For the Magic Missiles to miss? Yeah I think you are right
@jamielishbrook23843 ай бұрын
Ironic considering magic missiles aren't supposed to miss.
@galning27683 ай бұрын
@@jamielishbrook2384that was the joke.
@dylanstevenson35533 ай бұрын
Must have been Jim's
@joshie_pb3 ай бұрын
If a wizard had fighter amounts of actions
@djburk79303 ай бұрын
I mean...they can get the same number of actions if you multiclass. Likely you meant number of attacks - which fighter gets a lot of. (In the rules, as written, you are only no longer able to cast spells that turn _if_ you use a bonus action to do cast one first. So, if you use Action Surge to give yourself two actions, you can cast two spells and _then_ a third if you CAN use a Bonus Action for a spell too) So Multiclass fighter, get the Metamagic Adept Feat or also Multiclass Sorcerer, and live your 3 Lightning Bolt Spell dreams
@Wolfslayer69803 ай бұрын
I mean my character can make 21 attacks in a turn at level 20 and they are sorcerer warlock 5e
@ericgonzalez9343 ай бұрын
Correct me if wrong, but isn't there a specific rule in the book that after casting a spell, you are able to cast sa Cantrip as a bonus?
@Wolfslayer69803 ай бұрын
@@ericgonzalez934 so that rule is if you cast a spell with your bonus action, the only other spell you can cast that turn is a cantrip with the casting time of on action.
@lorekeeper6853 ай бұрын
3.5e They can get infinite actions if they want to (it's at such a point certain creatures would copy time stop)
@aungkaungsat84263 ай бұрын
Audio is from a warzone youtuber that roleplays as a wizard
@ichisirus3 ай бұрын
Loves those videos!!!
@tevinstrachan14213 ай бұрын
He makes me laugh. DnD CoD would be funny
@sanga13803 ай бұрын
FIRE BALL, FIRE BALL. BLIZZARD SOLAR FLARE
@6DunJuan93 ай бұрын
Yeah that's funny stuff..super unexpected in a game
@Nose-uwu-nwn3 ай бұрын
@@tevinstrachan1421 i cast, "Tactical Nuke"
@SenaFoxGirl3 ай бұрын
the fact this guy missed with magic missile makes him truly impressive
@SlyRoapa3 ай бұрын
Well it's not called Magic Hitile.
@SenaFoxGirl3 ай бұрын
@@SlyRoapa I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you don't play D&D. According to 5e RAW: Magic Missile 1st level evocation Casting Time: 1 action Range: 120 feet Target: A creature of your choice that you can see within range Components: V S Duration: Instantaneous Classes: Sorcerer, Wizard You create three glowing darts of magical force. Each dart hits a creature of your choice that you can see within range. A dart deals 1d4 + 1 force damage to its target. The darts all strike simultaneously, and you can direct them to hit one creature or several. At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the spell creates one more dart for each slot above 1st. Magic Missile can't miss according to the rules for MM. Please don't make stupid comments.
@osbert28743 ай бұрын
@@SenaFoxGirl r/whoosh
@Ghoulser3 ай бұрын
@@SenaFoxGirl massive r/wooooosh
@SenaFoxGirl3 ай бұрын
@@Ghoulser Ok sure I don't get the joke. But also it's the internet full of people who don't play D&D.
@rialvita71413 ай бұрын
"Power Word: Wet food from the sink addiction"
@Barkainian3 ай бұрын
who doesn't like oreos soaked in water
@purplestar3223 ай бұрын
@@Barkainianno one
@thorclarke86003 ай бұрын
Power *WORD*. It's IN the NAME.
@Mothgaming-hm5fh3 ай бұрын
Power word: scrunch
@thatonefirekestral3 ай бұрын
Power sentence more like
@connorgundersen54123 ай бұрын
Magic missile doesn't miss
@remirobert98153 ай бұрын
It does, when your player doesn't wait explanation about the spell and just roll the dice wich result in a 1 and then ask if it hits ... Yes, I'm an evil DM ...
@Grintock3 ай бұрын
Maybe it's Jim's Magic Missile, which can miss.
@spoontoons47383 ай бұрын
He missed it cuz he didn't say "I shummon magic misshle"
@speenta48793 ай бұрын
@@Grintock ah yes my hypoallergenic gluten free magic missile
@alveris603 ай бұрын
@@remirobert9815You don’t need to roll for magic missile you roll for damage of each Individual missile but it doesn’t miss. You make absolutely zero sense and if this is how you DM you need to reevaluate if you should be a DM or not ,you just make zero sense at all
@AidanDuerksen3 ай бұрын
Bros so inaccurate that magic missile said nope 😂
@patrickbuckley72593 ай бұрын
For magic missile to miss, he has to be aiming at something else...
@NotsilYmerej3 ай бұрын
“Are you even trying to hit me?” “No!” “What are you- oh”
@deusexmachina1013 ай бұрын
oh...
@DarkEcho323 ай бұрын
Ooohhh shit
@GoldenBlkheart3 ай бұрын
Hellzone grenade!
@ChaosguardianDr2 ай бұрын
Oh man, it's even got a cool name
@onewiththegrim5853 ай бұрын
How.... How do you miss with a magic missle?????
@thanward72913 ай бұрын
Tru
@thanward72913 ай бұрын
Plus, isn't it supposed to be 3 darts?
@Acs20043 ай бұрын
Extreme amounts of skill issue
@The-lich.3 ай бұрын
This wasn’t from dnd
@lusciouslunk3 ай бұрын
@@thanward7291the original clip is from call of duty
@OldBuggaboo3 ай бұрын
The original video is fucking iconic
@littlebeesam3 ай бұрын
You know your bad when magic missile misses 💀
@jesamoko40833 ай бұрын
He is just targeting a arcane trickster, who evasions the lightning bolts by standing completely still and shields the rest
@ddfangemchara92153 ай бұрын
Or the DM *really* hates the player for him being able to cast 2763 spells per turn
@zobanpreetsidhu37463 ай бұрын
Can we talk about how in the cod clip The guy always gets to kill? He’s genuinely that good.
@th3oryO3 ай бұрын
Ever think how many attempts exist that weren't clipped?
@feelinsky33373 ай бұрын
@@th3oryO I'm not sure they think much.
@shawnhiggins10053 ай бұрын
The magic missile must mean someone else behind him is the target, guys got amazing aim to avoid the team mate 😂
@Bird_upT_T3 ай бұрын
Bro misses the 100% hit rate of magic missile
@miatheangel31333 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the warlock: ELDRITCH BLAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
@user-lt5td3vg8v3 ай бұрын
*insert jocat blast sound here*
@jasporentrophi14683 ай бұрын
Let me stop you right there.. I Cast Umbral Cero Lvl10 God Killer
@xandan16683 ай бұрын
With a xemnian accent.
@CheeseyBreezey3 ай бұрын
Multiclass A level or two from warlock, put the rest into fighter, become the Eldritch Gatling gun.
@karayacaona7353 ай бұрын
Greatest crossover of our generation
@EaTMyViDeOS453 ай бұрын
i was waiting for him to say lake of fire lol
@PlayTestGameTest4ever3 ай бұрын
Yo rolls d1 like 20 times in a row 💀
@PlayTestGameTest4ever3 ай бұрын
Or the enemy is inmune to magic
@salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac3 ай бұрын
Bro putting the "miss" in missile
@lachydragneel3 ай бұрын
I'd love to see chuckles war cry animated like this.
@ninjapuppy12573 ай бұрын
YES!
@DrakonBlake3 ай бұрын
I read war cry as war crime at first
@abbadxander50803 ай бұрын
@@DrakonBlake that's what chuckles heard
@TherealRedhairedShanks3 ай бұрын
How the hell do you miss magic missile???
@JadeTheProtogen1Ай бұрын
You don't. You simply have to be aiming at a different target.
@gachalordnoobie49113 ай бұрын
Can we talk about the fact that he managed to miss an unmissable spell 💀
@CeruleanFable3 ай бұрын
He's preparing his next role as a stormtrooper, obviously.
@geroniuz3 ай бұрын
His aim is so bad that even the magic misslis aimbot dosent work
@marvelrenjiro24893 ай бұрын
lets have a magic war..m
@ZyteXtrabyte3 ай бұрын
In my dnd campaign, there's a "Dodge" mechanic similar to Payday 2, and one of my players managed to entirely max out his dodge so every time he rolls for dodge, he has a 5% chance of getting hit. This is every encounter...
@glenmcgillivray47073 ай бұрын
I think the dodge chance should depend.ok the available space to dodge into, so a fireball that hits every surrounding square around your dodge player reduces his dodge chances by? 90%. You are targeting all 9 squares after all. Suddenly inverting his dodge chance could be fun. your normal players won't be dodging much either but you don't have to use the big AOE quite so accurately on them.
@EXRazeBurn3 ай бұрын
how shit of a wizard do you have to be to MISS with Magic Missile?
@nyoriss3 ай бұрын
it's on the name bro
@Flesh_Wizard3 ай бұрын
"I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!" *summons nuclear warhead*
@NicoleChorney3 ай бұрын
That's a Hell of a wild magic surge.
@chispy75643 ай бұрын
LAKE OF FIRE, SHADOW STOOOOORM
@lordnul17083 ай бұрын
How can someone be so bad that they miss with magic missile
@MauiWowieOwie3 ай бұрын
you literally cannot. it's the only reason to use a weak spell that it will always hit the target. as long as it doesn't have a DR.
@lordnul17083 ай бұрын
@@MauiWowieOwie ikr? The closest you normally see is "it was blocked because Shield spell".
@nexusinc.43673 ай бұрын
The nat 1 streak
@Nundevwizer3 ай бұрын
I’m surprised the rouge didn’t just cast iron to shut him up
@RedJohnO223 ай бұрын
"Jesus dude go outside." 😂😂😂
@zerobolt95063 ай бұрын
You should see the vids from the guy who's voice it belongs too, he runs a wizard like build in COD Warzone, he's funny af 🤣
@Beam.-33 ай бұрын
I cast instant depression and permanent itchy bones, paired with dry eyes!
@adrreyancurtis17043 ай бұрын
Day 1 one of casting tangled ass hair
@Wyatt0413 ай бұрын
LIGHTNING BOLTS SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!!
@marvelrenjiro24893 ай бұрын
oh yeah well ill counter with rubber shield
@willmangrum36863 ай бұрын
He sucks ao much he's missing his target with a spell that can't miss!
@gamerwolffang27223 ай бұрын
Accuracy check + Unluck debuff be like
@Axsuroth_3 ай бұрын
I know the source to the audio and it makes it so much funnier
@Ahahashir3 ай бұрын
It sounds familiar but I can’t put my finger on it, where is the original audio from?
@MarkoXPlays3 ай бұрын
Some dude from call of duty acting like a mage.
@elowin16913 ай бұрын
@@MarkoXPlays And he in turn is referencing an old video of a LARPing wizard throwing shit at a dude
@justdrey97793 ай бұрын
Bro I remembwr seeing the original vid and laughing for the whole ass night 😂😂😂
@tormentedgamer38243 ай бұрын
I was wondering when I was going to come across someone using him as a meme😂😂
@samfisherxboxog89253 ай бұрын
Guy looks like Elric of melnibone.
@polerin3 ай бұрын
Knowing the original context of this clip makes it so much better
@john-ic5pz3 ай бұрын
😆 keeping it to yourself doesn't!
@bryten_13153 ай бұрын
I remember that CoD video
@zeniey3 ай бұрын
The funny thing is the original cod clip of this the dude is going off and tilting the people he kills
@Gyogi063 ай бұрын
this is better if you know the original
@albertskunik3 ай бұрын
the cod one is funny ahh hell
@Acirclee3 ай бұрын
I'm not spamming, I'm zoning.
@SilentShadowZC.3 ай бұрын
Magic missile can’t miss
@KradDarkson3 ай бұрын
I THINK that's supposed to be a drow. Older editions they had ridiculous magic resistance that made magic missle just kinda fizzle out.
@SquirtAngle3 ай бұрын
I love that original dude
@scott_shootz3 ай бұрын
Hey this is the guys voice that plays COD as a wizard lmao
@Bikoil3 ай бұрын
No way this SHORT APPEARED RIGHT AFTER THE WARZONE CLIP
@thenamestails71523 ай бұрын
It's called a "MISS ile" for a reason. It is supposed to miss.
@brysonpresley26583 ай бұрын
Bro i know this video exactly warzone fan lol
@General_tactics3 ай бұрын
Yeah good creator. He just pisses off his enemy’s with mage kit
@brysonpresley26583 ай бұрын
Mage build IS ON POINT!
@Randomguywhoscrolls3 ай бұрын
Bros next power is probably gonna be "Nuclear bomb"
@TheChosen_BlueToad3 ай бұрын
Anyone else hear point crow? No just me??!?
@potatowaffle53063 ай бұрын
The people who know who the white haired elf is are the real legends
@ZombieKitty3213 ай бұрын
i was legit just thinking, we adding drizzt into the punkey doodle lore, im down.
@im_turtel3 ай бұрын
Magic missle
@kost_g3 ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@overthoughtusernamechannel3 ай бұрын
The translate thing makes it "magic miss" 😂
@im_turtel3 ай бұрын
@@overthoughtusernamechannel LMAO
@zavway3 ай бұрын
BRO I GOT THIS BACK AFTER BACK WITH ANOTHER CLIP WITH THE SAME AUDIO 😭
@aldomalaca3 ай бұрын
Platform bosses be like.
@funkmastaC3 ай бұрын
The classics never die
@HellishSpoon3 ай бұрын
This guy is a fake wizard magic missile is a homing spell, it cannot miss
@Angelatheangel993 ай бұрын
plot armor be like:
@Djones01253 ай бұрын
Ive seen a few of his videos. Always the same thing, yells spell names, gets an easy kills, talks trash to them.
@Keel063 ай бұрын
Sounds like he found you
@Djones01253 ай бұрын
@@Keel06???
@Wooddchips3 ай бұрын
Doesn't magic missile having homing
@chrstfer24523 ай бұрын
How were all those magic missiles missing?
@ericjohnson61203 ай бұрын
It's not called magic hitle, is it?
@kriso50443 ай бұрын
He's from Chicago
@chrstfer24523 ай бұрын
@@ericjohnson6120 arguably should be considering theyre guaranteed to hit
@dragonfelgrand93043 ай бұрын
He's just that bad with magic.
@Koppu1doragon3 ай бұрын
He's not targeting the Rouge
@marvelrenjiro24893 ай бұрын
full counter!
@g3f0rce183 ай бұрын
How did a call of duty meme turn to dxd?
@dodonpa-13 ай бұрын
i don’t think anybody here knows it’s from cod lol btw im pretty sure those videos are fake, i watched a few of em and its the same voice in prox chat.
@luscious_hair_dude3 ай бұрын
@@dodonpa-1it probably just sounds the same but i think it’s different each time
@g3f0rce183 ай бұрын
@@dodonpa-1 its not fake he does the same moves but at different order
@dodonpa-13 ай бұрын
@@g3f0rce18 no i mean the dude reacting to getting magic missile-ed
@Gauficus3 ай бұрын
there are literally multiple voices?@@dodonpa-1
@TheAutisticBrony3 ай бұрын
Magic Missile never misses 🤦♂️
@Dylantheyoungvaultdweller3 ай бұрын
I love how the video is funny and the song is hp theme
@chewy47223 ай бұрын
tag my homie!! bro deserves credit he’s a legend
@DeadlyGhost12073 ай бұрын
Unrealistic, neither of those spells are fireball.
@MaxReallyDoesntCare3 ай бұрын
HAHAHAAAAAA!!!
@wescarlson89243 ай бұрын
"Perry this! Ya filthy wizard!"
@alexissuarez50303 ай бұрын
I'm the only one who thinks the wizard's voice is slightly similar to the voice of Iago from Aladdin?😂😂😂
@felipedasilveira58083 ай бұрын
I cast double thrust low
@J.petty1243 ай бұрын
Me. Playing skyrim.
@MikoDaRat3 ай бұрын
Really put the miss in missile
@THEO009003 ай бұрын
How does one miss magic missile?
@Jason-mx4mh3 ай бұрын
A wizard never misses nor hits, his projectiles arrive precisely where he means them to. -Gandalf, probably
@iFatLard3 ай бұрын
You should do the other ones too 😂🤣 lake of fire! Holy light!
@BredV33 ай бұрын
I cast demon core
@CardboardOrphan3 ай бұрын
Please don't 😬
@True_Hallowed3 ай бұрын
Little kids that are toxic in tsb be like😂
@fierceflowergaming67283 ай бұрын
It feels like I'm playing a Tales of Game watching this clip they can't stop repeating their spells.
@mr.savagemustache80983 ай бұрын
The best part is you know the wizard is just screwing with him because magic missile always hits its target
meanwhile a random bard somewhere : I CAST MAGIC *bonk*ING MISSILE *blows up the ocean*
@illogicalbear62003 ай бұрын
Im pretty sure this guy is actually a sorceror - the speed and frequency of his casts lines up more that way. Sorcerors tend to use frequent, low to mid level incantations becuase their innate blood allows them to fire more of them and more quickly. Wizards are more identified by the complexity of the casting - the more niche and situational - the more likely you're dealing with a Wizard's custom magick.
I BASICALLY WAS THAT WIZARD THO ONCE, had a staff of power in an adventure and used to to spam lightning bolt through an enclused space. The enemies were all neatly lined up in the doorway, and like.... its a straight line!
@abhabh68963 ай бұрын
Fire ball! Slightly bigger fireball!
@pavlejevtic18363 ай бұрын
What's the original video?
@izabelaordon40893 ай бұрын
If you search "Mage build in CoD" the OG guy should pop up, his Channel is full of this crap
@pavlejevtic18363 ай бұрын
@@izabelaordon4089 thanks
@stupidstutesman24443 ай бұрын
FBCracked is the og
@funkmastaC3 ай бұрын
Wasn’t it from a larp video from back in the day?
@AverwingАй бұрын
Bro must have been trained by storm troops 😂
@KodexTheArchivist3 ай бұрын
Im so happy I found this channel.
@noarodriguez46413 ай бұрын
Bro roles 1 for every hit
@TheAutisticBrony3 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter what you roll for Magic Missile, it always hits.
@pixeltoonsjaafar3 ай бұрын
NOBODY'S WATCHING!! I love Petaly's shenanigans so much, also a different encounter with him on the Weird Route sounds so freaky and I LOVE THAT!!!
@michaelbennett39113 ай бұрын
So... all points dedicated to intelligence stat. And none going towards the dexterity?
@FolstrimHori3 ай бұрын
Credit your audio sources.
@Camelmilk883 ай бұрын
Ikr
@brothadrknes84353 ай бұрын
Oh you could do plenty with that guys stuff, his war zone clips are hilarious
@Progamer-ny2kzАй бұрын
POV:the wizard in your dnd group keeps missing every move: