How not to survive School

[@alaynatherealpotato1673]

After knowing the true troubles he had at school, holy shit

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

AlaynaTheRealPotato yeah ☹️

[@The_Quost]

Yeah I was looking in the comments for someone else that had watched it

[@roroo]

Ikr

[@angelika_joanna]

I know 😭

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

I feel so sorry for him 💔

[@quarterqueen]

after his new video i see this differently. i’m so proud of him

[@flightofthelawnchairman5766]

melan choly I was thinking about this, too! ❤️

[@ioannad1857]

i know!! im so proud of how far he's come

[@pengu1nmusic]

It hits different.

[@sierralynn9691]

Dan: hows that existential crisis going Me: *chokes on air to the point of tears* Me: freaking great thanks

[@lauralatifaj1378]

*W O W S A M E*

[@цветок-ш7п]

Sierra Lynn LMAO same

[@laurathemomfriend]

Sierra Lynn yes me too

[@beck9464]

*samee*

[@abbiem2902]

...and it hasn't properly snowed in England ever since

[@macpollen]

Hey don’t feel sorry it snowed the first time in about 6 year last year in Mississippi

[@knittedrachael]

had amazing snow around december time in england - guess you're just locationally disadvantaged

[@daisyzammit6296]

init omfg

[@daisymills164]

Boom it’s snowing now 🤗🤗🤗

[@ohyikes7104]

t h e b e a s t f r o m t h e e a s t

[@excusemewhileiphangirl-658]

The best thing that has ever happened to me at school was that one time I jokingly told my PE teacher that PE was against my religion and I got out of PE for TWO WHOLE MONTHS

[@boatempole]

OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING

[@_jaclyn_dalessandro02]

Excuse me while I phangirl ;-; WHAAAAAATTT???!!!!

[@spacetrashpile7199]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET AWAY WITH THAT

[@sydneynoel8449]

WHAT

[@rachelkebler9042]

OMG BE PROUD OF YOURSELF

[@Achlucide]

YESTERDAY I HAD A HISTORY TEST AND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THE TEACHER JUST TURNED THE COMPUTER ON, WENT ON KZbin AND PLAYED THE TITANIC SONG REALLY REALLY LOUD TO "cheer us up". WHAT

[@user-bj3bd1sl3n]

wtf

[@Achlucide]

Evemusic idk ._.

[@NK-zb9dv]

TEACHER GOALS

[@rizzofromgrease1248]

EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS I SEE YOU I FEEEEEEEL YOU

[@emeraldgamer4992]

My teacher plays a song we pick that doesn't have cuss words lol teachers

[@ellbell_xo993]

I've literally printed a screenshot of the 'Math is Sexy' part and stuck it on my wall as inspiration to do math 😂

[@dana-rv7fc]

You are truly an inspiration

[@daliavallejo5081]

Yes you are

[@crazynormal-ness1659]

yasss goals

[@crescentmoon632]

Genius!

[@captainchampcat3920]

actually thats a good idea, I'm going to do it right now. 😋

[@RestlessEmRose]

The “Gaylord” part literally made me almost start crying because of what we know now

[@ioulianaparissi]

this is excactly what I wanted to comment. ugh why do such shitty people even exist.

[@ellabradley4219]

It HiTs DiFFeReNT nOw

[@Why-uo7cj]

It sure does..

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

Sameee

[@chloelaird-hurd2459]

Gaylord is my Netflix account name lol 🤣🤣

[@caroline-db7zz]

I would love school if: 1) it started an hour later 2) less testing 3) no homework

[@iiitigersareawesomeiii-p9521]

Koala Bear yeah true.

[@denisebarker9925]

Koala Bear I'd be ok with it i wouldn't love it

[@preranalal1377]

Koala Bear I'd love school if we had to learn about youtubers

[@limitedtimeonly]

Koala Bear 4) no people 5) no school

[@runchranda1213]

Koala Bear same just add no lessons

[@hannahandjennyshow4598]

"No good sir for I have the power of triangles." ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@charlottebibby8590]

😂😂

[@m0sslamb]

xD

[@dorinfw1152]

+Mythical Mooncat |-/

[@CloroxBleach-dl5cv]

+owl33 your profile picture...

[@dorinfw1152]

The Emo Goose

[@meghanfarrell8386]

I had the worst teacher in the sixth grade. We were doing our reading, and a girl stood up to stretch. She dropped her book behind the heater. After she got it, she hit her head on one of the (hot) pipes. She was bleeding and crying and my teacher told her to stop being such a baby, and when the principal came in, my teacher said that she "tried to send her to the nurse but she wouldn't go". We all told the principal she was lying, and out principal believed us. But that teacher still works at my school. We all hate her so much.

[@hannahbray7065]

That sucks, they don't fire teachers because they can't spare the energy to hire someone less abusive.

[@miozotty06]

Instant.Michael firee FIRE AND P-AIINN

[@miozotty06]

omg are you a pjo hoo reader?????? omg omgomomogmogmgo0mgomgog

[@KumarKitty24]

Games Queen Lotus That is Annabeth isn't it oh my gods

[@purpleminionlover3481]

I❤️Percy Jackson so freaking much!!

[@c.b.8192]

I love how Dan tells stories; he makes every detail very entertaining in a dry, sarcastic way that I love.

[@nobutheyonyou7990]

C. B. Same

[@jelenagavrilovic282]

C. B. Same

[@lilmattere]

C. B. Same

[@solkai7575]

Same

[@ameliahemsley8590]

I'm in year 9 and I'm already having my crisis. I'm 13 and people are already telling me I need to decide what I want to do for the rest of my life. I'm barely a teenager and the weight of my future is already being dropped on my shoulders.

[@michelletroxler1601]

I know right! I don't know where you live but here in switzerland we only have 9 years of school at the very least. I am in my second to last year of finishing that part of school. After that I want to have a gap year (which I probably won't have....mum, dad) or I will go straight to job training. At the age 15. I did the math; I would be able to go work at the age of 18. Or I could go to all kinds of schools and study amything. Which I will not do.

[@ameliahemsley8590]

Michelle Troxler there's so much pressure all of a sudden

[@michelletroxler1601]

You know, I think some years back everyone was worried about getting a job, so they would take anything. Now I think the Problem is that there are so many choices that our brains just shut down are like "nope". And everything is so fastpaced, information just slapping us in the face constantly.

[@Stripes2331]

Hey, saw your comment and thought I'd offer some friendly advice :). Whilst it might seem like you need to decide everything now, you really don't. I've just started my first year of uni and I've got friends who still have no idea what they want to do for the rest of their lives. I was quite lucky that I've known for years what I want to do, but don't stress if you don't! I assume you're having to pick GCSE options now? Just pick subjects you like. Once you get a bit further in life, nobody cares about individual subjects beyond maths and english. On the whole, what subjects you pick won't limit what you do later (the only exception I can think of is languages, since to take those at A level etc you probably need a GCSE). All in all, what I'm saying is try not to stress too much! Hope this helped a bit :)

[@averyrenee4672]

you still have some time! don't stress over it! i'm in year 10 and i have no idea what the hell i'm going to do with my life! so, you're still free. live your life as a teenager! go to a party, get a boyfriend. you don't have to decide yet! you're 13! live your life!

[@jessica-ls3tc]

Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide

[@sierrafox4734]

Yassss

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Jessica i was just about to say this

[@claire-qv3qg]

ned backwards with an A instead of E is Dan

[@jessvision8817]

Results may vary

[@stephanieverbeek3989]

The nostalgia though

[@johnmorris2960]

"Awright give me your iPhone" "No good sir, for I have the power of triangles" "U Owt m8" ~#DanHowell2k13

[@johnmorris2960]

AND WHY IS THERE NO COMMENTS ABOUT DANS HAIR AT 4:01

[@oriannafelicity]

this made me laugh 😁

[@rancidfairy2]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE SAID THAT XD

[@swethap2965]

I DIED OF LAUGHTER DURING THAT PART xD

[@jordanwoods4873]

K

[@star3674]

The south west England school thing is so true, everyone acts so hard at school and when they get home I bet they perfect in front of their parents.

[@The_Almighty_Meepers]

Ikr it's so painfully true

[@katiedisney5866]

Painfully relatable~ help

[@twentynesinners7822]

It's painful. It ends in bulling though. Also, answering back. Your being bullied BY your teacher

[@daisy6545]

Omg ikr

[@oliviakelly5694]

It’s a sad world we live in

[@lizzywallis991]

I hated school, so much. I was never very good on tests, and never had many friends. I was hideously depressed and anxious for a lot of it. Yet everyone always told me that I would miss school when I left... Two years out, and I haven't missed it once. I'm studying a degree I love with people I really like, and I'm probably the happiest I've ever been. If you're in school at the moment, and you feel a bit like you're drowning, I know how you feel. But I made it through, and so will you. The 'it gets better' schtick is so over-done, but it's true, trust me. Love y'all, and I believe in you!!

[@r.j.penfold]

Lizzy Wallis thanks... I haven't left the house in upwards of three weeks and I'm watching KZbin at 3am and failing all my classes but hey... I'm alive?

[@emorattrash5198]

Skool is hell

[@bellabixler492]

Dan: 'Don't leave your homework till the last minute' Me: *looks beside me at the massive pile of homework due tomorrow and continues to procrastinate by watching this video* True story that actually happened I'm not even kidding

[@jewelmine442]

XD

[@gracem7165]

Same... I have an essay due on Monday and I haven't even started..

[@NoDefaultsPlease]

Grace Muir Same.. Except mine is 3 essay due on Tuesday..

[@gracem7165]

Ryn .o. Oh no 😂 my teacher forgot 😂

[@salamander7217]

i'm supposed to be writing a paper on DACA

[@KaylaHemmings]

One of my teachers that I had for English told me to go back to were I came from because I was talking in class.. So I left the class room and didn't go back

[@sugarsri]

#THUGLIFE…JKDONTKILLME

[@brodizzle3413]

Kayla Irwin You are my hero

[@KaylaHemmings]

Lekha S I won't kill you xD Brodie Westwood Why? haha

[@reneeischill8488]

Kayla Irwin that's amazing I would totally do that

[@Heather43068]

***** Ermagersh Sasha wat r chu doin here.

[@cookiecraft6154]

I've waited 6 years to give Dan the "not in school" high-five. It's the only thing that's kept me going ...omg I have no life bye

[@irelandaintreal2945]

its ok. we understand.

[@bagle02]

I’m still waiting for that day...

[@k.sharma6104]

I'm waiting for that day...

[@fru1tpunk965]

I have to wait so long for that day...I'm only in 6th grade 😭

[@danger_gays6577]

@@fru1tpunk965 same

[@i-eat-hearts]

Lol the quote at the end "iMovie why does this have to be in comic sans"

[@emailucinablade468]

Dan is sans confirmed lol

[@sarcastic8965]

Sans = Dan = Dan = Sans ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

[@whatdoesoriginalnamemean4635]

+Lilybeth_Was_Here Omfg my Bff made a story on Wattpad where Dan Is a Pan xD

[@graciemckee7827]

I'd probably enjoy math if Dan was my math teacher.

[@claricepham]

GracieIsOnFire I WOULD enjoy math of Dan was my math teacher and Phil was my English teacher

[@serena1836]

Clarice Malfoy And then we ship them and ruin their teaching career by stalking them.... i mean what?

[@andeverymnthwebuyahamster6492]

GracieIsOnFire id enjoy if dan and phil were my teachers in every subject

[@runchranda1213]

GracieIsOnFire he would just teach us how to use a 📱

[@graciegracie7326]

GracieIsOnFire I like your name lol

[@roradye]

LMAO at "No good sir, for I have the power of TRIANGLES"

[@mdstarfaith706]

"High five to all the people not in school anymore How's that existential crisis coming along?" is this man spying on me

[@WadeWilson-hx4um]

I have found my spirit animal.

[@sibora4069]

LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC/ICON

[@SuperPrettykitty2]

YOUR PICTURE OMFG

[@Danny-be4ey]

Your profile pic QSRDHHIFEYDIFIHKBN

[@bubblegumgirl9283]

YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

[@fruitloop6807]

You have the best profile pic 😍

[@냠냠냠-m9t]

HONESTLY I HAVE A 7 PAGE ESSAY DUE AND I HAVE TO FINISH A PROJECT BY TOMORROW BUT IM JUST WATCHING DAN AND PHILS VIDEOS OVER AND OVER AGAIN HELP ME

[@jadeisadinosaur2782]

I FEEL YOU

[@laurawalters7163]

WOO SAME

[@sarahfullerton1048]

Hey this comment was like a month ago, how did that essay go?

[@냠냠냠-m9t]

Sarah Fullerton terrible. i didn't finish my essay

[@sarahfullerton1048]

Aw that's too bad. Good luck on the next one I guess :)

[@deirdrelawless1917]

My history teacher asked me why I'm so quiet in class and never tralk to him so I said 'nobody plans a murder out loud.' He still looks confused everytime he sees me

[@amyprior5858]

+KefeVideos that icon 😍

[@francesatty7022]

+KefeVideos what amy said

[@lauramcneill1394]

+Deirdre Lawless That is amazing :')

[@sharyns.9199]

HAHAHA you smart person

[@nirvanaclimo7386]

+Deirdre Lawless I love this comment

[@josefinhersen8551]

okay but my geography teacher asked my class if we read any books and a guy in my class raised his hand and said ”i do read fanfiction”

[@juyomilover]

Can me and this guy be friends please.

[@yaibts2529]

OMDSMMS

[@hannahwoolbright4583]

Josefin Hersén where can I find this lovely human being

[@lilyelgart9893]

Wow what a mood

[@brandygriggs7243]

I need to meet him

[@abelrents9834]

"I refuse to call myself sassy-"

[@khesanhh]

Abel Rents i read that as he said it

[@jessicat4434]

Kashan Fringy lol I do that all the time it's weird

[@beepbeepfaye7124]

Kashan same OML

[@niklausboksa7637]

Dan is my spirit animal. Like We both like anime, fall out boy/mcr. And we talk the same way and have the same opinions. Also we may or may not have an obsession over video games.

[@niklausboksa7637]

And we both hate school and are both useless in physical activitys

[@pandorajones3009]

+BB Same here- all of my friends say I talk EXACTLY like Dan because I'm so sarcastic about everything. oh yeah. and I talk to myself

[@niklausboksa7637]

+PJ Jones I also talk to my self

[@niklausboksa7637]

+PJ Jones SAME

[@niklausboksa7637]

We are twins

[@Anna-gs5ol]

YEARS LATER I COME BACK TO THIS VIDEO AND I ONLY JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLATE OF CAVIAR ISNT REAL

[@magda8596]

Dolores Dean when was the last time you got your eyes checked?

[@remesis_]

😂😂😂

[@isabelleadbetter6290]

Should’ve gone to specksavers

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

SadCinnamon Cinnamon 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this made me laugh more than it should

[@abigfishinabarrenswamp]

OH DEAR CONTEXT.... adore u, gaylord dan. stay sassy

[@LaraVivianLikesDragons]

fuck school I talk too much? DETENTION. I talk too little? DETENTION. I read a fucking book? Rainbows and lollipops - wait, NO, DETENTION!

[@hajarkoumina3370]

I got detention once for reading a book in french during english class that wasn't related to school, because we were supposed to pay attention to the leçture and take notes....

[@end8316]

got a monitoring card because i said cheers instead thanks

[@mimistrashcan2927]

Lara Vivian where i live detention doesnt exist, if you do something wrong they call your parents or write a message on your schoolbook for them to sign

[@cocoamint7762]

Lara Vivian I almost got detention for reading in class and don't notice I had work in front of me

[@johncorcoran3013]

Breathe? DETENTION.

[@twentynechemicalcrybabiesp3450]

Well at least its good to know that 4 years ago we had snow... Britain is great...

[@patdphandomtpslover6292]

TwentyØneChemicalCrybabiesPanicingAtTheDisco ! I LOVE YOUR USERNAME!!!!😂💖

[@lilydeboef5339]

At least you even get snow, we get snow every 10 years where I live

[@OstentatiousGrace]

Dont complain. Its almost been 9 years since we've gotten snow here in Vegas

[@theab3957]

At least you guys don't have to spend months cleaning the snow off your sidewalk (something you are required to do), only to have the snow plow cleaning the road shove all the snow back on your sidewalk.

[@crawlingbadger8505]

I don't know why but summer is fun for like a week or two and then I just become completely anti-social and go through an existential crisis. EVERY. SUMMER. Idk why, but summer is DEPRESSING!

[@dulceortiz3456]

GE Krakauskas mEEEEE

[@steviefarr3845]

GE Krakauskas same but im just swimming all the time not talking just thinking about when i go back to school how im gonna survive and what university im gonna go to and what im gonna study and im only fucking 13

[@laaiqahb6880]

It's usually before I go back where the existencial crisis kicks in

[@kleodorahoxha4457]

Me ,except all year long

[@bernadettep3882]

GE Krakauskas same. btw love your profile pic 😉

[@georginab418]

OML it hasn’t snowed in England for ages, I miss 2013

[@morgan9005]

whitepaws789 come to Canada for a while and it’ll never end

[@jessicat4434]

It snowed this year in England in the south west idk what part you're in but it snowed here 🤗

[@lizbatcha22]

A.R.M.Y.S WHERE ARE YOU?

[@salimahmed8663]

It snowed sooo much this March

[@carriewhite6616]

liz batcha here lmao

[@leotsukinagascreaming]

"Oh my god... Oh god every second I spend doing nothing I'm wasting my life!" ... awkwardly sets phone down looks at math homework /lets do this/

[@audreymay6323]

haha

[@bazzystar0.0]

This is me XD Except with books and headphones and phones. In fact, I haven't even done my math homework oops...I am a horrible human being XD

[@whencatsinvade]

I legitimately just come home, do normal things like unpacking my lunch, then take my homework out and do it immediately. most of the time

[@rizzofromgrease1248]

You've fallen into the trap.....

[@adjy6727]

+Qwill The Cat I do my homework immediately after a snack and have multiple periods of procrastination a few min apart

[@katiewilloughby5620]

I was unintentionally Jesus Dan Howell 2013 😂❤️

[@heyitsashlee6203]

Claps🤣* I need you in my life then

[@heretogetwooshed5463]

OMG he said that on the vidio while iwas reading that

[@rebeccar.8424]

last year, I was confused on something we were talking about in math, so I raised my hand and I said "I'm confused, can you explain?" and some girl turned around, faced me and said, "You don't understand anything do you?" everyone, including the teacher laughed at me. It's really funny to make someone feel worthless for not understanding something in math, but it's not funny when someone says the wrong answer and everyone gets threatened with detention whether they laughed or not. logic.

[@H0lly]

Rebecca Reinecke that has happend to me to :(

[@rebeccar.8424]

HollyClaire // ikr it sucks

[@H0lly]

yup :(

[@emmeoliver5007]

That happened to my ex once, but he got really upset so I felt bad for him.

[@eiiluoyyddhw]

this happened to a girl in one of my class and idk where it came from but out of nowhere i legit screamed out to the whole class to stop bulling her and since that the teacher hated me, we hated each other so much he would actually try to fail my coursework because i actually spoke my mind when he wasnt teaching shit, it was a weird year

[@masavasiljevic8487]

"After spending six hours in hell..." -ME EVERY DAY IN SCHOOL

[@tracimoyer9879]

Hahah YES

[@ghostboat_]

6? I thought it was 7 or smthn but okay

[@avaangel777]

It’s 8 hours for me

[@crazycarleycoo9685]

I have 8 hours of hell

[@darth_autie_117]

8 hours

[@CloudyHere]

"How's that existential crisis coming along?"

[@justanotherjerros9054]

i was the fittest kid in middle school cause if you forgot your gym gear you would have to run back and forth for an hour, i was a very forgetful person

[@tracimoyer9879]

Hahahahah I should do that

[@theunseeliemperoress]

I actually wish I'd been more vocal with my teachers. Especially the Physics teacher who yelled at me for not being able to mind read. I also had: A biology teacher who expected me to time travel A science teacher that yelled at you for asking questions An IT teacher that taught us nothing 12 maths teachers in one year A humanities teacher that screamed at me for I still don't know what and sent me out never once explaining A religious studies teacher who said my correction of his statement was irrelevant and admitted to not even caring about the subject A P.E teacher that paired me with the class bitch for three years and put 'she needs to be more social' in my report A Chemistry teacher who couldn't be bothered (seriously she let one kid get up in the middle of class and wave metal rods in her face) A French teacher who just let me read all lesson (that was probably my favourite class) whilst everyone else pissed about with half finished starter tasks A music teacher that let kids run around and hit me with headphones And another IT teacher who down mark you if you used the colours green or yellow because he said it was the colour of vomit. I went to a really shit school didn't I?

[@hannahwoolbright4583]

AlkalineClaw PUBLIC SCHOOL

[@eiriellesyy1055]

Two years ago, I had a choir coach and she once called us a bitch because we couldn't hit the correct note.

[@illi0]

phanosaurusrex that happened to me and I quit choir

[@kitkat1321]

Venetia Moneda When I was eight, I had this teacher who took her imploding marriage life out on the students and basically screamed at us until we cried. So I incited all the other students into rage and we went on protest in the playground.

[@skyesnowfeather2427]

Well then.

[@shawnbutlermixing]

Well did you hit the right note afterword?

[@eiriellesyy1055]

Moostatio no muaha

[@kaiamawesome2070]

Student: Would you ever punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: No, never. Student: Yeah? Well, I didn't do my homework.

[@teddie6894]

unorigunal

[@shubbadubba]

AdventuresOf FunLemons unoriginal*

[@melovesthepandas6008]

I should try this

[@thesaucyboss9481]

Why do people copy comments.

[@baileyharmon1519]

KaiAmAwesome 666 likes o-o

[@yusk5821]

when he 'sassing' in the expectations he was the male version of Donna nobels , no joke

[@iks2515]

truu

[@mangotune7826]

+tina gurb YAS

[@SixtySecondYoga]

+tina gurb AKA a chav

[@andro7862]

+tina gurb I bet he ain't bovvered.

[@anapaulasantamaria1584]

+tina gurb i actually sass them, that´s why i get in trouble

[@6periwinkle]

Dan's Declassified School Survival Guide anyone?

[@Britney_Ramirez21]

That's what I was thinking 👌😂😂

[@6periwinkle]

Britneyisnotonfire Love Great minds think alike, I guess?

[@Britney_Ramirez21]

Liv L. Yea and thanks for the compliment I think lol 👌😂😂

[@readingrainbow417]

I was thinking that too

[@FrancisAngeloMalubay]

YES. *internally squealling*

[@raphaelgiglio1424]

This hits differently now...

[@gabbyeastgate7254]

Dan, you said school people don't have to worry about their futures, but I'm only 12 and I'm already worrying about my future. (admittedly, it's mostly along the lines of 'I'll go to high school, then university, then get a job, retire and DIE. Yup, got my whole life planned out.

[@kayleighgazey8623]

Gabby Eastgate literally same I'm only in yr 8 and we already have to choose our options for GCSEs

[@BoomBox5168]

Gabby Eastgate, im picking a levels and still have no idea what im doing, HELP MEEEE

[@shanzehkhan1853]

Gabby Eastgate daaamn I'm 12 and I suffer anxiety and depression

[@melissa-ov6qv]

oh trust me, once you're in high school, it gets a lot worse. im graduating this year and i've been having at LEAST five extistential crisis' per day.

[@kiye454]

Gabby Eastgate s a m e

[@squid3085]

imagine if dan was a teacher school would just be better

[@Sl4yd3n22]

Yeah mostly substitutes like sorry Mr.howell will not be here today as he is having an extistintial crisis

[@nongmolemons9566]

Just expects no fans then when he ask what happened to my homework I say "I had nose Cancer MR. Daddy " Xd Im kidding thats BreadBin Urine

[@katielinneman3888]

SupItsPepper i

[@corinaaa]

SupItsPepper school would be heaven

[@ashlynhutchings]

I can imagine him seating the students he ships next to each other

[@HelloHello-hg8oh]

thanks Dan , I'll be starting in September and thanks for warning me that I will be walking around hell i'm only 11!!!!!!

[@Storiesbyhayley]

Watched this in 2013 to hear how to get through high school, watching this in 2024 to relate to the existential fear that occasionally grips you when you realize you're an adult who is wasting their life. A video that keeps on giving!

[@zehrad435]

bro same

[@gabih13]

full circle

[@thattheatrejen9987]

Welcome to my life! SEND HELP

[@peaka1o]

Same

[@ashlycervantes3327]

My life in 6 words 😢😢😢😢

[@pointingouttheobvious6247]

I have food and colouring books. Good luck!

[@alissa8221]

that theatre jen welcome to what??!!

[@csturgis]

my life.

[@cheshirehem4071]

I wish I could just listen to Fall Out Boy for an hour instead of gym class. That would be amazing

[@EnchantedTooWell]

Or be able to listen to Fall Out Boy (or any music tbh) AND do gym class that would be better

[@liashamir4261]

marnie m nooooooooo why would you actively WANT to be attacked by all the rest of the class as they all throw dodgeballs at you with the sole purpose of trying to make your early demise torturous

[@megswiftt]

saaaame like heck yes i live in england but we get detentions and codes (bad marks) for forgetting kit and equipment so that's fun for my emo self

[@lavenderbleach8107]

Dan we need another school video I'm starting in like 3 days

[@eel000]

*edgy band name* ____ yes help

[@livwithab4276]

Lavender bleach i just got home from the first day of school.

[@confidentaf8883]

livisnotdanhowell *_* same.

[@lavenderbleach8107]

KVTHLEENDVNN 20 dollars please

[@hayley7166]

I'm starting in 6 hours after six weeks of holiday -_-

[@connorw5091]

“how did you survive school? to put it simply... i didn’t” HECK THAT CRUSHED MY SOUL AFTER HIS RECENT VIDEO

[@sovapologist]

My school, you may have heard of it, it's called HOGWARTS, and the teachers are great and we don't plan our future until 5th year It's quite magical really

[@g0rewh0re7]

OMG! I go to that school too! I'm in Ravenclaw.

[@animefreakismadigral]

Hello I talk. Sudden News Flash Which year are you in? I'm in Ravenclaw too. :D

[@g0rewh0re7]

I'm in 4th year! :D

[@sovapologist]

I'm only a second year

[@sovapologist]

I'm a Hufflepuff 😍 And yay my people

[@youtuberlove3377]

Out of all the classes, I hate pe the most. The school is all like 'oh yeah it's to make sure you excerise and stay healthy blabla'. But literally every pe teacher I've ever had was a bully. I was forced to embarres myself infront of my whole class by doing pushups (which I'm very bad at) and they laughed at me. As if I didn't hate it enough already. And the teacher always made fun of me and shit. I have anxiety and get panic attacks and pe made it even worse. I get stressed like five days before and I literally cry the night before and after 'cause I hate it so much. It's not doing much for my mental health, thanks.

[@syppre6395]

You sound like me. I swear. This happens to me

[@faniacomegalletas]

Me too omg

[@mansisingh0323]

ѕαмє

[@NoOne-zm6wu]

SAME! Ever since I was in kindergarten, I be sooo scared to go to PE, I hate it

[@snowlondon8642]

m8 that's rough. My coach knows about my anxiety (and for like two months i had anemia) so he just let me walk around the school

[@maddi4580]

I had a history teacher who hated me. One time I brought in a book I was reading and I sat in the front row (BAD MISTAKE) the teacher took one look at my book and said, "what the hell is this" and threw my book on the ground and stepped on it

[@cinthyasuarez7074]

Emily Kay wise words

[@rulerzreachf4n200]

+Maddi McRae Do you wanna know what I would do? I would say "You clearly don't like books so read my face instead, it says: FUCK. YOU." Well actually I wouldn't. Im the shy nerdy kid who only thinks of doing these things.

[@sylla_headhunter4725]

+Maddi McRae If any teacher I ever had had done this, I would've become a raging beast. No one is allowed to hurt my babies!

[@maddi4580]

Lol. You don't mess with this teacher. There is a reason our class calls him the Kraken.... A name I gave him..... Brb. THE KRAKEN IS COMING!!!

[@emilyquinteron]

+Maddi McRae One day me and my friend were outside and the teacher made him give her his shirt because she said it was satanic. It was a Slipknot shirt. He got suspended the other day for drawing a pentagram and yelling "HAIL SATAN". The school has a bible club. Best part? We go to public school.

[@d0gbreath]

"Hey, dan you should listen to this band called Fall out boy!" Actually me

[@UnsuspectingHamster]

I have no friends at school (to awkward to speak to people) and spend my lunchtimes listening to audiobooks. I have a greater knowledge of Harry Potter then anything else.

[@hannahwoolbright4583]

Stupid Username I am going to regret I relate and your username is great XD

[@Shaychanelll]

I love how he said FALL OUT BOY!!!

[@stephywatches]

Kimora Bryant Sameee

[@brainffulf]

Kimora Bryant sameeeeee

[@sommersonny]

Fob is bae

[@saltyy1669]

Kimora Bryant - EMOS UNITE

[@meggriffon5124]

"in school, you don't have to worry about your future" oh really then why am I in 8th grade and have a careers class which is trying to get me to choose what my career is going to be now when idk wtf I wanna do and Theyre just pushing me. 😒

[@abby3312]

Same, and it seems like all my friends know what they want to do in life, our at least have some idea of what they want to do, and I'm just here like with no idea wtf I want to do. And I stress because all the teachers are always" you should have an idea of what you want to be in life right now" and " you should be making some major decisions for your future after high school." I'm in grade 9! Were I come from, I'm not even in high school yet! Should I really be thinking about this right now?

[@Kaycee_Ninnie]

+Meg Griffon Are you American? That would explain why. [Not hating on Americans btw! I am American and it is just how our country is!!]

[@meggriffon5124]

+Lucia Blair-Faye lol yes I am

[@angelinabecker2045]

I took a careers class and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life lol

[@laurablumrich6804]

I'm in eigth grade i hate even thinking about adulthood. I have decided that i will become a professional fangirl or a window.

[@liz7064]

I just graduated (3 days ago) and I’m here for my “finished school high five”. thank you Dan

[@blurryphan7578]

Rewatching this video completely forgetting about the "power of triangles" part. I'm learning trig right now, and that made me laugh so hard. XD I hate trig.

[@Jay-kz4td]

Trig More like Triggered Yeah I'll go that was awful.

[@hannahfrye7323]

Here from the new danandphilgames video....Dan gave some flashbacks about the power of triangles.

[@hummingbee_]

Hannah Frye what vid

[@underscoredee]

I'd be the emo kid who just listens to fall out boy, panic at the disco, paramore, and Green Day all the time. And sitting by my self not socializing. Just my life.

[@AdaraLily]

Deanna kitten28 😂

[@madeleinep.828]

i hate to say it, but this comment describes my life word for word.

[@p21004]

Constant state of being to be honest

[@grimhatesyou2663]

You forgot MCR

[@witchoforacles]

Me

[@yaboi-hd8pp]

I remember watching this in Year 6, and when Dan said about having P.E at 9 in the morning, I thought it was an exaggeration and that no school would ever give you P.E first thing in the morning. Still vividly remember my first day of Year 7, being handed my timetable by my tutor as she said how you go to your first lesson instead of tutor first thing on a Thursday. Guess what lesson I had first thing on a Thursday? AGHHHHH

[@alexiguess6018]

I have it first thing every other Monday. My school starts at 8

[@ryanhinds2124]

I love Dan's hair in this video

[@444blackwidows]

Raina Hinds I love Dan..,

[@vip3rwave660]

Potted Plants Phil loves Dan also

[@gracepatterson4308]

I see...A Totoro in the background

[@izzyc324]

I like spiders too! (I read ur description) XD

[@gracepatterson4308]

I loooooooove spiders

[@gracepatterson4308]

There was a spider crawling across my floor just niw :3

[@gracepatterson4308]

Now*

[@gracepatterson4308]

Aaaaaawwe. *reads the last part* ... *no comment*

[@clairerenee6531]

*hey dan you should listen to a band called fall out boy* this is how I became emo

[@gee_1012]

Claire Renee same! But it was mainly the yasuhati singing challenge cause panic! And mcr 😂

[@Mia-dk7yj]

Claire Renee I listen to 3 days grace

[@d0gbreath]

Claire Renee NO Panic! at the Disco

[@camtheunicorpse2217]

Mia Ngo they are awesome 😎

[@wonderlandian8878]

No, that's how I turned all my friends emo

[@LifeofaVoodooDoll]

Dan slamming back at those bullies. 2019 💛

[@dogleybarker899]

5:09 fALL OUT BOY

[@ElizabethMartinez-ui6dz]

OMFG I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

[@cadencea126]

i'm literally 13 and all i do is worry about my future

[@pusheenlover9119]

Cadence S OH SHIT, SAME!!! I actually have morbid fantasies about failing school, living in a cardboard box, and working at McDonald's for the rest of my life. YOU ARE NOT ALONE, MY FRIEND!!!

[@janelockhart5084]

Dan's declassified school survival guide

[@rizzofromgrease1248]

OH YOU xD

[@nour7663]

you made my day😆

[@ps4u678]

That is actually amazing

[@minadailey6479]

I used to be so obsessed with that show

[@joelled.8897]

*slow claps*

[@cheesecakemcgee3638]

I understand things better because of ur new video: getting called “gaylord” constantly and hanging out with the emos (i can tell because they asked about fall out boy lol) aswell as you unintentionally being jesus.

[@TiffanyS-od3xl]

How did he get into law school if he was like this during school..............

[@iloveicecream1235]

T111 magic

[@teachapman3183]

He did well on his GCSE’s

[@bernadettep3882]

All British people are wizards duh. Lmao.

[@tracimoyer9879]

Logic

[@meglazenbyx9797]

Cos he is really clever and did well in exams and probs one of those people who doesn’t need to revise much to do well

[@greysucklee6726]

When u get a mac for the first time and you start using all the effects... xD

[@elliotclarke1311]

Melanie fan!!!! YASHH

[@emilyfrills5799]

+Lozzie Plays yass

[@greysucklee6726]

X3

[@mtj.cynical]

MEL YESS

[@thea6179]

MEL FAN

[@ashnahmisaki9046]

Dan: "Hi five to the people not at school,yeah,how's that existential crisis coming along" Me: dont even Dan,I'm still in school but STILL i have existential crisis

[@0bsessednerd]

Same

[@jw1864]

Me, in year 7: *breathes* Teachers: THIS ONE LESSON WILL FOREVER BE USED IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU DONT DO THIS YOULL FAIL IN LIFE NO ONE WILL HIRE YOU

[@stephaniealdridge9610]

No sir, for I have the power of TRIANGLES🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼

[@briannapalmatory3573]

+Una Moon thats what i said😂😂😂

[@f0rm0r]

🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼

[@moosefaceskateboards5220]

+Formor Immington (*˘︶˘*)

[@ghostfunk]

+Stephanie Aldridge I LOVE YOUR PICTURE.

[@SN-sw5dt]

🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼🔼⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫🔺🔺🔺🔺🔺🔻🔻🔻🔻

[@bo.nan.zaa.]

Did anyone else miss the "not" and accidentally ruined their whole youth?

[@jessicali6723]

me

[@melrowesilab357]

where is it?

[@kujadissidia5649]

I relate to your username

[@michaelkwright]

What?

[@acmeholloway]

+Melrowe row ur boat in... the... title...

[@giannacostellox]

i just say 'I'm on my period, and its the w0rst day', and i say this every week. its not like the teacher can check or anything.

[@eel000]

gxa msp don't say it too often cuz periods are only meant to happen one a month 😂

[@steviefarr3845]

Lol thats how i get out of pe

[@rosierhapsody4308]

gxa msp I said that when I actually was on my period and he just told me " don't worry it's good for it, studies show it's good."

[@vinsueringamer2388]

Miss Rosie it sucks because there are studies showing that exercise is good for the period so I can't use that excuse

[@mikee177]

just say you have cramps or something then

[@alecia2760]

last time i watched this video i was in school and didn’t understand the existential crisis he talked about after school but boi can i say i relate way to much now and i wish i couldn’t

[@melia3462]

In literally learning Trigonometry right now and I accidentally called in Transfiguration 😳

[@felecityj8370]

XD

[@MeganiumConnie]

New idol.

[@marygrace9154]

SAME

[@hehehaha5136]

Oh my gosh!!!!!!!! That's amazing! I love Harry Potter! (Sorry for the fangirling I just need to because my friends don't like when I do that.)

[@melia3462]

dont worry, i fangirl too :)

[@felpancake1925]

That Rugby thing..Thats Basically Me. The Sporty guys are doing Rugby then you look at me..Im running around in the grass picking flowers then throwing them at the sporty people just to piss them off :)

[@felpancake1925]

+FeralNoodlz Good Job. *Thumbs Up*

[@mexicoinwonderland4807]

+FeralNoodlz dude I would just sit there and start to sing random songs in Spanish to annoy the goalkeeper in football and one time I was singing let it go and the boy came up to me and as he was about to swear the ball hit him on the head

[@TheGalaxyFlames]

+Mexico In Wonderland PERFECT

[@katythomson6440]

rugby is fucking amazing

[@felpancake1925]

Eh..I Beg to differ

[@MollyRuberry]

I had a teacher that called us worthless if he didnt agree with our opinions

[@r.j.penfold]

Asshat teacher.

[@visionblurry1232]

Oh the first video I ever watched of Dan bACK IN THE DAY My obsession of this adorable bean began🙌🙌🙌❤️

[@mavhhh]

the other day I got a detention for wearing freaking black socks in PE

[@laurendarcy4924]

Wtf

[@mavhhh]

+Phillip its fucking crazy

[@laurendarcy4924]

Mazzy H I had gathered that :O What sort of school does that??

[@mavhhh]

+FancyPhillip a fucked up one

[@mavhhh]

+TheBroly Destroyer it is freaking annoying

[@alysonjones4688]

I have come to accept the fact that Dan is the British male version of me.....that is all

[@ceinflynn3348]

+Alyson Jones same

[@mangopop13]

+Alyson Jones me asf

[@taliastewart446]

Same

[@sprinkleofyoutube9848]

Same

[@renewedgoose3422]

+Alyson Jones Same, but southern male for me because I'm from Britain but I'm from up north so I talk different to what you might think sounds "British."

[@anji8211]

TBH if he was my teacher i would never miss a day of school...

[@Britney_Ramirez21]

Same lol 😍💖😍

[@jersienicole2676]

same

[@milenamillennium4761]

I once dreamt Dan and Phil were my teachers (they were co teacher it was cute ) and it was awesome

[@Britney_Ramirez21]

Milena Millennium oh my god lucky dreamer 😂💖😂

[@MeaganSal96]

someone pls write a teacher!Dan fanfic omg

[@mykynzy2790]

This video was the beginning do everything for me oml how has it been 7 years

[@цветок-ш7п]

My older brother had a History teacher who would constantly pick on him in class for some reason. On the last day the teacher was like "your not going to make it anywhere in the real world". And my brother was like "wrong. I've got an internship at a private neurological hospital. I'm leaving this shit school, while you're staying here in the same place with an underpaying job as a History teacher in September. Have fun"

[@wannabeneko318]

Faith Ike-Elechi damn, he sassed the fuck out of that bitch!

[@blastkapten]

Daaaammmn!! Your brother is so sassy (in a good way) xD

[@stickmanmersenary]

Faith Ike-Elechi Hot damn! That made me proud, and I don't even know him!

[@morganbauman4359]

Can me and your brother become best friends?! My brother did a similar thing. His teacher said: Eveyone clap for Daniel! He failed the simplest test of all! ((Mind you this was a test a few years above their grade level)) !" Okay. Yup. I know sounds F-Ed up. But that is what she said. My brother responded with:" everyone clap for Mrs.Harrison! She's a teacher yet too stupid to realize her husbands been cheating on her with the principal for five weeks!" I got a text from him that said:"this detention was so worth it for so many reasons. "

[@blooblahbloobay6186]

OOH BURN

[@johannahlopez3679]

Don't you hate when teachers tell you need to learn this becuz you will need it in the future 10 past NO WE DID NOT NEED THAT FOR THE FUTURE WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME

[@johannahlopez3679]

10 years past*

[@whghost2549]

+Johannah Lopez My math teacher tells me we won't need any of the shit he's teaching us but we have to learn it to pass and that knowing math looks good on college applications.

[@alimeeker7524]

nice pic m8

[@nj.7325]

+Johannah Lopez I think it's mostly to let people experience every field so they have a better idea about what to be when they grow up... BASK IN MY POSITIVE THINKING. (I'm a cynical little sh*t for everything else, but school's too depressing for that.)

[@marygraceheartlein5779]

I asked my uncle, an English professor at a college, for help on my Algebra homework and he didn't know it so... FUCK SCHOOL!

[@briannanoback4325]

who else screamed in happiness about FOB?

[@ingridramirez6052]

me!!!

[@tdc3193]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!There amaZing

[@freyad123]

Meeeeeeeeeee

[@sarajohnson7134]

Yas!

[@charlottehardman3669]

MEEEEEEEEE

[@kittnotyet6059]

i’ve got my gcses in less than 2 weeks. i remember watching this in year 4 or 5. brings me back. thanks for helping dan you’ve genuinely got me through so much. (i also think i watched this and my subconscious took it and i have managed to do all of these)

[@winkwonk32]

Currently just procrastinating homework

[@shipper_2479]

you and me both

[@mothlad]

join the club man

[@pia231]

Me too

[@rileyistrash2086]

OMG SAME!!!

[@wakaran7053]

SAME. HERE.

[@marshpotato2001]

"Nose cancer Very awful + sad :( -Dan's mum" CONVINCING

[@bunnyb4by927]

My math teacher insists on making us listen to WHALE SONGS when doing work What the fuck

[@tessabio679]

Thanks Dan !! Years from now I still learn things from you to deal with stressful life, you are my huge happiness source and inspiration !!