Yes that scene is ill defined. The ninjas blowdart missed his target as he was takin a wizz, and then he was shot by a crosbow or somthin.
@FredDude27 Жыл бұрын
02:43: I bet his servants feared for their lives whenever passing his room.
@Dauserofdasite15 жыл бұрын
At 2:17, the General would of said: "That'll teach you to shoot at someone taking a piss"
@Genouine139 жыл бұрын
80 lvl geisha.
@Dauserofdasite15 жыл бұрын
The ninja at 1:48 would of been thinking: "Damn, I was going so well until impaled that guard on his own spear"
@Kakashiownsyou17 жыл бұрын
I absolutely freakin' love ninjas, and I swear to GOD it brings a tear to my eye when the Daimyo assassination works. (With the string and poison while he sleeps). Similarly, when they fail, I get a wee bit choked up. I know. I am weak. Lol *Reaches for katana* SEPPUKU!
@Lokislav2 ай бұрын
are you a prehistoric weeb ser?
@severalowls14 жыл бұрын
The Mongol failure made me laugh a lot.
@AudieHolland13 жыл бұрын
The best assassination movies of all the TW games, no doubt. I still marvel at the great motion capture job they did on all the STW sequences.
that game seems so old now, but is still a very fun one
@Zarastro5414 жыл бұрын
thost gatias(spelling?) are soooooo creepy the way they just stare blankly as their victim dies and then just walk away
@StopFlaggingVideos14 жыл бұрын
1:59 makes me lol, EVERYTIME
@crackshack214 жыл бұрын
I love the Mongol fail assassination throws his spear into him lol owned
@KageNinja7517 жыл бұрын
i kept rewinding on the 2nd one its funny when u hear the ninja scream,one of the best games i owned
@moonlightguardian13 жыл бұрын
omg that one in the end was epic..... the ninja was out ninja-ed
@123456789009876591016 жыл бұрын
!:06 that guy went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things
@Naraku-no-Hana-WE17 жыл бұрын
That can also happen if you are too close to the edge of the map. Even though it will let you move there, your units will automatically move a short distance away
@watthehell102314 жыл бұрын
lool i remember buying this game, it was the most awesome thing ever, apart from the graphics which at the time were pretty good :]
@Kr4zyAc315 жыл бұрын
when the ninja was about to kill the priest at 1:48 the ninja had 3 three arrows in him already before the guard killed him
@sirrington13 жыл бұрын
0:47 that's a mighty accurate musket
@AAL262616 жыл бұрын
in the last one with the girl and her dress form our point of view that works but form his no (unless shes paper) but it was still cool
@Stolen_Bus9 жыл бұрын
That geisha is pretty deadly!
@heyhore1514 жыл бұрын
lmfao i couldnt stop laughing at this part what kind of ninja was this hahaaha 0:36 this ninja was probably a prototype to teach other ninjas a lesson lmfao
@megarockman14 жыл бұрын
@snubbies1111 If by fail you mean fail to assassinate and die, then no. Geisha's can never die while they are on a mission. They can only die if another ninja goes after her or if two geisha perform a mutual kill.
@GameOnWithFozza14 жыл бұрын
head up people shogun 2 is coming next year hope they keep vids in like they did with this one
@dboymax113 жыл бұрын
@DDominat0r My question exactly, who hires these incompetent ninjas? Guess whoever hired them couldn't afford decent ninjas...
@3Slim3Shady313 жыл бұрын
@sirrington hell it wasnt even a musket, tht was a match lock, tht guys one hell of a marksman
@18yardsout9616 жыл бұрын
What is the name of the song at 3:15?! I've been looking for it for ages!
@Agent1W15 жыл бұрын
He had a chance to redeem his FAIL, with MOAR FAIL!!!
@ImperatorTX16 жыл бұрын
The assasination at 2:50 is a classic epic fail. Abuslutely hilarious
@RebornAsterix73314 жыл бұрын
@MrRallemulle i did not have time to look it over 26 times(as someone else) to really see that there was 4 arrows, but thx for correcting me :D
@Meitti14 жыл бұрын
2:50 blindest. ninja. EVER. You'd think that geisha's hair would be a giveaway, what with the ninja being behind the lamp as well.
@KingPiccolOwned16 жыл бұрын
Dude, that second noblewoman one was like Spy Vs. Spy.
@erikstensaas12025 жыл бұрын
For the geisha killing the ninja, how did he not see her? I know our view is obscured by the lantern but the ninjas wasnt
@aweirdzergling15 жыл бұрын
Did medieval total war (the first one) have assasination videos?
@Xareo9998 жыл бұрын
1:47 I used to be an shinobi like you then i took an arrow in the knee
@craicmaster00716 жыл бұрын
haha 01:39 now we know where big boss & solid snake got the idea about cardboard boxes.
@Geyrel15 жыл бұрын
I love the failures sooooooooo much more than the successes XD
@weldonwin16 жыл бұрын
Its an iron-fan, a real weapon used by Chinese and Japanese nobles for self defence. The spokes of the fan are made from metal and extended into sharp points. You probably couldn't throw it, but you could stab, slash and clobber people with it
@Nintendo099413 жыл бұрын
i have to say, in this game the ninjas seem less...clumsy, even tho they fail its not really their own doing like most times in shogun 2. and that mongol threw that spear fast as HELL!
@JroseRosebud13 жыл бұрын
1:50 Uhm, the archer fired one arrow. Why did the assassin fall over with five in him?
@blender715 жыл бұрын
even buddhist emmissaries were taught how to use a blade and protect themselves. Also, the ninja would not be able to conceal a large sword like a dai-katana and would have to use a smaller blade. the emissary tho, could carry a normal blade with a longer reach.
@GTRazortip14 жыл бұрын
Woot Shogun 2 announced
@EmporerAaron13 жыл бұрын
i wish there was more mongol assassination scenes
@GotCoop14 жыл бұрын
1.) Geishas are nasty 2.) when a mongol warlord is right there in front of you don't miss
@3daysgrace12113 жыл бұрын
3:08 that geisha is a ninja!!
@pharoah24614 жыл бұрын
How did that ninja not see the bulging Geisha sticking out of the wall??? even though she was camoflaged he still should´ve seen here...
@blender715 жыл бұрын
at 2:05 would someone mind telling my why the ninja has a bucket on his head?
@MBASoundsPics13 жыл бұрын
thums up if you didnt see the woman standing there at 2:55
@legofanguyvid9 жыл бұрын
2:16 wat?
@DIRECTVable14 жыл бұрын
Cool video :D , does anyone know where I can buy this game?
@Enigma179015 жыл бұрын
1:47 How did he hit him with three arrows in like half a second?
@Xiphos15114 жыл бұрын
lol the ninjha failed so much it was like a roadrunner cartoon, except the ninja is the wolf
@ImperialGuard900116 жыл бұрын
when the ninja fails is so hilarious especially the mongol one hahaha
@Naraku-no-Hana-WE17 жыл бұрын
Actually, they can if you use the reveal map code. I always liked watching the whole game unfold and thus discovered that anyone can be assassinated if you can see them
@md47bot13 жыл бұрын
these are awesome
@Dauserofdasite15 жыл бұрын
At 1:06, the ninja would of said something like: "Run away, killer fan"
@thunder230mph68 жыл бұрын
@ 0:50 How's that even possible? Matchlocks were smoothbore weapons, didn't have very good accuracy, and were only really useful at close range. The only way that could have worked is that samurai must have been a very good shot!
@BiohazardCrow7 жыл бұрын
Having bad accuracy dosen't mean they can't hit you in the face. Eventually that was pure luck.
@itzbebop7 жыл бұрын
he was a really really good shot
@jonahmarlow38167 жыл бұрын
Smoothbore muskets are alot more accurate than people think, even with paper cartridges. They are accurate out to 80 yards usually.
@spacewargamer41812 жыл бұрын
They are at close range
@luftwaffe78945612314 жыл бұрын
Shogun Total War Cutscenes have more action and fast,in Shogun 2 the Cutscenes doesn't show cool moves and fast actions,only few..........well its the demo i am judging,we don't know yet if the full game has much more many videos.
@thebladeofchaos17 жыл бұрын
so thats where the muskat one comes in
@samsonguy10k14 жыл бұрын
The curse of Wile E Coyote strikes everyone. Even Ninjas
@sirstarwars14 жыл бұрын
lol guard walks past door, master kills him "WTF sire"
@eidius198913 жыл бұрын
how the fuck can he not notice the last one when she is fucking sticking out of the wall like than?
@KageNinja7516 жыл бұрын
lol keep replaying 0:36-0:37 and it gets funny XD.ahh good times,good times.
@RocketHarry8658 жыл бұрын
When the ninja tries to kill the Geisha it looks like that he found out that his kunoichi girlfriend was cheating on him with a rival ninja and tried to get rid of her.
@ihatebieber12013 жыл бұрын
@8DLULWUT yes part of Japan was christion
@calicheSCOT14 жыл бұрын
Shogun 2 will bring this all back I hope.
@Dauserofdasite15 жыл бұрын
At 1:30, the ninja would of said: "That epic kill at 1:26, all to be killed while playing Murder in the Dark" While the Samurai guard would of said: "Murder in the Dark"
@Brwni14 жыл бұрын
thx 4 uploading, t-up ^^
@mushroomancer15913 жыл бұрын
2:00 how do you screw up that??
@megarockman14 жыл бұрын
@SlyNicolai The target yanked down on the string.
@JGD71414 жыл бұрын
I rofled at 1:29-1:34! It was like "Look a shadow -slashes Ninja- Look a ninja, ish he dead O.o? -Pokes ninja-"
@MrRallemulle14 жыл бұрын
@RebornAsterix733 4 arrows, not 3 :3
@Dauserofdasite15 жыл бұрын
At 0:35, he ate some greasy fried chicken and his hands holding him up slipped.
@ThatGuyFromCollege52416 жыл бұрын
hahahahaaaa at the end when the ninja missed, the guy threw a fricking SPEAR at him XD XD hahaha it woulda been funnier with a bottle of beer or something XD but I still laughed and liked it :D
@lotro4ever400014 жыл бұрын
2:57 she has active camo
@Enigma179015 жыл бұрын
No, he couldn't have, because the ninja screams, and it instantly cuts to him and he has 3 arrows. I doubt the ninja would be silent for the first two...
@ImperatorZor14 жыл бұрын
The Geisha ones are by far the best.
@JFCPantheras15 жыл бұрын
more than 1 archer?
@rogelioVela19857 жыл бұрын
1:06 FINISH HIM! KATANA WINS! FATALITY!
@TobyDustin16 жыл бұрын
all those ninja getting killed tryting to kill one dude that sad
@PetZWa15 жыл бұрын
last geisha kill is best
@chaz70615 жыл бұрын
most likely a crossbow bolt to the head... or a bullet.
@thegreenghost100013 жыл бұрын
its like they hired an army of noob ninja
@Evatar715 жыл бұрын
0:31 rofl... WAAAAAAH *thump*
@LordTalax14 жыл бұрын
My ninjas always seemed to fail
@mrparrot23414 жыл бұрын
0:30 one is hilarious
@KyleKatarnBanthaHerder16 жыл бұрын
*To Sheepo25* Almost sounds like a bow or crossbow.
@coolm3productionsXD15 жыл бұрын
the ending = hilarious
@thedominator9615 жыл бұрын
2:45 he had light saber lolz
@cforce6413 жыл бұрын
Ninja Clan Master: Son... I am disappoint.
@tauwilltriumph14 жыл бұрын
@JBXyooj lol, me too!
@Sirpain114 жыл бұрын
1:45 ouch
@Darkkeeper1514 жыл бұрын
all the ninjas have cool deaths but the last one doesn't deserve to be called a ninja
@curiousdave16 жыл бұрын
3:00 Didn't see that coming :P
@epicnessinacan14 жыл бұрын
behold! Fail Ninja
@link67016 жыл бұрын
Amazon or Ebay
@ConCon7517 жыл бұрын
hey calm done he didnt mean it malicioulsy
@ninjasixsixsix15 жыл бұрын
@redsplash168 What happened??? XD lo0l poisoned himself? FAILED haha