/leftypol/ choir- STALIN

[@batko6362]

Again, thank you to the man known as "The Discourse" who made this possible.

[@homemdasneves]

Ayy fuck disco he banned me from the discord

[@robynjosephinethebrocialis2311]

Bat'ko Tovarisch Stalin

[@andrewjohnson5365]

A masterpiece!!! I'm done with the internet and life now...

[@lisionoks]

@@andrewjohnson5365 stlun best it is truee

[@crocve]

I am still waiting for the parody "I Need a Hero", titled "I Need a Tito"...

[@vroomkaboom108]

Smells like gommie wanting a response to "I need a Pinochet"

[@DLAbaoaqu]

"All I have to do is wiggle my pinkie and there will no more Tito." -- Stalin

[@austinbundrick3192]

"To Joseph Stalin: Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one of them with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send a very fast working one to Moscow and I certainly won't have to send another". - Tito.

[@Porkeater2610957]

@@austinbundrick3192 Tito was a servant of the West and practically a part of NATO and an enemy of the USSR. The only people who respect Tito are liberals.

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

@@Porkeater2610957 the fuck you talking about? Tito was an anti imperialist ml and at one point Stalin and Tito liked eachother

[@GREECE5858]

Kulaks didn't deserve it, they deserved WORSE! Stalin was good but a bit too libertarian for me.

[@thesovietowl7145]

Too libertarian? Stalin?

[@thesovietowl7145]

Interceptor That's like saying Hitler was libertarian because some Jews escaped him. Also, sorry for the late reply. Also also, no hate to you for being a Stalinist, we can't let ourselves be divided by sectarianism.

[@thesovietowl7145]

Troy S I guess I'm just an idiot then xD

[@ts-wo6pp]

The only thing Stalin did wrong was not unfortunate accidenting Ayn Rand

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

@@thesovietowl7145 Stalin never called himself a stalinist but a marxist leninist because that is what he really was.

[@gregilyniak6994]

There will never be Stalinist propaganda better than this.

[@nutbuddy1579]

Greg Ilyniak propaganda?

[@joso5681]

You should have higher expectations for the 21st century comrade!

[@Kaljaski]

Stalinism isnt even a thing, Trotskyite Social Dems made that up as insult towards Marxist-Leninists who likes Stalin.

[@dagda9773]

@@Kaljaski Facts

[@artsyrache]

@@Kaljaski found the Stalinist!

[@Notsorandomnumbers]

we don't deserve all this great content

[@zaratustra234games9]

very good voices. "as you see i got gulags to spaaaaaaare" very beautifull piece of art.

[@kxtyusha]

He’s resilient... He’s strong... But most importantly... *He did nothing wrong*

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

I turned to a tankie in 3 minutes and 52 seconds.

[@TCproducitons]

Much like your Beautiful LeftComm song, I think Tankies will actually appreciate this one unironically.

[@genidatanjang8240]

I'm a tankie and i fucking love this.

[@dunno3872]

We do 😔😔👌

[@TheFinalStarman]

Oh we do! The line about auschwitz was a bit dark tho (and also numerically wrong but eh)

[@professionalantichristhate528]

The Final Starman Exactly, neither the Holocaust or the Holodomor happened.

[@TheFinalStarman]

The Red Tsar wait no

[@abh5729]

One of the best yet.

[@james192599]

"or theyll meet their death with an icepick" LMAO

[@mangored209]

This is actually really good. Praise be to Stalin!

[@olehsztul6177]

Lyrics: Stalin: Who does that Tito think he is? That Yugoslavian has turned(?) to the wrong dictator. No one says "no" to Stalin. Comrade: Darn right Stalin: Outclassed, outsmarted that (can't say if it's gullable or something else) bastard doing deals with the Westnd it's more than I can bare. Comarde: More vodka? Stalin: What for? Nothing helps. I am disgraced. Comarde: What? You? The man of steel Stalin? Oh come on, you gotta pull yourself together. Stalin: Pull myself together? What are you talking about? Goch it disturbs me to see you Stalin Looking so down in the dumps Everyone here like to be you Stalin Especially when purging those chumps There's no man in Russia as tired as you Worned out from working so hard The proletariat admires you And Trostky is a tone of blood(?) Stalin: Well so is Zinoviev No one shoots like Stalin Is a brute like Stalin No one's got such fine hair on his lip like Stalin For there's hardly a man that's so crazy Stalin: Hmm? Crazily brave's what I mean haha That's why we never stop clapping Stalin: Until you dismiss or shoot us when we're brief No one digs graves like Stalin Builds gulags like Stalin No one crushes thos Nazi punks quite like Stalin Stalin: As a communist yes I am quite inspiring Say I to Comrade Stalin Give five "hurras" Give ten "hip hips" Stalin kills more kulaks than Jews in Auschwitz No one picks like Stalin Photoshops like Stalin No one kills off his rivals with style like Stalin For there's hardly a man that's so crafty Stalin: As you see I've got gulags to spare Not an inch of Lenin or Trostky Stalin: That's right! Because objectively I have best head of hair No one fights like Stalin Beats Nais like Stalin Sends them to the dustbin of history like Stalin Stalin: I'll make them march in Moscow for my amusement Praise the man of steel of Stalin Stalin: When I was young lad father beat me a lot he was as we say quite a dick. Da! But now I'm in charge no one dares fuck with me! Or they'll meet their death by an icepick Right, dance! Hey, hey, hey, hey Praise Uncle Jo! Praise Uncle Jo! No one's quick as Stalin Purging fools like Stalin No one's got his own personal cult ike Stalin Stalin: I use all of my face in our propaganda Praise Uncle Jo Stalin Stalin!

[@lordlammi1562]

Oleh SZTUL he said "tub of lard", not " tone of blood".

[@olehsztul6177]

@@lordlammi1562 Thanks

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

Oh, this brings back times of my croatian trip. I had been a reactionary pretty much before that. Wish i could live my early leftism times again.

[@tamerlane9889]

Is it weird this makes me like Stalin more.

[@pompeyhater9973]

Of course not, each time you hear of Stalin, you should like him even more

[@chads6098]

yes.... now im in the stalin's trusted scientist

[@aperturesciencegames]

Joseph Stalin's Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Gulag Tendency

[@snowhole2625]

M’lady: respected Leftist unity: achieved Hotel? Trivago.

[@unionofmobutuistdemocrats5947]

fucking wonderful comrades

[@Skribbole]

Here are the lyrics, forgive any slight mistake STALIN (/leftypol/ CHOIR) Gosh it disturbs me to see you Stalin Looking so down in the dumps Everyone here wants to be you Stalin Especially when purging those chumps Theres no man in Russia as tired as you Worn down from working so hard The proletariat admires you And Trotsky is a double blooooood No one Shoots like Stalin Is a brute like Stalin No one’s got such fine hair on his lip like Stalin For there’s hardly a man that’s so crazy Crazily praised what I mean That’s why we never stop clapping Until you dismiss or shoot us when were brief No one Digs graves like Stalin Builds gulags like Stalin No one crushes those nazi punks quite like Stalin As a communist yes I am quite inspiring Say aye to comrade Stalin Give 5 hurrahs Give 10 hip hips Stalin kills more kulaks than jews in Auschwitz No one picks like Stalin photoshops like Stalin No one kills off his rivals with style like Stalin For there’s hardly a man that’s so crafty As you see I have gulags to spare Not an inch of him Lenin or Trotsky Because objectively I have best head of hair No one fights like Stalin Beats Nazis like Stalin Sends them to the dustbin of history like Stalin I make them march in Moscow for MYYY amusement Praise the man of steel Stalin When I was young lad father beat me a lot He was what we say quite a dick DA Now im in charge no one dare fuck with me Or they meet their death via icepick HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY Praise Uncle Joe x2 N O O N E Is as quick like Stalin Purging fools like Stalin No one’s got their personal court like Stalin I USE MY FACE IN ALL OF OUR PROPAGANDAAAAAAA Praise UNCLE JOEEEEE STALINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN STALIN!

[@Skribbole]

I dont actually know if there is any officially posted lyrics so i just typed it here

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

I had a little break of being a leftist, now that i am back the good memories flow in.

[@crazyplantemu1382]

As an ML I love this

[@kikodzoic669]

this song is pretty awesome but how did Stalin know Tito in 1917.

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

And how did he beat the nazis in 1917?

[@MoonatikYT]

19:17 was the time, as in 7:17pm

[@berserk6855]

Tito>Stalin

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

Well on ideology i would say yes, but Stalin funded and helped revolutions all around Tito just fucking died.

[@underthethunder]

They hated Pero because he spoke the truth

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

When i was a tankie i knew this was a joke mocking Stalin but i just loved it as a praise of Stalin.

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

@Morphing Taxi i'm a tankie once again actually.

[@jelly3374]

Once a tankie, always a tankie.

[@cruyffssoul2397]

@@user-or7mh5we2kWhat about now 😉

[@user-vs6oe8fl3m]

THIS IS AMAZING LOL

[@daseapickleofjustice7231]

Stalins only mistake was stopping at Berlin. But it showed Stalin had too big of a heart to slaughter the west. So he was best at kindness too

[@californiaandwashington1377]

True

[@jastin5404]

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed...

[@istanaqueen4422]

Skidaddle, skaddabong, Joseph Stalin did nothing wrong

[@icecube1694]

When you play Crisis in the Kremlin

[@schizoproductions5612]

Please come back

[@schizoproductions5612]

Please

[@gabukomitsukiva]

I unironically love this song

[@shlabulax9047]

This would fit perfectly in a musical based around the early days of the Soviet Union

[@Killahedgehog101]

High quality content

[@TheCanterlonian]

You did the thing! THE THING... YOU DID... THE THING!!!!!!!!! AH! YES!!! SO MUCH WIN!!!!

[@literallyatank3918]

you predicted Biden

[@MrNeverpeter]

I loved this, and I even LIKE Stalin.

[@CateChapelle]

Actually a good song

[@Liam-om1sg]

This is still my favourite song you've ever made.

[@saintmathias_]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@parallel4]

I am no longer an anarchist

[@MettaLinaTheCat]

OMG, LOVE IT!!!

[@miguelalmeida9771]

Animation is needed

[@danoconnor337]

I love this so much

[@leukon5348]

2:13 Photoshop of Ejov is myth. Sry for being serious

[@Saucy__Jack]

Gonna need a download for this.

[@МаксимШтамм]

Годно

[@Midwest_Warlord27]

i love it

[@lordlammi1562]

GULAGS FOR THE KULAKS!

[@cultofthevoid5677]

I miss when the left was funny. This video represents the rare synthesis of leftism as actually being edgy and funny as a piece of chan culture. You don't see that anymore.

[@brushbust9644]

because this was in the era of the internet where the mainstream was right wing. Everyone was right wing you would get fucking attacked for being a marxist online so all left wingers who hated eachother were forced to shitpost together hence creating p good counter cultural stuff. Nowadays the online left hates on eeachother constantly and is not the side that is more hated.

[@ABPHistory]

being edgy online did nothing for material reality

[@Leon-hg7pe]

​​​​@@brushbust9644it's cause radical left online spaces used to be all males, trump and blm radicalised a whole generation of educated females and moved them past the tumblr identity politics stage into actual socalist and Marxist ideas because if you actually care about ending racism and sexism you have to understand the economic reasons why these things exist. So now online left wing spaces are full of females who wouldn't be impressed by this sort of nonsense. And as well now the radical left is much more of an actual force so we don't really need to make fun of ourselves to cope anymore. During this time when this video was made it really felt like we were going nowhere I seem to remember.

[@Leon-hg7pe]

​@@ABPHistoryit kept the dream alive, when an idea is completely rejected by the mainstream turning it into an ironic joke is actually the best thing you can do. 4chan used to joke about nazi stuff and now that's come back and the same thing has happend with commie ideas

[@robincray116]

To be funny one has to be have enough wit to go against the grain. Back when right wing conservatives was mainstream it took a level of wit (they can still be wronf) to go against the what everyone told you to do and follow communism anyway. That quality was good for comedy. Now the that communism is mainstream its now filled with humourless followers with no wit or creative independent thought, and it is the now shunned convervatives who are the ones with the wit to go against the grain.

[@maverickkillmore2996]

*laughs in gulag

[@dimitripetrenko9567]

lyrics?

[@Ddarth_sidious]

Stalin: Who does that Tito think he is? That Yugoslavian has turned(?) to the wrong dictator. No one says "no" to Stalin. Comrade: Darn right Stalin: Outclassed, outsmarted that (can't say if it's gullable or something else) bastard doing deals with the Westnd it's more than I can bare. Comarde: More vodka? Stalin: What for? Nothing helps. I am disgraced. Comarde: What? You? The man of steel Stalin? Oh come on, you gotta pull yourself together. Stalin: Pull myself together? What are you talking about? Goch it disturbs me to see you Stalin Looking so down in the dumps Everyone here like to be you Stalin Especially when purging those chumps There's no man in Russia as tired as you Worned out from working so hard The proletariat admires you And Trostky is a tone of blood(?) Stalin: Well so is Zinoviev No one shoots like Stalin Is a brute like Stalin No one's got such fine hair on his lip like Stalin For there's hardly a man that's so crazy Stalin: Hmm? Crazily brave's what I mean haha That's why we never stop clapping Stalin: Until you dismiss or shoot us when we're brief No one digs graves like Stalin Builds gulags like Stalin No one crushes thos Nazi punks quite like Stalin Stalin: As a communist yes I am quite inspiring Say I to Comrade Stalin Give five "hurras" Give ten "hip hips" Stalin kills more kulaks than Jews in Auschwitz No one picks like Stalin Photoshops like Stalin No one kills off his rivals with style like Stalin For there's hardly a man that's so crafty Stalin: As you see I've got gulags to spare Not an inch of Lenin or Trostky Stalin: That's right! Because objectively I have best head of hair No one fights like Stalin Beats Nais like Stalin Sends them to the dustbin of history like Stalin Stalin: I'll make them march in Moscow for my amusement Praise the man of steel of Stalin Stalin: When I was young lad father beat me a lot he was as we say quite a dick. Da! But now I'm in charge no one dares fuck with me! Or they'll meet their death by an icepick Right, dance! Hey, hey, hey, hey Praise Uncle Jo! Praise Uncle Jo! No one's quick as Stalin Purging fools like Stalin No one's got his own personal cult ike Stalin Stalin: I use all of my face in our propaganda Praise Uncle Jo Stalin Stalin!

[@xamvis4307]

Who's that girl from 2:08?

[@inorbocus]

xam vis Stalin-chan

[@tyberius1865]

Stalin is my superman besides neiztcha über mensch plus he looks good in white and gold no homo

[@berserk6855]

Imagine being a Stalinist This post was made by Tito gang

[@CatMaster90001]

I don't see any lyrics posted... Can someone help me out, please?

[@saggerias8519]

One hand WWII won by Stalin on the other purging ._.

[@californiaandwashington1377]

The only purged were the traitors in the government making the deals with the capitalists like Trotsky

[@Thomas_times_two]

I need a Tito

[@GiantLeninHead]

Ever tried to make your own music? It might sound dank :)

[@lorddio5975]

MORE

[@drageben145]

G U L A G folks

[@kayleegregory770]

Man those ice pick jpgs must be real hard to come buy in communist Russia.

[@comrademartinofrappuccino]

Just saying that "stalin did nothing wrong" is not that far off. Nikota chroestov came with his secrect speech with claiming he was a criminal and pro cult op personality. Grover furt did research and most of his claims are false/ have no primary source.

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

I think killing fellow comrades is wrong but he raised double as many revolutions as he crushed.

[@comrademartinofrappuccino]

@@user-or7mh5we2k please elaborate on those crushed revolutions by stalin. Not all comrades were trustworthy there were "double face" comrades.

[@dotdotdotdot6560]

Nice lol

[@ernestocervone4056]

Napoleon of France is Gaston

[@stansearcheslife6363]

*i dont speak english* Wait....

[@NBrioDaZueraRules]

this would've been great if not for how it mixes communism with degenerate 4chaim memes like wojak and pepe and also anime

[@billy6044]

Because*

[@NBrioDaZueraRules]

@@billy6044 liking this stuff is highly illegal

[@MrMurica]

Getting huge "Springtime for Hitler in Germany" Vibes

[@thebrokenpuppet2714]

Funny and great video, but the amount of tankies in this comment section makes me want to vomit. I know some of them are just joking, but a lot of them aren't.

[@CateChapelle]

original song?

[@kameradkircheis8426]

no one like gaston

[@quesemueraladerecha]

But did this ACTUALLY happen?

[@PotatoeIsland]

Paul Smith NO THEY DESERVED WORSE!

[@user-or7mh5we2k]

Yes this is a recording of Stalin's close comrades talking to him.

[@Мертвыйбабка]

mojno na russkiy language translirovat' tak say im?

[@James-rv3yh]

Soviet panto

[@enlightenedradicalcentrist3471]

first

[@EdwardElric555]

Fake and gay.

[@GiantLeninHead]

Adam Szlamp Gay is the manly way ;)

[@julefmapper6143]

why.

[@someesingh2827]

Are you a revisionist?

[@vekteren3549]

The only good ideolism👌🇷🇺

[@maverickkillmore2996]

This, but unironically.

[@cheeseninja3063]

[@theunknowngamer8121]

Bat'ko, opinion on tito?

[@batko6362]

TheUnknownGamer better than Stalin

[@theunknowngamer8121]

Well, that's damn obvious, but like, other then that?

[@batko6362]

TheUnknownGamer the only dictator I admire. Market socialism was pretty innovative

[@theunknowngamer8121]

Bat'ko the Manarchist Good shit. I think he was better than most dictators, for example he did listen to his people when he was older, but things like Goli Otok were fucked up, People still talk about that shit in my ex-yugo country

[@albacete9922]

Tito is an example to follow, for me is the BEST communist.

[@oscarvanderhooft1299]

why did you subscribe to school of life? it sucks glad you like TF2 though

[@metrodeus]

literally revisionist

[@TheDavid2222]

Don't you think 1917 is WAY to early to begin this? Stalin wasn't even on anyone's radar at that time? I mean he sucked. He played no serious role until 1923-24.

[@nikolaiplayz9795]

What is this western propaganda

[@КаналНИГИЛИСТ]

Кал

[@mateusdacalgostoso]

left cant meme

[@brushbust9644]

Mateus Dacal Dacal this video proves that theory wrong

[@jatjacob]

Lyrics?