MARATHONS - Liz Miele

A joke from my debut comedy album "Emotionally Exhausting" now available on itunes, amazon and Cdbaby.com
iTunes: bit.ly/1uUR22N
Amazon: amzn.to/1A0TTwe
CDbaby (+ physical cds): bit.ly/1rTJ2z0
www.lizmiele.com

[@bassisthenrik]

I just love the delivery. Excellent.

[@Majoofi]

I just found out I'm self confident.

[@chadimking3670]

You're great to me and bring joy that I get to spread (unless I'm showing your clips,... if not?then.,I just do you poorly.... you are wonderful to not forget and keep adding to as a favorite "chuckle-giver". Thanks!

[@karlsjunior466]

I actually do wake up whenever I want on Sundays and eat cheese. Great delivery by a very funny comic.

[@LizMiele]

haha I mean I think we all do now, everyday of the week :P Thanks for watching my stuff. If you want more content, I have a 2nd album that yo can stream or buy called Mind Over Melee, a new special coming out in a month and a podcast called 2 Non Doctors 2nondoctors.libsyn.com

[@karlsjunior466]

@@LizMiele soooo you are sitting around eating cheese right now?

[@AnzanHoshinRoshi]

Thank you, LIz. After a few days I keep remembering the joke in your running mockumentary about running partners not liking people to run in front of you and the shot of you stopping in childish frustration.

[@mjkmojofool]

Discovered you this morning - am on a Liz Middle marathon. Love your comedy - thanks for sharing it here.

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for checking it out! I have an album out with more running/diet jokes called "Emotionally Exhausting" bit.ly/Lizitunes and you can join my mailing list for when I'm performing live near you here: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter - thanks for the support and watching my stuff!

[@UltraSuperDuperFreak]

My last marathon was watching entire extended edition lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting at day one, and then the same for The Hobbit next day. I had headache the next 4 days lol. Who knew that your body dont enjoy you forgetting to eat proberly, and staring at a tiny box for about half a day twice. Totally worth it tho :)

[@chelseaWave]

I am so happy to have stumbled upon your stand up. Everything I have seen of yours I love. You are incredibly talented and funny. Definitely one of my favorite comics. I can't wait to listen to your comedy album!

[@LizMiele]

aw thank you so much! That really means a lot! Hope you like the album! :)

[@luckystar2841]

Love your stuff!!!

[@williampockoski5029]

I’m so proud of you and your accomplishments, keep up the great sets.

[@nelsonlugo45]

Love Liz

[@joshuamoore3515]

Funny as always. Love to see you live.

[@LizMiele]

Thanks! Best way to know when I'm performing in your area is to join my mailing list: www.lizmiele.com/newsletter

[@cristleheart4266]

Thanks for making me laugh in these horrible times looking forward to seeing some new stuff with you💜

[@greyelkwilliams]

Best description of a reason to run a marathon I've heard in a while. Lol

[@donszabo7558]

It's cool to have found your comedy. Thanks.

[@LizMiele]

Don Szabo I have two albums if looking for more: www.lizmiele.com

[@standoughope]

0:50 I don't know if the crowd truly appreciates that observation but it's pretty spot on about "family issues". Marathon runners have the look of Forest Gump for the most part... "I just felt like runnin' Jenni" 💓

[@artyedmond8972]

Oh wow! Awesome stuff! Been binge watching your material. 👍👍 Definitely going to check out your album

[@LizMiele]

aw thanks dude! Means a lot!! Should also have a new album out in the winter as well! Thanks for your support! Find out where I perform live on my site: www.lizmiele.com

[@garyweglarz]

Great shtick and great delivery. Love your stuff. How had I never heard of you before a week ago? I don't get it. You're hands down my new favorite comic - period.

[@LizMiele]

This is so nice! Two other specials free on here and come see a live show. All new hour: lizmiele.com for tour dates

[@grigorirasputin996]

I hope she gets more exposure and makes it big.

[@JohneeJohnson]

The comedic force is strong with this one. #youhadmeatcheese

[@Cartier_specialist]

Cerebral humor -- I like it.

[@alterbridgefan99]

I'm just getting in to performing stand up comedy. I haven't done a marathon but I have done 17 obstacle course races so far. I definitely have issues with myself lol

[@Wildwoodbadboy]

My favorite female comedian 🙏🙏 🙏

[@SchoolToEmbassyProject]

Just found you on here off of Maria's page, y'all are great! Keep putting in those miles and putting out new videos!! -just subscribed

[@LizMiele]

Sua Sponte Thanks so much! Maria is the best!! Appreciate you checking out my stuff. I have an album out online too if you wanna check it out: bit.ly/Lizitunes

[@SchoolToEmbassyProject]

Awesome!! Checking it out as we speak!

[@collinsparkman9245]

This is gold🤣

[@garrettk7166]

Spot on

[@deeveevideos]

i found you researching dyslexia. but you know how that rabbit hole goes!!! start with research end with a comedy show. a perfect day!!! thank god for spell check lol

[@StevenBanks123]

She has that Rita Rudner rhythm, where the last word deflates like a sheet thrown over the mattress.

[@Snagglepuss1952]

I did not realise till watching this that I was self confident (can you pass me that block of cheese and a beer please)

[@LizMiele]

Thanks for watching. If you missed it I have a new special called Self Help Me I just released last month on my channel. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oXWck6BnequGpqs

[@clementmartinez121]

Run run Rudolph... Live is a marathon.

[@cutebirrd]

Hey! Do you ever do sets in NYC?

[@LizMiele]

Yes! All the time. I'm based in NYC. All my shows are listed here: www.lizmiele.com but leaving for a month long European trip next Thursday. So I have a bunch of shows this week and then won't be back to NY till March 10th

[@RealHIFIHelp]

I like her, funny/different.

[@peterlafayette5595]

I've seen you a few times now, your growing on me

[@mckayterry658]

You and Kathleen Madigan are my favorite comics. I really enjoy you. I see you are coming to Portland, Oregon in November. I'm in Boise and might try to make the trip. Would it be somehow possible to book you to do a show at our synagogue in Boise? Our congregation would love you. Are you terribly expensive?

[@LizMiele]

Aw thanks so much. Madigan is one of my favs as well! What a high compliment! The gig I have right now in Nov is for a Dyslexic Conference. It might be private tho...I need to get more info. Why don't you send me more info about the Synagogue gig and we can discuss from there. Not sure if it matters but I'm not jewish. My email is [e-mail]

[@FranklinHicks-qs4gs]

Sexist biatch

[@CashisKingtrucking]

🏆👏

[@PatrickWagz]

Were you able to finish that marathon you were in the middle of? Any day now, hopefully! Finish strong!!

[@jaylarsen5285]

Just found you via Gotham Comedy and you're really funny and cool and weird and stuff. I've been watching stand up all night and your stuff has inspired me to try an open mic. You're also super cute, just sayin', makin' it weird. Good stuff.

[@LizMiele]

Ha! Thanks dude!! I'm glad. You should! Just released my first album this month on itunes and amazon. Its called Emotionally Exhausting. CHeck it out and thanks for watching my stuff

[@LizMiele]

jay larsen yup!

[@bikebudha01]

cute + funny should not = single. How has no one scouped her up yet???

[@Eljefe003]

She is dangerously funny...

[@lovesheidi]

What about people who do the ironmans triathlon?

[@musicbox8351]

i wake up when ever i want and eat cheese how did see know

[@JamesPetts]

I approve of Sunday cheese.

[@ConanDuke]

Who knew I had so much self confidence.

[@LizMiele]

Congrats :) New special just dropped a few weeks ago free on here. Please check out!

[@kujmous]

I'm getting up tomorrow morning and eating cheese.

[@barrettpickett5603]

Let's have that cheese platter.

[@StevenBanks123]

The first Marathoner really sent a message at the end of his run by dropping dead. Running that far is self abuse. Running is great, but stop before you start grinding your body into pieces.

[@flavious27]

Well the beer, food, and shirt is mostly worth the abusive amount of cardio on a cold day

[@shanebewarder4970]

Yeah, yeah you could.

[@wasabiattack]

You are so funny, I hope you get a special.

[@NP-zt6hy]

Sigh! It’s true. And I’m an ultramarathoner.

[@tomitstube]

i'm in a do nothing and eat cheese phase right now... i wouldn't call it "confidence", being lazy is a better description. the problem is i'm also apathetic about my laziness. indifferent about it too. basically two words that mean the same thing, who cares...

[@symbolicdreamer]

Wow so what I’m hearing if I run a marathon my mom might look me in the eyes again.

[@garrettk7166]

Maybe. Give it a shot. I'll eat some cheese in honor of you doing a marathon.

[@ravernot8889]

sunday morning cheese is the best

[@LizMiele]

agreed!

[@sirdeadlock]

Ha!

[@zerolagtime]

Found you through the feminist sex positions joke, but I liked this one the best. Lots of funny without relying on F-bombs for extra funny. Okay, I really liked the joke about an epic introduction to your future husband - phone dropped by the rail. I think you are very witty when you step away from the normal language of every day comics. Good luck and congrats on original material like this.

[@LizMiele]

zerolagtime Thanks for watching my stuff. I curse cause I was raised by sailors and I like it. I have cleaner jokes on my album if you like my stuff. Info here: iTunes: @1uUR22N Amazon: @1A0TTwe CDbaby (+ physical cds): @1rTJ2z0

[@shriswamiramanand]

Hillarous

[@Cryptonymicus]

Doctors keep saying do what you enjoy for exercise as if there's something to enjoy in exercise.

[@jimfromohio2105]

Netflix special Netflix special Netflix special

[@imeabmusic]

Have toothbrush, will travel!

[@97warlock]

ye[

[@TheLateral18]

Hey I like myself and also like to run . I like the release of endorphins 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Some days I wake up straigh to watch football games and scream why he didn't score the goal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nickmcdonald2808]

She makes me miss Hedberg

[@LizMiele]

I miss him daily. One of the best ever!

[@birate14]

She reminds me of a girl i had a crush on but didnt go anywhere. Its werid.. but she is very funny. Way more funny than Amy Suchammer whatever her name was...

[@TheCanadianBubba]

had hoped this was going to be about sex marathons...