Lewis Black's Rantcast

[@OfficialLewisBlack]

Lewis added new dates to his tour. Ticket are available at www.lewisblack.com.

[@JockomCares]

I hope your Holiday is as filled with smiles as you fill our faces with smiles. You make our world a little easier if not a whole lot easier to handle bless and thank you.

[@Deadbxnative]

Holy shit you got OLDER,Trump or lack of make up?

[@carmenmccauley585]

​@@Deadbxnative nice. Real nice.

[@chrisj8742]

​@@Deadbxnativelet's see your energy level and appearance when you're OVER 70!

[@Deadbxnative]

@@chrisj8742 touche, it was a crass statement. I'm over 50, and shouldn't drink that much.

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Happy 200 to your rant cast.

[@XAirForcedotcom]

Never doubt yourself Lewis, you know what’s going on and you are perfectly sane.

[@YaWantTaters]

Lewis you are LIVING WISDOM for us all to appreciate; I'm thankful we have you 🥇 Often times you're like the 📢 our minds wish to have so it's great (LOL "old yeller")😃🥰 We sort of get to have pieces of our minds given a voice vicariously thru you 🙏🏼💟🖤

[@vanphamthesequel]

Happy 200 rants Lewis! Thank you for all the rants and saving me from an aneurism from pent up rage. Thank you for being you and what you do. Also thank you to the ranters. Happy holiday season.

[@jamesfreda1903]

I'm thankful for being able to enjoy your rants. And now we are all feeling the darkness of this inept administration!

[@dritt-drittpaniagua739]

Black... I don't know how many times you've talked me off the ledge! Thank God. A show on "Broadway".. that would be awesome

[@Andrea-o2u6v]

I don't know what I'd do without your rants, my head would've exploded!! Thank you for YOU!

[@papajeff5486]

Mr. Black, I am an old man too. We want to say, “Good bye”, to our people. We want to close things with a good ending, leave our loved ones in a good place. Our political culture is less than ideal. We have watched it go through some ups and downs. When we are gone, what’s gonna change? Well, we’ll have to leave to the youngsters. We have a little to do yet, but, not much. Not much time left. I’ve enjoyed your shows for a long time, now. I’ve clapped and chuckled and appreciated you, just wanted you to know. I’m sorry I couldn’t return the favor…from an old vet, retired in the foothills of the Smokies.

[@JJMHigner]

God Bless you and thank you for your Service ❤

[@kathygrant5425]

The smokey mountais are my favotite place int tte world.i'm in a repressiin. Thank you so much for tbe laugbs. God bless hou.

[@rainbowtropolis]

Happy 200 Lewis! 2⃣0⃣0⃣🎆🎇 I've enjoyed your work for decades, and am grateful that you've been here for all of us when we've all needed you! 🥳

[@j.roberts6601]

I’m thankful for you, making us laugh at the craziness. When all I wanna do is cry.🙂

[@maureenharrison6170]

Hi Lewis Thank you! I need your rant right now❤

[@ionnastar]

Happy 200 and thank you for everything you do

[@dangerouslysane]

Thank you Lewis--200 rants is a true milestone! Hope you have a happy Thanksgiving. Sending good energy. Mike Staring's rant is epic-he is spot on. So glad he took the time to send it in.

[@jadedchameleon4885]

Thank you, Mr. Black, for your kind words about Montreal. I bought my ticket to the show last week, and cannot wait for that March 22 date.

[@steinbockguy]

I just had the opportunity to see you in Seattle, and I was fortunate enough to be down front center. The highlight of my night was seeing you again live, but also the fact that one of your rants was from the cousin of one of Trump's cabinet picks, that was a surreal moment indeed!

[@steinbockguy]

And I was very lucky to meet you, Mr. Black once in Riverside, CA after the show with two friends of mine, a lovely merry couple.

[@Mindy0628]

Love you & your rant casts! Laughter is the best medicine. 💜💜

[@novak-wq9dw]

I think you are "Nothing but the Best" From Ontario, Canada. Too bad there isn't more ppl like you in this society. All the best.

[@JTfromMN]

Lewis U & The Late Great Georgie Carlin have been soothing my Soul 4 Many Years as a 44 yrold u Guys have always Kicked Ass Brother keep ur rants coming Brother. ❤🇺🇸🇺🇦

[@elainewaller-rose9707]

Khnika, is that Yiddish? This is the absolute perfect word to describe what's in my throat that I can't seem to get rid of. I and my vocabulary are grateful.

[@janeimel7488]

Love your rant cast Lewis. HAPPY 200!!! You help me hang on to that one tiny thread of sanity.

[@amt2553]

Happy 200 Lewis and thank you for keeping us sane in these trying times .

[@JanaeSmith]

Lewis, you're so cute when you blush with sincerity. I send you love and hugs my dear.

[@KyleBroge]

Sad you're not coming to Colorado! I got to see you in Madison (thanks for posting that video btw) and it was the best comedy show I've ever seen! You're my favorite comic of all time and YOU WILL BE MISSED!!

[@citizenVader]

I love Dr Strangelove. The names alone of the characters are hilarious. Ripper, Turdgidson, Mandrake, Bat guano 😂

[@ATChick]

Congratulations on 200 and Happy Thanksgiving! Spending my Christmas in London.

[@michaelaubertfr]

Caps Lock is for accessibility. People whose hands don't work as well as you would expect can still use several computer commands thanks to Caps Lock

[@edwardlulofs444]

Thanks, I didn’t know that.

[@NYCHFAN]

Have a nice holiday, Lewis! Thank you for who you are. We don't talk politics,religion or money at family gatherings, thankfully. ✌️❤️

[@jeffkelty6636]

you are a treasure, sir. Thank you for being on this planet at the same time as i. Be well.

[@93Jubilee]

Thankyou for the laughter during these grim days! I love you and your brand of humor, you've always made melaugh. Ever come to Cincinnati?

[@ms_anquiray]

May your tribe increase, Sir! God bless you !!!

[@JillHood-d3n]

I just watched Sterling Hayden in the 1964 film Carol for Another Christmas. I had never seen it before. Sterling is fabulous with a great supporting staff. Written by Rod Serling. 🎱

[@kcsvantasticvoyages9729]

Been watching you for awhile now, at least five years, your sarcasm matches my thoughts almost exactly the way things are nowadays. It's comforting to know I am not really going nuts, the world is, a few of us see that. Thanks man, that's a wrap.

[@Peepers2]

Thanks for your thoughts and for the laughs Lewis😊

[@trishaeastman2414]

Happy Thanksgiving to you Luis! And to you all 🥰

[@donnasnyder6890]

Happy 200! I have watched every one. Thank you for saying what needs to be said. Much Love 😊

[@GLeeHayes-wl8nr]

If you need a hand just holler- been saving my voice and blood pressure for a rainy day but for you brother anything you need just holler!

[@mitlab80]

Total madness. And the amazing part is that it’s reality.

[@edbateyjr.517]

Congratulations on 200 rantcasts Lewis! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 And hopefully to another 200 more .

[@robertjutton6079]

Thank YOU sir😊

[@alainsavard3680]

For the CapsLock issue: in MS Word, highlighting the text and pressing Shift+F3 will convert it all to the upper or lower case. You can go back and forth, but it works and is better than retyping everything.

[@carleenmulloy481]

Blessed thanksgiving 🙏 lewis

[@champdeluxe3720]

I'm thankful for you Lewis, and all your hard work. Po-to-wheeet

[@LimitlessThinker]

I used to live in Toronto and I know you will have fun there! It's a fun city and beautiful! Congrats on 200!

[@kathyd9324]

Thank you! And Congratulations on 200! Please continue, we need you, especially during these trying times coming these next 4 years. Happy Thanksgiving! 🤗

[@sandyfields678]

Happy holidays 2 all...best of new year..❤

[@sandyfields678]

Matt is out,,r3signed.. move on please..😮

[@meh52749]

Hey, Lewis, you enriched our lives. So kudos, ane im taking a shot for you, buddy. Glad youve always kept it real.

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

I’ve admired your comedy for a long time, I haven’t been able to see you live but I do have a great screaming bobblehead of you that a friend got me. It’s great when Zoom meetings become unbearable and I’m on mute and has the added benefit of scaring the crap out of my cat. I hope you keep doing rants online when you retire from touring, we need you around as the world gets more ridiculous. Enjoy your vacation!!! You deserve it!!

[@gregorybowers1798]

Lewis Black, you rock! You always make me laugh.

[@48grizzly]

Hey Lewis. I'm the same age as you . Born in '48. I've followed you since the first time I saw you many years ago. thanks for all the genuine wisdom and hilarious commentary. I haven't yet been able to attend one of your live shows but hope to do that before I croak.

[@chucksmith3415]

ive always enjoyed your messages :) its like you have tapped into my thoughts im so sick of the crap death looks better everyday .. ive turned my back on all my driends and damily over this guy (trump) my friends and family they only call when they needed me anyhow.. hope to see one of your shows before i go but im too poor ... keep us laughing

[@paulbusch9530]

Lovde you Lewis.....Have a Happy Turkey Day.....keep ranting....we need it...

[@cjplay2]

Great run, Lewis! 200 is massive. Re: DOE Closure - Rural education will suffer the most once states work to reroute their education dollars "locally". Another $2bn in the California education budget? Sure, we'll take that and still be $5bn+ underfunded. Also, Neurodiversity will take a hit. My son's IEP and 504 plan would have no teeth in a non-CA school.

[@JadusMoltriel]

Sadly, when education gets even worse in rural areas, it will only make people even MORE susceptible to conservative propaganda/ brainwashing. That's the whole point of dismantling education ever since Reagan: dumbing down the population to make people more susceptible to the suggestive methods they use via outlets like Fox and the right wing media industry empire. The great irony? All these people complain non-stop about fake news, biased media that presents lies and propaganda, yet fail to realize that it is the RIGHT and sources like Fox that most completely fit those accusations. While everyone and everything has bias, most of the mainstream media at least make an attempt at presenting the objective reality of the daily events, whereas the right blatantly fabricates their presentations and openly manipulates/ lies to their viewers. It's all a mass scale psy-op, sponsored by Murdach and other billionaires, to keep their conservative allies in power. We are screwed as a species now. And that's not hyperbole.

[@brianreidvoiceovers884]

Mr Black, your an underrated Beast!!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽..Keep posting!

[@theoharisdeligiannides1794]

Happy 200 rants Lewis

[@courtneynicholson122]

Lewis thank-you for all the joy of a curmudgeon's insight in a crazy world...lol. It's weird that you look like my Dad...he passed in 2015..oh and he had a great catalog of jokes..from being a door to door salesman..

[@calilifestyle]

💯 last year we went to Canada and it was so different and nice to get away from the crazy

[@ripmomcovid4678]

Saw this and loved it- so, I took out my nativity scene out today and in honor of our new president, I removed the immigrants and Jews. now all I have left are a bunch of sheep and a jackass.

[@sckiwidevil7822]

Congrats on 200. You were saying you are off overseas for Thanksgiving, you will miss the food fights. Enjoy your break.

[@vernontweed9669]

Lewis, I you are retiring, BUT, I missed your show in Wilmington, DE. Please come back to the Grand Opera House in Wilmingto, DE. I've seen So Many your shows over the years. I always had GREAT SEATS. Please come back, Thanks Vernon Tweed

[@truckertrev3837]

Happy Thanksgiving Lewis

[@darickhibbert1624]

Happy Thanksgiving Lewis and team. Go Lions!!!!

[@Bil-k8c]

Didn't mean to kinda go off in six different directions, but it's been that kind of day. Mr Black, that's pretty much EVERY day for me! (six directions would actually be a slow day)

[@gregoryhogan7482]

Lewis, you are my Sanity Session ❤

[@sharonpayne8912]

We are your favorite audience ❤❤❤

[@sammymarcy6029]

I've never had any social media apps and I delete their apps from a new phone when I get one. This would be a much better world if people would just keep their problems to themselves and keep their noses out of everyone else business.

[@rikkiechambers4959]

As a former registered dental assistant I can very much relate to Veronica’s rant … can’t tell you how much extra I have done over my career for the late comer swollen out to here 🤚🖐🙄

[@BabbetteChoquette-po5hx]

Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving Trip 🦃💙

[@blueberry-ri7eb]

Stay well. Have a nice Thanksgiving.

[@libbyrumary4939]

Been following you since 2005!!!!

[@sdavis2488]

200? Feels like 2000.

[@libbyrumary4939]

Love you!!!

[@LisaLisa-c2q]

Shit at our home didn't go south until the wine kicked in... Sadly, before dinner. Wheeeeee😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@kristensorensen2219]

You are on par with folks like George Burns ❤

[@Dudtrish]

Congrats Mr Lewis!

[@edwardlulofs444]

I pried my caps lock key off the keyboard. It pops back on the keyboard easily when, if, you ever need it. On my Linux computer there is a system setting to disable the key.

[@joetursi9573]

Destroying our precious bodily fluids!!!

[@shaun3211]

We will never run out of rants. Look at this shitty world. I'm waiting for episode 4,724

[@Bluenose2]

Lewis I wish you come to Maritime Canada. IE: Moncton Halifax, Saint John's and Halifax before you toss in the towel. Thank You, Thomas Green.

[@rioricojohn7455]

thanks, my insomnia is gone.

[@stevejohnson2321]

OMFG!! Lewis Black is really a sweet and kind human!! Who'da thunk...🤔😉🤣🤣🤣 🤗🤗🤗

[@Able-Man]

¡¡¡Enjoy the free booze, Old Man!!!

[@richardkammerer2814]

Ah, what the hell. Let Lewis be in charge of the Red Button.

[@chrisj8742]

Minimal education in Nevada. Gotta fill those low paying hospitality positions! Here you go youngsters, how about a job that pays a little better than the average and appears glamorous. 10 years later you'll be saying what do you mean these skills I've developed don't transfer to another field and you're giving more work for a non livable wage. Casinos don't just prey on their customers! Corporate America at its finest! Happy #200!

[@laurgangilbert]

Canadians luv ya buddy!

[@LisaLisa-c2q]

How long is it going to be before we come out for a Dr Oz's prescribed tincture and it's approved by the FDA😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@Tipstaph]

Well, living to 100 or dying are the next milestones.... Which is worse?

[@EdwardReducha]

definitely a candidate for plexaderm

[@roxannetracy2931]

Donald Trump is not a role model.

[@patrickcrews3977]

True statement

[@Styphon]

As an example though, "This is not the sort of person you should aspire to be"

[@Lobosank]

Well he really is to many...😮

[@roxannetracy2931]

@@Lobosank Yuck. A lot of morons out there.

[@Deadbxnative]

😂😂😂😂

[@therakshasan8547]

You Tube has changed how your Preferences are handled . They changed them to what they want , and then locked them so you can't change it. Of course it allows ads on your computer even when your not on You Tube . ..!.. You Tube . The last dentist I went to for a front tooth filling , ended up with him drilling a hole(S) in all of my teeth . H even drilled thru the side of a Crown to get to expose the dentin . The filling I was there to have done will filled with Chalk . Amazing it took a week for it to dissolve . I have encountered Medical Dr.s with a similar approach .

[@ianfarne]

CAPS LOCK ALLOWS THE COMMON PERSON TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES!

[@Lisa1111]

"X" 😂

[@ShannonJacobs0]

I only refer to it as "the cesspool formerly known as Twitter". It was something of a cesspool before, so perhaps I should say "the BIGGER cesspool formerly known as Twitter"?

[@Bil-k8c]

The new thinking is: if you can't say anything nice, say it online - anonymously of course

[@carawagner8480]

Been a fan for years and sure wish you’d bring your rant to the Four Winds Casino in New Buffalo, Michigan or somewhere else near South Bend, Indiana … but why the f*ck would you?

[@F417H]

in the meantime &..................

[@Pittie21]

Misstuh Chump☠️💀😈

[@mentatassassan]

It's as if he filled his cabinet using a TV Guide! Doesn't Matt Gaetz look like the love child of Billy Graham? Who else has that forehead?

[@TomThumb151515]

I think American exceptionalism just ended for the 3rd time. We can come back from this give it 80 or so years. Germany and Japan were in ruins in 1945 and look at them now. In 2104 America will be a tourist destination again

[@citizenVader]

200 is the exact age of my ex mother in-law. Old bat/dragon/ghoul.. Remember it's not a sign of insanity to talk to yourself. Talking to your in-law crazy demon spawn is.

[@sdavis2488]

just kidding. i can't count.

[@Lobosank]

Why not go to Tel Aviv? I have not heard anything negative going on in that part of the world. Those ads showing the doorman opening that huge glass door to the luxurious hotel are very inviting. Although I think I heard of many Palestine folks are looking for a place to stay. Those silly kids with fewer limbs than they were born with😮

[@agold1702]

Someone sounds like he’s been watching too much cable news. It’s a dying “news” source. Time for an upgrade, Louis.