Chris DiStefano Takes On English Culture And A Puerto Rican Girlfriend | JFL | LOL StandUp!

Chris DiStefano had a major culture shock when he left Brooklyn for the first time to travel to England. He finds humor in dealing with the difference between American and English culture. Chris also shares what life is like with his new baby and Puerto Rican girlfriend.
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[@robert10197]

“umMMM you outta bounz stuupid” SKSKKDNFKFK I LOST IT

[@TheUFO619]

“I don’t know the game but you out, go home.” Love from NYC

[@IFeelSoTongueTied]

that's every girl ive dated from the bronx....

[@joshwettlin6670]

Miguel Armenta heard it the first time

[@miguelarias5000]

@@joshwettlin6670 and now you fickin read it m8 congratulations, you have played it thy self.

[@llMelonll]

“You outta bounds stupidddd”😂😂✋🏾😂😂

[@anointedi.q.akagnocchi3818]

Im not going to your haunted f***ing house lmaoooooooooooo

[@afinomusic]

"christopher,,,, o__o get rid of her" lmao

[@chloeleal8393]

Puerto Rican women as referees and THE ACCENT BRUHHHHHH

[@2011blueman]

The accident was Nuyorican, not Puerto Rican.

[@lizrivera389]

@@2011blueman yeah definitely

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolll nice

[@jaaayyperez]

“See you latauuu” 😂😂😂

[@Jamvi2009]

The accuracy 😂

[@alexandercruz3796]

I almost peed myself when you described your Puerto Rican girlfriend. I'm a Puerto Rican male married to a Puerto Rican woman and you are not wrong. When my wife was expecting our first child she was particularly moody and there was a time when I was humming some song that she hated while I was in the shower. She kept yelling at me to stop but I carried on. Next thing I know, I hear the door unlocked and see a silhouette through the shower curtain. I kid you not I felt like I was in the shower scene from the "Psycho" movie. I screamed and she proceeded to beat me with a wooden recorder. I never hummed whatever I hummed that day ever again. Hell! I still can't remember what it was that I was humming from the concussion afterwards. 😂

[@lizrivera389]

😂😂

[@KrystalAlcaide]

Oh yeah we violent lol but y’all love it 😂😂

[@luishynes8794]

Man what the fuck

[@gemoftheocean]

A wooden recorder. Lol. Of all the things to get hit with.

[@agcacustoms2852]

@@gemoftheocean she couldn’t find the chancla or the leather belt. Those are the traditional puertorican weapons.

[@georginaswinford1110]

As a Brit I can confirm this comedy set is... brilliant. 🇬🇧

[@DannySullivanMusic]

hahaha excellent comment

[@ludmillagutomo]

😂😂😂

[@elchichi]

bloody brilliant comment, mate!

[@310thesamson]

The part about his Dad had me in tears.

[@keatonscreations]

William Walker omg watch his 9/11 story- it’s all about his dad and it’s hilarious

[@excuseme1543]

Kay omg I just came from that video 💀💀💀 priceless

[@thenewworldnormal9840]

@@keatonscreations his 9/11 story is EPIC.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

that's right. 100% perfect

[@NamedForANightmare]

CHRISTOPHERRRR..... get rid of her. lmao

[@AllenH718]

Ok, this guy needs to blow up or get more mainstream work. Needs to go on some podcasts like Rogan or Segura's or tfatk

[@rygyrocks16]

AllenH718 he’s all over dude. Just do some googling. Sirius xm, Comedy Central, hbo all that shit.

[@CH-ml4rz]

He’s done Theo Von, Bert Kreischer aaaand Andrew Santino in the last two months. Its coming.

[@DekkarJr]

IMO he has been an underrated comedian for many years now.

[@BlackBullRising]

He was one of my favorites on Guy Code. Him and Adrew Schulz. I think he's been on Andrew's Podcast.

[@louisgraham9959]

Lol, in other words make the rounds on the white podcasts

[@mclovnridez4842]

“CHRISTOPHER!!... get ridda her..” facxxxx🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💯

[@mayabrewer9942]

He ain’t lying about us Puerto Rican Women.

[@anthonyarmstrong5012]

Maya Brewer I know something about Puerto Rican women.....

[@ibmsst]

Anthony Armstrong they’re major putonas ask j-lo.

[@JeneeyO]

We know.

[@eddiesaninocencio6635]

Yeah you cut your man if you think he's cheating.

[@enlightenedapple]

You don’t like bjs?

[@Aoiichi]

I bet if he appears on " Hot Ones " he'll have no problem with hot sauces.... I can just hear the joke about " all the spice he gets at home "...

[@GodinSpace]

The spiciest thing Puerto Ricans eat is mayonnaise lol

[@THEPIELORD42]

@@GodinSpace they eat spices tho 👎

[@BP-or2iu]

Puerto Rican food is not spicy. Like at all.

[@averageadam5001]

Puerto Rican can't handle heat lol

[@GonzoSarge]

@@GodinSpace this guy knows

[@jaysmith2151]

Look atThat homeless guy petting a dead ferret isn't that brilliant. LMFAO

[@baki2423]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sylvanafow1340]

"let's find a new word and regroup"

[@yungmedusa]

Lmaooo as a Puerto Rican woman 10/10 can confirm this is accurate

[@2011blueman]

You're Nuyorican I'm guessing, not actually Puerto Rican.

[@yungmedusa]

Leggo My Ego i am “actually puerto rican” and anyone who is displaced from the island or throughout the diaspora is still puerto rican. full stop.

[@noelnegele6039]

You’re hot is what you are.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lmao fantastic

[@ToiletDestroyerr]

5:05 "You outta bounds stupid" 😂🤣

[@jeremycooper8599]

His imitation of his GF is freakin hilarious. The hand gestures and all. 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@boricua1593]

We are always watching! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

[@tychodancer]

Ok but that's my fetish.

[@Myunsolicitedthoughts]

His Puerto Rican accent was on point 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@denniswaweru9340]

Lol...this dude is really afraid of his girlfriend😂😂

[@denniswaweru9340]

@Matthew Vanek haha..i wish i would if only I didnt live in Africa.

[@ibmsst]

Mexican spanish girls are hotter and more loyal than Puerto Rican.

[@FranciscoGonzalez-ob1hj]

ibmsst lmfaoooo said nobody with any good taste ever... nobody ever says damn I want a bad Mexican it’ just doesn’t happen. And I live in homestead, fl Mexican girls are nasty as shit and sleep around with their own guys friends like its no tommorow lol but there is a few Mexicans like the novela mexicana that can get it because 95% of mexican girls in the US are about from 2-6 on the “hot” scale

[@jonsamuels9245]

@Matthew Vanek everyone has a preference so he should've said "to him" kind of an immature statement

[@jonsamuels9245]

@@denniswaweru9340 Hey brother I'm African American guy who never Imagined being married 2 a Puerto Rican woman because I grew up around mostly African Americans but her and her family.......yea majority seems 2 have the qualities he talks about. Of course hes adding 4 comedic effect but not a whole lot 😅

[@coltonensley7523]

He was so good. This crowd blew for this outstanding performance honestly. Roasting that dude they should have been dying. I was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@egyptjohnson8076]

"Gimme Ohl ya finest Meat n cheeses" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@MalloryNewcomb]

Egypt Johnson Me inside

[@bobdpa]

"let's pick a new word and regroup..." lmao!

[@taylorabrams238]

Laughed through the whole thing!

[@Djzen312]

taylor abrams same here. His Italian dad reminds me of Sebastian Maniscalco’s dad

[@contrerasmcr100]

You're pretty fucking hot Taylor....

[@lolgamez9171]

@@contrerasmcr100 chill bruh.

[@thenewworldnormal9840]

My mans is coked out af but he's still hilarious. 😂

[@estebanq.urkelthevxiith8495]

How you think he has all that energy for Zumbaa and😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Partheseus]

this was the only comment i've seen about it, the only thing i can focus on is how jittery he is lmao

[@policeboy1288]

I swear he keeps on getting funnier with time like Whaaaaaaat?? 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Im dead bro

[@jbettencourt76]

Chris is f*cking great, fellow NYer totally gets his humor.

[@killazeke23]

Damn I always thought he was corny on TV. But he’s funny af here

[@earlyandoften]

Ezekiel Lumbres he’s a great comic

[@joshwettlin6670]

Yea.. his stand-up is great.. he’s not awesome with conversation.. but I can def relate to his comedy

[@lgsteelo2142]

His momma sounds str8 ⬆️ like an 🇮🇹 mom😂

[@rini8330]

Italian?

[@julianaespezido-lewis4604]

Lmaooo Puerto Rican/Sicilian girl right here! He’s SO on point 💯🇵🇷😂

[@DD-sq3mr]

he sso good. man im stoke tooo watch his come up. yung legend in the making!!!!!!

[@elisam.o9391]

Had a dream my bf cheated on me a few weeks ago and I still haven’t let it go 🇵🇷😂

[@JMH84]

Freaking HILARIOUS 😂 I’m PR and I know EXACTLY what he’s talking about. Lmao 😂

[@mikepaul169]

I was eating a blueberry yogurt while I was watching this... it'll never be the same...

[@JayYoonSH]

Walking in a walkathon, I could listen to him say that over and over again. That accent never fails to make me laugh.

[@nikkijoose]

Beginning to watch more & more of Chris D. Can’t stop laughing 😂

[@spaceo8568]

I really wish this guy the best. He's great.

[@renzoschraven]

"CHRISTOPH-ERrrrr!"

[@ARCHR221]

So good I had to rewatch IMMEDIATELY!

[@juliecortes8459]

He had me dyinggggg when he started talking about PuertoRican women eyyy

[@BreuckelensFinest]

I'm a Puerto Rican man & he is straight on point! Hahaha

[@usernamechecksout]

My cheeks hurt from so much laughing!

[@jmatt4life]

I love this guy!!! He’s a good bad boy!

[@twinvader]

I'm English, and this guy is brilliant.

[@TP-rs5zl]

I liked this guy, he was so genuine that it hurts.

[@twhitney101]

Just did the most ugly cough/snort laugh during this clip

[@ryankurtz5233]

How am I just now learning about Chris? Hes so awesome

[@TonyBalls]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hahahaha Best stand-up on this channel, yet

[@everberry51]

Lmaoo he’s too good at these accents 😂

[@AS-gq8ju]

5:58 look at the way she's looking at him. Homeboy going back alone 😂

[@dominiquelane9488]

As a Londoner I giggled when he spoke about the differences 😂 Also Liquor is a type of gravy here ‘Pie and mash with liquor’ 😍

[@KrystalAlcaide]

I wish I can get offended being Puerto Rican but he’s right 😂

[@DannySullivanMusic]

lolll great comment

[@Hymn43]

He had a killer closer there 🔥

[@lottalove2449]

Fank you fo' the lof, Chriss!

[@MegaGamer456]

That ending was beaut!

[@saraadair5446]

🤣💯 I was waiting for Maurica to be a special guest !!!

[@mixflip]

This bit was awesome!

[@edhernandez8523]

"set"

[@rhowell5]

ON POINT!!! This cat knows the deal LMFAO!!!!!

[@wonderwinder1]

He nailed the “see you latah”.

[@brownstonecustomcabinetry5309]

Killed it !

[@juanpalomar6999]

Saved it with the end joke. “Get rid of her” I lost it 🤣

[@xiomara5147]

Lmao! I’d tell my son the same thing! 😂

[@Aj007cool]

Now how do I send this to my gf so maybe she can get the message without arguing with me 🤔

[@bigmex8794]

Aj007cool not possible 😂😭👌🏾

[@PapiEli2X]

Cried about his dad part 😂😂

[@jaydenperales9261]

Such a tough crowd smh I was dying😂

[@hesitatenothing]

so now i cant wait to go to PR LOL

[@AroundDurban]

Amazing!!

[@eddiesaninocencio6635]

A Puerto Rican / Nuyorican girl as a referee? Just hear her anger and her accent.

[@lunapragma]

as a puerto rican woman i confirm all he has said

[@kyleburns1340]

I've been hooked on this dude since I first saw him. How is this dude not everywhere doing everything

[@daysiaaaaaaaaaa]

He is hilarious lmao

[@elliotskunk]

chris Destafano is my new faviroute comedian!!

[@sahalanimation]

I'm feeling a really strong FUGGEDABOUDIT vibe with this dude

[@drew4054]

Great set

[@rogerresendiz5624]

How many lines did he do before this? Either way funny af!

[@GRACELINE259]

This faka is the real deal. Hes always funny n his accents r legit🤣

[@christenr7365]

I’m crying!!!!!! Lmfao!!! Lick the microphone Chrissy you know you want to!!!! Hahahaha hahahaha

[@cooltroop2]

This guy is fucking hilarious. "CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!... Get rid of her"

[@georgeramon5737]

i love this guy

[@alp9321]

This guy is hillarous..First time ever heard him today!!

[@MrSatantheSinner]

Great ending!

[@chloeleal8393]

he’s so funny I don’t even care that he said Spanish when he meant Hispanic

[@johnDoe-yt4bx]

Nyc slang get over it.

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

john Doe No it’s not. It’s just plain old American ignorance

[@johnDoe-yt4bx]

@@tiffanymarieelizabeth no it isn't. No one is confusing latin americans with Spaniards, it's actually the other way around. No matter how blonde they are or blue their eyes are as soon as they speak spanish they get called mexican. Anglos aren't really concerned with Spain like that.

[@tiffanymarieelizabeth]

john Doe Exactly, it’s ignorant to assume every Spanish speaker in the world is Mexican when Spanish comes from Spain.

[@BanditoBurrito]

Videomagnet06 Thanks for saving the day, self-hating, liberal white girl. You’ve done it again. Here’s a golf clap for your epic progressivism.

[@claychapman5688]

how many times has he done this set because i literally watched a different video in the the same day of him and he had the exact same set both times

[@mikebobo5844]

The intersection joke is always his opener

[@MRG978]

This guy is slept on. Wicked funny

[@fernandosalazar1011]

Hidden gem😂😂lol

[@kalper99]

The accuracy 😂 I’m done.

[@danacarter5313]

First time seeing him. He's very funny!

[@ricky99la]

This guy is legit really funny.

[@ibmsst]

3:12 😂

[@elemmedina3044]

Hahahahaha cackling here!!! Hahahahaha lmfao. Between the acuracy of us puertoricans and his moms "get rid of her" hahahahaha almost craked a rib hahahahaha

[@natalye7765]

I want to hear what else this guy has , good stuff 👌

[@KJOokami]

Dude at 2:24 got a shirt with all the fire starters from Pokemon. :D

[@metfan099]

- KJOokami - nice catch! Cynaquil is the best!!!

[@jerseyltd]

🤣🤣🤣love this guy

[@prettyinpinky5937]

He’s so hot, oh my😊

[@zachsimon9475]

ZeeZee OnTop yeah but he can’t eat ass like I can

[@Lollita23]

He IS🙌

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

Yesssssss ☺️🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@shayeagain]

Wow this is great! And he cute af

[@ForgeMasterXXL]

Have to admit I love this guy.

[@Beer-can_full_of_toes]

Tears

[@nicholaijones]

chris slays