5 True Scary FIRST DATE Horror Stories | VOL 2

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Check Out FIRST DATE Stories VOL 1! -- kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpyQpqyGj7Wjd6c 🕓 TIME STAMPS: Story 1►0:00 Story 2►6:15 Story 3►15:22 Story 4►31:15 Story 5►45:02

[@SilentBirdee]

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[@SilentBirdee]

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[@josie-gy7pl]

Pp

[@fayegrasty9788]

😅

[@alliexmt8660]

“YOU’RE NOT LEAVINGGGG” i cant breathe 😭😂😂😂

[@brittanypena2163]

Literally came to comment this. 😆😆😆 killed me. I thought he was singing for a hot second.

[@MsMookalate]

I looked for this comment because “I can’t I can not” 😭😭😭😭

[@LorenaHernandez-zm5md]

Had to save it on my watch later list lmao I had the ugly laugh

[@meghan9436]

This part woke me up when I was sleeping!!

[@jonathanvegas1205]

​@@MsMookalate

[@Curly_Queen_Bee]

This isn’t my story, it’s one of my closest friend’s. She was going on a date with a guy and she didn’t seem very interested but was curious about him. Great career and seemed to be the careful type. They went out to a hole in the wall place and before she got to her car he came running at her and pulled her a few feet from her car. She hit him in the gut and brought him to the ground. He told her (while in pain). A woman got into the back seats of her car. She’s really bad at locking at her car btw. They called the police and the woman had a knife on her and was arrested. That was 3 years ago and they are getting married in 7 months. I love their story.

[@blegh786]

I just imagine him like "I'm tryna *wheeze* help u pls"

[@cherrymetha3185]

Urban myth . I’ve heard that story so many times about someone being in the back of the car with a knife !

[@marenbrooks9980]

Oh my god I love that good for him

[@stephaniefarlow1128]

😂😂😂😂 that’s awesome 👏

[@FuckFascistYouTube]

This is literally an urban myth and campfire story lmao. Be more creative bro

[@sara_c907]

Anyone else totally lose it when he screamed, "You're not leaving!" 😂👏

[@1stgenerationtroll658]

Yes bruh

[@BlueEyedMomof378]

👋 This girl 🤣🤣

[@Pooty2003]

I cackled so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sweetsaleeem8496]

my cat jumped

[@moirahill6397]

I was nodding off and I jumped 😮

[@marcoamazo]

Joel's "YOURE NOT LEAVING" is living in my head rent free now.

[@tp1201]

Lol

[@viktorsarajs195]

I thought it was Pewdiepie for a moment

[@hera_avria9265]

Glad my earphone’s volume is not maxed 🤣🤣🤣

[@Esmeralda505]

I shouldn't be laughing, but the "You're not leaving!" Made me laugh more than I realize. I love listening to these stories. Thank you for posting and sharing!

[@jennyjo798]

I laughed too!

[@marajones1828]

Yo that part killed me! 😂

[@Pooty2003]

😂😂😂😂😂 the way i cackled when he said that 😂😂😂😂

[@arlenemichelle3109]

@@jennyjo798 mhmm kk. My

[@2Bad4YOUuu]

YOo, props to that date who pre-arranged an escape plan 👏 🙌 AND for tipping off the cops afterwards ... just in case-- you just never know 😳

[@97scarletwitch]

If someone brings out A Serbian Film, just call an uber. That's not a red flag, that's a nuclear alarm going off. "Gross" is a giant understatement.

[@ZiZla999]

If someone asked me to watch A Serbian Film, I would just start talking about how Kosovo is awesome and start playing Dua Lipa

[@solomonkane6442]

I've watched a Serbian Film myself and I couldn't watch it all the way through it's a really sick disgusting Film 😪

[@Amy-tg7tu]

@@solomonkane6442 can you explain what it’s about briefly? I don’t want to look it up and traumatise myself 😭

[@Amy-tg7tu]

@hfgfdfg tfyfffg yeah sounds like a complete waste of time but thank you so much for explaining :)

[@janellcrews6108]

@hfgfdfg tfyfffg thanks I didn't know what it was either.

[@32c4pingLimb0]

I have 100% been mentally applauding the person from the second story and I honestly admire that she took the responsibility to take action as soon as things began to go south. I hope that overtime more people will follow the advice of people like her so others are less subjected to toxic individuals.

[@a.j.4317]

As a single guy who has never had good luck with dating, I'd love to hear more of these stories. They definitely make me feel like I'm not alone! I'd welcome more online dating horror stories, too. Great work, as always, Joel.

[@dgage1776]

My advice, just wait until you meet someone you like. Trying to date just to find someone is awkward and counterproductive.

[@17luckynumbers]

@@dgage1776 my belief is...when you least expect it, you'll find it! (Your true love that is).

[@dgage1776]

@@17luckynumbers i second that notion

[@j.allischambers]

Me too.

[@HeyIwasaValedictorian]

@@17luckynumbers i wholeheartedly disagree. : ( Unless my true love is a stray cat 🤡

[@DemonandAngellife]

"YOURE.NOT.LEEEEAVING!!" Had me in tears lmfao 😂

[@Paddy-if3nd]

That "You're not leaving!" made me jump.

[@eloina17]

Fr😂 I wasn’t expecting that

[@mAz5798]

I just laughed out loud😂 sounded kinda funny to me

[@Paddy-if3nd]

@@mAz5798 I laughed too after lol. But my volume was up louder because I'm usually doing stuff while listening and it caught me off guard. 🤣

[@wynautwarrior2161]

Ikr? Scared the crap out of me. Joel is awesome with his narration

[@amberjay95]

@@mAz5798 made me laugh too 😅 I had to rewind and listen another time as it caught me off guard the first time 🤣

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

"YOU’RE NOT LEAVING!!" I fucking DIED after a few minutes. I completely understand everyone's reactions to that line.

[@Cavernvision]

Story #4 found me yelling at my phone, when she agreed to go to the strange guy’s house. Come ON!!!! PEOPLE, DO NOT EVER GO OUT ON A FIRST DATE WITH SOMEONE YOU’VE ONLY EVER MET ONLINE! ALWAYS MEET IN PUBLIC!! Maybe even meet in public places for the first many days, just in case. Better to be safe than sorry!

[@Alltagundso]

Totally. If you have no money, go for a walk together.

[@kathyhodges-ik2zk]

Yes always put your safety first

[@coolwhipwills8365]

CREEPY LARRY begs to differ. Come to my house ladies better yet Kathy come meet in the alley at 9pm at night. We'll go for a walk. Best Regards CREEPY LARRY. CREEP CREEP CREEP

[@LeahMoonbeam]

Sometimes, I wonder how I’ve gotten out of dire fist date situations because I was sooo naive 😅. I would go to strangers houses and just be all butterfly free and dancing like no one was watching. But they were watching and I feel very protected. Some humans are very intense creatures.

[@joycepedercini3841]

I was screaming inside too. I couldn’t believe that somebody actually went to somebody else’s house. A strange guy could you believe it?

[@mariagutierrezzapata6749]

Story 3. I am from Colombia and I got tell you, Cities as Bogota, Medellin and Cali are full of pimps, scammers and criminal gangs which see tourists as an easy prey and target. So I you don't have a really reliable person who can advise and guide you, don't go alone on a trip like that. Unfortunately this kind of situation happens often even to our own people. My sister long time ago got scopolamine as well and it was a nightmare. They stole her money, jewelry and so on.

[@magesalmanac6424]

That’s terrible, I’m sorry that happened to your sister. I traveled Colombia for two weeks and lived all of it, but like you said we had a good trustworthy guide which kept us out of trouble.

[@MajesticLawnGnome]

All the time I hear you lol when he said she brought out beer cans already opened I was like oh boy this guy is asking for it.

[@Silverstreak7878]

@@magesalmanac6424How do you find a guide who you know is trustworthy.

[@pollypockets508]

I'm so sorry

[@MichaelMedici61W2]

I’m sorry that happened to your sister. I want to go to Columbia so bad. I’ve been to Puerto Rico a few times and DR but never made it to Columbia. Mostly because I don’t know anyone there or who is from there and my Spanish sucks so I’m not going alone.

[@endlesspossibilities4852]

I listen to crime docs on a daily. Especially dating gone wrong... I've survived a DV relationship and these keep me on my toes to not fall for bs... I'm a 1st timer on your channel and have now subscribed. 💞

[@lesliemoorepreslar3207]

My story is almost the same as yours except for a couple different things. I listen to crime shows all the time, I survived a DV relationship also, he's now in prison for 2nd degree murder. However I don't go on dating sites as I had already met someone who is good to me and loves me very much. We met 3 months after the DV relationship and that was almost 8 yrs ago. I hope I never have to go online to find a date. Everyone needs to be very careful and always have a backup plan.

[@elizabethj8917]

I survived a DV relationship but still have nightmares. I will not date anymore period despite doing serious work on myself and self homework. I just will not date again. I have a kitty.

[@endlesspossibilities4852]

@@elizabethj8917 I still have nightmares. 😕 3 yrs safe. I'm done with dating too. I just see red flags everywhere... I am good alone.

[@thegodofpez]

Joel providing that Friday night goodness. 🤟

[@TatterTott500]

I love that you end your stories with birds chirping. Like the calm after a storm or the beginning of a new day. Very relaxing.

[@jerecito6892]

The “you are not leaving” part deserved a like Jesus

[@peterrussell6029]

Does anyone else get a thrill out that opening music, knowing that some great content is coming?

[@Dragonangel426]

"YOU"RE NOT LEAVING" Yup. That got me.🤣🤣🤣

[@ninja1man4u]

Ah truly nothing quite as unsettling as intimacy

[@AbsyntheAndTears]

Agreed. Life is much more pleasant without it!

[@1stgenerationtroll658]

Do you still like Caitlin Bennett

[@mimibae_xo]

First Date horror stories, that's an interesting one! Thank you for making my Friday night better! Happy Labor Day Weekend everyone! 💜💙

[@jamessutherland3815]

Happy labor day weekend too you as well and be safe this weekend and Monday

[@onthewitchinghour5597]

Hey mini 👋

[@inlandempress4587]

@John The Baptist how creepy are you?

[@mimibae_xo]

22 and how old are you John?

[@mimibae_xo]

hii witching ❤️

[@C1nderfire]

Story 4. Meet in a public place EVERY date. 👍🏻. Make sure you go home alone. No one follows. Better safe than sorry

[@tp1201]

Yup

[@heddasamgrebner1702]

And tell someone you know where you're going and text them when the date is done and when you're home, to ensure your safety

[@mothmansuperfan7513]

My boss when I'm trying to sneak out 10 minutes early: 42:00

[@MsMookalate]

I thank you for the time stamp because I’m using it to laugh 😂

[@tonika7543]

I replayed that part over and over, it’s so funny 😂.

[@iheartshaneandjeffree]

The “you’re not leaving!” Has me crying from laughing so hard lmao

[@karlabyrne6029]

That shout of ‘You’re not leaving’ about gave me a heart attack.

[@SmellMyKnee15]

What’s the timestamp on tbay

[@jinhunterslay1638]

Whenever I’m feeling insecure about being single and never having a relationship, I will listen to dating horror stories to remind myself how LUCKY I am to be single!

[@elizabethj8917]

Me too!

[@billharden7127]

🤣👍

[@hibari4079]

When I listen to these stories, I feel even more grateful for my boyfriend of 6 years. Soon we are going to be getting married since we are now both 20 and have saved up some money to get our marriage license and have a small celebration.

[@jusaminit]

Thnx Joel 🤙🤙🤙 So good I ALWAYS automatically hit that like button before your voice even starts!!! Keep up the great work

[@julian_likes]

And I thought I was the only one 🤣🤣

[@jusaminit]

@@julian_likes nope 🤙

[@Sarah-by6gp]

Same

[@ryeepiee3356]

I do the exact same thing Lolol

[@c.w.8200]

My horror story about a date with a guy who claimed he can cook: I arrived at his place and it was so insanely grimey and disgusting that I had to fight the impulse to turn around and leave immediately. It turns out by "cooking" he meant making a basic salad while intermittently reaching out to touch the dirt encrusted dustbin lid to throw away the scraps. I insisted on rewashing the cut vegetables but I came down with food poisoning anyway. This guy was a grad student but he didn't know the first thing about hygiene.

[@LuC-k777]

I feel for you, at that point I would have blew his hair back and told his nasty ass to clean his act up

[@donnafayeharris7170]

Lmao

[@krispyyyy210]

YOU ATE IT!? 😭😭

[@deborahyoung1873]

Gross! I would have just left.

[@ametrineambrosia4929]

I would have left. Omg ew 😰😣😣😣😷😷😷

[@cjkohlberg]

The first story has me rolling 😂😂😭 big a** naked guy chasing you down the street. That's too funny. As for the OP, I wouldn't say she likes two guys fighting over her. It sounds to me more like she likes the money and stability the sugar daddy gives her, but she likes the sex and intimacy you give her. Take that how you will.

[@Rey_Palpatine]

Either way, that was a pretty nasty thing to do to someone. She basically tricked the OP into a situation where he could've been beaten up or worse by the guy whose house it was

[@cjkohlberg]

@@Rey_Palpatine most definitely. I would have been livid if I were in his shoes

[@oisinlynch8427]

@@cjkohlberg agreed I would have said I was a friend of the girl and an off duty cop and was called personally to check for noises

[@wmpetroff2307]

@@Rey_Palpatine very very typical of Latina women.

[@katelynnsantiago3906]

@@wmpetroff2307 what you yapping about?

[@KoltonsRealEstate]

Just got off work this posted 1 min ago.. time to take a nap and enjoy this 3 day weekend🥳

[@heatherlynlee]

Aaaahhhh good vibes for eating my takeout. I mean, creepy vibes, but those are good vibes to me! Thanks Joel! ♥️

[@cosmicbrownie333]

Omg met a guy like the one in story 2 last year. He wanted to be exclusive after the first date and flipped out on me yelling and all when I was like “I don’t know you” and how that wasn’t a normal reaction to a stranger you only seen once. Blocked his number and he stated calling me from his job. Blocked that number to and it finally stopped. First and last time trying online dating.

[@erikaLS305]

😂😂😂😂😂 the "you're not leaving" is way funnier than I thought it was gonna be.

[@animeandwieardness6132]

Scary tales of love. Thank you, Joel.

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who was tickled by the "YO NAWT LEAVE-ING!"

[@julianamejia6284]

Thw way i love Joel and whats hes done for my mental health is unreal

[@CatsRule2024]

I always look forward to Let's Read & Darkness Prevails after a days work. Especially falling asleep to.

[@abdulqudz89]

bless this channel for the content it uploads.

[@madelynkitson7822]

This is the earliest I have ever been and it makes me so happy because you are my absolute favorite

[@Rodddknee]

Perfect time Joel!! I literally can't get enough of you videos lol. Keepcup the great work brother. Always delivering that 🔥

[@michaelmcguigan5278]

Story 3 - Author was shockingly naive from jump street thinking Columbia was actually a good place for an American or European tourist .

[@magesalmanac6424]

It’s not somewhere to go of you’re not an experienced traveler.

[@pattiepizzato5547]

It is. You just have to be smart. Just watch out for the locals.

[@hera_avria9265]

I have no sympathy for him

[@ju-did-ith]

Sweet dreams everyone and as always thank you Joel

[@kgal9657]

Is that butter on a sock?

[@ju-did-ith]

@@kgal9657 it sure is, we are the buttersock cult

[@brynnesantos9817]

Best way to end my week! Keep 'em coming, Joel!

[@Sugar_The_Cowgirl]

My first date was a nightmare we went to the movies and my dad sat two rows behind us and stared into the back of my dates head😭

[@flamiaminu5536]

Now THAT'S a horror story lmao

[@myraclayton1860]

Oh no

[@angela1serenity]

😂😂

[@nadiaschumacher1549]

😆😆😆

[@talex1625]

Love your dad! 😀

[@lynnetrathen4587]

Omg I have been listening to this for weeks now and wasn’t ready for it to end 😢 what an absolutely fantastic story this was, every time I got a bit of time to myself I played it. This was a well written story and the narration was bloody fantastic well done to both of you 😁🥰

[@shoshonnie7796]

Let’s read!: *uploads* Me: *lights blunt*

[@jusaminit]

Sounds right

[@DShore-jo3mf]

Saving it for the third shift life. Sure they will be 🔥. Please everyone have the best three day weekend ever if you get one, and if not still make it the best weekend ever! TTFN smooches 💋

[@Melancholy_x95]

Sadly I don't get the weekend or Monday off 😭 but thank you so much 😭😭 I'll try.

[@DShore-jo3mf]

@@Melancholy_x95 I hope and pray it will be lovely for you 😊

[@creepify]

All your stories are so good! I found Lets Read a few years ago and just spend the weekends listening while working on projects. My favorite are the ghost stories, but sometimes they honestly get way too creepy when I'm listening in the dark at night. I've listened almost daily for so long but still somehow never (luckily) have come to the end of your videos!

[@Webzterr]

I tried other story time channels but I don't find any as relaxing as yours...love it❤

[@Melancholy_x95]

Right before bed.. love it.

[@hollykay4947]

Favorite time of day!!! Love you Lets Read!

[@felicitybywater8012]

When a date won't stop texting you while you're trying to.sleep & make threats &/or veiled threats, it's time to call the police. If you wait until they calm, they won't calm down & you could easily be the date they assault/murder. Don't let it be you.

[@hed2410]

Yes. It's stalking, which is a crime.

[@jennl8921]

Joel you are truly the best. I have gotten so many people hooked on your channel and they all say the same. Keep them coming 🙂

[@shizuma357]

He's literally the best!

[@nevaehparker2232]

I absolutely love your channel

[@isaiahdavis1163]

Ive been rewinding the "YOU'RE. NOT. LEAVING" bit over and over. Absolutely fantastic 😂😂😂😂

[@lennon9430]

Great stories tonight. Always happy to get reinforcement to why I have decided to stay single

[@ryeepiee3356]

Loved this one!! Def need some more “first date” stories !!! Have a good day everyone!!!! 🙂🙂

[@c0dex306]

42:00 had me rolling. Ty for the much needed comic relief

[@LinkIsMine]

I met my fiancé on POF 😂 (been together for almost 9 years now and getting married next year) I think I was one of the lucky ones using that awful dating site and actually caught myself a really nice fish. haha 😂👍

[@Montorpedo]

Kudos

[@AbsyntheAndTears]

My sister met her guy on POF. They were together from 2012 - 2020, when he passed away from lung cancer that year. POF isn't all that bad.

[@heathermartinez2954]

Found my husband in it too 🥰🥰🥰. Been together over 10 years married 5.

[@terrilynallen4482]

I met my husband on POF too 😂❤

[@karanaman68]

Met my now wife on POF in 2008 married 2018. Sounds like I was lucky not to meet some physcopath based on other stories I've heard

[@trippie_vanessa7063]

It’s 3:11am couldn’t sleep but this, this always works gn yall

[@_FEISTY_]

I'm so excited 😳🍿!!!

[@yolandagarcia-qt1le]

Another great round of true stories! Thanks!

[@stacin821]

If you care about spoilers don't read Story #3 is such a bummer. I couldn't imagine what a person would feel like after being victimized like that in an unfamiliar country. I get what he said about feeling depressed & stupid. It's bad enough when you got that feeling after a bad night of drinking but to lose all your cash/could have lost your life & have no memory of it. Oh my goodness. People can be so terrible. I hope the guy recovered

[@trevnti]

It’s so common in Columbia, like insanely. It’s covered so much when looking into Columbia. Def feel bad for the guy, but also when something appears too good to be true… it usually is. I will say the one thing that sounds sus is losing 20k. Almost no bank, especially internationally will allow such a large sum of cash to be removed in a few hour period. Especially though ATMs. Usually have a per atm limit and a per day limit. The amount for daily use almost never (even for very wealthy clients) exceeds a few thousand a day. And when you look up country specific, to get 20k ish in Columbia that’s like over 100 atms Edit:typos

[@wmpetroff2307]

@@trevnti another duped white guy......poor brother.

[@debbiecogdill438]

Thank for giving me cleaning motivation!! As always you’re the best Joel❤️

[@1stgenerationtroll658]

I clean sometimes

[@pamwalls1399]

Your channel was recommended to me by KZbin according to the channels I subscribe watch and listen to and I have got to say KZbin got it right with this recommendation!! I look for a good voice to listen to and really good stories and I found both on your channel. You are awesome!!!

[@Maddie.D1924]

Thanks for making my day way better than what it was... you're amazing Joel ❤️

[@2sloho]

Thanks for the upload Let's Read. Love you bb 😍

[@Reptar4000]

First story funny asl. “Keep a Blik on me when I go check a bit, ain’t no tellin” 😂😂

[@jordachesturgis7930]

Yesss just on time for bed thanks Joel 🙏🏽😌😇🦾🦾❤️❤️

[@darkdarkwoodz6465]

As always thank you Joel, your story speaking is amazing. Sweet nightmares fiends. 🌙

[@BluMoonDust]

I seriously feel like I struck gold when I found ur channel! And than I saw u had a podcast on apple even better! I listen to u every night love all the different topics u have definitely looking forward to hearing more 💙💙

[@WickedT312]

I've unfortunately had 2 different stalkers and it's a horrific experience. I haven't had to call the police thankfully but I've had to lock down my social medias and be very careful of who I added. Smh seriously the worst thing to go through.

[@jacobbowling263]

Joel is awesome.

[@SkyUnknownstealth]

He is!

[@jacobbowling263]

@@SkyUnknownstealth Hello my brother how are you doing?

[@SkyUnknownstealth]

@@jacobbowling263 I’m doing pretty good I’m recording some yt videos so I can upload them tomorrow before school

[@jacobbowling263]

@@SkyUnknownstealth I hope that you KZbin videos do well. I’m fine trying to get sleep when can because having a newborn baby in the house it can wear you out.

[@SkyUnknownstealth]

@@jacobbowling263 haha I bet its hard to sleep

[@Luv_and_Rate]

That first story, though! Had me dying laughing. I was expecting spooky and all I was doing was trying to hold in my pee as I laughed all the way to the toilet. :-)

[@Kaniwani]

I was about to finally fall asleep until I heard, "You're not leaving!" It's 5 in the morning but I don't mind, it was worth it...I think.

[@TNR.Animations]

I already know what I’m listening to rn

[@ScullyPop]

Joel is the Master 📚👑

[@bmfsnc8466]

been living abroad for 3 years, gotta say that third story was scary. I wanna hear a collection of international travel stories

[@cantfindmykeys]

I got plenty for you. I'm in Colombia now but I've lived in 18 countries. Colombia isn't scary, I feel safer than I do in the States. Just don't do stupid things and you won't have any problems.

[@bmfsnc8466]

@@cantfindmykeys oh I've never considered Colombia dangerous. But I did enjoy the story

[@cantfindmykeys]

@@bmfsnc8466 I like these stories, too. These things don't happen to me for some reason. Maybe I should be grateful for having common sense. Although last year my driver was held for ransom in Cucuta by corrupt Venezuelan border patrol agents and I had to pay for his stupidity. Told him we go directly to the Colombian office and speak to them. He stops and starts a conversation with the Venezuelans and I'm shaking my head like No No No! but dumdum turns us both into targets. I took the ransom off the total price of his transportation fees for 20 hours of travel one way. Then after getting my passport and my driver back I said Let's go hide in the mountains, so for 4 days we stayed at some hippy farm and de-stressed. I rented 2 cabins and told him go make a fire and don't talk to any chupacabras! I'm not paying your ransom next time.

[@donnafayeharris7170]

Oh that was so funny 😂 You’re not leaving!! That made me jump !

[@LoganMichaelCairnes]

Your channel is Awesome Joel thanks for all the awesome Stories 😍

[@daviddelarosajr1758]

Can’t wait to hear thank you Joel

[@dorabarkley6335]

You’re not leaving - thank you God I got the door unlocked - now eat my dusssssst 😂😂😂😂

[@angelofdarkness6028]

Hi Joel 😊I hope you’re having a great day 🤩 as it’s 12:15am here in Melbourne Australia 😴 awesome content thanks for the always amazing stories of all sorts of crazy

[@anklemania]

POF=hookups lol Online dating worked for me for a few years, longest relationship was 3 years. Now I am happily single 😊 seriously! Do what I want, eat what I want, watch what I want. My time is MY time. If it is going to happen it will.

[@ДжейШмидт]

Years ago you used to be able to go on blind dates without becoming a scene from A Serbian Film. Now every damn day someone is getting raped or murdered or at a minimum accused of being creepy.

[@PreciousLuna1988]

I'm currently talking to someone on POF right now. I'm 34 and she's 69. We are making plans to meet up.

[@anklemania]

@@PreciousLuna1988 please make sure you give someone his photo, phone number and where you are going. Text them when you get home. It's the safety standards when meeting someone from online. I hope it goes well and be safe!

[@PreciousLuna1988]

@@anklemania I'm a guy. She's the girl.

[@Poloassassin828]

Those were great, love these kinds of stories!

[@trentonbates3114]

"YOUR NOT LEAVING" was that your voice let's read??? 😂😂😂

[@mleighqs]

Thanks for the vid Lets Read!.

[@orangewarm1]

Women, if you ever need to get out of a date, be direct and honest. Show no fear. Be bold and confident. Apartments on the first date is a definate no no. No matter how rich or handsome or charming.

[@michellebergsma7925]

Hi Joel!!! Have a fabulous weekend ❤️

[@3131Elicake]

As soon as he said he met a cute girl in Colombia, I knew he was gonna get cleaned out

[@abbymontour3597]

Oh good I have a two hour drive now I have something to do 😂

[@Wakunafgc]

"YOU'RE NOT LEAVING" thank you for reenacting that 😂

[@maryreid3387]

Love your material

[@Sarah-by6gp]

On nice a new one! I’ve been listening to all your videos and most were years ago. It’s cool to come across a brand new one

[@MrDeano-eu9rg]

32:45 this chick thinks because she's "6'3 and he's 5'7" she could over power him hahahahaha

[@Jay-qq7kp]

Lol, nobody wants to fight the naked guy 😂

[@ellesandralady8596]

Love the video ready 💙💙

[@78twood]

I worked with a girl that went on a first date with a guy who, when they went to his house he pulled out toy army men and sat in the floor playing army 😂 I wish I could have seen the look on her face when he pulled out the toys! Lol

[@PURDY_POISON]

😂🤣😂

[@cantfindmykeys]

Made me think of Kramer on SCTV. That's hilarious!

[@MRProfessordonut21]

We need more great “your not leaving” moment plz🤣🤣🤣