jake peralta being a child for seven minutes | brooklyn nine nine

[@movecount]

"WARIO CHEATS" "ᶦᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵃʳᶦᵒ ᶜʰᵉᵃᵗˢ... ᶦᵗˢᵃ ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ" The extreme anger you can feel.

[@_andryisnotokay_7994]

How do you make the text small?

[@aitanacarreradelrio5527]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@leafyeevee5939]

Honestly, I felt that. I was playing with my brother and I should have won but somehow because of some bs pity stars they give you at the end of the game THE WARIO NPC WON, HE STOLE MY RIGHTFUL CROWN

[@tarundas123]

@@_andryisnotokay_7994 ctrl-t, or cmnd-t on mac

[@An-Interesting-Name]

he does tho I hate Wario

[@leahhawkins3779]

i love how he tries to pin it on santiago all the time

[@amxranthine2766]

because he liked her lol 😌

[@sleepguy1]

that's his way of flirting

[@MikasaAckerman-po2xc]

Me too 😂😂

[@jakeshim8785]

At first it gives sibling energy then it turns to romance😂

[@Eggette]

@@jakeshim8785 Alabama vibes

[@ella811]

alternative title: “jake peralta falling through ceilings for 37 seconds”

[@ourmaddworld3326]

Lol 😂 yess

[@TaylorsPoetsDepartment]

Dang it I was gonna comment that

[@lavelap5]

Falling through stuff, breaking stuff and blaiming stuff on Santiago

[@andreaschitas5244]

Jake: "If i had a Penny for everytime I fell out of the Precinct's Ceiling i'd have 2 Penny's which isn't alot but its wierd that it happend twice."

[@okBlizzard]

A lot*

[@ari-tz2xu]

*pennies

[@Gray_Scale675]

weird*

[@fayyazahmad5563]

If it was injuries with the ceiling it’s three

[@drewmarx148]

“Sounds disgusting. Do you have chicken fingers?” Literally me at ever restaurant

[@tigerfalco]

Right!? Chicken fingers, or a Burger are always the safe bet

[@shamilmurtazaa4391]

is chicken fingers what people call them in america, in australia we call them chicken tenders

[@tigerfalco]

@@shamilmurtazaa4391 They're called both. Tbh most of the time it depends on the place you get them from. Bojangles (a southern fast food restaurant) calls them chicken supremes.

[@drewmarx148]

@@shamilmurtazaa4391 no we call them chicken tenders, or at least I do

[@caydencebacon2260]

You know tenders and fingers are different parts of the chicken right

[@smallgreenlimabean]

“Mattress Trampoline!” always gets me 😭

[@amberrose533]

Even as a hostage his mind is focused on beating Wario 😂

[@oliveoconnell9926]

Which season is that from?

[@wolfy_tries]

@@oliveoconnell9926 season 7, which takes me to the question, WHERE CAN I WATCH SEASON 7

[@_xndr7027]

@@wolfy_tries fairly certain hulu works

[@tora9989]

Hi Wanda

[@DS3Enjoyer]

I'm sorry, that was the worst attempt at spelling "focused" I've seen in my life

[@iluvmomss777]

alternative title: “jake peralta flirting with amy for seven minutes"

[@lmthedream]

that’s going to be a video soon👀

[@architasaima9148]

@@lmthedream i have wanted that video for just so long!!! thanksss

[@MariaEduarda-zn9bx]

@@lmthedream thank you in advance

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

Or Jake Peralta breaking things for 7 minutes.

[@beleng3955]

"Charles I have a bruise" i love that scene lmao

[@eee-110]

"CAPTAIN SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASS!!" Iconic😂😂😂

[@millielach545]

Are you a Louie or is that just your pfp

[@eee-110]

@@millielach545 YES I'M A LOUIS HOW IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!!!!!!!!

[@millielach545]

@@eee-110 WHY DO THESE TWO FANDOMS FIT SO WELL

[@eee-110]

@@millielach545 IKR!!!!!!!!

[@millielach545]

@@eee-110 probably cuz jake reminds me of Lou

[@nmouning3916]

WARIO CHEATS!!! Gets me every time🤣🤣

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

He is not wrong.

[@dylansickinger545]

Well he does

[@evedoe4457]

Does anybody know which season that is? I can't remember it!

[@jakepullman4914]

ᴵ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ⸴ ᵂᵃʳⁱᵒ ᶜʰᵉᵃᵗˢ‧

[@seharjaggi]

@@evedoe4457 season 7 ep 7 - ding dong

[@tania5494]

“Yeah but I have to prove I’m not selfish, so I don’t care what they want!”

[@SC-RGX7]

I love that line

[@intheheatofjuly]

@@SC-RGX7 dont we all

[@sydneysage868]

- You have six massage chairs. - Well, they don't make a massage couch. Doesn't even have them arranged as a couch.

[@courier6402]

To be fair a massage couch is a brilliant idea but also come on Jake at least commit to the idea.

[@e.moonbound2420]

He unironically has a point tho

[@harshgentle1529]

I like how it the first clip when Jake fell out the ceiling, Rosa didn't even flinch whereas Amy had her arms up lol

[@titliroy4713]

She went to detective school with him, she's used to his shit

[@thedorkknight9684]

but her eyes were wide, like she was making sure he didn't die XD

[@fatimaashraf3009]

Jake falls out of ceilings a lot and he hates wario.

[@MarkCalloway]

WARIO CHEATS

[@lauratroy13]

Wario land was better than Mario land. There i said it

[@Belle-xf5bw]

3:33 EWWW SOMTHING YOCKY TOUCHED ME! That's so relatable when I have to unclog the drain after doing the dishes😂😂😂

[@marii5050]

Exactlyyyy or when a piece of food slithers past your arm 🧗‍♀️🤾‍♀️ it’s honestly traumatizing

[@petercarr7391]

Jake: Gets claustrophobic and throws door handle and does't leave a mark on the glass Also jake: Lightly taps glass and it shatters

[@alifiyamaru4145]

they changed the glass after the santiago incident

[@blokvader8283]

Same thing with the episode The Box when he throws a whole ass chair at the 2 way mirror

[@shronkey3213]

Jake: gets claustrophobic and throws a chair at the mirror Also Jake: is always for some reason hiding in the ceiling

[@Avatar1454]

If Jake arrested Lucifer for some offense, it would've been hilarious.

[@aalamdhillon2017]

Now i want a cross over

[@havocarius]

"DeTeCtIvEeEeEe--"

[@PlumpusRumpus]

The crossover we need

[@Emma-lq4zd]

I’d pay for this crossover

[@DrownedInExile]

"Tell me detective, what do you desire...?" "...I want to eat a chocolate cake the size of the Empire State building!"

[@graham5798]

Or when Holt had to give himself stitches and Jake was the one freaking out because of the blood 🤣😂

[@addywithay1803]

And now he’s a father...

[@CollinMcLean]

I would love to see an episode where they're baby proofing their place and the only one hindered by it is Jake

[@MYPERWIRA]

@@CollinMcLean that would be a great episode

[@ffionlewis5394]

3:40 Is it bleeding? Charles is it bleeding? I want a band aiddd" 😂😂😂 "WARIO CHEATS" is accurate af 😂😂😂

[@maciekk.7324]

Video suggestion: Jake peralta being unhealthy

[@zero_gravity1806]

His breakfast burrito would be a perfect candidate

[@iamwasd3530]

“The doctor said I’m bleeding internally. That’s not even that bad. That’s where the blood is supposed to be!”

[@nicolasneal204]

@@iamwasd3530 "Some of my teeth are loose but that's from dental neglect not drugs"

[@madcat6299]

1:15 The guy from the the episode "The Box" is right about Jake. He looks so funny when he's angry. He doesn't look nor sound angry at all. Lol

[@dereklasker5350]

“You’re welcome fart monster” is underrated, completely undercuts Amy’s flirtation with his own childish flirting

[@greeneggsandham2064]

“Nobody gets away from Jake peralta” *0.2 seconds later* “EEWWW SOMETHING YUCKY TOUCHED ME GROSS GROSS GROSS” Lmaooo I love Jake so much🤣

[@ruthwebb258]

When he said "Ill stay here... All night. Making this noise....*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*" (3:17) cah-reas-INGG ☠️

[@limitbros6732]

what episode is that from

[@ruthwebb258]

@@limitbros6732 I'm not sure but it's funny 😝

[@limitbros6732]

@@ruthwebb258 was this feedback helpful: no

[@mohytoxe]

@@limitbros6732 it was the bachelor/ bachelorette one in season 5

[@limitbros6732]

@@mohytoxe ay thanks

[@tracking_you4369]

I love when he says "WARRIO CHEATS"

[@AdwaitPatil]

There's also one scene in an episode where Jake and Gina go to captain Holt's house and Kevin offers him orange soda ! While giving Gina wine lolll funny Everytime you watch it

[@yaphong-weijonathan2683]

The Wednesday Incident

[@joshuamalone4795]

I love Jake’s anger towards Wario, it is so funny how it is impossible for him to beat him even though it is so easy.

[@frqncescamc]

"jake peralta being half the guys in my school for 7 minutes straight"

[@johnmartin4119]

Don’t you mean 7 minutes bi

[@anonymoushehe2139]

jake’s somehow a child, a constant bratty bottom with daddy issues and a dilf ladies & gentlemen the perfect boyfriend 💀😂

[@helinituhhh]

Jake and his true arch nemesis: WARIO.

[@beckyadair9331]

it really should just be called ‘Jake Peralta falling through ceilings and being himself’

[@fatpug2.081]

0:53 This is the most wholesome scene for me for some reason

[@berke1636]

Original Video: Jake peralta being child for seven years

[@carminhocoelho2626]

i love when jake accuses amy ahahah paraltiago goals

[@kimtvz]

Someone needs to make a wario compilation

[@_sofia.999]

3:17 "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" is the most iconic yet

[@Dixie_Lily]

*Child gets taken to a fancy restaurant* Child : 6:23

[@BobSmith-hd1jj]

3:15 🤣🤣🤣 get me every time

[@echozzed]

JAKE FALLING THROUGH CEILINGS IS SO FUNNY LMFAO 😭😭

[@chuandthemoon]

"it stops me from spilling my juice!" is the only reason why I keep buying tetra pack drinks in front of other people and when they call me out on it, I just say this line

[@bananaeclipse3324]

Tbf that is actually a very reasonable explanation. Some people are just clumsy and literally can’t help it, so it’s responsible to find a “work around” to it.

[@fast.f1ves]

1:38 when you order Kevin Feige from wish and get Jake Peralta 😂😂😂

[@lillyrray]

“I’m stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!” 😂😂 Also, alternative title: “All Jake Peralta Scenes”

[@nativedeenfan]

Our beloved jake 💙❤!! We all want a kid like him

[@bakugoscrustyhair1354]

3:04 me when it's 4am and I have an assignment due at 6am and all I've written is the date and title

[@marie-soleilgauthier5396]

"ask him about his bank- *mirror breaks* "…account" iconic

[@n0xxienoo469]

"Capitan! SANTIAGO BROKE THE GLASSS"

[@erindandrea2133]

There has to be a scene where Jake says my main rival, wario

[@luisgomes2973]

Its true, he didnt say "no takebacks". He truly is an amazing human/genius

[@dschaedler]

3:11 I laugh so hard every time I see this clip 😂

[@faris8878]

Alternate title: Jake Peralta being me for 7 season in a row

[@ticklemypickle3740]

YOOOOW THE TWO MEN ON THE LEFT AT 4:00 ARE THE ONES THAT STOLE LEONARD'S CAR IN THE BIG BANG THEORY.

[@MustacheKat16]

The pocket donut at 6:39 is amazing

[@evannance6290]

I will not make you hot cocoa Charles I have a bruise

[@ashamathew9778]

3:54

[@nathan9922]

IT STOPS ME FROM SPILLING MY JUICE Yep that’s me

[@shamsunnahermini2398]

This show is about to end, oh man, I'm going to cry

[@ivest4672]

Honestly one of your best videos

[@xanthenites]

2:18 me and my siblings be like

[@hehheh789]

I’m pretty sure this video should be longer Hmmm 🤔

[@lmthedream]

definitely

[@wandaisaswiftie]

This man is a MOOD

[@calvinbrinenestoris2357]

The "I can't beat Wario" bit from the later seasons is hilarious... but also doesn't fit into reality. Amy says that Jake was playing Mario Party, but when the guy who kidnapped Cheddar is saying how to beat Wario, the tactic he gives is one that would make sense for a BOSS fight, not for going against a character in Mario Party (where there's multiple different minigames, and there's a very different way to win each one.) Now, it's possible that Amy was just wrong about it being Mario Party and he was actually playing something else where Wario's a boss fight, but that wouldn't make sense either. Wario hasn't been a boss in any mainline Mario game since the gameboy, and it's safe to assume he wasn't playing an obscure old handheld Mario game(plus, Gameboy games didn't come to NSO until after the game came out, so he couldn't have been playing it on his Switch. And I doubt the kidnapper would understand that Jake was talking about a 25 year old game). It's ALSO possible that he was talking about the fight against Dark Wario & Waluigi in Mario Tennis Aces(A spinoff), but I find that unlikely because A. Wario is paired up with Waluigi in that fight yet Waluigi is never mentioned, and B. it's a tennis game, there's a tennis net between Mario and Wario, therefore Wario never "approaches" Mario like the kidnapper guy says he does. The only remaining possibility is that he was fighting a Wario CPU in Smash Bros, but that still wouldn't make COMPLETE sense. He really refers to Wario as if it's a BOSS fight, just fighting him as a Smash CPU makes less sense; and BECAUSE Jake talks about Wario like he's a boss fight, it makes way less sense for the kidnapper to immediately understand when Jake says "I can't beat Wario". This argument also works against the possibility that he's playing Mario Party.

[@tictac254]

"CAAAPTAIIN! SANTIEGO BROKE THE GLAAAS!"

[@UIAL570]

Jake being himself for seven minutes and sixteen seconds straight

[@buddyyourdust4554]

Who’s here after the devastating news “Cheers to the 99th precinct” CPT Raymond Holt

[@The_amazing_dust]

Jake trying to steal snacks out of a vending machine, while you know...beeing a cop

[@ronaldmcdonald1396]

2:59 Is so hilarious

[@prajnahebbar8247]

Just Andy being himself😂😂😂😂

[@seharjaggi]

jake and his guitar - best combo!!!

[@caseyatethebat]

3:30 probably my favorite Jake moment

[@i798]

Jake throwing a chair at the glass : Jake tapping the glass with his hands : PFFFFFZHTTT

[@bassieboy6468]

This video is the reason why I start watching it 😂

[@Maya-oc1rw]

Such a cute video. Thank you for making this!!

[@tiasnails3552]

hits different now knowing holt has told him he has learned how to grow up 🥺

[@luciouslabby]

i am gonna miss him and this show sooo much 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@spidermo0ns]

this is why he's my favourite

[@MikasaAckerman-po2xc]

It's so cute whenever he blames Amy😂😂😂

[@karyptis4367]

Wario cheats😂

[@JGT20052]

3:39 we've all been there before

[@kirakremer1848]

I always said I want a mature man but Jake Peralta changed my mind🤭

[@texas-red8457]

0:19 GOD THAT FU-, that fucking scared me dude!

[@epandapaul]

Who is here after the official announcement it will be ending 😭

[@abhiiisheeek]

2:09 legendary

[@robbykunkel5263]

only seven minutes of Jake acting like a child you could make a seven hour video of him acting like a child

[@adyanuwu8690]

Every time i watch ur videos, i always wonder how can there be a person who stan LM and B99 😩

[@serumina13]

Jake being Jake

[@abigaelkumar846]

3:19 why does it look like he was making that sound

[@SophiaB-w3q]

3:08 he is a MOOD also I love jake so much..... mainly because I act like him A LOT❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[@athenadawn5514]

2:09 is a very Iconic scene😂😂😂😂

[@guruprasad_kulkarni]

Liked the Vulture's expression after getting his most wanted kapooch

[@humanbeing8605]

“ Sounds disgusting, do you have chicken fingers?” Story of my life

[@jayanthbalu5283]

This hits hard when the ending of b99 was just announced.

[@adugie3827]

“ewwww something gross touched me” literally me

[@puilethecrocoduile1731]

I love this

[@saimahorwhatever]

I can confirm, Wario does cheat.

[@miyyyasol]

the most replayed part of this video is the one where he screams "wario cheats!" and i'm not even surprised

[@hesrichard3049]

If I had a nickel for every time peralta fell out of the ceiling, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@izzydead9977]

Omg! 3:49 made me laugh so hard! BUT CHARLES I HAVE A BRUISE

[@rosemarygraceW]

“ohh I hear what you’re sayin..MATTRESS TRAMPOLINEEEEE-

[@sesha3623]

"i'm stUuuuUuuUUck"

[@EllaAnimates]

Half of this was just Jake falling through the ceiling and no one doing anything about it 😂