Liam Neeson Auditions For Mall Santa Claus

[@dongilleo9743]

He's not the Santa we deserve; he's the Santa we need.

[@user-ki5ph7ow6b]

Lmao XD best comment

[@malcolmtudor8039]

Robot Santa from Futurama can fill in for Neeson if he gets sick. Ho Ho Ho.

[@shannonburninhell8906]

Not

[@TheCjmac101592]

Look up dr Robert M. NDoc you’ll no when u find him?

[@LouisseDavid-bj1mo]

no Hé is too much good to be Hé is,actor not anyone!!!

[@andrewmorke]

This Santa has a particular set of skills. He will find you and he will gift you.

[@tbk29]

who wouldn't want a Santa with particular set of skills.

[@hypergogic3269]

TBK skills that would make him a nightmare to kids that are naughty

[@jerner2352]

TBK yup

[@glenncolotti3670]

Who is Marko? Marco from trapoya?

[@theycallmetari]

that comment made my day haha

[@lasombradelaluz8802]

TBK Best comment goes to you!

[@Heavenzvoice]

I just adore Liam... he smiled and then the next line was dead serious again! Love it...

[@annamarielewis7078]

Comedic gold. This man missed his calling. He’s hysterical.

[@TK-593]

That's why I think he's the perfect choice for Frank Drebin in the Naked Gun reboot.

[@ritageorge8748]

That smile alone is a smile kids will plastic on santa's lap!

[@Jason-tf4qw]

Plus the colbert team,,,,

[@dustinsanity85]

Nah he didn't miss his calling. This just shows he has amazing range as an actor. He doesn't NEED to be typecasted to play Liam Neeson every movie.

[@DukeDarkshadow]

Liam Neeson is possibly one of the only people alive that is more terrifying when he smiles than when he's pissed off.

[@MrsCaviar]

😅🤣😂🤭

[@LouisseDavid-bj1mo]

no Hé isn t Hé is Just Acting. good actor

[@frpgplayer]

Christina Ricci, Wednesday Addams.

[@MarieMinshull-t3r]

He's brilliant

[@ianmccown]

Ralph Fiennes

[@cortster12]

"...he also brings toys to children..." "Not the naughty ones." I fucking died.

[@trueoskar]

Haha, same. Shouldn't have been watching it before anyone else woke up, because they sure were awake after my laughing...

[@wayne6777]

My condolences

[@vashtheelicit2870]

I heard all these lines will be in Taken 4: A Christmas Sleighing.

[@waltz4life]

Santa Claus gets taken and Liam Neeson has to kill a bunch of rogue elves to get to him and save Christmas

[@vashtheelicit2870]

AceofSpades would be better than anywhere the taken plot line has left to go. next logical step is the family pet goldfish.

[@lavatun]

christmas slaying..

[@classyviper1one]

Vash the Elicit YES!

[@PratikParija]

I'd say Christmas Slaying. Lol

[@geraldtrudeau3223]

2 years old, and still one of Liam's best bits. Priceless.

[@dynjarren7523]

He’s an Eye in the Sky bringing Swift Judgement! Hilarious Line! I never thought of Santa that way before now.

[@JoeLoureiro-y3f]

My favorite line of the skit. 😁

[@thefalconatorbp]

"Can I try something? and that's not a question." LMAOOOOOO

[@jencyelias8803]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kristashafer93098]

Incredible how he makes the most innocent phrases sound intimidating.

[@gregdavidl647]

"So what do you want for Christmas, kid?" "Nothing. Nothing at all. Sir"

[@jencyelias8803]

🤣🤣🤣🤣so apt

[@joymiesoriano8441]

LOL

[@kristashafer93098]

“Um, to be alive?”

[@febiekrispadua6063]

@@kristashafer93098 HAHAHAHA

[@cheryl-lynnmehring8606]

"That reindeer who ran over grandma, I will find him." Lol 😆

[@itravellight]

A great actor can pull off just about any part. Christmas will never be the same. Thanks, Liam and Stephen. Great skit!

[@horriblemind]

"I have a very particular set of gifts..."

[@SonataHellsica]

".....and i know where you live"

[@soujirosasaki7570]

Anxious Kid: "ummm..... santa?"

[@schreinerfernando]

"i would look for you…...i Will find you…..and i Will give it to you"

[@RedChain1983]

“Gifts I have acquired over a very long career”

[@gabrieleporru4443]

GON GIVE IT TO YAAA

[@KingOfMadCows]

I've got a particular set of jingle bells, bells that I have acquired over a very long career.

[@kinaoborot]

Set of jingle balls

[@leygouldgrant8244]

i read balls LOL

[@xeroalt-elle769]

KingOfMadCows XD

[@vidurbadam4248]

lol lmao

[@howelljb]

“I have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a centuries-long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for naughty children like you.”

[@themannydanny]

You're a genius!

[@Mapatipiapas]

Hahaha!! Great!! I was expecting him to say something like that!! Cheers!

[@usaslastresort1126]

GreenLanternSalem 🤣🤣🤣

[@darthj_der7447]

Right! He really missed an opportunity there

[@SvenTviking]

Sled skills, chimney skills....

[@stivi739]

Still one of the best actors around

[@MrBiffo1956]

0:48 Can you imagine him as a teacher? He'd be terrifying. He actually looks more scary when he smiles.

[@mooniejohnson]

Can Liam Neeson just play every role ever from now on?

[@jamesburleson1916]

sure, but what about the sex scenes?

[@kayamari1244]

James Burleson 😂😂

[@Kt-cn2rq]

James Burleson lol be like the voice for movie trailers.

[@mooniejohnson]

James Burleson Hey, uncomfortable Liam-on-Liam sex scenes are a small price to pay for an all-Liam Hollywood.

[@connorbranscombe766]

How would they be uncomfortable?

[@smileyguyfilms7874]

I just died when he said, "Not the naughty ones."

[@cassandriel]

Morgan Freeman can do all of my documentaries. Liam Neeson can do all of my action movies.

[@nawfaleffendi9132]

hahhahahaa

[@malcolmtudor8039]

I feel like we need a Christopher Walken in here somewhere.

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

What about horror movies?

[@WhenKeepinItRealGoesWrong]

@@malcolmtudor8039 I agree completely perfect trio

[@Spiral927]

I love Liam Neeson's voice... it's so cool sounding and funny in the proper context.

[@fabianfischer4229]

The Grinch got the following message on his voicemail: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you want presents, I can tell you that I don't have any. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare before Christmas for guys like you. If you let Christmas go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not persue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will make my reindeer eat you alive." "Good luck." Brian filling in for Santa at the mall as a holiday job hoping to reconnect with his estranged family.

[@felipevillagran3708]

TAKEN 4

[@MohamedAshraf-fw1dc]

And then with Jim Carrey as the Grinch, he wouldn't get intimidated, he'd be a constant foil to all the threats

[@SirChivalRegal]

Release the what?

[@THECheFUR09]

"Do you mind if i try something?...Thats not a question".

[@PatricksBreastplate]

Did not get the laughs it deserved.

[@crinklyten]

Chuck Norris has nightmares about Liam Neeson.

[@louisechacon9836]

Chuckling all the way.

[@redfaux74]

Wow. ... That's a stout claim.

[@GothicBiker999]

I believe that's the one true Chuck Norris fact

[@LiyemEanapay]

crinklyten damn skippy, he does.

[@thusspokeshabistari]

Nightmares have Chuck Norris.

[@dbone3356]

Dear Hollywood. Give us a full length, theatrical released movie starring Liam Neeson's Santa Clause. - Signed, Everyone's Money.

[@davidholman48]

I'll be the first to put up the cash!

[@hoorootv7266]

Please let Hollywood know....They may just take you up on that! Would love to see Liam in a "Bad Santa" remake....🎅🎈🎊🎉🎁🎄👍⚠

[@therealrobertmcdonald]

Badass Santa staring Liam Neeson

[@zr71offroad20]

Leave it to Liam Neeson to make Santa sound threatning

[@peregrine1031]

Liam for Santa? Maybe not. Liam for Krampus? Hell, yes!

[@SaeedKhan-op3by]

his voice is so heavy even he's tAlking normally he scares the shit out of me.

[@iamseetherfan]

Saeed Khan my da comes from ballymena. This is where Liam Neeson comes from. Most the men have that heavy gravel tone in their voice. Can sound intimidating even when they re in a good mood

[@sr.bootsnpants664]

I can tell by your typing..

[@liltcup76]

He has the best voice ever....

[@morianner]

​@@iamseetherfan literally my favorite accent, in fact I love it so much that I couldn't settle for guys from my home country, so I got me an Irishman instead 😁

[@leesiyin]

he is the one actor who can take seriousness to comedy level...

[@samoria7530]

Have you forgotten nicholas cage?

[@leesiyin]

Smoking Samoria nope...he WAS a great actor, now he's wasted...sorry, hollywood doesnt want him anymore...at least Liam here is awesome

[@LoriCiani]

Comedy played straight has more punch per punchline. Just think about how many laughs come tumbling out of every scene during the Airplane movies because the actors play their lines so seriously no matter how silly the lines sound to the audience.

[@buckhorncortez]

He has a long way to go to match Tommy Lee Jones when it comes to playing it straight and getting laughs.

[@dylansanders1148]

Leslie Nelson did it

[@SamMasghati]

If i ever have kids, I'm gonna show them this video everytime they're naughty

[@mattjohnston2]

I have 2. And I plan on it.

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

Then might they figure out that the real Santa died about two millennia ago?

[@jharker37]

*Nicole Czarnecki* The _real_ Santa?! 😀

[@NicoleCzarnecki]

Yes. St. Nicholas of Smyrna died in 345 AD.

[@petermartin7219]

This is now scheduled for tomorrow morning.

[@susanfarley1332]

The christmas song, "Santa Claus is coming to town " use to scare the heck out of me when i was 5. It used to give me a chill up my spine when i heard "he knows when you are sleeping , he knows when youre awake". Creepy stalker vibes. I did not want to look out a window just in case he was doing his peeping tom thing.

[@wesleycolvin7158]

It amazes me that this is still going around after 4 years. It's still hilarious.

[@adamshahab97]

This is the first time I have ever seen him smile. It looked weird.

[@odallard]

XCIIBdub Yeah, but this was his attempt at a polite smile and it was more unsettling than his usual serious face

[@lmcmurtree]

I think that was the point.

[@anthonyhewetson5086]

It reminded me of Wednesday Addams' smile at Camp Chippewa.

[@captainbro9998]

Umm, love actually.

[@mariec6601]

@@anthonyhewetson5086 lol! That is what came to m mind!

[@sean8081a]

When Liam Neelson smiles.....people die.

[@Sasu123456789x1]

ikr 😂

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

I love it when actors take comedic roles seriously; that's when it gets seriously funny.

[@FallenAngel9979]

I love Mr Neeson. Never afraid to totally take the piss out of himself.🤣🤣🤣

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

So, do I leave a plate of milk & cookies for Santa, now, or a loaded pistol?

[@robincroneld6036]

Both.

[@catlover2223]

Pistol-shaped cookies?

[@kennytee6882]

Liam Neeson is the only Santa worth being naughty for.

[@LunarLizard]

Kenny Tee Are you kidding? He will kill us all!

[@pondboy3682]

@@LunarLizard He killed Kenny!!

[@cherark1]

Agree

[@AliciaPigue]

@@pondboy3682 He's bastard...

[@mrnonsense1031]

Liam Neeson's Santa Claus doesn't have a naughty list, he has a hit list.

[@whereisspacebar2991]

I don't care what the job is, I would hire Neeson to do it.

[@whereisspacebar2991]

NecroDancer 1 of those skills is being awesome at evwrything, though.

[@whereisspacebar2991]

A Yap Is that a Batman reference?

[@twistedinnocence8617]

WHEREISSPACEBAR I don't think Liam cares what the Job is either. if you pay him 20 million, he'll do it no matter how crappy the script is(yes , I'm looking at you Taken series )

[@MrUmakemelaff]

Can he pick me up a box of Trix?

[@Wavemaninawe]

Stephen Pike Liam would bring you a box of Trix lined with real rabbit fur (still moist) and paired with a child’s skull fashioned into a serving bowl.

[@MrFedoraFilm]

THE GREATEST SANTA CLAUS EVER!!!! -Taken 4: Silent Night

[@seventyninestudios]

I would go and pay money for that!!

[@rh1507]

I can easily see Mr Neeson as a good Santa Claus. It never hurts to have Santa with an attitude.

[@ianevans2590]

He's brilliant love him 😊

[@FeyTheBin]

Every sentence sounded intimidating whenever Liam Neeson says them.

[@joelellis7035]

Man could read a recipe for baking chocolate chip cookies, and I would be scared to eat them.

[@righteousrat]

That was the point, dummy.

[@smithwesson1896]

@@joelellis7035 The cookies might be poisoned

[@mbanerjee5889]

Liam Neeson would make the perfect Solider 76

[@jacobdot456]

Mallika Banerjee DUUUUUDE

[@sailthesky7423]

LOL overwatch mention. Niiiiice. And I agree 100%

[@shaynekromberg633]

Mallika Banerjee I think a better reaper

[@ewgross5324]

Shayne Kromberg Yeah he sounds more like reaper

[@Dr.ZoidbergPhD]

Mallika Banerjee I hope you took this last year to contemplate how much that didn't make sense.

[@Officer1774]

Did Liam just make Santa look badass?

[@pungivergiverofpuns3611]

Collin Morris Santa is Bad ass. He is the worlds greatest assassin. He monitors all the people of the world closely enough to know when they're asleep, travels to ALL the houses in the world in one night. Uses a clunky, noisy vehicle like a sleigh, pulled by wild animals. Animals, who's hives would also makes lots of noise, mind you. Then sneaks in through the chimney, and leaves things behind, just to show that he could kill us all in our sleep and no one would ever know. If he doesn't like you, he leaves behind coal, which could be used in multitude of ways hazardous to human health. That red suited man is terrifying.

[@MichaelBrown-rg8oi]

Jeor Mormont did it first...

[@carolecook1116]

Officer Mowon~ yes...yes he did.

[@nrodry76]

He has the most amazing voice!

[@kathleenbruno4037]

I so love Liam neeson! He would be awesome to hang out with! 😊❤️❤️❤️

[@sall1987]

He looked like Voldemort when she smiled.

[@wgoulding]

I know right, it's super unsettling.

[@RajashreeGhoshdiya]

well he looks very much like ralph fiennes.

[@VintageAbed]

That's exactly what I thought when he smiled, dear lord he and Ralph Fiennes are twins.

[@sophiaisbased9621]

It kinda reminded me of Nick Cage

[@TheCrispTurnip]

SallieAnne he looked like Liam neeson kinda

[@patrickjmt]

I know when you're weak.

[@ShaikhMohammedYunus]

nigga how do math genius like you get time for this kindd of stuff?

[@ibrahimnasir4487]

its my boiiii pattttttt

[@_MARS_]

holy crap...love u patrick u helped me pass Calculus bro...hahaha....good times

[@shacelw5720]

Omg..it's Patrick #screamingggg!!

[@brandonhughes645]

I can enjoy my Christmas holiday because of this man here. 😀

[@ilovethismightyfineplace]

Can anyone else see Liam Neeson as Batman?

[@diegosanchez894]

Scott Dance Ras al Ghul buddy, i hope you see why fans would be pissed.

[@that1valentian769]

I still see him as Qui Gon Jin

[@spaceonisorceress4406]

Personally I think he'd make a fantastic Deathstroke.

[@fusionev0]

I have a feeling that he'd have an awesome batman voice

[@insolubletoaster8133]

if they EVER finally make a batman: beyond movie, i want him to play old man bruce wayne...

[@EmmettLBrown2015]

That voice, I just love this guy!!

[@BamBamKidsTV]

That's my type of Santa!!!!

[@denisethasder8193]

He looks unrecognisable with a smile

[@Xaero188]

Best Santa Ever :D

[@shaunedumesny3240]

Xaero188

[@tonywebster8582]

An Oompa loompa could do better.

[@TrishTruitt]

This Santa has a very special set of skills.......

[@ed9121]

"But he also brings toys to children..." "Hah! Not the naughty ones." Brilliant.

[@johnmcdonald219]

The Reindeers are worried because the Reindeer that ran over grandma is sh!tting itself and it's leading the pack. 😂

[@diadlo777]

They should do a mature version of the Grinch with Liam playing as the Grinch.

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

Diadlo that would be so awesome.

[@estercipriano2058]

IU

[@mushnoodle]

He will look for you, he will find you and he will take all your presents.

[@DoubleXStudios]

Diadlo I would so watch that!!

[@jsfnnyc]

That would be quite terrifying. 😱

[@AydanM]

This is CGI... Liam Neeson doesn't smile

[@cryptic191]

Aydan Metsch Rofl

[@Sasu123456789x1]

LMAO 😂

[@adirocksit]

Yeah everything is CGI after Rogue One

[@thatHARVguy]

Am... am *I* CGI? O_o

[@robbieclark7828]

Aydan Metsch Schindlers List and Michael Collins...?

[@krikkitelder]

Liam Neeson would be such a good fit for Santa, he's always writing lists

[@JHD42]

Yeah, I heard that's why Spielberg hired him.

[@LJdaentertainer]

JHD42 oh shit!!

[@mannyabreu]

krikkitelder damn you beat me to it haha was going to say this

[@FlowLikeWater429]

I love his voice

[@ChuckDNorris]

a smiling Liam Neeson is somehow more unsettling then a grim looking one xD

[@arshedfazal]

This is so fuckin awesome. Liam Neeson is the best

[@NewMessage]

Your Santa Mind Tricks don't work on me...

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

New Message hahaha😂

[@somethingclever4563]

"And that's not a question " legend

[@wyattmueller4148]

*He’s an eye in the sky bringing swift judgement*

[@tsgames6083]

"Release the crinkle!" I laughed so hard. My sister did not get the joke.

[@Mayonidas05]

It’s Kringle

[@peace4myheart]

If Liam Neeson were Santa Claus, then no kids will ever be naughty, at least the ones that are left after imposing his swift justice on the naughty ones.

[@Ladymusicc]

This is so great. I love me some Liam Neeson.

[@fartzinwind]

Think I'd rather be visited by Krampus

[@stardestroyer6272]

Trogdoooooooor

[@NickPiers]

Sorry, Krampus is already dead. Neeson got to him.

[@IncrediibleHauck]

fartzinwind Hahahah ikr

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Or Atnas

[@dantewelch1300]

Leim Neeson is krampus!!!!

[@ilovetruffles99]

I'm Taken with this.

[@danarenafilms]

I see what you did there.. lol

[@aaronmarks9366]

Underrated comment tbh

[@DanneyTanner]

If you are his daughter and even if your naughty or nice .I believe you will get your wish.

[@LeoDragon34]

That smile….😂😂!!

[@rawrzers123]

we need a killer Santa movie with Liam

[@Thi-Sen]

Agreed! We need that Puppet Combo game “Christmas Massacre” made into a movie with Liam Neeson as Killer Santa

[@Ranblv]

Taken 4 - Christmas vacation

[@Luffy3713]

Family kidnapped by Elves and Santa in the North Pole

[@thegreatslothlord7796]

For taking my Christmas tree I will find you, I will steal all your presents and make sure that your Christmas won't be a jolly wonderful time of the year at all.

[@estebanhuron1527]

He's making a Schindler's list. And he's checking it twice.

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

He finds out who's nazi or nice🎼🎶🎶🎶👍

[@LadyDiLeo7]

How did I miss this masterpiece

[@The-Joker616]

I was waiting for Liam Neeson to say his santa has a particular set of skills, skills he has acquired over many years

[@robbieclark7828]

Poor Liam Neeson, he's been typecast as scary action man. People forget about Michael Collins and Oskar Schindler.

[@AidanMillward]

Robbie Clark or Qui Gon Jinn

[@liamlynch8242]

Robbie Clark true. Also as Brother Sebastian in "Lamb" :)

[@robbieclark7828]

amillwardmusic I can only hope to forget

[@jakedifatta]

Robbie Clark Michael Collins for the win!!!!

[@dongilleo9743]

Does anyone remember the movie "Excalibur"? I think it came out in the 80s. Both Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart had minor roles in that movie. Now they are big stars.

[@oliveraguilar1115]

this is downright terrifying ...Santa might kill me

[@carolecook1116]

Oliver Aguilar ~ maybe!😰Just so he doesn't smile again, jeez!

[@Harper_1984]

Didn't Schindler already make a list?

[@amyg8176]

Myles Hoglund AW SHIT that was good hahaha

[@tiny99990]

Don't think Schindler checked his list twice though.

[@samoria7530]

He should be named Schindler Clause! 😂

[@bursegsardaukar]

Yes. It's more important than Santa's list because "the list is LIFE."

[@OscarDeltaSierra]

Northern Ireland mall store Santas in the ‘70s and ‘80s were a different breed.

[@BeeZee-r4e]

Hes so adorable

[@yeosyahzuan]

I was waiting for him to say "You better watch out. You better not cry."

[@johnvillaruz6830]

Taken 4: My presents have been kidnapped.

[@SandraNelson063]

Why has this man not been allowed to do comedy!?!?!? He is a HOOT!!!!!!

[@mrde0mrsai]

Sandra Nelson Don't tell me you have not seen love actually, one of the classic Xmas must sees.

[@SandraNelson063]

mrde0mrsai I don't think I have. Well, something to look forward too!

[@rpm297]

I think he's been in a couple. The Lego Movie, and A Million Ways to Die In the West. But you're right. I wouldn't mind seeing him in more!

[@linusbern2]

Here he is consulting with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant about doing stand up. vimeo.com/141940661

[@carlosivandegodoy]

linusbern2 classic... .. the bloopers are just as funny.. am i right?

[@KuDastardly]

I died at _"Release the Kringle!"_ lol!

[@clairewang6288]

This is Santa the Badass movie version hahaha

[@UrsidaeClay]

1:04 Liam Neeson is Christopher Walken as Santa Claus

[@masongohlke7769]

Id pay to watch a Santa movie starting Liam Neeson

[@pcbacklash_3261]

I never realized until now that Liam Neeson has an excellent sense of comedy! Bravo! :-D

[@lauralee9827]

He IS more scarry when he smiles!! 😮😅

[@tomfaris7425]

Thank You Liam Neeson.

[@wgoulding]

This was amazing, although he looks like a serial killer when he's smiling. Just pause it at 0:37 if you didn't see what I saw.

[@dfg1999]

He has a particular set of skills.

[@maia3420]

"I don't know who you are, but I know you are either Jack Frost or the Grinch. I have a very specific set of skills and 12 highly trained reindeer. You will never see us coming. I am a surprisingly crafty jolly old man in a red suit. I will find you, and when I find you, I will bring Christmas to you. And you will be upset but that will not be enough. The little boys and girls will think you are safe, but when they fall asleep, I will find you again, and I will kill you."

[@davidradtke5166]

Mai A these are some very good lines. You should write a script for Liam and let that movie happen. I want to see such a movie.

[@Jake-co3wk]

♥ liam neeson

[@dukeofglasgow9354]

"Release the crinkle!" I' m dead.