Google Reviews: Connie's Cafe & Lounge, Sandpoint, Idaho

[@TommyClark]

I'd love to see a TV series where Limmy goes round bars and restaurants in America, to help improve their customer service by reuniting them with unhappy customers and properly thrashing out their issues with each other.

[@petercook3441]

‘Whats the ploblem’

[@PresidentHotdog]

Another Scotsman already did it

[@SteadyEddy-ko9po]

You sir have a future in the creative industries

[@Kakascrot]

So basically kitchen nightmares, but he doesn't help to run the business, he just comes in to stir shit lol

[@malcolmtucker7981]

I like that idea, like a fucked up surprise surprise

[@some-replies]

I love when he gets bewildered by simple stuff. The box around the thermostat completely derailed him

[@helpinyerdasellavon]

This is my favourite content. Love your Google reviews.

[@helpinyerdasellavon]

@Kate-lz7jq we don't know but he might since he reviews different stuff anyway

[@Jake-vh6jp]

He's mentioned a few times on stream hes checked some content + comments @Kate-lz7jq

[@ECTOdash1]

Old man with long white beard sitting alone at the counter "Now we're fuckin' talking!"

[@calgore21]

I'd wait 2 hours for a table if it meant watching a waitress scream at old people

[@dontaskme7004]

You check reveiws for the opposite reason to everyone else. I'll know it's you if I see a review along the lines of "extremely disappointed, none of the rudeness hostility or violence I expected and the food was better than I'd been told - 1 star"

[@anunusualironiccircumstanc2108]

The fucking American accent never ceases to make me laugh hysterically.

[@hanumaniam]

This is one of the best ones yet. The amount of role play is amazing

[@ashwanibhola3766]

Would love to see an entire busload of people show up at 1:59pm and all order pancakes. 😂

[@gomey70]

pancakes and grits.

[@georgewk92]

Was worth watching this entire video just for the build up to how much Kyle rattled him at the end

[@gomey70]

Poor Conni watching this wondering what the fuck is going on.

[@Bean_Can_]

Everyone knows that connies is BOUND BY BLOOD OATH to serve the community on Sunday, lest the whole town be overrun by diners. Kyle is right.

[@joescad]

The Limmy's in milaysia bit was spot on

[@michaelprice3040]

I was out to dinner the other day, and the owner comes out and announces “I’m so sorry for the inconvenience but service will be slow tonight as I only have one waitress and one cook as everyone else has called in sick” Me a normal person understood they’d be rushed off their feet and very stressed, The Karen on the table next to us waited 30 minutes before deciding to go around to other tables encouraging people to leave before they themselves left. So not only could she not see how difficult it was for the staff but then tried to take their income away because she was unhappy, scum.

[@EntirelyPointlessContent]

What happened? Did anyone else leave? Was there a round of mega tips for the poor staff? I must know the rest of the story

[@michaelprice3040]

@@EntirelyPointlessContent After the Karen left everyone sort of looked at each other like “wtf?” So we were all on the same page. Everyone ended up waiting patiently and enjoying each others company and the food was delicious. Ironic that because the Karen left it meant we all got served faster lol.

[@ImpressionismFTW]

Sounds like a real wave of negativity

[@helpinyerdasellavon]

I bet they laughed their heads off when they've read about "being shut on a Sunday and made every other place busy" like if that cafe was the size of Heathrow Airport. F*** hell, Kyle 😂

[@lesblack8996]

Who knew cafe reviews could be so entertaining, good job, I'm estatic 😫

[@lesblack8996]

I get that, being old definitely precludes everyone from yelling at any.

[@helpinyerdasellavon]

That's the best excuse for mediocrity ever. "Because we're the best and most popular cafe... we're sorry you were in a rush and couldn't wait (so f*** you)" 😂

[@jaygranttaylor]

Playing devil's advocate to an absolute tee here

[@KnightmareUSA]

random gmap business critique is the craziest tiktok challenge yet

[@ib7566]

Havent watched this. I just know i cant wait for american voice

[@syrus3k]

Limmy's living in his own private Idaho.

[@helpinyerdasellavon]

"She was never seen again". Did they get rid of her? Edit: They've said some food tasted weird 😮

[@Siege69m]

Victim blaming pensioners with a wave of negativity. Scandalous behaviour.

[@EntirelyPointlessContent]

Those pensioners have surely experienced a fair few waves of negativity over the years, get them their salad dressing man

[@PresidentHotdog]

The greatest generation. Google the 1945 San Francisco riots and tell me they're the greatest generation. They celebrated the Japanese surrender by vandalising, assaulting and raping their own city for three days. Theys all bad.

[@iwanttocomplain]

That area has prevailing north easterly waves of negativity quite often in late September. You have to consider that.

[@JackCraft-tm9hj]

They were definitely entitled old people. Notice how they declare they are old, basically suggesting that they are above reproach and should be treated specially. They are suggesting because they are old they have no reason to shout at anybody, what does that even mean? I have seen plenty of angry, miserable, old people getting into confrontations. They are actually the worst for it, old people often turn into children again and get selfish and entitled. I say bring back soylent green, sick of them.

[@lachlanmoir79]

I ordered a Reuben sandwich at a bar in Illinois recently. It could have fed me for a week 😅

[@PresidentHotdog]

I like a Reuben but Monte Cristo is the king of sandwiches.

[@jonmurray2350]

5* (out of 5*). A review of the reviews of a review of reviews: I was consistently laughing at each of the comments, particularly the one about the dressing down.

[@WreckTheSphere]

"Table for one..."

[@terryh.9238]

limmy's kitchen nightmares

[@ILoveMyMalinois]

Fucking hell Kyle.

[@alexbrown1510]

All day breakfast indicates pancakes. I'm with the reviewer

[@some-replies]

There is a picture of the sign on their google reviews now

[@thegrimyeaper]

Did every English speaking restaurant on earth have a meeting where they decided to answer every comment with "sorry it didn't meet expectations"?

[@playsomething4029]

4:50 *His accent is perfect!* 🤣 💯

[@boltrunnerno1]

Limmy’s commentary is next level. 😂 Behave yourself. You’ve been warned.

[@EyesofWrath]

Not a shock that he sided with the elderly.

[@JimmyQuiggs]

Nobody tell him that Sandpoint is home to the unfortunately named Scotchman Peaks Wilderness, because the range somehow looks like a Scot laying supine.

[@CS-mo7xp]

I could never run a catering/ food type business, one bad review would haunt my days...

[@MakoMankanshoku2STARS]

What I love about the negative reviews is I can easily tell these types of people are the entitled ones, like you can't reason with them, and if they get refused something they'd explode and just get angrier and angrier.

[@shinx-hr6uq]

Oh 100%. The fucking salad dressing thing killed me. You can tell

[@spaghettivase4808]

@@shinx-hr6uq I bet they are the types of people who just sit and stare at the waitress when they need something like she can fucking sense their gaze, then when they don't get immediate service they make some comment loud enough to be heard by everyone.

[@lesblack8996]

He knows his Benedicts 👍

[@LukeTG1_TTV]

Love these reviews :D

[@lnfreeman]

Why would you ever get clam chowder in IDAHO

[@personalelorenzo6922]

Gonna watch the whole thing in the hope he does his american accent

[@Paul-fq9pj]

That Pool thing is absolutely true .. go to a random pub with your pal for a few games of Pool and after the first game random guy appears starts racking up the balls wit ye up tae mate aye winner stays on in this Pub oh aye is that right okay enjoy it we are offski passive aggressive nonsense .😂

[@Henry_TownshendSH4]

The world will fall into chaos once people realise that 3 stars is just an average neutral rating

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

Is it possible the blocks in Sandpoint, Idaho are exactly 100 meters?

[@fredfairley7724]

wave after wave

[@dylc5604]

I think the internet isn't for everyone

[@jonmurray2350]

You could have said the restaurant did give the customers a dressing - a jolly good old dressing down!

[@lnfreeman]

That waitress was Mike Stoklasa

[@GainsTuesday]

I'll bet you anything that Kyle guy works at one of those other restaurants.

[@smartendancies9587]

36:32 My favourite.

[@BlazertronGames]

Disagree with the idea that them explaining themselves while apologizing is somehow a bad thing. If someone wronged me in some way, and then apologized, I'd much prefer if they actually gave context to why it happened in the first place, rather than just leaving me wonder. Are they always a prick, or were they just going through something? Giving context isn't the same as excusing.

[@iwanttocomplain]

Sometimes I review people’s reviews.

[@S-ki7mz]

There needs to be a reastuarnt called 'Gaslight' and they literally respond like narcs to any neggy reviews. You suuuureee sweetie?

[@23madberty]

19:20

[@pashwayar]

Clips have really gone downhill. Clicked because it’s the only place not packed with people. Quickly found out why.

[@mhbackman]

I spat out my drink in a fit of laughter when he improvised "Limmy's in Malaysia" and then searched on Google Images and it immediately popped up. This is a magical world we live in!

[@HaneeFannee]

How did he improvise it when immediately after googling it he said he already knew it exists and people tweet it to him at least once a month?

[@jsw78]

Finally

[@nkenchington6575]

Limmy made me laugh, made me think, and generally entertained me, but his lack of hair upset me a bit. 1/5.

[@jonmurray2350]

4* (out of 5*). A review of the reviews of a review of reviews: I was consistently laughing at each of the comments, particularly the one about ordering pancakes at 1:59 pm. I did find the comedy level deteriorating as I read the less popular comments. I still didn't understand the Reuben sandwich reference. It did miss out a "you could have said the restaurant did give the customers a dressing - a jolly good old dressing down" comment. I would recommend & shall be coming back.

[@ModestlyAmazing]

Wan mere

[@simonball2855]

waste of 40 minutes, 1 star

[@StephenMurray-qp6wq]

Dont you be yelling at my staff😂

[@sylvia9292]

old af just unlike limmy

[@liamanderson9643]

mad how much vibrancy he's lost since last year - the decline really accelerating now