WHEN I KNEW I WAS A NEW YORKER - Liz Miele

[@dustinclark247]

I love the "it's not my bike; it's not my person" line. Funny as always!

[@mikeymartin4575]

Best female comedian who isnt getting enough credit. Completly natural at what she does.

[@rajeevshrivastava4595]

So true

[@MichaelLee-dt1iw]

I completely agree. Just came across her by accident, and have spent the last afternoons watching her old clips. She seems so close to breaking out hopefully. Who doesn’t love a gorgeous looking female from New York City who is smart, funny and has a potty mouth!!

[@hautepunch]

She’s sooo good!!

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

100%

[@hunterkea203]

Best comic, reguardless of gender tbh. Shes just so fucking funnyyyyyy

[@AJ-xm4xc]

“That’s not my bike that’s not my person” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@rizzle2702]

Please give this person her own Netflix special 😌💜💜💜

[@LizMiele]

Kind of you to say, Ryan! If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released in May on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@bikenband]

Completely agree.

[@davdidit6]

What really makes her great, above the honest and brutal jokes, is at 1:20, pause, soft sheepish inflection “often” pause, and continue. Her ability to do that and similar things with her jokes, is really brilliant. Like putting a little cocoa powder on a strong, bitter cup of coffee. Really next level. Bravo

[@LizMiele]

What a thoughtful response to my work. Thanks for watching and caring about my craft. It really means a lot!

[@DanAnkers]

I can't get enough of her

[@mostguitarswins]

I grew up in NYC and often rode the trains, so I totally get it 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@guynouri]

Thank you dear It’s good to be a New Yorker.

[@DanAnkers]

She makes my day better

[@jpunx3133]

Liz has to be my favorite New Yorker. She may not be a native but we're proud to have her. One of the best and sharpest social critics alive today.

[@LizMiele]

Aw this is so nice! I'm a Jersey girl trying to assimilate :P Thanks for watching. If you want more content I have a full hour for free on my channel, a 2nd album called "Mind Over Melee" that you can buy or stream, a special coming out soon and a new podcast called 2 Non Doctors 2nondoctors.libsyn.com

[@mattgrele6318]

native no5 is yorm new of Half

[@chrismastersmah5037]

If this was the opening 4mins, I’m set to stay the hour... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@dcav448]

Oh man, exactly what I would have done (and yelled) missing that train! Love you Liz!

[@robertmoye7565]

Such a brilliant mind, such a gifted performer, such a treasure.

[@LizMiele]

Aw this is so nice, Robert. If you wanna hear more of my work: I have a full hour for free on my channel, a 2nd hour that's also an album called Mind Over Melee you can buy or stream, a special coming out soon and a new podcast called "2 non doctors" 4 episodes are out now: 2nondoctors.libsyn.com

[@artedison2]

I'm a 45 year old black guy from KENTUCKY and you are hilarious to me. I guess you've got "crossover appeal" Love listening to your stand up like my buddy is talking to me. Wishing you all the best and much success!

[@richardb6068]

I’ve binge watched Liz a couple times and she’s great. I hope to see her tackle some pc culture stuff. Pleasing on the eyes and her whole stage demeanor and joke formation is top notch, in my meaningless opinion. Big fan

[@bearb1asting]

Being from New York; congrats Liz, you made it home.

[@M_C79]

One day, KZbin decided I needed to watch more standup comedy, but Liz Miele is the only comedian I keep coming back to.

[@clementmartinez121]

Having a great day and thank you for being the best part. Break a hooph.

[@nathanieljackson5554]

Hilarious! I'm originally from New York and your comedy makes me a little homesick.

[@dwdwone]

I dig it Liz. I grew up in Queens and you are so right

[@LizMiele]

Haha! You know now no ones on the subway and my jokes don't apply anymore haha! Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last month on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@dwdwone]

@@LizMiele My so called orthodox brother passed out after a drunken spree on the 7 train. He woke up in his underwear at Hunters Point. He'd been rolled big time and had to wander through that freight train infested warehouse district to find a phone to call my parents. I laugh about it to this day.

[@chicoL7]

Just came across this comedian today, super funny & talented. Want to see more!

[@LizMiele]

Thanks! I have two albums you can stream or buy and coming out with a special in March. Also start my new tour in Feb. Current cities posted on my website but if you dont see your city I'm adding more in the spring. So best way to know when I do tour near you is to join my mailing list: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter (home page for current tour dates)

[@aprylvanryn5898]

Very funny as always. We love your work. Sincerely, the little people

[@phillyrepo8927]

Holy shit balls, a 4 min video! I was expecting 3 mins of ads and 1 of Liz. Good stuff Liz. 👍

[@madwilliamflint]

Fucking SERIOUSLY. I love her. But holy shit is that shit getting fucking old.

[@Protectobot]

😆

[@stevenalbertbartlett2688]

heard it b/f..luv 2 hEAR it again...u r the best...keep going..we're here..laffing..& going YES...jeaneus...

[@Zak6959]

Yeah, I’ll probably be paying a lot of money to see her in the future.If she ever comes to Edmonton.

[@gaeldesmontagnesnoires1711]

hehehe... Smile. She made me smile!!! I appreciate that.

[@anthonynegron5439]

She’s such a great storyteller. If you haven’t seen her bit about Finland, you should check it out. So hilarious.

[@LizMiele]

Aw this is so nice! Means a lot!

[@wesmartyn3829]

2nd time watching you. You are awesome.

[@bradg5823]

That's not my bike, that's not my person. Lmao!

[@abinashsarma2176]

You are amazing.... Love from India❤️

[@LizMiele]

Thank you! Hope to tour there one day! Best way to know when I do is to join my mailing list: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@abinashsarma2176]

@@LizMiele Sure.. I'll be more than happy to join.. Keep posting this kind of amazing videos. 🤘🤘

[@elizabethzepeda2122]

That was great!!! You keep it comin'. Can't wait to watch your show in person sometime!

[@LizMiele]

Thank you!! I'm on tour now: www.lizmiele.com and if you don't see your city listed I'm still adding dates. Best way to know when i do tour near you is to join my mailing list: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter (also great name! :P)

[@antonackermann9620]

I really wasn't expecting to become someones fan when I clicked on this vid. Guess I'll just binge watch this entire channel. Cuz I have time now.

[@LizMiele]

hahaha yes...my joke now applies to everyone! aww thanks for watching! If you want more content I have a full hour for free on my channel + 2nd album called Mind Over Melee you can buy or stream, a special coming out soon and a new podcast out called "2 non doctors" 2nondoctors.libsyn.com

[@antonackermann9620]

@@LizMiele Cheers, Liz. I'll check em out.

[@madwilliamflint]

Awh, you make me miss my city.

[@joeltullemans7199]

You appeard on my feed today, and I've since watched about 10 videos of yours. You're funny.

[@lukenzur1667]

I like that, “if you see something, say something” I didn’t think of using it that way but I will now lol

[@smmydvr]

Well said Liz! * You're great!

[@wanton1234]

nice to hear a female comic that isn't about gender.... this woman's experiences are universal. very refreshing in these times. and she is funny as fuck!

[@darkblaze176]

From what i read in a few articles she was also learning from the Best in the business... George Carlin.

[@Babyshoes777]

I’m gonna start saying these things about male comics. They’re no longer comics, they’re male comics. And when they talk about dude stuff, and dick stuff I’m gonna loudly cringe about how that isn’t relatable, and trash his entire exists and blame all other male comics bc I don’t like this particular one. What’s really sad is, you think what you said was a compliment. I bet youre white too. Who the f calls someone a female? You’re a shallow male. People like you are literally whats wrong with the world. F you Brian 😒

[@wanton1234]

@@Babyshoes777 no thanks have a nice day lol

[@rajeevshrivastava4595]

I love her...

[@PatrickWagz]

This was hilarious. Thank you. All the Best to you.

[@huntermark1160]

Great stuff Liz!! I see you are going to be in Berlin, Del. in March 2020. It's a great little town. If I can get away, I'll come see your show. What's 3 hours to see a fantastic comic!!! :)

[@francopang1735]

Excited to see you live in TO!

[@LizMiele]

Yay! Happy you can make it! Its a small venue so buy tix sooner than later. Link at www.lizmiele.com

[@filbertpicobrain]

Thank you, Liz. That was nice. I have a new respect for George Carlin. Thank you.

[@TriscuitsForDays]

makes me laugh every time!! Love your stuff

[@jeffsutton6353]

I like the way you said "lift" instead of "elevator" for the British audience. Way to be on your toes!

[@artkarounos816]

She is so sweet! 😍

[@thewatcher2332]

She's dope man!!! Nailed it

[@Wildwoodbadboy]

Love her 😹😹😹

[@jimstuart3373]

No wonder you admired George Carlin! You have the same type of wit that he had. Love your take on the day to day stuff that sets you aside from other women. Keep doing the vids....you’re great Liz.

[@highgradeOG]

love it!

[@LizMiele]

Thanks! If you want more content I have a full hour for free on my channel + 2nd album called Mind Over Melee you can buy or stream, a special coming out soon and a new podcast out called "2 non doctors" 2nondoctors.libsyn.com

[@andrewwappner5968]

Haha funny as hell and completely true, as a former New Yorker, I can agree with all of this.

[@californiacoffee9305]

Not to sound sexist but this is probably the only consistently funny female comedian I've watched nice one!!

[@LizMiele]

I appreciate the compliment but I think you just aren't seeing the right comics. There are tons of brilliant female comics that don't get as much press or TV exposure. Can I recommend a few of my favs? If you like me you might like them. Adrienne Iapalucci has a really dark and brilliant set on Netflix's Degenerates (season 2) Carmen Lynch is so smart and silly and weird and she just released her 2nd album today but she's been on every late night show. Maria Shehata is a brilliant writer and always makes me laugh (shameless promotion we have a podcast together called 2 Non Doctors) All this said if you do like my work I just released a special last month called Self Help Me. Would love for you to check it out too: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@thegreathmisanthropist9507]

When does the comedy special come out on Netflix? She good

[@LizMiele]

Just taped a special two weeks ago. Location and air date TBT.

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

@@LizMiele looking forward to this

[@Joshadamwyo]

It’s a similar moment for vets, we just eventually become the jaded asshole or introvert without noticing it’s completely taken over

[@13thBear]

As a Vietnam vet, that is so profound. Thanks.

[@Appachoppa112]

Bruh i got 2 coworkers who are vets and that is spot on. One is super softspoken and the other is always yellin 😂😂😂

[@AllenKnutson]

Both of Miele's parents are veterinarians, too!

[@jameskeel]

I have become a fan of her's and maybe some day see her in a live show. She is awesome!! Also she is a fan George Carlin who I saw once at a live show.

[@whaddup5417]

You are just so nice to listen to. Like just the right amount of “what the fuck?!” energy mixed with a bedtime story.

[@mtrotter325]

These jokes have a hilarious path the entire venture!!

[@fredleemh]

This set is hilarious. I

[@sabashahin_]

Amazing content

[@TruckinSongster]

I'm so glad I subscribed to your KZbin... You do NOT disappoint!

[@davidbouchard5451]

This so makes me wonder what NYC would be like for me. So many cool stories from that place, but idk that I’m determined enough to survive there lol

[@BlunderMunchkin]

You develop the determination over time.

[@FrankFxaxrx]

Love Liz!! Recently found you and you are F*CKING HILARIOUS!

[@rumtroll3123]

I feel you, girl!💖 In-the-entryway-stoppers are my hatred. 🔥 Especially if there is an escalator with ca. 100 people behind them! Next time i will try your fine technic. 👌😊😍

[@LizMiele]

haha Happy you enjoyed this joke! If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last month on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@GoodSoulPossible]

Liz just come to Bombay, India with more than 10 million people out which 80% go by train you would simply go super mad.

[@LizMiele]

hahah I'm sure. I am trying to tour India in 2021. Best way to know when I do tour near you is to join my mailing: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@GoodSoulPossible]

@@LizMiele Sure.

[@wayneessar7489]

Your a treasure!

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

Absolutely underrated comedian.

[@catnotmylastname1545]

Amen.

[@raegruder4626]

You're good stuff.

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for watching, Rae. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last week on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@montana1951]

Funny as always & rapid fire. 'Get the f**k out of the way' should be a song.

[@timomastosalo]

New York Step Song

[@MaxIronsThird]

"Move Bitch, get out the way" already exists.

[@kris5187]

Liz with a blade would like a Care bear cameo in Monkey Dust xD

[@Protectobot]

That expression is EVERYWHERE after 911 😝

[@dieselvega9290]

I'll say it again. The only reason to be on social media! 🤙

[@eddiewiggles9398]

Nice!

[@greyelkwilliams]

Yeah I couldnt live in a city that large lass. I grew up 5 miles from the mailbox. So a city is just chuck full of people who i would rather stab than live along side. Still funny though. I can not wait for your special to come out.

[@AJ-xm4xc]

I grew up in nyc...there’s always something to do and you’re never alone. Then we moved out to the suburbs of new jersey. Hated it for the longest time. Then I realized that new york is just a racist, psychotic wasteland. The rest of america is completely different. People are actually nice. You can go anywhere in nj at all hours of the night and never have to worry about anything. The peace and quiet beats everything.

[@lolgamez9171]

@@AJ-xm4xc bro if that's your takeaway maybe new York just isn't for you

[@ledrash6079]

Haha, awesome as usual Liz! I wonder when i will get my "big city" - syndrome :) Moved from Stockholm to Manila :)

[@LizMiele]

I've toured both cities! Very different but amazing haha.

[@richardc6269]

Yes yes yes!! It's sad to say but ur a New Yorker😛🤣🤣🤙✌

[@astralfluxaf]

God I’ve been binging on Liz Meile for like a week now and she fucking cracks me up every time! I THINK IM IN LOVE I have a crush or something I feel feelings 😂

[@wasabiattack]

"If you see a train coming, GET THE FUCK out of the way!" LOL Still waiting for you HBO special!

[@LizMiele]

Just filmed a special 2 weeks ago. out in 2020, where is TBT

[@wasabiattack]

@@LizMiele YAY. Can't wait!

[@ray_donovan_v4]

😂 0:22 "there was no lift..". What? 😜

[@BothHands1]

omg you're hilarious 😂 😂 i went to new york for a week on vacation, but didn't have too many problems with the train, probably because i never had to be anywhere urgently, and my hotel was in manhattan, so i could see most of the touristy spots without having to go too far. i lived in japan for years, but never went to tokyo, and the trains in nagasaki are always on time, cheap, never crowded, so easy to pay for (bus card works on trains too), so i can't exactly relate personally, but this was still hilarious af 😂 😂

[@LizMiele]

I went to Japan for almost 3 weeks and walked away thinking "why the fuck can't NYC do this" Traveling was an absolute joy AND you can use your subway/bus card for venting machines and convenient stores!!! I heart Japan so much! Thanks for watching!!

[@BothHands1]

Liz Miele oh yeah, you're right! i never used it in convenience stores, but i def used it on vending machines, especially in the winter when i was walking to the bus stop and froze my butt off in my floridian sandals, and could get something hot from the vending machine on the way. truly like living in the future. but they work you hardd lol

[@BothHands1]

Liz Miele you're awesome, i'll always watch. you're gonna blow up for sure, keep at it. you're really good

[@rosssummerell7999]

Just found you from watching you on funny uber rides, great humour! Where is the best place to follow you?

[@LizMiele]

Thank you! Instagram I'm the most active. @lizmiele And if you wanna see a live show the best way to know when I'm touring near you is to join my mailing list: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@rosssummerell7999]

@@LizMiele I don't think you'll be touring South Africa any time soon but if I ever find myself in New York I'll definitely plan to see you. Thank you !

[@LizMiele]

Ross Summerell I’ve looked into it bc I’ve wanted to go & have a comic friend based there but it just doesn’t pay enough. Gotta build up my fan base a bit more but you never know & please do!

[@mariacheebandidos7183]

kinda figured out what city this was in, but it might help, for people watching just this clip, to put the city you were in, in the description.

[@LizMiele]

It says recorded in London in the description

[@mariacheebandidos7183]

@@LizMiele missed it, thanks for the correction.

[@pacificpermaculture]

I know the feeling ,been in similar situations.Is there a factory someplace stamping out stupid people ? ?

[@pop5678eye]

Even better: people who do catch the train and then just stop right inside the door as if nobody else wants to board behind them.

[@BobStein]

Somehow I just know, she could not do this persona so well if she was not a total creampuff sweetheart. (Picturing the string of cartoon punctuation expletives in her head when she reads this. Ah humanity.)

[@hummingbird_saltalamakia]

How tf does Amy Schumer have more recognition than her? Liz, you're great

[@DjDragonblade]

I thought that the slogan of New York was, "If you see something, LOOK OUT BECAUSE THAT MEANS YOU'RE NEXT!..."...😱

[@salasaro2238]

Liz Miele you are a goddess

[@kucheriya1]

I feel unsympathetic only towards my family, but I am Mother Teresa towards perfect stranger. I hate my folks, just drives me crazy. Everyone wants to be in you, you are too pretty. Loved your set.

[@charlesscott27]

Where is this broad from originally?

[@shawnthomas6782]

Lol u are great

[@thecrowflies]

This is really fucking good!!

[@mikebarnes3557]

Liz..you are a brilliant comic...................Being Pisces, I can see a brilliant niche for you...You should have a TALK SHOW...You have girl comedians ONLY as guests...............Would be hilarious. Mike.

[@LizMiele]

Starting a podcast called "2nondoctors" that I will launch soon. You can follow us on IG right now at @2nondrs - more info soon

[@rathelmmc3194]

See that’s why the west coast is better. We call the train, your car, and it leaves whenever you’re ready.

[@lukebreakey8745]

You're hilarious! I think I'm in love with you.

[@tomitstube]

good stuff liz. it's real. i remember sitting behind a couple at the drive through at a hardees. lunch break so time is a thing. (i hate it just as much as the next person, what your fucking job does to you/me/people) it's taking them too long to order, (see john pinette) i see them discussing the menu, looking at it, talking, looking at it some more... i broke. i yelled out the window, "if you don't know what you want, GO INSIDE!" (never lived in nyc btw) and to my surprise they did just that, as i'm driving around to the food window, (took me 10 seconds to order) the lady gives me a dirty look... i felt bad so i'm not in the last stage of "who gives a fuck".

[@LizMiele]

hahah some people need more guidance and who's to say yelling is wrong if it worked :P

[@anonymouspersona4567]

😍

[@edwardschoenman2139]

Bad night for me. I’m not laughing. Sounds like all my friends.

[@robertomorales5465]

Very funny, I follow you on IG. 🙂

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for following me on all the things! Means a lot!

[@wolf-jr6zs]

Grrl you have a new follow

[@ebt7]

Time to move to another city or even another country?