Stopping an Army of Lesbian Geckos

[@simonmoutel-davesne144]

This is straight up the plot of Jurassic Park with more lesbianism

[@13wolfy13]

Wait... All the dinosaurs were female, so... I was today years old when I realized jurrasic park was about lesbian dinosaurs.

[@Littlestraincloud]

@@13wolfy13 the same amount of lesbianism!

[@bugyua]

not to be the nerd but if we're going the queer dinosaur route.... then technically the dinosaurs in jurassic park were trans too! they were made with frog dna which made them hermaphrodites and let them breed with eachother

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

So, Jurassic Park but with one species? 😂

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

@@bugyuaI mean, if they identified as female then they’d still be lesbians either way ❤

[@chiyo9014]

I accidently left my mourning gecko door open and now have a thriving colony in my animal room. They eat all the bugs and live in the plant pots. I have just learned to accept it.

[@FlashOfAsh]

i mean, as long as they're contained well enough to not spread over your entire house or whatever

[@rainfrog]

hes gonna destroy the environment by letting invasive lizards they and self replicate into the wild

[@Leafystreet2]

we love to hear it

[@kassanovabloodgood9122]

That actually sounds kind of cool, ngl. Though I can see why having something like that isn't as possible in an Apartment.

[@chiyo9014]

@@kassanovabloodgood9122 I definitely live in a apartment lol. Future me problems.

[@TheDrPlants]

Now can you stop my mother-in-law from colonizing my apartment?

[@modeltrainvillage211]

We won't

[@TinkiePink]

Sorry, there's NO stopping that force of nature😂

[@modeltrainvillage211]

She already beat us

[@TheDrPlants]

@@TinkiePink😢

[@Pugify]

@@TheDrPlantsDr Based 🦃

[@abyssal8883]

It's honestly so hilarious that a bunch of tiny lizards can take over the home of the most advanced species ever.

[@__-be1gk]

if by "take over" you mean "live inside for a couple days before all being easily extracted"

[@SivleRT29]

Bruh

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

I mean, it would be very easy to get rid of them all... but the methods aren't family friendly, and I wouldn't condone it.

[@timmymarczewski7282]

Bro you are speaking the facts.

[@jesuisege]

allegedly

[@godshounds]

oh to be reincarnated as a tiny lesbian gecko in the tiny lesbian gecko mansion

[@lepidoptery]

well... as long as you can avoid getting your tail eaten by a bigger one

[@radicalai]

@@lepidopteryi added a bunch more fake leaves after my ladies ate off the babies tails, and now the tails are growing back and it looks so funky

[@krimsonklaww611]

Those underwater tubes must be insane to the geckos. They see a frog and go "you're like me but fat and round and underwater???"

[@LinkaleeLewis]

The tubes are a genius idea, and I think they would be even better if they were a little wider so the geckos could turn around. Right now if they make it to Lover's Loop, they're kind of committed to going forward and can't turn back home if they wanted to.

[@allisonfarrell7968]

Seconded! It would also be adorable to see if any favorite routes pop up with “pit stop” entrances and exits.

[@ChiisaiOokami]

Yeah. plus if one gecko decides to go down a route while another is trying to go back (like a gecko going through the loop while another is returning from the sun room), then both are just kinda stuck once they encounter each other.

[@Binstabih]

Or a crossroads

[@nickelglasses700]

Just add some traffic lights and maybe a couple trains. Either way, mourning traffic sucks.

[@CoolMagmar]

@@ChiisaiOokami I think thats the reason the tube end in the sun room don't see as to easy climb it back, but know jack about geckos so who knows

[@hemlockgaming9987]

Accept it leafy, the lesbians are gathering and rising, RISE MY CHILDREN RISE!

[@hemlockgaming9987]

LESBIANS REPORT FOR DUTY🫡

[@susandanielsson6857]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GlowingTrashPanda99]

Let’s go Lesbians!

[@katiem.3109]

We ride at dawn!

[@full-timelesbian1075]

ONWARD, LESBIANS!

[@OwOlord9000]

"money's not that tight" LMAO I'M DYING

[@Spinex0196]

💀

[@darlenabrown3360]

I know!😂

[@chellesama8256]

I had to pause it to laugh

[@Nothingtoseehereanyway]

"Poor fingers here, has a group of lesbians, squatting inside of his peaceful domicile." 8:41 This nearly caused me to spew half chewed chicken nuggets onto my blanket, thank you, Alex.

[@dragonshadow4145]

I always figured fingers and lesbians were an excellent match, lol

[@RayDoes_Gacha_club]

Oh my God YES! it had the same effect for me, Minus the chicken nuggets tho. :)

[@spinorachnid]

Fun fact gargoyle gecko's eat other gecko's so he probably ate one😊

[@mizchaos132]

​@@spinorachnidthey're his snacks. he's saving them for later

[@ByteDeity]

I like to think Fingers said this quote by Ned Flanders: "You Softcore sophomores took advantage of my trustful nature. And sullied the internet by putting pornography on it! Get out!"

[@TehBuggy]

Tubes for exploring is genius. Lesbians love plumbing and construction! 😂 But for real, that’s a creative solution and really fun to see.

[@Faroresama]

i've had mourning geckos for about four years now and let me tell you the stress dreams i have about them all escaping, multiplying, and me trying to grab them and put them back in an enclosure...

[@coveliu310]

Thank you for single handedly curing my desire for mourning geckos with this video 😭 That said the tube system was INCREDIBLE and the idea of being a tiny lil mourning gecko going underwater and seeing all the dwarf frogs is just amazing

[@med1.0cre]

11:16 i read the comment on screen and thought to myself "huh, that sounds like something i'd say" and then i looked closer at the comment and it was, infact, something i'd say 😭

[@mollycblaeser]

🤣 congratulations!

[@BLOODKINGbro]

LoL

[@beetothetee]

The pure delight you felt when they used the tubes was contagious- I was smiling like an idiot through this whole video

[@emewyn]

After finding out you named one Suburu, I was expecting more named U-Haul, Doc Marten, Vans, and Old Navy.

[@lilytranchida6356]

7:36 I love the eviction bait was just a neighbour asking you to scream less (not even to stop I love that top tier neighbour)

[@Topazzzzzz]

i think the amount of effort you put into letting them roam around because you think them being restricted is unfair is honestly really sweet. its like theyve got their own little theme park! i think every lesbian deserves a nice cozy place and some safe walkways for exploration beyond that.

[@Park-ll6mj]

The tubes are an incredible idea. Though I do worry allowing them into your plant propagation tub will mean all your plants are *filled* with gecko eggs

[@KimJongUnnie]

It’s a good thing you don’t live in Florida, you’d be introducing a new invasive species 😂

[@anemoneyas]

don't worry, I'm pretty sure they're already established there, along with iguanas, pythons, day geckos and who knows what else!

[@caseys9310]

They are so established there I'd say they're considered naturalized

[@BrittanyNgo01]

It could happen anywhere! When my sister was a kid she took a snail out of California back to our home in Colorado, she was keeping it as a pet. It died eventually and she put the shell in our backyard. Turns out it wasn't dead because we found several snails in the yard the following spring. 😬 They theoretically shouldn't be able to survive the winters here but somehow they did. Just like in Jurassic Park, "life finds a way".

[@tbella5186]

New? Nah, you can step out and get yourself a Tokay, a Curly Tail, or a Mourning gecko if you're quick enough!

[@kittykatlover7]

​@@anemoneyas lion fish too

[@HomemadeEcosystems]

There is an urban legend that you eat 4 spiders a year in your sleep... in your case it is mourning geckos and it is not an urban legend

[@mockneck]

yes it's statistical error that the average person eats 4 geckos a year. average person consumes 0 geckos a year. Mourning Geckos Georg, who lives in a lesbian gecko barracks and accidentally inhales 10,000 geckos a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted 🦎

[@alukeofalltrades]

I thought the myth was 8 spiders a year, not 4?

[@DarquosLeblack]

​@@alukeofalltradesI counted mine, last year it was like 15 for me

[@holli3716]

The question is could geckos solve the spider problem

[@Tyredest]

Way to convince me not to get mourning geckos lol

[@ghostboy4115]

If you don’t take out the eggs the adults usually take care of the overpopulation issue themselves lol.

[@tacenda_loon]

@ghostboy4115 yeah! Part of me raised an eyebrow the more he said he would move babies. Like, at what point do you have to shrug and LEAVE THEM ALONEAL😭? He's in an *apartment* with a continuously breeding species? ​

[@bugloverspiderlover8490]

Good food source for my tarantulas!

[@juliac3933]

@@ghostboy4115or you could just not force the animals to kill each other due to stress and overpopulation

[@gekkeroph9276]

This channel is so unhinged and I love it.

[@azurerandomness]

Being Chinese and suddenly hearing Chinese being spoken by a cute little lesbian gecko is hilarious

[@KittySprinkles]

Dude straight up made a hamster run for his geckos! Cool setup, except I don't need tiny judging geckos watch me in the bathroom.

[@RudeFoxALTON]

"Life, uhhh... FInds a way" You just got Jurassic parked bro

[@justasillykitty]

love seeing the lesbian geckos!!

[@PackedOsborn]

Ngl i only read the title without the geko part and it's so funny

[@mcsteevington5238]

8:47 Oh no! Anything but a gang of lesbians squatting in his domicile!!!

[@PeachiwithHolly-2304]

'I've never accidentally let a gecko go.' *less then a minute later* *gecko casually jumping out of his hands*

[@nolenm3819]

8:25 little hands stickying out is so cute 😭

[@Ceretrea]

Other tenants be wondering why they see geckos in their apartments now 😂

[@yurifairy2969]

if they live somewhere warm they probably already had occasional geckos

[@mossymosscreature]

@@yurifairy2969 The graphic he used for the sponsorship implies he lives in Florida where invasive species tend to thrive because of the tropical climate.

[@RubleBubble]

Man i didnt see any of that coming with all of the subtle foreshadowing 😢

[@datboishiz3474]

Using tubes as contained gecko transportation modules is so sick. Id love to see them explore arounf

[@7amianAkaDame]

My man almost got a million subscribers, been here since like 4K, I'm actually proud of my dude!

[@vrimphus]

This would be a fun video game playing as an escaped gecko

[@rancidtrophywife]

Alex I’m getting mourning geckos tomorrow cause of you!! YOU!!!!!!! GODDD!!!

[@leafystreet]

WOOO. close ur enclosure tight!!!!!

[@mollycblaeser]

I have 2 now because of his first video!

[@yurifairy2969]

don't let them escape

[@Cat-tastrophee]

Not only was this hilarious, but the cinematography was exceptional 👌 👏👏

[@OZZ_BALL]

Imagine how insane this is for the other animals, living your chill life, no other animals in sight other than a roommate that’s your exact species. Then suddenly an army of tiny lesbians invade your home.

[@Gabocat2023]

Fruit walks 0:43

[@bacoloop109]

No it doesn't

[@jesuisege]

what do you call a fruit fly that's been selectively bred to not be able to fly?

[@jesuisege]

a new, nerdier version of the joke just dropped

[@MRV1RU5_]

​@@bacoloop109 Joke💨 🙄*You*

[@bacoloop109]

@@MRV1RU5_ Sarcasm💨 You

[@Cryabetes]

Honestly ever since you made the first video on them I was waiting for this update 😂

[@JeffW-e6h]

Pro editing and narration. Bravo . Let’s get Leafy to 1M subs and share this vid.

[@pavelmedbery3055]

A solution for the bathroom door situation. You could always cut holes in the top of the door and route the tubes through that way so that they A) aren't a tripping hazard, and B) you're able to close the door fully.

[@Cat-tastrophee]

I was thinking the same thing, but the landlord would probably not be pleased 😐

[@pavelmedbery3055]

@@Cat-tastrophee Doors are replaceable after all.

[@KioHonda428]

8:42 🤣🤣 POOR FINGERS!!! JUSTICE FOR FINGERS!!

[@Tries_To_Draw]

When the conservatives ranted about gays taking over, I don’t think this was what they thought would happen

[@antonioAPH]

I guess…. In a way they were right?

[@-OBJ]

The clones strike back

[@blessedbeauty2293]

- *I still cannot believe how many lesbians you got.* 😅😂. I AM dead ☠️

[@austinnagy4823]

The yellow mushrooms are Leucocoprinus birnbaumii, flowerpot parasol/ flowerpot dapperling. Unsure about the smaller white ones. Mycena maybe

[@itsmemichelle6411]

Feeding the algorithm because I love these videos even though I'm not a person who's into this kind of content but loves your videos

[@sunshineley]

Can confirm, there are at least two lesbians in Idaho.

[@falcolf]

Leafy, never stop being awesome; the difference between you and a lot of other funny vivarium creation channels is that you actually do your research and you genuinely care about your animals. ❤

[@hairclipthekundermainoctop9953]

Absolutely yes thank you for the notification

[@nullc0ntext]

Just incredible. Sir you have astounded me and confounded my expectations. Top work, tip of the hat.

[@Danilyn_Livao]

I love how you embrace your gecko colony with such humor and warmth! Keep up the awesome work-love what you share!

[@nathanr5737]

I adore your channel was very happy to see a new notif from you today :))

[@smitabiswas3507]

This has to be my favourite video of yours, the delivery is just too good

[@Velaens]

i genuinely look forward to watching thesse videos.😊They're such a blast and are very well done, edited and all the etcs of a good/funtime!

[@Turtle095]

Yo me too ❤❤

[@mollycblaeser]

Omg I loved this update! Your original video inspired me to start my own lesbian gecko army. I have 2 currently: Artemis & Blanche! The tubes are such a cool idea! I might have to borrow that down the road.

[@D_ytAcct]

This is truly incredible. I'm so happy for your absolutely adorable lesbian army and their exploration tubes

[@ManfredHaupt]

I would love longer form videos. Many people would watch.

[@femalebot]

I feel like I deserve an award for accurately guessing (I was only one gecko off) the total number of geckos. Damn, I might be psychic.

[@JourneyStopmotion]

I love your channel so much keep up at work Alex.

[@vex17]

this dude is the I Did A Thing of animals

[@januszbogumil]

I love the idea of the geckos having little adventures in the tubes

[@MizzzKitty]

I remember when this all first started, lol... Feels like just yesterday ❤

[@TwinkleTwinkleTruly]

Alex just out here being the most supportive dad he can be to all his kids, including his lesbian daughters and their multi-generational, lesbian, pseudo-incest (but not really) army that’s made up of who knows how many generations of grandchildren, great-grandchildren and so on 😅 We love an inclusive, accepting dad, even if he is a barely-above 20-year-old ❤

[@mstalcup]

The tube is a great idea. I would give them a wider section in the tube so they can turn around if they don't want to proceed.

[@januszbogumil]

I was wondering what would happen when you ended up with too many geckos. I guess I am about to find out

[@asteroid435]

Aww, Subaru is my favourite lesbian gecko

[@kjudestevens1519]

African Dwarf frogs rule! Love your dedication to these cute, curious little beings! You've got the best roommates ever 😅

[@dracodracarys2339]

At least they haven't learned to open doors.

[@kieranberry8388]

Komodo dragons also can breed this way. Discovered at Chester Zoo in the UK. They were also quite recently declared venomous also. Previously it was assumed bacterial infection in the saliva led to sepsis. Love your videos. Awesome presentation. Soothing commentary. You may enjoy Dan at sort of interesting about life on a narrow boat in the Welsh borders. Recently become a dog lover and owner! Had an Albino African house snake among hundreds I kept over 30 years they were my faves. Only dogs, fish and ponds now. 🤠😂🇬🇧💞

[@leafystreet]

im doing an army of them next

[@kieranberry8388]

Dogs, fish or Komodos? 😂

[@DanielledeVreede]

​@@kieranberry8388 yes

[@Charlie-wx6pk]

i watch ur videos anytime i see them, subbed bc i was interesting and ur voice is oddly calming

[@HaHaHannah1369]

Really proud of your sponsorship bud.

[@negljbreakergaming]

these are the cutest freaking creatures

[@serotoninbearz]

I'll just keep on dancing at the Pink Gecko Club, Pink Gecko Club!

[@yumiulrich4eva]

I'm just a pink gecko girl~

[@Casthenerdfighter]

The tubes are so cute reminds me of people putting bigger tubes in their apartment for ferrets

[@DreaOnzagle]

I for one love our new lesbian overlords

[@RyanHoffman-n8c]

This is now my favorite Jurassic park story! The resemblance is uncanny

[@lillovingsoul]

11:20 me, a lesbian, eating garlic bread as I watch this........

[@mofish3601]

It’s been a long time since a KZbin video made me laugh that hard and that many times. Love the continuation of the lesbian gecko story!

[@erica-1214]

You're super creative and hilarious. I love watching your content! Keep it coming, esp long form like this one.

[@yeehaw635]

lets hope that he doesnt get eaten by an army of lesbian geckos next💀

[@Safikei]

This video is so chaotic. I love it.

[@Code-Redd]

your poor roommates are so patient to put up with you trying to prevent a ecological explosion and creating a gecko speedway tubes

[@Loona-Eclipze-star]

I love it when you post. O get weirdly happy and kick my legs around

[@The_PlantPlague]

We getting fed with a 16 minute video today bois🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@hattarapilvi]

this was your best video so far. the drama, the plot twists, the cinematography... its so awesome seeing your video making skills get better and better with each video you upload 🩶

[@the_dancing_koko7663]

i love your editing style

[@ack_ack_jack]

My family and I love your videos. ❤❤❤❤

[@donttalktomebye]

in Florida we have house geckos. this is definitely a norm. i hope these geckos arent super invasive where you live

[@TwinleaftheDragon]

I'm not gonna lie, I have gotten this video recommended to me like 5 times, and all five times it has had a separate thumbnail.

[@c5365]

Man these things have horrendous invasive potential....at least they're cute.

[@leafystreet]

one of the most widespread geckos on earth. their eggs are saltwater resistant. its crazy

[@c5365]

I see why people raise them as feeders! Speaking of, a chubby, greedy toad would help you curb the population....

[@onlyifyoucallmebrian]

10:34 I’m 69% sure you filmed the battery at that level on purpose

[@MJW60777]

Well, it's still better than having an infestation of roaches, rats, termites, carpenter ants, mice..ect

[@Nathan-gn1ni]

I’m so happy you made this video man love all your vids bro keep it up ❤🦎🐸

[@user-AADZ]

Subaru really adds a lot to this video

[@Rg_Dragontree]

Im chinese and the Mandarin is actually spot on

[@Bo_kiki]

Guys I don’t know if the tiny lesbian gecko army is so tiny anymore…

[@BrunoErazoDelAngel-kb3ge]

Attack of the lesbian gecko clones