Coding on a 15 year old computer - Programmer Boris

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Programmer Boris is here! I had to get some floppy disks and a new drive to finish this video so it took 3 whole weeks to finish. But final product is better than ever!
In this video I am teaching to code in a very easy programming language - Python. Python is great for beginners and written in a very logical way. Once you learn the structure of this language, it can be applied to other coding languages as well.
This tutorial shows how to use "if", "else", "while" and some basic functions.
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[@emadeathmetal1264]

*Me at an interview* Interviewer: Where did you study to program? Me: To a Russian vodka drinker.

[@IPlayKindred]

Your hired

[@IPlayKindred]

@MUSTAFA AHMED we're hired

[@KairOS5o]

So just a Russian then.

[@jotarokujo6454]

Hired

[@tawfeeqpurdasy4700]

Interviewer: I resign and appoint you to my place

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

"But one long beep, oy pizdec you better run fast." I've never heard a POST code described so accurately in my life.

[@pizza6383]

Whats a POST code? An emergency message?

[@GuidesF0RGames]

John Wang power on self test

[@tr_slimey6811]

@@pizza6383 Most computers test if the hardware and basic firmware work after power on. If they do not, a series of beeps are used to alert the user. These are called POST codes because they tell the user of the result of the Power On Self Test.

[@Random-xv1xh]

Hahahahahaha yeah lmao xD

[@mike4407]

That's what happened to Cernobyl

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

Boris being suprised every time he finds a smaller Matrjoschka just really made my day :D

[@rootabeta9015]

B E G O N E O N I O N D E M O N

[@diamentus3774]

Sound at the end is Vadim screaming in pain

[@sleepydog9968]

1:39

[@thrwawyacct]

Ah, yes, typical recursion delusions. The computer limits successive commands to stop this, most people aren't patient enough to test the limits. Smartphones are single loop, zero memory, like my western capitalist psychiatrist.

[@CaptCovfefe515]

Lmao like he’s never seen a matryoshka doll before, it’s so funny

[@aryangregory7584]

How are Russians doing so many cyber attacks? Slavs : "Because there is so many virus on this device, that if I go online, it crashes the Internet."

[@mlgxd244]

again.....

[@aycc-nbh7289]

“Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.” -Garry Kasparov

[@shadowthefurryscientist]

again.

[@Captain.Mystic]

"You are now literally overqualified to work at every tech startup" Boris shooting fire.

[@cxtabs]

1000-ый лаек мой.

[@shadowplay1211]

Окей

[@banjocharaassertingdominan3549]

Russian Tech

[@thrwawyacct]

Typical western capitalist hiring manager. They cut you out as soon as you are irreplaceable.

[@-Raylight]

4:55 "What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?" *_“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions”_*

[@SpiralFXTheRandom]

I did that all the time Blyat😂🤣

[@zhaoyixiang3845]

I disagree. Clearly it is Yes, I am 18 years or older.

[@LS-Moto]

@@zhaoyixiang3845 well, I'm not lying on that one 😂

[@Thesuice]

You are all wrong, it's: opens here

[@marbialyiusz_4588]

"One beep is not bad but one long beep - oy pizdec you better run blyat" can't stop laugh

[@UdaishankarT]

I am a dev, whenever I am depressed, I watch this and forget all my worries. thanks Boris :)

[@MrMaskYT]

2 beep - Fine 1 beep - no good 1 long beep - run,blyat! 10 beep - Bomb has been planted. 1 beep only and monitor goes black - Vadim stole the eletric cabel again. No beep - Install vodka cooler system.

[@netw0lf]

No beep - Have some vodka, until it does beep. Or till the moment you realize that pc is not plugged in, debil.

[@smol_time-traveler4534]

@@netw0lf ahh suka, i remember when i was a little ditya i always forget to plug cable, good times

[@soniromanov]

If it's long beep it means you didn't rush B

[@Yebby__]

0 beeps your already ded

[@BillagePoopWars]

@@smol_time-traveler4534 dont you mean cyka

[@Xentixer]

The joke about over Overqualified for a startup is just pure Gold !!!

[@andreycherevat]

-Guys, your founding is full. What are you doing right now with our money? -We are learning new technologies. -What technologies? -Object Oriented Programming. OOP. Super technologies

[@EVE101Patt]

it's funny cause it's true ;)

[@ajaysinghrathore1940]

Me who codes on a 11 year old laptop: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary"

[@savakujundzic]

Oof i have 9 year old pc :( good thing im getting new one imo it will be so op

[@ajaysinghrathore1940]

@@savakujundzic That's great!

[@user-ze3ui8ur9h]

me who codes on a 16 year old pc:

[@borisslavk01nolastname91]

US army who still uses windows 95 operating system: "Pathetic"

[@t-90theslavictonk60]

me who codes on radar: I A M G O D

[@slouberiee]

Thanks to Boris now the citizens of "western" countries realize that we in eastern Europe actually have doors, running water, electricity, floors, bathrooms, cooking stoves, computers, pet cats and food! :-D Thanks for spreading this revelation throughout the world, Boris :)

[@baulemsk3235]

When you understand what he says: I'm a Chernobyl Nuclear scientist

[@firepower7017]

Oh lord that radiation on you is very severe. We gotta put you down.

[@AlexanderPR2]

* a Chernobyl MUTANT nuclear scientist

[@otemachi4317]

It's just 3.6 roentgen

[@firepower7017]

@@otemachi4317 Get away mutant! I got... A German sausage! So back up!

[@SwipeKun]

Weebo pic :3

[@kaiser10298]

Damn, thought we were gonna finally see how to play Kalashnikov....

[@alonewolf3474]

I wanna learn it too blyat!!

[@bloro6389]

winning deck is always A K 4 7

[@HALOWEENTHER]

@@bloro6389 but how to play it debil?

[@kaarstaag]

@@HALOWEENTHER probally like poker

[@HALOWEENTHER]

@@kaarstaag i dunno how to play poker blyat

[@dirtbaker]

This was the first thing to get me into Python, the commands had no errors and worked perfectly! It's fun to learn python.

[@Coffeehouse_Latte]

Have you learned to program Soyuz spacecraft, BLYAT!?

[@lokii5779]

wish there were more of these, the usual python tutorials lose my attention as soon as they start speaking but not this, this has my attention all the way through, love your videos.

[@sirpickljohn7691]

I'm not gonna lie, as a programmer, this is actually a good tutorial

[@VahinSharma]

@Hatake Kakashi That's called *slavic oriented programming*

[@0neScreen]

I was thinking the same thing. Best tutorial I have seen for a simple Python program.

[@skidhvh]

he didn’t even tell what is string

[@p-pizza]

True

[@ad2k17]

ehh

[@AscendedBeyond]

Man I'm getting old when I think 15 year old computer I think of like an early 90's beige computer

[@ParisAlexandros]

Is it bad that I used one of those running XP until 2016? Lol

[@0d138]

@@ParisAlexandros Better than Windows 2000...

[@Hexabyte_Studios]

Ahem* *W E*

[@sonia.bennett1]

Nah i think of an old server

[@stultus2503]

No offense but your probably 10

[@Victorakaerj]

I learned more in this video than the hours I spent on the internet for python for beginners

[@CykaMicrowave]

that is the magic of the *boris*

[@megas_alekos]

0:34 The keyboard smashing timing with music is great.

[@bibasik7]

I am also programmer. Can confirm that python does not bite.

[@Uponn1]

It bites, when you have to follow the traceback of an error and it tells you that it starts from Mars.

[@lowearthsurfer]

@@Uponn1 it bites when you transfer 2.6 to 3.1

[@davidmarkovian2794]

@@Uponn1 That happens in Java too, it's not the program, it's your shitty coding skill.

[@Uponn1]

@@davidmarkovian2794 You haven't written in either Java or Python to know what I am talking about. :)

[@MrRobbi373]

@@Uponn1 I have been using Java at Uni for the past 3 years, and this summer switched to Python for my bachelor's thesis. Python tracebacks are as readable as Java's, but Java tracebacks are extremely bad in frameworks like Spring, JSF. But that sums web programming up in general IMHO. Probably Python Django or other web frameworks are about as bad, too.

[@justsomeguywithatophat6248]

"Once you learn the language, the bike gets a bell." Boy, i kinda hate java syntax, and this part made me smile

[@cruelplatypus67]

It made us all smile *Soviet national anthem starts"

[@qwertyuiopzxcfgh]

The syntax is about the only thing I like about Java. I hate the Python syntax with a passion though. Braces (with auto-indentation) are way better than just using indentation imo. Also, while not using typecasting makes writing code for yourself a lot easier, it's a hell if you have to work with code that someone else has written.

[@cageybee7221]

@@HALOWEENTHER brazil is the russia of south america

[@HALOWEENTHER]

@@cageybee7221 yes yes it is! thanks to papa hardbassov

[@comicsans1689]

@qwertyuiopzxcfgh I like the Python syntax, except for the indentation. I much prefer C# and C++ syntax. I really love doing simple text output in C++ because the Output stream is very easy to work with and to insert variables into. Java can die in a fire, it should have died in the 90s but retarded business managers fell for the OOP is the future meme and now we're essentially forced to use OOP for everything.

[@karolcookiefan]

I've been learning python for 4 months now, and this video teached me 10 times my knowledge

[@victoradetayo9225]

really??? he just used some basic if, elif, else and while statements lol

[@karolcookiefan]

@@victoradetayo9225 yeah im pretty bad at python 😂

[@milanche_]

8:54 for some reason the "brek" kills me every time 😂

[@pladimir_vutin]

believe or not this is a very effective way to teach programming to beginners.

[@danielrepository7383]

This actually helped me a bit. Boris is a wizard blyat.

[@genericmanchild]

yeah that's how i started learning python

[@BRUHItsABunny]

yea it could be very effective, not the way i learned python but definitely a fun way so would work

[@alter_ego_314]

He HAS to make more videos like this, my friends would finally understand the “While your out, buy some milk” joke

[@albertagungbillisupangkat6584]

the vid gives a goal for the program, which most tutorial fails to do

[@alyxrover3050]

Literally 19 units of high school programming class in 11 minutes

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

indeed. 11 minutes well spent.

[@gh0stb014]

I know right?

[@cartographir7172]

This man has taught a semester of computer science in 11 minutes

[@kadama8527]

and by a Patriot Slav which looks like a terrorist in CS:GO still better than my teachers

[@maddiealexandria5876]

Well you don't really learn much in HS xD. I can teach myself tech stuff in a week, that takes other people my age a semester. And I'm not that special. So, teach yourself stuff and avoid tech classes in hs.

[@fermanahmedov8186]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Vadim: Blyat

[@NeeNiekVG]

My friend: So, how did you learn to program? Me: A Slav teached me

[@Anonymous-xn2xh]

I am watching on a 19 year old computer. HAH!

[@RocketLR]

I? You mean WE, blin!

[@Kriegter]

OUR computer, OUR year

[@bsfgpmedia]

Nahuia?

[@c2h6-e]

I would be watching on a 18-year-old computer if that computer didn't get a virus

[@12.rishabraj30]

It says u commented 19 minutes ago

[@xaladlovesgames2986]

Everyone: "Hello World" Boris:"Hello Vadim"

[@frederik3313]

You mean Vadim blyat

[@Nico-pq2ky]

"Vadim Blyat"

[@Nico-pq2ky]

Sure,papa stalin is proud.

[@franzwolf8082]

Me: "Fuck society"

[@henryward8311]

Isn't Boris part of everyone?

[@MattyQube]

I started my Python course relatively close in time to finding this video. I never expected Boris from all people to give me sound explanations for beginners.

[@thatrussianstalker]

Watching Boris before or in the middle of a mental breakdown make it go away so easy, Boris is more comforting than actual parents idk

[@DANLi_]

As a programmer, I can say that this is very accurate video.

[@lukamitrovic7873]

What's funny is this is exactly how deep every single python course on youtube goes.... In 4 hours

[@ZeRiKyU]

BLYAT..............STAY CHEEKI BREEKI

[@joe4jj99]

Yes. It's the ultimate basics tutorial.

[@saikinist]

I was surprised how compact and simple he made it to be lol ive been learning to code in python for 2 years now and every course ive seen so far has taken this exact lession and has stretched it out into 4 hours of talking (completely unnecessarily btw)

[@De1tAStreaM]

I lost it at the while loop without break. Hope the PC still functions properly

[@burdubb6518]

US: Russia is a massive threat to computer security Russia: Just wait desktop pc need to charge

[@tredI9100]

lol :)

[@duminicad]

blyat!

[@user-ot5qo5dd4u]

Он распространяет стереотипы про россию

[@Xyzanimator]

@@user-ot5qo5dd4u That's the point. Many people think that stereotypes are funny, and he uses that to attract an audience.

[@icannotthinkofaname6248]

*VADIM BLYAT*

[@mrgameboy6261]

I WANT MORE TUTORIALS LIKE THIS, BLYAT

[@M_I_C_I__M_A_U_S]

Thank you boris, thank you for showing me the world of coding, thanks to you i discovered a new hobby

[@1SimonTheKid]

Instructions unclear accidentally looped "Vadim Blyat" to the Pentagon

[@Rettithestinker]

Good

[@CyranofromBergerac]

Send it to Area 51 during the raid to take down their defenses.

[@Yebby__]

Blyat

[@aidenpearce7775]

@@CyranofromBergerac i like this guy, come and squat with me.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

From Vadim with love.

[@matheusmaranhao278]

Fun fact: In Portuguese we also use "opa" when something surprises us. I feel 1% more slav now than before watching this video

[@HALOWEENTHER]

hello comrade,opa i have fallen

[@dyncoder]

Fun fact: In dutch opa is grandpa

[@sapphire3581]

@@dyncoder that means that when I say "opa" in Holland, everybody thinks I suddenly said "grandpa"?

[@maiagalm9956]

Последний от Монолита Fun fact: Opa!

[@p3rs3us58]

@@dyncoder in Germany too

[@Proxytality]

This lesson gave me my start in programming. Now I am certified in both web and app development. Currently doing my CompTIA+ certs and Comrade Boris has been best teacher. Cheers 🍻

[@kaksoispistev5403]

Thanks, man. Belive it or not, this is the video that made me start my programming journey : )

[@akratooos]

OI! WINDOWS XP BLYAT! It has been years, comrade! You still alive!

[@viktorqanakiev1130]

Windows Blyat

[@odysseykm1169]

Γεία σου ρε Θεοφανίδη . Ελλάδαρα

[@Harrison5201]

Makedonija za Makedoncite!

[@tzog24]

Καυλιαρηηηη

[@margaritismorikis]

Ελλάδα

[@jonathanrosas9046]

"No, no, no, what the blyat was that?!" -Boris 2019, and probably all other future programmers trying to code.

[@luporion2909]

Perfection

[@wacknesium]

*copy paste from stackoverflow

[@surge9310]

Im interested in programming and i guess im pretty good when it comes to PC parts and just normal use, but when i watched a video for coding I was wondering if I'm the dumbest person alive. Boris explained it very nice.

[@rhianpollard1282]

No one says “what the blyat”, they say “ what the blin”

[@jackkreacherr9339]

KZbins recommendations are taking me to the past. Love it either way

[@ImperatorGrausam]

Man, that Dell computer brings back memories of CS 1.6 in school with other students. I remember our school had the whole set, with the CRT monitor. Hell yeah, take me back already. The days are long, the years are short...

[@crazypvpHow]

This video taught me more than my python classes last year. Edit: Updated CV to fluent in python, got into MIT

[@Riceball0349]

True

[@oliver8512]

Yea

[@tarekali7064]

F for you

[@Herenda06]

me to

[@gummypotatoes2887]

If (learning > class): Boris += 1 *L I K E*

[@FourThousandAndFive]

In Soviet Russia, we do not use Java blyat, we use SLAVa

[@YamiKisara]

@Саркис Агамалян in Czechia too, though not used much anymore. In fact, it's probably a name in all Slav countries (go figure).

[@cageybee7221]

@@YamiKisara doesn't Slava mean glory?

[@dogmeat7582]

@@cageybee7221 Yes, comrade

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Aiii....why kamerads? We in Java, indonesia loves you blyat! And our coffee is num 1

[@jamesash3181]

Blyat#

[@CykaMicrowave]

this genuinely got me into programming, thank you professor boris 🤙

[@Guytron95]

"You are now over-qualified..." hahaha, God Bless you, Boris.

[@leonhardeuler9839]

I’m a programmer and I wish I had a teacher like Boris when I first began.

[@KocsonyasKarcsi]

looking back, literally made more sense.

[@deepfried3224]

Who else loves his expression when he realizes theres more matryoshkas in each other

[@humblenoob7631]

“begone onion demon” dakka dakka dakka *boom* “a a a”

[@TribleDub]

Best part xD

[@fatkrab7556]

it was mine when i saw one after one after one

[@SNST3184]

Me

[@titangaming3861]

This guy made me laugh for some hours XD

[@phoenixsub7072]

its always good to keep Ya sense of Humour in the not so delicate times.

[@CHITUS]

"Because there is so many virus on this device, that if I go online, it crashes the Internet." - Boris, 2019

[@bobmcguffin5706]

"...again"

[@belak6357]

Boris explained python better than my first instructors, good job

[@ilhamn1177]

@Vitor Cavalcanti Boris use text editor PyCharm you can download it for free

[@andrewcardozo6151]

@Vitor Cavalcanti The python exe? That installs python and it sounds like you've already ran it. If so what you do now is create a new project in PyCharm and then add a .py file to the project like Boris does in the video.

[@vivekmathur3514]

Right but this be like the hello world program 😂

[@baceca7065]

@Vitor Cavalcanti I think you need at least a basic computer understanding before starting programmation, this is just an advice

[@aleksa8761]

@Vitor Cavalcanti Download pycharm and create a new project. .py files are Python files, and the .exe is a program. You don't open exes, they are made to be runnable but not editable (you just regenerate them again and again on code changes). For Python, you'll in 95% of cases just run the .py file. Checkout some Python docs for an introduction to Python. And good luck! Programming is great

[@koller8930]

Next video: "Math behind machine learning in C blyad blyad with Boris"

[@herrnilsen3314]

Objective-bljat

[@aidenpearce7775]

Oh hell no Dude difficult, use python man.

[@TheArnoldification]

@@aidenpearce7775 My first programming language I had to learn in engineering was C++ can confirm, mind is now shut off to learning programming for forseeable future

[@paco4756]

from Boris import machine_learning_in_c

[@youtubeshmuel7138]

Kotblin or jablyat?

[@user-jv5fn4fu2g]

This genuinely helped me start my programming in python

[@Cornyone]

As a robot programmer who does a lot of competitive robotic challenges this is a better tutorial than any tutorial I've seen in a while.

[@theknitby]

Fallout 4 terminal hacking: *i'm in* Slav terminal hacking: *OPPPAA WE ARE INSIDE BLYAT*

[@afuea-qg5yo]

Blyat help me

[@user-iy2wy6cj8y]

Ten minutes after, I suddenly realised he’s speaking English.

[@bigkoi1015]

Wait a DAmn Minute

[@user-ei3dd9zc6x]

Wait... WHAT?

[@nicholasrs05]

U SERIOUS?!?!?!

[@heldnhastyar2091]

me2 Xd

[@niteshmaurya4458]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aspirina231]

Dude, it's the same flatulent IBM knock off that we had in high school. Much appreciated. Very good.

[@jayantkolapkar2926]

Jokes apart, *THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY TEACHING BASIC CODING !!!* Edit: Oy Pizdec, so many likes BLYAT!

[@akhil_babu.k]

I thought it was a joke I was so wrong 😂😂

[@potato675]

C# programmer here

[@jayantkolapkar2926]

Even I learned C++ and Java in school. Would have been a lot better if I would have found Boris.

[@drunksigh8690]

@currency ma I think you are a 12 years old kid who can't get a grasp of C#, so you offense those that do

[@rienezukana]

This is legit basic programming

[@methanoI]

this dude taught me more programming than my entire year of lockdown programming classes

[@yellowway360]

this literally inspired me to start programming :D

[@could0not]

This file is fine, This is fine, no no NO WHAT THE BLYAT WAS THAT? Ah it's probably fine.

[@augstobrunoaguiaralves570]

People from Chernobyl be like

[@marcosm.5015]

i see java?

[@bryanleow5024]

installing cracked software be like

[@user-qo7cb6fs4d]

blyat it fack

[@astronaut6418]

Freaking JAVA??!

[@lucasandrea2144]

"Soviet Russia hacker trying to invade CIA servers" Colorized, 1985.

[@ElectroDoge]

lol

[@63Hayden]

They had colour in 1985

[@jackkseptictank]

Bill Kerman thats why it’s colorized

[@SenkaBandit]

Cyka

[@tobiaslasia2727]

Colorized

[@doomerguy5670]

То чувство, когда от видео Бориса понял и научился большему, чем в школе на уроках информатики.

[@ivancomp_inside]

Жиза

[@jagadishgospat2548]

Boris: **Speaks** everyone: I like your funny words magic man.

[@williamglass2223]

Damn, my local Soviet space station is closed.

[@mrbreakstuf]

*blyat

[@SAD-wv3xc]

See is Chernobyl has one comrade!

[@williamglass2223]

Just checked, they’re out of Sputnik parts.

[@2romanian4you20]

damn... my local nuclear testing site just exlpoded

[@ioloplayer7702]

Ohhhhhh cyka

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Soviet spy obtaining access to CIA server (1987)

[@aleksander7014]

Gopnik it'd be 1985 as by 1987 the cold war was mostly blyat over

[@HALOWEENTHER]

* colorized *

[@rendem9539]

@@HALOWEENTHER there was colour tv in the 80's

[@doge5014]

1972 Chevrolet Nova DO NOT WOOSH THIS ACCOUNT THEY WERE CORRECT AND UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE

[@khorehmandirani]

I see we all are men of culture as well, debils...

[@souhardya1487]

best python tutorial on internet , please make a fullplaylist like this.

[@empirerus9696]

finally. good quality tutorial. блядь

[@cinkow9596]

The legend says that when the computer did two long beeps reactor four went pizdziec.

[@cinkow9596]

@@wiktormaciaszczyk1633 nie ściemniam

[@prymus141]

@@cinkow9596 "nie zmyślam"

[@IPanonima17]

Keep up the series, you just teached me at least 4 of my programing classes in under 15 minutes. Looking forward to the java video

[@LittleDanny9899]

Yhea same back in my old class we used around 4 or 5 hours until we got to the first if

[@caesarovich6538]

Where do you guys fucking learn programming ?

[@HyperChronos27]

@@caesarovich6538 I started in high school. They offered a class so I took it.

[@huybach1609]

I love your soudtrack background :3

[@lifelonggamer1899]

Ok ngl, I literally just watched this video for an hour and actually learned how to program it! I mean I kinda have to copy it over before I learn to do it by memory, but this actually teaches you how to CODE. Boris, what a legend.

[@fzerowipeoutlover]

If I create a new programming language I'll call it BlyatScript in honor of this guy.

[@bradleypearl2986]

So, fuckscript?

[@zyriantel9601]

@@bradleypearl2986 I'd buy it

[@andreyvolkov3117]

уже есть ЙоптаСкрипт. In Russia there is already kinda joke, like YoptaScript

[@rilesmiles4564]

Mine is going to be called Yang. Why? It just sounds cool.

[@VideaVice25]

I'd call mine CykaScript

[@jackieboyok]

“A large file” it’s one kilobyte...Jesus I love windows XP

[@spreademu1218]

Lol XP really is special Education

[@aster09]

@@spreademu1218 ik

[@muhammad5885]

Mine have 1000 bytes

[@marschallblucher6197]

*Luaghs in 3.1, ME And Vista*

[@silvioricardo0065]

Hello Boris, I just wanted to thank you for helping me figure out that my passion in life is to program. I just finished an online course on algorithms and I'm currently taking an online course for Python 3. Thank you so much for the incredible and really funny content. And always, stay cheeky breeky🥔🥔🍠🍟🍟

[@TPoserGaming]

10:34 😂😂😂Lmao GTA 6 floppy disk

[@sincog1592]

boris:"this is fine" *sees java" boris:"NO NO NO what the blyat was that?"

[@gary449]

"This could take 5 minutes to 10 hours depending on your configuration" I am a PC repair technician and i can verify this.

[@CassandraFortuna]

honestly, anyone who's ever had to build a computer on a budget for a friend or relative knows this painful truth

[@syn7863]

I don't doubt that

[@crownology2464]

"Gary" what a classic PC repair technician name (no sarcasm intented)

[@SssagaBenches4U]

can confirm this

[@ivancomp_inside]

I had a PC which had boot in 5 minutes. But that was because of Windows 10 and some trash installed. I installed Windows 7 and now it boots in a 50 seconds

[@hnevko]

This one was gold.

[@PurpleAce]

What amazes me is that this is actually a good entry-level python tutorial. Completely unrelated, I need an old computer for the sole purpose of watching Serial Experiments Lain on it...

[@maxhacks2942]

i'm actually suprised boris has a soviet code learning book.

[@Gray-Wolf]

I mean we kinda saw it coming XD

[@strawtifulbonnie9363]

@@Gray-Wolf facts.

[@AndreyPutilov]

2004 is modern times. Soviet ended in 1990 14 years before that. There were and there are lots of books on programming, it's not a surprise.

[@pandertv2235]

@@AndreyPutilov 1991*

[@mesonychoteuthishamiltoni9100]

*soviet computer engineer in 1948 working on atomic bomb project to balance nuclear balance , colourized

[@ninthcrusader2355]

lime archer Capitalist Urod! Is Soviet engineer working on Tsar Bomba

[@supermachine2275]

>soviet >manhattan project bruh

[@sauronmauron6965]

Stop talking commie,and build MY "horrible and totally useless mass destruction weapon"

[@Prox.DefinitelyTheBestEditor]

Лучший урок по питону, который я когда-либо видел, красава.(Best python lesson I've ever seen, nice)

[@user-wj8or3eu8t]

russian moment

[@Syner2600]

@@user-wj8or3eu8t Ответил человек с ником Андрей Шкарёв.

[@raffaellegregorryc.1276]

Thanks for the tutorial, comrade.

[@danielschroedinger2090]

"Java is too hard for beginners" *cries in C++*

[@nachostv4217]

Cries in C

[@carloscarrete7411]

Cries in Assembler

[@shryoder]

*cries in Binary*

[@bigombrello]

*cries in riassembling electrons manually*

[@zNoah]

C isn't hard... I think

[@hoyuanxin2783]

This is apparently more useful than the programming lessons I'm taught at school

[@meki8535]

Literally

[@aviationdude9546]

IKR

[@maarcislv]

"Today we're learning QBasic!" - "I know this shit" - "Well, but binary..." - "Don't tell me, I freakin know" - "But..." - "Is this school a freaking Joke??? I've been coding 2d and 3d games for the last 3 years, but you want to explain me what is QBasic?? Really??" - "Get out! You're getting an F" 😂😂😂

[@skylark306]

Ho Yuanxin Boris: forgets to mention python is indentation sensitive Students: Blyat

[@ngfg]

Бля, ты ещё не видел, что в России на уроках информатики происходит, мы там писюны в пэинте рисуем и на компьютеры гта скачиваем.

[@adarabadian]

as a developer, i wish there was an option to give you more than one like.

[@andrewlegoboy8755]

The best programming tutorial.

[@tawfeeqpurdasy4700]

Google Interviewer: "Where did you learn coding?" Me: "Life of Boris.." Google Interviewer: "I fire myself and appoint you in my place"

[@maxmuller8633]

He will waste his life because getting a job in GOOGLE ain't easy

[@chrissmith1152]

@@maxmuller8633 woooosh

[@EditEmpowerment]

@@maxmuller8633 shtupid

[@maxmuller8633]

@Angel Chavez I have did it to myself like 500 times already

[@tadeaskovacik7296]

Java is a programing language, Jawa is a Czech motorbike

[@Ninetey-el1mr]

And both are literal races

[@user-ek3jg2ie5e]

Java is a Russian tea (ява)

[@romanochernetskii823]

Ano

[@romanochernetskii823]

ドスパウネ is Russian bike

[@swagagain8651]

Did you forget about OSTRAJava? Best language so far. Definitly try guys.

[@NoobGyver]

this is still the best and easiest python tutorial. No joke.

[@okuu_utsuho]

Thanks to you comrade, I can now start making programs!

[@TeddyBearGaming999]

The more impressive part is that he was able to screen record windows xp

[@tanercoder1915]

shh! probably a virtual machine?

[@shadoexperamint]

Could be something like an elgato

[@abrahamtan1093]

Did not notice that.

[@MrThastan]

Ever heard of Camtasia?

[@CrypticConsole]

Capture card

[@t.m.2415]

this is more than I ever learned in 3 years of school computer class

[@NG-om2up]

It literally be like that

[@andi7847]

@@NG-om2up absolutely true but i learned how to write Word documents in the slowest way possible

[@BootlegSounds]

same here

[@john-wo4rv]

You got to touch people's soul before you can teach them.

[@artur.lv.drifter6839]

T. M. We learned only how to turn the pc on,the keyboard and how to use Word

[@Ghost-yc7eq]

This brought up memories

[@Soy_boy-by8ez]

You taught me better than my instructor, really am dead serious bro 😭😭👍

[@noisevieux]

"This file is fine..." "This is fine..." "This is.. NO NO NO WHAT THE BLYAT WAS THAT!" "...ah is probably fine..."

[@BinaryGleam]

it said java hahaha

[@noisevieux]

@@BinaryGleam nope 🤙🏻

[@richardpowell4281]

Nothing more blyatiful than WindowsXP start up music.