List of reasons why I'm an awful Human Being

[@bambi-iq3it]

Reasons why I'm an awful Human Being: 1. I exist

[@maxfox8651]

You exist what's that like?

[@corpsenugget455]

Another TØP fan. Hi.

[@corpsenugget455]

And yes existing is shit.

[@Ryocniel]

@@maxfox8651 it's... It's kinda shit

[@lexiisdrowning4566]

Oh hey Clikkie

[@lollipops1234447]

I feel really awkward when people hold the door open for me. Like I feel like I need to speed up so they don't stand there for ages waiting for me to actually reach the door.

[@hannaht8080]

TurtleHeart SAAAAAAAAME

[@oleanderflower]

TurtleHeart if anyone held the door open for me I'll say 'I have hands you know' I just hate it cause like we're all the same people so why the F do ya hold the door open for me. It makes me feel a little useless

[@spywolfleader7077]

I know right

[@screemformebabey963]

TurtleHeart IKR! People hold the door open when I'm like 7 meters away all the time and it's really akward

[@kat_rebrand]

It's worse when a boy holds the door because teenage hormones start saying "what does this mean, does he like me? What if he's looking at me...." And I freak the fuck out.

[@danika5649]

If I'm holding a pen I constantly click it...

[@bella-jz6dx]

Danika Howell+ same

[@catisadisaster2269]

Danika Howell same, to the point where my teacher tells me to stop

[@mcspence4347]

I do that too XD

[@paytoncampbell380]

Danika Howell same

[@exquistecrpse]

Danika Howell Me too

[@adriascott3327]

Brendon Urie has the same issue with the closing door....

[@ryleesolomon4303]

blankie on frankie so are you saying DAN IS SECRETLY BRENDON URIE...?

[@louisemurray4108]

@@ryleesolomon4303 omg yyaaaassssss

[@ana12]

This comment needs more likes

[@millie-pj3st]

He is literally the devil and an angel at the same time. *This explains everything*

[@ginagoodfellow603]

don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it I CHIME IN *jumps on table* WITH THE HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF *rips off shirt* CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR *dives through window* NO *wheezes and climbs back to bed*

[@kaelyn2038]

I literally replayed the first three seconds like ten times because I love how he says "the fuck?"

[@katelynmabry]

that one fall out boy fan Oh my god SAAAMMMEEE I was about comment thta

[@frannycook1069]

thank you. i just did the same thing

[@MrGREATGAMERGUY]

Thank fuck I'm not the only one.

[@brittanyphillips7121]

that one fangirl OMG I SAT THEIR NOT EVEN JOKING FOR LIKE 10 MINS REPLAYING IT😂😂😂 my sis noticed and was like omg it's not even that funny

[@lumdug22]

that one fangirl SAME 😂

[@CMoore-qn4qg]

i'm the only one crying bc he sang toxic

[@marysabourin]

caleigh moore but why was it actually good??

[@liz-jo8hz]

Noo you’re definitely not the only one

[@meli6935]

I'm it was really good

[@Dadyes]

Ha no

[@klaudiakornecka3978]

I'm crying over how good he did this

[@wiffleballer]

ok but I replayed the moment he sang toxic so many times like literally he's an amazing singer wtf

[@edibleminecraftcode1017]

3:21 here’s a free replay button :)

[@oldschoolastronaut1876]

Same

[@jasmineseckinger8875]

IM NOT ALONE LOL

[@humbleonionn]

Lmao SAME

[@giuliaconsiglio9550]

I'm shook

[@midnight_lily]

"I'll see you next week" NOW HE'S MAKING FUN OF US FROM THE PAST

[@gabblebabbles2017]

Lmao

[@em_07]

Who else keeps replaying Dan singing toxic... just me...ok

[@hollyroberts3821]

Dont worry😂 I sent it to all of my friends. Wait? What? I have none

[@avaasdfghjkl1926]

MMmMMMMmmMmMmmMMm bbaby cant you see I'm calling I guy like you should wear a warning

[@i10v3di1f5]

amazingemily howell I fucking nutted

[@GRA03]

Ikr. He's good

[@elizabethgarcia2452]

He actually sounds good

[@PodChklilpp339]

Dan is the most relatable person in the universe

[@cindelmochi]

I literally do all the things he does I guess were all weird

[@thedemonicpisces7400]

Ikr

[@jinglebellcock]

Ikrr

[@andramrose123]

That awkward moment when you've been shaking your leg and then you realize you've been moving the entire table and all your classmates hate you now.

[@lynxaway]

Me

[@Spanner48]

same

[@laurenhasleft1086]

same

[@wommiez]

same lol

[@jennifermartinez4883]

all the time lol

[@alliemcg1223]

I do almost all the stuff Dan does, plus these (because everyone wants to know): I bite my nails. When someone’s talking about their problems I always butt in with my own. If I don’t have creative ideas I’ll steal them from someone (probably an internet person). Whenever I’m thinking I look mad, aparently. When something minorly inconvient happens, I’ll probably say something along the lines of “I now know why god abandoned this timeline” I always fall in love with the bad guy in a tv show/ movie / book. (Loki, winter soldier, moriarty, Draco etc.) I watched Dan singing in this video about 5 million times.

[@Staar-Stuuck]

I saw morerarty and died. I'm sorry ik I spelled his name wrong.

[@rowynandres]

Draco is for real my favourite character

[@sloane3785]

Sister? Is that you? Jk I don’t have a sister

[@sarahlewis7859]

Loki, Bucky, Moriarty and Draco are amazing though

[@DuckNugget560]

Bro me too

[@lilithianmoon]

I always apologize way too much and it ends up annoying everyone.

[@starshineluz]

Hannah Patterson Same! I can bump into someone and be like "Oh! I'm so sorry!" And they're like "Oh, it's ok." And then I proceed to apologize countless more times until they walk away. I'm a lonely person.

[@LauraEvers-hv2ou]

Hannah Patterson I literally say sorry to a chair when I bump it

[@bacon8353]

Hannah Patterson same

[@maybebecca6956]

Hannah Patterson Omg same 💫

[@kirstynhawkins8023]

Hannah Patterson Me too...

[@justarandmfangrill913]

I never leave my house, and then I'm dying to go out and then when I go out I wanna go back home... Annnnnnnnnnd then repeat

[@lilliannah4123]

J UstARandømFangirl This is the day before going back to school vs the second day for me

[@deadlygaywaffles6970]

J UstARandømFangirl same

[@lavitaebella766]

LITERALLY SAME

[@Jellyphishlvr]

Dan you are a great singer

[@urmom-ix9lq]

I want to like but it's at 420

[@alissawilliams3435]

You don’t close the door? I CHIMED IN WITH A...

[@wrainy_music]

CLOSING THE --------- DAMN DOOR NO.....

[@greykendall1830]

Rosie James ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POISE ANS RATIONALITY

[@lookhowlittleiamimalittleg8546]

@@greykendall1830 III CHIIIME IN, HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF???

[@greykendall1830]

look how little i am, i'm a little guy! CLOSING THE GODDAM DOOR

[@lookhowlittleiamimalittleg8546]

@@greykendall1830 NO. IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND RATIONALITAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAY.

[@Trxshgxy]

It's ok. I still have a spoon in my room. It's been there for 3 months

[@Trxshgxy]

Plus I crack like every joint. Even my elbows

[@zoboandcymro6144]

+Lewis Clarkson OMG SAME

[@Trxshgxy]

Zobo And Cymro You have to admit it feels goo right? I even crack my toes. is that weird?

[@zoboandcymro6144]

+Lewis Clarkson no it's not weird I do that too lol

[@Trxshgxy]

Zobo And Cymro Yay! I'm kinda not weird kinda

[@isabellaespinosa1107]

1. I walk around everywhere back and forth doing nothing 2. I mumble 3. Say whatever too much 4. I can't say no 5. Hate interacting with people 6. I make puns about everything Yeah I have a lot of problems, I could go on forever.

[@whatdyousay1566]

omg same

[@beepbeepfaye7124]

OMG THESE ARE ALL MY REASONS TWO *fangirls*

[@music_is_marleys_soulanime6414]

I do all of these things, literally

[@thatonedrawinggirl8114]

Bella Espinosa. Yeah... Me too...

[@bigt5157]

Theres more if i check...

[@triangle3806]

Being a human is hard...

[@gortini463]

Leona Waterson I love your profile pic.

[@sagemothyyy206]

Ha ha hard

[@elliottmorgan_]

Good thing I'm not a human. I'm a unicorn

[@thatthinggerarddoeswithfra634]

Leona Waterson nice profile pic

[@itssssstef]

I wouldn't know

[@alex-ki9hb]

I don’t even remember when Dan consistently uploaded

[@luvyoutothemoonandtosaturn]

Same, unfortunately I joined the fandom 1 day after the Dan hiatus :(

[@jinglebellcock]

@@luvyoutothemoonandtosaturn yea me too :(

[@redacted5204]

I TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE TOO AND THEN LET THE DOOR FALL ON MY UNASSUMING FRIEND

[@music_is_marleys_soulanime6414]

a is not ok ikr

[@shivanas.m9404]

i do all of those

[@amaliekaplanski1537]

Me 2

[@spacepotato4463]

Shivana ymcmb Same!!

[@shivanas.m9404]

infinity anya ikr dont know wh some people call that stupid lol bitting on my penci helps me think

[@tommiterror2417]

Me too.

[@BrandiTheSnowQueen]

Don't worry me too

[@ellyraeken]

Annoying things i do I tap and hum at the same time I chew on pencils/pens I snap my hair ties on my wrist I ask for things and never use or eat then

[@alex4066]

I.... Tap Bite my nails Crack my knuckles Hide things Hum Drown people out with music Put people on speaker phone Stammer Mutter Stutter Swear ... heh heh heh

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

I put people on speaker because it helps with my anxiety with phone calls

[@SamDeFalcon]

The heh heh heh is the worst thing on that list.

[@TH4NKY0U]

this was uploaded 5 years ago, and I JUST got that the thumbnail was him chewing the pencils. I thought he was brushing his teeth

[@laurenjackson2572]

Same XD

[@Finlizzydizzy1]

xo Siolo Lua xo Sameee

[@phanneedsmilk6777]

xo Siolo Lua xo SAMEEE

[@anteatercat]

xo Siolo Lua xo I thought he was eating pocky

[@sirgiraffeneck180]

xo Siolo Lua xo yup

[@user-xq8bk6ek3v]

I drink half a water bottle, leave it in my room, forget about it, and then get another and this happens every day, one time it go so bad I had a drawer full of them and my dad found out and grounded me, my whole family knows I have a problem

[@mac5895]

Same!

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Phandom Trash same

[@maddie-ur6ig]

OH YM GOD IDO THE SAME THING BUT MY MUM DOES IT WITH SODA CANS IT DRIVES ME NSANE BUT I DOT EH SAME THING WITH WATER:cri:

[@imfunny2851]

My bed has a slim side against the wall, there's fucking water bottles all in there.

[@vanessav6966]

Same I literally have two water bottles that are half empty in my room right now 😐

[@khirstynshort5491]

1. I say "ugh" very often 2. I hate social interaction 3. I step on the back of people's shoes 4. I hate moving when I'm comfy 5. I will yell at you for no reason whatsoever 6. If you ask me to go somewhere or do something for you, 65% of the time it's a no. 7. I'm a sarcastic a-hole 8. I also mumble and say never mind 9. I tap my pencil on my desk 10. I also chew pencils witch is why I never lend pencils lol 11. If you're talking and I will randomly drown you out with music. I'm a mess...

[@wishvoid6019]

khirstyn Short look, I found my twin

[@user-tt4xe2lr8g]

Wish Void triplets.

[@wishvoid6019]

Natalie yeeeeeeeehhhhhhh

[@khirstynshort5491]

Lol

[@mentallyillustrated9999]

khirstyn Short is it weird that I relate to u so much ;-;

[@junesplanet]

geez dan tapping is toxic

[@taylaksmith829]

my dresser has a thousand of chips bags behind it 😔

[@ciaralloyd1754]

KYRIE SMITH i had loads of sweet wrappers under my bed. Oops

[@marymoore63]

KYRIE SMITH i actually just laughed out loud

[@ixel3437]

chip bags*

[@rosecoloredaura]

Maddie Moore yee

[@idontcare5509]

Same

[@otaku4shoujo]

WOAH. DAN CAN SING. HOLY SHIT I DIDNT THINK HE COULD GET ANY HOTTER.

[@madelynsmith4829]

I KNOWWWW

[@alisaurss]

In this other video he sung halo and I just about died

[@avag4981]

Phil is lucky thoo

[@Logic-gn3mk]

EpicAli Bæ What was the video called?

[@Jess-rl2vy]

What's the video called?

[@lunaleontine7297]

HE WAS SO INTO SINGING AT THAT PART OMF

[@alybean96]

Ugh his singing is perf and amazing 😍❤️💕

[@amazingericaisonfire7401]

I KNOW!

[@annabelh2315]

*rewinded

[@twolittledaisy9572]

Marina!

[@phantasticjoshler5020]

I just wish dan would make some sort of music video With a piano

[@ElliotB420]

Dan was really good at singing

[@dollbaebb]

was about to say that!

[@pipermiakoda1844]

I LOVE WHEN DAN STARTED SINGING TOXIC!!!!!!

[@plaguedvenice]

Piper M same

[@lindadowler718]

Piper M HE IS A WONDERFUL SINGER

[@carolinebulgarelli1362]

i had trouble breathing when he did that XD

[@xxxluckycharmsxxx]

He is amazing at singing!

[@27emailsicantsend]

Newt SAMMEEEE

[@iamotaco1545]

I swear to cheesus I am the worst desk tapper ever. I'll like make an entire drum solo when I'm bored.

[@tracimoyer9879]

I like punch the table whenever I can't think lmao

[@abbyscott4998]

Sameeee

[@l.pineda1576]

Same!! Like I consciously grab two pens and hit the desk like I'm fucking Josh Dun or something

[@butterball2394]

I do that which causes me to do great in music class

[@butterball2394]

North mood

[@cosmic.sparkles]

I put things behind things

[@theunknown1847]

me to

[@lilygonzalez1903]

everyday

[@keeratriestoanimate9869]

AndCrapLikeThat -GGA_13 I do most of these things

[@guso.2587]

Me too

[@nw_that_shuld_be_celebrate2322]

snazzysmølbean |-/ It's okay you're a bean! 😂😊

[@catpisscatpisscatpiss288]

I also do the thing with the sliding through closing doors

[@corynjacobson236]

Dan sang. My life is complete

[@thomascampbell350]

Please even your hoodie strings, Dan. Please

[@rookielps7996]

Yes a screamed because of it

[@lucyrockwell300]

I never noticed until you pointed it out.. It will now annoy me for the rest of forever.

[@sadpepe9644]

This video was posted like 3 years ago

[@piamishelle]

OMG yes I hate it I erks me

[@jendoesnotcare]

***** It makes me want to murder them with their own hoodie's strings.

[@shslmage]

I just realized I have a lot in common with Dan

[@lumex_x6489]

same

[@kmjot]

Same I do everything he does

[@catie2557]

Yep XD

[@guso.2587]

Same lol

[@maddy_howelll3764]

Same it is so weird

[@lexiebrennan7899]

Whenever anyone taps, I tap along. Sometimes people realise they’re tapping and stop immediately. Sometimes we end up creating an album together.

[@slytherin_queenproud8942]

I.... Mutter Tap Bite my nails Chew on mine/others pencils and I’m very short tempered I also say really weird things when I get nervous so I don’t have many friends I also put things behind things if I don’t wanna clean up

[@emimo3645]

Slytherin_queen Proud story of my life

[@inactiveaccount7492]

Slytherin_queen Proud Same

[@yaboimagnus4776]

me honestly

[@jebronlames7162]

Slytherin_queen Proud I relate to all of that

[@kendallhiggins1]

I eat my nails... am I normal?

[@miru8144]

Dan has the voice of a freaking angel.

[@philseyelash6985]

TRU DAT

[@Frickll]

Yes dan singing is the sole purpose of me watching this video 3 times now SEND HELP

[@julianawagner8134]

3:20 he's actually a good singer. OMG

[@bradenbeast4182]

totally!

[@alltimefalloutatthechemica2106]

ikr

[@brandip7569]

HE IS

[@hadleyvalentine33]

TATINOF SPOILER HE IS

[@DasiyShineAJ489]

Yeah he is.....

[@choxirehh]

I literally do all of these. Including having breakfast at about 1pm

[@aydenmadsella]

I kept on replaying “hello there inter- what the @#$* ?!

[@paigemulligan142]

aydenmadsella SAMEEEEE

[@Spo_okyedits]

aydenmadsella Same😂

[@crazykookie2339]

Same 😂

[@trashyphan2345]

Me too 😂

[@Zaymonia]

Thank God I'm not the only one

[@pastelrules143]

*does majority of these things and feels ashamed*

[@twentynepiltsmelaniepatdlo492]

Creation Animation me

[@madisonmcclusky]

Me too

[@5xl3m]

*does all of those things. Very ashamed. *

[@laura-cp3bp]

DANS VOICE AND WINK GOT MY HEART BEATING AND VOICE SCREECHING I JUST CANT.

[@michonne5236]

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG ASDFGHJKL

[@laura-cp3bp]

Michonne GYUIFJKCN FOR REAL

[@anna-uk8mk]

Nimby ξndris HHHHhhhh

[@laura-cp3bp]

CAUSE OVARIES ARE SO OVER RATED HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@michonne5236]

Nimby ξndris YUP

[@sadiesbiz9934]

1. I constantly say woof 2. I fidget a lot 3. bite my nails 4. chew on paper, pencils, whatever will distract me

[@shadia6093]

When Dan was singing at 3:24 , even though it was like 2 seconds, I say he has the most beautiful voice ever. WHY DOES HE HAVE EVERYTHING?!!! VOICE, LOOKS, PERSONALITY, FAME, FREEDOM OF AN "ADULT", EVERYTHINGNGNGNGNGN!!1!1

[@jessikina018]

IKR I WISH I WAS HIS FREAKING AGE AND IT JUST SUCKS AND UUUGGGGHH HE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

[@jennifershin3787]

Yess! Why is he so perfect omgsssss

[@mia-ui4zd]

Don't forget that for some reason,(at least to the majority of American girls) British accents are attractive

[@laurenrosenberg7213]

I JUST THOUGHT THAT

[@honk584]

I was hoping someone would notice... *cries* so bootyful :3 :D :')

[@shannons.7466]

Daniel, my child, everyone has flaws. Don't think bad of yourself for them. We all love you. Love yourself.

[@SoNextJenn]

Shannon S. I read that as “Daniel, my child has fleas”

[@jennyoconnor1386]

Jayrfinite hahaha XD

[@samfielder8789]

Shannon S. Stop.

[@chandlerbing7570]

It's 2022 now, everyone criticizes and cancels everyone for the most minor of flaws. you still sure about that?

[@jessica-ls3tc]

why is human being capitalized

[@lychee7991]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@iziecrozier1761]

Jessica i

[@tamzin7778]

Because ‘Human Being tm’

[@Zero-ds5lb]

Jessica YOU AGAIN

[@kaijumii]

Jessica Because apparently we’re a “relevant race” or whatever.

[@auriii9419]

Brendon Urie has been offended *_YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR_*

[@ozzyb1995]

1: I snap constently 2: I tap to much 3: I literally never speak. TO ANYONE

[@whatdyousay1566]

same

[@lolitzme858]

Same

[@marleysanderson8406]

1. I talk to much 2. I scream to much and I am way to loud 3. people hate when I'm quite cause they think somethings wrong cause I'm always talking 4. I spend to much time indoors and on electronics

[@kylieharvey4743]

marley sanderson oml saaame i do those plus i always think im annoying apoligize way to much

[@marleysanderson8406]

close the god dang door beebo! lol I do that to plus I love the username huge fan :)

[@lesbians4raiden-632]

marley sanderson MEEE

[@jonnoweb]

marley sanderson That is literally me.

[@flufflepuff8298]

You are actually dan

[@moatrboat]

Dan needs to start a band of something, jfc. That singing.

[@nikothehandsomejackass5776]

Omg IKFR I thought I was the only one!

[@hennyhoes4695]

SAME GUYS

[@molzybean4031]

And he can play piano i think 😱😂😆

[@sophiemiddleton65]

He should join the KZbin Boyband, he can be the piano player/singer. Multi-tasker 👌

[@ResaChiic]

+Dann Rain there's a video "dan & phil singing compilation" where he sings more of this and its like eargasmic

[@jackofalltrades6718]

That running through the door before it closes thing is way too relatable...

[@kawaiilittlenerd4088]

Me: ok so I stare i so sorry I just stare i space out so much I have once actually starred at a student for 45minutes here I was spacing of and I don't think people know I'm starring until they awkwardly wave and I'm just like oh fluff

[@hazelmykitten1067]

i hate when that happens, ill be in class and ill have to constantly remind myself not to space out and stare at people who already think im weird XD

[@mariamkharpoutli675]

When people speak to me i kind of stare into their souls and zone out and i look at people up and down when they enter a room they must think im a freak i swear i never mean to make people uncomfortable

[@rainbowduck5870]

Kawaii Little Nerd I accidentally stare at people and someone caught me so what do I do? Shift my eyes slightly so it looks like I’m staring next to them, great plan except they *still thought I was look at them and waved their hand* at this point thinking I’m a lunatic. I don’t know what to do so I keep staring next to them and they just give me a weird look and turn around (they were in front of me)

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Kawaii Little Nerd same

[@daleannapro7286]

Kawaii Little Nerd me too

[@sitabhatta3932]

can we talk about how good dan's st singing omg ☆☆☆

[@cone3525]

Ishi Aryal IKR

[@lyannhernandez597]

SOMEONE SAYS IT

[@V4NQUISH8]

it's been four years and here i am, still replaying the part where dan sings toxic doe 2 seconds because it sounDS SO GOOD AND SEXY??

[@rxlxy6668]

dan the fam I saw this clip in a video and went on a scavenger hunt to find out what video he made with it in it 🤣

[@lucygarcia9352]

OK WAIT DAN IS RLLY GOOD AT SINGING???

[@jellyplanet1121]

Dan: * *mumbles* * Me: what? Dan: oh doesn’t matter Me: * *plots ways to murder in my mind* * Me: oh okay *still plotting*

[@thelocalphandom5231]

3

[@bianca19750]

1) I'm to shy to talk to people that's why many people think I don't like them 2)I talk too quiet 3)I'm very social awkward 4)i talk too much to people who I'm confident with :3 5)I don't talk to people 6)I hate people

[@sophie-ly7vp]

Exactly me :p

[@shannonschwab8324]

this is literally me and btw LUKE FRICKING HEMMINGA

[@shannonschwab8324]

+Shannon Schwab hemmings*

[@kelsiejean3669]

yep can relate to all of that

[@uhlayzhuh.]

Same!!! 😳

[@stiks6079]

I shake my pencil while working on something. I bounce my leg up and down when I'm thinking. I hum even when nobody wants me to. I have social anxiety. I'm scared of any boys or girls that are popular.

[@nevmarieart]

Are you ever just shaking your pencil and like accidentally fling it? Because I literally do that all the time. Oh and I relate to the humming and bouncing. But I'm pretty popular and I still have social anxiety

[@shermarrujo3523]

Ms.Potato 0716 me too on all but the popular thing I'm friends with most of those people yet I still feel like a outsider

[@raccattacc5657]

Ms.Potato 0716 you just described me! do you stalk me!?

[@cowboyfunkk]

Ms.Potato 0716 you are me!

[@Baphomess]

Same

[@DEVILISHMINS]

3:22 dan beautifully singing toxic

[@plasticbeach1611]

3:20 Dan's singing voice wow OK it appears my ovaries have slipped out of my body

[@worthlessstar2295]

omg lol

[@brookemoran3666]

How I would describe it, yes

[@cassyjax382]

I didn't even notice. We need videos if him singing.

[@dead4120]

HI BELLA

[@dead4120]

woah *hi Bella my caps lock shit out of control and yes his voice made me explode r.i.p. me

[@kashmirslayton2123]

I say anywho to much I tap on anything near me When im upset i hide myself in a dark corner doing nothing but watching dans videos and drawing anime oh wait i do that anyway

[@sage6238]

Omugerd!!!! His voice when he was singing 😍😍😍♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@rubyalcaraz704]

Anya Evelyn ; fucken finally someone noticed.

[@ellanaomi8656]

i have ascended why do these two beans delight in torturing us by being so goddamn hot and cute and positively adorable? I felt my chest physically contract at the moan holy crap im in heaven

[@lydiacameron2370]

@@rubyalcaraz704 IKR!!!

[@ghost_4047]

Omg ur right!!! 😍

[@jordidelainey1818]

1. i chew on a lot of my things 2. i tend to stop talking to people when i get bored of talking to them (i get bored so easily) 3. i tap. it’s usually to the beat of a random song 4. when i play music out loud i usually skip the song half way through it 5. when i clean a room i put everything from that room and put it in another room to make that one dirty

[@beholdtheace]

Jordi Delainey the fourth one is a mood

[@elanorallmann]

Okay I would hate you for the 4th one. Especially if it's a song I really like. Especially if it's a Freddie Mercury/The Queen song. I would literally want to throw something.

[@cateellis1245]

I slap anything near me when I laugh really hard

[@katiedrums8023]

Same 😂😂

[@missmeow6355]

KITTAH KITTAH honestly same

[@harshajay9]

I clap lmao

[@taylorbliss1459]

KITTAH KITTAH oh no 😂

[@katrellecalpo1412]

same my friends hate me

[@cara8309]

I mumble so much because I don’t want to upset people by saying the “wrong” thing and I can change what I said because they didn’t hear me the first time 😬😅

[@mars7609]

Caramayyy sameeeeeeee

[@maaikes.363]

Dan is me. Is it bad that i was able to relate to every single one? xD

[@kinsleyjoyce]

You're just one step closer to being Dan

[@scarlettlane4019]

No. Cuz I do too!

[@amelial6806]

I do everything listed in the video :I

[@jessicamccallum6530]

I related to every single one! Especially the one where I drop things behind places if I don't know where they go...

[@unori.gina.l]

same o.o

[@thefourfantasticallyfunnyf2331]

His dimple right at the beginning. DEREK IS BEAUTIFUL

[@Emma-wm9jg]

...Derek?

[@syd._.]

Emm a that's the name of Dan's dimple 😂

[@Emma-wm9jg]

@@syd._. ohhh is that from a video

[@moonfestal]

I sometimes bounce my leg(s) when I sit and it bothers people

[@wanthun2699]

Same

[@whothefuckatemyhalfofthecr7095]

Same

[@emilyh2520]

Same

[@dehaven1964]

me

[@knicole7998]

+Vriska Serket i do that sometimes

[@deleted2669]

1. I don't wear a lot of my clothing. I have so many pairs of jeans, but I never wear them. I just wear black leggings every day. Every. single. day. And I wear the same 10 shirts, and never wear any of the other shirts. 2. I will say really dumb things. Really dumb things. In the past year, I have asked how to spell the word "eight." I have also referred to multiplication as "the times thingy." English is my first language. Wow... 3. I bite my nails. I hate that I do it. Feel free to hate me. 4. I will pull hair out of my head. Why? I don't know. 5. Don't give me a pen. I will constantly click it. 6. I am extremely unorganized and messy. I don't bother to put anything back in the correct place. I love organization, and I will perfectly organize my things, but then in a week or less they will be messy again. 7. I don't study for things. My ultimate downfall. 8. If you say a certain word, or if it just pops into my head, I will either: quote the Broadway musical Hamilton, start singing a song, quote Dan and Phil... etc. 9. While you are talking, if I remember something funny or interesting I will just interrupt you. Definitely not intentionally! I just remember things and get enthusiastic, sorry. 10. I don't like competition. This is because I get very competitive. A review game in class? You're going *down.* Don't get me started on arguments or games in P.E. 11. After walking up a few flights of stairs, I will be out of breath. (There is more but that is all I will share for now)

[@viv3re]

cherrycat777 You are literally my twin XD

[@deleted2669]

:)

[@deleted2669]

I had to wear jeans today because all my black leggings were in the laundry (they are so uncomfortable why)

[@vixian5178]

Jeggings might fix your problem

[@izzieinwonderland5022]

My Twin.XD

[@adayinthelifeofkiwi5692]

I actually do all of them..... and more Everyone hates me

[@Dadyes]

I do too I'm horrible

[@eee8665]

I- Bite my nails Bite that nail under my nail(I think it's a hangnail) Draw in books Make annoying noises Try to pull out my teeth Touch my eyeballs Sometimes don't brush my teeth Scribble

[@gabblebabbles2017]

You monster. What kind of person draws in books? Like I can only understand if it's a textbook.

[@D0GW4RTS]

Blueberry Rain are you my twin?!

[@summer_the_rae]

1. I have an ice scraper in my room and named it Ronald. 2. I have so much junk in my room but it's organized so you don't know it's there. 3. I make Hamilton usually around anti-revolutionary manumission abolitionists 4. I make Harry Potter usually around Muggles 5. I make Heathers references every day, usually at school. 6. I make lots of dad jokes. Like, a lot. 7. I talk to myself out loud. 8. It takes me forever to get into the shower because I'm convinced Zombie Michael Jackson is gonna kill me when I'm in there.

[@cindyfalls]

You sound awesome! Also, I love Harry Potter and Hamilton too! And of course, Dan and Phil!

[@angelicahennessy6414]

I do all of these lmao. Also you like Dan and Phil, Harry Potter, Hamilton, and Heathers. Like are we the same person?

[@whoisj3ss]

let's talk about harry potter Me too Exactly the same as you and it's sad

[@realcheesybob20]

_Zombie Michael Jackson_

[@XxChaoshollowxX]

Now I'm imagining a zombie Micheal Jackson dancing towards someone

[@gs-fi2si]

1:I tap 2:I chew pencils 3:I crack my knuckles 4 I mummble 5 I get jelouse so much 6 I say Jesus to much 7 every time I'm on a roller coaster I say"oh shit shit shit *drops* AHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IM GOING TO FALL OFF AHH I WAS SO YOUNG" and some other random shit and I hate social interaction

[@natalie_the_ratalie]

Panic! at the Trash can ME

[@kmjot]

I RELATE SPIRITUALLY

[@chels5575]

Panic! at the Trash can Soooooo Relatable

[@Lilly7778015]

This is what i do -I shake my right leg non-stop -I mumble and if someone asks what i say nevermind -I tap -I chew my nails -my jaw has a piece broken in it (dont ask...) And it makes a loud snapping sound that everyone around can hear, i snap it a lot -I hum - I pick scabs (Ik its gross it annoys me too -_- -I dont put anything back in the store -i put things behind my bed in hopes it'll just magically disspaear - (Im probably the only one who does this) if i dont feel like talking ill just sorta hum my awnser to people and shake my head, i wont make eye contact and ignore them conpleatly Yep im am awful human....

[@epic1558]

I do most of the same as well, especially the humming your answer and shaking your foot >_>

[@kaleyt8171]

I do all of the same things except biting my nails and the jaw thing

[@phanleswell3637]

The only ones I don't do here is the jaw one and the scabs

[@midlifecrisi]

Only one of them I have a problem with is shaking right leg. I go to uni, and a few other people do it, and it causes the entire fucking row of seats to shake, so all my notes look like crap.

[@Zak-rs3pu]

Holy shit I do all of that stuff as well (why am I such a horrible person)

[@ellabradley4219]

• I tap • I talk quietly • I chew pens and pencils • I get a drink and don’t drink it until like 30 minutes later • If I have gone to the toilet in the night when everybody else is asleep I won’t flush I am so sorry

[@allyisnotonfire6641]

I can't sit still... I make noise When not in class I yell I put everyone on speaker I take forever in the restroom even though Im not even using the restroom

[@yellowpizza36]

Me

[@luciacarpio9162]

Sarcastic Septic Meeeee

[@rainbowduck5870]

Sarcastic Septic I’m doing all of those things except yelling right now

[@jaehyunsbread9022]

wink w0nk

[@finneaslaw3213]

YES ALL OF THESE

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

It's ok Dan I do all of these and worse. We're all terrible human beings, let's be honest. (Unless you're like Phil and are too innocent for the World...)

[@maddie-ur6ig]

u kno phil said f*ck in the second episode of the sims but bleeped it out right?

[@kn1f3.p4rty]

Urielectric yes but uh... letsjustignorethatitneverhappened...

[@TheNotMaria]

You can't be innocent when you love Tarantino's Movies

[@plutotrash1014]

ActualPhilTrash#1 169 likes 😏 haha forget my innocence

[@Lunareclipse315]

I also do all of these things and more

[@sheagrigg82]

1. I apologize after every time I swear. 2. I shout random thoughts out, you know the ones that are supposed to stay in your head. 3. I absentmindedly listen to other people's conversations and repeat the last word/ sentence I hear. 4. After every text message, it has become an increasingly annoying habit to place an 'X' at the end... Which is supposed to be a kiss. 5. I randomly walk around. Literally, I linger in door ways and if no one notices me... I just walk off to do the same thing to another room. 6. I snap at people without realising. I'm a generally angry person so I get ticked off fairly quickly, and I shout or 'snap' randomly at anyone... even if I've never met them. 7. I have a very quiet voice so and i actually talk very quickly, so people do not usually understand. And I say never mind or just laugh it off really loudly if someone asks what I said. I'm a terrible human being to x

[@kayla-yi5xh]

Shea Grigg i do every one of these

[@thao-lynguyen2680]

Shea Grigg same

[@debbiecopley9970]

You know what I do? I correct people when they spell too wrong. Too* SORRY

[@ringingbells3961]

Shea Grigg Omg I do number 5 all the time Jesus Christ

[@winnie_the_bleh]

i do all those things

[@aworldtowin955]

This will be forever the first video I’ve seen of Dan, all the way back in early 2013

[@noworriesstories]

Okay but dan singing toxic was incredibly

[@allychullen1058]

+NoWorries ikr :O

[@boomkc6831]

Yes

[@maryrodriguez4075]

it was totally amazing!!!!!!😍😳

[@taylordurbin1690]

Yasssssssss

[@JeyIrwin]

THAT MOMENT YOU REALISE DAN CAN SING. atleast it sounded like that. OMFG

[@JeyIrwin]

and it was hot.

[@mischiefmanaged560]

IKR

[@kaylabrunton7860]

IK I WANT THAT AS MY RINGTONE

[@karenruiz11kr]

I KnOW

[@smoladri6058]

Ikr

[@imindecisive1690]

"I'm left handed" "everyone makes mistakes" 😂😂😂😂

[@danisnotonchairs935]

😂😂

[@roisinreynolds5593]

Protip

[@vilotdarkmanner6801]

my friend recons that im left handed but i use my right hand

[@lindawilson7700]

ever one knows those days if you know the refrese then you had a great childhood

[@moon-jy2tw]

+Danisnotonchairs YOUR NAME

[@caylerykhus4000]

i like it when people tap. when i'm board, it gives me something to concentrate on.

[@karissa-i2z]

2:38 "boop" that made me laugh and love Dan more and idk why ♥

[@TheDaisyBubble]

Karissa Ashley same

[@bugbit3z]

same

[@scarlettlane4019]

Boop.

[@ivyt5931]

Meep.

[@carbonaracrack9705]

Now only half way through my Dan marathon

[@jesswebb5781]

How you doing after watching all of them?

[@jesswebb5781]

(I am assuming you have finished watching all of them now.)

[@Mia-ik2hr]

Danathon*

[@jesswebb5781]

Mia 0904 Yes!

[@safiyyaha8871]

same

[@derpyderp526]

Dan has a really good voice

[@LunaMoon-vw1vs]

Me: We need cat food Mom: What? Me: We need cat food Mom: What? Me: We. Need. Cat. Food Mom: What? Me: NEVER MIND.

[@sofam9645]

That moment of Dan singing Toxic 😱

[@romiford7013]

tbh it wasn't that bad

[@sussy5910]

It was hot af

[@izzyp1296]

I KNOW LIKE OMG BOTH DAN AND PHIL ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT SINGING

[@lauren1828]

+Izzy P they areeee

[@beccawinchester5752]

I want this as my ringtone.

[@Sarah-bz9cx]

I do all these things but I also tap my foot and it drives everyone crazy

[@astrolunarz]

Sarah Moxham hah same...

[@flavia5188]

Sarah Moxham same

[@naokireign1430]

I have done that so many times with a door...thank God I'm female... That's literally like one of the only times I've said that...

[@Bellablossomed]

i'm still watching these vids in 2020, I LOVE HIM

[@kekekat212]

I often times ask people to repeat themselves even if I heard them the first time to give myself more time to process what they said, and then I'll interrupt them while they're saying what I asked them to repeat.

[@lucys9060]

Cat Waterman yes same I literally thought I was the only one

[@MJ-pn9xm]

Cat Waterman my brother does this all the time so now whenever he says "what"after ive said something i just sit staring for a few seconds cuz i know he knows what i said

[@zizirose6312]

I do the same thing

[@callieneo7503]

Ikr I do it too

[@meganjs]

OMG SAME

[@hdmiports]

I'm one of those people that bounces their legs....my math teacher absolutely hates me for it👍

[@beccastone3369]

Meeee!!!

[@music_is_marleys_soulanime6414]

Same

[@rcarman0806]

Tori Jones I do it when I’m nervous in class 😂

[@k-nonymous5126]

i'm so awkward that when someone tells me about a tragic problem in their life i laugh or i make a really bad joke...

[@theaveragegemini9220]

I Am Trash Same!

[@caoimhehutchinson1224]

I Am Trash I just say "Oh God" trying to sound really sympathetic and it just makes it ten times worse.....

[@Helene-mp4bs]

I Am Trash omg, same! my friends are like: "bla bla bla, *tragick*" me: ahaha they: im not kidding, im serious.. me: *feel bad for laughing*..

[@raymonds9243]

I'm kinda the same. I just find empathy so hard i mean I can relate to some problems that people talk to me about too. for example, if someone were to talk to me about suicidal thoughts, I also have felt so compelled to try and end my life, but when another person brings it up, it's so difficult to feel any empathy. I don't get it. Even if I can relate to the problem so much, i can't manage anything other than "wow" and "oh jeez" as a response

[@hot_garbage1477]

I Am Trash same and i always feel bad. but i have a nervous laughing habit so when someone gets hurt kinda bad or something bad happens i start laughing. people think i'm being inconsiderate but really i'm just nervous. i didn't have it before this year though

[@amessofalynn4332]

i miss him so...... rewatching everything