Lewis Black's Rantcast

[@OfficialLewisBlack]

Catch Lewis on the road. Tickets and dates are at www.lewisblack.com

[@m_0863]

One of the best things someone can do is constantly check your own ego. Will make you more rational.

[@heathercrews407]

Definitely spend more time doing the things you enjoy! Including more time with Kathleen- you light up around her. It’s lovely to watch you guys. And, I bet she’s a damn fine golfer.

[@heathercrews407]

“Enjoy yourself; it’s later than you think”!

[@moonandstars4690]

Louis, I enjoyed your short video with Kathleen on the golf course playing a round with you, My favorite part was when Kathleen said women blame themselves not their golf clubs! Thank you for keeping me laughing for decades watching you Lewis❤😂

[@marcusfelix7704]

Politicians should get paid minimum wage.

[@reneburger4317]

They'd only be more corrupt.

[@Alex-js5lg]

No, then they would be too easy to buy off. Their wages should be indexed to median household income, IMO.

[@marcusfelix7704]

It would be way easier to track there money and there corruption dollars also.

[@NYCHFAN]

Never stop doing these rantcasts. ❤

[@GrimJerr]

" I was promised I could lie with impunity !?" Vance

[@randytaylor1258]

Donnie told him so.

[@veronicamoss2597]

Fact check.... Oh ..TRUE..

[@GrimJerr]

Enjoy Life Lewis, 🎉🥳Happy Retirement, you've given voice to the angst in us all and made us smile. We are better for the experience. I hope your retirement isn't total, it would be fun to find you voicing another character, or filling out a movie or two. 🖖

[@Nylorac83]

lovely seeing my favorite comedian this morning! i hope you enjoy doing what you love in your retirement ♥️❤️🩵💙

[@Mindy0628]

Hi Lewis! Love your Orioles shirt 💜

[@TK-tb7vi]

When I was 8 we would drive to get cigarettes for our parents. Oh, yeah. Such a crazy new world. Lmao

[@JTfromMN]

Mr. Lewis Black ur content is always Fuckin Funny Sir. Laughter is always the Best Medicine 😂😊😂🇺🇸🇺🇦🗽

[@StevenDykstra-u3b]

We have material possessions, Lewis. We need to recapture and put into effect what made the place valuable: principles. IMHO.

[@donaldhollingsworth3875]

I wish that you would come to Wilmington, NC since I would really love to see you in person.

[@iamanomas]

Love you Lewis. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@randytaylor1258]

Walz -- teacher, principal, coach, governor -- looked like he was debating a chimp. How can you debate someone who's only answer is "what would Donnie say?"

[@theJellyjoker]

Normalize being silly and having fun.

[@JDoogles666]

This is funnily sad but true

[@rhettrozbicki3127]

We love you Lew.

[@AngelEly-o3p]

Hi Lewis Black How are You ❤️❤️

[@CJCostaRica]

Looking forward to Thursday and would love to say hi at some point. It's been too long, Lew. Distilled Profanity forever! 🤣

[@ATChick]

I too love to explore and wonder around in the downtown areas where I have to travel for work. Its oddly relaxing.

[@christineheminger7762]

You got me! I knew the country wasn’t called Haitia, but the word made me blank on what it should be for about 20 seconds

[@HunderbarDachs]

I'll take the trees near the power lines, much better than unshaded sidewalks and streets in hundred degree summers. That dude can move the hell out of Portland, we don't want him.😆

[@arthurriaf8052]

Hey, Lewis. Did you realize when I went to play your rant, an ad for tRump crap 💩 accomped it. Statues, coins, etc. 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😢

[@spidrawebster]

Trees are great. Utility companies that refuse to install lines underground (except in rich neighborhoods) suck.

[@putter-mike]

I love seeing you wear that Orioles shirt. The last two years when Baltimore clinched, I thought of you, when you talked about MLB shutting down because of the pandemic. You said it would be a break for you, because the Orioles are your team. 😅❤

[@brianjennings7644]

"eeh gads Luvie, he's a ''Yale man''.." Thurston Howell III warned us of such trash 50 yrs ago.

[@SS-bs2uj]

Sorry about the Orioles LB! But, you're right, they deserve respect for how well they did. As a Dodger fan, I feel your pain. We're over-resources, and we may get a bit further than the Orioles, but then our wheels eventually and inevitably fall off anyway. Love your rantcasts. Please keep them up!

[@pfranks75]

The presidential election is going to be like a chili cook off. I can’t tell between 2 alarm and 3 alarm chili. They both burn and leave a bad taste in my mouth!

[@bobbyhathorn8847]

"Boog" Powell was one of my heroes when I was a kid.

[@Peepers2]

Love your normal outlook to life Lewis, difficult to have in these times😵‍💫

[@KohalaLover]

Thanks Lewis.

[@chrisj8742]

That's a REAL FAN! Love the fact you're wearing an Orioles shirt ❤️

[@coffeegirl6854]

Lewis Black. I want to thank you for your rent casts KZbin videos. I really love hearing you express your views on well everything. I really like you.😊 A big thanks. I hope one day you will come back to Buffalo NY and I won't miss you! I want to get a ticket for me and my sister. We both think you are great.

[@VictoriaAlfredSmythe]

donald john trump senior is old & knows many people. those he has blackmail on: “love him” & those he doesn’t: don’t.

[@randytaylor1258]

"A variety of circumstances" = conspiracy? 😉

[@RBHam]

That's what happened during Covid, Lewis. And you took part in it.

[@sooner3034]

Big Lew

[@davemccullough2256]

Welcome to Pittsburgh! Great pitching. They just can't hit. I agree with you on the small market bullshit. Orioles are a fun team to watch.

[@aprilkurtz1589]

Or, the city could plant shorter trees under the power lines.

[@donnathompson3906]

i love you uncle lewis you shold be the pris

[@theJellyjoker]

[18:30] ok, but what are they doing with it? I'm inside and it's raining.

[@gerardgauthier4876]

Politics is believing in enough real things to carry the bullshit across the line.

[@theJellyjoker]

[14:47] If device is powered on and receiving signal, device must be inserted into required orifice.

[@LcWash]

Lewis, every time I turn on the TV , there is somebody cooking in at least forty channels, is that normal?

[@theJellyjoker]

[16:22] You gotta blame someone else otherwise it's you fault, that's why scapegoats exist.

[@susanaberle8563]

you're opening rant sounds like walts, not j.d.

[@georgehatfield4813]

Sound off Lew! !

[@theJellyjoker]

[15:47] Make America That Again!

[@LinneaBuras]

I don’t ever want to see you on a split screen with Trixie Mateo. Ok !?

[@MurrayZona]

94073 Stroman Fords

[@randytaylor1258]

Retirement = ranting to yourself in the mirror?

[@jeffedwards7960]

I know Tim Walz wants to sell himself as a guy who works across the aisle, but Trump zombies are going to keep calling him "tampon Tim" no matter what. I really would've rather seen Walz call out Vance on his bullshit far more often.

[@theJellyjoker]

[25:25] Trump and I are both netizens from the same neural-network neighborhood so seeing one of us become president for the first time in my lifetime warms the kekkles of my lulz.

[@mikeg.4211]

You are my favorite comic, but what do you mean by saying that Tim Walz has a "level of bullshit"? Did you say that to sound informed, and was it your own bs in saying that?

[@brianjennings7644]

I blame Video Games, for these vidiots.

[@AllanAdamson]

The funny thing is During the Revolution actually he started fighting with the Maryland Army 1775 a guy with my name already went through the whole we learned about it in history the whole Revolution everything the War of 1812 finally he opened his place called The Green Tree and he sold tobacco and cannabis and hemp and his buddy who they called the Frenchman opened up next door to him and now here we are and I for my entire life have had all my money and we stolen from me by guys in blue who should be wearing red coats and they're all rich and we're not because they just keep stealing but whatever there it is

[@richardwarner3705]

⭐👍

[@lalah9481]

JD is like a slimy car salesman. The kind I avoid like the plague. Ewww.

[@jeffshadow2407]

Please don't insult slimy car salespeople. They have far more morals than the phurniture phucker.

[@theJellyjoker]

JD as co-pilot jives me confidence because if Donald were incapacitated, I could see JD in the pilot's seat.

[@jeffshadow2407]

As long as the pilot's seat is a soft couch!

[@theJellyjoker]

@@jeffshadow2407 A command couch! From here I control the western hemisphere!

[@BizTailer]

The ironic duality of the ludicrous insanity of your biased truths. Everyone needs therapy. Everyone. Truth.