Lixian's Confession

Hello, this is Lixian and this is my confession. You may not believe me when I say that Markiplier Isn't Real but... you haven't seen what I've seen....
Made in a Secret Bunker ► / lixiantv

[@SheNeverCared]

the conspiracy grows deeper, how far down the rabbit hole will we go?

[@Xirenx]

Till as far down till lixian dies

[@coldleaf4204]

Down the forever-hole we go.

[@theglitchtherapist.59]

we never know sad vibes....probably till corona ends (aka N e v e r )

[@Cherrie_rie_]

This may be his new project... ever think about that

[@replicaRocca]

Theory: Mark _is_ the rabbit.

[@neckheadishere]

LIXIAN: "Don't believe what he says! He's not real!" Mark: "I'm not real."

[@ghoostghost3336]

How the turn tables

[@cthulhu9421]

LIXIAN IS NOT REAL

[@CYB3Redux]

oh no

[@abandonedacc420]

IM SO CONFUSED H U H ? ?

[@themagicegg99yearsago54]

Darkiplier

[@jagjyot4828]

"perfect facial features" "pays me too well" it almost sounds like mark is complementing himself

[@aidenshane3215]

this is lixian not mark, markiplier is Korean lixian is Portuguese

[@jagjyot4828]

@@aidenshane3215 you do know that mark wrote the script right?

[@shatteredreality_513]

@@jagjyot4828 wHAT IF IT'S ACTOR MARK? Hear me out - that may be, even though this series is not canon to lore, why "Markiplier" is not real, but Mark is. And Actor Mark is a major narcissist.

[@jagjyot4828]

@@shatteredreality_513 oh my GOD WHAT oh my maybe

[@syed7279]

hey this actually sounds true

[@YiPeaches]

Lixian: Markiplier isn't real Also Lixian: Is literally a cartoon character

[@SamTWP]

@Liam Walls it was a joke -_-

[@justinportillo3996]

@@SamTWP pretty sure he was joking as well but idk

[@DaMzHn]

yes we lITERALLY KNOW HE IS A CARTOON CHARACTER OH WOW WE DIDN'T KNEW OH WOW THANKS FOR TELLING ME I GUESS

[@SamTWP]

@@justinportillo3996 ppl always say that whenever I teel someone "it's a joke". But seriously, there is nothing in the sentence that insinuates the person was joking. No humurous additions whatsoever, not even a bit of sarcasm. If I said "I am real, because you can touch me", tell me where in my sentence insiniuates that I was joking, I have follwed basically the same sentence structure that the guy did.

[@jiyadbenji495]

LIXIAN IS VOICED BY THE EDITOR OF MARKS VIDS

[@Ruiner_Meracles]

Lixian: Markiplier isn't real. Amy: "Impossible."

[@monsterdumpster1137]

@@user-bz9vb7gf9m no

[@awesomestuff9715]

@@monsterdumpster1137 just ignore them, replying to them is what they want anyways if you want to do anything, then just report them

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@awesomestuff9715 awesome stuff

[@Thatguyyeaaah]

Amy isn't real either

[@seanlewis4992]

Im liking this new script mark perhaps you can do a Matpat and put us to work and solve your mystery

[@arezoohayebozorg3012]

Markiplier: is not real. Mark Edward Fischbach: *is real.*

[@abigduck4943]

What about Annus

[@robertgriffith9613]

@@abigduck4943 a simulation

[@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108]

@@abigduck4943 what's that? edit: it was all a dream

[@valenparker8129]

@@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 Oh no... a brother left behind.

[@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108]

@@valenparker8129 i don't think whatever you're thinking exists.

[@DropBoxSkai2769]

Lixian: Hes too perfect... the Jawline.. the huge muscles.. Me: I wonder who wrote this script-

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

fan girls

[@hweidner666ify]

the soothing voice~

[@maro_vela_22]

**Proceeds to check AO3 and such...*

[@Rre-u1k]

markiplier

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

Tyler?

[@sneakyrifle5031]

Lixian: Markiplier isn’t real Also Lixian: causally flex he has a fatter check than Marcus and Rachael

[@rorschach8173]

Lol

[@bramman09animates]

"Clearly"

[@zigz2091]

"Lixian are you ok? Who is Markiplier?" "No.. h- he's not here. He never has been..."

[@CrudeCulinary]

Lixian seems like he's seen some shit LMAO

[@serenitypeterman8064]

@@vasili5712 no you didn't

[@Boch45]

@@serenitypeterman8064 I mean it's is technically true he did comment "first"

[@callmemosesg.6495]

SO HE WAS JUST A FAKE *always has been* *gunshot*

[@redlophix5670]

Right he has been in hospital for 5 years straight guys, how could we forget!

[@i-win]

Alt title: I convinced everyone that Markiplier is not real...

[@qw8u]

hi

[@qw8u]

how are you today mr. verified guy

[@qw8u]

or woman

[@tnt_jules]

1 min ago yeet

[@hall511]

Hello i-win

[@heavenseyes1211]

Lixian: Markiplier isn’t real The fans who’ve met him: 👁👄👁

[@Redz_and_scruff]

Did you meet him?

[@heavenseyes1211]

@@Redz_and_scruff Sadly I haven’t, I want to eventually meet him though! After covid

[@Redz_and_scruff]

@@heavenseyes1211 hope you do, good luck!

[@dylan8443]

They were paid actors.

[@heavenseyes1211]

@@dylan8443 I... know that, I was making a joke

[@Queeblurt]

I feel like Lixian would be a good voice actor if I'm being honest- 👀

[@namesurname7172]

Eh

[@minderglue8937]

He was a character in a very old jaiden animations video, is that something

[@cursedcandy800]

@@minderglue8937 which video? I need to watch it

[@minderglue8937]

@@cursedcandy800 it’s called crazy substitute teachers, lixian is mr yettobethrownoutlemon

[@cursedcandy800]

@@minderglue8937 thanks!!!

[@subwaydrivethrough6688]

“He just pays me too well” I wonder who wrote this script

[@euphoricwolf]

Haha I'll bet it was the both of them

[@andreolsson9001]

When I saw this comment Lixian just said that lol

[@JJ-ch4xi]

Ah comment is at 666 likes

[@DaMzHn]

markiplier i bet

[@Ultroxus]

mr krABS

[@kittenwispy]

seriously, I like how Mark lets Lixian do whatever he wants in his channel now, this is too wholesome!! ❤️

[@kmangodz3702]

No lixian is trying to warn us

[@Hello-yx2ux]

No not at all

[@Nikuhime]

It's because they are the same person, different personalities. Mark is just the popular persona while lixian is the quieter persona.

[@shadowclzt6070]

Lixian is how to basic

[@SwagSwagSenate]

@@Hello-yx2ux i agre

[@Kittwashere0]

“Who wants to make games for a living?🤨” People who make games for a living: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@Paper_Cuts]

Everyone: MARK ISN’T REAL! Everyone who met him at a convention: *Wait wa-*

[@amasimpleton3668]

You saw a ghost--🤌

[@axeman1795]

Must have been a fake hologram...

[@Wtfkys]

They must have had a chip in their mind

[@Mr.KittensAndGibberish]

They're not real either.

[@Extra_YTer]

No the people who CLAIM to have meet Markiplier are paid actors

[@thisguy3372]

Lixian’s accent makes this even better and more dramatic

[@isaaclee544]

He sounds like Gru from despicable me

[@dannycalderon5190]

Yes

[@religionfueledwarmachine1687]

It's a Portuguese accent I think...

[@catbatrat1760]

I know!!! It's so pretty. Idk if that's weird to say, but it's the honest truth. (And I don't really know how else to say it, lol.)

[@Evergreen.17]

I agree,it is nice

[@eridanfreakinampora]

"markiplier isnt real" also totally not Mark, writing this script: "and make sure to mention my deep voice, and my muscular arms...OO and my perfect face! :)"

[@DilMush_]

Damn this is accurate 😂😂

[@Indoassin7021]

lol

[@thundertwonk1090]

Oh you know that came from the heart

[@james88402]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@geckogamer9270]

What’s a real...

[@alexsimaimulte5506]

I can bet on all those "bags of money" that mark wrote the entire script

[@blackrosejinx5563]

Lixian: *THIS MAN IS A DEMON!!* but that cash tho.

[@MusicDecomposer]

Not real in what way, though? Is he a robot? A ghost? A CGI character? Is he actually Scott Cawthon!?!?

[@itsaurora2102]

A hologram

[@hyhena-gaming9986]

No, tye channels itself is Mark, a glitch

[@pugsley7239]

Scott cawthon😂

[@Angiesunshine13]

SSCCOOOOOOTTTTT

[@mayravixx25]

He is the bite of '87

[@jennarose7]

Amy is the mastermind behind it all, she’s been puppeteering fake mark this whole time

[@westonmccrillis3439]

And Ethan was in on it too

[@lumpy1093]

none of them are real, not even chica!

[@mickrabbit_]

Chica was a plush this entire time

[@cameronjatho1542]

That must mean Wade is the dumb loveable muscle like George from 'Of Mice and Men' and Bob has to be the Mad Scientist! It's all coming together now....

[@josieiris2441]

only amy is smart enough to do this

[@actuallyatlas]

First time hearing Lixian’s voice, and I gotta say he sounds almost exactly as I imagined.

[@ZeeTheEpic]

Same

[@ZeeTheEpic]

@Ciara Ault yeah

[@complicated6705]

WHY IS THIS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL- LIXIAN SHOULD BE A VOICE ACTOR-

[@mickrabbit_]

PLEASEEEE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT HVKSHDJWH

[@Naxtor72]

Poor Chica, to imagine all those times Mark carried her she was actually just floating in mid-air.

[@Ghost.exe_._.]

What if....Chica's not real either?

[@flippingwings4147]

Chica has powers of flight which makes her perfect for adding realism after editing m--- in

[@scootergang8326]

Hes Ethans imaginary friend

[@prismatica-the-strange]

This one. This is my favorite comment.

[@noodledoodley264]

What about the whole year he had with Ethan? HIS GIRLFRIEND AMY?!?!?

[@AdamGaming28]

I’m starting to wonder if this whole “markiplier isn’t real” thing is a trailer or teaser for a new KZbin original or something

[@maramackenzie-mann]

With Mark it is honestly difficult to tell sometimes.

[@skibidisigma567]

If I remember right he mentioned something about a KZbin original like a heist with markiplier recently

[@cookie51_77]

@@skibidisigma567 if you go to the channel's page thats like the first thing that pops up below the banner

[@mandyberry2500]

He's said he's working on a sequel to Heist so I'm guessing it's part of that

[@mynameisbored7457]

We gotta tell Mattpad IF ANYONE HAS HIS DISCORD SERVER TELL HIM

[@foldnoobnubulusis1543]

bro i just realized this video Lixian is legitimately complimenting mark by explaining that he is too damn perfect.

[@arktossutcliff4985]

okay that mindblow when you realize that lexian, Marks editor is actually the person behind all those FAN-Animations years ago xD

[@atharputra538]

That's why his drawing remind me something

[@themidnightsun5735]

Lixian: Markiplier isnt real People who have donated thousands to him: *nervous laughter*

[@jiffbutter04]

You have a nice choice in profile pictures

[@meccarex6446]

@@jiffbutter04 the name I do not like

[@pklltinyz982]

ha

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

noice Fresh Sans profile picture 👌

[@passedthevibe-check141]

😂

[@deepmusic9536]

Story twist: this is just the way for Lixian to hold Mark forever for himself.

[@stripeleaf193]

How is this comment not freaking famous

[@s0ggy_r4t]

The ultimate simp

[@leviboi3657]

He did threaten the others before hand when he came back.... It's a possibility

[@tavioli]

kinky

[@mandmbrosforlife1925]

Ok what did mark do

[@Sarah-rb5mp]

Is this Mark’s way of getting everyone who works with him to compliment him a ton? 😂😂

[@fatlizard4201]

2:09 what my microwave sees when I heat my Tostitos

[@yavirasta2897]

Plot Twist: Mark is just Lixian's Vtuber Model with a Voice Changer

[@gradeftt1235]

Wow how did i have to scroll so long to find this gold comment, really underrated

[@princequincy5421]

Weren't mark and lixian both on screen at once during the unus annus finale?

[@wxc9076]

“His schedule was inconsistent” This wasn’t in the script and we all know it

[@claremnca9139]

😂😂😂 trueee

[@sonycat-themed-sex]

his sleep schedule too. like, who sleeps in intervals?

[@claremnca9139]

@@sonycat-themed-sex 🖐️

[@leedawn2601]

@@sonycat-themed-sex actually we all used to before the industrial movement but we had to adapt and change it because of the regular 9-5

[@claremnca9139]

☝️😅| ✊🧐

[@markereater4119]

Lixian: .I would help you... BUUUUUUT im in it for the money”

[@Angiemnash]

Lixain:Who wants to make games for a living? Scott cawthon:*Cries in exotic butters*

[@SuhelAhmed-xf4lu]

lolz

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

Scott Cawthon is retiring from the FNAF franchise.

[@SuhelAhmed-xf4lu]

@@S-CB-SL-Animations yeh

[@Regguluszz]

Lol so true

[@thelimbychannel2872]

AHAHAHAAHA

[@imoituen9201]

I'm guessing Markiplier Isn't Real is his next project.

[@cosplayconjure910]

👀 I hope this is it

[@coco.equestrian]

Yah think

[@sighexe6900]

Most likely lmao

[@MisoStorm]

I’m like getting those heavy vibes that this is some big project of his

[@tsunamiriptide1825]

That has to be what it is

[@solsteiner7241]

Lixian: “Perfect facial features, Giant muscular arms” Me, realising that this is just marks way of getting compliments from his editors: 👁👄👁

[@whiteknightintegrity7869]

nah mate, Darkipliers coming back, i can feel it ;)

[@IceMetalPunk]

Lmao, I was like, "Well, now I *know* Mark wrote this script!" 😂

[@whiteknightintegrity7869]

@@IceMetalPunk XD that too, but yeah, I feel like my lord and saviour darkiplier is coming back~ :P

[@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD]

@@whiteknightintegrity7869 definitely the next heist with markiplier

[@Ilikekilling]

Either that or somebody is a secret admirer

[@shototodoroki9217]

The fanfiction creeps: *WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN*

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Alternative title: Lixian crushing on Markiplier for 3 minutes and 8 seconds

[@scrappydooinalobstercostum4523]

Before: Markiplier was crazy, unpredictable, loud, Now: Markiplier is cryptic, unknown, not normal, got ass

[@SacarouK]

He’s starting to get lore

[@miss_miscellaneous1420]

Markiplier is: *g o t a s s*

[@rastaramune7893]

WHO MESSED UP THE 666 LIKESSSSS

[@lilybuliziuk5194]

BAHAHSJSHAJ STOPP

[@shatteredreality_513]

@@miss_miscellaneous1420 The rumor come out: _is Markiplier got ass?_

[@yourcousinthrocky]

Mark: I ain’t real Lixian: *disappointed lixian noises* Literally everyone else: 👩🏼‍🦯👩🏼‍🦯

[@nillanaphid]

i was the 420th person to like this

[@flareelementalzombiefox873]

I CAUSED THE 666 ON YOUR LIKES OH SHIIIIIIT

[@AspenBo]

@@flareelementalzombiefox873 DAMN THAT SOME RAW LUCK MY GUY.... OR IS IT!?

[@Voidio2454]

A yes I do love me some Literally everyone else: 👱🏼‍♀️[REDACTED]👱🏼‍♀️[REDACTED]

[@flareelementalzombiefox873]

@@AspenBo actually this might mind blow you but the number gave me good luck. I think things that are suppose to effect me with bad luck do the opposite cause i just cried watching a video that was too good. Ill share the link to it if anyone having a bad new year.

[@EmeraldShine13]

For being a 3-minute joke video, this was genuinely REALLY compelling

[@harikrishna7448]

1:52 Who wants to make games for a living. That killed me brahh XD

[@kindestguy1991]

“why do you think I made so many iterations of him?” Because his hair color changes like a 420$ gaming keyboard

[@lainacameron1803]

Hahaha!!! Why is this so accurate!!!😁😆😂

[@lordmage2196]

XDDDD

[@domg.1011]

Blaze it

[@linn-draws213]

Wait... No.. 4-20 oml °-° Anybody get that?

[@Katastrophe2007]

420? time to party

[@danielbuckley4939]

Markipler: *isn’t real* SCP Foundation: “HES BECOMING SELF AWARE”

[@nick_5026]

how do we know lixian is real

[@sky_0f_blue979]

Yeah this is definitely getting into pataphysics

[@maheeb6549]

MTF unit Beta-7 will begin a rade over this youtube channel. Thank you and goodbye.

[@karachoto]

uh oh

[@devilbub8709]

Really SCP-001 confirmed

[@pacmanduo]

lixian has such an attractive voice like wow

[@judicus4036]

I wish that he released an Amy’s confession

[@AirLight1646]

Me too

[@RobinParravel]

Perhaps Amy is not real either

[@motheraiya]

When they deleted Unus Annus, they accidentally deleted Mark too Edit: Idk how it took me over a year to notice the likes on this, but wow thank you 😯 I didn't think I was that funny lmao

[@dull_demon4717]

Oh no

[@hentkaile]

shit we accidentally deleted mark with Unus Anus

[@crescentmp3]

wait did we erase eef too

[@vic_x]

Imagine eef posts a video titled “CrankGamePlays isn’t real’’

[@UrResidentGhost]

Oops

[@thedragonflytapes5727]

I'd love for Lixian to be the protagonist in a semi-animated version of an 'A Heist with Markiplier'-style series

[@sarge1408]

Something tells me that something like that is happening next week.

[@shoelacewall3790]

I was just about to comment that lol I really hope it's a project he might work on

[@jude1699]

i’m sure it has to do with whatever he’s releasing in the middle of this year

[@mr.e3997]

A heis with who?

[@thedoconscratch]

I'm kinda new here, y'all, and I'm just here freaking out that Lixian has a voice.

[@psgamer-il2pt]

I mean it feels like he's just in love

[@__-rj3rb]

Markiplier: * reveals he doesn't exist * Everyone: DON'T TELL AMY

[@foxeon6496]

Um, mr drone who’s Amy

[@hunterbear2421]

amy is one of his video partners but i think hes going to marry her at some point

[@__-rj3rb]

@@foxeon6496 I'm pretty sure she's his girlfriend! :)

[@aspwned]

@@hunterbear2421 ? video partners?? Lol they've been together almost 6 years now

[@CattIsANerd]

@@aspwned I think they're joking...

[@erikanadiya9074]

Lixian: “don’t believe what he says” Mark:”I’m not real” *oh how the turntables*

[@henriettabacteria8459]

I'm so happy Bob's quote became a thing

[@sgt_noah8288]

Oh how turns have tabled

[@zebaguette1006]

How the turntables tables turned.

[@dolan347theduck4]

HMMM

[@punchywaffles6559]

WAIT

[@mt_girl579]

Lixian has such a soothing voice man.

[@dailydoseofpills6192]

*I feel like Lixian is monika and is directly talking to the “player”*

[@davecruz8947]

Lixian: "Markiplier is not real" Those ppl who attended the tour: "Impossible!"

[@majesticwolf996]

He was Just a projection on those tours

[@lanielazer5449]

He was just a hologram this whole time

[@spooderman6312]

Perhaps th arcives are incomplete

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

@@lanielazer5449 were in a big holodeck

[@kashsmith6181]

You remember the Tupac hologram or even the Vocaloids?

[@Killjoy_LP]

Theory: Lunky didn't die, he forces Mark and Lixian to say that he isn't real, so that sooner or later, Lunky can take over Mark's channel.

[@sunflowerhuman4212]

I love your pfp

[@astericabotage3627]

And I thought that Darkiplier was really the bad guy behind all of this!

[@ArielannaDragonBlood]

I must've lives under a rock or something but I cant remember who Lunky is. Who is Lunky? Linkin Park rules

[@boiboiboi703]

Lun-ky Lun-ky LUN-KY

[@Bigman-ee5fk]

Hail the dark lord lunky. Our dark lord shall rise

[@Sh_zha]

the way he says it is so good that i almost forgto that he's reading a script

[@Mattdasecondog]

I also forgto too

[@donotrewind]

Lixian: Markiplier is NOT real! The Video: Posted by Markiplier

[@SkinFluteJoe]

I wish it ended with Markiplier interrupting Lixian’s speech with “Hello everyone my name is Markiplier”.

[@astridkool7860]

that would have been awesome and it just starts he's first ever video that would have been crazy

[@Aya-rd3qd]

DUDE SAME!

[@link7155]

shallot pfp in the markiplier comment section

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

that would of been so cool

[@animepotato1288]

lunky:Hello everyone my name is markipler

[@dudeinatree7113]

You know that Mark wrote this whole thing with a big smile.

[@marzipan1405]

e

[@williamfrost1649]

Lol especially with the whole- *His Perfect Facial Features* And the- *His giant muscles* 🤣

[@josephikrakowski5185]

Imagine being able to read the script for this without choking from laughter

[@bluehornets5694]

I watched this with a big smile on my face XD

[@KBawesomeYT]

Yes

[@justoliver0102]

*”he pays me to well”* The *biggest* lie ever.

[@EzekEyes]

How is this the first time I’ve heard Lixians voice? I like his voice

[@thepretzellord3253]

Lixain: He is TOO Perfect Me: *Flashes back to his last Pogostuck"

[@damn9907]

😳

[@darkvixen299]

Lol

[@H4loR4ptor]

Me: *Flashes back to his twerking video*

[@mysteriousgameplay6963]

Or a flashback to getting over it

[@wasabi_seaweed7317]

Me: *P o p t a r t s*

[@drippingmalasada4075]

"Markiplier isn't real!" Game theory: welp here we go again.

[@no7no714]

"Dad" has him. Apparently Markiplier is next. It's a lore thing lol

[@tobysstandpoint]

oh my gosh yes lmao

[@pewseries1367]

Animated dude with a yee yee ass haircut

[@aidenr3310]

@@pewseries1367 never before have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with

[@kyler9555]

It should’ve been like Game theory: aww shit here we go again

[@salahtheamazing1ifyBigSmoke]

"Who even wants to make games for a living?" Me, who's in a computer science program to become a game dev : :(

[@HobbitWithABlunt7079]

Good luck on that!

[@halfnormalhuman472]

Ayy Lixian should be hired for many things. GIVE THIS MAN A *_RAISE_*

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "I'm not real" Lixian: "Don't believe what he says" Everyone: _Who do I believe?_

[@ZUnknownFox]

lixian of course.

[@SsgtTucker]

In your favorite Pokemon, duh

[@LastCatalyst24]

Duplicate comment.

[@sharada105]

@@LastCatalyst24 people can have the same ideas 🙄

[@kiimberllyyy]

Idk

[@veeeb]

Before: Markiplier Now: Markipliern't

[@spectral_scepter4815]

@I Am KevinBB Just make a drama then watch as how the hates sprinkle on ur channel

[@Lost_kin435]

@I Am KevinBB hmmm

[@redussmith8066]

@I Am KevinBB who are u again.?

[@-lillsworld-276]

Can we appreciate Lixian's voice?

[@StrivedeLaLear]

Lixian: *My goals are beyond your understanding.*

[@Anonymous-iy2qo]

Theorists: *Intense note taking and panicking* Other fans: “Seems legit. Have a good day.”

[@p0st.x.revenge]

Fr tho

[@comdaeris2028]

@@p0st.x.revenge I Literally was about to say that 💀

[@freezasama5802]

Welcome to KZbinr theory

[@lilykat.]

I am the latter

[@bornvolcano]

It's just like yeah. We know.

[@scotch_9920]

THEORY: After Unus Annus was deleted, they accidentally deleted the real Markilpier, and Annus took over the channel, pretending to be him. Well, until now, obviously

[@NomadxElliot]

Plot twist: It was Warfstache all along.

[@gilagal777]

I actually really like this theory, but I'm still convinced this is Darkiplier's doing.

[@NomadxElliot]

@Juliane Who?

[@user-ye8vz5xd1f]

Nah.. Lixian explains that Mark wasn't real in the first place.

[@syddomann3054]

@Gila Gal maybe they're switching off

[@hiitsme5524]

Lixian can be a really cool voice actor 👀

[@diablorises]

Lixian, my man, I love you so much. This was friggin hilarious.

[@RayMak]

He is too perfect to be real

[@fuzzycooch8872]

Sup

[@mymalaisong7523]

Yuh

[@user-pl2vb6rn7v]

@mlynowski son of justin y

[@user-pl2vb6rn7v]

@mlynowski sit down and ill tell you the story

[@hystic2728]

@Thomas Webb lol this bicv has 300k+ subs than u

[@tsumia]

So this is is marks version of “New year new me”. He just doesn’t exist

[@crusaderdoomslayer7055]

New year no me

[@olive4780]

that’s a mood though

[@aw3707]

god I wish that were me

[@speedfreak24]

Lixian low key a good voice actor

[@darku878]

I can imagine Lunky’s confession....

[@floppybanana8939]

Alt title: Lixian compliments marks muscles and facial features

[@Fluffy_hazmat]

He just did this to have the job for himself

[@codrindumitrescu]

Mark is the boss afterall

[@spunchbopgaming]

*the perfect facial features, the gigantic muscular arms, he seemed perfect*

[@campingjourney2373]

I spit out my drink after those legendary words were spoken

[@kiagan3180]

Mark: I'm not real... Lixian: hes not real... Lunky: it's free real estate

[@elisnyder863]

It's free estate, but it's not real.

[@stationwagon5445]

Its free real estate

[@stationwagon5445]

@@elisnyder863 shh

[@phoenixburns79]

@@stationwagon5445 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

[@ianhughes-segroves4720]

Wait a minute...

[@maria_animates3391]

lixian: markiplier isn't real me: Nervous laughter

[@Press_Play]

Lixian: Tells something that leaves at a cliff hanger MatPat: hello everyone! Welcome to Film Theory!

[@Moogchungus]

Lixian: wait, it’s all *fake?* Mark: **gun clicks** always has been...

[@BTGames2004]

You know the rules and so do I... say goodbye 🔫

[@celine5783]

@@BTGames2004 what kind of lixian mark wattpad story is this comment section lmao

[@syawali]

Who is Mark btw?

[@MiddevelHistory]

YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I gun click NOW SAY GOOD BYE 💥

[@crystal3.0n58]

Me: My GOD. Lixian: Wait there's more. Me: No..

[@kc4892]

"His perfect facial features, his big muscles, his deep, soothing voice.." aight

[@Rex_The_Ultra_Ninja]

It's like... He's bragging about Mark

[@feverdream3452]

All I heard was SIMP

[@Rex_The_Ultra_Ninja]

Lol

[@archean432]

Lixian's *real* confession...

[@Anonymous_K]

Wait so is this video like a joke or is it real... it's taking my brain to long to understand

[@carsonmoore1540]

Honestly was expecting this video to be Lixian saying, "There's something I never told you all... not even Markiplier himself... it's that... my torso... it isn't really that long." or something lmao

[@FiveGuysBussinFrong]

I don't know man, I kinda saw him multiple times irl, and he seems pretty real to me

[@delilahh972]

nobody: mark: I’m not even here, baby. I’m a ✨hallucination✨

[@selvynmenendez6435]

💀💀💀

[@marzipan1405]

e

[@Tom-H1]

"He was too perfect." Anyone who saw Markiplier play hand simulator: *Extreme laughter*

[@Ringohulk777]

I am bread anyone?

[@ManoredRed]

Getting Over It.

[@septicsakura484]

The only reason i came to comments lol

[@RT-dx2lz]

*laughs in I am bread*

[@Cassiniini]

The one zombie obstacle course game

[@anthonyoliver418]

I’m glad you uploaded this Lixian, honestly I knew Mark was way more toxic than people thought after he replace Bob with his robot, and Wade with his stunt double!

[@theveterain1296]

Why does this sound like the perfect horror movie trailer

[@woodenswordboy9676]

Mark: I don’t have lore, I will never have lore *meanwhile...*

[@Teudlanif]

Can't have lore if you don't exist

[@troygryder9436]

This implies Ethan was just talking to his imaginary friend for a entire year straight Edit to say that you should now imagine Ethan alone talking to that therapist in the vid while talking to someone who doesn’t exist insisting to the therapist Mark is sitting on the floor next to him

[@funnyman10912]

or that Annus was the real Mark who is now trying to break free from death's shackles

[@fairy_g0blin]

@@funnyman10912 hmm maybe

[@rorytelling]

That was Annus, he's dead now

[@Vishydeenu]

What do you mean? Do you have proof of this?

[@aiza2068]

That makes it 100% funnier

[@ZeFroz3n0ne907]

This is awesome, Lix is amazing! They both are, well done guys!

[@joshsyx]

2:08 JESUS CHRIST THAT SCARED ME

[@random_user6414]

Theory: Mark is an overly realistic game character made by Lixian himself, we're all playing together

[@Daniel-tj9tm]

What about mandella efeckt

[@rockingaming3338]

Oh shit

[@rockingaming3338]

Well no no

[@rockingaming3338]

Is he a roblox then wtf is happening is legend quitting or is Markiplier quitting

[@Alone4ever4]

DON'T READ my Name

[@zer0chance637]

I have a feeling that somehow this connects with marks new “project”

[@silverfoxproductions101]

LMAO

[@hidden_agenda01]

Probably does keep your eyes open

[@SpiffanyWolfe]

Yeah most likely

[@wafflehouse5289]

Definitely

[@engineergaming9878]

Indeed

[@RainbowHawk7505]

Lixian going: “Who wants to make games for a living?” Me standing in the back of the crowd raising my hand:

[@Exdorme]

I really like the idea that Lixian posted this without Markiplier acknowledgment