Lewis Black's Rantcast

[@andyb1653]

To the rubber chicken's credit, "BAWK-B'GAWK-AWK-AWK-AAAAAA" is more meaningful and believable than anything George Anthony Santos Devolder has ever said.

[@mightyone3737]

Do you mean Kitara?

[@andyb1653]

@@mightyone3737 Wait, is Kitara the rubber chicken's name, or Georgethony's drag character from back in the day? He's a very confusing fellow

[@julieingalls8563]

Love these Rants and love YOU! Miss the rubber chicken....he needs to come home to roost! ❤

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Missing the rubber chicken almost sounds dirty in a different context. XD

[@andyb1653]

No, I miss him too but he has important work to do. Godspeed, rubber chicken. Godspeed **salutes**

[@keithsmith855]

LEWIS BLACK YOUR A LEGEND MY MAN 😂✌🏼👊🏼👌🏼👍🏼🙃😎🙏🏼 THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMEDY & OPINIONS YOU D MAN 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

[@jackrimbaud3826]

Lewis, we need The Rubber Chicken to return, only he can bring order back into the universe

[@Thespian821]

Rubber Chicken 2024 🇺🇸🗳

[@skypics]

Do you really want to see that magic act again? It was mentally and emotionally exhausting the first time around. One crazy self-delusional dictator bent on world domination down, two more to go.

[@ShannonJacobs0]

Meta-comment the evil google will censor with prior prejudice: Have you noticed that KZbin ads violate the premise of google ads? Offensive and intrusive ads must be intended to "persuade" suckers to send money. NO.

[@Jacksonmckay107]

Honestly, your “rambling” has become a cherished part of my week, so, at least on my account, do please ramble on!

[@Dr_Philknows]

you are the best Lew

[@Styphon]

Can we get Rubber Chicken to run for Congress? We need to replace Gym Jordan.

[@notme2day]

Just Gym Jordan? lolol

[@chericharleville9541]

We should allow 1st graders to run for Jordans office. Cookies for everyone!

[@chericharleville9541]

@@notme2day Let's start with him. 😁

[@EpicJasonX9000]

The fact that we keep living in an endless nightmare, the next President Of The United States should be given to Freddy Krueger.

[@notme2day]

If America stopped electing Republicans the country would be on a better trajectory and the nightmares would end.

[@pac3br]

Way to go, who do you think is going to win it? Saw you in San Fran in October for my birthday and you made it wonderful!🎉❤

[@notme2day]

LMAO ... I wasn't paying attention... thought Lew was saying the *Rubber Chicken* was under investigation. 😅🤣😂

[@sandimontoya8536]

Please bring the chicken back😢. I do enjoy your rants and spending time with you 😅

[@ericko9158]

Hey Lewis, I noticed your albums aren't on Spotify anymore. I know a lot of comedians were having issues with being paid properly. Any hope of you coming back or is there an alternative streaming platform you're on? Miss the albums.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Yeah, in the 70's, used to listen to the radio, watch TV and do my homework at the same time👩‍🏫 became a Librarian

[@mybachhertzbaud3074]

Must be free-range rubber chicken???😜

[@TheShannon2288]

Montgomery Alabama Not Tennessee. We went with our UU Church just last February. The bus is there.

[@dianabass4827]

Thanks Nash that was a great rant

[@maddiefeliciano6283]

Yay A New Rant Cast 😊

[@ShannonJacobs0]

Whatever the new triggers for KZbin ads are, the EVIL google is clearly "rounding" in their own favor. Lying ads and BS propaganda disguised as ads does NOT become true with more reps. And censoring comments about that truth doesn't help.

[@wchayes8646]

I hear the rubber chicken is cooped up with Stormy Daniels. 😂😂😂

[@RainFall-2022]

I am British scholar and would like to know if there was a comma following the word "you". Turn signals, huh? It is actually an "indicator". Here's my definition: It is an en electro-mechanical devise designed to allow a drivers an opportunity to warn fellow drivers of their intentions. Although, when I said that to my staff at meetings I would say "fucking intentions!" If listening to your shows did nothing else for me, it has helped me to develop a hell of a laughter six-pack!

[@janetread7196]

when are you coming to Pennsylvania??

[@LucretiaVanPelt]

LOL Rubber Chicken!

[@pac3br]

Lewis, Kathleen says your number one in the bracket!! 🤓💲

[@barbarawalsh2875]

God I needed that. I can’t think of anything else to say any thing else to fucking say. You’ve just lifted seven days of intense pressure off my chest which is saying something if you could see the size of my chest. But thank you I needed that.

[@jonathanperry8331]

How about instead of betting on these games people could donate some money to these players who are getting screwed over.

[@michaelcaraway2305]

I take joy in watching teams I don't like (Duke is one) losing to teams I do like (Tennessee).

[@johnhitrik5311]

Right on!

[@Smythers00]

This is all well and good Lewis... but I'm wondering where the Rubber Chicken lands on this March Madness issue. Any chance we can get them to weigh in?

[@johnrusselljr89]

Amen Lewis!

[@janetread7196]

my March has ben chaos.....not physicotic ,.....just chaos! ! !

[@michaelgosselin7499]

I'm glad you still find sports exciting. I watch a lot of it and enjoy the sports but the announcing drives me batshit crazy.

[@lilspnce49]

Rubber Chicken Redux!! 🐔

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Lew, I don’t think Ghostbeds will help those who live on Elm Street. If they think they can, they must be dreaming.

[@christaporche]

Amen!

[@leannthomas2103]

[@noahvr5675]

Bring the rubber chicken back 🐔 ohohohhuuuu.

[@sallevadorradman1938]

I want the rubber chicken back

[@brianvalley5223]

Give 'em hell, man.

[@MagnumInnominandum]

Whatever are you going on about sir? The first step to confronting any addiction is the admission you have a problem, the second step is to delete your bookies phone number 😂🎉

[@notme2day]

Lew's real addiction is Washington teams. That's the biggest issue. LMAO Go Cowboys!

[@Uneasy80]

its all a dam game, both sides are playing the American public!

[@ronin_returns]

@Lewis Black, to be honest, (and I don't want you to take this the wrong way), I knew it was only a matter of time before you choked your rubber chicken to death, you can only choke your chicken just one so many times. Being on the road, touring and performing so much each year, can get lonely, and after this many decades in comedy, even the closest of friends and performers find their act strained by the stress. At first, I thought the rubber chicken may have defected to Russia, was now performing solo under the stage name Chicken Kiev, or as is generally known in Russian and Ukrainian cuisines and comedy, côtelette de volaille, or even suprême de volaille à la Kiev, since he always did have a flair for the dramatic. I pictured him entertaining the troops in Ukraine or at the front on tour. That made no sense though, even for a rubber chicken, to charge floppy headlong into such a war zone. But then I realized that like many performing rubber chickens, the fame, fortune, and his alcohol and drug problems had likely gotten the best of him. We are all glad to know though that he is receiving the best of treatment at the Betty Crocker Ford Center, and wish him the speediest of recoveries as he dries out, he had been staying marinated for far too many years out on the road.

[@doctorkayak]

Zzzzzzzzzzz basketball talk... Like watching paint dry!

[@cpmathews2566]

College palyers should not to be paid when in school. Pay them after the fact, After each season... They provide a job, and bring in a revenue.. Sort that out and pay them for there service.. Be it a freshman or a senior.... 1 year or 4... Or is slavery Ok still OK in America?

[@willtaylor1395]

u tub will put me a the bottom if i type what I really think of ted crud so i say nice things about him &?$$(#@@%& and that sums it up nicely

[@notme2day]

You're 5th from the bottom ... guess that $#@!!&%$ worked. 🤣

[@chrissiekotarski]

Lewis I'm in Tampa FL and I'm wondering where you heard that about social studies books changed lmao soooo a story

[@notme2day]

"I love the poorly educated". ~DJT 2016 (Current leader of the -R party)

[@holeshothunter5544]

You start with a 2 minute commercial? No more entries into "Black humor" Goodbye, Louis

[@fire083]

Lewis, you need to go farther back to have earth is flat be a thing. Humans have known the earth is round since they built the pyramids, we have known since the pyramids, we have known since the pyramids. Probably longer.

[@teresajohnson142]

@Stephen Perrine SANE humans have known for centuries the earth isn't flat. Sadly in the good old U S of A is filled to the brim with right wing nutjobs who are convinced the earth is flat and our former president is going to be reinstated accompanied by J.F.K. Jr. & Marilyn Monroe who both faked their deaths