Jokes are dying

[@LaGuardiaCross]

*'TRIGGERED'* now has all 6 infinity stones.

[@dryeyes3453]

Underrated comment

[@legendarysam3658]

You also need one more Because there are six of them

[@walterjones3971]

Noooooo

[@LaGuardiaCross]

@@legendarysam3658 🤦🏾‍♂️ now edited

[@RezidueWithaZ]

best comment on the internet by far

[@FBI-df5cl]

_Only 90s kids remember: "I'm going home"_

[@animemangaluv13]

RIP

[@B-B-Bentles]

I'm here with u

[@DbleWideSurprise]

Damn this is true.

[@methodology8]

Go catch people trying to touch their waifu chans

[@FBI-df5cl]

@Takbir Jihadi cuz i'm the fuckin FBI

[@TheNBAFreak]

_Can't wait for Twitter to get mad about this one 💀_

[@anthoonius_gabagoolius]

@@Scoring57 quit crying

[@One-Punch_Man]

First time I've seen an italics emoji, didn't even know shit was possible

[@Scoring57]

@@anthoonius_gabagoolius Only ones "crying" here are the ones bitching about "PC" and people not putting up with stupid shit they might say.

[@thundergod9696]

Scoring57 isn't calling him a negro racist?

[@DaxWolf777]

@@reynaldoponce3645 I'm black and I think this dude is stupid too

[@lindor2948]

Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.

[@chrisott1421]

Underrated

[@thebombspayloadisexposed]

Jesus fucking christ, this is such good shit!

[@Papi_21]

This is getting too dark now 😅😂

[@rh9991]

Love that lmaoooo

[@alexsandravitch333]

OMG, Underrated, I should make another accounts and like your comment

[@DarionIvy]

“I have Stage 6 PC. Political correctness. It’s like AIDS, times 50” Wtf have you been doing Jokes

[@poopa854]

Pc aids

[@Vrun658]

Darion I “How high are you on jokes?” “Yes.”

[@AyoSomeAsshole]

He's been getting fucked by SJWs dude.

[@stephenoliveau]

that college pussy man...

[@therealyoda2483]

Couldn't even quote it right

[@Zusse]

Oh my god ain’t this video just spilling truth

[@sierrad6771]

Bruh this is spitting the truth right in everyone's face

[@wearealwayswatchingoutfory4919]

R.i.p jokes😥😥

[@PokemonSpriteZero]

soundcloud.com/dukehendrix/first-take

[@KandiBabyy]

Right?!?! 😂

[@Jah-Bls1]

Lol i remember "Truth". He use to be real with everyone 😭😂

[@CombatUncut]

This has to be the best comment section ever. So much good energy.

[@JadetheGoober]

This comment was after a joke about throwing babies into a wall and i think that’s hilarious

[@elijahhood7788]

This is the only channel I actually read the comments for 😂😂😂

[@ImAHamsterDude]

The video legit summed up memes from like 2017 till now

[@kenshiro5013]

@Ben Tennyson because you have ben ten as your username and pfp

[@jeedyhyay]

Shut up

[@parad1se129]

*Women gets unwanted pregnancy* Woman: OMG, my moms gonna kill me Fetus: LOL, same

[@TheBoxingNinja]

I've been scrolling through these comments for over 20 minutes and this is by far the most original I've seen. And it's super funny.

[@jadediris6039]

How did this one get lost in the comments 🤣

[@krishcshah]

Dark fucking humor!

[@david50x84]

That's going a bit far

[@TheBoxingNinja]

@@david50x84 I think it's appropriate.

[@Vinzy]

year 2050 Kid:Dad whats a joke? Dad:nothing kid,nothing...

[@RedprintBobcat]

i cri

[@dzaenkireolm]

More like.. Kid : what's a joke dad? Dad : *slaps * where did you learn that word from, i raise you better than that get out of my house. Kid : but dad.. Dad : I am not your dad! Kid : dad.. Dad : I AM NOT YOUR DAD!! Kid : daddy.. Dad : I. AM. NOT. YOUR. DADDY!!

[@randomthings6977]

Kid: Dies a little

[@cookiebaker2660]

There won't be any dads in 2050 smh

[@TheAyreHead]

I AM NOT YOUR DAD!

[@chipolata577]

The picture of Griffy on the wall is a masterpiece

[@PokemonSpriteZero]

soundcloud.com/dukehendrix/first-take

[@Homiegobler]

i listened to it and it's trash

[@joshuachoi3735]

That was horrible don’t post anymore songs

[@issacchavez4783]

That song was garbage

[@1abe]

@@PokemonSpriteZero I don't like the song wayyyyyyy too much auto tune and it doesn't even sound right

[@DrShaym]

Fun fact: the oldest known joke ever written was translated from an old Mesopotamian tablet. It was a fart joke.

[@grandmastersauce5607]

Father shaym? Is that really you?

[@dromalloma2651]

Dr Shaym You got a link?

[@josiahjackson3757]

WHAT WAS THE JOKE?!

[@N4orEditor]

@@josiahjackson3757 exactly

[@daniellanyi8287]

That's when jokes was born. So innocent.

[@Smacks1]

What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country

[@yasser-j5c]

These comments are gold

[@Smacks1]

abd1llaser lol people need to learn how to laugh and not take everything so seriously and the world would be a better place

[@alsoduke991]

Funny story actually. The other day I bought a PS4, big upgrade from my outdated XBOX 360. I made sure to buy the black console so it can run faster and the white controller so it could live longer.

[@damarissanders2774]

@@alsoduke991 💀

[@shadowninja2338]

@Duke James 🤣

[@DevilArtemis]

lmfao this is amazing.

[@xtoniczx1602]

YOOOO!

[@makobin2569]

Is this the perfect being

[@zionyoung6635]

AYEEE

[@K1ngBl1zz]

Yoooo!!!!!

[@Gypsygeekfreak17]

DevilArtemis only shit your here too

[@keandregreen5628]

Bro I love this comment section almost as much as R Kelly loves visiting daycare

[@LoveIncest]

😂😂😂

[@summerghost6551]

@@LoveIncest you must be Alabaman

[@LoveIncest]

@@summerghost6551 Never been in Alabama in my life, weeb

[@redmd9195]

@@LoveIncest 💀💀

[@summerghost6551]

@@LoveIncest can't take a joke eh miss Simpleton

[@TacotheBlackGuy]

why when the music start playing I actually felt emotional, until I saw that picture on the wall LMAO

[@goshido100]

he wants to go home

[@brothermanv]

Same. Lmao. Especially since I usually don't hear that much of the songs in his vids.

[@buddypowe]

Subzerouh LOLOL

[@jakebrady7426]

Same here XD

[@aagabe3568]

Same

[@henrip3038]

We can still joke about orphans guys, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Damn the cold lol

[@Sushi_Lover_707]

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

[@firstnamelastname1267]

@@Sushi_Lover_707 Damn I'm not even an orphan and that offended me...

[@mphol.matoane6253]

@@firstnamelastname1267 lol me too

[@marvdabeaf8085]

That’s racist why would you say something like that?

[@anthonyrichtofen6792]

What do you call five white guys on a bench? The NBA

[@lolmarko4897]

I lul'd

[@Dexrazor]

anthony Richtofen What do you call the NBA? Nothing But Africans

[@xSoporific1]

anthony Richtofen I don’t get it

[@laurelkuyon2556]

anthony Richtofen these jokes are priceless

[@duckguy7530]

ImSoporific Since there is barely any white people playing basketball and only black people do. God I hate explaining jokes

[@AmariiUsher]

So sad how people are so damn sensitive now.

[@zthreetwo9874]

Ikr.

[@bigsoap186]

AyeTeeYNFR sooo true!

[@depthshade837]

Did u just assumed their species?

[@turrelldagod6996]

Man fr it really starting to get annoying now

[@AmariiUsher]

Depth Shade yes

[@MemeInsider]

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

[@deadflee]

Only in africa..

[@emersonherrera4939]

😏😓😔

[@marcusj3287]

lmao

[@ajdbob2831]

Hahaha 😂 Made my day. Thank you....

[@wangxu2155]

Saw that joke, on a Stalin meme in google images

[@OfentseMwaseFilms]

When an Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The leaf, because the emo will be caught by a rope.

[@rahuldeb6052]

Man!!!! That's darker then the US government's secrets

[@iwonthesitateebltch3319]

OWWW

[@priscillajimenez27]

😳

[@riffsfromtheabyss666]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kan50805]

R/im14andthatsdeep Jk

[@virakchhang]

I think that Griffy's intelligence is underestimated... there's brilliance in the video edits and subtle nuances (like J-cuts and L-cuts), camera movement, etc that go unnoticed. I see you, Griffy. I see you. Keep doing you.

[@shayx5168]

Just because people can't call out the proper name or use of a technique doesn't mean they don't know the value of it. It isn't rocket science, I sincerely think you either overestimate yourself in saying this or simply underestimate the rest.

[@virakchhang]

Have a good day, kids.

[@shayx5168]

@@virakchhang Trying to run away from a constructive comment by making false assumptions, yet I'm the kid. Have a good life, buddy.

[@mrsuperheatran2794]

@@bums009 I see so many people use it as an insult, I kinda assumed you were doing the same. I apologize for my behavior. I also don't like it when people do so because I've been diagnosed with it. Higher functioning at least.

[@tataladdd4251]

damn, all this over some camera angle shit. shut up and just enjoy griffy’s content.

[@adolfogun8686]

daughter: What is dark humor mum? mother: Do you see the man with no arms? Ask him to clap for you. daughter: I am blind mum. mother: I know.

[@musicLover-tj6ry]

😂😂😂 I almost choked, the ending was unexpected

[@redking36]

That’s at least 2 or 3 jokes in one. So many twists.

[@proper5667]

Americans: What is a mum???

[@gohminglong8716]

Wtf man🤣🤣

[@kamuinincompoop3057]

Rahhhh😂

[@karimov9890]

Dark humor is like a children with cancer Never gets old

[@queda5331]

Dark humor is like an unvaccinated child. Never gets old.

[@Tea-mf5rv]

Dark humor is like a black baby. Feminists & SJWs are constantly killing it.

[@Mine-rq2ho]

Tea Nice.

[@RZCYTC]

Then there’s people like me that survived lol

[@wavvy5574]

U is wrong for that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@keishavassell8482]

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she's seeing someone. It's either really terrible news or really great news.

[@spaceinvader8791]

Eh- that one could be better

[@keishavassell8482]

@@spaceinvader8791 your username could be better.

[@dasher787]

@@spaceinvader8791 no reason to reply to a comment on youtube twice

[@kevlingcustomtitantrons9375]

@@dasher787 KZbin does that sometimes

[@salima3703]

Heaven or hell

[@GoofNerdProductions]

I had a fun time reading jokes in the comment section!!!

[@IDK-qi2it]

Lmao me too

[@martyparty3739]

Same

[@user-Jay178]

Same there funny

[@cabrogers873]

Same and they're actually pretty original

[@adonisremer6608]

Joke that hate speech this is not funny just kiding

[@du464]

griffy on the warpath lately

[@thatreviewerguy9385]

True

[@cfoe1212]

Luh dat shit too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DaxWolf777]

Love that jank XD

[@zanetruesdale8336]

Artists use art to paint a truth. You are an artist Griffy.

[@jesuscantua6859]

Zane Truesdale shut up and go play cyber drags somewhere else. Hero's for life

[@PGOuma]

Zane Truesdale go play children's card games

[@ailhaj]

YES!

[@phantom-xb6wv]

is that what lil pump does

[@haten1]

2+ years later, the comment section has become a gold mine of timeless, priceless comedy. Y’all done good.

[@peryfc]

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos

[@lucilagk3215]

ok this one cracked me up. good one

[@cameforthecookies6419]

Meh, kinda dry lol

[@plankton_45]

who the hells pronounces carlos like that

[@Hello-cs2bv]

This shit made me crack the fuck up!

[@zodiack6.4]

LMFAO

[@nitrodreng]

This is important to the history of mankind. I will watch this in 40 years when jokes are illegal, with teary eyes.

[@lucas-xf7rc]

We all will mate , we all will...

[@agustinpugliese1715]

They gonna delete the video. You'll have to save it on a pendrive and hide it underground.

[@twinstepperz]

Somebody save this in the next 40 years, we’ll all meet up to enjoy it one.. last.. time.

[@lucas-xf7rc]

@@twinstepperz dont be so negative , we will start a secret society called " the killing joke " where we will rise up and battle the sjw , feminists and every one who opposes freedom of laughter and in the end... we Will Prevail

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@@agustinpugliese1715 damn lol just damn 🤣😂🤣😂🥶🥶

[@hc7101-f3g]

How is a gun and a bag of chips similar? When you pull them out in class, suddenly everyone wants to be your friend.

[@jjomoo884]

😂😂😂

[@nataliedrain8022]

Now THAT is the humor I like

[@laideoyewole624]

Ima use that

[@mythic4971]

Are you a trench coat kid

[@tarikalbert9943]

Um nah L

[@benjaminherrera5919]

Who are the fastest readers? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

[@noahdove6781]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dang

[@needsomesleep1995]

Oh god 😂

[@benjaminherrera5919]

@Fire Stryker I wouldnt but i just want to make sure. Karens are terrible creatures.

[@IssamChaouch2]

You ruined it by explaining yourself

[@benjaminherrera5919]

Issam Chaouch I know😢

[@adrianherrera9881]

What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.

[@blackice8043]

A typical afternoon in the middle east.

[@liammiddleton3064]

yep

[@TimothyAlexzander]

Syphilis

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@blackice8043 lol

[@demonmasterx953]

If you want to see bunny watch bunny the killer thing

[@danyopizzle]

Year 2030: "What's a joke?" *FBI OPEN UP*

[@lucas-xf7rc]

Basically

[@mrteddy_84]

The sad music was actually sad this time.

[@1Onsokumaru1]

lol I thought the same thing

[@violencyvature]

no cap

[@asabarnes1884]

So true

[@Jrdarknessking]

bOi i shed some tears..

[@yungputamo3051]

Guy in the wheelchair: "I will kick your ass!" Blind person: "I'd like to see you try"

[@kennyj1669]

Clever🤣🤣😂😂

[@friendlyneighborhoodmemer18]

XDDDD ffs i nearly choked good one!!

[@JJ-eh9bh]

I feel like Griffy should be more well known. He puts out bangers and nobody recognizes him as much as like Lenarr or Marlon Webb.

[@rhythmicallydifficult5693]

He does bigger numbers on other platforms of social media

[@JJ-eh9bh]

Mr.whatzit toya yeah but a lot of people repost his stuff without credit and his numbers still don’t even compare. He deserves more

[@mysticsmoothie530]

who

[@FreemindTv11]

JJcool didn’t even know marlon webb made KZbin videos to be honest

[@HELLO_KORO]

Nah hes recognized the difference is that he sometimes makes political jokes so if he were main stream it might build a toxic fanbase or get him harassed and deleted by sensitive cunts

[@TheAyreHead]

Jokes die and Griffy becomes Batman.

[@SageVaughn]

*The Griffy Knight*

[@BasedAlaric]

Blackman*

[@KaichouClips]

The only universe where Batman avenges the Joker

[@FartingSpider12]

That's the first time that the ending song actually made me sad. This is too real.

[@blootube97]

FartingSpider12 ikr, Griffey legit looking sad made me get some feels too ;-;

[@alsoduke991]

The other day I bought a PS4, big upgrade from my outdated XBOX 360. I made sure to buy the black console so it can run faster and the white controller so it could live longer.

[@kaleb4040]

This is great

[@giovannigarcia1037]

Damn lmfao

[@cwj_721]

underrated

[@nihalca6310]

Daaaaqmmnn

[@seanjohnisee]

As funny as this is, it is also biologically true...

[@ahmeti1774]

"omg do you remember opinions" im ded

[@dekuscrublord3737]

So are they

[@fazehairline0560]

Frll

[@f1r3hunt3rz5]

hi ded im dad

[@justaregularuser79]

*"Come... Closer..."* **Leans forward** *"I need... I neeeed-"* *"What do you need?!"* **Whispers** *"A taailorrrrr...* *BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!!!"*

[@savage4362]

Does anyone want... *"ripped pants"*

[@lilhershy8786]

Spongebob can't even make good jokes like that anymore with these sjws around. R.I.P Jokes

[@daviando]

This is lowkey sad tho...

[@suhkmadiq6926]

you're lowkey white

[@thethreetime3183]

@@suhkmadiq6926 lmao what

[@rinne1669]

@@thethreetime3183 One Piece manga good nowadays?

[@daviando]

@@fromretroville what?! Which video?

[@daviando]

if you don't think this is sad then... i'm sorry for what you've been through in life

[@BT1KAYY]

“Wht do you do in your free time” “I stalk” “Really? I usually go on walks or go to the movies with friends” “I know”

[@maynardjohnsonmusic5457]

Good joke

[@Josh-fl5jb]

69 likes nobody change it

[@RickyPWiiSports]

😳

[@iwonthesitateebltch3319]

LMFAOO

[@dbzjr1080]

😳

[@eleazarmoraru6532]

Even dying Jokes is killing it with all them jokes

[@tshobe23_68]

Stop talking like that whitey

[@brian7154]

@@tshobe23_68 LMAOO

[@thegoated2965]

What do call a jewish pokemon trainer Ash

[@joeyrambo20]

NO STOP LMAO

[@franciscojraleman938]

Harrassment alert!!!!😂😂😂

[@MrYaknowme]

😂😂😂😂 im going To hell with you for laughing

[@nyasiaharris444]

😂😂😂😂😂oh shittttt

[@babatundeadedeji7714]

Didn't even need a master ball to catch that legendary joke

[@Matrix11BS]

Grif for real sat there and just made jokes with himself for 3 minutes

[@xB0SS_Statusx]

Feel like he does that with every video. Lol

[@lucas-xf7rc]

Well since we cant make to other people... What other choice do we have

[@arhamsaa]

well then how do you make jokes?

[@lifeless8700]

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

[@kennyj1669]

Bruhh😂😂🤣🤣

[@Cookie-gw1vv]

Lame

[@amem3244]

i dont get it

[@amem3244]

@Alejandro Omar Francisco García Echeverry so he got the exact same dead dog back? i still dont get it 😭

[@zzzzzz-mv6iu]

@@amem3244 different dog thats also dead

[@superjeans100]

In Loving Memory Jokes 500 BC- 2018 RIP Forever In Our Hearts

[@nameless7910]

Super Jeans 😢

[@AndreastheMartyr]

You cute

[@superjeans100]

Pour one for the homie Jokes

[@ZedKingsley]

Rip in peace

[@rakeem1027]

LoL

[@Bro-ne5uu]

Dark Humor is like rights Some people don’t get it

[@IDK-qi2it]

unoriginal

[@steeledcelestial2958]

IDK 😐 nigga all these damn jokes in the comment section unoriginal

[@ohyeahyeahdaddy6640]

@@steeledcelestial2958 if u dont find it funny then u defo a feminist

[@0bread286]

@@IDK-qi2it Ok... and? Jokes are meant to be told as well as invented. If someone tells you a joke, you tell it to other people if you found it funny, that's like... how jokes work... I thought this was obvious.

[@old.1879]

@@0bread286 yeah but this comment was reinvented which gives us the right to say, "You stole that comment", practically what @IDK is saying

[@telepathictortoise3021]

Wait what, I don’t remember signing up for the feels-trip. Alexa, play the Seinfeld theme.

[@alphamalechad8478]

alexa play depacito

[@alphamalechad8478]

despacito

[@bigstunna2049]

Alexa play the bee movie script

[@fromanotherplanetg.6130]

Stfu with your Alexa

[@ifyouwantoreplyjustclickth5063]

Not today

[@arjunrangi3953]

What did the begger get for christmas? More hungry

[@ingrid9635]

Aww noo 😭😭😂

[@SwaggyDuck-]

help me I am dying of laughter rofl

[@alsoduke991]

😂😂lmaoo

[@tullamorejameson480]

F for free subway hotdog

[@macmeaty9155]

I’m dying

[@ccanthony887]

Why did the Japanese guy not get his hi five? Because Logan left him hanging

[@WeebKingdom]

Sleekbog 23 😂🤣😂

[@xkjhzbc]

O nawww you dirty my nigga LMAOO

[@xviicass]

U evil bro 😂😂😂

[@fankatolkiena2]

Oh fuck

[@deadlychicken1458]

@@sparklefish8897 Logan Paul went to the suicide forest in Japan early this year and videoed a guy who hung himself. He got a lot of hatred towards him and essentially became a meme.

[@phanboy8059]

First it was Freedom of speech then it was Opinion and now Jokes. Poor Logic needs to watch out cause he is most likely the next. R. I. P. Jokes. We will never forget you. You never failed to brighten our days.

[@randomfools808]

They are already coming for his head.

[@ieleveneleven]

Lol

[@TheORIGINALSkyScraper]

They came for logic a few years ago. They didn't kill him but beat him to the point of causing brain damage making nearly everything he says incoherent.

[@daniellanyi8287]

I caught up with logic a few days ago. He has to hide in science labs and research stations because in the outside world he would get killed straight away.

[@Ben-rr5bx]

logic is *under pressure*

[@harrisonrentsch5641]

For only 14 dollars a month you can sponsor a sick joke today 😔

[@brandonadrien3476]

I already provided for the year with the shows I go to.

[@pfc.delgado4253]

Hahahahaha, I will sponsor a bunch of them.

[@elvis4506]

Harrison Rentsch Only for 14$ you can help a joke buy vaccines against a so called sjw virus*

[@ritchypiard3414]

Child: doc, how was my test? Doctor: child what's your zodiac's sign? Child: Cancer. Why Doctor: what a coincidence..

[@Azrael_1052]

Oh god, this is absolutely amazing.

[@kanyesouth6206]

😂

[@dbzjr1080]

Damn

[@lurkingsection6443]

🤣🤣🤣

[@503music6]

I’m fucked

[@TheY2AProblem]

Last week there was a look-a-like contest in China. Everybody won.

[@wild_fire6636]

Good one

[@maxsanchez2339]

Gold

[@رجلاً-مجهول]

Underrated

[@thecoolerdaniel9514]

I salute you friend

[@opbagel2017]

YOOOO CHILL, CHILLLL

[@MetallicaMan76]

Bruh this the most accurate shit this century. Well played Sir Griffy

[@suspectedpotato376]

How can SJWs kill jokes? I thought SJWs were the biggest jokes around

[@johngr1747]

they are killing their own kind smh

[@jasonfromguitarcenter]

They Might As Well Be Killing Themselves

[@DevineInnovations]

They are the last joke ever made

[@malikjohnson3129]

Y'all wrong 😂😂

[@mrrgb4954]

Lollolololo

[@garythegamer8298]

The only humor a blind person knows is dark humor...

[@martianmandee]

goddamn thats harsh *I APPROVE* 🙌🏾

[@loubnaarianne2498]

🤦‍♀️ Humor is to joke about something painful to show the absurdity of the condition people live/lived in. Your "dark humour" isn't funny. How much of a psycho are you to laugh at someone who can't and maybe never will be able to see? Do you feel better about yourself now ??? Does it boost your little ego??? 🤡

[@掌]

@@loubnaarianne2498 u obviously have a lot of friends

[@loubnaarianne2498]

@@掌 Yep, indeed I do 😌. Stupid of you to pretend knowing someone's life 🤭.

[@NyteStryder]

If you didn't find the joke funny why watch the video? All it is dark humor. Just saying.

[@massivelegend3599]

I actually shed a tear at the end, this is so sad

[@itsGenHuman]

Alexa play despacito

[@LucidVision138]

Who was the most successful member of the Jackson 5 The White One

[@femboyrules7594]

Lmao

[@omnipotato9231]

Savage 😂😂

[@TheMegaGamingWizard]

Underrated man

[@Sabza015]

Fuck you😂😂😂😂🖕🏿🖕🏿

[@jyranechjm5766]

I hate that I laughed at that, fuck you 😁😂

[@johnmoore8500]

RIP Jokes 😢 -Since humans could speak-2018

[@10desires]

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

[@masonschmid2329]

😂😂 Bro that's so true

[@ZionCHarper2k23]

🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

[@Internetguy_L337_90D]

what about pandas they literally cant be classified as a racist no matter what they say because they are both white, black and asian

[@PhilDM]

Thats the funniest joke in this comment section brotha 😂

[@edanpinhasi256]

BRUH HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FUNNY JOKE. I HAVE TO CANCEL YOU NOW!!!! This message was approved by the “Anti-jokes club”

[@masonponder7567]

Why can’t orphan play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

[@slimluka2947]

dont get it is baseball considered there home

[@Churly25]

@@slimluka2947 search "home baseball" and you'll know. Its a basic thing of that sport

[@slimluka2947]

@@Churly25 ohhhh like when ur going "home" like 4 base" but they dont know where or what home is bruh

[@Churly25]

@@slimluka2947 exactly😂

[@thomashoffmann8397]

TECHNOPLANEEEEEEEEE

[@ArtemisEros]

Admit it. This video was just an excuse for Griffey to roast everyone 😂

[@saumyaranjan9256]

Not everyone. Only the sjws.

[@D.j.2580]

Saumya Ranjan what is SJWS please?

[@andrewmitin5173]

@@D.j.2580 sjw = social justice warrior

[@ZekeAndroid49]

MAMA CHOUCHOU Anytime somebody gets offended at something you said that meant no offense, there is approximately a 90% chance they're an SJW

[@trxshvxnus]

Truueee

[@iranlassninja7062]

If someone doesn't get offended, its not a joke *Simple*

[@straightmelon8792]

damn right

[@coolboybob1800]

iran lassninja offending people is a hobby for me

[@durpmerp9261]

Stil funny as shit tho 😂😂

[@mr_milquetoast2221]

Basically

[@arche6997]

That's the issue FAM EVERYONE IS GETTING OFFENDED BY BULLSHIT

[@gigizard1343]

It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant, but it is if you keep drinking!

[@edgyquinn7223]

WHOA!!! 😂🤣

[@altair5870]

Sorry i dont get it. Overdosage of drinks?

[@gigizard1343]

@@altair5870 no, if you drink while you're pregnant, you'll get a miscarriage

[@altair5870]

@@gigizard1343 are we talking alcohol drinks or water?

[@gigizard1343]

@@altair5870 um of course if you drink too much water, you'll get a miscarriage!

[@Anandrielle]

Um excuse me, joking about jokes isnt funny. Jokes have feelings too. TrIGGeReD!!!

[@markuscaesar670]

Dasachi REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@samuelconsuegra1206]

G

[@princeofpersiafool]

Old Comedy: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto! New comedy: I love and respect your beliefs automatically

[@dethaw6926]

RelyableRoyalty *New comedy: Trump Bad, I habe pusy

[@mr.scouts9784]

This deserves much more praise

[@JackieM.]

*laugh track plays*

[@markuscaesar670]

Jackie M Wow we have a responsive audience tonight but Imma need ya to quiet down because loud noises trigger the comedian 👌🏽🤣👌🏽

[@Scoring57]

RelyableRoyalty Weird how these type of jokes significantly lack in anything about white people. And when there's one about white people it's some lame half assed thing that barely makes fun of them. But every joke of it's kind about *other* people is always about putting them down

[@RealDopaa]

Ok hear me out , a bald man walks into a bar he slipped and fell on his head and slipped again

[@Danny_luvs]

I'm going to hell😂😂

[@iloveujerzy7534]

not really that wasn't offensive

[@farina7584]

A white man walks into traffic and gets hit by a car and dies a horrific death! Lmao! Jokes are the best once sjws shut the fuck up

[@gullyadenaden3648]

I'm bald. You've offended me.

[@mksjmh3882]

😂😂😂

[@panduh4852]

I didn’t realize how truthful this was until he said opinions and freedom of speech died

[@scarfacetopeka886]

So a black woman has 5 sons there names were Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone so how did she tell them apart? She just called them by their last name

[@tariqrose6248]

😂😂😂😂thats fked up

[@needsomesleep1995]

Oh god

[@tariqrose6248]

@@kakayangu3951 how? 😂...its typical stereotype my guy cuz most black women have more than 1 baby daddy soo each "Tyrone" has a different last name 😂😂...its real dark

[@kakayangu3951]

@@tariqrose6248 hahaha thanks bro..

[@noahdove6781]

That's f*cking messed up😂😂😂

[@hatecommentsfornoreason6995]

Everybody talking about cancer. It’s not that hard to beat. *Im already at stage 4*

[@officialdstrkt9403]

Thts fucked😂😂😂

[@lucas-xf7rc]

😂😂😂😂 OMG , thats fucking amazing

[@umari3367]

I didn't see that coming

[@r.n.i.cstook7169]

Right I know so many little kids that are on stage 4 rn people are just bad.

[@Macoronidaddy93]

As a cancer survivor, that's funny af lmao

[@aegistro]

"This is so sad! Alexa can you play-" Alexa: *"NO!"* "Wait, what the fuc-" Alexa: *"YOU DID NOT ASK FOR MY CONSENT FIRST!"*

[@damitrioustucker1576]

TheFaze 😂 then she call the police👮, damn that went Dark like my pen....i mean coffee

[@jackieweaver3884]

Alexa ain't having your shit no more

[@ammarahmed6904]

TheFaze dude you’re on griffy’s instagram now. You have an IQ of 99999999

[@randomfools808]

Where we are headed at this rate.

[@zacbenson3291]

Oof. I dislike these sexual assault jokes

[@Meme_General]

"One Mans trash is another persons treasure" is an awesome phrase But its a horrible way to tell your kids they're adopted

[@opi_is_me1576]

Omfg hahaha😂

[@Meme_General]

@@opi_is_me1576 whatchu expect

[@thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535]

go easy on them lol

[@co-bruh1423]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but my ex is called the hand-me-down in my phone!🤣🤣🤣

[@jeremiahgomez8550]

If everyone joins in and raise their hands to give griffy their power, he will continue to live

[@derpyderp1144]

Naruto reference lol

[@jeremiahgomez8550]

@@derpyderp1144 yup, gotta love those attack on Titan references

[@PlacidSine]

Jokes: *Mr stark, I don’t feel so good*

[@markuscaesar670]

*I don’t wanna go, I don’t wanna go, I don’t wanna go*

[@jmm54]

Lmao

[@ju4368]

Alpaca• I actually thought jokes was gonna fade away

[@kiarak.3764]

I actually cried at that scene...

[@RRydell17]

Damn Griffey this is one of your best videos yet. you're one of the last real comedians out here... Bro where can I buy some shit to support you??

[@RRydell17]

@The upsetchair yeah I know who calebcity is, Don't get me wrong he's funny too, but nobody's standing up to this crazy PC culture like Griffey

[@tevonboyd93]

Caleb is kinda hit and miss

[@MarinaraMonke]

Facts

[@basedmek]

@@tevonboyd93 Caleb is very hit or miss. Honestly I don't think I've ever watched a miss with Griffy

[@basedmek]

Got to meet Caleb at Dreamcon tho lol I fucks with him still

[@dh8538]

I love how this man makes jokes about things you normally wouldnt joke about but the fact that he does makes it twice as funny

[@icdanything4385]

He's the last one all comedians are fucked up. Hope he doesn't stop cancelled is a myth his fans will still be here who cares.

[@ramariowhite]

Please Griffy, continue to carry on the legacy of jokes😢😢 we all will miss it

[@agent2ez]

What did the Mexican use to cut his pizza? Little Caesars

[@maliisadrable5994]

Hehehehehe

[@Thinnestink]

Caesar is more like Greek or italian not Mexican

[@Thinnestink]

Still funny doe

[@xKingxTx]

Lol🤣😂🤣😂

[@straightmelon8792]

Thinnestink 5165 little caesars is a pizza place.

[@goldenknight1756]

This is so offensive, I LOVE it

[@jackieweaver3884]

I am love and I find this offensive

[@verzeda]

its hardly offensive tbh

[@goldenknight1756]

James Tocher Yeah, But uk there’s gonna be kids out there gettin offended. It’s 2018 just saying Hi can offend someone (1:25)

[@mustafaahmedsalahaldeen9767]

Im offensive and i approve this

[@SolomonKoIk]

It's really not offensive. He's stating a fact. But i can see why people would get offended by the jokes but that's what he's trying to convey that it's not that big of a deal. Instead of putting your energy towards the comedians put it towards those who really oppress you. Comedians are very conscious of the jokes they make and usually state that. And they sometimes use these jokes to bring awareness to their audience to help make a difference. Theirs truth in every joke. But he's not using it so much to slander but it gets you thinking about the subject(s) of the joke

[@MyBihLuhCoco]

Did you know the “W” in africa stands for water?

[@fyne8350]

Thats a good one😂

[@licensed_beheader]

What W there is no w ,I don't get it

[@licensed_beheader]

Nigga that's a good one you nailed it

[@rosanobabel8901]

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@alannoob1926]

Wakanda

[@Pirirun]

"Jokes shouldn't come at the expense of other people. What kind of nonsense is that?" "Those are the best jokes." HAHAHAHA. That got me dying.

[@caliverselement7667]

Why did the chicken cross the ro-

[@funkypantaloons]

Reckless Waves THATS OFFENSIVE I REPORTED YOU

[@caliverselement7667]

@@funkypantaloons rip reckless waves

[@mewdiee]

CHICKEN?? thats racist

[@VampirexEva]

Idk? Why?

[@VampirexEva]

@@iDarnell how? Like i literally dont even understand the joke

[@frogdamemer7285]

Griffy: Jokes are dying Joke: Am i a joke to you?

[@disruptor6550]

This is like the first time I laughed at a "Am I a joke to you" joke lol

[@Monamona_207]

@@disruptor6550 Same

[@risarai9609]

Underated comment 😂😂

[@gasn]

What do you do when you finish a magazine in school Reload

[@alannoob1926]

Perfect

[@justinh75]

OMFG XD

[@Zealant]

oh wow this took me a second

[@shadowninja2338]

Ngl took me a second to get it

[@TheKiddmuscle]

BRUH 😂

[@superjeans100]

"It's cuz you're not woke my neegus!"

[@superjeans100]

i liked my own comment cuz i know no one else will

[@lewisalvarez2859]

Super Jeans STAY WOKE

[@cephalonplant4087]

"You got to be 51% black to type Neegus in chat" *triggered*

[@toxicwaste08300]

Your black so I approve this message

[@its_hokori]

"do research"

[@hamzah9522]

Rip Jokes, opinion, and freedom of speech, you shall be remembered by the OG generations.

[@da0701]

0:44 my man speaking the truth 👏🏾👏🏾

[@peryfc]

👏🏼👏🏼

[@chefmemeboiii9891]

👏🏻👏🏻

[@axelhernadezverdugo3502]

👏🏽👏🏽

[@barbaraannjones9724]

All ya week

[@gamernabz9956]

How did the mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay

[@buhzs9663]

i don't get it

[@buhzs9663]

oh, i am not sure if i got it right tho XD

[@alannoob1926]

Heeeey esse

[@TheBoxingNinja]

So she gave it up for an A+?

[@Treday]

Booo

[@jeremycamacho1893]

Joke: I'm dying Me: you're JOKING right

[@VPHLIPERS]

Ur*

[@shadowuchiha4311]

NO he was fucking right

[@hurricanesociety1334]

Joke: (gives u a straight face) 😑-_-

[@onikamaraj5335]

Yep jokes are most definitely dying

[@energydragonslayer2681]

@@shadowuchiha4311 but right is a virgin

[@SocksWithSandals]

2019: Sad to inform you that Jokes passed away into our memories. They will be missed.

[@epixkid1127]

RIP jokes Beginning of Time - 2019 PC’s killed our dear friend

[@lucas-xf7rc]

Dont give up friends , we can do it...

[@self4797]

whats a joke

[@skillvendor3905]

@@self4797 feminism

[@kaleb4040]

@@self4797 me

[@juliuskingsley4400]

This was extremely hard for me to watch. It was just too much for my heart to handle. Jokes, has been there for me during my worst times and held my hand all through my life. Now that they’re gone, I just... Idk if I can even move on...

[@sAMuraiSpAwn]

yo you good Irony?

[@rameng.9662]

Kingzly damn this comment cut deeper then you wrist slits

[@jackieweaver3884]

we are with you

[@haza123b4]

*'They're' is the wrong pronoun.*

[@freeziboi3249]

"Your words, they cut deeper than any blade."

[@Fux069]

Why is China so good at baseball????? Because they beat half of the world with just one bat

[@ingrid9635]

Yeeeesssss 😂😂😂

[@reyachrai5810]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[@nocturnalowl7028]

DAMN I JUST GOT THAT

[@kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915]

OH MY GOD-

[@typea5426]

@@nocturnalowl7028 you got the Corona?

[@mandyclark4227]

Political correctness, it's like AIDS times 50 😂😂 The amount of accuracy in this video though

[@rodriguezpro2012]

I was gonna like this post but it’s already at 50. 😎👍🏼

[@anthonytovar6768]

Thanos: *snaps fingers* Jokes: I don't feel so good

[@aj_7608]

L

[@MeggySimp]

When u say thanos u mean feminists and sjws right?

[@Anthony-dy2cv]

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths.

[@ouistle469]

stop just stop stop it I was legit about to comment this too HAHAHAHAHHHA

[@RGP43_]

Dark humor is like fathers in the hood Most wont get em

[@romanexcellent5049]

Good one lol

[@iwonthesitateebltch3319]

AHHHHHAHAHAHAOWOWOWW

[@unknownmoonchild9970]

Lol

[@Bronwynnnn]

UNDERRATED LOL