@@d4rkech0 He's actually right. I go to the Everglades myself almost once a week and the bugs are wayyy worse than what the video shows.
@keeganbanse8625 Жыл бұрын
Bro just sparking a lighter is going to get you a fucking killstreak
@Jetblast017 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." Visibility: 10%
@frankgustafson80455 ай бұрын
Does no one out of the 700 people who liked this comment have something to reply? I'll be the first I guess
@keyspiderhole5 ай бұрын
Fr
@lekilla5 ай бұрын
Static pov
@Jake_Gotthard5 ай бұрын
Bro turned the brightness to “moody” Bro legit took the “nearly blind” difficulty Bro fr turned on the “hive aura” ☠️ Bro turned his special on 😭 Bro IS the hivemind 💀 Rate them from 1 - 10 (idk why i added this but it’d be fun to see people rate the 5 jokes from 1 - 10)
@The_Conquerer_Darklight_Pyre4 ай бұрын
@@Jake_GotthardDomain Expansion, Endless Swarm
@ridiculousrandy14016 ай бұрын
The croc: "I don't like the way you're looking at me either."
@hseranednish7216 ай бұрын
Underrated
@ramen_noods_016 ай бұрын
He's scared of being *yoinked*
@mjgamingshorts92375 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Subcribe_without_video.4 ай бұрын
Lol
@moddedinkling41684 ай бұрын
He's pissed off at the racist Floridian for calling him a croc
@yourbasicbigurl93546 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't to bad tonight ✨just don't breathe ✨"😂😂
@Twisted-YT6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@pants746111 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” *steps in literal static*
@ErikPelyukhno11 ай бұрын
Bitrate 📉 😂
@callmeshark_official10 ай бұрын
If i walk outside and see moving TV static im going BACK INSIDE
@impirialgaming734110 ай бұрын
I need at least a hazmat suit at that point
@favoritemustard354210 ай бұрын
@@impirialgaming7341 NASA needs to hook us up lol 👨🚀👍
@cocoacry9 ай бұрын
“Just don’t breathe”
@insertgoodname693111 ай бұрын
Bro is gonna have a final boss fight when he finds that 20 foot long python
@THEPIECRAB8 ай бұрын
No, he will be the final boss
@FNaFan-tk6pu7 ай бұрын
When I finished reading you comment @insertgoodname6931, I started to hear Jojo's Bizarre Adventure boss music in my mind
@ILuvAyeAye7 ай бұрын
I'm a little concerned how he'll pick him up. A 20 footer is what, 250 pounds? And they're crazy strong too.
@Theraindomdude7 ай бұрын
@@ILuvAyeAye hes just build like that thats finna become his pet burh
@JuanyEdits7 ай бұрын
@@ILuvAyeAye He wrestled a Python the size of a dog before, and took on a 15 footer before
@aireka116 ай бұрын
Him: " He's pretty handsome tho..." Crocodile: " You don't look bad yourself..." 😂
@Cplayz083 ай бұрын
Flattery cannot save him from the Florida yoinker though
@ryukiniko2 ай бұрын
End so was born Godzilla
@unknownunknown58226 ай бұрын
"Welcome to Wendy's how can I help you" "Hi I'm in the Florida Everglades and I'm looking for the 20 ft Burmese python"
@ashes2ashley2306 күн бұрын
I bet he yoinks takeaways at drive thrus
@AvaOrtiz-mq9he Жыл бұрын
“ the bugs aren’t too bad tonight. Just don’t breathe” great advice
@DublinMeg11 ай бұрын
That’s exactly what I was about to comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@jampshop201011 ай бұрын
You mean don’t breathe?
@M4R14H_H11 ай бұрын
That bug part literally scared the life out of me, i looked away for a second and came back to that
@nugassbitch11 ай бұрын
It’s “breathe”
@AvaOrtiz-mq9he11 ай бұрын
@@nugassbitch sorry I didn’t pass second grade
@mkiller976410 ай бұрын
"Hey guys I'm here in Atlantis searching for the kraken, anyways look at this cute little megalodon"
@victoremisho94327 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RRedeemed6 ай бұрын
Cute little sea puppy
@GipsyDanger_loves_kawasaki_h2r6 ай бұрын
Megalodon be pissin himself after he saw this man that will yoink everything.
@i2Craftyy6 ай бұрын
Yoink
@videoloversful6 ай бұрын
See that a leviathan is just staying still inside gigantic cave..
@tyrantula24846 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." SIR YOU ARE STEPPING IN LITERAL TV STATIC WITH THE VISION OF A HALF DEAD 80 YEAR OLD WITH DEMENTIA
@shrekhoodieguy5449Ай бұрын
You stole from two of the top comments and ruined their joke smh. What a shame.
@xXLT06Xx3 ай бұрын
That "Yoink" is the most feared sound in Florida
@diegomedina96373 ай бұрын
Yeah why do you think we never get to see the Skunk ape in these videos? He's afraid of the "Yoink"
@vitoleskur Жыл бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" while bro is filming literal TV static
@KublaiAndKhan. Жыл бұрын
😅 lmao
@lesleyjorge3795 Жыл бұрын
Too bad tonight there’s just about 500 swarming my feet
@rivenc9394 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@michael2026 Жыл бұрын
“Just don’t breathe”
@laserproductions3748 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@wvykaine6157 Жыл бұрын
"Bugs aint bad tonight." That was a biblical plague.
@peacedos1 Жыл бұрын
nah man, that's Australia
@Officiallynotarizedverified Жыл бұрын
Just don’t breath tonight
@mariosverras516 Жыл бұрын
Naaah, not even the bible has any story like this man. This cant even be god's creation 💀
@Eden_Nine Жыл бұрын
@@mariosverras516 there is actually a Bible story that involves a plague of locusts but that’s no where near as bad cause I think those were mosquitoes or nats in the video
@mariosverras516 Жыл бұрын
@@Eden_Nine Yeah, one of the 3 ( I think there were 3) curses that befell the kingdom of Egypt (the Pharao had imprisoned the people moses would go on to lead to safety) was a huge swarm of locusts that ravaged all the crops and spread famine across the land. However, I think the everglade is outside the jurisdiction of God cause even he wouldn't create so many bugs 💀
@saishaunakms80282 ай бұрын
“Ooh I’ve finally found the rare Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yoink”
@FallenNephilimTeukie5 ай бұрын
Croc: *aggressively beelines towards you* Garrett: "hey buddy, what're you doin?" 😊😊
@levibarns7576 Жыл бұрын
You know they’re from florida when they call Alligators “swamp puppies”
@that-guy6640 Жыл бұрын
Ikr 😂😂
@IThinkILikeWhenItRains1 Жыл бұрын
this is literally in Florida so it makes sense
@SoggyFrenchfry69 Жыл бұрын
And he’s barefoot💀💀
@NoFatChicks41011 ай бұрын
He also called them crocodiles…
@alextyy11 ай бұрын
@@NoFatChicks410The first one IS a crocodile. Florida have both.
@trainingartist7786 Жыл бұрын
Bro's the embodiment of Florida
@kalidjackson Жыл бұрын
Unless he has grills this comment is invalid
@ZaphnathPanea Жыл бұрын
@@kalidjackson every ghetto motherfucker in any shit part if an american city has grills. Only florida has crocs gators and pythons all in one giant wetland... With a man walking barefoot through it at night grabbin em
@melelconquistador Жыл бұрын
What about the clip of the man eating cheescake out in the evergaldes durring the night.
@coryclark5442 Жыл бұрын
But hes not in prison
@bluesapphire2693 Жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmmm has he ever been in a wallfe house at three am
@prettyl3oyflow6196 ай бұрын
The discovery channel need to recruit this guy
@calebryder92065 ай бұрын
Definition of "Death doesn't scare me, he does"
@InternetUser900010 ай бұрын
Bros the definition of “Everything they fear is you”
@gavinknazavich9 ай бұрын
🤖
@SilenceUnspoken7 ай бұрын
Genuine question, I thought the quote was “The only thing they fear is you” from Doom, is this something else or a typo?
@oumarkoume72387 ай бұрын
@@SilenceUnspoken"The Only Thing They Fear is You" is a song from Doom Eternal, possibly what the original commenter is referencing
@mr_camillion19557 ай бұрын
@@oumarkoume7238I think you just said what he said in a different way lol
@oumarkoume72387 ай бұрын
@@mr_camillion1955 idk what I was on. Must've been high
@eyanmehlhoff2338 Жыл бұрын
"Just don't breathe" had me DYING
@munich_fan Жыл бұрын
Quite literally Haha see what i did there
@Mk_King09 Жыл бұрын
@@munich_fan 😐
@Iron_Soil Жыл бұрын
George coud do it
@hewi5503 Жыл бұрын
🤖🤖
@StrangeTerror Жыл бұрын
Mission failed, you breathed
@BOI283 ай бұрын
If this guy was transported into 40k he'd definitely be yoinking the entire ecosystem of the Catachan rainforests.
@moagannamanjarri84096 ай бұрын
The bird was like "heck not again " when he touched it 😂😂
@sandyfyffe6849 Жыл бұрын
I love how the snakes just don't even bother trying to bite you. They just accept their fate with the mentality of "no one can match Florida man's power." 😂
@BigBingus27 Жыл бұрын
Snakes are dumb, and that they will almost never bite a hand that picks them up because in their brain, since they’re hanging from it, it is a tree. They will however freely go for the face
@lunawense6288 Жыл бұрын
They're surprisingly docile most of them want nothing to do with us
@Caesar-- Жыл бұрын
yeah snakes in general only attack you if you do quick movements and are posturing aggressively. Or if you step on them or something of course. Some are more aggressive but the non venomous ones are basically harmless below certain sizes tho.
@Casanova395 Жыл бұрын
They like his warm hands.
@James-dj4tq Жыл бұрын
It’s all about the yoink if you yoink them up they don’t bite
@user-pl4nc7oo4e Жыл бұрын
Bro that type of guy who calls 911 and ask if theres an emergency
@Twilight_vibes Жыл бұрын
does anyone else not do that?
@Scotland2306 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@eliza_roto Жыл бұрын
This comment is too underrated
@PratikThisSide Жыл бұрын
Read something new. Just creative. Woww 😉
@blueaxolotl3855 Жыл бұрын
Brother 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
@ChaoticAlex-6 ай бұрын
"Yoink" Never gets old!
@FJBBB1216 ай бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" me having a malaria while watch this
@PatheticSookery Жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I am making you an honorary citizen of our country. You deserve it.
@venomous2die4 Жыл бұрын
I do not think theres much yoinking of of some of your species of snakes. I hear they can counter yoink.!
@kaylamarie8309 Жыл бұрын
@@venomous2die4they are pretty yoinkless in Oz from what I understand.
@markgutierez9922 Жыл бұрын
Every single thing in Australia could and will kill you if you touch it.
@machylala Жыл бұрын
@@kaylamarie8309 ok
@nicholasholden8139 Жыл бұрын
That's just a normal day in the south.
@user-wx3ml9nr8o Жыл бұрын
love your videos but i totally understand if you stop updating someday suddenly.
@paganhippie9644 Жыл бұрын
Homie finna become one with nature literally
@MrMadnessHero Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@niksutherland4280 Жыл бұрын
This made me laugh out loud 😂
@Simba______ Жыл бұрын
DSM-5 📚
@cosmicbonzo7559 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Florida life be like…
@milaburns63966 ай бұрын
“Bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ain’t no way breh i would’ve been dead in seconds
@FrogsdoCubes-br1lc6 ай бұрын
The bugs arent too bad tonight Famous last words
@aandavaz708 Жыл бұрын
Floridians are the only people who can call alligators "swamp puppies", go up and yoink random snakes, and actively look for 20-foot snakes
@lonekoq4646 Жыл бұрын
my grandmother died of diabetes and other health issues its so cute and funny (she actually died so...)
@punnygod6287 Жыл бұрын
@@lonekoq4646 rip should've ate more fruits and veggies
@Mr_Hockey Жыл бұрын
@@punnygod6287 how do you know she wasn’t born with it?
@punnygod6287 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Hockey because it's incredibly rare for that to happen
@Mr_Hockey Жыл бұрын
@@punnygod6287 ok but it still could have been nothing to do with diet
@CyanideCold11 ай бұрын
my man out here in hardcore mode vibing like a mofo
@shivanet558311 ай бұрын
He is in creative mode
@FassihVlogs9 ай бұрын
He forgot to activate fear 💀
@archimedes_espinosa8 ай бұрын
Lame comment
@inarikuu72997 ай бұрын
Shoeless 😮
@jessicaangle56497 ай бұрын
858 what is a skunk ape
@Alittlerocketship2 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” It looks like the static on my TV
@user-uy5mx9we5d27 күн бұрын
"The bugs aren't to bad tonight" That is a code to live by
@j6ke432 Жыл бұрын
I love how every time he says “just don’t breathe” he’s being 100% serious 😭
@TyrannosaurusRae. Жыл бұрын
THE MOSQUITOES 💀
@charcoal5495 Жыл бұрын
REAL
@prosi1337 Жыл бұрын
in dry places they’ll go for your eyes for H2o
@GlorifiedGremlin Жыл бұрын
Dude that got a VISCERAL reaction out of me
@noname-xo5mp Жыл бұрын
@@prosi1337 just don't see
@glitchxero4687 Жыл бұрын
That's the state bird of Florida you're talking about there. 😂
@HuHuHaH3Ай бұрын
Bro is like playing Pokémon Florida ver irl
@LogicAndCompassion7 ай бұрын
Man... I haven't had a good Yoink in awhile.
@soham67849 ай бұрын
Average Florida man be like : "Look i found a croc first "
@Nerdnumberone7 ай бұрын
I don't know how to tell crocodiles and alligators apart, but you don't mess with the former. People wrestle alligators. Even nut-jobs avoid wrestling crocs one-on-one.
@soham67847 ай бұрын
@@Nerdnumberone Bro, like no offense, you don't know when and how to take a joke
@kingk76137 ай бұрын
It's an American Croc, which is less aggressive than the American Alligator@@Nerdnumberone
@allydr906 ай бұрын
@@kingk7613 it's the reverse, buddy.
@kingk76136 ай бұрын
@@allydr90Nile Crocs, Saltwater Crocs & Cuban Crocs I would agree are far more aggressive than the American Alligator..But from my 44 years growing up in Homestead fl & the surrounding everglades my experience says otherwise..The American Crocodiles prefer to be left alone vs the Alligators here are almost always likely to approach you..If you ever visit Flamingo National Park their are plenty of American Crocs that will go out there way to avoid you vs Alligators that are a nuisance if you are trying to fish in their vicinity. They will practically not leave you alone & they are very persistent buddy😉
@lemonringo566 Жыл бұрын
I don't care how non-venomous or friendly they are, I'm not yoinking a snake. But still thank you for showing us how to yoink a snake
@nskdhekahgfd Жыл бұрын
I will definitely be yoinking the first snake i see
@aidenlakata7662 Жыл бұрын
Them snake yoinks were the last thing you shoulda been worried abt in this😂
@kfiscal01 Жыл бұрын
You can yoink my snake if you like.😂
@bacdafucup777 Жыл бұрын
I bet you yoink your snake on a daily basis 😂
@metalpunk1234 Жыл бұрын
You gotta yoink the snake, can't leave the man hanging like that. Lol
@Sup_Im_Smoffie4 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ten seconds later choking
@bigbluegprАй бұрын
That croc is looking at him thinking "That's the biggest pig I've ever seen! Yum!"😅
@HarshDeep-rh2lx Жыл бұрын
the fact that he is barefoot makes it even more impressive
@corbinoiscool Жыл бұрын
in louisiana, we folks go barefoot everywhere 😂😂😂 even when we go huntin for swamp puppies and bull frogs. we go out in the swamps just for fun most of the time. me and my cousins out there all tha time lmao.
@yaboyfrresh Жыл бұрын
@@corbinoiscool sounds like a great time weirdo
@corbinoiscool Жыл бұрын
@@yaboyfrresh city boy alert! 🚨 its actually a really fun time. yk i had a friend just like u. complete city boy. wouldnt do nothing at all. then a showed him the ropes to everything i do. catching gators, huntin for bull frogs, makin fish and crawfish traps. now hes just like me. maybe go out side “Ya Boy Frresh” more like “Ya Boy stays inside his house for frreakishly long”
@yaboyfrresh Жыл бұрын
@@corbinoiscool ctfuuu I laughed out loud u really just pulled my card... Touche my brother lol you got that
@corbinoiscool Жыл бұрын
@@yaboyfrresh did u just have a stroke? what does ctfuuuuuuuu mean?
@julianburgos533 Жыл бұрын
As a Florida man, I can confirm those bugs weren't that bad
@TheRealMisterJ Жыл бұрын
Also a Florida man, they are and screw that lol
@totower9597 Жыл бұрын
As a Manitoba man I now see the one benefit of -40 winters.
@ptsdgopedsnbikes8156 Жыл бұрын
@@totower9597 😂😂
@Evolcun Жыл бұрын
As a former Florida man, I can confirm that the bugs were bad.
@smartduck9045 ай бұрын
That swamp puppy probably recognized and was like hey it's you what's up
@Crystella2 күн бұрын
Him:hes pretty handsome tho Crocodile:you to 😁
@Dr_Doofenshmirts Жыл бұрын
Brooooo imagine having an electric fly swatter when walking towards thousands of mosquitoes, that would sound so satisfying
@SeanSchwifty Жыл бұрын
That thing would probably short out 😮😅
@psylynt Жыл бұрын
i imagine it would be the closest to wielding a lightsaber
@crispywaffle7864 Жыл бұрын
Mass genocide equivalent of bubble wrap lmao
@liamcolotti6824 Жыл бұрын
Until it gives up.
@quincyhampton3243 Жыл бұрын
That mf gone be more of a lightshow than nikola tesla's tesla tower produced💀💀💀
@chungcho1546 Жыл бұрын
"Oh a rattle snake" *fucking dies*
@EndMaster0 Жыл бұрын
I mean he already grabbed a cotton mouth. I think he'd be fine
@humanoidbeing6480 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the yoink
@damntae6540 Жыл бұрын
I thought he said rat snake
@Definitelyjosh Жыл бұрын
funniest comment ever.
@matricxs3271 Жыл бұрын
Oh no, not the poor snake :(
@artificialascension19 күн бұрын
Baby killdeer!!! Some of my favorite birds!!! Love everything they do, amazing creatures!!
@frostytheiceberg11276 ай бұрын
That yellow rat noodle was just PARTYING before you grabbed him bro lil dude was vibing unbelievably hard
@AUWRECKU11 ай бұрын
*i like how he picks up Snakes and compliments* *them when they're in the Fight or Flight Mode*
@DinoNuggs-hq9le11 ай бұрын
I like how he is completely calm around those swamp puppies
@kilagarrett7696 Жыл бұрын
The actual definition of a Florida man Edit: Don’t be offended by this if ur from Florida, it’s just a joke! I just mean to make people laugh, and this is how some of the people act when I return to Florida, and they are always great people. Have an amazing day 😊 Edit 2: Dang, if likes were a currency, I would have stoinks! Tysm guys ur all the best
@yourboycj6316 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@BenSmith-br8xk Жыл бұрын
Not drinking enough also his clear voice indicates he doesn't smoke either
@CleverJulio Жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that bruhh
@lethaltrees55 Жыл бұрын
Go to Australia and you will question your existance
@BenSmith-br8xk Жыл бұрын
Australia don't got shit go get own by a kangaroo
@Crafty.Goth.CreationsАй бұрын
Aww. Killdeer chicks are adorable. Out here in California they nest in rocks because it camouflages the eggs. I wouldn't have expected to find them in the Everglades.
@robinconnor95373 ай бұрын
That last "yoink" scared me 😱
@vortex4705 Жыл бұрын
Florida man is basically the long lost twin of Australian man
@bigsweatyboy1 Жыл бұрын
Australia man is arguably more dangerous by a long shot. Speaking from experience.
@carlosorozcogarcia6394 Жыл бұрын
100%
@crimsonszero Жыл бұрын
@@bigsweatyboy1 no florida man cooks australia man anyday
@bigsweatyboy1 Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonszero My G I can take a 5 minute drive to the park and have 6'2 kangaroos just lying around 3 feet away from me
@crimsonszero Жыл бұрын
@@bigsweatyboy1 and florida dudes can go outside and find a 500 pound gator in their backyard. nobody gives a flying fuck about australia, little man. 6'2 is nothing
@arturincdh4095 Жыл бұрын
"Try not to scare ya, buddy" Alligator: the feeling is mutual
@janelaclaire89714 күн бұрын
"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A FishingGarret."
@thelastfelineyes4237 Жыл бұрын
Bro has balls of titanium
@wh112978 Жыл бұрын
And caveman feet!😂
@wilsonharper8268 Жыл бұрын
This nigga got balls like krillin tryna to hit perfect cell 😂😂😂😂
@adamklump9949 Жыл бұрын
He's a Florida man.
@Disciple_of_God. Жыл бұрын
🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘
@Texasmule Жыл бұрын
@@wh112978 those are what our feet are supposed to look...with muscle and wide, not skinny and boney
@quentin6669 Жыл бұрын
Bro has no fear in him whatsoever. He’s walking around like he’s in god mode or something
@angelmitchell3302 Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo no cap
@themaskedman8668 Жыл бұрын
I'm not scared of snakes or Crocs I actually like them the only thing thig I would be scared of is the bugs
@themaskedman8668 Жыл бұрын
And when he said the bugs aren't too bad tonight hee being legit they aren't actually they bad tonight
@dwsinclair5282 Жыл бұрын
@@themaskedman8668the only thing that scares me is the wasp nest or giant ant hills.
@scottthesmartape9151 Жыл бұрын
Nah he’s in blessing mod
@JamesIrwins78sАй бұрын
“This little guy was fast but not fast enough” 😂.
@erikwaters-wu5doАй бұрын
The bug thing was already funny, then he said “just don’t breathe” and it got me so hard.
@theathleticgamer364511 ай бұрын
“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” Bro I’m dying rn☠️
@FatGoat65587 ай бұрын
How does this have 536 likes but no replies?
@AutismFermented Жыл бұрын
Proof the cameraman never dies
@akarabu1228 Жыл бұрын
They just yoink out if life sometimes, hehehehehe😂
@mipofficial5562 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@wazirtan6801 Жыл бұрын
yes all reactment nothing real
@lookatmypfpbbg Жыл бұрын
as a american if i see 1 more camera man joke i will grab a fucking snake and ask people on the street if they like the cameraman joke
@AutismFermented Жыл бұрын
@@lookatmypfpbbg based on your username I can tell you’re an American
@chaoscoyotex2 күн бұрын
The snakes in the Florida Everglades: DONT YOINK ME BRO!
@kuwkuw7483Ай бұрын
"He his pretty handsome tho" Croc:He is pretty tasty tho
@kilthy7832 Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad there are people who are able to walk barefoot through swamps at midnight.
@PixelyDino Жыл бұрын
the fact that he can do this and still be alive is scary
@itsalphoenixyt Жыл бұрын
@@PixelyDino nah you get used to it
@Twilight_vibes Жыл бұрын
@@itsalphoenixyt yeah this is a tradition for me
@brucekentnyc Жыл бұрын
im beside myself. My foot fetish is in over drive. LOL
@thealphazodiacs Жыл бұрын
If you see someone that grabs anything with his bare hands and says "yoink", he knows what he is doing. Trust him with your life.
@Pumkin932 Жыл бұрын
Swamp puppy: Yoink, I gotta human. A bit stringy, though.
@Thesolo211 ай бұрын
What do we have here? *YOINKS AGGRESSIVELY*
@ShiftingEchoАй бұрын
“Swamp puppy” being a crocodile has me dying
@the_canadian_goose6033Ай бұрын
He calls gators swamp puppies, not crocs
@tutorialoplenty2927Ай бұрын
I love how this guy can just “yoink” (all puns intended) literally any animal with fear
@greysigma8805 Жыл бұрын
"The bugs aren't bad tonight. Just don't breathe..." I can't...
@Toothless_editz Жыл бұрын
Fr u will be eating bugs for the next yr
@jdetres01 Жыл бұрын
"Florida Protein" ?
@MelloMinion11 ай бұрын
That first crocodile gave a "What the fuck bro" look 💀
@FishyTomato-8 ай бұрын
he was plotting how he wanted to grab his prey and rip it to shreds
@EwanTeo084 ай бұрын
"hey buddy what are you doing" swamp puppy: "bro i litteraly live here"
@Chestwolf6 ай бұрын
"Check out these baby Killdeer!" The mother: "I see you've chosen death and endless screeching..."
@commanderbeepo8066 Жыл бұрын
Crocodiles and alligators are very curious animals, they love to swim up to boats and kayaks to investigate them. All reptiles and Crocodilians are very intelligent
@waaahhhl2614 Жыл бұрын
They seem a bit nosey lol
@commanderbeepo8066 Жыл бұрын
@Waaahhh l they can seem that way hehe, they love to hang out. Their soooo cute, just floating in the water like that
@HM4Hill Жыл бұрын
Their sense of touch is super sensitive so if it disturbs the water they wanna know if it's snack time or not
@charliemiles6722 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t know crocs are in Florida, only knew of alligators
@aarongonzalez4458 Жыл бұрын
@@charliemiles6722some parts of florida there are american crocodiles. But mostly there are alligator
@Banana_Banshee Жыл бұрын
alligators always look like they’re smiling and crocodiles always look like they JUST took meth
@420JackG Жыл бұрын
Never smile at a crocodile
@drunk_by_noon9231 Жыл бұрын
dey got all dem teeth but no toothbrush
@dwsinclair5282 Жыл бұрын
A crocodile reminds me of an alligator on meth also 🤣
@Mr.J.M.V.P6 ай бұрын
bros immune system/body is invincible
@tundaradundundundun5632Ай бұрын
"the bugs arent too bad tonight..." "just don't breath"💀
@NeverCazi9 ай бұрын
As a floridian, I can confirm that is my route to school.
@kokodjamba66576 ай бұрын
Would you kindly not younk any species on the way?
@dechatdepain18696 ай бұрын
@@kokodjamba6657what if there invasive
@amjadv.e74655 ай бұрын
😂
@gorgeousnoxy48111 ай бұрын
This man's gonna forever look for 20 foot pythons.
@StateOfTheMind1122510 ай бұрын
Technically a size of that python would meant apex predator and real invasive species.
@InimeKai9 ай бұрын
Perhaps the true 20 foot burmese python was the friends we made along the way
@frownyclowny69557 ай бұрын
He is the skunk ape
@bigdawgrocky86677 ай бұрын
They paying cash for them damn snakes to be killed on sight lol I don’t have the balls to do what they do but shit 1700 for snakes over 10 ft and 3K for a sack of eggs yeah I’m going 🤣
@user-hh1gy7nj1n6 ай бұрын
Just get this man his 20ft bermuse python
@joshuamanon795 ай бұрын
"i dont like the way he's looking at me" bro annihilated the croc
@cheifexhuman5332 Жыл бұрын
When the sawmp puppies are more civil than the people in Florida
@KoltStevens-es7vn Жыл бұрын
Lol what do you know about us Floridians..but one thing you should know we don't play nice so stay away we don't invite or like Yankees
@dariuswoods6393 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@dietmilk2676 Жыл бұрын
@@KoltStevens-es7vn its a joke
@jwhbos Жыл бұрын
@@KoltStevens-es7vn Half of our population are yankees homeslice.
@combativeThinker Жыл бұрын
@@jwhbos You mean the snow birds? They ain’t native. They’re a highly destructive invasive species and the natives hate them.
@popsiclecheese4256 Жыл бұрын
“I don’t like the way he’s looking at me” I don’t know why I thought you were gonna punch it 😂
@dlmalley8639 Жыл бұрын
Clint Eastwood.... Make my Day 😅
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Жыл бұрын
I mean he is a Florida Man.
@atharwani5 ай бұрын
What do you do for living He: Yoink💀
@dyrik4 ай бұрын
The boat ride was like a cut scene unlocking a new portion of the map to YOINK more
@anon-lz8xv Жыл бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight. Just don't breathe."💀
@Reeltucker Жыл бұрын
How does this guy have 195 likes and no comments till now?
@DylansPen Жыл бұрын
"What are you looking at?" Croc "Bare feet, good choice"
@SphinxYOUTUBE3 ай бұрын
Bro is the main character of a survival game
@StreamerChair2 ай бұрын
Therapist: "Modern druids don't exist" Modern druid: "The bugs aren't so bad tonight."
@justaneedlessboi6710 Жыл бұрын
Ok this man needs a tv show right now
@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler Жыл бұрын
But jackass already exists.
@user-BadUsername Жыл бұрын
Florida Steve Irwin?
@CrniWuk Жыл бұрын
He's like the guy every Florida Man looks up to.
@targettoad69111 ай бұрын
As a proud Florida Man myself, this man is my hero
@CrniWuk11 ай бұрын
@@targettoad691 The Patron Saint of all Florida Men! May he keep you save on all your barefoot journeys.
@andiederenthal489511 ай бұрын
he is THE florida man
@kylehenline324511 ай бұрын
Yes a master scammer lol. Dudes running a reptile and wildlife center with mostly domesticated animals in the yard and editing it with real boat trips into the everglades.
@EditzForGoatz5 ай бұрын
Bro that yoink tho💀😭
@henrikstenlund53852 ай бұрын
it is so great to see a guy who is so passionate about something, especially sciences
@theeldritchtroll5373 Жыл бұрын
Bro is a literally a Disney princess with these animals
@Evolutiunn Жыл бұрын
I’m dead😂
@321gates Жыл бұрын
Please don't bring that chitpark up again.
@IwasabletoDisappearafterlitsen Жыл бұрын
A pretty Handsy one at that
@Thechairthatcanfold7 ай бұрын
Bros bouta treat Australia like going back to the first level at level 100 💀💀💀
@artemistominson7 ай бұрын
like going back to a game you couldn't beat as a child💀
@Merilirem6 ай бұрын
I wouldn't recommend it. If he's not careful something that looks harmless will get him. Like a plant.
@philipstevenson51665 ай бұрын
australian rainforest is nutrient poor so everything's defended. if you can yoink it expect pain. the plants make night trips unappealing. gympie and such-like. love this florida channel though.
@Thechairthatcanfold5 ай бұрын
@@philipstevenson5166 okay
@AndrevusWhitetailАй бұрын
"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." The bugs : *No signal*
@fakkkurat4 ай бұрын
The yoinks always get me😂
@nickyyide7663 Жыл бұрын
as a Florida man I can confidently say that this is a average Tuesday at 9:23 pm
@abiezerEscude Жыл бұрын
Imagine Friday night at 12:34 am
@wnbaoldman9267 Жыл бұрын
As a Floridian, I can confirm this is every Florida mans idol