Life of a security guard

This Wojak meme video is about the life of a security guard. Doomer is security officer in a shopping mall, and with his colleagues Chad and Josh we follow him through his day. From loitering zoomers to robberies: a day in the life of a security officer is not always boring!
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[@billyboy8534]

I worked as a security guard for 8 years and let me say this: it can be the easiest job you've ever done, or the most boring, soul crushing thing you've ever done. Also, don't expect anyone, not even your boss, to show you respect or say thanks.

[@buckshot6481]

I never got respect from any boss ever in forty years. I fixed a design problem for a circuit for NASA decades ago, my boss took credit, glory hound, I got to work on Christmas and New Years days looking for more bugs. That was my respect.

[@broccoli_jaeger]

Believe me when i tell you that a boring job is better than a job where you have to run around all the time

[@Embrod]

​@@buckshot6481so, you have a lesson - maybe next time, you should go with action and inform about it

[@kimblem.w9952]

There are security guards and then there are camera watchers. Only security guards deserve respect.

[@bldontmatter5319]

​@@kimblem.w9952agreed. A security guard deters. A camera watcher reports after an event has happened to protect the company he's "guarding"

[@magneto3228]

I am a security guard, watching this at work.

[@TheMrGiglou]

Same

[@CarlosRamirez-no2js]

Same

[@samuelemisino449]

Same

[@meshackjohnson7646]

Same here

[@ianvanwetering4650]

Same

[@maiko7176]

As a security guard who only works night shifts in empty offices, gaming and making money has never felt better.

[@richardbreeze7898]

That's the one. It only goes downhill from there.

[@Fruduboogoonsuvthushuer]

I would rather die than do that job. Wow, that would be awful

[@TheCoreBreakdown]

@@Fruduboogoonsuvthushuer you would love that job, dont lie bro

[@shr1mply_p1bbles]

lucky bastard

[@sircouglet]

@@FruduboogoonsuvthushuerIt’s heaven for introverts.

[@Jk-oz5qn]

It seems like Wojack is actually enjoying this job

[@magesalmanac6424]

He always does until the evil French man appears

[@projectbirdfeederman5491]

How did Bogdanoff not see it on the surveillance cameras.

[@Jk-oz5qn]

@@magesalmanac6424 when the job is too easy yeah I think he must watch me at work too

[@therambler3713]

It's one of those love hate relationship. One moment you dread it, the next you're having fun and having a laugh.

[@dankmemes8619]

​@projectbirdfeederman5491 the higher wojak grows, the worse his fall will be. Trust in the bogdanoffs plan.

[@antiochrecords9283]

"Do not under-estimate your importance to society" - something rarely said in todays world.

[@williamtaittinger4529]

the importance to society: ZERO. lol. absolutely nobody cares.

[@mattr2626]

The way I see it, everybody is in their job because a very specific need has to be filled. Groceries stores need to be stocked so people have food, we need officers to uphold the laws, etc.

[@lukemorgan6166]

Nothing You are easily replaced by the overpopulated planet And there's always someone willing to do your work for even less

[@jbone9900]

​@@CrackShot-3so you lie

[@blissseeker4719]

Society is overrated these days. In fact, it's corrupt and perverted. That said, cold hands warm heart.

[@LantingFarming]

The message the cop gave him at the end is so important👍 nice vid, well done

[@teiuq]

it made me briefly tear up...

[@IaintTheHerb]

Nice to see a happy ending once in a while

[@qwertylesh]

heartwarming to see a hot cop stripper commend someones bravery

[@MrEdrftgyuji]

In reality, it will be a lecture from the cops telling him all the ridiculous laws he has broken and threatening him with arrest.

[@wawatchdog89]

Although honestly in real life you would get fired and maybe even arrested for assaulting the thief. The main job of a security guard is to be a deterrent to theft, you're not actually supposed to take any force of action. That's the sad thing.

[@kowalskikowalski8080]

I was a security guard for 2 years. The company I worked for treated me like garbage and the customers treated me like garbage. It was the most humiliating, miserable and embarrassing 2 years of my life that I will never get back. I ended up spending all of my earnings on alcohol because I was so miserable. I was suicidal but ended up cleaning my self up and joined the Army. It saved my life.

[@user-ny3nl8fc7h]

Good that you made it out man. My old Job also made me drink way too much every single day. Made it out too but it took time

[@kowalskikowalski8080]

@@user-ny3nl8fc7h Glad you made it out too. What do you do now?

[@Joseph12O]

That's what it does to you. Same for me. While I was working one day after work I went to take my life, but In the end I didn't, people don't care about what you say, you get paid nothing and have a lot of responsibility on you, I worked alone as a guard and when I saw other guards for change of shift most of them were souless..

[@kowalskikowalski8080]

@@Joseph12O Brother. join the military. it'll change you

[@Joseph12O]

@@kowalskikowalski8080 I've surpassed that moment already now I'm good, that was the problem

[@theblueknight9746]

I was a security guard for years, and I DEARLY miss it. 8-10 hours a day reading, writing, listening to music, BSing with co-workers, and the only job I've ever had where management actually not only liked/respected me, but thanked me (the trick to this is to volunteer when other people, even at other sites, call off, which is always). If you're a lazy slacker or you like to read or stare off into space, I cannot recommend it enough. Depending on the site, the work-to-fucking-around ratio is about 20:80, or maybe 60:40. Not a bad gig at all.

[@siilnr1250]

You don't need to work as a security guard to wank around lmao, I work in finance and I also spend 80% of the time doing nothing but playing MMORPGs, yet I earn tons more.

[@TheSwedishHistorian]

@@siilnr1250you are not wrong, but I would say its definitely one of the best no education work that a guy can quickly get

[@rbasket8]

​@@siilnr1250how? It what consists your job to be more precise?

[@McZachary44]

3rd shift security is where it’s at. Nothing at all going on, and plenty of time for naps

[@siilnr1250]

@@rbasket8 doing financial planning and also calculating different needed characteristics for production companies to make them more efficient. But since I can do these pretty fast and chat GPT made it even more faster to make full raports then it's very easy if you know some statistics and basic economics.

[@MarkSoulEtker]

I worked as a security guard and i always hated the people kept saying "Can I just pass?" Like bro get tf out of here you cant pass

[@Mr.__Sofi]

lol tried that once

[@TheEtkers2]

​@@Mr.__SofiSame but the guard was angry and he started to chase me and I jumped into a helicopter and escaped he started shooting rockets at me the helicopter exploded and I jumped and managed to get in the club

[@gilly68g]

@@TheEtkers2blud lives in GTA 5

[@JO-zp8hm]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[@thelonewolf70x7]

​@@TheEtkers2and then you woke up.

[@harrymason4300]

I love being a security guard. I just sit at a desk and read for eight hours. I just wish the pay was a bit better.

[@jamesmelwani6000]

Don't you have to drag annoying people out though?

[@harrymason4300]

@@jamesmelwani6000 I work at a factory, not a mall.

[@evermoore66665]

@@harrymason4300Have you ever had any incidents before?

[@MorskaM]

Security Guard here as well. Pay is awful in this line of work. Doesn't even get much better if you advance in career, thus it's better to use those eight hours to study another career path.

[@soos1885]

there actually security guard jobs where the payment is really good and all you do is sitting and literally sleeping xP

[@Boba1717]

What I love about videos from Low Budget Stories is that the creator always inserts his own (maybe personal, maybe not) gratitude message to all of these underappreciated jobs. I really like that. I really hope all of you guys who are doing these jobs keep it up; you guys are the best.

[@CelltheGREAT]

💯👌🏾

[@alexisrondeaux2199]

I work as a security guard at night in hospitals. I spend around 3 hours patrolling, and the rest of the night watching shows, playing games, reading or chatting with the staff. I work 11 hours per night, but as soon as i finish the nights of work i have multiple rest days (like 7 nights of work then 8 rest days for example). It's great for people who enjoy being alone for the most part. And the pay is good !

[@herculepoivrot8491]

ssiap 1 squad !

[@audie-cashstack-uk4881]

Most are 4 on 4 off in UK and that is based as hell.... imdo 4 nights watching shows films yt and playing video games best job ever

[@thedoomslayer5863]

They really are perfect save for pay at some sites. Especially with inflation many of these jobs just do not pay enough to live and save money for retirement

[@chesterbenington1000]

Yeah I agree. Me on same 4 on 4 off. Loving it. Especially nights when nothing happens.​@@audie-cashstack-uk4881

[@andrejspetersons8500]

Imagine, how draining it would be, if you were on high alert during your shift ALL the time. Analyze every suspicious sound, every movement, if you see anyone on camera, look extra carefully at their actions, walk around with gun drawn out, etc. I wonder if that's even possible.

[@WisomofHal]

I worked as a security guard... it still feels seems like it was a dream.

[@JRPGGUY]

How so

[@khajiit8221]

It was one of the worst jobs I had too. Never again.

[@NoNSenSehah]

nah bro was william afton💀

[@WisomofHal]

My shifts were early morning, I'm sure late night is different. Have you noticed that the feeling is not the same when when you are sleepy because you didn't sleep enough and when you are sleepy because you haven't slept yet. I experienced the first while at work as security guard and regret is attached to this because you beat yourself up for not getting enough sleep. Then you go down that rabbit hole. In my case, I was doing this while going to school and I could only dream of the day I gained my skills and left. In my case, I was studying how to program and that concept is hard to grasp at first, until you get it. So, while you dream you'll one day leave the dead end job, you faced with a mountain of logic. People treat you like second class citizens, if they even acknowledge that you are there, at least until there is something they need from you. Depending on where you work, you see well off people moving from place to place and you wish it was you. You see them happy and well rested. You envy the life they have. The security policies are silly, you have to walk around a building to make sure the inhabitants won't step in a pile of poop on the way up to their office. Who work with a range of people, from old guys who are super chill, to college students making a buck to eat while they study, to complete lowlifes. I always say hi to the security person whenever I see one, you never know what they're going through. If it's seasonal job, my advice is to negotiate for the absolute best terms and hours.@@JRPGGUY

[@Technocratic_Crow]

Did you check the cameras?

[@SpiritShinobi]

As someone who was ex army working at G4S as an armed security guard in a hospital. I can confirm this is exactly how it is. Sometimes you have a lot of time in your hands and it's pretty chill but sometimes shit happens and you gotta be ready at all times. I wouldn't mind being security again!

[@Yenaldooshi138]

G4s is the biggest piece of shit of a company on planet Earth. I got fired for “excessive force” after getting attacked by coked up scumbags and defending myself. Their contracts with large companies are worth millions and they’ll fire their best men before stepping on their employers’ toes. Absolute jerkoffs

[@matthewbartke4424]

Yeah, security is better to have an not need than need and not have.

[@J2TFreedom]

And i just join G4S🎉🎉🎉

[@justjeo6742]

Ain't it 5Gs now?

[@mikesmith-wk7vy]

i work for allied at a g4s post they took over when they bought g4s

[@aestheticstorm]

I love it when Wojak gets the recognition he deserves!

[@emilioperez6888]

And comes from none other than a police officer, the guys that have to deal with this kind of shit everyday.

[@ahmetcagr7592]

Thank you all security guards around us. We really appreciate you all for being patient and keeping us safe.

[@brandonwilkinson0504]

Cheers bro

[@1988Demien]

In that job you don't know whats worse if something is happening or absolutely nothing

[@GhostofTradition]

I know it's nothing

[@williamtaittinger4529]

nothing ever happens in this bullshit job

[@q.u.e.2019]

As of rn NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING 😂 LMAO

[@biggumstevens1784]

Security has too modes "Fuck im bored" And "Fuck I wish it would slow down for a bit!"

[@pauldestu]

Stealing the WHOLE Bag without her noticing is wild 😂

[@thecomposerchanginggames5250]

It happens though

[@RearAdmiralTootToot]

​@@thecomposerchanginggames5250nah, a female would instantly know when her phone is too far away from her.

[@gemmeix]

@@RearAdmiralTootToot imagine just saying "woman" instead of "a female"

[@connorking3022]

Woman are pretty oblivious these days 😂

[@WitamGejuszku-oo4mr]

​@@gemmeix how about a female specimen of the Homo Sapiens genus?

[@puravida983]

Security Guard here, few months away from my 1st year. Some companies will treat you as disposable, neglect your safety, and improperly train you. Avoid those. We are not batman, we are not cops. I often view myself as a peacekeeper, and honestly that kind of mentality will keep you from being buried 6 feet. Always assess your surroundings, learn to de-escalate, choose your confrontations wisely and this job will treat you so fucking well. I have made countless relationships with patrons and have learned so much about my town. I used to work apartments overnights and I have been happier ever since I stopped working in shady areas I did not belong in, I also now work during the day. God bless us all :)

[@Bigworm98]

I’m watching this at work as a security guard 😂

[@Averagegamer454]

Same

[@honklerbonk8729]

Holy I had to pause half way to comment cause damn this one is fire, that opening scene and the way chad handles the situation, the epic chase sequence, 10/10 video keep it up brother, you are going places

[@drunkencitizen6168]

This.

[@CelltheGREAT]

Ultimate facts.

[@Peter_Parker69]

I too worked as a security guard/bouncer in my late teens and early 20's. It was ok just a small side gig while studying. The owner went to the same gym as me and wanted me to work for him. I'm well built and 5'11, so nothing special. For the few guys that was well built AND 6'3 and up, it was a walk in the park. Giga mogging everyone following their every command. Also made me so tired of people.

[@papapalps2415]

Must not have worked with the homeless terribly often, then, or at least your population of them is very different from the drug zombies here. It doesn't matter often times what advantage you have over them; they are on the planet Saturn mentally, they don't care.

[@Peter_Parker69]

@@papapalps2415 Yeah, no offence, but I'm Scandinavian and know enough about North America to know for certain I'm never going there. Despite the good stuff.

[@SelfRighteousNewAgeLightWorker]

​@@Peter_Parker69Smart move! 😃 Europe has everything. Meanwhile, the USA is falling apart.

[@williamtaittinger4529]

dude lives in the land of cucks of course he is afraid@@cory8837

[@tobymacdonald5893]

@@cory8837No they just don’t want to live in a worse country that’s all

[@TD_JR]

Security guards at our facility rotate in and out like it's a McDonald's. It's a thankless job... but, they do manage to serve an important service with their tours through areas that contain sensitive equipment that can alarm without an immediate response. Anyhow, if you're a security guard... you guys have my appreciation.

[@donderstorm1845]

unfortunately most jobs are thankless. we just keep doing it for the money.

[@saxonforbes507]

Thanks bro :)

[@deltahomicide9300]

Love seeing Wojak smile at the end of these.

[@demoix]

That made me smile too

[@MatthewBester]

This was unexpectedly wholesome. Even the Chad was a nice guy, a little bants, but nothing hostile. Nice one.

[@Confessingjesuschrist]

Im in 3rd shift security, primarily in the control center watching cameras. I left the big city police department to lay low and not risk my life every night. It's boring and i love that. No one wants to work third shift, i avoid office politics, just need to make sure the place doesn't fall apart. I mostly zone out for 8 hours and dip out. Its a beautiful thing to leave on time and go about my personal life.

[@xavierclayton9990]

It all depends on who your client is and where you work. I work armed security at a water treatment plant and it's chill with very little contact with the public.

[@IvanHernandez-pm4hr]

I love being a security guard, I work for a mental hospital and I am employed directly by the company, we work for 12 hours and get roughly about 23 an hour and we have the choice to work 6 days a week, money is great and for what we do just chill at the desk, check In patients, and when things go down just take down people and place them in seclusion. It’s great

[@Ranc1d_]

god damn, you're earning 6.6k a month, THATS INSANE. that's almost (ALMOST) 100k per year, which is considered rich depending on whether u live alone or with a family, if you live alone you're hella stacked, but if u have a family that's still slightly above average

[@graullas8981]

@@Ranc1d_ Overworking isn't rich. Sure he gets much money, but he hardly gets any time off. Being well positioned is working normal amount and having good money from it.

[@Jell-o-cide]

Honestly glad you enjoy your job. Keep at it.

[@IvanHernandez-pm4hr]

@@Ranc1d_ yes it’s great, I work long hours and roughly spend enough time with my children but my goal is to work so I can give them a better life, life is Los Ángeles is expensive but I’m thank god for helping me find a good job that gives me an opportunity to work an earn my money.

[@IvanHernandez-pm4hr]

@user-we1cs6gg8h $6,500 after I pay taxes

[@olofmeister3854]

To all security guards who watch the CCTV scene, what are some of the weirdest shits you've seen or experienced during your shift?

[@randyphillips6506]

Probably OF girls doing something thing dirty

[@SpecialistScorch]

Dude pissed in a janitor closet, we didn’t see it on cctv but the poor janitor lady walked in on the guy lol

[@pastaconketchups]

people making s*x, dr*gs and some wild cra*ckhead stuff

[@chunkyfecalbreakfast]

People crap and piss in stairs all the time. Nudity and sex in lifts, usually while eyeballing the camera. Cars rolling out of their spot in car parks and destroying cars or walls or just rolling to a stop without even touching anything. Theft. Robbery. Burglary. Criminal damage - kids love pulling out plants. Lots of spiders. Birds doing bird things. Sun rises are epic on IR enhanced cameras, you get ALL the colours. Random groups dancing around buskers are the coolest thing, especially when it gets big like 30 people +

[@president_problematic]

Some guy masturbating face down on the sidewalk. Also another guy humping my coworkers car

[@stevelucky7579]

Sometimes wojak wins. It’s nice to see his life isn’t a complete mess. 👍🏻

[@BboyDschafar]

Wait until Bogdanoff hears about this...

[@dofek-piano]

I just had to comment on this one. Oh boy, I worked as a security guard for a 5 years on various different positions like CCTV, mall guard, screening security at the airport. It feels right now like a distant dream as Im working in IT as a system admin. But in those times, it was rough and at the same time valuable as I learned a lot of lessons just through observations of other people and observing for a lot of time, my thoughts alone. I literally found my life purpose and read a shit ton of books on those jobs. Experience could be amazing, but pay is shitty. Anyway, I respect every single security guard since then that is doing his job properly. Thank you for your service and huge THANKS to low budget stories for making such amazing and authentic content. Nailed it.

[@Romanov392]

I laughed hardly when they laughed on that poping guy 😂😂

[@deantan4080]

Same here bro

[@stingerzing4063]

Dude I love your narratives. Gives a great humanizing perspective.

[@LowBudgetStories]

Thanks! :)

[@thecrownoffusion8420]

​@@LowBudgetStorieshey what's the song at 6:18

[@dariofun2748]

@@thecrownoffusion8420 Tevvez - Legend

[@TrueGold88]

4:28 The laughs were funny!

[@Baratako0]

As a security guard, I do have to comment on 3:33 that Wojak had nothing to be upset about. "We'll be gone as soon as [the police] arrive". That's exactly the kind of response we want from troublemakers like these. Fake a call to the police, then they leave. Our job isn't to intimidate. It's to observe and report. And sometimes kick people out. If they resist, just call the police. It can be stressful at times, but if you focus on the positives, it's a chill job.

[@drunkencitizen6168]

This one is fire, nice job Wojak. Keep it up, you're getting better and better

[@pastaconketchups]

i love working as a security guard, watching Netflix and anime for the entire time, best job ever, the pay could be better tho

[@killerr721]

​@sasacc322i agree im armed security that actually has to deal with issues and dangerous people and if i had someone who watched anime all day at the job as a partner id be more then pissed

[@qoki2244]

I work from home and i literally do the same thing, except i'm shirtless and in my underwear.

[@od4407]

@@killerr721Yea you’re trained at calling 911 faster huh

[@SteamboatWillie1233]

@@qoki2244 your home security

[@att2075]

female security guard? ok cool, we can steal

[@sinedvandendaele]

I worked 5 years ago as a security guard in a shopping center. You are specific about how it works, it reminds me of good times and bad times too. I still joined the army 2 years later 😂

[@Spongeguap]

I always love the wholesome messages at the end of your stories ❤ Quality content!

[@adamthewolf756]

This made my day. Thank you for making this! I been working in security for 1 year and 4 months.

[@KonicaHexanon]

Intelligent, good looking and smiling cop. This must be a Wojak meme universe, oh wait.

[@gabbls_]

I really appreciate how much work you put into your content. These are what get me through my job. Thank you.

[@SONY95ish]

Really great vid, I used to work at Amazon as security for 1.5 years before joining the police force, it's a role that no one appreciates but everyone has their part to keep things in balance. Some of it i can relate especially day dreaming to be an action hero.

[@eepylavendercat]

these stories may be low budget, but they're definitely high effort

[@beodun]

I like how the new stories are hopeful. Keep em coming

[@Truewolfguy]

4:35 I would laugh too

[@puffierfisher3666]

I worked as a security guard, and that was the scariest night of my life. It was at this abandoned 80s pizza place. Surprisingly, the CCTV system still worked, but that place must have been running on AA batteries because the power drained so quickly. There were also some animatronics, which I’m not really a fan of anyways. Somehow, they started moving and tried to go to my office. I had a really close call with this fox guy; he started running towards me but I quickly shut the door. That was the most horrifying experience I’ve ever had. And the pay, it was dogshit. But, nobody believes me when I tell them about it… not even my family.

[@InfuzeDcyphR]

Sounds like a creepy as fuck place 😂

[@sh4d0werr0r4]

One night down 4 to go have fun 😂

[@elitegamers5088]

Bro working at fnaf

[@The_Primitive]

Wow i remember going to that place as a kid! Sadly i lost one of my friends in there. I saw him following some random guy with a suit, then he just disappeared

[@flintlol5166]

LMAO😂

[@GhostofTradition]

I work in a booth most of the time, id hate the mall, never doing that. mostly I just watch KZbin when it's not busy honestly it's my favorite job

[@EshanZain]

Respect to the security guards out there. Very heart touching video. ❤

[@jaguarblanco79]

Love all the photos and footage from an actual mall for the backgrounds…an awesome production job!

[@karmaisreal261]

Just worked my last shift as a security guard on Friday, this cracked me up

[@LowBudgetStories]

Glad you enjoyed it :)

[@thecrownoffusion8420]

​@@LowBudgetStoriesyo wojack do you know the instrumental at 6:18?

[@shzarmai]

​@@LowBudgetStories awesome vide9 and btw check out the manga, Jagaaan for the MC who is a police officer

[@biggumstevens1784]

I am a armed security guard at a nuclear plant I started out guarding a gravel pit for minimum wage with nothing but a flash light and a note pad. The important part is to turn the months and years of dead end boredom and grind into experience, and use that to leverage your way into better paying jobs. You can get lulled into a sense of hopelessness and depression with the night shifts and constant routine. use that time to read, come up with a good game plan for life, stuff like that

[@joshklaver47]

Whatever it is that you're doing, be the absolute best you can be at it. Ask yourself at the end of every shift if there was something you could have done better, and learn everything you can. It works. I've picked up awards from multiple security companies by doing that.

[@SebastianDavidPB]

some people do prefer the night shifts, no fuss, no drama, just quiet time to meditate

[@Despond]

@@SebastianDavidPB It's great if you know your can get a proper sleep during the day in your area/neighborhood. If not, it's a living hell.

[@PurpleCrow27]

Fun video. This is more nostalgia than accuracy in 2023-2024. Malls are a thing of the past (unfortunately) and noble officers or bosses are as common as finding diamonds in the sewer. If you are doing well, appreciate what you got while you can, bros.

[@moteroargentino7944]

At least in my country (Argentina) malls are pretty much alive. They just shifted from being solely stores, to a mix of dining floors, supermarkets, games, novelty stores and basically whatever can get people coming. Last time I was in the Abasto Shopping, they installed an ice rink and a set of games with ziplines for the children in the main hall.

[@MaharlikaAWA]

You can get fired for absolutely no reason but for actually following post orders as well. They fire people all the time over dumb things, while guys who smoke weed or show up drunk don't get fired.

[@chazzbranigaan9354]

Malls are alive and well in california as well, we know midwesterners long for the long open hallways

[@HermannTheGreat]

lol? Malls are alive, just not as much. Malls are mostly a thing of the past imo, there is too much you can buy online and too many restaurants/large chains you can visit, malls aren't needed @@chazzbranigaan9354

[@ericjenkins2737]

I like when Wojak has a happy ending.

[@erduantahiri3084]

Worked as security guard 2 years straight at the hospital and its so cool cuz you have plenty of free time, at that time i hated my job, but now i miss it

[@eddard9442]

Hospital sec here, the downtime is killing me, I need adventure, it's good for a few years but not forever, 4 years so far for me.

[@joshklaver47]

I've been working in security for about 8 years, and this is pretty accurate. I've done a bit of retail security work, but I mainly focus on event security. It's a lot more fun and less boring. There's always some new challenge or unusual situation to deal with. If you put in the effort to learn, improve, and do the best job possible, it can be really rewarding. I highly recommend giving it a go. I basically get paid to go to almost every concert, festival, and sporting event in my area, and even some out of town. It's pretty awesome.

[@InfuzeDcyphR]

Agreed. I enjoy events a lot. Get to meet a lot of new people and network too.

[@FanTazTiCxD]

I expected Chad to get all the credit of saving the woman from the thief, due to some misunderstanding in the end 😂

[@kayttales]

As a security guard, i love this, shopping malls, canon event. My fav places so far is securing an office, quiet and calm with amazing staff members

[@FurryWrecker911]

This was probably the healthiest depiction of a dead-end job I've ever seen. Sure, you won't exactly move anywhere on the ladder, but the job is integral to a functional society. I just wish it paid well enough to retain people to do the job.

[@thestory746]

Its always the fat security the chilled one 😂

[@hiimmeurnot]

Love that this one has a happy ending, although it's almost begging for a part 2. I think this story is actually going places.

[@geeshta]

This was an emotional rollercoaster 🎢

[@SUPERLINKX2]

What makes this so complete is the makeshift Allied Universal uniform

[@alonsohernandez2783]

Lmao I like how people are walking backwards in the scene with chad and wojak first walking around

[@trillwavesofficial]

Your channel has become my go to during work ( I have lots of free time ) do one about project managers !! Love it keep rocking ❤

[@CyanTygerTTV]

I used to work security and you got the car pooping guy right. Bravo !

[@kalmahnalyd4615]

Man, I just really love the quality of these videos and this channel in general. One of the best channel on KZbin in my opinion.

[@barnazadori9227]

I actually got used to sad stories and expected Wojak to be taken by the police in handcuffs because he was not legally allowed to self judge a criminal and knock him out and hurt him.

[@TKUltra971]

@2:48 Hoodies, Prime, and euro hard base. The edge is killing me LOL

[@doc.rankin577]

"Still working on getting into the Army" Me still serving after 12 years: Sounds like code for too scared to just do it. Easy asf to get in.

[@joshklaver47]

Exactly. They'll recruit anyone with a pulse these days. The question is whether it's a smart career choice, and the answer is usually no.

[@Turas2010]

Every episode shows Your montage progress, good job! Keep doing that dude! 💪

[@Khanh1200]

I love how good you make this animation. It caught me of guard. That ahh in 5:57 got me so hard.

[@wolfepatterson8021]

Security can be a pretty sweet job. It can also really suck. It really depends on what you're guarding and where. Also depends on you as a person. Some guards make their jobs way harder by trying to act like police officers. Nobody likes kinda guard

[@jaymin8928]

I work as you described,police officer type but the place I guard is at night.Wage is shitty tho and they call me too much to fit gaps.We will have talk about it soon with boss as it won't be going this way.They will have to pay extra 2x if they want me jumping every day working night shifts.Tho they all do respect that I always wear good stuff to job and I work in boots unlike others who work in black shoes etc.

[@calebhutchinson5759]

We call those guys Paul Blarts

[@BungusShorts]

always looking forward to your next vid!

[@Shadows1036]

Bro Keep up this amazing Work I'm loving These "Life as a" Videos 💕

[@TeamMshaw]

A happy ending. Worked in both professions for years. Great video.

[@likemysnopp]

The message in the end is important for all of us with not so appriciated jobs that are kind of easy but still needed

[@yoloswaggins9989]

Easy? Believe me, working in a office all day is way easier than actually working with people. People are horrible most of the time.

[@omary702]

Your animations are gettin better and better, keep it

[@matthewgreen8561]

I work as a Armed guard currently and was an unarmed security guard for a few years. Been doing this for six years, and dude this made my day thanks man.

[@RayMak]

Do not underestimate their importance

[@adobotravels]

Either you’re with veterans who just came from service in Afghanistan or you’re with old people passing time

[@SebastianDavidPB]

veterans are amazing team mates, on the other hand the regular old farts are in it just to double their pensions and will torment everyone just for their amusement

[@MathGPT]

This is now my favorite show, I never miss an ep

[@MarcosJunior-mx6jl]

One of my favorite channels keep it up 👏🏼👏🏼

[@user-2Hteyasizyc]

Everyone here just happens to be a security guard. I love how KZbin is the new reddit. "Security guard here"

[@joshklaver47]

Yeah, we so need our own subreddit. So many great work stories to share. I'm looking it up now...

[@Milky_catty938]

Bro they gonna do something sus in the private toilet 2:08

[@montoya-400]

And get fired?

[@Shawarmax]

i saw this channel on my home page, AND I LOVE IT!

[@Creations_by_Creator]

It's that little bit of motivation, it always keeps you going.

[@modernman7576]

Security was actually an awesome job. Lots of fun with fun people

[@thermogoji4853]

1:27 everyone is walking backwards

[@user-dw2mt7fz8z]

ngl this is peak content bro keep doing these, its really good ngl

[@MaharlikaAWA]

If this was realistic the cops wouldn't have showed up in time for the pooping guy. They would have maybe came by 2 hours later and said "oops guess he's gone." If they did have cops near by on a slow day then that might happen. Also when the security guard chased the guy with the purse the security guard would have been fired immediately for touching a person and "putting himself in a dangerous situation." When Chad said that stuff to the teens he would also have been fired for making threats of bodily harm. The kids would have complained and reported it and the parents showed up later to demand he be fired and threaten to sue the security company. The company would fire the Chad instantly. One realistic thing is that there is always at least 1 good cop who will give the security guard credit when he helps get a bad guy. But most cops hate security guards and treat us like garbage. The entire security industry is a joke and pathetic. It's not like it was originally when guards were serious business and were allowed to do things and encouraged to do so.

[@joshklaver47]

There are still plenty of us who take what we do very seriously. It's up to you how effective you want to be in your role. That dedication and professionalism is something you have to bring to the table.

[@shannonquinn8687]

I had to laugh when Chad was talking about going into the army. When I worked for a security company we would all talk about these ambitious plans we had even though there was a part of us that knew we would never accomplish these goals. Still, it was a way to cope with being in a seemingly dead end job.

[@MaharlikaAWA]

Security companies always have the wannabe military and wannabe cops who are absolute weirdos and fake. The others are some ex army or whatever guys who never did any combat or anything serious. Then most are the fat guys and really skinny nerds who wouldn't intimidate anyone. The rest are the actual guys who want to do their best and wish they were allowed to stop things from happening instead of just standing there pretending to secure something. It's a fake industry.

[@joshklaver47]

Where I live, plenty of people go from security to the police, but it doesn't always work out the way they hoped. On average, people spend 4 or 5 years in the police here.

[@uomofocaccina6697]

For me it's the exact opposite, I hear of people who go from the army or the police to become security guards

[@ipassingthrough]

I'm impressed, you've gotten much better

[@thenotoriousmilo9206]

A part 2 is a must. Gotta show the negative sides of Security.

[@milkhomie4582]

4:54 😂😂

[@yuumigaming420]

I remeber playing rust with a dude who was a chill and all Then he was like i'm a security guard btw and i have to do some checks and stuff brb I was kinda jealous

[@lordterra1377]

I love this series. Low budget or not this is high quality stuff.

[@Mr.Flipaclip]

These stories are not low budget they’re a high budget I love these stories keep making more

[@crimbullet]

I can’t wait to watch this one! 🙏🏼 😂

[@Unclemike909]

Shaunnnnnn!

[@crimbullet]

@@Unclemike909 😂 😂

[@monke3548]

Dude finally got a good ending