LinkedIn Psychopaths

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GeorgeM

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Күн бұрын

Today we look at the subreddit r/LinkedinLunatics to have a look at some strange and funny linkedin posts
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@hazukichanx408
@hazukichanx408 7 ай бұрын
"Can a wife refuse sex to her husband?" As a very advanced moral philosopher and $69 trillion dollar consultant in marriage mechanics, I can say that yes she can, and as to the question of "why?", the most common reason would be "Because she doesn't want to have sex with you." Apparently some people somehow still don't understand the difference between a spouse and a sex doll...
@Cowboy_Frog
@Cowboy_Frog 7 ай бұрын
The amount of people (men mainly) that use coercion to get their spouses to sleep with them is disgusting. They think it’s okay because their spouse apparently “owes” them and that coercion still means they’re willing and that it’s not assault. Yuck. A lot of them are lazy people who do not assist with household chores, cooking, mental and emotional load and child rearing duties so their spouse is shattered from doing that 24/7. Then they wonder why they don’t have energy or want to sleep with them.
@Patrik6920
@Patrik6920 7 ай бұрын
@@Cowboy_Frog ooh wow, this is completely mental ...
@martinaasandersen3775
@martinaasandersen3775 7 ай бұрын
Then comes the hard question. Can an actual sex doll refuse sex? Just kidding of course. My answer to the "why?" was "ummm, because she has free will"
@Patrik6920
@Patrik6920 7 ай бұрын
@@martinaasandersen3775 ..hum...if its a self concius AI, i belive so...
@Panteni87
@Panteni87 7 ай бұрын
You are right. I just leave women that leave me on dry for more than a month
@acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717
@acanofswanuniversalgasligh9717 7 ай бұрын
My uncle is one of these linkedin losers and I can tell you for a fact, 90% of those little fan fictions they write about themselves are straight up not true😭😭
@Niinkai
@Niinkai 7 ай бұрын
My condolences ❤ xd
@Vanhaomena
@Vanhaomena 7 ай бұрын
What! The Prime Minister of Revenue doesn't actually have 4 trillion dollars? The illusion is shattering :(
@dbz9393
@dbz9393 4 ай бұрын
My brother in law is a cfo of a very big company, you will not find him on linkedin wasting his time protraying a fake life. He is too busy working and when hes not working hes with his family and doing his hobbies.
@romaindanze1512
@romaindanze1512 7 ай бұрын
If cringe was an energy source, we could get the whole world running with LinkedIn
@xXSLDGHAMRXx
@xXSLDGHAMRXx 7 ай бұрын
LinkedIn is SUPPOSED to be for college students/young adults to use to publicly post their resume. It helps people get recognized in a professional field and possibly get a job/interview
@withcharmtospare
@withcharmtospare 7 ай бұрын
And now it’s for those same ppl, who then made their jobs their whole personality, to have somewhere to digitally annoy their coworkers.
@kingofravens215
@kingofravens215 7 ай бұрын
And now it’s like a second FB for mostly crazy people.
@bens4602
@bens4602 7 ай бұрын
That’s what made it an elitist mindfuck in the first place.
@WhtAbtBob10
@WhtAbtBob10 7 ай бұрын
Owner: I don't accept jobs because I care more about my employees and their marriage than profits. Also Owner: I'm firing my employees because we don't have any jobs.
@Eugene_Black
@Eugene_Black 7 ай бұрын
9:35 the lack of self awareness is hilarious Also for the pest control guy "I want to maintain a good reputation" by outright refusing a job for seemingly no reason or one that stupid would tank your reputation
@philbateman1989
@philbateman1989 7 ай бұрын
$14,000 p/a property tax is about right. If you live in a fucking mansion in the middle of Manhattan lol
@Jack-zs2yd
@Jack-zs2yd 7 ай бұрын
Except a mansion in Manhattan wouldn't cost 700k. Maybe 15,000,000 lol
@mb-3faze
@mb-3faze 4 ай бұрын
$14k is entirely normal pretty much anywhere in East Coast cities - for fairly average properties. UK council tax (property tax) is an absolute bargain in comparison especially if you're super wealthy and live in a multimillion pound house.
@markdotinc8371
@markdotinc8371 3 ай бұрын
No man, it's about 2%. 14k/year is spot on. It's even higher across the river in NJ
@klaraf.b.9820
@klaraf.b.9820 7 ай бұрын
I have a feeling all these "buy a company NOW" and "be a creator not a consumer" people forget that if their advice was actually followed and EVERYONE were a creator instead of a consumer, there'd be no one to work for/with them, so no way for anyone to grow their business to an actual functional size. Plus, the amount of competition would be insane, while the lack of consumers would be way to big to keep most of the businesses afloat. But I'm aware that these so-called content creators just want to sell their own thing.
@nickmaclachlan5178
@nickmaclachlan5178 7 ай бұрын
All they're doing is selling thoughts and ideas and hoping to score Ad revenue or Sponsorships off the back of it.
@happytofu5
@happytofu5 5 ай бұрын
Oh I think they know. They want you not to notice and and buy their advisory shit
@LucaG-fs9xo
@LucaG-fs9xo 7 ай бұрын
I feel like Alex is George’s little house elf like dobby
@littleeking
@littleeking 7 ай бұрын
they dont even live together anymore 😭
@mathiaswilhelm1902
@mathiaswilhelm1902 7 ай бұрын
Master gave Dobby a linktin account
@aliciax5854
@aliciax5854 7 ай бұрын
They don’t live near each other anymore
@bunchoflemons
@bunchoflemons 7 ай бұрын
I had to work while on holiday recently. It was not a linkedin flex. It was forced upon me and ruined both my holiday AND the quality of my work. The man bragging about working while at Disney is truly unhinged.
@kyx5631
@kyx5631 7 ай бұрын
He didn't work though, he was just scrolling linkedin and posting fiction.
@richgerow3472
@richgerow3472 7 ай бұрын
Same here. I HAD TO work while I was on vacation in Vegas with a good friend. Fucking hated every second of that conference call and apologized to my friend profusely for having to work on our vacation.
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 Ай бұрын
@@kyx5631 Disney world can be a writer's retreat.
@Shigization
@Shigization 7 ай бұрын
The guy self reporting his 4 hour per day social media addiction
@reivu
@reivu 7 ай бұрын
“if they’re talking it’s because they’re still watching 💅” needs to be George’s default reply to anyone who makes a response video to Georges commentary video on them
@ShadowF305
@ShadowF305 7 ай бұрын
Linkedin has turned into another "look at me" and "pat my back" app now for the smallest and simple things like completing a short class to get a certificate in how to answer and reply to emails lmao
@Sacrimony_
@Sacrimony_ 2 ай бұрын
The thing about not wanting to shake hands with someone of the opposite sex in a professional setting is that the message you're sending basically is that you view all of your interactions with the opposite sex as sexual and/or romantic in nature. That is definitely something that is inappropriate in a professional context. You're putting the person in front not in the role of a business partner but in the role of a potential sexual/romantic interest. That's why people are not okay with that
@chloeliston6381
@chloeliston6381 7 ай бұрын
A lot of this American cost of living math is cause of the risk of medical expenses. One hospital stay and you can be fucked to the tune of $20k+
@chloeliston6381
@chloeliston6381 7 ай бұрын
@JackM-kt1oq sorry, meant to write 20k+, not 200, changed it
@richgerow3472
@richgerow3472 7 ай бұрын
Just a small price to pay to keep socialism from spreadin' across 'Murica! Us patriots will gladly go into crippling debt to keep the commies from takin' away our freedumb!
@venus_envy
@venus_envy 6 ай бұрын
@@chloeliston6381 Nah, you were right the first time. I've heard of 200k debts coming out of major medical events.
@mb-3faze
@mb-3faze 4 ай бұрын
@@venus_envy ..and not even major medical events... A three week say in hospital for a fractured pelvis, for example, and you'll be looking at a bill north of a million. This is why you have to have insurance - not to cover the bill, but to protect your assets.
@Arran05
@Arran05 7 ай бұрын
I stopped my 9 hour gooning sesh to watch this GeorgeM video, thank you GeorgeM!
@BiggestHaterInExistence
@BiggestHaterInExistence 7 ай бұрын
9 hours in nothing.. try 67
@bigmooseplays
@bigmooseplays 7 ай бұрын
​@@BiggestHaterInExistence67 hours? Try 67 days!
@BiggestHaterInExistence
@BiggestHaterInExistence 7 ай бұрын
@@bigmooseplays woah that's kinda 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂..
@KapsAnimates
@KapsAnimates 7 ай бұрын
I dint stop mine
@INAFL4SH
@INAFL4SH 7 ай бұрын
67 hours? Try 69 hours 😏
@aliciavivi2147
@aliciavivi2147 7 ай бұрын
control+shift+windows+alt+l opens LinkedIn lmao who has ever used that
@bytesabre
@bytesabre 7 ай бұрын
No one, but Microsoft used to make keyboards with dedicated hotkeys that opened stuff in the OS, and they worked by emulating pressing a bunch of hidden keyboard shortcuts like that one, whenever you accidentally pressed that hotkey when trying to crouch and it would alt+tab out of your game
@elixorvideos
@elixorvideos 7 ай бұрын
Oh my fucking god it actually does...
@MrSqurk
@MrSqurk 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe that shortcut is real.
@Oli_Heath
@Oli_Heath 3 ай бұрын
i know he tricked me:(
@TheClaw1975
@TheClaw1975 7 ай бұрын
As far as I can tell, LinkedIn is basically Tinder for sociopaths.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 6 ай бұрын
Honestly this is the most accurate definition of contemporary LinkedIn I've ever heard. I've had an account for years that I've almost never been on (I only have it so I can link to it on my CV), and I was astounded the first time I ever went exploring on there. I'd naïvely assumed it was 80% people making business contacts and 20% scammers. Nothing could have prepared me for this crap lol.
@chewy99.
@chewy99. 7 ай бұрын
The guy in the post about retiring at 40 is planning to die at 70???
@thejosh3866
@thejosh3866 7 ай бұрын
I know it would have to be spelled differently, but "meetmagic" SOUNDS like it should be the name of a steak seasoning.
@Kyrelel
@Kyrelel 7 ай бұрын
or a pet name for your old chap
@thejosh3866
@thejosh3866 7 ай бұрын
@@Kyrelel I think that would "magicmeat". Or it could be something like this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4vVlamorKd9iMksi=V5tINT01AGajSpvO
@richgerow3472
@richgerow3472 7 ай бұрын
Or a porn site.
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 Ай бұрын
or a name for lab grown meat.
@noblestsavage1742
@noblestsavage1742 7 ай бұрын
I had a Muslim friend who didn't shake women's hands; he used to say it was against his religion to touch a woman who wasn't a relative. He would apologise and explain himself and people were always fine with it.
@torrhap
@torrhap 7 ай бұрын
makes a bit more sense since hes religious
@Tyrannosaurus_rex.
@Tyrannosaurus_rex. 7 ай бұрын
That's an excuse for being scared of women.
@Judys-Stuff
@Judys-Stuff 7 ай бұрын
I mean, it would still be a bit annoying, but I think everybody can do what they want as long as they don't hurt other people. And since I'm not a fan of shaking hands, one less shaken hand doesn't hurt
@Judys-Stuff
@Judys-Stuff 7 ай бұрын
@@Tyrannosaurus_rex. Really? Not touching someone isn't really a sign of fear.
@wayneanderton4953
@wayneanderton4953 7 ай бұрын
Yeah he's your friend now. Once they are majority,,, Oh boy
@the_rjsa_fan2325
@the_rjsa_fan2325 7 ай бұрын
Re the American guy that says 10m isn’t enough to live on, he’s failed to account for bank interest. You’ll easily gain around 200k interest yearly from letting the bank hold onto the money (in the UK it’s generally around 50k per 1 mil)
@LazarouDave
@LazarouDave 7 ай бұрын
Shoutout to your comment getting nicked by a bot and being one of the top voted comments...
@the_rjsa_fan2325
@the_rjsa_fan2325 7 ай бұрын
@JackM-kt1oq theoretically yes, but you get my point on the whole, that 4% interest on 6 mil is more than enough to survive on alone yearly
@the_rjsa_fan2325
@the_rjsa_fan2325 7 ай бұрын
@JackM-kt1oq like it or not, that 4% on 6 mil equates to 240000 a year, more than enough to live on, so, yes, it should be accounted for.
@the_rjsa_fan2325
@the_rjsa_fan2325 7 ай бұрын
@@LazarouDavewas it? I can’t even see another similar one
@zaherbaveaur
@zaherbaveaur 7 ай бұрын
2:49 "send your kids down the mine" is crazy 😭
@a_changedworld
@a_changedworld 7 ай бұрын
Australian parents enter the chat
@YosenjuBestDeck
@YosenjuBestDeck 7 ай бұрын
i really think the people who post that type of stuff dont actually have money lmao. like sitting at home telling other people they need to get rich on linkden all day is not rich person behaviour. with $75 an hour i could rent a 5 bedroom house in a rural area, drive a new tesla every year, eat out every single day , go on holiday 4 times a year and probably have enough money to take up a cocaine addiction .
@Niinkai
@Niinkai 7 ай бұрын
LinkedIn is a strange cesspit of insecurity and naivety
@tindekappa9047
@tindekappa9047 7 ай бұрын
This absolute maniac: You need $200k a year to live in Nyc People who have been living in Nyc on a bartender's wage all their life: ????
@amberbambergaming
@amberbambergaming 7 ай бұрын
2:00 their property tax is the same kinda thing as our council tax (which is also based on house price)
@nickmaclachlan5178
@nickmaclachlan5178 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, but it does seem to be a bigger number than our Council Taxes though? Not sure they get great value for money from it? My property is band E and it costs £3208.77 per year
@Bezlonirslair
@Bezlonirslair 7 ай бұрын
I read something, think it might have been a book, that was trying to classify all life as divided into creators and consumers. That's how far these people are up their own butt. Like, it's the cycle of life. Even worse, someone recommended a book to me where they were trying to tell all of human history through the lens of like a stockbroker. Narrowminded and privileged is a sad combination.
@tobiasbayer4866
@tobiasbayer4866 7 ай бұрын
If all you have is a hammer every problem looks like a nail. Also, creators are consumers to. Its not like a class system lmao.
@Bezlonirslair
@Bezlonirslair 7 ай бұрын
@@tobiasbayer4866 Yes! This is a real problem today! There are so many people out there who take one fairly specific tool and apply it to everything. There's a whole channel on YT where this lady talks about narcissists. Which, video after video, you realize that if you're hyperfocused on narcissism, everyone looks like a narcissist. There's a lot of that going on these days.
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 Ай бұрын
@@tobiasbayer4866 So you don't know who John Galt is from Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged"?
@tobiasbayer4866
@tobiasbayer4866 Ай бұрын
@@scipioafricanus5871 I do not. Please, enlighten me.
@ukfmcbradioservicingTango21
@ukfmcbradioservicingTango21 7 ай бұрын
I sometimes look up some of these UK 'high flyer' business b/s people, who of course all say they earn huge money,, on Companies House. Most seem to have filed income tax returns in the £5K to £15K region. Richard, UK
@Innesb
@Innesb 4 ай бұрын
Many people who are self-employed in the UK pay themselves the minimum wage and take the rest as dividends which are taxed much lower than income tax, which explains consistently low income tax. Also, Companies House doesn’t have information about income tax, so it’s not clear what data you are referring to.
@FTZPLTC
@FTZPLTC 7 ай бұрын
I know the American dream is a pretty abstract concept, but I think if you told the founding fathers that if you can't retire at age 40 then America is a failed state, they'd probably tie you to a kite and fly it into a thunderstorm or whatever they did in them days.
@davidridley1307
@davidridley1307 7 ай бұрын
Just reaching out to touch base and say this video really synergised my paradigms and created value for my clients
@JackThomasCollins
@JackThomasCollins 7 ай бұрын
That first one is mad, just live within your means! "I have much money so i must own highly expensive house that costs me a large amount in property tax per anum, oh shit i am skint and cant live off my millions of savings" What?? Just use your brain? Is it that hard hahhahahaha
@totalermist
@totalermist 7 ай бұрын
No no, you don't understand - you aren't wealthy unless you can show everyone by flexing your wealth. It's all about perception and external validation with these people.
@not_euthe
@not_euthe 7 ай бұрын
HELP my dad pointed at my screen and said "usually is someone looks like THAT, it means they're not worth listening to" 😭
@mentaldavethefirst
@mentaldavethefirst 7 ай бұрын
13:04 brings a whole new meaning to getting your rat out
@blueraresteak
@blueraresteak 7 ай бұрын
the only way 10m is not enough is if your someone like me who is chronically ill and my one medication is $22k per single dose (ignoring insurance obv) and even then that would only add up to 3 million by the time id die
@martinaasandersen3775
@martinaasandersen3775 7 ай бұрын
6:30 I bet the only reason they do the charity thing, instead of paying people to meet, is so they can use it for tax deduction. So it's not actually them who's giving to charity, it's the tax payers.
@redpacg5128
@redpacg5128 7 ай бұрын
The average American will spend 3.3 mil over their entire life so that guy is silly
@YourXavier
@YourXavier 7 ай бұрын
@JackM-kt1oq But if you have three times more than the average, maybe stop whining like a baby.
@redpacg5128
@redpacg5128 7 ай бұрын
@JackM-kt1oq so 3x the average for less than half the amount of time isnt enough? your reaching
@envymordecai4429
@envymordecai4429 28 күн бұрын
Idk what it’s like in the UK But over here charity donations are tax write offs. The bigger the donation, the higher the write off. It makes for some scummy charity schemes and people who pretend to be kind but are very altruistic in their ways.
@RoadtripEuropeDashcam
@RoadtripEuropeDashcam 6 ай бұрын
linkedin be like: "Yesterday i divorced my wife. Here is what it taught me about business values."
@thehangmansdaughter1120
@thehangmansdaughter1120 7 ай бұрын
Shaking hands guy would lose his mind in New Zealand. When meeting formally we perform the hongi, pressing our noses together so we share a breath.
@pjwils
@pjwils 7 ай бұрын
Yeah, cause everyone performs a hongi at a job interview......
@fairygodmother139
@fairygodmother139 3 ай бұрын
That guy gets bricked up with a handshake 😭😭😭
@macmurphy74
@macmurphy74 6 ай бұрын
Philanthropists don't generally brag about being philanthropists.
@DavidVanVlerah
@DavidVanVlerah 7 ай бұрын
I live in a rural community in a subdivision in Illinois. I sit on about three quarters of an acre, my property is valued at a little over three hundred thousand, and my taxes are six grand a year, so that might actually be quite low for NYC.
@LaurenTheorist
@LaurenTheorist 7 ай бұрын
LinkedIn Lunatics is better than Psychopaths. I like the alteration. 😂
@bottyuup6885
@bottyuup6885 7 ай бұрын
Name any word with a somewhat negative cognition. Its an insult in the British English.... "Weapon" "Wanker" "Big head"
@archerymidnight3422
@archerymidnight3422 7 ай бұрын
Every noun in English is an insult, anything ending in "-ed" means drunk, including just adding it to the end of a noun
@SteveHaslamUK
@SteveHaslamUK 7 ай бұрын
@@archerymidnight3422 if necessary, prefix the noun with "you absolute" for emphasis
@MrSqurk
@MrSqurk 7 ай бұрын
Rocket is one of my favourite insults
@MrFinbarz
@MrFinbarz 7 ай бұрын
Berk
@Kyrelel
@Kyrelel 7 ай бұрын
@@archerymidnight3422 Last night I was absolutely trousered
@alex.animates.
@alex.animates. 7 ай бұрын
george is probably the only person who has made a video about this and actually gotten a decent amount of people who like this kind of stuff
@tindekappa9047
@tindekappa9047 7 ай бұрын
''I will not shake women's hands, it is highly sexual... I will shake men's hands no questions asked'' You do you, I don't judge.
@aliciax5854
@aliciax5854 7 ай бұрын
How is it sexual though 😂
@gloomy_glamour
@gloomy_glamour 7 ай бұрын
​@@aliciax5854it's not they're delusional and think every woman they touch wants to have sex with them
@scipioafricanus5871
@scipioafricanus5871 Ай бұрын
@@aliciax5854 The only way these men relate to the opposite sex is as potential sex partners/romantic interest so them touching a woman can only mean inappropriate things. They can't see woman as other than that.
@simonBaker-ry4xx
@simonBaker-ry4xx 7 ай бұрын
5:34 GOBSMACKED 💀💀💀🙏🏻🙏🏻
@RPGLover87
@RPGLover87 7 ай бұрын
"I went to the gym to do my normal routine but because I'm an insecure baby I got competitive and looked like a total ass while risking injury" is not the flex he thinks it is.
@iiasslouii3274
@iiasslouii3274 7 ай бұрын
9:06 bro’s got 2 left hands 😭
@al-manasama8370
@al-manasama8370 7 ай бұрын
Deleted my Linkedin account a week ago. This website is pure torture when you're unemployed and looking for a job. Shite website, I unironically would rather go back to Facebook if I had to chose.
@js8qp2pwisos
@js8qp2pwisos 4 ай бұрын
I joined LinkedIn a few months ago and they keep suggesting jobs in cities 20 hrs away. All on-site 🥴
@namedhuman5870
@namedhuman5870 4 ай бұрын
Just say you cannot shake a woman's hand for your personal beliefs. If someone told me anything that implied shaking my hand was too erotic, I wouldn't ever see them again.
@ozzfan123
@ozzfan123 7 ай бұрын
People like this should be forced to do farm work for minimum wage
@PickleIsMyDoggo
@PickleIsMyDoggo 7 ай бұрын
Goerge is always the true rizzler
@ABoxOfCartonJuice
@ABoxOfCartonJuice 7 ай бұрын
He’s so skibidi, real fanum tax from Ohio (among us) 🙏🙏😔😔
@Birb1592
@Birb1592 7 ай бұрын
George never fails to edge us
@yougoslavia
@yougoslavia 7 ай бұрын
Honestly I think he's the sigma.
@stefdec16
@stefdec16 7 ай бұрын
If I was saving 2k per month, like the 33 year-old consultant who "has no chance at long term wealth", I'd have gone on all my dream holidays within the past 2 years...
@rainbowblossom143
@rainbowblossom143 7 ай бұрын
Hopefully the guy that won’t shake women’s hands does have to say that in the interview because they can open their selves up to a lawsuit if he’s treating one group of their employees different than another group the employees. Like this is literally setting up a discrimination lawsuit. How can female employees trust that he will give them the same opportunities that he’s giving the male employees. What a dick.
@pjwils
@pjwils 7 ай бұрын
A lawsuit? Haha, no. Unless he's discriminating in provision of goods or services then it's not illegal. It's not illegal to refuse to a shake a person's hand - which is almost meaningless. It's common in some cultures for men to refuse to touch women whom they aren't related to. "How can female employees trust that he will give them the same opportunities that he’s giving the male employees?" Then they would need to evidence that he is treating them unfairly compared to men. You can't sue someone based on conjecture ("he won't shake my hand... therefore he will inevitably discriminate against me!")
@rainbowblossom143
@rainbowblossom143 7 ай бұрын
@@pjwils I guarantee you this is indicative of a pattern of behavior
@epicfail7874
@epicfail7874 7 ай бұрын
Ah yes, Linkedin, one of the many reasons I despise the rich
@challeFN
@challeFN 7 ай бұрын
being left with 46 thousand a year to live on AFTER ACCOUNTING FOR LIVING EXPENSES AND TAXES would be like 4k a month to spend on whatever you want bruh what is he talking about XD
@dnish6673
@dnish6673 7 ай бұрын
Seems like the financial guru didn't put his money into anything that bears any interest at all.
@tillposer
@tillposer 7 ай бұрын
8:45 Huge red flag. As an interviewer I would blackball him immediately, because effecively, whatever his reasoning, I do not trust his behaviour towards women in the workplace.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 6 ай бұрын
What the 10 million dollar guy is failing to take into account is that nobody who hasn't won like 100 million in the lottery or isn't a successful bank robber ever retires on one lump sum that they can spend for the rest of their days. People make investments, pay into pension plans, etc. For example, my grandfather was a very wealthy retired man, and lived a very comfortable life of luxury cruises, golf club dinners, a very nice house in one of the most affluent areas of the UK, etc. But he was able to support that lifestyle thanks to his large pension, stock market investments, consulting work, etc- he didn't just retire at 65, and then have no form of income for the rest of his life. So yeah, man's not wrong, it just seems like he's crying about a pretty self-evident fact of life. Also who the fuck wants to retire to New York?! I've never been myself but everyone I know who has universally agrees that it's insanely overpriced, the people are horrible, it's freezing in the winter and stinks in the summer. Get a house in a cheaper area, my friend...
@JayCantDunk
@JayCantDunk 7 ай бұрын
i’m taking a fat dumb then got a notification that george posted so i had to wipe quick
@tori-loo
@tori-loo 7 ай бұрын
true fans wouldn't have wiped
@pizzachickennugget19
@pizzachickennugget19 7 ай бұрын
oh!​@@tori-loo
@S-alt0
@S-alt0 7 ай бұрын
Property tax sounds pretty accurate actually
@Dyslexic_penguin
@Dyslexic_penguin 7 ай бұрын
This is better then doing homework 🔥
@andrewcooper5411
@andrewcooper5411 7 ай бұрын
Better than, you should do your homework
@squarkii_
@squarkii_ 7 ай бұрын
than* maybe you do need to do that hw
@emirdelacruz7787
@emirdelacruz7787 7 ай бұрын
If George is surprised by the 14,000 a year property tax in NYC. He would have a heart attack to know that some houses in Long Island NY, there's houses that their yearly property taxes can be up to 30,000 or even more
@_-_SK_-_
@_-_SK_-_ 7 ай бұрын
1 million would set me for life, luckily about half of it is almost over :D
@andrewnorth170
@andrewnorth170 7 ай бұрын
15 mins 20, insert video of Harry giving an insirational speech!
@katyushasokol7435
@katyushasokol7435 7 ай бұрын
i love george ♡
@tyrannicalchocolate
@tyrannicalchocolate 7 ай бұрын
I assume most of these people are just inter generationally wealthy, using the family finances to fund their CEO pretend playtime on social media. Like the last guy who looks about 40 in his photo, claims he’s ‘retired’, and his ‘work’ is scrolling LinkedIn.
@alexbuckenham1663
@alexbuckenham1663 7 ай бұрын
I pretty much have to have a linkedin account because I work in 3rd line IT and that's the best place to get a new job if you want to move but fucking hell, if I had to go on that app more than once a year to keep my profile reasonably up to date I'd die of cringe. If you log into linkedin and post at least once a week you should be on a fucking depopulation list.
@NateBaldwin-z4t
@NateBaldwin-z4t 7 ай бұрын
I will nothing for each like the comment gets
@jo_magpie
@jo_magpie 7 ай бұрын
On 5.6 million in the bank you'll get 280.000$ in interests alone putting it in a bank at current rate 😂
@Vixiliahx
@Vixiliahx 7 ай бұрын
GEORGE THERES A NEW GARFIELD MOVIE COMING OUTTT
@ItzWolfzilla
@ItzWolfzilla 7 ай бұрын
What in the linkdn is that’s paths that can be very much charecterised as pycho!
@calebmufcthompson
@calebmufcthompson 7 ай бұрын
Give me the $300 instead 😂
@katelynnvens1974
@katelynnvens1974 7 ай бұрын
Watching this drunk pog bank holidays also ye could easily live on those mills a yr ngl
@neezduts69420
@neezduts69420 7 ай бұрын
retirement kinda scares me i dont know if my pension would last
@najrenchelf2751
@najrenchelf2751 7 ай бұрын
5:52 - I think he uses double spacing for his lines so that his English tutor can write corrective comments in between the lines...
@carbonearts9955
@carbonearts9955 7 ай бұрын
Rich people are scary
@aliciax5854
@aliciax5854 7 ай бұрын
They’re fakers, a lot of rich people are actually reserved and aren’t stupid like this tbh
@SleepyCrumpet
@SleepyCrumpet 7 ай бұрын
People on Linked In are just writing fan-fiction about themselves istg ✋💀
@owendiaram3870
@owendiaram3870 7 ай бұрын
I have memory loss issues so forgive me if I repeat myself from the previous LinkedIn video. But I once got banned from LinkedIn because of a placeholder pfp I used. I guess they didn't approve of Bourbon Freeman
@bedekuuu
@bedekuuu 3 ай бұрын
I'm only on LinkedIn bc I've been looking for a job. I had no idea it was this........ messy lmao
@mrghost_freak
@mrghost_freak 7 ай бұрын
Just wanna say, my property tax last year was $27
@andrewpyrah
@andrewpyrah 7 ай бұрын
No property tax...its called council tax
@larsegholmfischmann6594
@larsegholmfischmann6594 7 ай бұрын
LinkedIn is the reverse of Tinder where women make themselves attractive to nerdy men who reject them 😀
@KWSigsgaard
@KWSigsgaard 7 ай бұрын
0:25 Just invest in an EFT and live off of the around 10% a year. Of course it'll maybe no be that good in todays market, but even at just 4-5% it's still a pretty decent yearly wage.
@Cardali
@Cardali 7 ай бұрын
LinkedIn is so goddamn awful.
@gwildore1
@gwildore1 7 ай бұрын
George is my new news station where I get all my internet info
@perstarck920
@perstarck920 7 ай бұрын
I CARVE ESTATE AGENT SIMULATOR GEORGE😡
@martinaasandersen3775
@martinaasandersen3775 7 ай бұрын
8:55 Yeah, if he didn't shake any hands at all he could just say he's a cleanfreak after covid or some shit.
@jumbajorge
@jumbajorge 7 ай бұрын
4:40 just tell them no but they’re welcome to donate to charity anyway 😂 no need to let me stop you from donating 🤷🏼‍♀️
@thegavsters
@thegavsters 7 ай бұрын
if you retire with 10 million., why the fuck do you not already own a house?
@JasonNewsted420
@JasonNewsted420 7 ай бұрын
14:06 if they're watching and laughing at you they're not a fan, they're an audience. And you're not famous, you're a laughing stock
@switzcheez2
@switzcheez2 6 ай бұрын
You being baffled about American property taxes is so funny. I lose about 1/3 of my income to taxes, then have to pay an additional 3k a year for property taxes for a 900 square foot condo.
@varcolord1576
@varcolord1576 2 ай бұрын
With 10 million dollars I can retire myself at 19 and retire my unborn children and their children.
@Alphoric
@Alphoric 7 ай бұрын
I am the 1% is the most ridiculous claim someone can make
@michaelgwirth9955
@michaelgwirth9955 7 ай бұрын
"Is that all taxes are in America?" For the rich it is. For the working class it's about 35%.
@aliciax5854
@aliciax5854 7 ай бұрын
It is really bad in many countries at the moment, governments are disgustingly greedy.
@Beth-t2p
@Beth-t2p 7 ай бұрын
When did LinkedIn become a feral finance bro cousin of Facebook
@Aureilia
@Aureilia 7 ай бұрын
15:13 this guy's goal in life is to always be the slowest, dumbest, weakest person in the room 😅
@strategystuff5080
@strategystuff5080 7 ай бұрын
Erm In the UK you pay council tax of like anywhere between 3 to 6k per year.
@rsh793
@rsh793 7 ай бұрын
The property tax is different though - it's like an annual stamp duty - the council tax is on top! The irony I always think is that Americans think that we all pay loads of taxes - but they pay way more in all their "charges" (health insurance, HoAs, school costs etc etc) than we do! 😆
@gchecosse
@gchecosse 2 ай бұрын
Way less than 3k for most people. In some places it can be less than 1k
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