I FOUND SOMETHING IN THE WOODS | 6 True Scary 4CHAN Stories

[@bombdotcom2168]

That first story gave me two thoughts- 1 OPs parents sound verbally abusive- They mentioned multiple times not just getting scolded, but screamed at- sheesh- 2 Dude needs to report that because clearly somethings up with that freezer

[@zzunfiltered9602]

The freezer in the woods needs to be reported, no matter how long it's been & anonymously if needed.

[@clintonleonard5187]

It's probably not real, of course, but yeah that was fucked.

[@carrioncrow7687]

If I found a freezer full of rotten meat in the middel of the woods, I'd be freaked out as well

[@bolverkvolsung6142]

Could be a hunter honestly

[@isabellaw333]

I’m ill and just opened KZbin to put on some Let’s Read to help me nod off, and see a brand new video!! The woods/ national park ones are my favourite too so I am going to sleep very happy ❤️

[@moonscapes4147]

Hope you feel better soon 😊

[@YoitsBo31]

Best time to do it bro

[@heavensent7050]

Feel better 😊

[@Oytruestoryofjim]

Drink some orange juice and watch The Price is Right-that’s how we defeated colds in the 90s!

[@dannyk924]

Same also, the glitch in the matrix and alien ones

[@Babyclownn]

An old man I worked with said that those loud underwater sounds were “Those god damn whale farts! If you get to close when one farts you’ll go crazy.”

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

Thank you, I needed that laugh 😂

[@kristenfarnham7157]

Farts🤣that's funny.

[@daviddelarosajr1758]

Thanks! Joel can’t wait to hear 😎😎

[@moseleymontana8069]

Heavy rain outside, warm blankets and a new video? Perfection

[@Goobicon4507]

I don't care how much someone loves their job - no way they stick around to keep doing it after they die.

[@DorothyV24]

😂

[@charliedallachie3539]

First story, always call that stuff in…never know if it’ll solve a cold case

[@michelebell1997]

I hope everyone had an amazing Christmas because you all deserve it!!! Much love from Colorado!!!

[@rhiiii6657]

You tooooo

[@Melonator.]

FU!

[@thetwitchywitchy]

story 1: these are the exact kind of people I imagine using 4chan. People who don’t call the police when they find a freezer filled with body parts in the middle of the woods, that also doesn’t know schools send physical letters out to parents when they get suspended and was dumb enough to think unplugging a phone would trick their parents. They’re lucky they didn’t end up in a “lost in the woods” story on youtube. Why wouldn’t you call the cops if you found a box with body parts in it in the woods?! How self centered can you be?

[@MasterBuilderDragon]

You can always tell by the way they write that they’re still the same egotistical, selfish 🍑 they were back then.

[@mrpickles-hb6zx]

99% of people that use 4chan just aren't worth the same as normal people.

[@briskettacos]

A sizable chunk of 4chan users are people on the extreme end of a personality spectrum, and they tend to be high in self-importance and low in sympathy. Sociopaths are about 15% of the user base on certain boards, I'd guess, but it's jarring to realize that some people truly would not help out a vulnerable human being or bring closure to a grieving family just because they were scared or found it inconvenient, or worse, because they wanted to feel powerful by keeping the secret and doing nothing.

[@yourdagan]

Yeah that's just how it is. The kind of person who uses 4chan learns through their real life experiences that it's usually better to just keep their head down and try to stay out of trouble that doesn't belong to them. Also evading responsibility for something whenever possible. You can be judgmental about that, but comparing this type of person to the more braver and noble-minded you can read about on this channel, the real conclusion is psychologically unhealthy people are usually so because their upbringing didn't reinforce healthy behaviors. Expecting anyone from those circumstances to go above and beyond their own safety and well-being is unrealistic.

[@hoodpope713]

0:59 No wonder poor guy was acting up in class.

[@lilmissrolltide7110]

For real

[@ClausDamon]

Lord Joel Kong of the buttersock cult you are doing it my friend, Showing the world how 1 person can be such a huge inspiration to his fan . I've been a 7 year fan. Lets go 1,000,000 buttersock members

[@slicedbread5692]

Somebody picked up the pile of sticks I set next to the trail... How terrifying. WTF?

[@LovelyT505]

Appreciate the new upload, 4chan stories never disappoint. I bow to the king of narrators, Hail Joel 🧈🧦

[@brucecawlfield4909]

idolater

[@AetherTerrain]

Let's Read, Paranormal Rising and TheLeaf are my favorites on KZbin. They have unique voices, stories and their interest and passion in the subjects shows in their content. Also their comment sections usually have the best conversations. Especially PRs

[@leticiabonilla546]

That 1st story i was like did he call the cops did tell his parents or anyone about the box? No? He was just too worried about getting yelled at?? Mmm i wonder if it was human or animal remains

[@yeeahitskayla]

I’m going to listen to this tomorrow but I need to comment now that 4chan stories are by favorite. Something about them is better than Reddit.

[@sabhr1435]

I listen to you every night! The woods / ranger ones are my favorite!

[@OrganicAlumination]

I remember as a kid I used to be in love with this Mexican boy and he used to tell me all about the little people who was in the trees and the headless horseman and the lady who steal kids or whatever I loved it lol... And he was really Mexican he was from Guadalajara 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Jeremy-ns7xr]

Just got off work made waffles dimmed the lights and it's time to enjoy new vid. Nice!

[@peachturnover7641]

I'm sorry, did story 1 not report anything after the fact? They didn't say whether it was gore human or not?

[@valeriegogel4214]

Yes!!!! Joel you've been doing great here lately. You always do great but you've been doing really great

[@Rainbowofthefallen]

Just Commenting for the algorithm 🖤

[@greencurtain1718]

If ever there's youtube lifetime achievement award, LR deserve one.

[@deluna7479]

...idk about you but when I heard " blue man " I thought about the Simpsons there's an episode that Homer is at a bar and yk he asks Moe if he knows/heard of the blue man I just thought it was funny to me 😭 ( it also kinda mentioned in Futurama in an episode they go to a place and I think to leave Fry's pet there in the woods and the towns ppl blame them for letting the pet go free)

[@annohalloran6020]

Happy new year Joel

[@Moldycuts]

Getting wine drunk while listening. Joel is my favorite thing to listen to

[@brucecawlfield4909]

graveyard baby means?

[@cindyhesson4002]

Glad I found you this year!! Happy new years my friend!!

[@DLC1325]

“Vulture culture” Brilliant

[@ThatEvilHag]

I literally just listened to a WRETCHED true crime documentary and I’m honestly here to be comforted by Joel.

[@jennajune2101]

Which true crime documentary?

[@ThatEvilHag]

@@jennajune2101 newest one from the Disturbing Truth.

[@abdulqudz89]

bless this fantastic channel for the content it uploads.

[@iAmDjDUCK]

Dexter's Lab at the end 🤣

[@mleighqs]

Thanks for the vid Lets Read!

[@PinkLemonade_Guy]

We know more about the surface of Luna and Mars than we do of what's inside Earth's oceans. We've explored less than 5 percent of it, and hundreds of new fish species get discovered every single year.

[@SM00THCR1M1NAL]

Omelette du Fromage! That's one of my favorite Dexter's Laboratory episodes. When he falls asleep listening to how to learn French and it keeps repeating the same thing over and over so the only french he learned was Omelette du Fromage.

[@kevinneria6765]

Bouta smoke this blunt while tune in 💯

[@Dmitrikrotchlikmyov]

Merry Christmas Joel! Hope you're having a good week 👍

[@debbiemcclure2874]

Awesome stories Joel!!! Tyfs God bless you

[@Brandibb]

Idk if I'm just old or what, but the story one kid is one of those absolutely annoying teens that thinks that they have all of the answers and "grown ups are dumb". And then they never reported a possible murder dump. Cool.

[@Brandibb]

And story 2... did they call paramedics? Like....

[@ScullyPop]

I think your thumbnails are the most creative on KZbin.

[@ClausDamon]

Hey Joel loved the 4 chan stories. I missed the live podcast tonight. Was Missouri the 6th story? Of so it's my home state. Can't wait til you get 1,000,000 subscribers.

[@mayzoro3545]

Just perfect timing because I’m just about to sleep, thank you so much for the amazing content! ❤

[@crazymulatto8981]

Let's Read always provides "exclusive" content 😎

[@sensiblename295]

Whnever a parent goes on about putting food on this table, it should be pointed out some plates would be a nice idea too.

[@g1rldraco7]

Finally he said omelette in French!!!

[@susanbutler2542]

Thank you for the really great stories and thank you for all the hard work you do to put these together God bless you happy new year❤

[@brucecawlfield4909]

it is not a new year yet

[@abbym272]

@@brucecawlfield4909 Dude...come on! What's your deal?...Just needing attention? 😒

[@brucecawlfield4909]

@@abbym272 You want to know my deal

[@PuppyLuver256]

Story 5 starts at 22:06 rather than the timestamp listed, also there's a loud audio pop right at the start of it.

[@mohadesu6491]

Ya I didn't like that part

[@axg5929]

@@mohadesu6491that’s been happening in recent videos, not sure why.

[@susanbailey7]

Wow, love listening every nite.... TY XOXO ❤

[@pickford3152]

Another amazing entry my friend 👍 your my Fav KZbinr and Podcast on Spotify..your work is perfect, so well done brother. Thank u for taking so much pride in what u do and making life a little more bearable

[@ellesandralady8596]

Love the video ready ❤❤❤

[@jayladobbs861]

the 4chan stories are my fav😋😋

[@DanteHellDrive]

This was one of the best 4chan stories.

[@suzidunn7743]

Luv going to sleep listening to let's read...

[@triforcewielder8500]

Love the channel brother

[@TheProfit_Pursuit]

love the intro Joel

[@teresamohr7605]

I’m not well either but this is one way to keep my mind off of it. I’m just going to lay down and listen until the meds kick in!

[@rosiesrandomtreasures1014]

Love ya faces snd as always don't forget to ARRRRRRRGH 🏴‍☠️ 😎 🦯 💙 ☠️ 💀 👻 🏴‍☠️!

[@melindaschluter1669]

Happy new Year's!!!

[@janelmpls612]

Best channel on KZbin once again 💯💯💯

[@brucecawlfield4909]

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[@rinpaisys]

The bloop is actually considered fully solved, the iceberg thing was proven a few years ago, as I recall.

[@RisenOswald]

I was under the same impression.

[@MsMC-vr1jd]

He he, cheese. 🧀

[@Dmitrikrotchlikmyov]

22:05 scared the absolute 💩 out me 😂😂 I don't know if it's just my phone but there's like half a second of loud static between stories and I mean loud... 😂🙉

[@deluna7479]

I've been listening to scary stories on your channel and bro you saved me so much because I've been getting a lot of work done on this jacket I'm making (I crochet and if yk yk) so thank you your doing a good job

[@kittyroars8758]

Cheers, Joel. Top stories as always 😉

[@FloridaMan0561]

That intro is really awesome!

[@DanteHellDrive]

Story 2 is just sad, a case of dementia I think

[@crazyinsanepenguin]

Hell yeah, notification squad

[@ooTina00]

Happy Wednesday ❤

[@thegoat315davisok8]

Woods an national parks are my favorites as well there definitely the best ones

[@theSemiChrist]

The owl nest with the bones in it was most definitely an owl.

[@MT-rf4kt]

Is that a demonic frog? 🤣

[@ericbumbles4145]

For the owls nest...owls regurgitate the bones of their prey and other undigested bits, tails feathers etc.

[@MisUnderstood313]

Thank you for reading the stories 🙂

[@emoburritoooo24]

Oooh I’ve never been this early!!

[@rb5078]

The “as if though” guy strikes again. 😂

[@angelofdarkness6028]

Thanks legend ❤

[@seanduffy4516]

I'm from a small city south of Detroit and I guarantee that guy worked at McClouth Steel, we always snuck around there as kids

[@meez4542]

joel u are my genuine idol

[@kristenfarnham7157]

Cool awsome stuff.

[@TheMitch112190]

This works perfectly as I'm infront of a computer at work now and enjoy listening to Joel while I get work knocked out!

[@deshiaford2753]

Never in my life have I ever enjoyed listening to someone speak for almost an hour, let alone 2 minutes until I found your channel 🤣 Making stressful days quiet days. Thanks for being alive

[@Dmitrikrotchlikmyov]

Whatever that bird was in the third story it sounds metal af. 🤘🎸

[@ecsaj33]

i have to take another tolerance break im all caught up 🙃 I can barely remember to breathe yet i remember these stories

[@RockerRed]

46:51 Hiya from 2024! Love you KZbinJoel! ❤ 👍🤘Thank you! Thank you! 💚🦋💚

[@KimmyWillcox]

My favourite time of night🥰

[@heavensent7050]

Mine too 😊

[@macturner2196]

I found a site in the woods, that my friends and I showed my mom, and she called the police. It was a blanket with vaseline jars, young girls panties with dry blood. My mom was scared. But the cops wouldn't put out a warning, or investigate. It make the parents in town freak.... 4 years later, a kid from my school/bus was murdered, after playing with us. He got on his bike, and his body was later found by hunters in the woods. I know who did it. We just can't prove it. He tried to do something to me, when I was the boy's age (11) but my dad called in the GBI. They told the guy there was nothing there. He had no jurisdiction to investigate me either... Yeah, the child murderer is a cop. The boy's name was Levi Frady. It's bothered me for 25 yrs. No justice in this world.

[@craigm2484]

There always a possibility that someone seeks justice for the victim a Lone Wolf someone whom wont say a word about it just handle it .

[@awesomesauceman3728]

Are the members only videos worth it?

[@dannyk924]

We need some more matrix/alien encounter stories!!!

[@brucecawlfield4909]

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[@shellos8]

I like the 3+ hour video where All of the ads are done within a few minutes. I had to get up last night to skip to the next video because the stupid, annoying ad seemed to go on forever. So...no less than 2 hour videos for me.

[@baryafe]

You are the best narrator ❤

[@stormdancer8939]

The hydrophone story reminds me of this game I played called "Iron Lung" its a cool short horror game that takes place in a submarine exploring an ocean of blood, and lemme tell you it is wild.

[@dannysimmons3167]

With deer it’s called rut, not heat.

[@RachelG216]

💙💙💙💙

[@freewithnature]

Do you often tell people to join halfway through these videos when we are sleeping? 🤔

[@stevenwoodall8833]

Let's Read bro listening to the ocean sounds I was wondering when you were gonna mention The Bloop. I've heard it was supposed to be 1 lonely whale calling for a mate only to never find 1.

[@ericczimskey2533]

Why are people in these stories so scared of everything

[@J14ernandez]

I’ll never forget, thanks to Dexter’s laboratory

[@quadecoble7000]

When are you going to update your paranormal playlist boss

[@nicolasbaker9601]

If we cant get paranormal/ghost stories, 4CHAN will suffice!

[@jacobbowling263]

Joel is the greatest narrator alive today and the GOAT.

[@stephaniemayg]

What's funny is I'm form west plains also known as Howell county and I know Pomona well I've never heard the story of the blue man but now I'll look it up pretty cool