Let’s Play "Who’s the Real Victim?" (feat. Bob Saget) - The Jim Jefferies Show

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@me0on0utube
@me0on0utube 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a black person who's not Kanye. The struggle is real.
@_robustus_
@_robustus_ 5 жыл бұрын
I bet there is much struggle in your life too.
@Theonlymayz
@Theonlymayz 5 жыл бұрын
Godamn sounds like a PERFECT SOUTH PARK JOKE
@Theonlymayz
@Theonlymayz 5 жыл бұрын
Like the "should I start to worry?" bit
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee 3 жыл бұрын
RIP George Floyd..
@sarawilliamson5420
@sarawilliamson5420 6 жыл бұрын
Rich white men:"It's a scary time to be a young man, you can be accused of something you didn't do at anytime!" Black men; "You don't say!"
@cnashford2
@cnashford2 6 жыл бұрын
Damn. Deep.
@boomeraang123
@boomeraang123 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@DJ-zp8hw
@DJ-zp8hw 6 жыл бұрын
Ooh that one cut deep.
@ethrez
@ethrez 6 жыл бұрын
Detroit for example, or anywhere else.. They bring it upon themselves.
@AmbyJeans
@AmbyJeans 6 жыл бұрын
Sara Williamson Dave Chapelle has addressed this sentiment in his performances. I agree with you both.
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah and in 2008 when CEOs had to lay off tens of thousands of workers to keep their multi-million dollar bonuses... Surely the CEOs were the real victims...
@MrZaborskii
@MrZaborskii 6 жыл бұрын
My thoughts and prayers go out to those CEOs too. It's hard to tax-shelter a 200 million dollar severance package. The time they're going to have spend away from their families, setting up offshore accounts, it's heartbreaking.
@MrZaborskii
@MrZaborskii 6 жыл бұрын
*bonus, not severance package.
@livingunderarockunderarock9963
@livingunderarockunderarock9963 5 жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget about all those missed payments on yachts, private jets and vacation homes in the Hamptons. A real travesty.
@trish8321
@trish8321 6 жыл бұрын
"Also in the way the 9/11 hijackers were victims of a plane crash" 😂😂😂😂 #DEAD
@PJMAtkinson
@PJMAtkinson 6 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, anyone who's actually survived something traumatic or horrific don't identify as victims. They are survivors. That's how you know. Because those who have survived don't want to be seen as broken or weak or vulnerable. They survived.
@matthew40518
@matthew40518 6 жыл бұрын
Bruh, they didn't survive. That type of trauma stays with you, if anything they're still surviving.
@Chas-OTE
@Chas-OTE 6 жыл бұрын
@@matthew40518 I think that was her point. Survivors have grown and will continue to struggle every day with their trauma. They don't want anybody's pity, because they've grown past it. A person who identifies as a victim on the other hand, usually wants hand outs and an easy out of their problems so they ask for pity and act miserable or sad.
@matthew40518
@matthew40518 6 жыл бұрын
Ahh, I gotcha. I interpreted people saying "they survived" as if they don't still struggle with it. My comment was more to emphasize the traumatic experience rather than downplay PJMAtkinson's comment. Regarding the victim portion, I didn't see any point for me to address it because PJMAtkinson pretty much summed it up
@TheTroutyness
@TheTroutyness 6 жыл бұрын
Chas O.T.E Or they’re still working through it and wish we’d stop stigmatizing such vulnerability.
@wmdkitty
@wmdkitty 6 жыл бұрын
@TheTroutyness BINGO.
@JaredTakesTime
@JaredTakesTime 6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the shocked gasps of the crowd after the kid in a cage was shown.
@clumsiii
@clumsiii 6 жыл бұрын
8:04
@unvergebeneid
@unvergebeneid 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we don't like to see kids in cages. That's why the government protects us from nosy reporters taking pictures at those facilities.
@bvishal2kn
@bvishal2kn 6 жыл бұрын
too edgy for ComedyCentral.
@JaredTakesTime
@JaredTakesTime 6 жыл бұрын
Nosy reporters? Clearly you mean to say enemies of the state.
@MimiB1974
@MimiB1974 6 жыл бұрын
It’s like people don’t realize this shit’s going on as we speak
@gabrielfraser2109
@gabrielfraser2109 6 жыл бұрын
Damn, some excellent jokes that really pushed the limits. Good to see Jim hasn't lost his edge.
@carlosdangerfield9477
@carlosdangerfield9477 3 жыл бұрын
just made a google account only to give a "thumbs up" to your comment. Excellente!
@scythe2534
@scythe2534 4 жыл бұрын
“Which brings us to our regular segment: *NO*!” Gold
@eseguerito2629
@eseguerito2629 6 жыл бұрын
When the lady pulled the cover off the cage, unveiling the little “immigrant” kid, i laughed so hard that my folks knocked on my door and asked if i was okay. This was a ballsy sketch. Loved it. Keep it up, Jim!
@MrJonsonville5
@MrJonsonville5 6 жыл бұрын
One thing I like about Jim, he calls out both sides for their ridiculousness. And there's plenty there to call out these days.
@alexandersean3801
@alexandersean3801 6 жыл бұрын
J5, hes pretty liberal. Comedy central is a liberal/democratic/left network
@Twigg4075
@Twigg4075 6 жыл бұрын
Both sides? When did he call out the left?
@laxbruh69
@laxbruh69 6 жыл бұрын
Jim Jefferies is the same as all the late night hosts, a partisan liberal hack.
@Zututtaja
@Zututtaja 6 жыл бұрын
Twigg4075 You must have not watched the whole video or you simply just missed the point. Maybe the Kanye bit?
@Twigg4075
@Twigg4075 6 жыл бұрын
You mean how they railed on Trump and said the crowd was the victim. Yeah, they were really sticking it to the left there! *extreme sarcasm* I'm wondering if YOU watched the same video.
@jamietodd2560
@jamietodd2560 6 жыл бұрын
I am such a victim of the consequences of my actions!!!
@kcor4
@kcor4 6 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about the accuser who just admitted to lying about her rape accusation?
@Mancer1980
@Mancer1980 7 ай бұрын
#modernwomenattheirbest
@nem447
@nem447 6 жыл бұрын
Self pity is humanity's ugliest emotion.
@daveyhouston
@daveyhouston 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it is called for not all pity is wrong
@veronicachristopher9321
@veronicachristopher9321 5 жыл бұрын
Ummm? Jealousy? Self-loathing? Psychopathy? You're reaching far and are a bit dramatic.
@508ctk
@508ctk 6 жыл бұрын
"And the Asian kid who made the hat." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@marylandlax3
@marylandlax3 6 жыл бұрын
Jim you’re getting too political...keep doing that!
@watchingtheworldburn193
@watchingtheworldburn193 6 жыл бұрын
yeah - cuz this is what he believes. Why don't you go watch alcoholicaust which he made before he was this famous. he's saying what dumb uberliberals want to hear because you morons will buy into anything. Good for Jim for going where the money is, but all you people thinking he's saying what he thinks all the time on this show politically are just gullible fools. Yes Jim, keep it up - get all the cash you can from the fools.
@frogwart70
@frogwart70 6 жыл бұрын
You sound like a guy who has it all figured out. Thanks for making us idiots who happen to have different opinions a little more informed with all the uh...counter points? and...well thought out arguments? you posted! I feel like less of a libtard already :)
@marylandlax3
@marylandlax3 6 жыл бұрын
watchingtheworldburn !!! Seen alcohlicaust, loved it, not everyone means what they say in comedy skits.i understand it’s difficult to understand that concept but feel free to continue your conservative snowflake rant
@geoffbaumgartner5335
@geoffbaumgartner5335 6 жыл бұрын
Oh I thought it was Get Woke Go Broke.. The money from the ragey little anti SJW gamers and scared fatherless "men" is being raked in by the right and dudes like Peterson. Now to pretend Taylor Swift wasn't a loss, and come up with an excuse for who forced her to think for herself.. must've been Kanye. Edit - that was for worldburn if anyone didn't figure that out.. world burn.. which also must be your goal if you're educated and on the right.
@elias_xp95
@elias_xp95 6 жыл бұрын
@@geoffbaumgartner5335 'ragey little anti-SJW gamers' wow dude. Words cannot even begin to break down everything wrong with that statement or your mindset. Edit: Also, Who tf cares about some pop singer and her political beliefs 😂😂😂😂
@matthewcassem8359
@matthewcassem8359 6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to always call Mitch McConnel "Cocaine Mitch."
@dumisanitsotetsi2272
@dumisanitsotetsi2272 6 жыл бұрын
Bitch McConnel.
@HudaefCares
@HudaefCares 6 жыл бұрын
Cocaine Bitch
@bigbopperenjoyer
@bigbopperenjoyer 6 жыл бұрын
kavanaugh should play devil's triangle as a celebration! classic drinking game with three glasses in a triangle and nothing more!
@clipobserver
@clipobserver 6 жыл бұрын
or Bitch McConnell
@EugeneAxe
@EugeneAxe 6 жыл бұрын
Mitch is a cocaine bitch
@bryantbravo9363
@bryantbravo9363 6 жыл бұрын
You can hear the "ooooooo" when the child was shown
@rozkaz661
@rozkaz661 6 жыл бұрын
Oh really? I didn't catch that. Was the audience also laughing from time to time? Cause I couldn't tell
@fervcorsica3358
@fervcorsica3358 5 жыл бұрын
No shit, Sherlock
@gamefanatics5113
@gamefanatics5113 Жыл бұрын
Miss you Bob.
@darlingnikki1353
@darlingnikki1353 6 жыл бұрын
TY Jim and Bob for demonstrating how absurd fake victimization is
@stjohnbaby
@stjohnbaby 6 жыл бұрын
I love Jim Jeffries,tells it like it is
@onetofew1
@onetofew1 6 жыл бұрын
I think he is liar
@stark4614
@stark4614 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah man fuck innocent till proven guilty. Muh feels bro.
@dementare
@dementare 6 жыл бұрын
Care to name the *Sexual Assaulter* that you (Jim Jeffries) were an *eye witness* too, and refused to name? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWnCdqCDgpZ-eMU
@CollinMcLean
@CollinMcLean 6 жыл бұрын
This wasn't a criminal trial it was a confirmation, essentially an interview for a promotion. He wouldn't have gone to jail whatever happened he would still have been way better off than most of us...
@cliftonfameree4436
@cliftonfameree4436 6 жыл бұрын
I know, right?! Except for the facts - fuck them.
@b-meaker99
@b-meaker99 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man I teared up seeing Bob on tv again....
@robertocaesar
@robertocaesar 6 жыл бұрын
This man deserves more public time!!
@alexbrewer3691
@alexbrewer3691 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Bob Saget
@jonathankral6787
@jonathankral6787 6 ай бұрын
✊🏽
@chaoslord8918
@chaoslord8918 5 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the next installment of "No".
@marcelguillen9235
@marcelguillen9235 6 жыл бұрын
the ending with the kid in the cage is fucking dystopian
@PakRT48
@PakRT48 6 жыл бұрын
The "date rape" and "annually" mentions. Truly truly savage.
@ncorp2668
@ncorp2668 6 жыл бұрын
This segment is brilliant. I'm going to have to keep up on this show more...so much truth here. Propaganda 101: accuse those being wronged of the very thing they're accusing you of. It's been that way throughout history. Misogynists, white supremacists, etc simply co-opt causes that have actual goals and needs, meanwhile telling women/people of color that sexism/racism doesn't exist. The mental gymnastics are astounding. Simply asking them what fundamental rights/needs they're being deprived of, and they never have an answer.
@GamingWithNikolas
@GamingWithNikolas 6 жыл бұрын
Are you fucking stupid?
@nealford7897
@nealford7897 6 жыл бұрын
Jaden Pelate are you?
@ashercroft820
@ashercroft820 6 жыл бұрын
As someone who has been stabbed in a school by a muslim kid, and falsely accused of sexual assault by someone I never met, nor did I get a chance to face my accuser. You sir are an idiot -- and sad enough to say, white nationalists unlike yourself seem to behave better than your Antifa Whiteknight Anarchists.
@andreaskarlsson5251
@andreaskarlsson5251 5 жыл бұрын
@@ashercroft820 Yeah, so civilized to drive a car into a crowd of protestors. And yeah, so uncivilized by antifa to protect the peaceful protestors in Charlottesville(according to the peaceful protestors that where there to protest the nazi rally) And sorry if you've been falsely accused of sexual assault but it's an anomaly. 95-99% of all cases are real. And if one is falsely accused and 99 isn't. Which of them is the problem that needs the most help/focus to solve?
@ashercroft820
@ashercroft820 5 жыл бұрын
@@andreaskarlsson5251 You do realize that car was *SHOT* at yes? Not only shot at by clustered by those 'Antifa' protectors where they attempted to yank a driver out before he sped onward. A gunshot scares anyone into action and I'd have likely done the same considering.
@fatehalfenni6621
@fatehalfenni6621 4 жыл бұрын
BoB S... So Awesome... Great Show Jim
@ragestaff
@ragestaff 6 жыл бұрын
Jim just might sail to the top of the night show list. He and his staff are amazing.
@brandonmuse5532
@brandonmuse5532 6 жыл бұрын
You killed me with winning the kid in the Cage!!! LMFAO
@hamzamahmood9565
@hamzamahmood9565 6 жыл бұрын
Love the way conservatives talk about the left playing victim-while constantly protecting the most privileged in society
@arronaim654
@arronaim654 6 жыл бұрын
The left started using it for every thing that had nothing to do with it, the conservatives thought 'Why don't we try using it too.' then the bar for the whole world lowered. So someone got ran over, the driver is the victim. When a millennial feels offended and screams cause a stranger on the street didn't call him by his new none binary name 'Pixie Tiddlywinks' and dox and ruins that persons life, the millennial is the victim. Or the NRA paying to give guns to anyone and if someone gets shot, then the real victim is of course the NRA. Lets all be victims together.
@gavindy_Sv2
@gavindy_Sv2 6 жыл бұрын
I love the way liberals say guilty until proven innocent, unless it's a democrat politician, or celeb, or journalist.
@cliftonfameree4436
@cliftonfameree4436 6 жыл бұрын
The most privileged, or those who have given and continue to give us the most? Wouldn't it be a shame if those who did the most for mankind were unappreciated? You of all people should know that, Nikola Tesla.
@hamzamahmood9565
@hamzamahmood9565 6 жыл бұрын
@@cliftonfameree4436 You can always cherry pick examples to justify any thing-all i was saying is that people who are privileged simply due to a lottery of birth doesn't need nearly as much support from society as those who aren't. Btw Nikola Tesla lived a greatly disadvantaged life, if you've read about him you should know.
@noahreisner5199
@noahreisner5199 6 жыл бұрын
@@arronaim654 Would y'all stop with the getting called the wrong pronouns on the street shit, it doesn't happen.
@jc6226
@jc6226 6 жыл бұрын
Simply one of the funniest and most brilliant social and political commentaries I have ever seen. Thanks Jim and writers!
@coosoorlog
@coosoorlog 6 жыл бұрын
you can't be a great comedian without real haters
@danielclark653
@danielclark653 6 жыл бұрын
I mean you can be but that requires thought and maybe some intelligence
@181baddog
@181baddog 6 жыл бұрын
The kid in the cage though 😂😂😂😂😂 the balls to air that part of the skit 😂😂
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 6 жыл бұрын
The latter half of the show should be broadcast as a PSA to all the self-proclaimed privileged who think they are the real victims..
@garlicknot887
@garlicknot887 6 жыл бұрын
Grailsarvas thank u for speaking truth
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 6 жыл бұрын
@Grailsarvas I can see your point about that.. But then this douchebag.. he was very privileged.. having things handed to him.. and thus didn't work hard enough to really be able to claim victimization.. If he'd worked hard enough, perhaps he would've been studying harder and not boozing and raping? And he knew he'd get out of it.. that's what is scary.. his tendencies are very characteristic..
@garlicknot887
@garlicknot887 6 жыл бұрын
ursaltydog I didn’t know you were there with Kavanaugh during his high school years when he was “boozing and raping..?” That’s odd, you should’ve said something but WAIT you weren’t there so you don’t know :/ and there’s no evidence to show that Kavanaugh raped anyone so you’re just talking out of your ass. Maybe if you would stop complaining about privilege you’ll see that you just have to work hard in life and not be a victim to everything. Living like you that must be rough sir. Sitting around claiming that other people got where they are simply because you could never get everything u ever wanted :/ poor soul
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 6 жыл бұрын
@@garlicknot887 Did you not see how he disputed and lied through his confirmation? What do lies tell us as individuals or even psychological professionals.. That there was something to hide.. If he'd just thrown back some brews with his buddies and nothing else notable happened, (that he could remember from his alcohol haze or that his buddies told him), then no one would've taken issue with that.. But he HID it.. and LIED about even drinking at younger than the laws allowed at that time.. He did not abide by laws that were meant for EVERYONE.. that is telling in and of itself.. That he did other crimes and then lied about not knowing of or accusations by Ford?? IT was proven that he DID know her... and knew her accusations well before he was apprised of them.. AND she had other witnesses who knew of the attack... but their statements were never taken.. There were other victims.. but their statements never taken.. Friends who knew he was aggressive when drunk, were not interviewed.. WTF does that tell you, if you are a sensible person? These actions led to expression of his deep desire to control.. to abuse.. Even those whom were formerly bullied... If it were merely having an uneventful frat drinking party, or smoking some pot in the 80's, I could overlook that as many would in a federal interview. But not after the age of 18, and not when there is credible evidence that a crime committed went unpunished...
@garlicknot887
@garlicknot887 6 жыл бұрын
ursaltydog U say “there was something to hide” and that “he LIED” but sir you have no evidence to suggest he did. In your own deranged mind, he is guilty but to the Senate and to the FBI the man is innocent. That’s that and there’s nothing you’ll do about it (: unless you personally have evidence that ties to Kavanaugh raping anyone please release it and get the man locked up, otherwise shut up and stop complaining. Drinking and going to frat parties doesn’t make a person a rapist, and if you’re going to argue that he broke the law that EVERYONE should follow then that mutt Hillary Clinton would be locked away for life along with her husband, as well as a majority of the US population so that is a really dumb argument. Incredibly stupid. In your world he’s guilty and you THINK there is evidence of rape but in the REAL world there is none and Dr. Ford lied under oath and that’s why there is an FBI investigation on her and other corrupt liberal senators at this moment (: get used to Kavanaugh and be ready for another Trump win in 2020 because it’s happening faggot 🤗
@worthlesstrash9662
@worthlesstrash9662 6 жыл бұрын
That plane crash reference was actually perfect.
@acchaladka
@acchaladka 6 жыл бұрын
That line about the 9/11 hijackers is golden.
@sartresianez5332
@sartresianez5332 6 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the caged kid who fuckin killed it! 😂
@tyronshoelaces420
@tyronshoelaces420 6 жыл бұрын
Cheers Jim and the gang! Keep'em on their toes
@Granero38
@Granero38 6 жыл бұрын
Great Saget cameo :) :)
@Gunman610
@Gunman610 6 жыл бұрын
I do remember, the day after Trump was elected, that kids all across the country who've bullied a classmate into suicide woke up that morning thinking they could be President.
@gabrielmichelson9830
@gabrielmichelson9830 4 жыл бұрын
"Wait, how is Bill O'Reilly the victim?" "Next question!" Yeah, that's us in a nutshell.
@danboyle116
@danboyle116 6 жыл бұрын
"It waa a real date rape." Two things: 1) Shame on you; 2) Just freaking hilarious!
@goodtaste4
@goodtaste4 6 жыл бұрын
That kid in the cage had me dying
@ashleyclevenger9203
@ashleyclevenger9203 6 жыл бұрын
Keep going Jim! We need this to be put out there. Thanks for "saying it like it is". Never stop!
@watchingtheworldburn193
@watchingtheworldburn193 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO - he's saying what will get him paid because of gullible people like you. Go watch 'alcoholicaust' which Jim did well before he was this famous. Within 2 minutes he says all women are c&&ts. It goes on from there. But yeah - never stop 'saying it like it is'. Wow the left is just dumb and will watch anyone that says what they want to hear. Oh, sorry - YOU will watch anyone that says what YOU want to hear. LMFAO
@ashleyclevenger9203
@ashleyclevenger9203 6 жыл бұрын
watchingtheworldburn !!! Btw... Ummmm you watched too, so now what?
@b.h.2819
@b.h.2819 4 жыл бұрын
Jim you r a funny man.
@ehla0144
@ehla0144 6 жыл бұрын
WTF, Murica??!!
@cliftonfameree4436
@cliftonfameree4436 6 жыл бұрын
Don't listen to this.
@darrylcarnell9095
@darrylcarnell9095 6 жыл бұрын
The smartest formatted segment yet: "No". God damn genius! Now it's been done, it should be a regular thing, because sometimes no brainer questions need a no.
@chriscorbin6980
@chriscorbin6980 6 жыл бұрын
Love the segment title NO
@TheMoeHawk
@TheMoeHawk 6 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or he seems more sober than his usual stand up lol (Not bad or worse, same comic gold, just more sober lol)
@stoneyll
@stoneyll 6 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is a habitual pathological liar... Vote his enablers out in November.
@caspa7
@caspa7 6 жыл бұрын
How if one deplorable vote counts up to 10x more than a normal one?
@jootai
@jootai 6 жыл бұрын
The right sure are jumping to go to the polls.. We ll see if the left can give a shit to drag the self to a booth
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 6 жыл бұрын
I would, but I'm not allowed since I'm not a US citizen. On the bright side: I do not live in the US and will only have to endure some (instead of all) of the consequences of America going fascist.
@killtime8
@killtime8 6 жыл бұрын
And he has made billions of dollars and become president of the most powerful country in the world 🤨 Vote them out is your Moto?!?!? Simply vote for a party not based on their individual views but that they play for the other team is your strat?!?! Holy shit balls dude, you're a d-bag #snowflake
@killtime8
@killtime8 6 жыл бұрын
@@armedwombat6816 what's the definition of fascist ???
@Sticks_
@Sticks_ 6 жыл бұрын
Jim you are just awesome!
@cia898
@cia898 6 жыл бұрын
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@aidanyelsma7762
@aidanyelsma7762 6 жыл бұрын
Don't Stop Me Now Queen Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive and the world I'll turn it inside out - yeah And floating around in ecstasy So don't stop me now don't stop me 'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva I'm gonna go go go There's no stopping me I'm burnin' through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time) Don't stop me now (Yes I'm havin' a good time) I don't want to stop at all Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars On a collision course I am a satellite I'm out of control I am a sex machine ready to reload Like an atom bomb about to Oh oh oh oh oh explode I'm burnin' through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic woman of you Don't stop me don't stop me Don't stop me hey hey hey Don't stop me don't stop me Ooh ooh ooh, I like it Don't stop me don't stop me Have a good time good time Don't stop me don't stop me ah Oh yeah Alright Oh, I'm burnin' through the sky yeah Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man out of you Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time (wooh) Just give me a call (alright) Don't stop me now ('cause I'm having a good time - yeah yeah) Don't stop me now (yes I'm havin' a good time) I don't want to stop at all La da da da daah Da da da haa Ha da da ha ha haaa Ha da daa ha da da aaa Ooh ooh ooh Songwriters: Freddie Mercury Don't Stop Me Now lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
@jeovanneramos5066
@jeovanneramos5066 6 жыл бұрын
I can actually watch this ! Who is the real victim , with Bob Saget but more uncensored
@ProudDad1976
@ProudDad1976 5 жыл бұрын
I love the 1.5k thumbs down, the republican snowflakes are crying after watching you but are they really watching or just hitting the thumbs down? KZbin should make it a rule, you can't thumbs up or down until you have watched at least half of the video.
@sstielia4089
@sstielia4089 6 жыл бұрын
Jim you are just happy becouse you are Ausie😄😘❤💜💙💚💛. Love your show.
@Phi1618033
@Phi1618033 6 жыл бұрын
When are middle age white men going to get a break in America?
@davidharrison67
@davidharrison67 6 жыл бұрын
Yyeeaahh new Jim!
@InHumanoXY
@InHumanoXY 6 жыл бұрын
Jim´s the best!
@colaboytje
@colaboytje 6 жыл бұрын
This was so well written and executed.
@gagewesterhouse9558
@gagewesterhouse9558 6 жыл бұрын
This is Comedy Central?
@SDMF20
@SDMF20 6 жыл бұрын
Not anymore, now it's Politics Central. Very left wing at that.
@gagewesterhouse9558
@gagewesterhouse9558 6 жыл бұрын
@@SDMF20 don't get me wrong, I love Jefferies. And I wanted to think this was funny. And I wouldn't have minded him ripping into kavanaugh. Had he at least been more funny with it. I realize that many comedians have strong opinions that I may not agree with. But for much of this, you could easily forget that this was a comedy skit. Jim was getting legitimately angry. His job is to be funny. Not preach his political opinion. If he wants to do both at the same time, I can get behind that. But once you (as a comedian) start preaching WITHOUT trying to be funny, I really can't get behind you.
@murk4552
@murk4552 6 жыл бұрын
@@gagewesterhouse9558then you're weak-minded because Comedians can display multiple emotions and moods besides hilarity. Anger makes the best comedy, as it strikes the hardest, most thoroughly and direct.
@gagewesterhouse9558
@gagewesterhouse9558 6 жыл бұрын
@@murk4552 then you don't understand what comedy even is. Comedy is supposed to make people laugh. That's it. It's not supposed to be serious and have a message. Then it's not comedy. It's activism with a couple jokes thrown in.
@Dr_Larken
@Dr_Larken 6 жыл бұрын
Jim Jeffery from day one! My number one comedian /guy to up life my day! Keep it up!! Stay you stay true!
@nicoz6540
@nicoz6540 6 жыл бұрын
Just remember everybody, INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. Curb your politics
@picklerick2718
@picklerick2718 6 жыл бұрын
Nico Z that's what we're taught, but actually were guilty until proven innocent.
@brianbrush5107
@brianbrush5107 6 жыл бұрын
Yes but Brett was avoided an investigation.
@talariswatts-el9832
@talariswatts-el9832 6 жыл бұрын
Great video!
@skylardunne4933
@skylardunne4933 6 жыл бұрын
Damn this went from a dislike too a like real quick .. Jefferies u got a way of really tweaking an oppinion
@watchingtheworldburn193
@watchingtheworldburn193 6 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? You had your opinion changed by a comedy show? Wow.
@cyantulip
@cyantulip 6 жыл бұрын
Skylar Dunne Really? Wow, that’s a first!
@undergroundmm9514
@undergroundmm9514 6 жыл бұрын
Bob did Great
@brandontherabboat4850
@brandontherabboat4850 6 жыл бұрын
Q: Who’s the real victim? A: The person who got their virginity stolen and failed to receive justice for it.
@tjogara7529
@tjogara7529 6 жыл бұрын
A:Or the one who could have gotten their life ruined by a false claim from some random ass woman who just wanted to be relevant for a few seconds?
@tjogara7529
@tjogara7529 6 жыл бұрын
And don't like your own post
@robyn905
@robyn905 6 жыл бұрын
No one got their virginity stolen... she didn’t even accuse him of rape
@donHooligan
@donHooligan 6 жыл бұрын
has anyone ever been to a frat party?
@teamla1047
@teamla1047 6 жыл бұрын
TFO the Not Pro: Ed Whelan, who posted tweets NAMING a Georgetown Prep student who bore a resemblance to BK, with being the REAL assailant. Talk about a man being accused of being guilty of something he might not be guilty of! Was that a liberal, a Soros-paid operative, a democrat out to avenge Billary? No. Whelan is president of a conservative think tank, The Ethics and Public Policy Center. And the trolls ran with it therefore it had to have been all over conservative media. That is where the claim that Dr. Blasey-Ford was "confused" and "mixed up" came from. That poor man that Whelan threw under the bus like that never saw it coming, was totally blindsided. He was fortunate that everyone who read it, other than tRumptards, could see it for the blatant bullshit that it was.
@nebulousisgod
@nebulousisgod 4 жыл бұрын
Seems like you’ve gotta have a fairly offensive bit set up to get Bob Saget to join.
@meadowyellowcloud3603
@meadowyellowcloud3603 6 жыл бұрын
holy shit on early for a video!
@meadowyellowcloud3603
@meadowyellowcloud3603 6 жыл бұрын
lulululululu 😅😅😅 wut... *lowkey thinks your weird already* 😂😂😂
@chameleonlizarduk
@chameleonlizarduk 6 жыл бұрын
Give this team an Emmy!
@karldilkington8587
@karldilkington8587 6 жыл бұрын
Innocent until proven guilty. No one proved him guilty.
@jamespondy0
@jamespondy0 6 жыл бұрын
Nobody proved him innocent, either.
@TheNotoriousDUDE
@TheNotoriousDUDE 6 жыл бұрын
Because nobody *properly* investigated.
@drewlovelyhell4892
@drewlovelyhell4892 6 жыл бұрын
There was plenty of testimony if they had just done a full investigation.
@gibbyrex522
@gibbyrex522 6 жыл бұрын
Hey dumbass, it wasn't a court of law. Innocence or guilt was not the objective. Whether the turd was competent and had the right moral fiber was more the goal. And according to the no values GOP, he was PERFECT!
@YemYum
@YemYum 6 жыл бұрын
Grailsarvas you’re such an idiot. It’s a job interview for the highest court in the land. There was no criminal investigation, no one was charged of anything. On what planet was this anything like a criminal investigation? If it was, it would last much much longer than a week. No one is entitled to the job. You’re acting as if he was. If the senate did decide to believe dr Ford over lavanaugh, kavanaugh would just not be a Supreme Court Justice. He wouldn’t go to prison or be convicted. Just use you’re brain for a second please. Not a single part of this entire process is it a trial. Stop thinking that kavanaugh was somehow entitled to the same protections as he would have under a normal trial. Dr Ford was also not protected by anything. If this was a criminal trial, then the confirmation of kavanaugh would mean he is innocent. Which is not the case.
@thesouthernmostsun3416
@thesouthernmostsun3416 6 жыл бұрын
glad someone is still talking about scott peterson
@donebone3155
@donebone3155 6 жыл бұрын
Jefferies comedy doesn't need to be in competition with Colbert.
@whalepott2905
@whalepott2905 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert doesnt need to be in Competition with Jefferies.
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 6 жыл бұрын
Chocolate didn't need to get in my peanut butter, but there it is and it's delicious.
@donebone3155
@donebone3155 6 жыл бұрын
What I'm trying to say is, we have brilliant writers and comedic talent. The shame is, your material only comes from politics. This country is so divided now. There's left, there's right. Watch CNN for an hour, then watch fox news for an hour. Now we have our favorite comedians doing political satire on tv instead of standup.
@shmosel_
@shmosel_ 6 жыл бұрын
He's like Colbert, but funny.
@nebulous6660
@nebulous6660 6 жыл бұрын
Colbert doesn't do comedy. Rob Schneider put it best by describing it as a klan meeting for the Left. Put him up against a general audience without the applause sign and you'll hear crickets. Jefferies is the same way most of the time now.
@professorpancakes6545
@professorpancakes6545 6 жыл бұрын
Bob Saget is hilarious.
@jeffv2074
@jeffv2074 6 жыл бұрын
What makes Brett Kavanaugh guily so obvious is the simple fact he was so defensive, typical guilty move and being prior law enforcement one tends to learn how to read body language and verbiage. If he wasn't guilty he would have tried a more humbling approach to proving his innocence but he didn't he was in defense mode all they way. If Brett Kavanaugh was innocent like he claims then he should have taken a polygraph in which he did not and agree to an FBI investigation. If he was innocent he should have done more to prove so, he did not.
@bennyboyblack689
@bennyboyblack689 6 жыл бұрын
Polygraphs are only used for intimation to get confessions. They go purely off of heart rate. Which is something that kind of goes crazy when you're put on the spot, irregardless of whether or not you're guilty. Guilty people have beat it, and innocent people have failed it. It's not the be all, end all. Also, by law, it does not fall upon the defendant you prove themselves innocent. It is up to the plaintiff to prove the defendant guilty. Innocent until proven guilty and all that. More people should understand that, it's really dangerous when people forget it.
@Erikpdx
@Erikpdx 6 жыл бұрын
Defensive is also how incident people behave when they see Injustice. That isn't a good point
@watchingtheworldburn193
@watchingtheworldburn193 6 жыл бұрын
Typical law enforcement mentality - guilty until proven innocent. You even say he should have done more to prove his innocence. That isn't the job of the accused. Your mentality - that you got working in law enforcement - is everything that is wrong with the police today. They all think they're the judge and jury, and that everyone is guilty until they prove otherwise. That's why everyone now hates cops. And by the way - polygraphs are junk science. Your comment is really just a scary look into the mind of law enforcement. "Oh, I can read body language". Give me a fucking break.
@AJBramwell
@AJBramwell 6 жыл бұрын
who asked for your opinion, get some facts or get the fuck out, libtard
@bennyboyblack689
@bennyboyblack689 6 жыл бұрын
@@Erikpdx quick! Fix the typo before you give the leftists a straw to grab on to!
@RubsNL
@RubsNL 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim and your crew for finding a way to make me chuckle about all this insanity.
@MattDeckard
@MattDeckard 6 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of exactly why I don’t watch the daily show anymore. Oh, and that he took down the comicsgate video because he couldn’t handle the negative responses toward his manipulated interview.
@scaryfaced1
@scaryfaced1 6 жыл бұрын
The fuck is Comicsgate? Why is everything a -gate? Just give it a damn name so we can remember your next temper tantrum.
@cesaralexarango5397
@cesaralexarango5397 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@seb612schuth
@seb612schuth 6 жыл бұрын
Satiric comedy is a top way to educate oneself
@stark4614
@stark4614 6 жыл бұрын
So basically any woman without evidence and everyone around her saying they don't know about it should be able to destroy a man's life? You're sick.
@MrNinjaone1
@MrNinjaone1 6 жыл бұрын
And you managed to trap yourself by grandstanding a strawman, you dimwit ✌
@swamysmith3446
@swamysmith3446 6 жыл бұрын
He’s on the Supreme Court so what life did she destroy? Also she has a polygraph test and therapist notes and receipts from therapy so..u gotta keep in perspective that gorsuch was passed no prob so it’s not like there’s a conspiracy or anything lol
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 6 жыл бұрын
Any woman with some amount of credibility should be believed enough to start a thorough investigation. If the defenders of the accused prevent that, then that looks like a pretty good sign that there's something to be found.
@stark4614
@stark4614 6 жыл бұрын
Therapist notes she never handed over and oh yeah didn't her ex boyfriend say she helped a friend pass her polygraph test because she knows how they work? Sooo...
@cliftonfameree4436
@cliftonfameree4436 6 жыл бұрын
@@MrNinjaone1 this is the second place I've seen you post that comment. Is that the only thing you know?
@db9607
@db9607 6 жыл бұрын
NAILED IT!!!
@elias_xp95
@elias_xp95 6 жыл бұрын
Jim believing a person is guilty without evidence.
@stark4614
@stark4614 6 жыл бұрын
@VenomDalek She lied under oath more than once so that to me is evidence she could be lying about everything.
@swamysmith3446
@swamysmith3446 6 жыл бұрын
Your Soul Is Mostly Empty if she lied then why isn’t she in trouble ? Pretty big deal to lie to the senate...
@elias_xp95
@elias_xp95 6 жыл бұрын
@VenomDalek If there was proof it would have been taken to court. ------- There is no evidence it is a lie but without proof we cannot say it is true. ------- If it is a lie, we cannot prosecute her until evidence is provided proving her lie. -------- Because, EVERYONE is afforded INNOCENCE UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
@Dankman9
@Dankman9 6 жыл бұрын
Kavanaugh demonstrably lied under oath several times.
@conancat
@conancat 6 жыл бұрын
Testimony is evidence. SHE IS THE EVIDENCE. You people pretending that testimony is not evidence need to learn to use Google.
@TheFLOW1978
@TheFLOW1978 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jim.
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348 6 жыл бұрын
Republikkkans
@rokmilenkovic6705
@rokmilenkovic6705 6 жыл бұрын
The DEMS are the original KKK..... learn your history.
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348 6 жыл бұрын
Rok Milenković their is no good people marching whit neo Nazi
@garrisontippett316
@garrisontippett316 6 жыл бұрын
yeah they might be the original but look whos wearing the robes now
@nebulous6660
@nebulous6660 6 жыл бұрын
NATIVE LATINOS Fuck THEMSELVES - Demokkkrats
@johnbw2597
@johnbw2597 5 жыл бұрын
@@rokmilenkovic6705 actually ex Confederate soilders started the KKK. That's why they love the Confederate flag you guys love too.
@bernardliu8526
@bernardliu8526 6 жыл бұрын
Jim says like it is !
@NeuroScientician
@NeuroScientician 6 жыл бұрын
Jim used to be really funny :(
@mypillowguy445
@mypillowguy445 6 жыл бұрын
You'll always have Roseanne.
@turtleking7772
@turtleking7772 6 жыл бұрын
When the Dad from Full House has to deal with your shit you know you fucked up
@jethrohuevas
@jethrohuevas 6 жыл бұрын
Believe all women, even in the absence of evidence, BELIEVE ALL WOMENNNNNNNNN. #FeelingsOverFacts
@armedwombat6816
@armedwombat6816 6 жыл бұрын
Feelingsoverfacts? Why are you bashing your own side? After all it's conservatives who still think that climate change is a myth, that trickle-down economics has merit or abstinence-only sex-ed works.
@feralcatgirl
@feralcatgirl 6 жыл бұрын
the facts are that brett kavanaugh has a well-documented history of lyïng under oath and dr ford doesn't. sorry if the truth triggers you Ralph Zuela
@cliftonfameree4436
@cliftonfameree4436 6 жыл бұрын
@@feralcatgirl Care to share?
@feralcatgirl
@feralcatgirl 6 жыл бұрын
google.com
@tedarcher9120
@tedarcher9120 6 жыл бұрын
@@armedwombat6816 trickle down economics doesn't exist. It's a buzz word invented by leftists
@MightiestArm
@MightiestArm 6 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting that kid
@lucaskirkham8662
@lucaskirkham8662 6 жыл бұрын
As a liberal, it has been pretty disgusting to see how many of us on the left treated this whole incident. To claim that any of us know he is guilty is allowing our natural bias against conservative ideals to influence our thoughts on actual justice. But I hope it was worth effectively ending the "blue wave" (Dem poll numbers have taken a cliff dive last couple of weeks) and making things harder for sexual assault victims going forward just so we could gamble on winning a political victory (which we still lost)
@ian12346
@ian12346 6 жыл бұрын
Lucas Kirkham I would be more upset that a non partisan is on the bench. His testimony should be evident of that. He thinks a Alex Jones like conspiracy was against him. Scary shit.
@26michaeluk
@26michaeluk 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you're liberal when you use the "us liberal" line. It's blatantly obvious that you're not. The polls are actually relatively the same as before. Remember only 20% of voters are GOP so if their intensity is up big deal. The GOP is hemorrhaging women voters after this, and they are the largest voting bloc.
@crystaldelancey7160
@crystaldelancey7160 6 жыл бұрын
Really.....ewww.
@26michaeluk
@26michaeluk 6 жыл бұрын
@David Ferguson it hasn't galvanized hardly at all. Democrats are still way more galvanized, especially women after this Shit.
@26michaeluk
@26michaeluk 6 жыл бұрын
And I didn't know anyone knew for a fact he was guilty. People were pissed because the GOP treated her like Shit, didn't have the balls to question her, and the sham fbi investigation.
@graphosxp
@graphosxp 6 жыл бұрын
Saget is 62 years old?!
@pedrojuanlobosrameriz2600
@pedrojuanlobosrameriz2600 6 жыл бұрын
thanks for another great show Jim
@alasdairmacintyre9383
@alasdairmacintyre9383 6 жыл бұрын
Great segment👍👍
@jancovanderwesthuizen8070
@jancovanderwesthuizen8070 6 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas everyone
@Thomas-ey2mu
@Thomas-ey2mu 5 жыл бұрын
Just started watching jim... Hes my new favorite sooo funny
@hellogoditsmesara3569
@hellogoditsmesara3569 4 жыл бұрын
The kid in the dog crate at the end! XD
@vallinorean-akl
@vallinorean-akl 6 жыл бұрын
Did you notice the fine tightroop walk of calling out abusers and victimhood culture in the same go. This was beautifully done. Jim's always been good at political analyses as an outsider.
@GB-TX
@GB-TX 6 жыл бұрын
Love ya Jim.
@akaking7499
@akaking7499 6 жыл бұрын
Hay! It's bojack horseman!
@DJ-zp8hw
@DJ-zp8hw 6 жыл бұрын
Damn that victim game was gold.
@miked2445
@miked2445 6 жыл бұрын
Admission, Jim Jefferies and Bob Saget together , kinda harden my funny bone.
@nickychimes4719
@nickychimes4719 6 жыл бұрын
Such focused wit and humour, truly genius, you are growing Mr Jefferies
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