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@gavinmasterson32566 жыл бұрын
"But...I wasn't sure...what was out there...." LMAOF!!!! Definitely have been there myself!
@susanbloom47733 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mikekas14113 жыл бұрын
I have just turned 60 and I gotta say I've felt better !
@susanbloom47733 жыл бұрын
Truth!
@donnazasgoat2274 Жыл бұрын
I'm 63 and I definitely felt better in my 30's.
@fibiandcuphead50423 жыл бұрын
I have never heard of this guy before. Loving his humour.
@donnakelly62804 жыл бұрын
The other comic that makes me laugh this hard is Kathleen Madigan. You sir are so funny, I'm gasping for breath! !!! I love your bit, and I want pot to be legal too ;) ;)
@keynatyler47677 жыл бұрын
I wish usa would make Lewis black president
@ceramicmonster8 жыл бұрын
Where was this shot?
@mafia_dave328 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Morrison Canada I believe .
@jpgorys25288 жыл бұрын
+Benjamin Morrison Montreal to be specific at the Just For Laughs festival
@dancingqueendc8 жыл бұрын
Hi, Benjamin! I haven't heard this in years! Isn't Mr. Black so refreshing? Best punch line ever: #foodpun #bakesale !
@tyleranthonybeauvais49995 жыл бұрын
This man is ....TRULY ...AN AMERICAN HERO. LOVE YOU LEWIS!!!
@joerusso78515 жыл бұрын
I wish I came from a long line of pot smokers. Instead, I came from a long line of alcoholics, which is why life has been such a struggle. Fortunately, I have never done drugs, and have not had an alcoholic beverage since 1992. Yet, life is still a bitch to get through.
@caroljo4203 жыл бұрын
Alcohol is MUCH worse for people than weed. Weed CAN'T kill, but alcohol does every day.
@Gvtteddybear2 жыл бұрын
Well done joe.
@corbetcochran57005 жыл бұрын
Rooooooolllll another one, just like the other one. I'm gettin' used to it and I sure would like a hit. Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me...
@LJW558 жыл бұрын
I'm turning 61 this summer and boy has this guy summed it up... Love him soooo much!!!
@ternes35yolo7 жыл бұрын
LJW55 legalize it
@susanpremo80684 жыл бұрын
Now I'm 62 and your 64!
@billrobbins58744 жыл бұрын
63, belly laughing, that a great one!
@donaldjohnson2573 жыл бұрын
What the hell is par-ched?...lol
@Germatti134894 жыл бұрын
I'll be 61, Lewis is now 71. I thought by now it would be legal to grow your own. Not even close And this played 10 years ago!
@lempweiroiie73776 жыл бұрын
Two thumbs up for this show.. We love Lewis Black!
@wardka8 жыл бұрын
His generation helped to stop a war with music and flowers. I'd say that was an accomplishment. But I'm good with legalized pot too.
@largoldx6 жыл бұрын
KennyG Hansen y
@RCMartin271076 жыл бұрын
Stopped what war??
@davidharrison66156 жыл бұрын
Alienart you clueless twat .
@nickwride20235 жыл бұрын
@@RCMartin27107 >>>>> Seriously? Vietnam.
@MrMcGoo-rm3yu5 жыл бұрын
Your statement is not understandable. You might want to try again.
@artsiecrafty41646 жыл бұрын
Cannabis would help you to age better.
@warren52nz6 жыл бұрын
And now it's legal in Canada. Well done Canadians! I hope the rest of the world follows suit.
@marklewis47936 жыл бұрын
..South Africa just did!
@C0mm0nS3ns36 жыл бұрын
You took a long time to get it legalized Colorado was 1 of the first slackers
@ArkaeaFCL35 жыл бұрын
I was about to say that lol
@MelioraCogito5 жыл бұрын
@@C0mm0nS3ns3 _"You took a long time to get it legalized Colorado was 1 of the first slackers"_ Perhaps, but Colorado is only a state within a nation, like Saskatchewan is a province within Canada... From coast to coast to coast in Canada, pot is legal. You can take a road trip from St. John's, NFL to Victoria, BC and smoke pot anywhere along the way (please don't drive stoned ;) ), you cannot take a road trip from Portland, Maine to San Diego, California, or form Key West, Florida to Seattle, Wash., and do the same (at least not yet). So you're still pretty limited in where you can smoke pot in the USA (I do know a number of states have legalized it, but the nation collectively has not).
@F417H5 жыл бұрын
🐾🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🐾
@genosmith80204 жыл бұрын
I loved sitting here getting stoned watching this next to the kitchen too..huhuhuh.lol.as close to the munchies as possible..uh huh..
@nickmagrick77028 жыл бұрын
I stopped drinking when I started doing pot
@64CadDeville8 жыл бұрын
same here but I was smoking it. Haven't found stuff good enough yet to bang it.
@nickmagrick77028 жыл бұрын
I was kinda forced to quit as well, got some sorta stomach disease.
@nickmagrick77028 жыл бұрын
wtf does that have to do with this thread
@ArkaeaFCL35 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that I drank more when I had to stop smoking pot.
@F417H5 жыл бұрын
Same good for you
@sandndsky7 жыл бұрын
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, LEWIS BLACK! SPEAKS WORDS OF WISDOM, I LOVE HIS COMEDY!!!
@bkbland16264 жыл бұрын
Much wisdom in Lewis Black. He's a good man, though I'll deny I said that if he asks.
@JumpinJAKEFlash7 жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks and Lewis Black had the right ideas on pot. #LegalizeMarijuana!
@madbear35125 жыл бұрын
By that meth all liberal comdains do btw I hardly ever listen to right wing comdeins
@NiimM4207 жыл бұрын
Anyone else losing their feet while watching this?
@MsPrincesspaulina6 жыл бұрын
Hang on! Let me check. Nope, I still got feet. (click, spark, deep breath) OMG!! MY FEET!!! THEY'RE GONE! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FEET? Damn, looks like another night of yogurt for me.
@NT-fo3me5 жыл бұрын
I haven't had feet for 45 years.
@moflo3035 жыл бұрын
I once had a foot :(
@melburnett2 жыл бұрын
I'm 65 and stoned now while watching this. And I have to Agree with him. The stuff we get now is WAY BETTER than what we use to get. In the late 70's, I'd smoke an Ounce a week (cost about $25-30 an Oz). Now an Ounce last me almost a month. My Pain Management Dr. kept cutting me back during the "Opioid Crisis" and was charging as much each month per visit to get new prescriptions ( about $280.00 just for the Percocet, Oxycontin, Morphine , Lyrica) and Epidurals were extra. So I started smoking pot again (I still hurt, but I just didn't care.) After failing the drug test, he had a nurse tell me they can't have me as a patient anymore. SO LEGALIZE POT. PLEASE.
@Caperhere5 жыл бұрын
Lol, Lew needs a consultation with Bill Maher. He can advise Lew on the feet-still- attached blend of grass. Indica, not Sativa, Lew.
@adoozer7665 жыл бұрын
I'm 63, he's right!
@faithrada5 жыл бұрын
What is not to love about this guy?
@rickperry4355 жыл бұрын
Pot is legal in Washington. It's real REAL good. Welcome visitors and tourists.
@timhoovermusicman4 жыл бұрын
We got better weed in Oregon!
@rickpedia67242 жыл бұрын
Liberal fucking shithole. You Washington residents, just like Oregon, are fucking douche bag liberal sacks of fucking shit.
@ladislavsieber4 жыл бұрын
Lewis black should never die. He is the greatest comic this world ever had 💞💞💞💞
@randallnelson.82944 жыл бұрын
And to think,when people "discovered" America, pot was just a weed growing wild in nature. Sort of like crabgrass. A few of the native Americans knew about the "spiritual" properties of the weed and they just let it grow. The minute the government found out about it, it became dangerous and therefore illegal.
@chromicapop4595 Жыл бұрын
Jokes on them because historically the europeans introduced diseases into the tribal communities they had no immunity to! Yet weed is persecuted more then ethically advisable oh nooo weed bad well so is over reliance on pharmaceuticals
@birddoc477 жыл бұрын
Lewis Black............classic!
@unkatruk99325 жыл бұрын
Hahaha _".....I am par-ched!"_
@lexnuss7916 жыл бұрын
Shit Bro! I'm 65 and been walking around on disc damage since age 16 working for a moving company.Then being a musician and then a sound company and then cops and BS everywhere you turn, and having to fly to Asia twice for knee surgery, I still haven't taken the Pepsi challenge.
@hornetobiker5 жыл бұрын
wtf are you talking about? You high?
@DennisCambly5 жыл бұрын
Come to Canada Lewis where we legalized pot
@d.e.b.b57888 жыл бұрын
"That's the generation that legalized pot, and that explains why they didn't get anything else done". What a great quote. It'll be in the history books.
@Historian2125 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it's complete BS. If it weren't, you wouldn't be watching KZbin via an internet that a boomer invented, on a personal computer, cell phone, or other mobile device that boomers invented. Using software that boomers pioneered. You're welcome.
@carlaaustin72234 жыл бұрын
Marijuana is the door to being so loopy that you don't care if world stops. Oh no you quit smoking and quit drinking but don't take your pot. You might actually have a intelligent thought.
@Overfiend197614 жыл бұрын
Historian212 yeah, no. Cell phones and PCs were invented by members of the silent generation. A large portion of software comes from genx programmers. Internet was also invented by folks from the silent generation.
@BY-bj6ic2 жыл бұрын
@@Overfiend19761 silent generation is people between the wars basically.
@lz16487 жыл бұрын
Guess what?! The next day, THEY'D STILL BE RICH!!!
@brucebenefield52746 жыл бұрын
Mateo Baseball
@adrianloveslucius8 жыл бұрын
That yoghurt bit... sooooo true!
@Caperhere5 жыл бұрын
I love Lewis Black.
@alphabeta5915 жыл бұрын
When I was a young Marine, martial arts classes on base were so cheap, it was ludicrous not to take them. Since they conducted random drug tests, I rarely partook. The few times I did, I got really high. A few weeks before testing for my 1st black belt, I went to an off-base party where I smoked some. Another jar head I didn't know saw me and insulted me to my face. I smiled. After he left a couple friends from my unit asked why he was still able to walk. I merely smiled. For a long time the down-low joke around the unit was how marijuana saves lives.
@KarbineKyle8 жыл бұрын
Lewis Black should be our next president!
@jserra177 жыл бұрын
KarbineKyle No way! A comedian as president? You are being irresponsible and disrespectful of the office. I am supporting Al Franken.
@timperson20327 жыл бұрын
KarbineKyle that's what I was thinking!! He is very smart! Have you seen the world recently? To the above comment about having a comedian for president. The world right now is a comedy show in it's self at least he will make it funny
@brucebenefield52746 жыл бұрын
KarbineKyle
@timhoovermusicman4 жыл бұрын
@@jserra17 the question is ,what can you do for me,all Franken?
@howardwayne39744 жыл бұрын
He would be ridiculed right out if Washington by the commie democrats because he isn't " sensitive enough " and would stop idiot mayor and governors from letting anarchists burn down the lifes work of some poor guy and his wife .
@kennoe66346 жыл бұрын
I'm 52,and when I was 16 all my generation talked about was one day pot will be legalized.I live in Mississippi and there are towns here that don't realize prohibition ended centuries ago.So,yeah.. I'm pretty sure they'll still be talking about it centuries after I'm gone.smh...
@ArkaeaFCL35 жыл бұрын
Cant fix stupid
@zookr5 жыл бұрын
@ least Oklahoma is out of the stone age now
@marysunshine47305 жыл бұрын
It was a tear filled moment when I walked into the showroom for medicinal pot. And yes it is pricey but good quality stuff.
@jzt9994 жыл бұрын
Why are you still there?
@70galaxie6 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%, damn.
@tfm3626 жыл бұрын
The Best Maryland Boy!
@TheMan-jw5ro3 жыл бұрын
That's what we stoners call the "High Five" constantly doing 5mph under the speed limit.
@davidm1366 жыл бұрын
Take that bottle and stop thinking Stoned or drunk? Stoned is safe Drunk is dangerous Legalize it Please
@bubbleslafleur6 жыл бұрын
Thank you. It's a great message to share.
@lmiketa7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@utar88utar6 жыл бұрын
as someone smart already said : 1st of all... drugs shouldnt be illigal. what i do to my body is my own goddamn business.
@MrMcGoo-rm3yu5 жыл бұрын
Black is not that smart. Overtax the rich and they go somewhere else.
@MrMcGoo-rm3yu5 жыл бұрын
Let me clarify the 1st word of the sentence "Black is not smart". I'm referring to Lewis Black.
@matthewbradley33955 жыл бұрын
"what i do to my body is my own goddamn business." Not when you drive impaired and kill someone with your car. Then it is someone else's gd business too.
@jakabokbotch995 жыл бұрын
Mr. McGoo Lol A little late on that clarification. Lucky for you, nobody noticed your typo for three weeks. Otherwise, you might have lost your job, your family, your home, and anything else the “social media” wanted to take from you!! It’s funny...and really sad...that you have to clarify, and apologize for, a capitalization error. This pc shit is out of control.
@MrMcGoo-rm3yu5 жыл бұрын
Jakabok Botch; Thanks, Pal. I appreciate it. We're not safe anymore in what we say.
@patrickpalmer33742 жыл бұрын
Legalize marijuana and start the draft back up.
@rjb75694 жыл бұрын
In NJ there were not enough politicians (they were just a few votes short) to legalize it last year. Afraid to have their name associated with it and jeopardize their reelection. Typical politicians, thinking of only how to hold on to their power so they can sit on their asses and collect a decent salary. Now in 2020, it will be on the ballot in Nov. and the people will decide.
@thomasbaskys86105 жыл бұрын
A lot of people are Numbskulls to begin with, so whether a person is moody (unpredictable) drunk or "far out man" stoned, those are types of conditions I don't care to engage in. But hey, if it floats your boat...
@toolofbordem7 жыл бұрын
(I'm not going anywhere this is GREAT)
@yellowdart66668 жыл бұрын
tax the rich. comedians smarter than politicians. ironic.
@yellowdart66668 жыл бұрын
LawrenceHill2010 you're right of course. I spent the better part of a a year trying to make stupid people slightly less so. I simply can't compete with CNN who earns millions to lie professionally. those fucks are international spokesmen for whoever actually run the world. the talking points are verbatim across international borders and languages. now I worry about the price of eggs, fuck the rest of it.
@GaryArmstrongmacgh8 жыл бұрын
Yet true!
@tombias94898 жыл бұрын
I believe the government should tax insurance use. I also believe that when our ambulances and county ems officials have to use narcon on an overdose victim, the victim would have to be jailed at a recovery cell for six months,at least and Welcome to the welfare system.
@GaryArmstrongmacgh8 жыл бұрын
They usually are!
@Sig721Tau6 жыл бұрын
yellowdart6666 Faux News, I mean Fox News. Lol
@Tupelo9278 жыл бұрын
Hooray- a LB clip I've never seen! Thank you thank you!!
@tapochau6 жыл бұрын
the Northern Mariana Islands took his advice
@seedhound4 жыл бұрын
Love his humor.
@LisaLisa-rl3pm6 жыл бұрын
They smoke pot to lose their feet Lmao
@tombias94898 жыл бұрын
Well done Lewis! Lol! Thanks for the KZbin clip.
@tedgrant25 жыл бұрын
It's great to know that at least one person is pretending to be insane. Rather than pretending to be sane.
@loucervone13124 жыл бұрын
Pretending?
@loucervone13124 жыл бұрын
Pretending
@LogicAndReason20255 жыл бұрын
Denmark does it better. Pot is illegal, but the police leave everyone alone. Probably won't work with American cops. We Americans just can't let people alone, especially cops. That's the problem with an overachieving nation.
@chromicapop4595 Жыл бұрын
It shows too we couldn't even lower the carbon emissions released by over reliance on fossil fuels or reform energy sector😂
@trueherbsman6 жыл бұрын
reducing herb use to the Cheech&Chong mentality for laughs is misrepresenting a very important tool for people..,no great favor to herb or ppl there Louis..,good thing it doesn't need your approval
@kennoe66346 жыл бұрын
To the guy who doesn't want a comedian for a prez.Too late.
@kennoe66346 жыл бұрын
Too the guy who said it's toxic to ur lungs,you can use pot other-safer ways,chill.
@Sitarya5 жыл бұрын
Alcohol is poison, that's a huge difference. People will do anything for social reasons, absolutely anything, and that is what is scary.
@lempweiroiie73776 жыл бұрын
I just turned 64 and I'm totally agreed with Luke to legalize pot...
@backspace43535 жыл бұрын
Illinois !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 01-01-20 We be legal!!!!!
@altpotus69134 жыл бұрын
Legalize pot, let those people out of jail, save money, what's not to like?
@THE-HammerMan5 жыл бұрын
Outlaw PRETZELS! Especially the ones with spicy mustard!
@brianellinger66225 жыл бұрын
It's decriminalized in Maryland and legal in DC....
@lininomartino4 жыл бұрын
I live in a non-legal state, so business as usual. I love this video!!
@jacksagrafsky49365 жыл бұрын
I smoked Pot because I hated to Drink.
@rogerdiogo68936 жыл бұрын
"Performance" enhanced drug, ah ah ah ah...
@billkingston44023 жыл бұрын
I do not like the new variant of weed, grew up on sensi, Moroccan hash, Afghan black and and Durban poison, I see loads of youths totally fucked up like they are on heroin, I have stopped taking it until I find a normal nature oldskool version
@jojoc92404 жыл бұрын
It is completely stupid that pop is not legal. It shouldn't even be a question alcohol is legal and pot isn't it some kind of threat some kind of gateway drugs that they have been lying about since the 50s it's absurd of course if you make it legal then they get the tax money at all cost 10000 times as more is that used to like it does now and they'll regulate it and you'll spend more tax money the joke's on us even if you have a quote on quote legalize pot it will cost us a fortune what do you want to smoke it or not I got a better idea just forget about it it's a freaking weed it's nature do you tax us for the clover growing in our grass do taxes for the Dandy lions it's stupid marijuana should be completely off every list not illegal not legal not nothing it's all weed no tax nothing ignore its existence that's what anybody smoking it does
@maxxmabemwe48592 жыл бұрын
I AGREE WITH KAT WILLIAMS, ON SMOKING POT BUT NOTHING ELSE, WHEN HE SAID THAT HE DID NOT WANT ANY OF THIS NEW FANGLED POT. HE SAID THAT HE WANTED THE GOOD OLD 1960'S KIND. THIS NEW SHIT WILL HAVE YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME. I SUFFER FROM DEMENTIA SO I SHOULD NOT BE F-ING AROUND WITH POT, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THERE IS SOME SHIT THAT I DON'T NECESSARILY WANT TO REMEMBER.
@martymcmannis91214 жыл бұрын
Hey Louis, Did those babies quit crying yet? I think I hear them again. Grab your drink!
@chromicapop4595 Жыл бұрын
the fact some world countries hate weed religiously invokes the 'toilet water spraying you in the face" reaction he gave in another standup vid I watched today fr
@micheleerwin28488 ай бұрын
I'm almost 67 and have smoked pot for over 50 years and have never used heroin. I was never tempted in the least.
@bullettube98634 жыл бұрын
I'm 69 and I have not screwed up things for the following generation! You can vote at age 18, you won't have to worry about being drafted at 18 as soon as you leave high school like me, and you won't be forced to fight a war in some far away country with a name I couldn't pronounce correctly. We did get campaign finance and transparency laws passed, but Republicans have watered it down so you are screwed there, but now it's up to the new generation to put it back! We marched in protest, ran for political office and made our voices heard, now follow our example and get busy! And,,I helped raise two great kids!
@bullettube98634 жыл бұрын
@G Walker No we did not ruin the economy! I did nothing for my country? How in the heck would you know? Besides if you are an American, it's your country as well, so get out there and do your best for it like I did.
@bullettube98634 жыл бұрын
@G Walker Just as I thought, You are a stupid idiot from another country who has never lived here, know absolutely nothing about the American people, yet you blame us for everything that has gone wrong with your own pitiful lives! All you're good for is trolling people!
@stormwatcher598 жыл бұрын
GREAT!!!
@bazpearce99933 ай бұрын
52 here. Smoked pot since i was 17 and never touched heroin.
@buybull69146 жыл бұрын
no dui....no.no.no.no.no.no...................absolutely, not.........you could kill someone......isn't worth it................
@marysunshine47305 жыл бұрын
Love this guy
@biffbifford4025 жыл бұрын
Wow. 5:12 - 5:27. Nailed it.
@cyantulip7 жыл бұрын
Man, I LOVE yoghurt! And I’m not even high! 😄
@ivyc79104 жыл бұрын
The one & only funny Bastard Lewis Black.
@harrykuheim61075 жыл бұрын
Your great Savior Barack Hussein Obama didn't do shit for Weed Smokers....and his Legacy is Shit.....Trump 2020
@stoneman282 жыл бұрын
Wow! You are in a cult.
@benniebritt57054 жыл бұрын
Pot is way too good to stop
@garricksaro13805 жыл бұрын
One of the most unique comics ever.
@dark12ain4 жыл бұрын
I'm just now finding out about this guy
@SpellboundWolf2 жыл бұрын
He's like an exaggerated version of my dad. :P
@billbuckley70115 жыл бұрын
legal here but MA is doing its damdest to fuck it up
@m.f.richardson16025 жыл бұрын
Love this Guy.
@thedavecorp4 жыл бұрын
.....WTF kind of yogurt did HE have?
@quinnhendley40315 жыл бұрын
'i got no feet.'
@richardpetrey20103 жыл бұрын
This man is the BEST comedian!!!!!!!! He could talk about watching grass grow and make it funny!!!!!!!
@racheladkins60603 жыл бұрын
I want to 30 again…..FOREVER!
@benjaminetim33508 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they finally legalized it
@olivers84757 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Etim kinda
@stevebrown83682 жыл бұрын
We're the same age, I still love my weed
@Music-lx1tf4 жыл бұрын
Understand something you. Not just plain dumb luck as a matter of good genes and actually a little brains having done 16 + months in Vietnam driven a million miles driving truck doing a whole lot of s*** it's a wonder I'm still alive but I am and it wasn't entirely luck