Learning To Retain Our Semen

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[@georgelarie]

Fun fact ejaculation aside from feeling good can also lower the risk of developing prostate cancer. Some of these guys who practice retention are going to have some awkward talks with their doctors in the future 😂

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

I love how these sorts of people don't even seem capable of understanding how much is actually going on biochemically when a person climaxes. The literally think it's all about the physical slime that comes out of the body. Kind of worrying, honestly, when you realize that these people are having a real influence on society.

[@tomisaacson2762]

But we cannot allow Communist indoctrination and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!

[@SpaceWampa]

Last thing I heard from a coworker. dude was talking about sea-man retention 2 weeks later this guy gets fired for sexual harassment

[@trashpanda3837]

Why stop at semen retention? I'm going for the gold, piss retention. My precious vitamins and minerals will never be flushed!

[@HalfBackCrack]

Turd retention is my thing. The more turds in your system the less calories you have to eat.

[@missinterpretation4984]

Haven’t peed in 6 months. Results?!? Uh yeah! My brain is floating in pure vitamin infused urine. The money will be rolling in any day now.

[@missinterpretation4984]

“On the floor or a woman or a keyboard…” gee I don’t know why women aren’t into these dudes. I love being on a list between floor and keyboard.

[@natebetts9426]

I will single handedly reverse his mark on history. I might even use two hands!

[@poigntless]

The only way retention is beneficial to you is if you swallow it after.

[@engineergaming2369]

🤔

[@Kang_The_Creator]

*As a Trans-Chick & Adult Content Creator Who's Flexible you could say my most popular videos are "Semen Retention"* *From a Certain Point of View* 😏

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

What comes out must go in.

[@Gamingpandacat]

We will never recover from the damage purity culture and the protestant work ethic have caused

[@tubian323]

Let's just call spade a spade, we all here because somebody didn't retain their semen. Ejaculation is normal, natural and healthy.

[@sbushido5547]

I'm sorry...who "spills their energy" on the floor or their keyboard?

[@micahvalentine4878]

The way we glossed right over that lmao

[@lolasdm6959]

You aren't spilling energy lmao, you are emptying your balls so your balls will spend energy to make more lmao.

[@HalfBackCrack]

"Bro, Im not an INCEL, I'm retaining my semen."

[@lolasdm6959]

semcel

[@missinterpretation4984]

“He sounds like a bunch of guys who sound like this.” And yes, I do know exactly what you mean. 😂

[@fedos]

I do not avoid women, Mandrake… but I do deny them my essence.

[@jpbell82]

This is how Dr Strangelove started

[@TackeMatty]

I'm retaining mine bc I'm married, am I right?! Ayyyyyyyyy

[@YokaiLover699]

Not sure about the Christian intersect. But I do know that for a long time in Taoism, it was believed the not "releasing" would make you live longer.

[@RecMike]

He must have seen that short i saw of a clip from The Tourist, where Angelina Jolie's character tells Johnny Depp's character to ask her to dinner, and then he read the same comment thread, because in that thread, people were falling over themselves to say that the final "ask" was a display of "how the game should be played." The final way Depp asks is by saying "Im having dinner at (wherever) tomorrow. You're free to join me if you like." This guy saw that and read the comments and made his whole personality that. Well, that and semen retention.

[@obi-wan-pierogi]

Somebody is gonna find this video and realize that guy is their youth pastor or something. He's giving off the energy to me as a former Youth Group Kid lol

[@DJchestr]

I remember Loveline joking about if you don'y JO God will do it for you while you're sleeping.

[@johanandersson8252]

I agree, we should spare the mariners

[@mindfullygreen2870]

I can’t afford a gym membership but I want to work out so I don’t have back and joint problems when I’m older. It would be cool to be able to move my body weight around in case I’m ever in an emergency situation like.. don’t project your lazy insecurity on people that want to be healthy

[@UberNoodle]

I wonder if he's been "transmitting his energy" into his hair. That wave would need some pretty serious adhesive power, if you know what I mean. Maybe he's "channelling" some mystical energy into that.

[@gerrye114]

Im curious how, by their logic, someone who has less sex would have more testosterone than someone who has more sex?

[@missinterpretation4984]

It’s science, damn it!

[@azazel166]

So many scam artists.

[@tuntemon]

Sometimes I can go a week or two without doing it. Simply because I don't feel like it or being too tired from work. Definitely not like this this weirdo! XD

[@0spacecakes-hi4ji]

“if she really likes me the shes gonna wanna hane out” why cant this child annunciate? his semen retention has backed up into the speech centers of his baby brain.