Lawyer Reacts to LEGAL MEMES 2 (2Legal2Meme) // LegalEagle

[@LegalEagle]

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[@milenam756]

Did you hear the one about a lawyer who didn't give a shit about pandemic and went skiing, didn't self-isolate and made a lot of people sick? No? Never mind....

[@osmosisjones4912]

I've been meaning to ask your opinion on Bill Cosby's second trial. Information was bared to PROTECT the accusers crediblity 😩. And the deposition was surprisingly unsealed .if defense was prepared they could have brought up the the affects dosage and common use of Quaaludes . And page 135did you give these Quaaludes to women with out their knowledge. That is the question you have been instructed to answer. To witch he answered no

[@JBC352]

Lawyer A: Objection! Argumentative. Lawyer B: Objection! That’s our entire existence.

[@jvosshere8042]

@@milenam756 didnt bother to read the description that this was recorded before quarantine?

[@thetruthhasbeendeterminedt742]

You give free legal advice to almost 900,000 people fairly often 😂😉

[@LegalEagle]

I recorded this weeks ago before coronavirus isolation! Geez, read the description!

[@casuallyceltic]

Pin this comment!

[@notdaveschannel9843]

To be glass half-full, if everyone read the fine print there'd be less work for lawyers!

[@dmr-vh4cc]

7:01 - The quote is from the book “Disorder in the Court” by Charles M. Sevilla. I haven’t read the book, but maybe it includes more context, a disclaimer about truthfulness or any information on where the quotes are from? Might be worth checking out. :)

[@LegalEagle]

@@HisameArtwork Try looking at the very first line.

[@cmdraftbrn]

but its my job to jump to conclusion! lol

[@theresisty7122]

"Everybody hates lawyers until they need one." -My very sweet and awesome uncle who is a civil attorney.

[@azrael_war_schon_vergeben6810]

So what I hear is that you need a lawyer.

[@daviesdavies538]

It's so interesting bc I'm from Australia and it's not as litigious over here, lawyers aren't hated on as much. We hear the hate memes but don't feel them like those in the states do

[@SavageGerbil]

Addendum: They resume hating when it comes time to settle the bill

[@skipfred]

I hated my lawyer before, during, and after needing him

[@qawsedrftgvxplob]

We shouldn't need them.

[@Kylora2112]

"Don't give people free legal advice!" Sounds like legal advice, Your new client

[@johannesmajamaki2626]

Heck yeah! Now I've got some legal representation to back me up!

[@kunstderfugue]

That's why he's got a disclaimer in the description every time :)

[@syyneater]

But my Facebook lawyer said his disclaimer is invalid! ;-}

[@Wertsir]

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[@Raz.C]

@@Wertsir Does that mean that every mathematician is a Sith |?| Edit - In case you didn't get it, here's a link that explains it: www.eduplace.com/math/mathsteps/7/b/

[@kerbalkitsune7638]

Two lawyers come into a restaurant and order sodas. The waiter takes their order but then suddenly the lawyers take out sandwiches. Waiter: "Sorry, but you can't eat your own food here." Lawyers look at each other and exchange their sandwiches.

[@alabastergiant]

@Lu Cheng The joke is that lawyers love finding loopholes.

[@andy56duky]

@@alabastergiant sir, this is a Wendy's drive though...

[@ninjaolive4136]

Good joke 👍

[@TyePansa]

Lol nice joke

[@RabblesTheBinx]

And this is why we actually say "you can't bring in outside food or drink".

[@eblckmn]

Client: He died of natural causes Lawyer: It says he was thrown off a roof Client: So, naturally he died

[@coriolass]

Gravity is indeed a law of nature, though I'd like to see it repealed.

[@englishmotherfucker1058]

what is man but a part of nature?

[@Seydaschu]

@@coriolass OBJECTION! Gravity is a theory, not a law!

[@Seydaschu]

Reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from the crazy computer game "Harvester". *at the crime scene, the body on the bed is nothing but a bloody skull and spinal cord* Ditzy Mother: "Was it suicide?" Sheriff: "Off the record, I'd say no. This appears to be natural causes." You: "Natural causes?" Sheriff: "You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Ain't nothing unnatural about that."

[@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471]

@@Seydaschu *COUNTER* *OBJECTION*: gravity is described by the theory of gravity but by all intents and purposes it is in fact a law

[@tyrant-den884]

"Yeah, I killed him." "SO YOU ADMIT YOU ARE GUILTY!?" "Nah, I don't feel bad about it at all."

[@no_name_for_no_one7466]

Me:"Yea i killed him" Lawyer: "so you plead guilty" Me: "In yellow stone national park Aidaho"

[@TheEndernal]

Lmfao

[@HollsHolls]

Lucifer (the Netflix show): up to heaven you go then i guess!

[@RuskePerson]

Lawyer: You can't just use Google to defend yourself in court! Doctor: You can't just use Google to diagnose yourself! Programmer: ...

[@idiosyncrasy7703]

"Your google search is different from my google search" -that one meme I saw the other day

[@nfspbarrister5681]

Programmers, did you see what you've done? I hope y'all proud of yourself!?

[@AntonAdelson]

Underrated comment, op!! I guess only software engineers will understand !

[@englishmotherfucker1058]

@@AntonAdelson currently somewhat of a hobbyist, it still hits rather close

[@mainomai]

DenverCoder9 has many secrets that they do not share.

[@egonhomes]

We had a term in the IT industry which applies to my current industry (Real Estate) and the legal industry as well: "You don't pay a mechanic to turn a screw. You pay a mechanic because he knows which screw to turn."

[@brandonhey7797]

So, basically, you don't pay a lawyer because they know law; you pay a lawyer because they know what law to use?

[@boonsaplenty3924]

@@brandonhey7797 Yep, basically. Plus they know procedure, have professional contacts and a working knowledge of the court system (there's always more fees and forms than you think there are).

[@random_person_i_guess]

Unfortunately there’s a limit to a mechanic’s abilities, they may know how to turn a screw but they can’t fix a person with a screw loose

[@cheesecakelasagna]

We had this in art school too! But more about how clients thinking the lesser time spent on project should mean lower price. (Paraphrased because sleep deprived at the moment) "It takes years to learn how to draw quick."

[@thebonesaw..4634]

@@cheesecakelasagna -- I worked in the field of paintless dent repair (I was an estimator/sales guy... the guy you first talk to on a claim drive). The insurance companies HATE paying out more than they have to... so, over the years, they worked with the repair companies to develop repair manuals that give a specific time for repairs, mechanical as well as body/paint (known as "Mitchell Manuals"). Paintless dent repair is outside the scope of those manuals. Further... we work catastrophes, which means the repair technicians have to drive all over the country, pay for their own hotel rooms and food, not to mention apprentice for years and pay for tools which cost thousands of dollars. Most of the insurance agents who work these kinds of catastrophes understand this, plus... paintless dent repair is almost always cheaper than traditional repairs (and, when it isn't, traditional repairs are used instead). However... there's always one or two local insurance agents working a catastrophe who do not understand this. I was working a claim where we had a technician in the building doing repairs, when I noticed a local insurance agent eyeing our technician very closely. The tech was repairing a door that we had estimated for $125 (I think it had 4 or 5 quarter sized hail dents in it). The tech finished all four dents in under 10 minutes (and the repair was perfect, with no visible sign that any damage ever existed - this tech was a master craftsman). But, the second he was done, the agent came sliding up to him and asked: _"How many dents were in that door?"_ *"I think about five..."* _"And how long did it take you to repair them?"_ *"Oh... I'd say 10 minutes or so."* _"Don't you think that $125 for only 10 minutes worth of work is price gouging?"_ The technician then, in a move that he had obviously done before, offered to hand his dent tool to the agent and said... *"You try doing it..."* And that was the end of that...

[@shakurasender5583]

Broke: why did he break quarantine? Woke: he recorded this a week before quarantine started *BESPOKE:* He's hiding from the virus in his secret Lawyer Bunker ™️ and doesnt want people suspecting anything.

[@Inviting1word]

Logic: 100

[@Estarile]

I thought this was his porch

[@mr.haroldthetoaster6263]

Estarile it’s clearly a bunker. Don’t let it fool you! 😈

[@Inviting1word]

@@Estarile illusion: 100

[@TedSeeber]

Except for the fact that the quarantines started 3 weeks ago and the Level 4 Travel Ban went into effect a week ago.

[@sharonsomers5342]

Objection! When a corpse has been in an accident that included a partial decapitation, the brain and head would be transported to the autopsy in separate containers. It would be perfectly normal to have the brain and upper head in a Ziploc bag that was then transferred to a clear jar in the lab, waiting its turn to be processed. This happened often for motorcyclists before helmets were law.

[@lairdcummings9092]

I've picked up bits of a motorcyclist @ 2AM. You're not wrong.

[@gplor5259]

@@lairdcummings9092 Please tell me more

[@lairdcummings9092]

@@gplor5259 dude had gone up a ramp at speed, hit some gravel. His bike went straight into the Jersey Rail, and stopped instantly. He didn't. Long and short of it; open-face helmets will not save you if your face comes down hard enough into a concrete rail.

[@kohlrabe1709]

@@gplor5259 Yeah.. it happens quiet a lot with motorcyclists. Even regular helmets, if they don't really fit, are prone to opening skulls instead of absorbing the shock. The brain can just plop out of the broken skull when you take of his helmet, then. Not that the motorcyclist cares anymore.

[@neliaferreira9983]

I was looking for this comment. If not found, i would have written it myself.

[@MedlifeCrisis]

Thank you for dressing down for this one so I didn't look like a comparative hobo

[@johannesmajamaki2626]

Must say I didn't expect to see you here... I just watched some 43 minutes of your snarky Q&A a day or two ago!

[@creshiell]

Time to use his Indochino referral codes and stock up, next time you'll outdress him lmao

[@r.j.penfold]

I was staring at that skeleton for way too long before I realized what was wrong with it.

[@mramazing502]

I totally saw this and couldn't stop my smile when I noticed the skeleton! 🤣

[@Krystalthefoxlady]

You look like Mr. Bean.

[@Oklahomarailfan.]

“You can’t fix stupid” one of the most true statements ever

[@sergeikulikov4412]

Yep, let's throw away the whole education system and let the Natural selection do it's job?

[@iambicpentakill]

You can fix ignorance though, and people often mistake one for the other.

[@austinestep8461]

@@iambicpentakillunfortunately you can only fix ignorance if the person (or yourself) is willing to try to fix it.

[@VulpeculaJoy]

Objection: If the autopsy meme was refering to a case where the victim's brain was not removed by the coroner but (most likely) by the accused, it might have been already sitting in a jar before the autopsy formally began. It is therefore that the meme may not be guilty of medical meme malpractice necessarily. Unless more evidence is submitted I plead not guilty.

[@Cevalip]

Was thinking the same thing!

[@karma6574]

This needs more upvotes

[@bitkumiiii8680]

@@karma6574 i cant up vote it its at 69 sorry

[@malaineeward5249]

My exact thoughts during the entire medical bit

[@HafdirTasare]

I tend to believe in this contingency.

[@janet6421]

"It's not important how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up." "Sir that is not how field sobriety tests work."

[@angie1480]

BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lunchboxlewis2495]

Made my day thank you.

[@Milesco]

Okay, that was funny.

[@vashusan1984]

Most excellent. Had me rolling.

[@zameliz]

That was absolutely brilliant :'D

[@AtarahDerek]

Alexander Hamilton: -Was a literal gunner -Was a lawyer -Would absolutely argue anything with anyone -Got shot for it. By another lawyer.

[@hyperhare0624]

And that is why, among other reasons, HE is on the ten dollar bill!

[@Moonmoon-ws6jo]

Yaaayyy

[@Peaman42]

Hey, that's basically politics in America!

[@DeathnoteBB]

By his frenemy even! And apparently Burr didn’t intend to shoot him fatally, he was just that bad of a shot.

[@jadenhernandez5109]

in result: a total badass 😎

[@davidforthoffer9180]

When I worked at Adobe, an attorney from Legal gave a short presentation. One point he made was to never delete emails relating to lawsuits. For one thing, end users could not actually delete emails anyway; they remained on the email server. For another, it made it harder to determine who read what when. He said the WORST thing was to send out an email saying, “Delete the previous email I sent you.”

[@fartnloud7411]

Was that in Terra Linda? my friend worked there.

[@davidforthoffer9180]

@@fartnloud7411 San Jose

[@r0bw00d]

LAWYER: Request permission to approach the bench. JUDGE: Granted. LAWYER: [leaves the courthouse and enters the nearby public park]

[@swine13]

"I first passed the bar at the age of 18. And I've passed it in 17 states." _(flashback to me, dancing on a bar a lá coyote ugly, drunk out of my mind yelling "I WiN!... no.. _*_hic_*_ no... I said IIIIIIiiiiiiiiIi wiN..!")_

[@لُببللق]

Me: a gunner Him: dont be a gunner Me: I will argue with you on how I cant stop being a gunner

[@fallenolympian9860]

@@لُببللق yo literally. I argue and ask questions cause I wanna and I'll fight Devin

[@karenl6908]

JUDGE: * Thinking * Man, I wish I could do that!

[@kagemushashien8394]

@@لُببللق I'm a sniper, I observe what I'm about to argue, bring enough info aka ammunition, and snipe the weak spot

[@soundpreacher]

Favorite lawyer joke: A doctor is at a party, and tells a lawyer that people are always asking for free medical advice. The lawyer says he'll give advice and then mail a bill. The doctor says he'll try that. The next day, the doctor finds the lawyer's bill in the mail.

[@Wellch]

soundpreacher he didn’t ask for advice, he just made a comment

[@seanurbik2689]

Hahaha

[@HadoukanFire]

Yep, I was stumped

[@sallyjrwjrw6766]

@@Wellch when the doctor said he'll try that turns it into advice

[@OgedeiKhanOKOK]

@@sallyjrwjrw6766 depends where you draw the line...being given free advice is not the same as asking for it haha

[@ehmolekkkkk]

that remember me of a joke, a dude find a magic lamp Genie: ´´you have 3 wishes´´ dude: ´´i wish a world without lawyers´´ Genie: ´´done, you have 0 wishes left´´ dude: ´´but you said 3 at the start´´ Genie: ´´what you gonna do? sue me?´´

[@AbRas644]

I found this reply in another video:- Genie: Sue me Dude: ok In court: Judge: Guilty of all charges Genie: but I didn't have a legal trial, i need my attorney Judge: Since you made all lawyers dissappear, you are having a legal trial. Genie: back to lamp I guess.

[@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei]

@@AbRas644 Actually the judge wouldn't exist because the judge is also a former or practicing lawyer lol

[@MrUmakemelaff]

@@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei Maybe it only included practicing lawyers.

[@mynames7664]

@@MrUmakemelaff wouldn't work then he'd just find a disbarred lawyer to work for him and nobody would fight it as everyone who would is a practicing lawyer

[@if7723]

@@Tenshi6Tantou6Rei Unless they're not. Don't have to be a lawyer to be a judge.

[@HTFWSFWWE]

As for the autopsy meme, I always interpreted it as the doctor saying that the patient's brain was in a jar on their desk to mean that the person died from something horrible and the brain had been removed from the body during whatever caused the person's death and was gathered up with the body for hospital transportation, not that the doctor started the autopsy with the brain extraction.

[@ridgeculp]

LE: "I am currently wearing these boxer briefs, but obviously I can't show you." Me: *Motion to compel discovery. *

[@emrt8023]

I support this.

[@salenebrom6476]

🤦‍♀️👏🏻

[@KaityKat117]

I second this motion

[@erilassila409]

Seconded!

[@CriticalTechReviews]

Motion sustained

[@kaijenson7949]

Prosecution: How could the victim possibly shoot himself? Defense: Allow me to demonstrate.

[@mikaelleonbriones6356]

Fun Fact: That attorney who shot himself was a former memebr of the House of Representatives and he a buddy of Edwin M. Stanton (and that Stanton boi will go on to become Abe Lincoln's Secretary of War, but you already knew that, did you?)

[@valcant940]

3 things i learned from LegalEagle: 1. Everything is illegal 2. All of your favourite shows and films are wrong 3. The bailiff WILL tackle you !

[@davis.fourohfour]

Everyone is a criminal. How many times have you speeded?

[@zzav2345]

@@davis.fourohfour just because you "did" it does not mean you are guilty ....

[@snowfloofcathug]

Never give free legal advice

[@davidstruck8109]

Except for My Cousin Vinnie and The Rainmaker, they're the only ones.

[@37thraven]

@@davis.fourohfour Yep, when you think about it.. Big Bang Theory is pretty mainstream, and the whole Sheldon gag is that he's too by the book, when no one else on the planet is that rigid. Petty laws are just deterrents to get us plebes to do it less.

[@666Vampirefromhell]

Lawyer: *says the wrong name during examination* Opposing council: "I'm about to ruin this guy's whole career."

[@demonxkiller1]

Legal Eagle: *Shows up to Court* The Judge: "Why are you wearing only underwear??" Legal Eagle: "Oh but you see... these are Mack Weldons."

[@lukasperuzovic1429]

T3h Judge: Ooo Mack Weldons, carry on then console

[@charliebaker1613]

"Your Honor, these are my legal briefs!"

[@user-yq7hd9wg5o]

Drop the photo evidence pls

[@Coldheart322]

@@charliebaker1613 Thanks, you broke me.

[@happycamperds9917]

I’m waiting for the debriefing. ;)

[@dietgregcash]

Fun fact, my best friend's family member is the reason the Togstad act is in place and a huge reason for lawyers saying THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE lol. Essentially his aunt wanted to sue a doctor for malpractice, told the story to a lawyer who said she had no case.. (they were wrong) and then when she found out later they couldn't sue due to the timeframe and she should have --she sued the shit out of the lawyer and won. 😂

[@badpritt3845]

Not a meme, but a true story: Years ago some where in Germany. Old experienced lawyer wants to lecture a law student (me). He pointed at a document on his desk. Explained that this was a document from the Public Prosecutor General of the Federal Court of Justice. Showed to me the black, red and gold cord that was attached to the document and the national coat of arms that was imprinted. Told me about the significance of the document and was lecturing me about respect and honour etc. Then he hit his mug and drowned the whole document in coffee.

[@selenefloatingwcrld4541]

Like, intentionally?

[@shifukoala5543]

I get severe anxiety just reading this, is the document is fine?

[@logankrohn1472]

@@shifukoala5543 Laminating power

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@selenefloatingwcrld4541 Something about the story being about respect says no, it wasn’t intentional

[@martinapassaggi6058]

Oh my GOD that made me laugh so hard... Rip to that document though

[@KeenanCasey]

Oh My god I felt the one about the pissing off the Judge and waiting for your turn. I had this happen in traffic court for a ticket for tailgating and the guy right before me pissed off the judge over a very similar one. The judge was spitting nails enough that I just apologized to him and said "No Contest" when he asked me why I said flat out that the last guy was aggravating enough that I don't feel it would be worth either of our times for me to argue for myself. On the plus side he thanked me and knocked the fine down to the minimum.

[@sim.frischh9781]

That "Gunners" character reminds me of that one joke about engineers. "Discussing with an engineer is like mud wrestling with a pig, after several hours you notice, the pig ENJOYS it."

[@Hc2p3n4t4rp]

youre not wrong

[@lemongrasseyelids]

As someone with two engineers as parents, I can say that yes, this is true.

[@James-ro7rx]

yep..........sadly sounds right.....

[@cobusleroux2169]

as an engineering student... i do not argue against this point.

[@SelectHawk]

I would argue that most topics become interesting to you if you study them in enough depth. Medicine, engineering, science, math and humanities topics like law and philosophy. If you don't find aspects of it interesting, you are probably terminally incurious.

[@zidanetribal1406]

“I object!” “You’re out of order!” “No you’re out of order! This courtroom is out of order! The soda machine in the gym is out of order!”

[@kitkitkatkit]

Andrew Church General tip! If someone makes a reference, please try to avoid pointing out it’s a reference. It ruins the actual reference.

[@templebrown7179]

The gym is out of order... social distancing!

[@code-dredd]

If everything's out of order: use quicksort! -A Computer Scientist

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

Lawyer dies and is sent to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter says, "Wow, you look good for a 100-year-old." Lawyer says, "I'm 68." Saint Peter says, "Not according to the hours you've billed for..."

[@laurene988]

Lol, this is funnier than anything in the video

[@Jartran72]

Wasnt this joke in the lawyer jokes video? I am 100% certain is was.

[@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io]

Jartran72 Probably. It’s an old one. My father told it to me in 2003, but it’s much older than that.

[@daytonenloe2926]

“Don’t be a gunner” Me who literally argues for fun: *sweating profusely*

[@kanevivi]

And I like to ask questions so I can learn!

[@RasmusVJS]

I guess there's a difference between having a liking towards debating and needlesly arguing.

[@DoctorKidemonas]

The difference between arguing and debating is that in an actual argument, you're going to cool down three hours later and regret what you said

[@deathslide8]

I just like to challenge people's ideas/beliefs regardless if they good or bad. I also love to challenge people's knowledge just to see if i can convince them otherwise again, regardless if they're right or wrong xD

[@fleon4115]

@@deathslide8 yeah I think he meant you. Don't be like that if you don't want most people to hate you

[@sunburntminds]

Older cases have better facts "She's a witch!" "Why do you say that?" "She turned me into a newt!" "You look fine to me." "Well, i got better." The word of the people is in no way more truthful than the eye of a camera.

[@lttrbox]

The words and the camera in this example belonging to Monty Python's Holy Grail.

[@FiSH-iSH]

monty python and the holy grail is the only good thing to come from humanity

[@pegmay7209]

@@FiSH-iSH Pie?

[@katyungodly]

Hearsay is the worst kind of evidence imo. The human brain is proven to be extremely unreliable at remembering things correctly

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

@@katyungodly I'm no lawyer, but I believe hearsay is not evidence but testimony, even if admitted.

[@AusFirewing]

My favourite 'not legal advice' disclaimer has to be "This is not legal advice. It it were, it would be preceded by a bill."

[@aaronthomas6155]

My favorite disclaimer from a lawyer is "This is not legal advice, but I'd advise you to consult a lawyer"

[@CosmicFrenzy]

Description: Recorded before quarantine Everyone: OMG why would you vacation during the quarantine?!

[@stefanforrer2573]

well, if there's noone else on the slopes, it's technically still a quarantine...

[@TedSeeber]

Except intelligent people went on quarantine more than a month ago.

[@kunstderfugue]

@@TedSeeber Even smarter people have been on quarantine since graduation :p

[@jlkjlkjkljklj9162]

@@kunstderfugue Why weren't they on quarantine since high school, the selfish pricks?!

[@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV]

@@jlkjlkjkljklj9162 pshaw, I've been quarantined since I was born

[@Norplinger]

That "brain in a jar" meme was one item on a list of hilarious court exchanges compiled by American court journalists in the 1980s, long before Internet memes were a thing. It was sent to my mother, who was a journalist in Ireland at the time, by fax, and I believe it did the rounds of newspaper offices. I believe all the exchanges were genuine, though I have no evidence to support that. They would have been taken down verbatim, in shorthand, by print journalists, and it was quite common for journalists to share funny stories this way; they made a sport of composing funny songs and poems about them during slow news days. If you want to find the source, I would start with US court journalists over the age of 60.

[@jakepullman4914]

Objection: The body could have arrived at the morgue with its brain in a jar. Serial killers be weird yo.

[@matthewmccallion3311]

How do we know it was his brain though? 🤔

[@Hyoujin-Rei]

Here is another idea, it coould have been that the body had been recovered from an accident in which the body was subject to a severe trauma which cracked the skull open facilitating the brains of the subject to scape its cavity owing the momentum of the body then the brain and the body were recovered inependently from the site of the accident and sent to the coroner in order to complete the investigation of the accident. This might have happen when a car goes over someone in the road, in a factory or construction if people ignore the safety standards, a helicopter crash or... Jason chopping the skull

[@paysonschacherbauer4592]

That was what I was thinking too.

[@louiscypher4186]

@@Hyoujin-Rei I like to think it was second autopsy, just because it makes the whole thing more ridiculous.

[@anjhindul]

@@Hyoujin-Rei sadly, as much as your Hollywood education is serving us all good laughs, the human body just does t work like that. Now the serial killer idea is 100% plausible... Jeffrey Dahmer comes to mind actually

[@thebonesaw..4634]

7:03 - When I was in the Navy, there was an accident involving a sailor who bent over to pick something up behind a helicopter. This sailor had apparently forgotten that things like rotors exist on the tail end of these machines. When he stood back up, his head went straight into the rotor, which destroyed his helmet and cut a perfect rotor blade sized hole into the top of his head. He was killed immediately. We knew this because the pressure of the impact sucked his brain completely out of his skull, through a slit that was only about an inch or so wide. His complete brain (or, at least, a large portion of it) lay there a few feet from him. So, this is one incident where I can imagine an autopsy starting with the brain in jar, separate from the body. And, while this type of injury is extraordinarily rare, it does provide some evidence that there are perhaps other accidents which could cause a similar injury.

[@thebonesaw..4634]

19:47 - Years ago, when I lived in Virginia, I had to go to court for a traffic ticket in Richmond. Just before my case was called, the guy in front of me was given a decision of a $500 fine and a three month suspended sentence for *Reckless Driving.* The guy wigged out over the decision. His lawyer was trying to calm him down but to no avail. To my surprise though, the judge was being extraordinarily patient with this dude's tirade, until... about six or seven sentences in, he finally called the judge... a really bad name (I should mention here that, the judge was black)... yeah, that name. Immediately the judge changed his sentence to six months at the county jail. The guy wigged out even more... so, the judge said, _"okay... let's make it 12 months"._ Again, the guy lost it even more (to the point that the bailiffs started closing in, slowly but surely)... the judge chimed in again, _"okay, 18 months"._ This time, before the guy could respond, the bailiffs tackled him... I honestly think they were trying to save him from himself, before he ended up with a life sentence (plus they could tell the lawyer was completely exasperated at the sudden turn of events). They hauled the guy off the floor in cuffs... once he was upright again, he started shouting once more, but they flew out of the room with him, even so, we could still hear him for what seemed like two minutes. Eventually though, it got quieter and quieter, as peace was finally returned to the courtroom. So, the judge turned to the clerk to call the next case. Of course it was me... oh, and the charge against me? Reckless Driving... and I hadn't even thought to hire a lawyer.

[@NeetchianQueen]

ooooooooooow

[@littlemissfcukface]

Okay but I need to know what happened next

[@doctorsketch7476]

wow

[@thebonesaw..4634]

@@littlemissfcukface -- I got the death penalty. No, believe it or not, I got it reduced. The cop had made about 10 mistakes on the ticket (including the make and color of the vehicle I was driving). When it was my turn to defend myself, I just started talking and going on and on about all the mistakes. After about a minute of this, the judge started trying to interject... but I didn't hear him because I have A.D.D. (and it was way worse when I was younger). Eventually, the judge said my name loud enough that I finally heard him, and I stopped... he then said, _"I'll reduce the ticket to Improper Driving, which is a $40 fine and no points on your license... if you'll just shut-up"..._ That was a hell of a deal, so I quickly agreed.

[@aaronthomas6155]

@@thebonesaw..4634 I sat in court listening to cases before mine.....also in Virginia.... Had a guy with a similar incident, except the officer got the make, model and color of the vehicle wrong. He even got the street name and direction of travel wrong, as well as the posted speed limit. The poor guy was cited for travelling north on a street that runs east to west, doing 45 in a 25 (through the speed limit on the cited street was actually 45mph) while driving a black toyota camry....even though he was driving a blue honda accord. Judge still convicted him. As I walked out of the court after my own case, officers and lawyers were in the hall questioning how an officer could get every detail on a citation wrong, yet still get a conviction. One of the lawyers offered to represent the guy on appeal at no charge. Of course, his case and mine both came up after several idiots pissed off the judge. My case was immediately following his, and usually that judge wouldn't call cases himself, but I knew I was screwed because he called my case personally.....

[@mr-cactus1519]

"A gunner is someone who won't shut up. Don't be a gunner." Damn bro I wasnt expecting to be personally covered in gasoline like that

[@MikeIseman]

As an MBA I object to that generalization that BSchool is all just karaoke and keg parties. Its also wine and cheese cocktail parties where we can act knowledgeable about wine even though we have no clue. Its excellent practice for consulting.

[@TheSlipperyBrick]

To everyone reacting to him being out during quarantine - this was recorded before quarantine. Read the description.

[@naxaes7889]

To everyone reacting to him being out during quarantine and haven't read the description yet - he's completely alone on a porch out in the forest...

[@btaylerpackard2475]

@@naxaes7889 lol right?

[@ghostoperator4163]

And the pinned comment

[@TedSeeber]

It was recorded last november?

[@valerieprice1393]

Me: a gunner Him: dont be a gunner Me: I will argue with you on how I cant stop being a gunner

[@M50A1]

Perish

[@mushroup]

i just have a lot of beliefs crammed into my tiny body and i need to express them 🥺

[@rohar8964]

I'm being the biggest gunner in this mock trial course that i'm doing XD

[@l.f.8741]

So meee😬

[@IrvingIV]

I am not a law student or a lawyer, but I am indeed a gunner, i kinda just like it.

[@dan438]

I have a female lawyer friend. She once came in for an appointment with a client and the client gave her a look of "when is my lawyer going to get here". The client didn't say a word, but my friend was heartbroken.

[@Quonzer]

He looks like a bond villain at his ski resort lair.

[@litigation_jackson]

He called it the Eagle's Lair but its looking closer to the Eagle's Nest

[@SCwirlify]

Legal Eagle looks like a sociopath who only dresses from catalogues in compensation for lack of self. He handsome tho

[@huehuecoyotl2]

@@SCwirlify Dressing in high-end casual wear doesn't make someone a sociopath. And dressing from thrift stores doesn't mean someone is creative or has an amazing inner self or personality.

[@johnf1402]

James: *looks at meme* James: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.....he.....he James: SO THE JOKE IS

[@Biden_is_demented]

-What do you call ´100 lawyers in the bottom of the sea´? -A good start.

[@madlad255]

@@Biden_is_demented Oh god no... xd

[@thormaster06]

Hello, former medical examiner here! I had a suicide victim on my table once and a considerable amount of this persons brain was in fact in a jar before autopsy even started. So the meme could be true from that perspective. P.S.: Now that I think about that I did not check for pulse, blood pressure or breathing!

[@tetronadionoxide5275]

uh oh somebody almost had a zombie problem

[@aaronthomas6155]

So....how can you be so sure the "victim" was actually dead?

[@WorldWeave]

“Skeleton may not be medically accurate” lol

[@beacool3538]

“I have done my own legal research and have determined I need a lawyer”

[@TheDjbz]

Objection: The brain was in a jar because that’s how the body was discovered before being taken to autopsy

[@nogoat]

Well, you are not wrong.

[@KnitzyKitzy]

Indeed.

[@no_name_for_no_one7466]

You didn't hear it from me but it was me all along

[@Taeerom]

Furthermore, the line of questioning was not actually to shine a light on something, but to make a rhetorical point. The lawyer probably already knew all the answers. They just needed it to be recorded in the minutes or let it lead to another point.

[@dgd109]

Lock that Doc up, because that skeleton with the skull and pelvis flipped killed me

[@LeScratch89]

Sounds like you got a bone to pick with this dude. I'll see myself out.

[@dgd109]

Don’t, I found it humerus

[@apandamanda1552]

As a child, I had a superiority complex and a strong urge to argue about literally anything and everything, no matter how big or small it was. Every adult in my life told me I needed to become a lawyer

[@adyce6303]

What does Father Christmas call his little helpers? Subordinate Clauses

[@allisonavery7273]

Solid pun

[@notverysur3rightnow145]

Take my like and leave

[@FiSH-iSH]

y e s

[@katyungodly]

I don’t even know what that means and it made me laugh

[@infallibleblue]

Little did he know, reading the Latin words was actually reciting a spell. A portal opened up in my living room.

[@edwardbo4666]

Sorry, that was me, I opened the dimensional gateway in the wrong spot, was trying to go back to my bed, you know how typos work.

[@wannabeasquid1138]

Chuckle in Latin class

[@athythsuthakaran8477]

i bet its cos he mispronounced the decidere one

[@scottwpilgrim]

@@edwardbo4666 was it a case of accidentally swapping _meridiem_ and _meridianam?_ That happened to me. Tried to go to Disneyland but ended up in Mexico.

[@edwardbo4666]

@@scottwpilgrim nah, the location works on longitude and latitude, I just mistyped a number

[@Sam-fq3bt]

I’m not a doctor or biologist, but something’s off about that skeleton

[@Taber01]

definitely a male skeleton, he thinks with his d**k

[@Lucifer666Est]

What you are seeing is the miracle of birth

[@wikinfei]

thats a skeleton facebook lawyer talking out his butt.

[@JeremiahDouglas]

@@wikinfei well he does have his head up his own ass=)

[@raikaresha5906]

i guess yall have to eat from the bottom ... that kinda sound sexual...

[@samuelbarber6177]

One thing I’ve learned from LegalEagle: The Bailiff will tackle you!

[@fiyero51]

Ever since he said that I've been wanting to see that happen.

[@nareh5312]

"If you're watching this channel, you're probabaly an adult and you deserve to have nice boxer briefs." Me, a 14 year old female -.-

[@PanthereaLeonis]

Well, there are boxers for women, and they're really comfy.

[@harbingerdawn]

Boyshorts are boxer briefs in all but name, so you're still covered

[@fooshiwen9488]

well then, you deserve to have nice boxer briefs too

[@Milesco]

Chris Hansen walks in the room....

[@tldoesntlikebread]

I know a girl who wears boxer briefs because they're more comfy. Though I guess also that's where the probably comes from.

[@alexbenavidez4500]

I love that we're not just being shown legal memes, but he's taking the time to explain them so we can even appreciate them

[@SinStar87]

need commentary for fair use protection.

[@matthewmccallion3311]

"We lawyers feel like we are characters in Amadeus." (1:55) Get back to me when you have to wear a wig and gown to court 😂 Sincerely, a barrister from Northern Ireland

[@diktatoralexander88]

You have to do that there?

[@Ramboost007]

@@diktatoralexander88 I believe British lawyers have to

[@grsimpson3957]

I think the Canadians do it as well

[@matthewmccallion3311]

@@diktatoralexander88 Yep, we do. And in answer to other comments, all barristers (but not solicitors) in the UK, the Republic of Ireland and numerous Commonwealth countries (among other countries) wear them

[@HeadCannon19]

7:20 I love how he just never addresses the fact that the skull and pelvis are switched

[@MissesSaschaMSP]

He did

[@mars_mayday]

*LegalEagle:* If only I had someone to offer their medical expertise... *Me:* DOCTOR MIKE?!?!? [a pure bean with an adorably mismatched skeletal system appears] *Me:* Surprised, but not disappointed!

[@SpicyCannoli]

My reaction exactly!

[@AshantiLuvMe]

I LITERALLY thought the same thing. Lol

[@aurias42]

saaaame I was totally expecting Dr. Mike, but hey this dude's not bad

[@incompleteriver770]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@anonanumerical367]

I was staring at that skeleton uncomfortably the entire time

[@SraTacoMal]

My mom, at the beginning of her law career: "Never become a lawyer." My mom, 20 years later: "Definitely become a lawyer."

[@Garhobson]

Objection on the autopsy meme. 8:00 The expert witness makes an assumption that the autopsy procedure was performed in the conventional process. The victim in the meme could have had a cranial trauma resulting in the brain being out of its usual position, therefore be on the medical examiner's said table before the autopsy commenced. /gunner mode enhanced.

[@kinyutaka]

The joke could have been preserved with "his brain was collected separately from the crime scene"

[@MedlifeCrisis]

The meme said 'in a jar', as a gunner you will then know that organs are processed before any storage in a jar, with batched tissue samples sent to the lab before any preservation. So even if the brain was removed first, it would be in a kidney dish or similar, and no analysis or storage would be performed until the macroscopic autopsy was complete. I rest my ribcage.

[@drax333]

@@MedlifeCrisis If the body is the victim of a murder the brain could have been removed and put in a jar by the murderer before being discovered. I would assume police would bag the whole jar as evidence and ship it with the body.

[@jeffplays6886]

@@MedlifeCrisis victims of foul play get autopsied, too. The brain wouldn't have to be removed in an accident or during the autopsy in order to be in a jar before. Think Ed Gein.

[@Garhobson]

@@MedlifeCrisis Your honor, the victim was found with his brain in a jar and the body on the floor which indicates the suspect may have had medical training or a youtube doctor. Also he would seem to have a fondness for collecting body parts judging by the wall of jars. Also what @JackMama said... /gunners don't give up.

[@sararose1688]

Me: a minor and also a woman Also me: you’re right, I do deserve those boxer briefs

[@mysteryshrimp]

10:57 "business school is 2 years of keg parties and karaoke." There are plenty of classes to take, too. Classes like: Don't do anything stupid 301, and Everything you do will be discovered eventually (honors).

[@drpibisback7680]

Sounds to me like a lot of people flunked that last one and still got enough credits to pass.

[@ArtemisFowl_the_wise]

Being a woman magician is actually really similar to being a woman in law. The amount of ‘beautiful assistant’ jokes I have got is just insane. Sexism can be found in really unexpected places. Edit: I feel like I should clarify. I’m a hobbyist magician, I’ve only had a few paid performances. But I’m part of a club and I go to conventions, which is where most of the jokes have come from.

[@NoriMori1992]

God that's sad.

[@menkae6708]

I feel like there is sexism in literally every work place unless you’re like a housewife, hairdresser, or nurse :(

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

I am very sorry for that. I think it's great you are a magician.

[@asandax6]

Joke and Sexism don't mix Just call insults because they are unless they are genuine jokes than they just poke fun at the fact that most girls are assistants in magic shows.

[@asandax6]

Joke and Sexism don't mix Just call insults because they are unless they are genuine jokes than they just poke fun at the fact that most girls are assistants in magic shows.

[@lynxaway]

“That’s definitely me wearing those briefs” identity theft is not a joke, LegalEagle!

[@bwayagnesarchives]

@Abhinav Madahar whatttt

[@TennantJunkie1993]

The last time he tried to pass off a pic of a model as himself in those boxer briefs, the model was tan in the middle. How much sun does Devin get?

[@cerberusone1]

@@TennantJunkie1993 You ever think companies plan ahead and there are spray tans and editing software.

[@TeflonBilly426]

If the dead person had suffered a catastrophic head injury, then the brain matter could have been ejected from the skull and been collected in a separate container at the scene.

[@KurotsukiStudios]

That self esteem meme reminds me of art students as well. Art students will TEAR apart other artists for being lesser and then turn around and say they hate their own art

[@teamcybr8375]

So they just hate art.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Will they? as an artist ive only heard people tear apart their OWN art, me included

[@DissedRedEngie]

Lawyer: my client is innocent Judge: your client bragged about cutting off the balls of the victim and published pictures of the victim's testicles on a frying pan covered in bbq sauce on twitter. Lawyer: well, you see. There's this program called photoshop.

[@TheCinderfang]

And as you are aware your honour, people lie.

[@mw3609]

"You can't fix stupid" Teacher: Am I a joke to you?

[@MrGoesBoom]

Education can remove ignorance but it won't necessarily make someone smarter. The first is a function of knowledge the second is a function of being able to think/use that knowledge

[@katie_me]

@@MrGoesBoom I agree. Ignorance is simply a lack of knowledge, stupidity is having knowledge and choosing to ignore it anyway. Ignorance can often be corrected, but stupidity is here to stay.

[@pegmay7209]

A teacher fixes Intellegence not Wisdom.

[@Spacemongerr]

@@pegmay7209 Well, you can fix that by just putting extra points into wisdom at level 4, 8, 12, 16 or 19.

[@gordonlekfors2708]

learn to meme properly, dude :c

[@xyrildanmanuel783]

"... for keeping legal eagle in the air and helping me look fly" first sentence in and i'm already wowed

[@BGP369]

"law school doesnt prepare you for anything"

[@elixir662]

Agreed.

[@porcorosso4330]

A lot of college professors think of themselves as academic educators. They think job training is for trade school and college is for pursuit of knowledge. I don't agree with them completely, but I can see how they can view it that way.

[@aaronthomas6155]

@@porcorosso4330 Well, they are technically true.... College isn't intended to train you for a job. It's intended to give you the knowledge you need to get your foot in the door. Having the knowledge, and knowing how to apply that knowledge are 2 different things.

[@wanderingwonder111]

It applies to other degrees in varying degrees

[@BGP369]

@@porcorosso4330 they are free to think of themselves other than their intended role of overseeing the grooming of compliant workers if they feel so inclined. It doesn't change the facts, though.

[@adrs1380]

“Skeleton may not be medically accurate“ And me trying to figure out what kind of alien was that.

[@naturalimagesbyadam]

Its a lawyer skeleton. the head and ass are interchangeable LMAO

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

I enjoy that the disclaimer comes along after juuust enough time for an observant person to be heading to the comment section.

[@rikke8141]

LE: "you deserve nice boxer briefs" Me, a 27-year-old woman: "Hell yeah I do!"

[@vituperation]

Damn right.

[@HadoukanFire]

Hear! Hear!

[@DocKrazy]

Tbf, everyone deserves nice boxer briefs

[@37thraven]

lol. Its 2020 why not right? ! photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2210/3497/1600/2123_xl.0.jpg I wore my ex's tights dancing all the time as a dude. Boxer briefs and tights are the best!

[@GeneralG1810]

Giggety

[@bardofhighrenown]

"If I were to purposefully and intentionally give you legal advice, that would make you my client and I am ethically bound to represent you." Ah yes, I see lawyers still work on the time honored and immemorial tradition of the 'Jinks and Leprechauns' method of establishing binding contracts.

[@rhonafenwick5643]

All you have to do is say "LegalEagle" three times and suddenly he's your counsel!

[@gerritvalkering1068]

I know it sounds like a joke because it has 'ethical' and 'lawyer' in the same sentence, but he's serious

[@DonPeyote420]

Objection: the brain may have been separated from the body before the body was delivered to the coroner's office, for example as a result of deadly injury.

[@SinStar87]

it's a transcript so should be available as public record and not that hard to find. Yet noone's posted a source that I've found.

[@textexadecimal9340]

Objection objection: How can you be sure this is the victim's brain? The murderer may have confiscated the brain and placed another at the scene of the crime.

[@VulpeculaJoy]

@@textexadecimal9340 Objection: Regardless of the brain's condition or person it belongs to, the way the meme is presented, it heavily implies that the patient was at least missing his/her brain and thus the punchline holds true.

[@melodylightsahgasestarlight]

Maybe the person died in an accident wherein his brain was removed and had to be brought in separately from the body?

[@ptb1ptb2]

Unless he was killed by the Brain Pickler it seems rather unlikely that the brain (and not just the head) was separated and in a jar.

[@YodaMan-420]

"theyre called gunners" i disagree!

[@alliswede42]

LE: Gunners will argue with anyone about anything. Gunners: NO WE DON'T!

[@firestorm165]

I need to remember that term

[@gunnerdohrenwend227]

😔

[@Raz.C]

@@alliswede42 Watch it now, thank me later (although statistics suggests that as a female, you're vastly less likely to find Monty Python amusing than do males). kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZmnc2idl9mUe7M

[@hunterzolomon119]

You didn’t say “objection” hahaha thus your statement is null and void!!!!

[@bandersnatch9793]

7:54 OBJECTION! Skeleton IS medically accurate, but only for lawyers.

[@alansmithee419]

You mean they have their heads up their *****?

[@MGSsancho]

@@alansmithee419 nah, some have sh** for brains

[@LeScratch89]

Could be both.

[@lich109]

And politicians.

[@bretsheeley4034]

Well... technically for guys they do often have a head there.

[@kaboomsihal1164]

"When you graduate Law School you will know nothing but that won't prevent your friends and family from asking for your advice" It's really not surprising so many people compare law students to med students.

[@tamoroso]

Who also shouldn't be giving medical advice...

[@JustinoElArtista]

"Friends don't let friends give free legal advice." If you spend a ton of your personal time and resources learning how to do something above and beyond what any layman can do, DON'T EVER DO IT FOR FREE! Respect yourself!

[@enrath4078]

"Some law students have a well deserved reputation for arguing over anything" Me: "Aw shucks, thanks man" "They're terrible people and we hate them." Me: ....................................

[@amberriche30]

🙃

[@idc6796]

😭

[@BloodySeaGullsRoss]

Nugly heck

[@jenshep1720]

"If only there was some sort of medical professional who could tell me how its done" honestly, I expected Dr. Mike. How dare you.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

Medlife Crisis and Legal Eagle are both part of Nebula. All the youtubers part of Nebula seem to know each other, so they can call on eachother for cameos. Legal Eagle appeared in Tom Scott's latest video on copyright law, playing a vampiric lawyer for a gag.

[@jamesskelton3488]

I wanted Dr Webb MD.

[@Cleighcade]

WE NEED A COLAB

[@steve00alt70]

Doctor mike is only a family doctor not an autopsy specialist.

[@jenshep1720]

@@steve00alt70 Irrelevant!

[@magicsteve5523]

The “just because you did it doesn’t mean you’re guilty” one is like something Saul Goodman would say

[@BertVerhelst]

Wow, these are really well made. I love how you react to each one, and not just dismiss some of them with a basic "ha" or "not funny"

[@Luzarioth]

The whole Brain in a Jar thing: Makes no sense IF the brain was removed by the medical professional, makes A LOT of sence if it's part of the crime ;P

[@drpibisback7680]

I was about to say, "what if the brain was already outside their head when the body showed up?"

[@stiffpictures8971]

I’m going to hijack the only comment I see about this section of the video and say that: 7:46. Wtf. The skeleton is wrong. It’s scary.

[@unitrader403]

@@stiffpictures8971 i thought the guy just had his Head up in his Ar** and an ass for a Face...

[@kevintheroxor9390]

I was also thinking about that until the end of the video. If the victim was decapitated or had her head smashed in a pulp, the remain of the brain could actually be on the desk.

[@duskblade1119]

@@stiffpictures8971 7:52 *Skeleton may not be medically accurate.

[@TacComControl]

"Law students can't help but have a superiority complex over everyone else" First year Psyc students: "HOLD MY BEER"

[@FirstIsa]

Having known a few psych students that seems to last only until they start self diagnosing. Kinda like med students. Once that starts happening both become neurotic messes for a few months until they sort their shit out.

[@greenyawgmoth]

​@@FirstIsa Having an MS in Psychology, 100% of us went down the psych path to get a self-diagnosis. Some of us just kept on going, delving deep into the horrific abyss that is the human psyche like a character in an HP Lovecraft story; knowing fully that this forbidden knowledge will cause us only strife and pain, yet learning it nonetheless and still craving more. On the plus side, you get to have this conversation with people: Me: Oh my degree is in Psychology. Person: Oh really? Can you give me a diagnosis? Me: I can, but you won't like it. Person: What's *that* supposed to mean?! Me: Exactly what you're afraid it means.

[@nicholauscrawford7903]

@@greenyawgmoth Psychology is so much more than just diagnosing disorders. -A Psych Student

[@nicdegrave9310]

Having a degree in psych, I can say with authority that if we couldn't start sentences with those words, we'd wither and die. I'm 44 and just beginning to restrain myself from adding that I'm a member of the international psychology honor society. …dammit.

[@nicolaiveliki1409]

@@greenyawgmoth this is itself memeworthy...

[@MagnumCarta]

"The Blue Book is stupid and I wish it'd die" Kelly disliked this video.

[@leboiofbois1005]

Lawyer: what did you do today Witness: I went to hell Lawyer:but you’ve been here all day Witness:I am very aware of what I said

[@dominicgemma4565]

Can you do a reaction to "The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story." I am curious to see your interpretation of the events that the series presents, along with the accuracy of the series as a whole.

[@RobertJRoman]

It's too unbelievable. In real life, no one could get off with that much evidence against him. Plus, the main lawyer is clearly a ripoff of the lawyer on Seinfeld. And why was the other lawyer named Kardashian? Like anyone from that family could get into law school!

[@kauswekazilimani3736]

@@RobertJRoman 🤔😂

[@dominicgemma4565]

Bob Roman 99% sure that it’s the other way around. The lawyer from Seinfeld was inspired by Johnnie Cochran! Also, apparently Kim Kardashian is trying to become a lawyer? I’m not against it, but that is kinda crazy the more I think about it

[@Richard_Nickerson]

He did it. I'll never watch it.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@dominicgemma4565 99% sure you just got whooshed.

[@bankinus7550]

"In fact, there's actually a term for that. The person or people that have to argue all the time." Engineers?

[@stephenolan5539]

Engineers don't argue. Engineers add precision.

[@rohaanomar7003]

@@stephenolan5539 *precision (Get it? 😁)

[@metroidhunter965]

Politicians.

[@noahwatson5073]

always arguing about that ceiling height ffs lol

[@SeedlingNL]

If a structural engineer is argueing, it's probably because he just found an 8 inch crack in a loadbearing column, and management refuses to evacuate the building...

[@brentsaner]

note that in #12, there is a slight error in the debunking. the doctor in the supposed transcript indicates the brain was in the jar *before* the autopsy. this could be the result of some sort of traumatic head injury in which the scalp and skull are partially removed/a case of partial decapitation, self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, or the like.

[@nerdprjncessshortsandstrea7843]

I thought the implication was that the brain had been removed before the autopsy begun, as in the main body and the brain were separate when they were found by the police, not that the person doing the autopsy had removed the brain.

[@japanpanda2179]

Yeah like maybe they were in a crash

[@sophiejones7727]

good point.

[@Stari27]

Especially since the starting question was "before you performed the autopsy".

[@ladyj.9350]

That’s what I assumed. Some serial killer or cult shit

[@unclecreepy4073]

But until the autopsy has been performed, it’s only an assumption it was the brain of the dead guy.

[@maryhorner2278]

I want, “The bailiff will tackle you!” On a shirt, coffee mug, mouse pad, hat or literary on anything. I need this in my life.

[@lairdcummings9092]

Same.

[@lunalovegood2093]

lawyer: the email is what really kills you client: no it's the knive, why else did i have to drag a body into the woods?

[@francestauzer2652]

I have a new definition of insanity: hearing the "Introduction to Property Law" is a book that will make you cry (& why it will), & thinking "I want to read that" [:/]

[@acck01]

"If you're watching this channel you're an adult..." Me sitting in my sponge bob pajamas, bunny slippers, eating a bucket of ice cream: "Can you tell my mom that she doesn't believe me."

[@ayyylmao101]

"The party was s l a p p i n '." - Legal Eagle 2020, who is very in touch with Internet slang

[@bretsheeley4034]

Sounds like something that would be said in the 20s. ... wait...

[@BrienMalone]

Jeepers, that Legal Eagle sure is swell!

[@divinityquartz3428]

"I'm somewhat dubious about this particular meme" is my new favorite 2020 quote.