LinkedIn Psychopaths

[@acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717]

My uncle is one of these linkedin losers and I can tell you for a fact, 90% of those little fan fictions they write about themselves are straight up not true😭😭

[@Niinkai]

My condolences ❤ xd

[@Vanhaomena]

What! The Prime Minister of Revenue doesn't actually have 4 trillion dollars? The illusion is shattering :(

[@dbz9393]

My brother in law is a cfo of a very big company, you will not find him on linkedin wasting his time protraying a fake life. He is too busy working and when hes not working hes with his family and doing his hobbies.

[@AerionMersaror]

@@dbz9393 Understandable, no sane man with his priorities is out here shilling a story on LinkedIn on why something like neglecting your partner is good for business.

[@hazukichanx408]

"Can a wife refuse sex to her husband?" As a very advanced moral philosopher and $69 trillion dollar consultant in marriage mechanics, I can say that yes she can, and as to the question of "why?", the most common reason would be "Because she doesn't want to have sex with you." Apparently some people somehow still don't understand the difference between a spouse and a sex doll...

[@Cowboy_Frog]

The amount of people (men mainly) that use coercion to get their spouses to sleep with them is disgusting. They think it’s okay because their spouse apparently “owes” them and that coercion still means they’re willing and that it’s not assault. Yuck. A lot of them are lazy people who do not assist with household chores, cooking, mental and emotional load and child rearing duties so their spouse is shattered from doing that 24/7. Then they wonder why they don’t have energy or want to sleep with them.

[@Patrik6920]

@@Cowboy_Frog ooh wow, this is completely mental ...

[@martinaasandersen3775]

Then comes the hard question. Can an actual sex doll refuse sex? Just kidding of course. My answer to the "why?" was "ummm, because she has free will"

[@Patrik6920]

@@martinaasandersen3775 ..hum...if its a self concius AI, i belive so...

[@Panteni87]

You are right. I just leave women that leave me on dry for more than a month

[@romaindanze1512]

If cringe was an energy source, we could get the whole world running with LinkedIn

[@WhtAbtBob10]

Owner: I don't accept jobs because I care more about my employees and their marriage than profits. Also Owner: I'm firing my employees because we don't have any jobs.

[@Eugene_Black]

9:35 the lack of self awareness is hilarious Also for the pest control guy "I want to maintain a good reputation" by outright refusing a job for seemingly no reason or one that stupid would tank your reputation

[@bunchoflemons]

I had to work while on holiday recently. It was not a linkedin flex. It was forced upon me and ruined both my holiday AND the quality of my work. The man bragging about working while at Disney is truly unhinged.

[@kyx5631]

He didn't work though, he was just scrolling linkedin and posting fiction.

[@richgerow3472]

Same here. I HAD TO work while I was on vacation in Vegas with a good friend. Fucking hated every second of that conference call and apologized to my friend profusely for having to work on our vacation.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@kyx5631 Disney world can be a writer's retreat.

[@bibsp3556]

Lol, those calls don't get answered on vacation for me

[@xXSLDGHAMRXx]

LinkedIn is SUPPOSED to be for college students/young adults to use to publicly post their resume. It helps people get recognized in a professional field and possibly get a job/interview

[@withcharmtospare]

And now it’s for those same ppl, who then made their jobs their whole personality, to have somewhere to digitally annoy their coworkers.

[@kingofravens215]

And now it’s like a second FB for mostly crazy people.

[@bens4602]

That’s what made it an elitist mindfuck in the first place.

[@agilagilsen8714]

Personally I always assumed it was just meant for potential employers to see that you have the basic social skills needed to be considered an unimportant acquaintance of at least a few of the people you met as a student and a few people you worked with in the past.

[@FourthIdentity-gu2zk]

Nobody uses that shit for real though lmao. Most companies use their own websites and apps for that stuff nowadays, or just want a ridiculously complicated resume with cover letter and 30 years of experience for entry level and will scour your Facebook pages to see how much you suck lol

[@klaraf.b.9820]

I have a feeling all these "buy a company NOW" and "be a creator not a consumer" people forget that if their advice was actually followed and EVERYONE were a creator instead of a consumer, there'd be no one to work for/with them, so no way for anyone to grow their business to an actual functional size. Plus, the amount of competition would be insane, while the lack of consumers would be way to big to keep most of the businesses afloat. But I'm aware that these so-called content creators just want to sell their own thing.

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

All they're doing is selling thoughts and ideas and hoping to score Ad revenue or Sponsorships off the back of it.

[@happytofu5]

Oh I think they know. They want you not to notice and and buy their advisory shit

[@ShadowF305]

Linkedin has turned into another "look at me" and "pat my back" app now for the smallest and simple things like completing a short class to get a certificate in how to answer and reply to emails lmao

[@philbateman1989]

$14,000 p/a property tax is about right. If you live in a fucking mansion in the middle of Manhattan lol

[@Jack-zs2yd]

Except a mansion in Manhattan wouldn't cost 700k. Maybe 15,000,000 lol

[@mb-3faze]

$14k is entirely normal pretty much anywhere in East Coast cities - for fairly average properties. UK council tax (property tax) is an absolute bargain in comparison especially if you're super wealthy and live in a multimillion pound house.

[@markdotinc8371]

No man, it's about 2%. 14k/year is spot on. It's even higher across the river in NJ

[@_..-.._..-.._]

If anyone is paying 10k+ in property taxes per year, find a new area. I could never sleep at night knowing that you property will be taken from you if you don’t pony up extortion money. I have 12 acres in a small town in the eastern U.S. and pay 3k and most of that is school tax.

[@Shigization]

The guy self reporting his 4 hour per day social media addiction

[@LucaG-fs9xo]

I feel like Alex is George’s little house elf like dobby

[@littleeking]

they dont even live together anymore 😭

[@mathiaswilhelm1902]

Master gave Dobby a linktin account

[@aliciax5854]

They don’t live near each other anymore

[@TheClaw1975]

As far as I can tell, LinkedIn is basically Tinder for sociopaths.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Honestly this is the most accurate definition of contemporary LinkedIn I've ever heard. I've had an account for years that I've almost never been on (I only have it so I can link to it on my CV), and I was astounded the first time I ever went exploring on there. I'd naïvely assumed it was 80% people making business contacts and 20% scammers. Nothing could have prepared me for this crap lol.

[@reivu]

“if they’re talking it’s because they’re still watching 💅” needs to be George’s default reply to anyone who makes a response video to Georges commentary video on them

[@noblestsavage1742]

I had a Muslim friend who didn't shake women's hands; he used to say it was against his religion to touch a woman who wasn't a relative. He would apologise and explain himself and people were always fine with it.

[@torrhap]

makes a bit more sense since hes religious

[@Tyrannosaurus_rex.]

That's an excuse for being scared of women.

[@Judys-Stuff]

I mean, it would still be a bit annoying, but I think everybody can do what they want as long as they don't hurt other people. And since I'm not a fan of shaking hands, one less shaken hand doesn't hurt

[@Judys-Stuff]

@@Tyrannosaurus_rex. Really? Not touching someone isn't really a sign of fear.

[@wayneanderton4953]

Yeah he's your friend now. Once they are majority,,, Oh boy

[@YosenjuBestDeck]

i really think the people who post that type of stuff dont actually have money lmao. like sitting at home telling other people they need to get rich on linkden all day is not rich person behaviour. with $75 an hour i could rent a 5 bedroom house in a rural area, drive a new tesla every year, eat out every single day , go on holiday 4 times a year and probably have enough money to take up a cocaine addiction .

[@Sacrimony_]

The thing about not wanting to shake hands with someone of the opposite sex in a professional setting is that the message you're sending basically is that you view all of your interactions with the opposite sex as sexual and/or romantic in nature. That is definitely something that is inappropriate in a professional context. You're putting the person in front not in the role of a business partner but in the role of a potential sexual/romantic interest. That's why people are not okay with that

[@HarleyHerbert]

There's also the fact that the very meaning of the handshake is that it's a sign of respect for the other person, so by not shaking the person's hand it implies a lack of respect for them. If he does view any interaction with a woman as potentially sexual then there is a disrespect for her as a professional

[@aliciavivi2147]

control+shift+windows+alt+l opens LinkedIn lmao who has ever used that

[@bytesabre]

No one, but Microsoft used to make keyboards with dedicated hotkeys that opened stuff in the OS, and they worked by emulating pressing a bunch of hidden keyboard shortcuts like that one, whenever you accidentally pressed that hotkey when trying to crouch and it would alt+tab out of your game

[@elixorvideos]

Oh my fucking god it actually does...

[@MrSqurk]

I can't believe that shortcut is real.

[@Oli_Heath]

i know he tricked me:(

[@RobotnikPlngas]

For me it opens outlook, cool trick lol

[@the_rjsa_fan2325]

Re the American guy that says 10m isn’t enough to live on, he’s failed to account for bank interest. You’ll easily gain around 200k interest yearly from letting the bank hold onto the money (in the UK it’s generally around 50k per 1 mil)

[@LazarouDave]

Shoutout to your comment getting nicked by a bot and being one of the top voted comments...

[@the_rjsa_fan2325]

@JackM-kt1oq theoretically yes, but you get my point on the whole, that 4% interest on 6 mil is more than enough to survive on alone yearly

[@the_rjsa_fan2325]

@JackM-kt1oq like it or not, that 4% on 6 mil equates to 240000 a year, more than enough to live on, so, yes, it should be accounted for.

[@the_rjsa_fan2325]

@@LazarouDavewas it? I can’t even see another similar one

[@kxjx]

Inflation but you can do better than bank interest anyway. On $6m even 2% is enough to live on

[@Arran05]

I stopped my 9 hour gooning sesh to watch this GeorgeM video, thank you GeorgeM!

[@BiggestHaterInExistence]

9 hours in nothing.. try 67

[@bigmooseplays]

​@@BiggestHaterInExistence67 hours? Try 67 days!

[@BiggestHaterInExistence]

@@bigmooseplays woah that's kinda 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂..

[@KapsAnimates]

I dint stop mine

[@INAFL4SH]

67 hours? Try 69 hours 😏

[@martinaasandersen3775]

6:30 I bet the only reason they do the charity thing, instead of paying people to meet, is so they can use it for tax deduction. So it's not actually them who's giving to charity, it's the tax payers.

[@connoc5078]

Except that's not how charity tax deductions work.

[@chloeliston6381]

A lot of this American cost of living math is cause of the risk of medical expenses. One hospital stay and you can be fucked to the tune of $20k+

[@chloeliston6381]

@JackM-kt1oq sorry, meant to write 20k+, not 200, changed it

[@richgerow3472]

Just a small price to pay to keep socialism from spreadin' across 'Murica! Us patriots will gladly go into crippling debt to keep the commies from takin' away our freedumb!

[@venus_envy]

@@chloeliston6381 Nah, you were right the first time. I've heard of 200k debts coming out of major medical events.

[@mb-3faze]

@@venus_envy ..and not even major medical events... A three week say in hospital for a fractured pelvis, for example, and you'll be looking at a bill north of a million. This is why you have to have insurance - not to cover the bill, but to protect your assets.

[@ukfmcbradioservicingTango21]

I sometimes look up some of these UK 'high flyer' business b/s people, who of course all say they earn huge money,, on Companies House. Most seem to have filed income tax returns in the £5K to £15K region. Richard, UK

[@Innesb]

Many people who are self-employed in the UK pay themselves the minimum wage and take the rest as dividends which are taxed much lower than income tax, which explains consistently low income tax. Also, Companies House doesn’t have information about income tax, so it’s not clear what data you are referring to.

[@macmurphy74]

Philanthropists don't generally brag about being philanthropists.

[@JackThomasCollins]

That first one is mad, just live within your means! "I have much money so i must own highly expensive house that costs me a large amount in property tax per anum, oh shit i am skint and cant live off my millions of savings" What?? Just use your brain? Is it that hard hahhahahaha

[@totalermist]

No no, you don't understand - you aren't wealthy unless you can show everyone by flexing your wealth. It's all about perception and external validation with these people.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

What the 10 million dollar guy is failing to take into account is that nobody who hasn't won like 100 million in the lottery or isn't a successful bank robber ever retires on one lump sum that they can spend for the rest of their days. People make investments, pay into pension plans, etc. For example, my grandfather was a very wealthy retired man, and lived a very comfortable life of luxury cruises, golf club dinners, a very nice house in one of the most affluent areas of the UK, etc. But he was able to support that lifestyle thanks to his large pension, stock market investments, consulting work, etc- he didn't just retire at 65, and then have no form of income for the rest of his life. So yeah, man's not wrong, it just seems like he's crying about a pretty self-evident fact of life. Also who the fuck wants to retire to New York?! I've never been myself but everyone I know who has universally agrees that it's insanely overpriced, the people are horrible, it's freezing in the winter and stinks in the summer. Get a house in a cheaper area, my friend...

[@RoadtripEuropeDashcam]

linkedin be like: "Yesterday i divorced my wife. Here is what it taught me about business values."

[@zaherbaveaur]

2:49 "send your kids down the mine" is crazy 😭

[@a_changedworld]

Australian parents enter the chat

[@Bezlonirslair]

I read something, think it might have been a book, that was trying to classify all life as divided into creators and consumers. That's how far these people are up their own butt. Like, it's the cycle of life. Even worse, someone recommended a book to me where they were trying to tell all of human history through the lens of like a stockbroker. Narrowminded and privileged is a sad combination.

[@tobiasbayer4866]

If all you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Also, creators are consumers to. Its not like a class system lmao.

[@Bezlonirslair]

@@tobiasbayer4866 Yes! This is a real problem today! There are so many people out there who take one fairly specific tool and apply it to everything. There's a whole channel on YT where this lady talks about narcissists. Which, video after video, you realize that if you're hyperfocused on narcissism, everyone looks like a narcissist. There's a lot of that going on these days.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@tobiasbayer4866 So you don't know who John Galt is from Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"?

[@tobiasbayer4866]

@@scipioafricanus5871 I do not. Please, enlighten me.

[@davidridley1307]

Just reaching out to touch base and say this video really synergised my paradigms and created value for my clients

[@Niinkai]

LinkedIn is a strange cesspit of insecurity and naivety

[@fairygodmother139]

That guy gets bricked up with a handshake 😭😭😭

[@RPGLover87]

"I went to the gym to do my normal routine but because I'm an insecure baby I got competitive and looked like a total ass while risking injury" is not the flex he thinks it is.

[@thejosh3866]

I know it would have to be spelled differently, but "meetmagic" SOUNDS like it should be the name of a steak seasoning.

[@Kyrelel]

or a pet name for your old chap

[@thejosh3866]

@@Kyrelel I think that would "magicmeat". Or it could be something like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4vVlamorKd9iMksi=V5tINT01AGajSpvO

[@richgerow3472]

Or a porn site.

[@scipioafricanus5871]

or a name for lab grown meat.

[@not_euthe]

HELP my dad pointed at my screen and said "usually is someone looks like THAT, it means they're not worth listening to" 😭

[@amberbambergaming]

2:00 their property tax is the same kinda thing as our council tax (which is also based on house price)

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

Yeah, but it does seem to be a bigger number than our Council Taxes though? Not sure they get great value for money from it? My property is band E and it costs £3208.77 per year

[@blueraresteak]

the only way 10m is not enough is if your someone like me who is chronically ill and my one medication is $22k per single dose (ignoring insurance obv) and even then that would only add up to 3 million by the time id die

[@chewy99.]

The guy in the post about retiring at 40 is planning to die at 70???

[@Carwinley]

Imagine living seven whole decades 😂

[@chewy99.]

@ Yeah I mean if you live in a developed country and don’t have some family/hereditary disease that’ll kill you and you don’t end yourself, you should expect to live to 80s-90s.

[@Carwinley]

@chewy99. Nah I'm planning to be in the ground by 65 at the latest.

[@chewy99.]

@@Carwinley That doesn’t go against what I said, just seems like you fall into the second exception group I mentioned

[@tindekappa9047]

This absolute maniac: You need $200k a year to live in Nyc People who have been living in Nyc on a bartender's wage all their life: ????

[@redpacg5128]

The average American will spend 3.3 mil over their entire life so that guy is silly

[@YourXavier]

@JackM-kt1oq But if you have three times more than the average, maybe stop whining like a baby.

[@redpacg5128]

@JackM-kt1oq so 3x the average for less than half the amount of time isnt enough? your reaching

[@thehangmansdaughter1120]

Shaking hands guy would lose his mind in New Zealand. When meeting formally we perform the hongi, pressing our noses together so we share a breath.

[@pjwils]

Yeah, cause everyone performs a hongi at a job interview......

[@DavidVanVlerah]

I live in a rural community in a subdivision in Illinois. I sit on about three quarters of an acre, my property is valued at a little over three hundred thousand, and my taxes are six grand a year, so that might actually be quite low for NYC.

[@LaurenTheorist]

LinkedIn Lunatics is better than Psychopaths. I like the alteration. 😂

[@bottyuup6885]

Name any word with a somewhat negative cognition. Its an insult in the British English.... "Weapon" "Wanker" "Big head"

[@archerymidnight3422]

Every noun in English is an insult, anything ending in "-ed" means drunk, including just adding it to the end of a noun

[@SteveHaslamUK]

@@archerymidnight3422 if necessary, prefix the noun with "you absolute" for emphasis

[@MrSqurk]

Rocket is one of my favourite insults

[@MrFinbarz]

Berk

[@Kyrelel]

@@archerymidnight3422 Last night I was absolutely trousered

[@namedhuman5870]

Just say you cannot shake a woman's hand for your personal beliefs. If someone told me anything that implied shaking my hand was too erotic, I wouldn't ever see them again.

[@_..-.._..-.._]

9:54 The way she made these bullet points is hilarious. She’s a *_BUSY BUSINESSWOMAN DOING BUSY BUSINESS_* haha 🤦‍♂️

[@alex.animates.]

george is probably the only person who has made a video about this and actually gotten a decent amount of people who like this kind of stuff

[@envymordecai4429]

Idk what it’s like in the UK But over here charity donations are tax write offs. The bigger the donation, the higher the write off. It makes for some scummy charity schemes and people who pretend to be kind but are very altruistic in their ways.

[@tindekappa9047]

''I will not shake women's hands, it is highly sexual... I will shake men's hands no questions asked'' You do you, I don't judge.

[@aliciax5854]

How is it sexual though 😂

[@The_Ruf_Rud]

​@@aliciax5854it's not they're delusional and think every woman they touch wants to have sex with them

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@aliciax5854 The only way these men relate to the opposite sex is as potential sex partners/romantic interest so them touching a woman can only mean inappropriate things. They can't see woman as other than that.

[@mentaldavethefirst]

13:04 brings a whole new meaning to getting your rat out

[@FTZPLTC]

I know the American dream is a pretty abstract concept, but I think if you told the founding fathers that if you can't retire at age 40 then America is a failed state, they'd probably tie you to a kite and fly it into a thunderstorm or whatever they did in them days.

[@tillposer]

8:45 Huge red flag. As an interviewer I would blackball him immediately, because effecively, whatever his reasoning, I do not trust his behaviour towards women in the workplace.

[@stefdec16]

If I was saving 2k per month, like the 33 year-old consultant who "has no chance at long term wealth", I'd have gone on all my dream holidays within the past 2 years...

[@young_latina]

Thanks for keeping it real, your authenticity is refreshing

[@rainbowblossom143]

Hopefully the guy that won’t shake women’s hands does have to say that in the interview because they can open their selves up to a lawsuit if he’s treating one group of their employees different than another group the employees. Like this is literally setting up a discrimination lawsuit. How can female employees trust that he will give them the same opportunities that he’s giving the male employees. What a dick.

[@pjwils]

A lawsuit? Haha, no. Unless he's discriminating in provision of goods or services then it's not illegal. It's not illegal to refuse to a shake a person's hand - which is almost meaningless. It's common in some cultures for men to refuse to touch women whom they aren't related to. "How can female employees trust that he will give them the same opportunities that he’s giving the male employees?" Then they would need to evidence that he is treating them unfairly compared to men. You can't sue someone based on conjecture ("he won't shake my hand... therefore he will inevitably discriminate against me!")

[@rainbowblossom143]

@@pjwils I guarantee you this is indicative of a pattern of behavior

[@CannyFish]

being left with 46 thousand a year to live on AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR LIVING EXPENSES AND TAXES would be like 4k a month to spend on whatever you want bruh what is he talking about XD

[@PickleIsMyDoggo]

Goerge is always the true rizzler

[@ABoxOfCartonJuice]

He’s so skibidi, real fanum tax from Ohio (among us) 🙏🙏😔😔

[@Birb1592]

George never fails to edge us

[@yougoslavia]

Honestly I think he's the sigma.

[@TamaMochi678]

"10 Million dollars is not enough to retire if you want to live an extremely luxurious livestyle" Bruh his "miscellaneous expenses" are more than some people make a year.

[@al-manasama8370]

Deleted my Linkedin account a week ago. This website is pure torture when you're unemployed and looking for a job. Shite website, I unironically would rather go back to Facebook if I had to chose.

[@js8qp2pwisos]

I joined LinkedIn a few months ago and they keep suggesting jobs in cities 20 hrs away. All on-site 🥴

[@SoniaH-m4g]

It’s like someone took commercials/ads and put them all in one place 😂

[@lovesdramas]

No way bro named it “meetmagic” 💀 Without seeing it written down, it sounds like a gay hookup app. Which reminds me, happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

[@simonBaker-ry4xx]

5:34 GOBSMACKED 💀💀💀🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@tartas1995]

I believe that he didn't miss 1 big moment with his children... he missed more like 10

[@charlie-qh2ll]

I retired at 38, and I'm 43 now. Not because I am wealthy but because I am 100% P&T disabled and have difficulty holding employment. I am rarely bored as I keep myself entertained quite well. I'm not attempting to negate what you said, I'm only offering an example of someone being retired in their 40's and not being bored at all.

[@iiasslouii3274]

9:06 bro’s got 2 left hands 😭

[@JayCantDunk]

i’m taking a fat dumb then got a notification that george posted so i had to wipe quick

[@tori-loo]

true fans wouldn't have wiped

[@pizzachickennugget19]

oh!​@@tori-loo

[@Almost-Sebastian]

Property tax sounds pretty accurate actually

[@_Piers_]

I hope the owners of Meat Magic (a spice blend) take Carl to court...

[@raven_of_zoso455]

Wow. Imagine having a kid, and a job interview and end up in this godly combo. I would have told my kid to act slow or something, if it was a job you really wanted. It's a bit manipulative, but so are ALL sodding bosses, so it's fair game.

[@pitiedvod]

He offered $300 even to a charity to a Government employee is still a Federal crime in the US and considered a bribe. Wow, that guy is a total douche that is just going to get people possibly sent to prison.

[@dnish6673]

Seems like the financial guru didn't put his money into anything that bears any interest at all.

[@ozzfan123]

People like this should be forced to do farm work for minimum wage

[@epicfail7874]

Ah yes, Linkedin, one of the many reasons I despise the rich

[@jo_magpie]

On 5.6 million in the bank you'll get 280.000$ in interests alone putting it in a bank at current rate 😂

[@Dyslexic_penguin]

This is better then doing homework 🔥

[@andrewcooper5411]

Better than, you should do your homework

[@squarkii_]

than* maybe you do need to do that hw

[@EZ-D-FIANT]

I'm 39 and considering retirement, or is it suicide I often get those mixed up....😅

[@jumbajorge]

4:40 just tell them no but they’re welcome to donate to charity anyway 😂 no need to let me stop you from donating 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@emirdelacruz7787]

If George is surprised by the 14,000 a year property tax in NYC. He would have a heart attack to know that some houses in Long Island NY, there's houses that their yearly property taxes can be up to 30,000 or even more

[@wizardsuth]

Nothing wrong with using a treadmill if the weather's bad. I also like to use it as a warmup exercise, walking a mile or 15 minutes (whichever comes last) before starting on weights.

[@RobotnikPlngas]

LinkedIn is Wattpad 2.0

[@SleepyCrumpet]

People on Linked In are just writing fan-fiction about themselves istg ✋💀

[@varcolord1576]

With 10 million dollars I can retire myself at 19 and retire my unborn children and their children.

[@_-_SK_-_]

1 million would set me for life, luckily about half of it is almost over :D

[@martinaasandersen3775]

8:55 Yeah, if he didn't shake any hands at all he could just say he's a cleanfreak after covid or some shit.

[@gwildore1]

George is my new news station where I get all my internet info

[@tyrannicalchocolate]

I assume most of these people are just inter generationally wealthy, using the family finances to fund their CEO pretend playtime on social media. Like the last guy who looks about 40 in his photo, claims he’s ‘retired’, and his ‘work’ is scrolling LinkedIn.

[@neezduts69420]

retirement kinda scares me i dont know if my pension would last

[@calcumalations1235]

2k a month disposable is meant to be bad 😭 i aint even got 2k/month

[@larsegholmfischmann6594]

LinkedIn is the reverse of Tinder where women make themselves attractive to nerdy men who reject them 😀

[@feesh3096]

That Carl Gough is apparently a "kindness guru" whatever the fuck that means

[@ItzWolfzilla]

What in the linkdn is that’s paths that can be very much charecterised as pycho!

[@calebmufcthompson]

Give me the $300 instead 😂

[@katelynnvens1974]

Watching this drunk pog bank holidays also ye could easily live on those mills a yr ngl

[@bedekuuu]

I'm only on LinkedIn bc I've been looking for a job. I had no idea it was this........ messy lmao

[@andrewnorth170]

15 mins 20, insert video of Harry giving an insirational speech!

[@carbonearts9955]

Rich people are scary

[@aliciax5854]

They’re fakers, a lot of rich people are actually reserved and aren’t stupid like this tbh

[@Vixiliahx]

GEORGE THERES A NEW GARFIELD MOVIE COMING OUTTT

[@katyushasokol7435]

i love george ♡

[@owendiaram3870]

I have memory loss issues so forgive me if I repeat myself from the previous LinkedIn video. But I once got banned from LinkedIn because of a placeholder pfp I used. I guess they didn't approve of Bourbon Freeman

[@Ryan-kf7of]

"It's so obviously AI" Apart from the arm he's got 5 fucking fingers not including a thumb.