Chris DiStefano Takes On English Culture And A Puerto Rican Girlfriend | JFL | LOL StandUp!

[@robert10197]

“umMMM you outta bounz stuupid” SKSKKDNFKFK I LOST IT

[@llMelonll]

“You outta bounds stupidddd”😂😂✋🏾😂😂

[@TheUFO619]

“I don’t know the game but you out, go home.” Love from NYC

[@IFeelSoTongueTied]

that's every girl ive dated from the bronx....

[@joshwettlin6670]

Miguel Armenta heard it the first time

[@miguelarias5000]

@@joshwettlin6670 and now you fickin read it m8 congratulations, you have played it thy self.

[@afinomusic]

"christopher,,,, o__o get rid of her" lmao

[@anointedi.q.akagnocchi3818]

Im not going to your haunted f***ing house lmaoooooooooooo

[@chloeleal8393]

Puerto Rican women as referees and THE ACCENT BRUHHHHHH

[@2011blueman]

The accident was Nuyorican, not Puerto Rican.

[@lizrivera389]

@@2011blueman yeah definitely

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolll nice

[@jaaayyperez]

“See you latauuu” 😂😂😂

[@Jamvi2009]

The accuracy 😂

[@georginaswinford1110]

As a Brit I can confirm this comedy set is... brilliant. 🇬🇧

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hahaha excellent comment

[@ludmillagutomo]

😂😂😂

[@elchichi]

bloody brilliant comment, mate!

[@310thesamson]

The part about his Dad had me in tears.

[@keatonscreations]

William Walker omg watch his 9/11 story- it’s all about his dad and it’s hilarious

[@excuseme1543]

Kay omg I just came from that video 💀💀💀 priceless

[@thenewworldnormal9840]

@@keatonscreations his 9/11 story is EPIC.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

that's right. 100% perfect

[@mclovnridez4842]

“CHRISTOPHER!!... get ridda her..” facxxxx🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💯

[@alexandercruz3796]

I almost peed myself when you described your Puerto Rican girlfriend. I'm a Puerto Rican male married to a Puerto Rican woman and you are not wrong. When my wife was expecting our first child she was particularly moody and there was a time when I was humming some song that she hated while I was in the shower. She kept yelling at me to stop but I carried on. Next thing I know, I hear the door unlocked and see a silhouette through the shower curtain. I kid you not I felt like I was in the shower scene from the "Psycho" movie. I screamed and she proceeded to beat me with a wooden recorder. I never hummed whatever I hummed that day ever again. Hell! I still can't remember what it was that I was humming from the concussion afterwards. 😂

[@lizrivera389]

😂😂

[@KrystalAlcaide]

Oh yeah we violent lol but y’all love it 😂😂

[@luishynes8794]

Man what the fuck

[@gemoftheocean]

A wooden recorder. Lol. Of all the things to get hit with.

[@agcacustoms2852]

@@gemoftheocean she couldn’t find the chancla or the leather belt. Those are the traditional puertorican weapons.

[@NamedForANightmare]

CHRISTOPHERRRR..... get rid of her. lmao

[@jeremycooper8599]

His imitation of his GF is freakin hilarious. The hand gestures and all. 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@jaysmith2151]

Look atThat homeless guy petting a dead ferret isn't that brilliant. LMFAO

[@baki2423]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sylvanafow1340]

"let's find a new word and regroup"

[@AllenH718]

Ok, this guy needs to blow up or get more mainstream work. Needs to go on some podcasts like Rogan or Segura's or tfatk

[@rygyrocks16]

AllenH718 he’s all over dude. Just do some googling. Sirius xm, Comedy Central, hbo all that shit.

[@CH-ml4rz]

He’s done Theo Von, Bert Kreischer aaaand Andrew Santino in the last two months. Its coming.

[@DekkarJr]

IMO he has been an underrated comedian for many years now.

[@BlackBullRising]

He was one of my favorites on Guy Code. Him and Adrew Schulz. I think he's been on Andrew's Podcast.

[@louisgraham9959]

Lol, in other words make the rounds on the white podcasts

[@boricua1593]

We are always watching! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

[@tychodancer]

Ok but that's my fetish.

[@ToiletDestroyerr]

5:05 "You outta bounds stupid" 😂🤣

[@bobdpa]

"let's pick a new word and regroup..." lmao!

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

His Puerto Rican accent was on point 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@yungmedusa]

Lmaooo as a Puerto Rican woman 10/10 can confirm this is accurate

[@2011blueman]

You're Nuyorican I'm guessing, not actually Puerto Rican.

[@yungmedusa]

Leggo My Ego i am “actually puerto rican” and anyone who is displaced from the island or throughout the diaspora is still puerto rican. full stop.

[@noelnegele6039]

You’re hot is what you are.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lmao fantastic

[@mayabrewer9942]

He ain’t lying about us Puerto Rican Women.

[@anthonyarmstrong5012]

Maya Brewer I know something about Puerto Rican women.....

[@ibmsst]

Anthony Armstrong they’re major putonas ask j-lo.

[@JeneeyO]

We know.

[@eddiesaninocencio6635]

Yeah you cut your man if you think he's cheating.

[@enlightenedapple]

You don’t like bjs?

[@Aoiichi]

I bet if he appears on " Hot Ones " he'll have no problem with hot sauces.... I can just hear the joke about " all the spice he gets at home "...

[@GodinSpace]

The spiciest thing Puerto Ricans eat is mayonnaise lol

[@THEPIELORD42]

@@GodinSpace they eat spices tho 👎

[@BP-or2iu]

Puerto Rican food is not spicy. Like at all.

[@averageadam5001]

Puerto Rican can't handle heat lol

[@GonzoSarge]

@@GodinSpace this guy knows

[@denniswaweru9340]

Lol...this dude is really afraid of his girlfriend😂😂

[@denniswaweru9340]

@Matthew Vanek haha..i wish i would if only I didnt live in Africa.

[@ibmsst]

Mexican spanish girls are hotter and more loyal than Puerto Rican.

[@FranciscoGonzalez-ob1hj]

ibmsst lmfaoooo said nobody with any good taste ever... nobody ever says damn I want a bad Mexican it’ just doesn’t happen. And I live in homestead, fl Mexican girls are nasty as shit and sleep around with their own guys friends like its no tommorow lol but there is a few Mexicans like the novela mexicana that can get it because 95% of mexican girls in the US are about from 2-6 on the “hot” scale

[@jonsamuels9245]

@Matthew Vanek everyone has a preference so he should've said "to him" kind of an immature statement

[@jonsamuels9245]

@@denniswaweru9340 Hey brother I'm African American guy who never Imagined being married 2 a Puerto Rican woman because I grew up around mostly African Americans but her and her family.......yea majority seems 2 have the qualities he talks about. Of course hes adding 4 comedic effect but not a whole lot 😅

[@taylorabrams238]

Laughed through the whole thing!

[@Djzen312]

taylor abrams same here. His Italian dad reminds me of Sebastian Maniscalco’s dad

[@contrerasmcr100]

You're pretty fucking hot Taylor....

[@lolgamez9171]

@@contrerasmcr100 chill bruh.

[@egyptjohnson8076]

"Gimme Ohl ya finest Meat n cheeses" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Egypt Johnson Me inside

[@coltonensley7523]

He was so good. This crowd blew for this outstanding performance honestly. Roasting that dude they should have been dying. I was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jbettencourt76]

Chris is f*cking great, fellow NYer totally gets his humor.

[@spaceo8568]

I really wish this guy the best. He's great.

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

Lmaooo Puerto Rican/Sicilian girl right here! He’s SO on point 💯🇵🇷😂

[@policeboy1288]

I swear he keeps on getting funnier with time like Whaaaaaaat?? 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Im dead bro

[@thenewworldnormal9840]

My mans is coked out af but he's still hilarious. 😂

[@estebanq.urkelthevxiith8495]

How you think he has all that energy for Zumbaa and😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Partheseus]

this was the only comment i've seen about it, the only thing i can focus on is how jittery he is lmao

[@mixflip]

This bit was awesome!

[@edhernandez8523]

"set"

[@killazeke23]

Damn I always thought he was corny on TV. But he’s funny af here

[@earlyandoften]

Ezekiel Lumbres he’s a great comic

[@joshwettlin6670]

Yea.. his stand-up is great.. he’s not awesome with conversation.. but I can def relate to his comedy

[@nikkijoose]

Beginning to watch more & more of Chris D. Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@rupertfergusson]

He nailed the “see you latah”.

[@JayYoonSH]

Walking in a walkathon, I could listen to him say that over and over again. That accent never fails to make me laugh.

[@JMH84]

Freaking HILARIOUS 😂 I’m PR and I know EXACTLY what he’s talking about. Lmao 😂

[@juliecortes8459]

He had me dyinggggg when he started talking about PuertoRican women eyyy

[@TP-rs5zl]

I liked this guy, he was so genuine that it hurts.

[@BreuckelensFinest]

I'm a Puerto Rican man & he is straight on point! Hahaha

[@mikepaul169]

I was eating a blueberry yogurt while I was watching this... it'll never be the same...

[@juanpalomar6999]

Saved it with the end joke. “Get rid of her” I lost it 🤣

[@twinvader]

I'm English, and this guy is brilliant.

[@Hymn43]

He had a killer closer there 🔥

[@lgsteelo2142]

His momma sounds str8 ⬆️ like an 🇮🇹 mom😂

[@rini8330]

Italian?

[@elisam.o9391]

Had a dream my bf cheated on me a few weeks ago and I still haven’t let it go 🇵🇷😂

[@usernamechecksout]

My cheeks hurt from so much laughing!

[@everberry51]

Lmaoo he’s too good at these accents 😂

[@lottalove2449]

Fank you fo' the lof, Chriss!

[@ARCHR221]

So good I had to rewatch IMMEDIATELY!

[@jmatt4life]

I love this guy!!! He’s a good bad boy!

[@dominiquelane9488]

As a Londoner I giggled when he spoke about the differences 😂 Also Liquor is a type of gravy here ‘Pie and mash with liquor’ 😍

[@rhowell5]

ON POINT!!! This cat knows the deal LMFAO!!!!!

[@ryankurtz5233]

How am I just now learning about Chris? Hes so awesome

[@twhitney101]

Just did the most ugly cough/snort laugh during this clip

[@nycdcva9795]

I love this dude. I’m cracking up about the PR women. Hahahahahhahahahahaha

[@DD-sq3mr]

he sso good. man im stoke tooo watch his come up. yung legend in the making!!!!!!

[@KrystalAlcaide]

I wish I can get offended being Puerto Rican but he’s right 😂

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolll great comment

[@MegaGamer456]

That ending was beaut!

[@eddiesaninocencio6635]

A Puerto Rican / Nuyorican girl as a referee? Just hear her anger and her accent.

[@cooltroop2]

This guy is fucking hilarious. "CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!... Get rid of her"

[@elliotskunk]

chris Destafano is my new faviroute comedian!!

[@renzoschraven]

"CHRISTOPH-ERrrrr!"

[@saraadair5446]

🤣💯 I was waiting for Maurica to be a special guest !!!

[@PapiEli2X]

Cried about his dad part 😂😂

[@kyleburns1340]

I've been hooked on this dude since I first saw him. How is this dude not everywhere doing everything

[@MRG978]

This guy is slept on. Wicked funny

[@jaydenperales9261]

Such a tough crowd smh I was dying😂

[@FinneySP]

His comedy just keeps getting better and more laced. Who am I to hate him cuz he’s a fucking dream boat

[@kalper99]

The accuracy 😂 I’m done.

[@christenr7365]

I’m crying!!!!!! Lmfao!!! Lick the microphone Chrissy you know you want to!!!! Hahahaha hahahaha

[@Aj007cool]

Now how do I send this to my gf so maybe she can get the message without arguing with me 🤔

[@bigmex8794]

Aj007cool not possible 😂😭👌🏾

[@FrankCastle-he8fl]

The Puerto Rican chick thing is so true

[@sahalanimation]

I'm feeling a really strong FUGGEDABOUDIT vibe with this dude

[@stuartporteous7762]

I'm English and that was brilliant 😂

[@UKLeonie]

True facts

[@elemmedina3044]

Hahahahaha cackling here!!! Hahahahaha lmfao. Between the acuracy of us puertoricans and his moms "get rid of her" hahahahaha almost craked a rib hahahahaha

[@adamhack3677]

That end punch line was awesome !!! I like when hot guys are funny too.

[@mikebobo5844]

The intersection joke is always his opener

[@ForgeMasterXXL]

Have to admit I love this guy.

[@lunapragma]

as a puerto rican woman i confirm all he has said

[@ManaFate321]

Forgot about him lol wasn't he on guy code?

[@brianda5793]

SwaggKingGaminghd I feel like I've seen him there too

[@MrFrunk1]

Yuuuup!! Him, Yannis and Andrew

[@danielmoshi6214]

Yup, that guy code crew is slowly turning to stars everywhere

[@rogerresendiz5624]

How many lines did he do before this? Either way funny af!

[@TonyBalls]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hahahaha Best stand-up on this channel, yet

[@mrbleak9873]

Chrissy Chaos bringing the fire!

[@prettyinpinky5937]

He’s so hot, oh my😊

[@zachsimon9475]

ZeeZee OnTop yeah but he can’t eat ass like I can

[@Lollita23]

He IS🙌

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Yesssssss ☺️🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@hesitatenothing]

so now i cant wait to go to PR LOL

[@claychapman5688]

how many times has he done this set because i literally watched a different video in the the same day of him and he had the exact same set both times

[@Lunette-v9i]

Right now there are 499 comments, and I want to see it become 500 so this is why I’m commenting, no other reason

[@LOLStandup]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@alp9321]

This guy is hillarous..First time ever heard him today!!

[@georgeramon5737]

i love this guy

[@brownstonecustomcabinetry5309]

Killed it !

[@GRACELINE259]

This faka is the real deal. Hes always funny n his accents r legit🤣

[@J-Rod91]

“CHRISTOPHER........... GET RID OF HER!” I legit nearly shit myself I was laughing so hard! 😆😂🤣 Ironic because I think my mom would react the same way.... Actually my mom found out my girlfriend was pregnant WAY before we planned on telling her. I still lived at home because I had just turned 18. My girlfriend and I, well..... we knew she was pregnant so....... when we would fool around obviously we wouldn’t bother with buying condoms. My girlfriend LOVED the feeling at the end. Well one day we were about to fool around but I wanted to make sure no one was home. I searched the house and we were clear to be as loud as we wanted. My mom had told me she was going to my grandparents house earlier and that she would be there for a while. So me and my girlfriend were going at it....... HARD AND LOUD! Well the “finale” CAME and she was yelling that she wanted it....... like, not gonna be too graphic, “Yeah, c*m in my p***y!” We finished laid there a while. Then I got up to go to the bathroom and make sure we were still good. I checked the house again and it was still empty. Well a few months later we decided it was time to tell my mom. I walked into the living room and my mom was sitting on the couch. I approached her and said “Mom, I have something I need to tell you.” She looked at me and before I could say another word, with a straight face, she said “Your girlfriend is pregnant!” I was, obviously, surprised. I asked her “How did you know?” Again straight faced she said “I forgot my phone one day.” I was confused at first. I asked what she meant. She said that she had gotten half way to my grandparent’s house and realized she left her cell phone at home so she turned around to get it. She came in the house to get it and walked in RIGHT AS MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WERE FINISHING HAVING SEX! So she heard EXACTLY what my girlfriend was yelling! So she grabbed her phone and left quickly and quietly! I was so embarrassed! But my mom is cool and supportive. I mean at least I was 18, almost 19 when he was born. My oldest sister had gotten pregnant even younger. She had just turned 16 when she gave birth to her daughter.

[@ergys8836]

His father is a legend

[@Kate-t9g]

Your fckn haunted house 😂😂😂

[@tinog1257]

I love this fucking dude. ❤️ 😂 3:14

[@xiomara5147]

Lmao! I’d tell my son the same thing! 😂

[@chloeleal8393]

he’s so funny I don’t even care that he said Spanish when he meant Hispanic

[@johnDoe-yt4bx]

Nyc slang get over it.

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

john Doe No it’s not. It’s just plain old American ignorance

[@johnDoe-yt4bx]

@@tiffanymarieelizabeth no it isn't. No one is confusing latin americans with Spaniards, it's actually the other way around. No matter how blonde they are or blue their eyes are as soon as they speak spanish they get called mexican. Anglos aren't really concerned with Spain like that.

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

john Doe Exactly, it’s ignorant to assume every Spanish speaker in the world is Mexican when Spanish comes from Spain.

[@BanditoBurrito]

Videomagnet06 Thanks for saving the day, self-hating, liberal white girl. You’ve done it again. Here’s a golf clap for your epic progressivism.

[@bokarras6118]

Chris you're a funny dude! Nice set!

[@drew4054]

Great set

[@daysiaaaaaaaaaa]

He is hilarious lmao