Lies All Couples Tell Each Other

[@NOACCEPTANCE772]

"There are six of me." Finally, somebody I can relate to. LOL

[@wellesradio]

Noacceptance She's lying though. She could only manage five reproductions, and she's afraid of disappointing her sister-lover.

[@SuperFlyinPwrs]

RIP Jeffery Salad. You will always romaine in our hearts.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

This comment shouldn't have shown up to me. It has no likes at it's from 3 months ago. And yet, the fates have aligned and brought me here.

[@averageunitydev7089]

Lettuce all remember him

[@fredrik5827]

Wow, I thought it was only me and my partner who did this. Truly eye-opening.

[@jotacostajr]

Fredrik Lundberg It's like they have been watching my wife and I, again.

[@flyingdics1]

This is my new favorite video in the world. It is only improved by all the earnestly suggested Buzzfeed videos that come up at the end.

[@jotacostajr]

flyingdics1 I honestly have yet to identify with any of the quirkiness of BuzzFeed. Mostly because I'm an autistic, crack addicted psychopath living inside a closet for the last 21 years. I live inside the closet by choice, it is dark, but I have made friends with the locals, especially a young boy by the name of Shantian. Shantian plays the sitar every day as I fall asleep, he hears my thoughts and comes to me when I am cold and lonely. He sends his regards.

[@LonelyIRL]

11 .1213 huh..

[@AndreInfanteInc]

I didn't realize this was clickhole for a moment and was genuinely concerned I was having a stroke.

[@mirroredhour]

Are any of us going to talk about the dark room with the laughing child we can't hear? Because I'm stuck there and I need advice on how to escape.

[@Jac0bIAm]

mirroredhour that one was genuinely unsettling to me.

[@nothlitt]

Feel around above you with your right arm. Once you make contact with something, grab really hard and then push. You should feel a sudden breeze enter the room. If you feel heat instead, drop to the floor and pretend your dead until the heat leaves.

[@captainrumia2607]

Alright, I'll help. Has the child eaten since this was posted?

[@Mor1adim]

See the thing is only a laughing child can exist in there. It's a paradox. So the only way to escape is by no longer being a child, either by advancing time 18 years or by ingesting Ronald Reagan.

[@ItsJustonian]

"You awake..? Babe..." "Hm?" "Everybody is a thousand years old." "Okay." Truly eye opening

[@black_platypus]

:D What does that scene remind me of? Could it have been something from _Louie?_

[@sherrysyed]

👁️

[@skyspirit7180]

For half the video I was confused because I thought i had accidentally clicked on a buzzfeed video

[@chupacabra9357]

That's their purpose, they parody Buzzfeed 😉

[@rcarfang2]

wrong! Buzzfeed parodies Clickhole!

[@emery6070]

Half of the video is 0:54 so... ok I guess

[@tailsfox45]

Emery bringing the year late SMACKDOWN on this jabroni god damn that was brutal

[@weaselmaster98]

I wont click on buzzfeed videos cause i dont want them to make a cent off of me oof.

[@jhhwild]

What if the title of the video was a lie and they were actually all telling the truth? Amazing!

[@semperxian]

i like how on this page youtube suggests the real buzzfeed version of this

[@schtuff.8207]

My eyebrow dander is used to help create the poprocks, and this is my sole source of income.

[@okrajoe]

Lies, all lies.

[@Megapixel8063]

These videos are so surreal. It's like buzzfeed, but one step removed from normal reality.

[@aesthetix3398]

"The moon has a sister" the way I turned into a horse shaped couch when I heard that 😂

[@ostrichking6]

In Norse mythology the moon does have an angry sister. Well, not necessarily angry but not-not angry either.

[@larkmacallan4257]

+ComicBook Guy hahaha

[@devconk]

nerd

[@mmcg2002]

and now, the weather

[@head.like.a.fcking.orange]

Madeline M. I'm dreaming that spiders are eating Jesus Christ.

[@rustykettle6889]

The time has come for knives to rain upon us.

[@drphiI]

"I come from the deep. I'm talkin', like, the bottom of the ocean. It's where I was born. I love it."

[@jennaperkin]

I have watched this several times, and it's just so dang funny.

[@austindorf83]

Waaaaait a minute.... if everyone is 1000 years old, how did Mr. Salad die at 37? There’s some holes in this.

[@Roescoe]

Yep, black holes.

[@charliea2181]

Mr. Salad died at 37 and he is 1000 years old

[@CosmicMoth]

Dude, they're lies

[@lincolnnewell8633]

Woooosh

[@coastersplus]

@@Roescoe More like click holes.

[@CodfishJoe]

0:48 This man is brushing his tongue with the back of a toothbrush. Revolutionary

[@ezekielmartin4323]

No joke, took me until 0:26 to realize I was watching a ClickHole video. Genuinely thought it was just a kinda weird BuzzFeed video that had popped up in my recommended.

[@1schwererziehbar1]

I can totally relate.

[@theothermagneticaesthetic]

considering some previously established clickhole lore, a lot of these are somewhat plausable

[@theellafant67]

Man, I hate it when my boy tells me everyone is 1000 years old. I know he’s lying, but I never say anything.

[@sherrysyed]

Why would he lie about this?

[@spookyrays2816]

My mother was a giant 7 foot tall canister of pure unrefined apple sauce and I cannot keep it to myself any longer

[@HINAYUTA]

Did anybody else notice whenever there is a cup in the scene, the cup/glass is upside down?

[@TylerBevanOfficial]

You tricked me

[@steecheeful]

The sour taste of this sweat potion is a nightmare and I’ll drink it for the rest of my life

[@jacksonrose1423]

These people would be fantastic at Two Truths and a Lie

[@birdsongphylactery]

I’ we’ve been going to various small plays around my town and honestly all of these could have come from the dialogue in them

[@dimthecat9418]

“Love you”

[@simone8228]

Omg this is so relatable!

[@jae_lee-]

me: "oh wow is this an actual unoriginal normal and boring skit? huh, that's weir-" every morning when i wake up i give birth to a horse me: "and theeere we have it"

[@jessicafernandez777]

Thank you KZbin for reccomending this channel to me

[@BigWheel.]

i was waiting for them to say "i love you"

[@factcore2765]

This has the same energy as a BLR video.

[@Disconn3cted]

"I'm wearing a mask right now." Wtf, that's not in the top comments? Have I gone back in time?

[@aaroncutting]

1:34 basically sums up my 3 years of college

[@kerl_cats]

Ok but 0:52 I want her dress. Where can I buy

[@Apostate_ofmind]

Ok this is gonna be normal practice in my future relationship...

[@AwesomeTingle]

This feels like something that should be on nightvale

[@NatalieH400]

this fucked with my head

[@tilapiah6]

Lost it at "there are six of me"

[@awesomefinder5431]

I'm wearing a mask right now. That was great.

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

"The moon has an angry sister."

[@syrtech121]

I... Ive never been so confused in my life

[@CullenBoyer]

"There are six of me"

[@esoteric9333]

Clickhole gives off the exact same energy as Nightvale

[@jonatanstromberg4207]

This is like a fever dream

[@ayasugihada]

1:14 you know that the relationship to an ungly end, if you hear this

[@hotsprinkles]

1:31 when the boys and I know it's club night

[@harryinvesting]

I totally relate to this video.

[@mirceaionescu960]

This channel is kind of like looking at the HP lovecraft universe in modern day 2018

[@DangStank]

Everything is either a soup, a salad or a sandwich

[@Jmoth792]

What’s funniest to me is that this is technically Clickhole’s most likely video to exist in our universe. While all of these statements are nonsensical, they are considered lies, so technically they reflect the logic of our reality.

[@Summerman000kesamies]

It took me half the video to realize it was just nonsense

[@miniaturerose2805]

I'm so confused

[@billyblueberry]

The guy at 0:51 is brushing his tongue with the back of his toothbrush...??

[@coolbugfacts3953]

some toothbrushes have things on the back of them for cleaning your tongue. i know mine does

[@bokchoiman]

Wait this isnt badlipreading...

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Woah clickhole make those last name meme before it was cool

[@padawanguy360]

0:49 that man is brushing his tongue

[@MonoEnta]

I would never want my parents over for dinner, gross

[@mtcm1999]

You know the moon? The moon has an angry sister.

[@joshriley2936]

This sentence is false.

[@joelbeauman3085]

the Original Comment is true

[@simonmarback752]

Why?

[@nathan122009]

You two are giving me a panic attack

[@ssh1487]

For those of you who are too thick to understand what the point of this video is, it is that Buzzfeed makes all these videos that are supposed to portray relateable scenes and stuff but mostly kind of aren't.

[@ssh1487]

fhhh Most people have seen at least one buzzfeed video. I presume you have, otherwise you wouldn't have any opinion on it.

[@ssh1487]

fhhh You have a point there. To be honest I probably wrote that after seeing all the ignorant comments on this video. Maybe I should have put "ignorant" instead of "thick"? Or "slow"?

[@ssh1487]

J Costa Thanks for your input.

[@jonathansalvador5037]

Lol, so true.

[@wallchkn2977]

Doesn't matter if your straight or gay. WE ALL LIE to our spouse.

[@SlowMoebius]

1:31 when you’re on a bender

[@paganhighpriestiosifbayden8926]

Didn’t know David Lynch directed for clickhole

[@notascientist709]

Is this what being szcyophrenic is being like

[@YaBoySL]

Damn good.

[@liquidsolidsnake01]

Liar!!! No one gives birth to a loud horse!

[@devonsteinke]

I want to live in this world

[@Metaol]

this is fucking amazing

[@therainbowlyon9980]

All dogs are blue now.

[@HI-pb4ue]

1:13

[@klm1784]

Right now, instead of being here, I'm in a dark room far away. I cannot see or hear anything in the dark room. But, even though I cannot see anything, I know that there is a child in the room with me. And even though I cannot hear anything, I know that the child is laughing.

[@rcarfang2]

LIES!!! Everyone is not 1,000 years old! He had his 2,800th birthday yesterday!

[@micahconnor8954]

the man at 0:48 is brushing his tounge with the wrong side of the toothbrush

[@blah7983]

0:36, not completely wrong

[@Kevin-ks5jy]

1:31 Oh I see. They are college students!

[@GSBarlev]

0:59 God having short-person syndrome would explain a lot

[@evans7665]

where was the lie

[@micgerm]

Im pretty sure these are just Wes Anderson deleted scenes

[@TheSefirosu200x]

I have been alive since the beginning of time. Not a lie.

[@Oziji]

Ate too much weed and the child in a black room shit freaked me out

[@nora_adora]

I thought these were supposed to be lies

[@briang.2218]

XDDDD WTH It just sounds like a bunch of people are on weed or something XD

[@StandardGoose]

Jeffrey Salad was clearly older than 37, so that's not even a good lie.

[@bjrnvindabildtrup9337]

I'm ten horses

[@Angel-sd5nc]

Does eating even happen

[@woops9076]

Nope, only drinking

[@Thrifty032781]

So are those two ladies in the restaurant just commiserating over the lies their husbands / boyfriends tell each other? That seems like a weird choice.

[@amars95]

Gay people exist

[@Thrifty032781]

@@amars95 I know. I have met several happy people.

[@HaydenMc6]

No "I love you"? 0/10 /s

[@DrWells-qq1cc]

This is what it feels like being nonreligious in America sometimes.

[@meredithr9824]

The real lie: they fell off the wagon again.

[@CharlieV333]

The Lobster (2015)

[@dashreid7542]

What?

[@sherrysyed]

I got divorced over balloons

[@sherrysyed]

This was true

[@gretcheneddy2680]

It has 69 dislikes. Perfect.

[@ceneblock]

Yeah, but....some of those aren't lies though.

[@yippeeyip4764]

They're all on DMT