RileyTaugor as our U.S. president would say... "Wrong"
@chrissesock42457 жыл бұрын
Dear Michael, I have been an unwavering fan of yours for years now. I was proud to follow you on twitch back in the early Dark Souls 1 days. I distinctly remember planning the ends of my days around your streams; always rushing to my computer to make sure I could watch your hilarious antics. I count these years as some of the best of my life. They will stand in my memories until the end of my days, with even the smallest moments vivid and joy-filled, like a newborn child. I feel this needs to be stated, because the last thing I would want is for you to think my following words hollow or flippant. Something you said during this run has caused me to lose all faith in you, both as a friend and as a person. Something I thought impossible, given the longstanding nature of my admiration for you. But unfortunately, I don't think I will ever be able to look at you the same. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I continued to hold you in such high esteem, knowing that you prefer smooth peanut butter over chunky. I understand. It's easier to spread smooth peanut butter on bread or toast. I get it. But the increase in both flavor and texture provided by chunky peanut butter cannot be ignored. I don't think you're lazy, Michael. In fact, I know you're not. And I know for a fact you're anything but stupid. But until you realize that chunky peanut butter is the objectively better type of peanut butter, I can't think of you in any other way. Love and Regards, Chris S.
@joekewl75397 жыл бұрын
Crunchy PB is a sin. Abandon your lawless way and live the smooth life.
@necrobonesgaming24247 жыл бұрын
nice meme
@SteelerFan7167 жыл бұрын
Flesh Sandwich FOUL HEATHEN. HACK FRAUD! VIEWER OF RED LETTER MEDIA. GET THYSELF SOME SHOCK TREATMENT. I ENJOY BOTH, BUT SMOOTH WILL ALWAYS BE #1, JUST LIKE SMITTY WERBENJAGERMANJENSEN!
@user-ss1mg5uu9m7 жыл бұрын
Dear Michael, I have been an unwavering fan of yours for years now. I was proud to follow you on twitch back in the early Dark Souls 1 days. I distinctly remember planning the ends of my days around your streams; always rushing to my computer to make sure I could watch your hilarious antics. I count these years as some of the best of my life. They will stand in my memories until the end of my days, with even the smallest moments vivid and joy-filled, like a newborn child. I feel this needs to be stated, because the last thing I would want is for you to think my following words hollow or flippant. Something you said during this run has caused me to lose all faith in you, both as a friend and as a person. Something I thought impossible, given the longstanding nature of my admiration for you. But unfortunately, I don't think I will ever be able to look at you the same. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I continued to hold you in such high esteem, knowing that you prefer smooth peanut butter over chunky. I understand. It's easier to spread smooth peanut butter on bread or toast. I get it. But the increase in both flavor and texture provided by chunky peanut butter cannot be ignored. I don't think you're lazy, Michael. In fact, I know you're not. And I know for a fact you're anything but stupid. But until you realize that chunky peanut butter is the objectively better type of peanut butter, I can't think of you in any other way. Love and Regards, Chris S.
@chrissesock42457 жыл бұрын
Life is full of challenges and hardships. Crunchy peanut butter doesn't ignore this fact, it doesn't pretend like the world is okay when it isn't. Each peanut represents a struggle, a hardship or journey through suffering we each must face on the path of life. To ignore this reality isn't blissful ignorance, it's antithetical to leading a good life. We have to face suffering like a soldier marching into war; fight to overcome each day even when our bones buckle on the verge of breaking and our entire being screams with the echoes of defeat. The smooth life isn't a true life, it's a life of deceit. It's a life ignorant to the harsh realities of existence. We can all ignore pain, pretend we're okay, but eventually we all have to move on from the naivety of the smooth life and realize that life, like the ideal form of peanut butter, is crunchy.
@peterrivera47107 жыл бұрын
And here I am trying to make my character look handsome.
@capcom234 жыл бұрын
me too.. the game itself knows a lot of freaks.. another handsome is welcome :P. it it will make the demons jeaulous
@Supreme_Debaucher4 жыл бұрын
@@capcom23 I love being a hollow swamp monster
@nexle88384 жыл бұрын
Git gud nub
@NexonixGamingNetwork3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't like KZbinrs that do this but I put up with it for lobos cause he had actually good content lol, it just makes the playthrough very annoying to see a bright ball of red or purple rolling around all the time
@zbanul10 Жыл бұрын
I’ve started like 20 new games in the last 3 days . I don’t bother with characters customization
@radrush_mx9577 жыл бұрын
"If i want crunchy I'll eat peanuts. Not penis! But peanuts. Not butt peanuts! Not butt penis!" -Lobos 2017
@NumbingDisasterAnon7 жыл бұрын
"Do not let my smile fool you, I like the facial muscles to make any other expression. In truth, my life is nothing but constant, ceaseless agony the likes of which you cannot comprehend."
@JDstar17087 жыл бұрын
Thing i like about Lobos is he could easily split these into 15 min videos and multiply his views, but hes like nah fuck it, 2 hour videos.
@williancruz96577 жыл бұрын
Josh KZbin changed from a views system to a mins watched system. More views wouldn't matter.
@JDstar17087 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn't know, I just thought multiple vids with the same views each as one long one would make more money.
@dsaman1237 жыл бұрын
I think it used to be like that, but they changed it. Probably for the exact reason you're talking about, actually.
@williancruz96577 жыл бұрын
They do contribute, but it's based on how many minutes you watch, not how many videos. This switch happened years ago.
@kindredclawthorne7 жыл бұрын
Old thread, but I'll add that they changed it because the longer you're watching, the more time you're spending on their site, the more ads they can make you watch. So having a person sit in front of your ads for a whole hour is usually more effective than a few more people only sitting through a single ad in a smaller video
@Fedethedangerous954 жыл бұрын
02:49 "Oooh, it made him smile! He's so happy!" that's the happiest moment of my week
@benjaminsand2256 жыл бұрын
You got farther than me in 37 minutes than I got in a week.
@yahiaaymankamaly35186 жыл бұрын
Puppy Fanatic well he does for the most part skip most of the enemies and items
@HiddenOcelot4 жыл бұрын
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 knowledge in dark souls in much more important then raw skill, knowing what's ahead will do more for someone in this game then lakes of talent.
@AcidxAnarchy4 жыл бұрын
Every video on any dark souls should just be titled "how to run through dark souls x"
@emilyoswin38306 жыл бұрын
A pyro only build would probably need dark pyromancies as without them bosses resistant to fire would take forever but with dark pyromancies you also deal dark damage
@unkindled64103 жыл бұрын
theres the boulder heave pyromancy too. the thing with dark pyros is that DS3 only has 3. and you need karla to get 2 of them.
@Nadae273 жыл бұрын
@@unkindled6410 *I see that as an absolute win*
@HalcyonEX3 жыл бұрын
Karla is side waifu number 1
@CEOofDontCareInc7 жыл бұрын
Dark souls 7 paper bag on head with 1 hp 1 stamina run please
@williancruz96577 жыл бұрын
Alan Sandpotato Perfect pic for this comment.
@eewweeppkk7 жыл бұрын
You say that sarcastically but...he did a Dark Souls 1 hp 1 stamina run recently.
@mininuke7 жыл бұрын
Cardboard Box For more bottomless pits.
@Quicksilver_Cookie6 жыл бұрын
This will be fun to watch, considering this character looks faintly like a grotesque version of my coworker which I hate. Bring on the punishment!
@shaddie69404 жыл бұрын
Your ability to read the chatt, donations and talk to your fans while playing so good is amazing.. I cant even multitask 2 things while playing darksouls and your doing 3-4
@BerkeAltay6 жыл бұрын
that was the most exciting deacons of the deep fight i ve ever seen
@whiteamericanmale73924 жыл бұрын
If you're going to comment on a particular fight/moment please provide a timestamp
@whiteamericanmale73924 жыл бұрын
1:58:40
@DarkenedMarks7 жыл бұрын
thanks to the armor of thorns run, i will always remember "be safe- WHAT DO YOU INTEND?!"
@GoLwigi7 жыл бұрын
Do you know how weird the sentence "I just had five guys" sounds to a non-american? lol
@Krosstic7 жыл бұрын
Gert Meyers I would imagine it sounds pretty much like a dude saying he had five guys, burgers and fries. The best fuckin burger place on the planet
@Timur2646 жыл бұрын
I'm non-american and I'm totaly fine with that phrase
@Lootmare6 жыл бұрын
im american, and it sounds weird to me.
@emilyoswin38306 жыл бұрын
Sounds fine to me but probably just cause my house is near one of probably only like 3 Five Guys in Britain
@grrizzzy76 жыл бұрын
We also have a burger place called Dick’s
@necrobonesgaming24247 жыл бұрын
>unlimited chaos subs during the creation of a LobosJr character's face this can't be coincidence also try Pyromancer's Crown + Fire Keeper set because fashion
@QuestionableObject7 жыл бұрын
I got one shot by chaos bed vestiges while invading as a mad phantom once :c
@vexriki42656 жыл бұрын
Though it's an older video, I appreciate the quality content!
@michaelfowler27596 жыл бұрын
I completed all these games, never learned how to parry. Parry makes the game look easy, but that shit is hard. Imo
@pentiumradeon4 жыл бұрын
gotta get a good parry shield. how did you beat gwyn in ds1 though? I went through the entire game not knowing how to parry, until the final boss fight, than I had to learn the hard way lol
@e4gaming8354 жыл бұрын
@@pentiumradeon I didn't know Gwyn was that hard, I guess it depends on your build because I ran a quality build with +15 bastard sword and I only died once.
@pentiumradeon4 жыл бұрын
@@e4gaming835 I was stuck on him for like 3 hours no joke, I had to parry every single one of his blows in order to kill him, by that point I did a no hit run lmao I think he was just killing me in like one shot that was my problem. I was not running any sort of build though, I kinda bs'd the stats throughout the entire game, and didnt summon anyone either.
@mouadlahjiri63253 жыл бұрын
Solaire helped me against gwyn
@cam-inf-4w53 жыл бұрын
Makes fun of someone for thinking the first boss is hard...immediately dies from falling. The ultimate dark souls boss 👏🙌 gravity
@RR-gw2uj3 жыл бұрын
When you fell off the edge at the beginning 😂😂😂... And then when the samurai dude fell off the edge 😭
@Mackinstyle5 жыл бұрын
So I'm on a conference call in a few mins. Set up my bluetooth headset for that. When I need to use microphone it goes into HSP mode instead of A2DP mode. So the audio is super low telephone quality. It feels like I'm on a call with Lobos where he's telling me about the game he's playing. It's unusual.
@tarekchaouch32405 жыл бұрын
God i miss the excitement of a new DS sequel 💔
@TunnelDragon447 жыл бұрын
The only way autism might affect video games is that people who have autism are frequently more content with repetition, so they might play a game more, becoming better at it through practice.
@QuestionableObject7 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the obsessive tendencies.
@ElysianTyrant7 жыл бұрын
I KNEW that I had autism.
@MisterBones29107 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, I would have thought that it was obviously what the guy was getting at. Oversensitive reactions prevent you from thinking about what the person meant I guess.
@AkujiTester7 жыл бұрын
I am mildly autistic and I somewhat dislike repetition
@sliskinalpha7 жыл бұрын
TunnelDragon44 I am perfectly content with repetition in games, but I know I don’t have autism due to doing tests to find out and stuff.
@thatguy43586 жыл бұрын
My first time beating DS3 was a pure pyro build (with just enough dex to use the pyro whip weapon)
@nannerhammock16927 жыл бұрын
"Good thing dogs can't hear fire."
@adrienlehman92437 жыл бұрын
LobosJr is so good but at the same time still funny. Arguably the most fun to watch
@erroneousdrunk3 жыл бұрын
Lobos has such a great voice in that Vordt fight, left me impressed!
@Techhunter_Talon7 жыл бұрын
@ 1:51:51 I'd say, it says a lot about your character if they're willing to approach the person who has been loosing giant ass arrows at them and 'make peace' with them. I mean, most other people would think of murdering that giant's ass for attempting to kill them just because they got near a god damn tree.
@randombailey11667 жыл бұрын
Anyone else see that fireball bounce at 1:16:30?
@MegioSol5 жыл бұрын
It didn't,it just went over it
@ort0nn4167 жыл бұрын
I started Pyromancy run myself last saturday, what a coincidence
@jerrywhite73286 жыл бұрын
I much appreciate that you said you didn't like Chik Fillet (idk how to spell it, whatever)'s stances on things. I won't even eat there despite that they do in fact have good food
@joaogomes94055 жыл бұрын
Chick Fil A
@jorgeoquendo75145 жыл бұрын
Great video. I noticed he didn't go to Cornyx for awhile there and, as such, didn't upgrade his pyro hand for awhile.
@RotPest7 жыл бұрын
breakfast and pyromancy run from lobosjr - what a time to be alive
@tristanhemm7 жыл бұрын
If I were to do a pyromancy only run, I would use dark pyromancies, simply because you can enhance dark damage from many different sources. I had a build with onyx blade that had the blindfold mask (ringed city), dark clutch ring, and both rings that buff pyromcies for extra more damage, and whatever other ring you might want. Obviously the 12% buff ring is kind of optional. Dark pyromancies hit like a truck with that setup though
@michellebate95136 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Kybroma6 жыл бұрын
Lobos! You're a badass, one of the absolute best streamers on Twitch.
@acejoker61294 жыл бұрын
I'm doing a fire demon build. So I have the demon axe and shield so I can use my weapon skill. Anything and everything FIIRE
@Delskingado7 жыл бұрын
His character looks like Dylan roof
@TheWanderer10000007 жыл бұрын
"If it's an arm it's not a dick" - Lobos Jr 2017
@veronicagavel49433 жыл бұрын
This is the only time I actually watch the character creations. :P I cannot unsee this abomination of face and I approve.
@nottoday7285 жыл бұрын
Dusty dodongo in chat at 10:42 lol
@theMrELiTeGaMeR7 жыл бұрын
Caines sauce is magical
@Angel_Flash7 жыл бұрын
34:32 NEPU
@agenticex7 жыл бұрын
MAXIMUmNEPoVERDRIVE
@colealexander95423 жыл бұрын
What sucks is me now realizing I am three years late for Burger King chicken tendies.
@DixieWhiskey7 жыл бұрын
Looby back at with a nice DS3 run. I am excite Also, DS2 mundane soup ladle build is best build.
@motorcycleman1157 жыл бұрын
For a series set on the distinction of things like fire and darkness using the same element responsible for starting the world feels so right
@motorcycleman1157 жыл бұрын
Glad I can count on lobos to entertain while I'm immobilized.
@kirbyis4ever7 жыл бұрын
All about animation You would think more things in this world would be using fire and darkness or trying to harness it! But they all whack eachother with sticks instead.
@motorcycleman1157 жыл бұрын
ZaPhobos especially the demons, considering they're born from the witch of izalith
@ApofisRaxionNecros4 жыл бұрын
17:06 That firebomb though, A* for effort.
@Deadcell9007 жыл бұрын
you should do a "cheese only" run, meaning you can't kill anything unless you cheese it somehow. easier bosses but the small little guys would be bastards lol
@TaonTintti7 жыл бұрын
Deadcell900 it's already been done
@poego60456 жыл бұрын
I'm excited for Sekiro, cuz after 3 dark souls, demon souls, and bloodborne, I'm honestly psyched for a From Software title that's bright and beautiful, and not so....ashy? Like, all these games are so dusty and ashy.
@Jungbeck4 жыл бұрын
L G and what a game that was. 🔥
@felisrising71607 жыл бұрын
Wonder how the yhorm or however his name is spelt will go... I assume he isnt allowed to use the stormruler for damage
@bloodyFarts7 жыл бұрын
Force Before i hope he doesnt use storm ruler should make for an interesting fight.
@dewdbrowatch14467 жыл бұрын
"Just the way it is" 1:53:20 Kreygasm great song
@user-zr7qm7zf4o3 жыл бұрын
4 years ago you predicted the coming of the Burger King taco
@smovgh7 жыл бұрын
More random runs, they entertain me for hours none stop
@SinHurr7 жыл бұрын
"I don't like In & Out." Burn the heretic.
@Doozy327 жыл бұрын
SinHurr five guys is better
@SinHurr7 жыл бұрын
Brenden: Oh look, another heretic for the pyre.
@phelanlawson83847 жыл бұрын
We don't have an in and out in my state. we have a five guys but its kinda out of the way. Steak n shake is the closest thing.
@julianharrison80486 жыл бұрын
I’ve had both in & out and five guys. Five guys is better for sure...
@benwalls59466 жыл бұрын
imo five guys has better burgers and in & out has better fries
@tylersagendorf11414 жыл бұрын
Pure pyro is really fun, and kind of broken. Boulder Heave has splash damage and goes through enemies, meaning that it is perfect for the deacons (one cast can kill a whole group). Also, if you transpose Black Serpent from Wolnir’s soul, you can easily kill the Dancer from range. I did it with 18 vigor, 24 attunement, 12 endurance, and 22 in both int and faith. I had the pyro rings and sage ring. Does 300+ damage per cast.
@zackelfgurg20565 жыл бұрын
7:40 He's done with customizing his character at this point. 7 minutes and 40 seconds in
@kevinpissoff52724 жыл бұрын
Tutorial and FL shrine at 7:52 Lothric's Wall at 16:30
@HawkFire747 жыл бұрын
34:20 didn't even know there was a bonfire there lol
@remito78396 жыл бұрын
How much Ashen Estus do you need for Yhorm? The guy takes so little damage.
@coffindice8174 жыл бұрын
me and my friend recently started a pyromancy build Its not as strict as this one, but we use low tier weapons to make us use pyromancies more
@dreadcat32866 жыл бұрын
Can upgrade pyro glove though when you get the teacher man
@saltyssquadron7997 жыл бұрын
splash bandicoot
@natetuimaseve74267 жыл бұрын
Hey Lobos don't know if you know this but the deacons are affected by the alluring skulls which stops them attacking you for a bit just letting you know because it looked like you could have used that info for that fight.
@Jart-qe3om3 жыл бұрын
Some commentary is a bit much 😂 but I really really like the gameplay!! Thanks man 😄
@TheGirlInFandomWorld7 жыл бұрын
Dark Souls 3 Pyromancy = Dark Souls 1 Sorcery
@harpyeagle51077 жыл бұрын
Lmao everyone in chat was so bad at giving directions
@franzluggin3987 жыл бұрын
44:56 First time Siegmeyer's lecture about getting in over your head is actually on point: He carried Lobos so hard vs. that demon.
@chall-us6de6 жыл бұрын
*siegward
@Solaire676456 жыл бұрын
That pizza looked great
@Psycannalise7 жыл бұрын
THE PRIEST GUY VOICE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. HE HE HE. HE HEEEE
@Budzy4857 жыл бұрын
26:02 Pavarotti lives through Lobos
@jacklathey52232 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, somewhere on earth there is a human - unbeknownst to all of us - that looks more like your character than everyone else on the planet.
@kayn3x36 жыл бұрын
17:06 "You son of a dick!"
@specopspoptarts75257 жыл бұрын
Thin crust is to die for
@jaysonrichardson59027 жыл бұрын
All I wanted was to see his character with a beard.
@Jhunt5904 жыл бұрын
Sitting here at the end of 2020, and hearing boulder heave is terrible... It doesn't go far, but it is a lot of damage that is physical that you use in a pyromancy only run. Started another pyro run and while talking to friends I used the stray demon soul. Might just restart the run haha
@313soldier936 жыл бұрын
That Taco Bell joke was real funny
@OliB19927 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know where I can get that big Metal Mug?
@Drakeblood973 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize that Lobos was an opera singer
@efraincarrion18776 жыл бұрын
awesome walkthrought.
@abdulmuizjamalludin34637 жыл бұрын
I thought boulder heave only run and stormruler run done by distortion2, if im not mistaken...
@barlowjared6 жыл бұрын
That face... is hilarious!
@dowfreak76 жыл бұрын
Had hoped some variation of the "Pyromancy? Is that when you wanna have sex with pies?" puns would be presented, when everyone started spamming quotes and puns in chat.
@westy949227 жыл бұрын
did he stream this after ringed city was released?
@LennonnJohn7 жыл бұрын
Grey T read discription.
@TheAdrpepper7 жыл бұрын
Love how u have these British outbursts every so often lmao so funny
@SadokiSaji5 жыл бұрын
Why didnt you drop a firebomb and a homeward bone to the pickle pee on the crow nest
@damion199674 жыл бұрын
Are the early game bosses super easy then get carried away or what
@LincolnsDementure6 жыл бұрын
DONT YOU DARE SAY YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT KARLA!!!
@SadokiSaji5 жыл бұрын
Why didnt you take all the items you could of taken
@masitoo06 жыл бұрын
amazing how you "parry" with shield. U are skilled!
@rufusaurus74 жыл бұрын
how does he throw a fireball that far? mine won’t reach even if i’m a little over half way from his far throwing distance. is it because he has it in his right hand instead of his left like me?
@codybord22947 жыл бұрын
Looks like a great white shark.
@BIGhappyG337 жыл бұрын
I just thought of this and wanted to see what people who know the lore WAY better than me think. DS1 and 3 seem to be connected more concretely then 2. Could 2 be in the same world but a different continent, and neither knows of the other. It could add to the whole tragic meaningless existence angle. Since on both ends they have gods, great lords, dragons, and "chosen ones" working to "fix" the world but really they're just affecting their own land. So no matter how big the accomplishment or how far the consequences seem to reach, they're just a small speck working in what amounts to a fraction of all creation. (I haven't played the third game and have very little knowledge of its world or lore overall, and of 1 and 2 I know what I've been told or deduced through beating them a couple times but nothing too deep)
@BIGhappyG337 жыл бұрын
The more I think about it the more it dawns on me that it's more likely the games are in mostly the same place but with massive passage of time between them. Which is still really tragic.
@impactoftesseract64177 жыл бұрын
As far as I know, Drangleic is supposed to be on a different continent. Who knows, maybe Vendrick brought the curse upon his kingdom when he sailed the sea, pillaged the land of giants and took their Throne of Want.
@StinkyBlack17 жыл бұрын
from what i understand that also has alot to do with myusakis involvment in 1 and 3 but not 2.(however its spelled)
@phelanlawson83847 жыл бұрын
Ds2 is lifetimes after 1. Kingdoms have rise. and fallen naturally then hollowing started to happen and so vendrick tried to stop hollowing which he failed at. Now 3 is kinda fan servicey which is in part why it feel more like 1. However where as in 1 people were losing humanity and in 2 people were going hollow in 3 you're ash you're worse than a hollow and seen as such this means you're kindling in a sense. In all reality the differences and similarities can be summed up to what solaire said in 1 "Time is convoluted in lordran"
@heliosretro45456 жыл бұрын
Old comment, but it's actually the same place with much passage of time. Drangleic is around the same spot as Anor Londo, and in terms of the timeline the games do actually take place in the order they're made. It's why you find Drangleic Knights in the entrance to Anor Londo, as a hint towards this. It's also why Drangleic Castle was similar to the castle in Anor Londo.
@jeremyyuschock33007 жыл бұрын
Fireclutch, witches ring, swamp ring, lloyds ring and GG
@Supericegabriel7 жыл бұрын
2:00:12 HOLY SHIT!!!
@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson7 жыл бұрын
That nose could cut steel
@Aaron-dt9pu5 жыл бұрын
Looks a little silly that they just fall to their knees when they hit a shield. Weird
@Meta_Break4 жыл бұрын
7:33 We live in a society.
@vadenummela93537 жыл бұрын
Was this recorded on a ps4? The framedrops are R E A L I T Y
@phonyname53076 жыл бұрын
poison mist only run when
@deweylewey78207 жыл бұрын
Wow, Lubos got Shrekked by the greatwood. That's gotta be an alltime low.
@Giacon7 жыл бұрын
he's died to iudex gundyr multiple times in a run before, it was no healing but still, a schmuck could beat him without healing