Learn Real Chinese: How to (Not) P*ss Your Chinese Friends Off.

This video is so funny that I can't stop laughing when editing it!
In this video, I will talk you through six words that might be the favorite word of Chinese people. If you are always trying to be polite, try to avoid using them, but if you want to have some fun with your close friends, go ahead and use these word :)
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[@kilindogma9711]

One time a girl told me that i was a 直男 and i was really confused i was like "Wait, did she think i was gay the entire time?"

[@ShuoshuoChinese]

😂

[@efectovogel8295]

Time to drink more hot water then

[@honghaohuang8766]

Hahahah, lmao

[@Peng_Peng]

Using earphone as an Oxygen tube is killing me. Lmao

[@kaylawilson805]

😂😂😂 This has me dying!

[@Tompsf1]

So good!

[@q_q123]

lmfao looks legit

[@ShuuiTun]

多喝热水吧 。。。

[@scanvil3766]

omg i didn't even realize 😂

[@kostasyian4788]

I am Greek and as a rule European and Chinese sense of humor are quite different haha But this time you nailed it Shuo! So funny, couldn't stop laughing!

[@Sprinkletiny]

Finally found this channel! Thank you so so much! Your videos help me a lot❤️ As a foreign student who study third language, those role play illustrates my understanding much more than only studying the words. Give u thumbs up! 👍👍👍👍

[@Rajkumari王]

My Chinese online friend reply me with " hhhhhh" when we were talking about funny things in English 🤭

[@ranulfdoswell]

That's actually the same as hahaha. When you use the Chinese keyboard, 哈 is the first choice for just a single h, so when you type the next character it's automatically selected.

[@woheni]

哈哈哈哈

[@dominikalis5863]

太好玩儿了! 多喝热水吧 🤣🤣🤣 I really enjoy watching your channel.

[@pauljamesburgin9966]

The "Drink more hot water" is great ..... I'm going to use that... :)

[@TerkanTyr]

I didn't expect it to be this fucking funny, lol

[@wadimwadimow5439]

你的演技非常好啊！！！！

[@DavidTullyPhD]

My favorite ShuoShuo video yet. :)

[@yellayeah]

太好笑了。好喜欢看你的视频哟。your videos give me a better understanding of chinese speaking culture.

[@WingChunBoyz]

I always look forward to watching your videos. 😀

[@hninhtethtetthay497]

老师 多谢

[@Jan-yr7bt]

Thumbs up for this vid. Really funny. Gonna try it asap with my Chinese and Taiwanese friends. 😊

[@chengdelee3078]

一个人也演得挺好，棒棒哒

[@arnestmanalansan3248]

好的 it's relatable thnxxx

[@chriskii12344]

The headphones as a life support is awesome haha!

[@lightphasermusic]

Awesome video, I like the funny sketches!

[@kseni.meshkova_eng]

This was hilarious! Thank u so much ☺️

[@mjchiyodiaries1794]

That drink hot water got me 😏🤣

[@draechaeli]

I've been teaching in China for 8 years and I've been told a lot to drink more hot water, which generally makes me annoyed, and most other foreigners I know annoyed, so I can't see myself ever wanting to say it. but now that I think about it I think it was just/mainly guys who've told me to drink hot water

[@youbeenchased]

看照片儿吧。就这儿！（苦苦）多喝热水。 哈哈哈哈哈 😂

[@NoFearDTA]

7:35 😂 😂 😂

[@30803080308030803081]

Guys, when a woman is having her period, that's a sign that her body wants her to get pregnant. If she is complaining to you about her period, then there's only one thing she needs. You know what to do.

[@Aerikku]

Haha you're so much fun ^^ I didn't know about 嗯 and 哦 I thought their were fine and quite commonly used.especially at the end of sentences How about 喔？

[@jznn8218]

喔？it's kind of word to express your surprise, curiousness, innocence, sometimes people use this word to express that they have never know something/someone, if you are in the situation where you need to express those feelings above, then 喔 is a perfect one

[@julioduan7130]

嗯and 哦 are ok to use as a reply to show you have understood something.

[@harshawardhanramteke3933]

就这。。。。多喝点热水吧 ❤🤣🤣

[@rithtan45119]

I’m not here to watch this, I’m just showing my friend this because his learning Chinese and, he keeps on pissing me off.

[@nanasea7079]

Thank you ❤️❤️😘😘

[@billfromchina6497]

I am Chinese and I admire you😳

[@Wangyaxin-b7o]

哈喽，姐姐我来阿尔及利亚谢谢 爱你哟

[@faneradoyce7890]

So funny

[@telekidd8559]

very funny

[@MiguelGonzalez-ck6pj]

Amazing

[@slashlakers2320]

this lessons are so interesting and entertaining. You are an amazing teacher

[@salihzanatta3116]

Thumbs up mate ...from Australia

[@salihzanatta3116]

How do you say - you poor baby

[@yongchhay2706]

多喝点热水~~~

[@SamprasFed]

This one is funny

[@vio3366]

虽然我没有中国朋友，对我来说这部视频很有用的！

[@tenchichrono]

bahahahaha... pretty much

[@reemm.sultan8343]

我不明白在这个视频上【多多喝热水吧】 是什么意思？

[@A._J_.]

that was a good one

[@riyan0p712]

Please help to sign up WeChat after ban in India because I play pubg chienes version help me please

[@brandonchen8313]

My Mandarin is terrible and I literally can't read or write but i made one of my friends go up to random chinese girls and say wo ai ni lmao 😂.

[@martonkovacs5668]

很好玩儿。我真的喜欢说老师。:D

[@jeremye8041]

Is it okay to include 哦 or 嗯 at the beginning of a text message? E.g. 哦非常好 or 嗯我知道了

[@ShuoshuoChinese]

可以的

[@이하나-m2h]

1:22 my chinese friends do that to me i get so annoyed haha actually they are chinese boys trying to get with me

[@dicknastee1652]

She looks better with the mustache

[@MrGold-lo6vc]

My girlfriend just had a minor surgery, I text her, "多喝点热水。" (Drink lots of hot water). She replied, "我不准你学这个" (I forbid you from learning this). 🤣

[@Coffee_Is_Magic]

The last part where the zhínán offers cracked me up 😂

[@ShuoshuoChinese]

哈哈 that’s my favorite part too

[@NuEnque]

How does week six - 星期六 equal Saturday? Isn't Saturday day six - 周六?

[@AlexWong-lq4pt]

Same 😂

[@AlexWong-lq4pt]

@@NuEnque I think both 星期六 and 周六 can be used

[@jisooya7878]

I love the way how you include real life segments. So funny and creative.😂 Best chinese lessons on KZbin. You deserve more subscribers.

[@TennisGvy]

LMAO I always tell my wife to 多喝热水 just because her parents always tell her to. I had no idea it was a running joke

[@noahallard1313]

you got caught lackin dawg

[@lucyanakumala1951]

I really like the storyline you use to explain about the words more😂 Xie xie, Shuo Laoshi

[@Peng_Peng]

I don't know why, but when I watch this video, I feel quite happy. Then I realized, not just the funny way you manage your video, but also the smile you have, that's a gift after working for a whole day. Thanks for the great content.

[@ShuoshuoChinese]

I'm also happy to see your sweet comment!

[@sethlangston181]

It's a different phrase, but 在吗 reminds me so much of when my students from China text me, "I have a question" without asking me what their question is.

[@مانجاه]

Me who don't have friends of it's native language: *interesting*

[@woheni]

Me haha

[@alitaryasa2211]

as a beginner i found that chinese people sometimes are impolite because everytime somebody told them to do something, they almost always replied wo zhi dao le...now after i watch your video i finally understwnd that culture behaviour..thanks Shuo

[@Joel_Bel]

This is the kind of lessons we need lol, thanks for uploading!

[@honghaohuang8766]

Very true. One more thing to add is this emoji: 🙂。Young Chinese folks use it to mean something like: “this is so stupid that I have nothing to say but give you a polite smile”. Every time I see my American friends send me this I had to take second to remind me of the fact that they are not Chinese and reinterpreted this emoji the way it was supposed to be interpreted lmao

[@honghaohuang8766]

Instead, we use 😂 or 🤣。The former is commonly used in situation where your friend tells you about things that frustrates them but more in a jokingly way, such as how stupid their bosses has been. If they tell you their grandparent has passed away, use cry emoji or something more serious. The latter is just literally lmao.

[@ShuoshuoChinese]

Exactly! How can I forget to mention this one!

[@tronix4732]

我不在 呵呵

[@ChinesewithXiaolu]

Haha, I like this topic. Great acting by the way😆

[@andrewchinese]

When I met my chinese gf for the first time she was shocked cuz Russians don't drink hot water so everytime her being sick I didn't give her hot water I gave her cold instead she was yelling xD

[@woheni]

My Chinese boyfriend telling me drink hot water all the time, I just hate it, we don’t drink hot water lmao

[@wj11jam78]

If anything, I would expect Russians to drink hot water. It gets pretty chilly up there. I remember when I was a kid growing up in England, I'd always ask my mum for hot water to drink during the winter. Although, this wasn't really normal behaviour. Most people don't drink hot water in England... Englishmen usually drink tea instead. Still, helped me out when it was cold when I was a kid.

[@itsaboon]

I'm a Thai person living in Thailand and just thought about learning Chinese a few days ago. KZbin recommended me your video (a Chinese teacher living in Bangkok! 😯) randomly and I just watched bunch of them. They're so funny and informative! I have subscribed. This is the first time I'm glad my phone was spying on me 😂

[@nishagupta1761]

I just love the dramatic convertion you have with every sentence.. it's more interesting when it's funny and we can relate to it,rather than just going through grammatical errors one by one. A great way to learn Chinese,or shall I say....any language. 很有意思！

[@kathakailin]

hahaha 多喝热水 pissed me off so much when I lived in China. xD

[@curoli]

I'm not sure I'm going to learn Chinese by watching Shuo's videos, but they are too much fun to stop.

[@chinasubtitled8892]

People hate 在吗 more because they don't know what the other person is asking, and the only way you can answer is 在. And then you have to face what the other person wants, sometimes inappropriate for your relationship. And sometimes it's difficult to tell them the real reason behind the rejection. You don't have a way to dodge the situation like pretending you didn't see the message.

[@Forestier1]

Actually, the English grammar is “How (not) to piss off your Chinese friends “ thus avoiding the split infinitive of the verb. The expression “piss off” is really unpleasant and not really something used in polite society or in an educational or business context. Better to say “how (not) to irritate your Chinese friends”.

[@seth1455]

Well said, it is a bit crude but no blame attributed to Shou

[@martinsoppa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!! You are awesome :D i can literally see my friends faces when they hear that! :D

[@johanhirte9661]

I learned 碉堡了 I’d u wanna make fun of ur friend when he did something unbelievable u say 您碉堡了!!! It means make fun of him. Or I always made fun by saying 有本事你们告去，我爸爸是李刚。 That is like chinese insider jokes I know.

[@jirenuniverse116]

That first line sometimes gets annoying, my Hongkong friend always did that, I always reply, :在啊，你说 or 在啊，有什么事啊？Although I prefer the first one Lmao

[@retto1155]

I had to watch this twice because I kept laughing too hard the first time to remember anything lmaooooo >

[@qingming4748]

love your content! I have a question: I don't know why I feel that 行 is not as respectful as 好的, any chance my gut feeling is right? Or am I just over thinking? Btw love your charisma!

[@pashak2317]

This is so funny I really love this ahaha

[@Braveplantt]

pov: native but only writes traditional Chinese and doesn't understand simplified much

[@artugert]

多喝熱水 is commonly said by Chinese people, and usually people appreciate it, from what I’ve seen. I say it to my wife often and she doesn’t get “pissed off”. Quite the opposite. I also use 嗯 and 哦 and 在嗎 often, and so does she.

[@contraspemspero-lu]

xiexie, Shuoshuo laoshi! awesome and very useful... but wait a moment... 就这 ? I want more videos of this kind... hehe

[@turnipsociety706]

4:49 widely available drinking hot water in China only came after 1949. These ancestors are still alive for most of them...

[@flashlife8256]

i've noticed a lot of chinese people, mostly women, are very sensitive about edgy humour. It's very tiring. I hate people who are easily offended.

[@flashlife8256]

i've noticed a lot of chinese people, mostly women, are very sensitive about edgy humour. It's very tiring. I hate people who are easily offended.

[@edgarchavez9637]

Best teacher on earth! Super creative and easygoing. Also i have to say she is beautiful. Omg im in love with the teacher. Greeting from mexico.

[@jxj2786]

I get bored easily from watching Chinese videos but I like watch ur videos because of ur sense of humor ❤️

[@lokdan4036]

中文是我的母语，有想学习中文的可以联系我，如果英语是你的母语，我们可以互相作为对方的language elders

[@DelkorYT]

I am gonna offer everyone hot water as a solution to their problems now. This is just too funny

[@lamabuddha496]

在吗？ 在呀，怎么了？ 呵呵。 多喝热水。 直男 喝多点儿热水 大姨妈来了，我肚子有点儿痛。 嗯，哦。 好的，行，我知道了。 就这？

[@mayanlogos92]

Oh.. I thought you were gonna do it about ways of speaking. With things like "take care to the tones" "don't speak too fast/too slow" etc

[@pavelkrstev1884]

Such beoutiful girl and no Chinise poem ...?

[@ametkemalidinov738]

I'd never use 在吗 myself, 'cause a mere thought of people trying to start a conversation this way pisses the fuck out of me

[@抖音美女-b7o]

I want to ask you...the word 就这 in the last your video... How is it mean in tiktok..谢谢。。

[@SomVangZunaki]

So cute teacher, Super fall in love on you😁😁😁

[@ulaolsen4945]

Me as a native Chinese speaker): Me:在？(here?) My friend answered like :?

[@pansaltman]

I finally learned how to repair my computer, 呵呵

[@chinesediaries]

laoshi can you upload some videos about hsk 4 test paper exam analysis..please

[@christianmalacad6200]

多喝点热水把 is everything lmao 😂

[@kindrawoe9827]

good content, laoshi. 多喝热水吧！😂😂

[@徐玮-j4l]

这个视频总结得好到位！这些表达心里大概知道是啥意思，但是比较难表达出来👍

[@dianabanana7394]

lmao I told a Chinese guy I was feeling really dizzy and he literally told me to drink lots of hot water

[@Add50326]

我很兴奋我真的会告诉我的妻子多喝热水。 我知道在中国他们平常喝热水。

[@AshinAsia]

Brilliant lesson. Very funny too! Great work Shuo! I knew the hot water one, as it came up in my learning once, and I asked online, and this was all explained to me! haha - so I found this part very funny as I knew the meaning behind it. (it reminds me of old English medicine - Brandy was the 'hot water'. haha. Any problems = brandy to solve. haha! Hope you're well. Looking forward to more films :)

[@d.n.ctalop5560]

你就是一名非常了不起的老师，由于你的原因，我学过了很多生词了