How Chris Distefano Met "Her"

[@speaklife20]

Theo is killing Chris’ story mode flow. I like Theo

[@2cool4you27]

I love his honesty with her and himself, he was afraid but thats what it is to be brave!

[@marcernest3165]

I bet you're a girl for sure

[@kingleeland5122]

The greatest love story ever told… Movies will be made.

[@Meeessh]

🤞

[@AirWindFire]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TombRaider666]

😂😂😂😂

[@dakotathacker3821]

I have felt this. She accepted me. I always felt this with her from the first second i saw her. She left me. I still feel it 6 years later the exact same way it felt the first second alone again. Even just seeing her written name. Its the worst thing in the world. I genuinely do not believe I will ever feel that for another person. I hope I do, and I hope its with someone who does what she did to and for me that i get to marry. But I'm not holding my breath. At least she set a high standard in me because I was a total manwhore, hedonistic self-destructive, shallow, vapid NPC shell of a man before her. She didnt even mean to; it happened naturally in me but because of her nonetheless. She made me better and built me up, but she took every iota of the being inside me when she left. She didn't mean to do that either; it was inevitable. I didn't know real heartbreak until she left. I didn't know how empty a human could be made. But I guess that's because before her, I never knew what it felt like or meant to be filled and fulfilled. But she didn't mean to. RIP my beautiful daughter.

[@VLE-Grimace]

Wow, that ending really fucked me up

[@marcernest3165]

Damn bruh jesus

[@fatshady8627]

may love find you again. i’m sure she’s in a good palce

[@avataraarow]

Holy shot wait did you lose your daughter? I was about to say I related until that part. Can’t even imagine that pain, hope you’re doing okay

[@iTammy]

Me 2! 😳

[@matthewmc4363]

“It’s psychotic, that’s how I live my life.” Distefeno. Right on brother.

[@johnboy4955]

Theos face when he says Italian bdsm like it's a regular conversation for him 🤣😂

[@katiusca6562]

“We’re all connected through Mark Zukerberg. The god”🤣🤣

[@dakotalenzi7630]

This behavior is how you know Chris is actually legitimately entirely German and not even slightly Italian hahaha

[@steviemac2681]

No chill 😂

[@audhumbla6927]

very true haha

[@Flips44]

Why? What are Germans like

[@moruera6125]

he is 50/50

[@seanhackes1456]

When Theo Von said, "Volleyball playing too" when adding to a description of an Italian mobster just sent me....

[@baddcheeta.]

Chrissy D knows exactly who he is and is damn proud of it. Totally living for this energy .. Theo just makes everything sound funnier LOL

[@Inked_Latina13]

I would love to hear this story from her standpoint 😄

[@LNatureblush]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@arminvanbuuren883]

Stg there's no comedian better than Theo. The way he just elevates every conversation is one of s kind

[@FlexinPythons]

I’m high and it got real deep when he explained leveling the playing field lmfao

[@ISntonioV]

Bro wasn’t lying.. The girl he’s talking about is freaking gorgeous 🥵 Hats off to him for going for it and making it happen😂

[@Christian_counsel]

“She got no pinkies and she hides them”😂😂😂😂 I don’t think most people caught that. I don’t think he meant it either. He just meant. She hides that she has no pinkies but it sounded funny

[@LNatureblush]

😂😂😂😂

[@TheOffcialElonMusk]

Had to turn off the podcast, seemed like this crazy story would never end.

[@hermesplatinum8243]

“i feel like i’m in a uber x with no brakes right now” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Thedelilah]

The love story went from super cute to super weird…

[@mikpiotto]

Bro they're married so... no

[@Thedelilah]

@@mikpiotto marriage doesn’t make it not weird. That’s the problem with you men. Go away, dirty

[@markshinkle7462]

“Buy a vowel” lol dude. So funny cause you can’t tell it’s a joke or just normal conversation

[@CymaticEarth]

Theo could make a sloth laugh I swear

[@2112jp]

That was so random, I couldn’t stop laughing

[@timetowakeup6302]

We are more often frightened than hurt, and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

I think Theo wished he had a time machine halfway through the story. So he could get his question back.

[@kingsleyizuagbe8095]

Haha, godamn I miss Norm.

[@AdityaGuitar1]

I think he was lost in Chris's hypnotic gaze..

[@unmaskscience111]

A man will fall on his knees for the woman that takes his heart. Best decision he ever made

[@davetells1868]

Love your vides theo, but let them peoples talk bro 🕺🏽

[@LOADING...o.o.o]

Theo’s comments make his story better. 😅😂

[@everything...interesting]

Chrissy Chaos bringin the heat

[@christianhenson6924]

The idea of his daughter watching this someday 😂

[@davienadams9446]

You don't meet too many that you have an instant connection at first sight.

[@HeyImGeorge]

Bro I know this story is kinda sweet but I also hate this story, everything about it is awful lol both Chris and his wife seem insane but I guess that works great aha

[@MacBaza]

@3:30 An "Italian BDSM" sounds like a sub I can get from John's Jimmy. @4:30 that story took a turn, unlike his car after that night. @5:45 it's called being a liar @10:10 psycho actions. The type to kill your ex and new bf behavior

[@baddcheeta.]

"I gotta get home to my Chlamydia" LMFAO!

[@DaKillaCroc859]

So I guess Silver linings Playbook is based on a true story

[@Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow]

he needs to marry that poor girl. what a putz.

[@soniavejar1]

She is beautiful. I saw her on the podcast and fell in love too. Lol

[@ThePhoenixTransform]

Love how he owns his crazy

[@tommythompson3189]

"Feel like Im in a UberX with no Breaks" ... HAHAHAHAH

[@Jayf0459]

Legendary story.

[@justjess6753]

The "One" and "soulmate" is an under-rated concept. Not sure why everyone keeps shitting on this idea... they have existed previously- so what makes everyone so confident that it won't happen? Where is your evidence?

[@undertaker2199]

You need to get Tyler Cassidy on your pod cast

[@Sublime_37]

“It’s almost like you gotta to buy a vowel,” - Theo Von, who actually sounds low key jealous, lol. Even though it’s somewhat psychotic, it’s one of the best love stories I’ve heard. Sadly, women today have gone so far off the mark, that men have to be this forward. I know my husband needed to be direct, as even I had no clue he was interested. 🙏🏽

[@gracescott6951]

“It’s almost like you gotta buy a vowel or something”

[@raymondborchik2377]

This is the type of love I need 😆😅

[@arialdenit4135]

Why doesn’t he let him finish his sentence. He just interrupts and adds a story… I can’t stand that about people.

[@NexusCapital]

Now this is JesterMaxxing.

[@paulharris5061]

There is Chris "...you know what I mean?" and then Theo "Kinda" (As he looks down and scratches his head)

[@helderman1212]

Incredible

[@dannusmk1578]

Bachata is Dominican. Puerto Rican is Salsa….Chris I’m sure you now know that LOL.

[@tylerdowd]

> eats Dominos > *Italian BDSM*

[@MemesOverOutrage]

😂😂😂love this

[@BlightedSnky]

Gotta do anything for the woman of your dreams

[@davienadams9446]

Like a sloth 😂

[@benjaminclark7661]

I feel like I’m in an Uber x with no brakes 😂

[@narrowpath1554]

This is a story about lust. Chasing a girl around for sex and wanting to impregnate her out of insecurity. Someone tell me how that’s love.

[@rmmm6725]

That’s life

[@narrowpath1554]

@@rmmm6725 maybe for you

[@rmmm6725]

@@narrowpath1554 maybe for 99.9 percent of the population you knob

[@narrowpath1554]

@@rmmm6725 is that how you justify what is right and wrong? Or what holds value to you? Do you live your life based on whether or not the masses are doing it?

[@gofish7388]

Yeah it's pretty weird, but it's not my life so I can't judge.

[@seanhope734]

What a f-in story !!

[@richardforbes943]

I do get where hes coming from those latino women sooo hot man like drop dead gorgeous. Even like my Puerto Rican cousins Im like my god they are beautiful young ladies.

[@SIMUL4CR4]

Food = Italian BDSM Underrated call.

[@AngelLopez-yr2xg]

The S bomb 🤣

[@holdencommodorehsv]

Classic sigma move 👏

[@alesalas1181]

Wtf is theo saying and thinking, jesus, he comes out with the craziest shit, when im trying to listen to chrissy

[@LiveAtEs]

Megan Fox has toe thumbs bro the lord evens things out sometimes, but it still doesn’t matter. Now the only thing that doesn’t attract me about her is her taste in men

[@christopherreynolds9254]

Real weirdo stalker stuff. 1. It’s like he’s never been outside and experienced reality before and has only ever watched movies. 2. She tried to politely palm him off so many times. 3. Also he didn’t think , ‘you have a son, but you’re out drinking in a bar with your bartender friend… okay’ 4. ‘I want to be your son’s stepdad’, said to a person he has never met WTF 5. Decides he wants to impregnate her ASAP 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ She must be absolutely crazy

[@M_mcin]

Late night video uploads! Whoo hoo!

[@TheNeighborNicky]

or is it early morning 🤔

[@uriahturd9695]

i dont know who that guy is but im getting some chris watts vibes. be careful little rican lady...

[@ripadolphthorntonjr.2943]

I hate that I did this exact same thing LMFAO 💔🤣

[@kamikaze4132]

This is the most hilariously honest shit I've ever heard!

[@TwiceBaked2]

Lol this is sad. Went full simp for a single mom that rides the bus. Dudes will wife up anything. She didn’t even show interest until he took her backstage to a horrible fat joe concert.🤣🤣

[@Rosie_bxbyy]

It’s a teeny weeny bit spooky that he planned to get her pregnant.. I really love Chris and I’m not trying to be that person but id be so mad if someone purposely did that to me 9:57

[@jeeperzcreeperzz]

"Shes Almost like a sloth"

[@nikolavanzettiteslasacco4991]

Holy cow! This type of behavior is dangerous, he doesn't care how he bring any child into this world😱. But there are people like in the world.

[@rociolahere6637]

😔

[@greeneggs16]

Uber x without brakes hahaha

[@artsashanicole4317]

🥰

[@tomdungley1214]

Theo is absolutely gacked on yack at this point. Bet a bunch of sober podcasters don’t bring up sobriety anymore unless it’s about breaking it. I mean I don’t give a shit just want people to be real

[@federicowicho8802]

You’ve never done blow have you?

[@jayrjrjayrjr822]

I need to see how “Her” looks?

[@brandonvass]

Like like

[@ethanz3837]

That was not nearly as wholesome as I thought it would be

[@namasteanightmare]

Did she know he was trying?

[@bryankburrs]

Theo , let your guest talk …

[@soq2u]

Theo is ruining this interview

[@CSDonohue11]

DNA 🧬 Tests Due

[@luckylarry88]

Girls play those games I know they're not worth it.

[@masoncraddock7592]

wyd nick 👀👀👀

[@jadelee6555]

I'm going to use the phrase "Italian BDSM" on a daily basis now

[@mhxxd4]

Kinda

[@MrJerry160]

Imagine dating with sex before marriage and not lusting after a woman and impregnating her after 1 month of meeting her.

[@b1ackic3]

Imagine being 30 and getting girls with kids. L Chris. If he went to P. R. or where she is from he could get single women no kids n hotter.

[@APOC_USMC]

Too true. Simps gon’ simp

[@b1ackic3]

@@APOC_USMC Idk, raising someone else's kids is something I'd never do lol

[@jillmarie180]

Talking heads 🤔

[@vintagepipesnightmares]

She is not that beautiful. You crazy!

[@dannusmk1578]

Horrible host. Stop interrupting you guest!

[@Archer-hg9rw]

So she's a liar and a clout digger interesting continue

[@LiterallyGod]

Destefano is a sellout

[@HouseOfHuelle]

How

[@LiterallyGod]

@@HouseOfHuelle he abandoned the greek dude

[@st.francisanddr.pepper1304]

This was so boring.

[@rmmm6725]

She’s ok, when all done up she looks pretty good but she’s a 7 at best without the makeup. Pretty good for him though dude is a walking human pp

[@shtdaprdtr]

Sounds like a sucker to me...he got played now he's gonna pay