Far Cry 5: The Lag Demon

[@LazyPurple]

This one is definitely different. If you guys enjoy this I'll see what I can do with my solo-playthrough footage as well! (after the next TF2 vid of course) Okay have a great day thanks

[@moondiver1987]

Is how it feels to play soldier next? :thinking: awesome video fam

[@iFlyPlanesSoYouDontHaveTo]

daddy

[@abdulkadirthecarguy1948]

hey lazypurple.. walking ragdoll reminds me the engineer's rancho relaxo taunt lying ground when exit the taunt and you have to fight while he is relaxing and shootin you...

[@Shaquiifa]

Far cry 5 is basically an Up-scaled Gmod.

[@cassidy8307]

At multiple points I was crying of laughter

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

When you and your gf play DnD together and she keeps on rolling 1

[@janelantestaverde2018]

Brainbot Jezebel I don't dare to call this relatable but it sucks nonetheless.

[@tosterm]

If you play Dnd you probably don’t have a girlfriend

[@thegoosamoosus1877]

That would be a nightmare of an embarrassment.

[@nETbKaH]

One time I rolled a dice, it fall under the table, I went under the table to search, and as I saw a natural 1, table crashed on my head.

[@jedrixsuchojiemazon7533]

Maybe, She is pressing the LAG Switch.

[@darkridoom]

Remember when this video was titled ‘The Lag Succubus’?

[@terencesmith7231]

clearly his girl found it. lmao. he did what he had to do

[@simondatking]

wait it WAS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@seamusmckeon9109]

What

[@KaptainKommissar]

same here

[@nightmareweaver5059]

yes.

[@Rdotmop]

LazyPurple tries to play video game while LadyPurple breaks reality

[@totallynotarobot9622]

Reality can be whatever she want

[@boomeronet7888]

He is inevitable

[@anirvana]

@@totallynotarobot9622 *she

[@weirdunknownperson2916]

Is this a punishment when he doesnt play tf2?

[@aticae]

LadyPurple ... omg

[@LordEmperorBoss]

When your girlfriend is the living incarnation of Internet Explorer.

[@bongochongo8467]

Ooooooof

[@flamingcat1101]

Internet Explorer is dead now. F

[@LordEmperorBoss]

Firestorm 1101 No she’s alive and well. =_=¡ Long story short: The Navy makes me work with her.

[@flamingcat1101]

@@LordEmperorBoss I thought they had shutter it down. At least she sounds cute

[@Trimpy_boi09]

@@flamingcat1101 dont say cute on the internet the misusers of the word simp is coming

[@topkek9163]

back in my day we called this “Lazypurple and the Lagg Succubus”

[@squishybrick]

"I'm stuck in the sky" *aims at her with a scope, and the words "LIGHT EM UP" in bold letters appears*

[@vladgabrielmatei9128]

You know the rules and so do i

[@realultraformerlyultranact6542]

s a y g o o d b y e

[@phyrball21]

Gonna tell some lies. And hurt you!

[@reddisdead]

3:11 Paranormal Activity (2008)

[@joowa2159]

what the fuck

[@Trimpy_boi09]

*TEAM EPSILON 11 HAS ENTERED THE FACILTY*

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

O-oh god! GET IT OF!GET IT OOOOOFFF ahhh......hhHHhh.... FLOOD SCREACH*

[@zurog7742]

Your use of the flood sound effects has gained a like.

[@sliver3703]

I thought that was the music scp-012 makes when you enter its chamber

[@nik72828]

Time Stamps?

[@notalive5479]

4:38 9:30 for anyone who doesn't know, this is (probably) the music: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnjdiXatbbl7o7M

[@Sagetower7]

YES, I'm glad I wasn't the only one that recognized it.

[@tridonstrident6785]

damn i was gonna say that

[@stealthlock6634]

2:38 *Realization sets in* 4:09 “Just keep doing anything!!”

[@turnips9444]

This got me to spit out my coffee and Im genuinely enjoying this by far, especially the possessed girlfriend

[@Sparrow_203]

~TURNIPS~ you mean, by far-cry?

[@chamitoempire1672]

@@Sparrow_203 fuck you

[@Man1503go.]

666 likes DEMON GET THIS SHIT OFF ME

[@bman7346]

@@Man1503go. ikr lmao

[@rodrigodias6595]

@@Sparrow_203 i love u man

[@doakchurch3621]

5:51 Lazy: oh, my god. Soldier: *BOX!*

[@stipdip7785]

Box!!!!! 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦

[@-TPLT]

Ragdoll gal and her trusty sidekick regular computer guy.

[@friendlyfire3412]

5:52 I laughed so hard for this soldier.

[@CustomCoupeUltimate]

"friendly fire will not be tolerated" Every First Person Shooter

[@AngelaRedinbaugh]

BOX

[@longfang8117]

*In a sad tone* *Sandvich*

[@err0r529]

B O X

[@eggrollman8393]

BAX!

[@Krimberr]

“We’re losing youtube subscribers as we do this” Lazypurple 2018

[@charliedulol]

lies

[@rorynator7567]

lazy throughout his entire death

[@UNSCPILOT]

Let's be perfectly honest here, they just gained a bunch of subscribers cause that was genuinely hilarious

[@moiracollum5123]

Yep

[@AG5_]

5:59 Lazy: Only the lag monster can drive this special truck *as he finishes that sentence Lag monster: * *blows up truck* *

[@FreddieTF2]

You did that thumbnail too well man. My eyes instinctually just skipped over it in my video feed and I didn't realize you had uploaded until I saw your tweet.

[@doctorhumor2549]

Ay freddie,took me some time to realize that he uploaded a video,me eyes just ignore dem clickbait looking thumbnails lel

[@LazyPurple]

I was worried about that since I do the same thing. I toned it down, thanks for the comment!

[@ARottenMuffin]

How many channels are you subbed to the point that thumbnails like this are so commonplace for you to skip over it my man?? lol

[@illican]

ARottenMuffin you don’t have to sub to a single one, youtube just crams capslock titles with clickbait thumbnails down your throat 24/7

[@ARottenMuffin]

Not really, if you use the home page for whatever reason or something else sure, but I don't see why anyone wouldn't just use the subscriptions to see only what they actually want to.

[@arson5533]

game be like *your settings have been set to SMG4 mode*

[@ryanschneider115]

Thomas Ingram Pingas.

[@randomfolk9545]

Yes

[@AgentArabian]

Man of culture I see Yes late comment

[@yamsthepotatoking9444]

*teleport above you* *helicopter noises*

[@HellishSpoon]

Nani

[@HansonJ]

2:35 She’s really good at walking.

[@h4vyk]

*please give her a new computer*

[@charliedulol]

agreed, this level of tech gore is... to be fixed.

[@tomjackal5708]

no dont

[@sargesacker2599]

This is the perfect set up.

[@hoovy5147]

That's what the donations on his Patreon go towards.

[@tobaccomarshall4659]

Youre profile pic is perfect

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

The dead-but-not ragdoll is DEFINATELY a Bethesda Style Bug. Keep it Ubisoft, please keep it.

[@JenguBlocku]

*Hears Flood noises* *Gets flashbacks to 'the Library' on Legendary*

[@sargesacker2599]

Jenga Rocket launcher flood *Intensifies.*

[@dragoncatsage3049]

Jenga halo or metro?

[@socail2]

Dragoncat Sage Both.

[@niko_8208]

There's no end in sight, just a never ending flood of, uh, flood.

[@comandercarnis]

*ptsd starts up* OH GOD! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

[@Gormathius]

2:35 This reminds me of when my brother and I were playing WoW together and he for some reason had colossal lag despite us both being connected through ethernet cables on the same network in the same house. Anyway, at one point he died, but his computer hadn’t caught up to this fact yet so he was still running around normally on his end, but from my perspective he was just a corpse sliding around on the ground.

[@EnderGoku9001]

F

[@thecarl4085]

urine

[@irrelevantperson785]

Sabrina: Ohh, my game froze! Lazy: Your game froze?! Magic ensues. Every. Single. Time. I _would_ say don't let her drive buuuut then it wouldn't be as much fun, now would it?

[@weirdogiant6886]

"...this is like an SCP nightmare." Me: OMG, MAKE A JOKE SCP THAT'S A RAG-DOLL!!

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

An scp named Garry that causes me people to ragdoll

[@mrmr_zoomie]

No the SCP is just Sabrina. It’s traumatizing but can’t be taken seriously at the same time.

[@weirdogiant6886]

Ah, another comment I have no memory of making. In fact, what even is this video?

[@mrmr_zoomie]

@@weirdogiant6886 lazy purple and his demonic girlfriend that bends reality

[@mrmakrin21]

_Sabrina’s computer gives up_

[@The40Oliver]

8:45 Next evolution of gaming

[@brassgears0]

*UPGRADE TO WATCH F-*

[@luigio8484]

I don't get how you do it normally I wouldn't watch a video like this all the way through because far cry 5 just ain't my thing, but you just... holy shit you made it so damn good I love your content lazypurple

[@theprepaintedcanvis3452]

3:02 "YOU REALLY ARE A DEMON!" (starts to play the floods theme and play flood sounds) Me:(war flashbacks compared with moments in the halo campaign plus me freaking out like a baby and screaming every time a combat form appears)

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

GE-GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF MEEE! OH GO-GOD HELP AHHHHH..... hhrhrhr......FLOOD SCREECH *

[@NinjaGamer820]

Wow I wish I had a girlfriend like yours. Wow I wish I had a girlfriend. Wow I wish I had friends

[@ARottenMuffin]

Wow I wish I had- ... I have nothing

[@NinjaGamer820]

ARottenMuffin same tbh

[@ARottenMuffin]

Great world we live in ayy

[@NinjaGamer820]

ARottenMuffin ayyyyy

[@ARottenMuffin]

lmao ;)

[@sirelfwfwfwfwfw]

3:26 *teleports behind you* Omae wa mou shindeiru *NANI?*

[@devoidchain5846]

NANImachines son

[@walkingidiot2533]

@@devoidchain5846 *_oh no_*

[@yukishi2746]

*M Y N U T S*

[@fishymael]

These two are a gift mankind does not deserve.

[@dreeemy6707]

“ This is like an scp Nightmare “ ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL, ALPHA WAR HEADS GO OFF IN T MINUS 90 SECONDS-

[@evieinfinite]

"Women can't drive" Yes they can, they just have internet problems. Lol

[@bitai683]

not internet, regular pc lag, the things that make these happen are far cry's compensations

[@adoptdontshop3911]

We can, we just lag irl

[@terrain7879]

@@bitai683 it's a joke

[@bitai683]

@@terrain7879 thought it deserved an explanation

[@d.n5287]

Every crash that ever occurred happened because the driver of Hardware lag

[@KaptainKommissar]

3:10 I recognize those guttural growls...

[@petersimon5295]

What about at 3:53?

[@noble6791]

Library ptsd intesifies.

[@KaptainKommissar]

@@petersimon5295 Not those ones

[@tlowblue9110]

I believe it’s the song grave mind from halo 3

[@galaxychii7304]

If possible... MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER!

[@darutucaruti9980]

When the funny sfm man that made a megalovania joke gets a girlfriend before you do

[@WombatSteve]

That ending got me so hard :D That was an amazing video :D

[@wis7604]

Wombat Steve try not to bust a fat one

[@svetaphantom]

Every so often i remember this video exists and I am filled with joy.

[@fpsvoltage3005]

THIS IS THE POWER OF MY STAND, KING CRIMSON

[@sketchydude8431]

*Nani?!*

[@potassiumtheif5857]

Dear god

[@potassiumtheif5857]

We must find a cybernetic Frenchman to beat you

[@imsoasian.1717]

Wha-

[@fabrizeantonio4425]

Crimson? How about: _Red-Blue?_

[@zeroexe592]

1:33 This is basically Lazy's Bizarre adventure

[@JoeKurr5]

No, fuck off.

[@samsmith7120]

4:45 I'm pretty sure my lungs exploded when she hit that guy 😂😂😂

[@mediocreturbulence5746]

I literally have fucking tears of joy this is great. one of my favorite parts 8:00

[@mrcomp1971]

Man your laugh is so contagious. I love these none-tf2 videos just as much.

[@DeDeDank]

Your videos always make me laugh dude. You editing is god like. Thank you

[@JustinY.]

That's one *succ* ulent thumbnail you got there

[@MacSlapman]

*Z U C C*

[@enderslayer389]

oh shoot it the boi *JUSTIN Y.*

[@matthewcao4993]

How do you always have 10 likes ? D:

[@TheGuy-ql9kq]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@skrungusVEVO]

NOT AGAIN that's what we call a likebot

[@conzype6406]

5 years ago yet this is still so wholesome to watch

[@ajarofpickles2826]

The woman in the thumbnail is thiccc with three C’s

[@mrmakrin21]

Ultra thicccc

[@ivoryas1696]

*k's

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

T H I C C C C H K Q U E

[@youssefakdim7695]

MEGA THICC

[@skelaboi01]

And a silent “QUE”

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

This is the quality TF2 content I subscribe for.

[@clearty8449]

Car Fry 5 (yes i did steal this joke)

[@ghosetclosetanimals4life667]

Clearty I love dunkey

[@danisky5115]

I just got back from a rick may tribute, I can’t stop crying. *Godspeed, You magnificent bastard.*

[@HellishSpoon]

ZA WARUDO but it only effects one person.

[@beefstew4948]

Lol

[@ALouisae]

7:24 why am I laughing so hard

[@StickMaster500]

That thumbnail is *THICC*

[@amann4467]

this guy bots right?

[@SirErnestBob]

StickMaster500 To explain why we are annoyed by you, it's because you make really lame comments on all the tf2 videos and it's getting old. It's negative attention. So that is why people are sick and tired of your cringe-worthy, unnecessary comments. So please stop.

[@TheGuy-ql9kq]

Sir Ernest Bob No u

[@jerryzhou3738]

+Sir Ernest Bob As someone who doesn't even like StickMaster500 but doesn't care about him, the fact that you're actively going onto the comments just to find him is just miserable

[@vigneshshetty1068]

Can this guy banned from ever tf2 channel plz it is really annoying

[@GARYnickS4556]

I honestly would love to see more lazy doing other games instead of just tf2 cause this is funny

[@RatoneroGris]

1:45 Now That's how you drift a truck

[@charliesoulfire2140]

The fact that you played flood noises just made my day X'D And gave me horrifying flashbacks from my Legendary play-throughs (but that doesn't matter when the video this funny)

[@baotran9594]

Lazy, playing far cry? That’s something new.

[@hsif]

It's impossible for me two watch one of you videos and not laugh my ass off everytime. Love you dude!

[@matthewcao4993]

2 Uploads in a month? *We have been blessed*

[@sumer4440]

Damn this is the first time I've laughed until I've cried in a while. This video was hilarious, I'd love to see more like this.

[@taytay6255]

4:40 Is that music from one of the flood missions in Halo 3? *Likes* 6:28 That's definitely Halo music. Nice.

[@syawndarren4284]

1:55 Lazy is literally crying

[@fox6357]

It's always lazy in Philadelphia

[@jasonquiver6907]

Indeed, you are a fox.

[@auora1017]

the best thing about this is I had to keep stopping the video to help it catch up.

[@looting3305]

Bro this video is *E P I C*

[@jaiamos2019]

I love all of your videos. And this one made me CRY THREE FREAKING TIMES. It was too funny my favorite was the disappearing deer.

[@bigyoshi5937]

I’ve never laughed so hard before. Thanks!

[@Ryxis]

2:41 this song is accurately called “battle against a mobile enemy”

[@grimentity4959]

His laughs fill me with happiness

[@wolfthegreat87]

Ayo remember when this vid was called the lag succubus

[@combative_grandpa]

4:23 you've got a friend in me

[@enesozcelik4407]

After seeing your comment on soundsmith's branch out/different content video, I came here to watch this. Best Decision Ever!

[@КонстантинИншаков-п2л]

No videos in may. And now June is almost over. Someone call Soundsmith! Lazy is asleep again!

[@wadasoldex3846]

Im so glad i got onto this video and dont just watch your TF2 Videos. This is just ridicliously funny, i cant even breathe bc of my laugther. Pls keep that Lag demon with us for a long time!

[@morfufo]

This was absolutely hilarious. What were her reactions to the clips?

[@sabrinassnacks8490]

They were beyond my expectations and I laughed so hard through this whole video lol

[@morfufo]

Serket Mod Bwahaha

[@sabrinassnacks8490]

Ok BEFORE YOU JUDGE, I use this channel to moderate Lazy's patreon streams on KZbin. And people know me as Serket in his discord server lol. That is why I have this ridiculous name no one shall recognize me by TuT

[@morfufo]

Serket Mod I wasn't making fun of your name lol KZbin automatically puts the person's name of who you're replying to name at the beginning of the reply comment 😃

[@sabrinassnacks8490]

I did realize that half way through writing the last reply (I hardly ever comment on things), but I also feel super weird and totally random replying to you with this basic as heck account and felt the need to explain myself, but aaaanyways ty for being a beautiful soul and replying so nicely to my silly comment

[@bottyuup6885]

I love all the halo noise you add like the flood or one finale effort. Sorry for my bad English

[@tanaflameheart8883]

ok i could not stop laughing hearing the flood from halo...

[@Markos_Malitsos]

All the little sound effects you added really got me xD

[@catalyzt7162]

Ok I was laughing so hard after the ragdoll glitch xD

[@ALEXmann0014]

Please make more of these!!! 😂😂😂 welcome back btw we missed you

[@SmileytheSmile]

*ZA WARUDO joke*

[@frogman9721]

Smiley the Smile look at this idiot, everyone point and laugh at this morning

[@dapperparraper860]

*TOKI YO TOMARE*

[@_narrows]

*ROADU ROLLA DA*

[@kingcrimsonwashere8736]

MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@hatcrab4923]

DIO!

[@CyhAnide]

I come back to watch this video whenever I need a laugh. The sheer insanity shatters reality, like ten minutes straight of Plague, the Woolie Hunter shenanigans. I would honestly play a game where you play as someone trying to help a friend trapped in eternal lag limbo.

[@gargleblaster402]

5:56 Ah yes, the fabled airbox shipment.

[@gargleblaster402]

Forgot to mention that they are made from supercompacted nitroglycerin.

[@GlorifyToast]

lazy purple deserves more subs likes this guy animates so well and smoothly

[@M-J-B]

Now this is podracing

[@yurtle1851]

this was the funniest youtube video i have watched in... idk how long thank you for this masterpiece, great editing

[@legoyoda645]

5:52 This was meant to be funny But now... *its just sad*

[@Jerry-hg8sc]

I love how it used to be succubus but you need that sweet sweet monetization so its demon now

[@robertlisenby2653]

I diagnose you with rick and morty fan

[@LucarioX489-9]

Lazy i died with you that is the hardest I have laughed in a long long time. not 10 seconds in on the whole ragdoll glitch was my throat in excruciating pain XD

[@frenchie43]

A simple solution to this problem: Don't let your girlfriend drive in Far Cry 5

[@nativenocturnal5112]

Why would you fix this???

[@simdelia1899]

By the time i Read this comment, Shr already failed.

[@kierakearns8922]

What problem?

[@ajddavid452]

or: replace her potato with a decent gaming pc

[@nETbKaH]

Or ever.

[@zainniznik3444]

I appreciate the halo flood sfx

[@WildRagu]

3:08 who needs a car when you are the car. NoW I cAn RuN oVeR PeOPle. HeRe’s a ExAMpLe Of RuNiNG OVER somEThinG 3:36

[@mrgibus8278]

I just want to say if lazy is listening i bought some of your merch and it was sublime! i love you and your videos lazy!

[@vladimirputin3426]

8:50 so that's what DPD meant by 'air delivery' and that's why my parcel is water damaged! right...

[@markgritzan2841]

Man, after rewatching it I have to say, it's one of the best videos on KZbin!!

[@mr.hoovy6948]

Im suprised that no one has typed "WTF THIS IS N U T TEA FOR STRESS 2!"

[@OutHereCorbin]

Mr.Hoovy 69 It is because for long time fans, any lazypurple content is appreciated. We all love him, no matter what he does.

[@pumpkinton]

*N U T*

[@imasepan]

Skelebone Sans remember ster and muselk

[@casualworks-]

TEA FOR STRESS? That sounds like an actual product by the way.

[@Rohtix]

That ragbdoll glitch was beyond amazing. I wish it was a thing in more games.