Developer #1: We must add a Ska soundtrack! Developer #2: What's "Ska"? Developer #1: ...everything!
@LGR9 жыл бұрын
***** Pretty much!
@oshunmun67388 жыл бұрын
Xane Myers developer #2: nah we need an EXTREME ska soundtrack developer #1: how can we do that developer #2: we add all the sounds that have ever been heard by humans since they first walked the earth
@oshunmun67388 жыл бұрын
***** developer #1: how about an extreme garage band
@8518520931142085138 жыл бұрын
Or some kind of Captain fuckin Beefheart cover band
@fireglo450music10 жыл бұрын
Looked like it said "Exclusively Fucked by POWERBAR"
@q30600510 жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, but you can actually find the soundtrack to this game on Bandcamp. The band that did most of the music in the game is a terrible garage rock band called pferd. They actually refer to themselves as "comedy" music, but I consider it "Oh my God! Why did I have to search for this shit to see if it actually existed!? I wish I was dead!" music.
@MrFutago8710 жыл бұрын
Comedy music? That sounds like a bad excuse: "It's comedy, it's supposed to sound bad." Yeah right.
@yenee947 жыл бұрын
Mr. Futago and what's funnier is most comedy bands produce actual good music! just look at lonely island or ninja sex party.
@paukin93445 жыл бұрын
Your gangsta tripping, they are fucking great! It’s like if Jesus lizard, dk and primus had a week long coke-binge and then never spoke to each other again
@rinhato84534 жыл бұрын
@@yenee94 Don't forget Tower of Fire
@ryandevan27933 жыл бұрын
So its not Ska, LIES!!!!!
@Unova399 жыл бұрын
This game would fit right in on Steam Greenlight.
@kyle8577 жыл бұрын
Alex Czarnecki Nah. It too good for greenlight.
@guguy005 жыл бұрын
And compared to the trash from steam direct it's a masterpiece.
@checkerfired39952 жыл бұрын
Glad that in the years since you wrote this that the standards have lowered
@k-leb46718 жыл бұрын
"Exclusively fueled by Powerbar." ...despite also being fueled by Mountain Dew and Runnin Tough...
@bloodstaindew18888 жыл бұрын
The writing in the back cover is so bad, that "fueled" looks like "fucked"... ...but who fucked the game was Silverfish...
@zephyrian10064 жыл бұрын
@@bloodstaindew1888 that's bestiality
@Africa89310 жыл бұрын
Head Games is gonna be your LJN, isn't it?
@AleronWolf5 жыл бұрын
Was searching for some avgn reference
@Jjgm695 ай бұрын
Why africa ?
@trentonfowler41696 жыл бұрын
"Les Claypool and The Melvins covering Anthrax songs while tweaking out on meth". I'd listen to that.
@k-leb46712 жыл бұрын
Well do I have the skateboarding video game soundtrack for you!
@Larry10 жыл бұрын
I must say, looking at it, skateboard physics must be quite a complex thing to pull off in a game, the way they use inertia to defy gravity briefly to achieve tricks. It must take some very clever programming. But this is terrible, they can't even get the proportions right, look at how huge the stairs and benches are compared to your character. Speaking of which, I've got a unfinished press copy of the original Tony Hawk's somewhere, literally unfinished, like some levels are only half complete, so you'd suddenly fall off into the abyss. 'll have to dig it out and do a video on it someday.
@noideac5 жыл бұрын
Larry it's been 4 years and I've been on an intense THPS kick lately. Pls give us that juicy beta footage
@PanekPL4 жыл бұрын
Yo Larry, my man, how's that Tony Hawk video coming along?
@PanekPL4 жыл бұрын
Larry...?
@TheTuttle994 жыл бұрын
LARRY
@sam08g163 жыл бұрын
Why did LGR delete its reply to Larry's comment? What was its content? The people must know!
@InputArchive10 жыл бұрын
"That's why I was a little taken aback to find that Boards & Blades actually manages to deliver a fair dose of fun - though not necessarily for the long run, and not necessarily for everyone. But at least it works as it should" - GameSpot 5.5/10
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
My jaw dropped when I read that when researching this game. Just... how? Were they even playing the same game?
@isalt54 жыл бұрын
I get the sneaking suspicion that GameSpot was taking bribes from Head Games.
@guguy002 жыл бұрын
@@isalt5 I mean if you're right and they did they still gave the 'game' a 5.5, which means even the biggest bribe can't get it to at least a six!
@fastbreak333 Жыл бұрын
In fairness, this game was made before Tony Hawk set the standard. They probably didn’t know it could get far better than this.
@ThatRatGuy10 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This is the only English speaking channel that covered this game.
@Alevamltd9 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I burst out laughing upon reading that fact.
@MiloTheMightyDude8 жыл бұрын
What other languages has this been covered in, anyways? Heck, in fact, I am wondering: what if this is what the French or the Spanish talk about in the same way us English speakers talk about Superman 64?
@lmull310 жыл бұрын
practice mooooode
@JoeTheHuman10 жыл бұрын
"Freeee climb, baby!"
@fountaincap10 жыл бұрын
Johannes Koch Goin' at it alooone.
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
fountainhead Johannes Koch lmull3 Threads like these please me. My work is done.
@lmull310 жыл бұрын
Lazy Game Reviews balls yeah
@RarefoilB6 жыл бұрын
dee dee dee
@ronniesykes78129 жыл бұрын
Anybody noted the "Mountian Dew" typo at the back cover?
@zyzzy-ko4ww3 жыл бұрын
What next, Shakespeare misspelled as Shazepear?
@NateTalksToYou10 жыл бұрын
I think I used to own Extreme Paint Brawl. The game was impossible to play. The texture graphics and frame rate glitched up so much, it was bound to give someone a seizure.
@ThePribylProductions10 жыл бұрын
Hello, Nate.
@NateTalksToYou10 жыл бұрын
***** Hi :)
@nochillpancake10 жыл бұрын
Hi Nate
@MadWasp0110 жыл бұрын
It would be cool to see LGR Review that.
@Sigh6794 жыл бұрын
Yo Nate !
@DouglasRRenoVideoGameReviews8 жыл бұрын
I've never heard LGR so pissed off in one episode...
@user-hardbrain8 жыл бұрын
that's why I keep wishing that LGR will review more awful games for fun videos like this.
@awilfox7 жыл бұрын
Nearly AVGN, just needed a thousand more curses and diarrhoea references.
@RyuNoZero5 жыл бұрын
Two Words: Head Games
@ryandevan27933 жыл бұрын
hes really starting to get a case of AVGN syndrome isn't he?
@ProtosMerkabah10 жыл бұрын
Let me get this right. Activision, published both this and the Tony Hawk series? WHAT!!??
@selfsurprise9 жыл бұрын
_"Mountain Dew presents..."_ < this alone made me laugh.
@bloodstaindew18888 жыл бұрын
Or Mountian Dew according to who made the back cover.
@planescaped6 жыл бұрын
This game and Mountain Dew have much in common...
@RyuNoZero4 жыл бұрын
it's quite telling when only THPS5 also had Mountain Dew ads ^^
@VGMFan20XX8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know theses guys made Tony Hawk 5?! XD
@973terminator7 жыл бұрын
They were both published by Activision, which famously rushed tony hawk 5 out the door to make a bit more money on the license. I'm shocked this isn't even a joke lol
@syahminorizan80644 жыл бұрын
Pro Skater 5 is a bit meh. If you want some true classics, try the 1st and 2nd.
@nonobaOMGWEEGEE210 жыл бұрын
Your practice mode running gag will never get old.
@k-leb46712 жыл бұрын
8 years on and it's still not old!
@MJ128410 жыл бұрын
Please help me! After watching this video, whenever I walk up a flight of stairs or steep uphill I get launched up in the air at 50 mph once I reach the top! Pretty sure that ain't supposed to happen.
@TheExaminedLifeofGaming10 жыл бұрын
I don't remember any of those issues when I played this as a kid. I thought the game was reasonably passable. I may not have been a smart kid.
@coby33572 жыл бұрын
Same here. I remember the controls being confusing but eventually got the hang of. I also remember the weird running thing, but honestly that was one of the most fun aspects of the game.
@coby33572 жыл бұрын
Also, I love responding to 8yr old youtube comments.
@TexasChokeslam10 жыл бұрын
Clearly these guys know what TRUE ska is. This whole time I've been lied to. Curse you, Reel Big Fish.
@eyeapple1310 жыл бұрын
"Hitting rock bottom of games released on shelves." I'm suddenly tempted to ask you to do Limbo of the Lost. It is somehow EVEN WORSE than this.
@DukeNukem241710 жыл бұрын
That ending......PRICELESS. You NEED to start off the Boards and Blades 2 review with "O Fortuna" just to prepare the viewers for the sheer horror they will face....heh heh heh. Oh, and the five dislikes are probably from former Head Games employees.
@WhenFFWillOut249 жыл бұрын
but none of that was ska
@LGR9 жыл бұрын
Gibs Exactly.
@selfsurprise9 жыл бұрын
+Gibs Whilst I quite liked what I heard in LGR's review (I enjoy sloppy and somewhat bonkers punk music) I concur that it certainly _isn't_ ska music.
@kikiisabeast25757 жыл бұрын
I do not even know what "ska" is.
@lepot237 жыл бұрын
A mixture of rap, rock, and reggae. Like Sublime.
@gakk86586 жыл бұрын
Punk with trumpets, being reductive.
@jhcoverdrive92876 жыл бұрын
7:20 - THEBB? (Tony Hawk’s Extreme Boards and Blades) A little late to the party on this one...I chuckled when I noticed the lanky gentleman half out of frame (and focus for that matter) is Tony Hawk. A picture of the Birdman mid varial-flip with the Activision logo plastered next to him had me at THPS before I realized this isn’t that. I feel like the very image they cut him out of is used on one of the real tony hawk pro skater box arts somewhere...that could just be how synonyms Hawk and Activision have become to me.
@casualretrocollector2 жыл бұрын
Man I love this era lgr.. classic one liners “snorting a bucket of sand 🤣🤣” and an overall tone of “I couldn’t give a shit” snarkiness. Love it..
@Matrilwood10 жыл бұрын
It sounds like they misspelled Skat music.
@Matrilwood10 жыл бұрын
I had to watch this again for various reasons and yknow what? I think they *actually* misspelled skat music XD
@MrVenom197410 жыл бұрын
Clint, you found the holy grail of pure crabness. Maybe you beat AVGN's Big Rigs with this Satan's creation. AND THERE IS A SEQUEL?!? WFT?!? Why, Jesus, why? (But show it, please) ;-)
@Daniel15au10 жыл бұрын
OhNoNotMyPenis *Everyone* did a review of Big Rigs before AVGN. AVGN very rarely touches PC games.
@fishface62475 жыл бұрын
Man. I remember my grandma buying me this game at KB Toys when I was a child. I was so excited to visit her once a weekend because she would buy me some cheap PC video game to play on her cheap PC. This was one of the games, along with Total Annihilation. It's nice to load these games up time to time to take a trip back. I miss and love you grandma.
@NaokisRC10 жыл бұрын
"Wait what the F***?!' Best reaction ever.
@Eantrin7 жыл бұрын
I love how when the guy falls off his board he just curls up like. "...Can you please turn the game off now...it hurts for you to play..but I LIVE in this world....end my pain..."
@DemostheneYuan10 жыл бұрын
Yes, review the second one! We love your pain! I mean, intelligent dissection of questionable electronic entertainment programs.
@michellev847510 жыл бұрын
My favorite review second only to Lawnmower. For the love of everything, please do the sequel!
@thebasketballhistorian32915 жыл бұрын
When he says "Where were they thinking!?", I thought of AVGN. lol
@cheezdoodle9610 жыл бұрын
Hey Clint, what is that music you play at 2:25 (the skater with the head injury)?
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
Sad Violin 10 hours
@cheezdoodle9610 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I've been trying to find it for ages.
@xSTATOKEx10 жыл бұрын
0:47 "exclusively fuelled by PowerBar" well the Mountain Dew logo to the left proves that that's bs
@MoluskToeCheese10 жыл бұрын
the song at 8:12... During the credits - is that from this game? Very unsettling. And yes Hamboney would be delighted to see the 2nd!
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
Yup, all the music in this video is from the game!
@alexeden601110 жыл бұрын
I unfortunately had to experience the horror of this game during christmas day... Some of my family must have been playing a prank on me. To make it worse, it was a double pack with this and Extreme paintbrawl. Christmas is forever scarred! :'(. One interesting thing to note was my version didn't have the Mountain Dew sponsorship, though it might be because mine was a UK copy?
@Niekieboyz10 жыл бұрын
After or before reviewing boards and blades 2, can you do a review of the game Interstate 76. I saw you had it installed on one of your computers a few reviews back.
@Ziggy7800Pro10 жыл бұрын
Great review and you have to the next too.. By The way was looking at the background and I saw a game called Assassin(0.22) have you ever reviewed that one?? I remember playing it back in the day..
@Simon7723310 жыл бұрын
Holy shit dude, your stuff is getting better and better! I hope you get the recognition you deserve
@noideac10 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: this game came out on my fifth birthday. That year I got a PS1 game called "street sk8er" (yes the 8 is suppose to be there). It was a simple skating game with some ska tunes in the soundtrack. While one could easily argue the game aged poorly, you can at least still have a little fun with it today....more so than this game, which you could never have fun with.
@Gidrolo10 жыл бұрын
"Oh my word, what happened to your head" Made me bust a gut a few times over, terrific work.
@yakacm5 жыл бұрын
I can think of one redeeming feature of this game, and that is without it we would never have got this review. You are a funny guy Clint, have you ever done any stand up or script writing, as you have a real gift, some of your analogies are great.
@BanjoGate8 жыл бұрын
Would you do a review of Fast Food Tycoon 1 or 2, or Anno 1602/1602 AD? :D
@3DGECASE6 жыл бұрын
I misread the "Exclusively Fueled by PowerBar" as "Exclusively Fucked by PowerBar", which had me relieved at first, as I hope no-one would intercourse with this game in fear of new undiscovered super-STDs.
@allysonfloyd715410 жыл бұрын
Another great video. You remind me a lot of an old friend so it makes it doubly entertaining to watch. Out of curiosity will you be reviewing banished? It definitely looks your style.
@Poki310 жыл бұрын
3:41 - Holy shit, look at the top of that ramp, how does that even HAPPEN?!! WTF??!
@Bob-fp7tw10 жыл бұрын
Your new background music kicks ass. Love it.
@chal182110 жыл бұрын
Your videos are like a god damn time machine Clint. So many of them take me back to a better place and time when life was good and video games looked like dogshit. We were so oblivious, good times!
@3rdOfMalkavain10 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard today since I watched Robbaz rip Bob's eyes out with pens.
@TheBananacake123410 жыл бұрын
oh hey you have the earlier version of isle of the dead. Do you think you can scan the comic and upload it?
@lyylski10 жыл бұрын
I think they meant in the back that this was "The best skat."
@EmergencyChannel10 жыл бұрын
Skat man John
@syahminorizan80644 жыл бұрын
*I'M A SCATMAN*
@Africa89310 жыл бұрын
where does the "practice mode" sound clip come from?
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
LGR - Extreme Rock Climbing - PC Game Review
@Africa89310 жыл бұрын
Lazy Game Reviews ty
@ZombieGadget10 жыл бұрын
Clint, I've watched many of your reviews, and I have to say... I don't think I've ever heard you just unleash so much hate on a game. Normally you at least give even a tiny bit of credit for something, but this. Wow. I didn't know you had it in you!
@Dururugi10 жыл бұрын
music at 2:27 ?
@Busterdrag10 жыл бұрын
>Extreme Watersports NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!
@IGotThePooDoo10 жыл бұрын
It's about time they made a game for my fetish.
@Razorblade181210 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or does the guy at 7:30 look exactly like Tony Hawk, who appeared in his own Pro Skater series, that was created by the same company, Activision?
@Clara_Page10 жыл бұрын
perhaps this was any early attempt at making a tony hawks game but they decided that the game was too bad to be associated with
@RyuNoZero9 жыл бұрын
seems that Activision loves to poop shitty Skateboarding Games on the Market again, looking at THPS5
@MiloTheMightyDude8 жыл бұрын
And TH Ride.
@trekchu71037 жыл бұрын
Do you still have only the disk to Extreme Rockclimbing?
@airthrow10 жыл бұрын
"Internet reviewer hyperbole aside, though..." This made me LOL hard
@KimonoFlareonGX2 жыл бұрын
Genres not ska 1:49 Nu Metal 1:58 EDM 2:51 Alt Rock 6:43 Punk
@Crovius9 жыл бұрын
I remember buying this game and popping it into my computer. I gave up after the first 10 minutes when the controls began to piss me off. xD Terrible times the 90's were at times.
@Ghost_Of_SAS10 жыл бұрын
Here's the Gamespot review from 1999. They gave it a ludicrous 5.5 out of 10 with gems such as "It actually manages to deliver a fair dose of fun - though not necessarily for the long run, and not necessarily for everyone" and "At least it works as it should, a claim that few other Head Games titles can make." Enjoy: www.gamespot.com/reviews/extreme-boards-and-blades-review/1900-2531907/
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
I saw that, what a joke. IGN gave it a 1.5/10 I think, which is pretty spot-on.
@Singular8ty10 жыл бұрын
Easily one of the best reviews to date imo. Big Rigs deserves a full review as well I believe....
@1234HonkyTonk123410 жыл бұрын
Man, I love Ska! Nine Inch Nails is my favorite Ska-band!!
@JamesRDavenport10 жыл бұрын
Honestly, as soon as I saw "Ska Soundtrack" on the case (Or aka "White Reggae" ) I would've bailed. But watching this video is righteously hilarious. This is like T. Hawk's Pro Skater for 12-yr olds who still wear Pull-Ups. And for showing this travesty to the world, we thank you! :)
@episepdiatmoko95944 жыл бұрын
1:36 should be an silverfish painted silver
@robmoss85810 жыл бұрын
From Silverfish website: "The SilverFish team specialise in Serious Games and consists of a team of highly talented games programmers and in-house animators and artists." EXTREMELMFAO
@MiloTheMightyDude8 жыл бұрын
+mipmipmipmipmip WHILE WATCHING WWE, BROTHER!
@TamsinV10 жыл бұрын
Damn man, you were in top-form for this video. Those metaphors were brilliant. XD
@Icebears4ever10 жыл бұрын
Very funny review :D. Please review a Tony Hawk game, doesn't matter which one it is but I really wanna see you play Tony Hawk!
@GeorgeQGreg10 жыл бұрын
I think I heard you recorded the footage on a real Win98 PC. How did you do it? Interested.
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
Yup, I record all my footage on real hardware, except in weird occasions that's not possible. For this one I used a Win98 machine hooked into my AVerMedia Game Broadcaster HD capture card.
@GeorgeQGreg10 жыл бұрын
Lazy Game Reviews Oh, I've been looking at that one! Even more reason to get it then. Thanks!
@isawadelapradera64907 жыл бұрын
2:26 Oh my god... I finally found Jessica Hyde
@Moonbeam14310 жыл бұрын
Please do the 2nd one. I want to see how bad it is!
@DJThunderChaser10 жыл бұрын
your profile pic is soooooo cute
@Moonbeam14310 жыл бұрын
Thank you! :3
@unfa007 жыл бұрын
Did they choose SKA, because.. SKAteboards?
@Formedras3 жыл бұрын
7:08 "...this many people..." Nine. I count nine people. "Special Thanks" don't count, nor do duplicates. QA can count, but obviously they didn't here. The people that made the textures/skins, such as they are, barely count. But really it's David Rutherford's mess and except for him and Jason Odom, they were obviously just there for a paycheck.
@alexthelegoguy45046 жыл бұрын
OMG! this was lost, forgotten inside my mind until I saw your thumbnail! This game was my childhood! My friends and I just ran around and laughed!
@Muneojjigae10 жыл бұрын
I want the "Practice Mode" voice and "Free ride, baby" voice from the sequel as soundbites to use as phone ringtones and for video. I could have so much from with that!
@babyitsfinktime10 жыл бұрын
On the box I thought it said "exclusively fucked by power bar" couldn't stop laughing haha. Always good to see a new video from you LGR c:
@Floconbob10 жыл бұрын
great, i will never unsee that haha
@matthewutley53706 жыл бұрын
"This game is the suck" 😂 I had this game. Actually still have the disc!
@Jude300c3 жыл бұрын
Its not meant to be played on newer computers either. On a slower computer this game was actually pretty sick.
@altdoom8 жыл бұрын
This is really weird considering Activision published the Tony Hawk games.
@brandonhandymusic7 жыл бұрын
Appreciated the Melvins comparison even though this is an older video 👍
@cromagnatron71553 жыл бұрын
Skate or Die on the NES was extremely more fun than this extreme “digital feces”. Activision and everyone involved should be ashamed for dumping this onto the public.
@vali67178 жыл бұрын
It is definitely an 'original' Ska soundtrack.
@ostheer8 жыл бұрын
'original' 'Ska'
@AmyraCarter7 жыл бұрын
Tony Hawk vet here. Looks to me like Activision probably got PAID to have their logo on this; I wouldn't sponsor it if my life depended on it. No way. "They made a SEQUEL!? WHAT the FUCK!?" lmfao
@kittykittygaming755510 жыл бұрын
I must have laughed 100 times watching this. So hilarious! I loved it. =D Great job. ^^
@LGR10 жыл бұрын
Thank you, glad to hear it!
@kittykittygaming755510 жыл бұрын
Lazy Game Reviews You're welcome. =D
@Highretrogamelord10 жыл бұрын
In the middle of your review I thought "I rather play the latest Tony Hawk games than that!" and near the end you said it yourself. :D But seriously, is there anyone who actually likes the "Extreme" games?
@deadair3210110 жыл бұрын
It's almost like the entire "EXTREME" series was made to be a game critics' wet dream!
@duckverse582010 жыл бұрын
You made my day by including the "Practice Mooooodeeeee..." audio clip, thanks-
@leetorry8 жыл бұрын
I love your description of the soundtrack. Except the melvins and Les Claypool covering Anthrax songs while being high on meth is actually a good idea. I mean, ever hear of Fantomas?
@user-hardbrain9 жыл бұрын
What in the holy mother of Satan's Testes is this??? Made me laugh so much
@furupoweru18993 жыл бұрын
outro music?
@slavikcc10 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect you to mention The Melvins. Great band. The "ska" soundtrack, on the other hand... I found their full album that's featured in the "game." Listen to this and weep. pferd1.bandcamp.com/album/every-now-and-then-you-put-a-bullet-through-your-mind
@the3dvideo10 жыл бұрын
So your going to do a review on the sequel?
@Kevin_24353 жыл бұрын
Les Claypool and The Melvins getting together and covering Anthrax songs while tweaking on meth would probably end up with a better soundtrack. Les Claypool actually has a background in thrash metal. It's not very well known that he played bass in a thrash band called Dark Angel before starting Primus.
@peeawee241010 жыл бұрын
This review actually makes me want to go out and buy a copy just so I can laugh or cry while attempting to move around on the board, and to find that there's a second can only mean you need to review that beast. Surely it can't be as bad!
@TheLORDMJ10 жыл бұрын
**makes an evil grin** Review the sequel! No excuses. lol
@WillKeaton5 жыл бұрын
Big Rigs: Throw the truck into reverse and accelerate to infinity. Boards and Blades: Get off the board and accelerate to infinity.
@Nazrat8410 жыл бұрын
What? I used to ride a skateboard when I was younger! This is EXACTLY what it was like!
@xebek10 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Especially the part when you would get off the skateboard and were able to travel 1.2 times the speed of light just by walking casually. Ah, good times back then. Good times..
@TenshiCat10 жыл бұрын
Cute avatar! Are you a cute like me, mya~?
@Kj16V10 жыл бұрын
***** What's "a cute"?
@domonicsdaniel44977 жыл бұрын
I gave you a like for the sole reason you actually played this game and went through the dangers of getting epileptic seizures and vomiting just for us, man!