POKEMON LEGENDS OF ARCEUS MEMES (Pokemon Marriage Simulator)

[@Joshua209]

Prequel game arceus: "People married pokemon once" Future games: *Psychic type humans exist*

[@Internetguy_L337_90D]

them hisui women had a thing for alakazam xD

[@ahardworker2154]

Wasn't there a psychic human in the old Pokémon show?

[@valentine.09]

@@ahardworker2154 oh yeah they was a gym full of espers if I remember correctly

[@salvadortoscano2534]

@@ahardworker2154 Yep, Sabrina if I remember correctly. Don't ask *how* I know, tho :P

[@Bumblerage32]

that already happened in the original show lol

[@themandrel4341]

Anyone else imagining brock saying "These onigiri are great, onigiri are my favorite." To the jelly filled donuts?

[@dtavs_exe]

Please allow me to add to that "These onigiri are great, umeboshi filled are my favorites. Nothing beats an umeboshi filled onigiri."

[@monotone2256]

marrying a gardevoir sounds healthier than marrying anyone today so go for it lmao (so... 1.8k likes, so, gotta live with that being my most liked comment lmao)

[@ShyBoy6ty9]

Some lady recently married the color pink, so I mean... other people are clearly losing their appeal.

[@aknight7642]

The sad part is that I completely agree. Big sadge.

[@K1ngG1no]

A woman managed to marry the Eifel tower

[@entity5x4w-official42]

True!

[@ohhello6004]

@FBI yeah...

[@austinmiller2170]

The whole Pokemon marriage thing does raise an interesting question: if you meet a member of another species that is of equal intelligence to a human who is able to communicate with you but is not genetically compatible with your species, would it be morally wrong to pursue a relationship with them? Although, the better question for the world of Pokemon is probably "why are sapient species being kept in pokeballs in the first place?" rather than "should we be allowed to marry them?" Edit: Apparently I accidentally created a variant of the Harkness test. I honestly didn't know this was a thing.

[@jzpowell2108]

If you think too hard about it you may fry your brain… just a friendly warning

[@Banchoking]

They're kept in pokeballs for the same reason a coach doesn't make their pro boxer jog to every competition. Gotta keep them rested between fights.

[@BigFry9591]

If you use the Harkness Test then it wouldn't be wrong. And I think Pokeballs are just used to make travel easier. It's like putting all of your friends into a cart while you pull it. But much lighter and much less taxing.

[@jzpowell2108]

@@BigFry9591 so I’m not the only one leaving “if it passes the Harkness Test” comments… good to know

[@austinmiller2170]

@@BigFry9591 Yeah, I'm not morally opposed to Pokeballs. If Ash's Pikachu is any indication, Pokemon stay in their of their own volition and can leave the ball or refuse to go back in.

[@Jetbladewarrior]

Marrying Gardevoir isn't the worse thing you could marry in Pokemon you could marry a Hatterene and if you make a peep that's to loud well hope you have life insurance😅😂😂.

[@shelbybayer200]

You can't Even fluff them Hatterene are tiny little b*tches under that hair of theirs Gardevoir has a full body with legs And also Gardevoir can read your mind, so better hope you don't have a Gardevoir with a nature that could bring you bad vibes

[@OriginalSpectorius]

@@shelbybayer200 someone hasn't seen the "Minigirl" tag

[@chen_plays4173]

Thank god its not that dangerous

[@Guuuun_]

5:30: kinda wholesome image ngl

[@wakeangel2001]

The one with Staraptor dodging that attack reminded me of that episode of Avatar where Katara challenged a master water bender to a duel, and she summoned up a cylinder of ice that she used to throw thin circles like shuriken at him. The dude was able to swat them out of the air or dodge them, but one came REALLY close to hitting him, and he got this look on his face like "woah...good thing I'm so limber or that would have taken my head clean off..."

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

Ah yes, Katara vs. Paku. Definitely a great moment of Book one. Especially the ending...

[@BigFry9591]

Yeah, she was definitely trying to murder a man.

[@althelor]

@@BigFry9591 hey, he was a master waterbender. A real master would be able to handle that.

[@VanishEclipse4867]

9:26 That's like the Village of Dragons for you if you want a dragon pokemon starter. I mean Iris got an Axew when she started her journey.

[@DSMCasual]

“While Noble browser Pokémon Meme” Ashley: “Is something wrong?” Noble: “Nothing? Nothing.” *Look at Eevee plushies* Eevee plush: “We’ll steal your soul, if there’s no memes about us?”

[@markguyton2868]

If I remember right regarding eggs, Pokemon lore states that all mon are technically the same species, they just have the "galapagos finch" thing going on in the most extreme sense (aka they all Mew variants). Also Gardevoir wasn't in the "human-like" egg group until gen 8 and before that was categorized only in the amorphous egg group... the memes became cannon... until we meet again!

[@creater20225]

Also Gardevoir wasn't in the "human-like" egg group until gen 8 and before that was categorized only in the amorphous egg group-whitch means they can breed with muks

[@KhaosFrosty]

Well all of the Pokemon except for the alien Pokemon that existed outside of Earth, as well as the Ultra Beasts who are from other dimensions.

[@markguyton2868]

@@creater20225 And Lampent.

[@markguyton2868]

@@KhaosFrosty true.

[@soradowty9187]

But Mew canonically have live birth and don't lay eggs, if all other mon were just variants wouldn't they also have live birth?

[@TaosoftheVoid]

I'm gonna put that new Growlithe in my team when I play Arceus. I don't care about optimization, I make my team out of things I like!

[@lostonessoul5154]

Here's how I make my team. I literally leave it to chance. Sure I pick out types and such but...other then that I usually make it up as I go. Though this time it's a bit different. I have ONE planned member. It's the Hisui zaroark line. Depending on how early I can get it Hisuian zaroark will be a major help. Other then that I leave my fate to lady luck's hands.

[@arykaas]

From the rumor I've heard, theres no talents nor held items .... so strategy will be quite minimalistic compared to other pokemon games. If true, the most you'll be able to optimimize is "is my team balanced and varied enough in types ?" AKA the basics. I'd say it is THE game to go and not care about optimization :)

[@TaosoftheVoid]

@@arykaas Well, considering how I play in normal games, strategy never really mattered that much beyond stats and type. I steam rolled Sword with the fire starter, everything else before getting a Sylveon was just exp sharing. This time if there's no talents or held items to care about, well I'm gonna do what I do best: make a team of Pokemon I like where the only stat changing moves we care about are ones that change the opponents hp to zero!

[@lostonessoul5154]

@@arykaas good.

[@lostonessoul5154]

The only game I have EVER fully planned out a team was the OG Sinoh games all because of ONE. TRAINER..................Cynthia......

[@grw18]

Eevee was a rare pokemon in gen 1. The plethora of eevees in noble's couch and just being common encounters in the modern games are because of the shiny breedjects.

[@jonaszprzybycien6545]

I like how this Gardevoir in a weeding dress looks unironically wholesome.

[@duncan91]

Yeah Gardevoir is really cute. Better even that they take care of you and look out for you.

[@holad8117]

10:51 Did you know that shiney hunters create 90% of every pokemons population

[@aPeasant]

By the way, if anyone is curious about why charizard isn't a dragon type pokemon is because...charizard is a starter pokemon. And so he doesn't completely overshadow other starters they needed to balance things. Because in gen 1 dragon type was kind of busted.

[@williansnobre]

The other alternative would be if all starters became Dragon type *Charizard Fire/Dragon Bastoise Water/Dragon Venusaur Grass/Dragon* But that would overshadow all other Pokémon including Dragonite ...

[@KageMinowara]

When I was a kid I loved how powerful dragons were in Red/Blue. Around that time even before I had discovered Pokemon I thought dragons were really cool so dragon types being OP felt right to me.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

Well then I say Blastoise and Venusaur should be dragons too

[@lucygirl1111]

and then there are psychic types even more busted then the dragon type in gen 1

[@aPeasant]

@@lucygirl1111 Welp, at the time psychic type had only 2 weaknesses:ghost and bug (dark types were added in gen 2). And if going to think about it the only ghost type at the time was...gengar being ghost/poison. Which means one of only the counter type pokemons was also weak to psychic type attacks. Meaning that in gen 1 psychic had only ONE weakness to bug. And if we're being honest...bug is one of the worst types in pokemon.

[@Butter_Warrior99]

I just realized, Machamp is confirmed in the game. RIP Dawns ancestor.

[@MichaMundy]

She's gonna get that 'Maccock' lmao

[@G-B-F123]

Context?

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@G-B-F123, Look at Machamp now back to Dawns ancestor, now imagine Machamps expand dong.

[@MichaMundy]

@@G-B-F123 oh you innocence soul

[@vustvaleo8068]

I think marrying a Pokemon is the reason we have humanoid-looking Pokemon thus makes you more attracted to them, Darwin is rolling in his grave.

[@milkuetea]

Wait, wtf kind of psychic type ancestor did gardevoir come from

[@senseisoup2655]

Idk much about Pokémon memes but if noble is making the video then it must be good!

[@RedJuiceFishBowlMan]

you should know, the comment below your comment is First The comment above is Third *_HABE A GREAT DAY, b0ss_*

[@theroyaldrake0514]

Game Theory: All Pokemon are platypodes (Plural of platypus). At least, this might explain Miltank.

[@mmyr8ado.360]

You mean monotremes?

[@theroyaldrake0514]

@@mmyr8ado.360 Yeah, that! But since in this world, the only monotreme is the platypus, I simply deign to call them platypodes.

[@0x97B55C23D18]

@@theroyaldrake0514 You forgot about echidnas being monotremes too.

[@luigithewaddledee]

If only Noble knew there was that book in Platinum talking about the old Sinnoh Region... He'd be singing a different tune about Gardevoir

[@rotciv557]

He literally referenced it in the video

[@luigithewaddledee]

@@rotciv557 I guess I missed it

[@redacted606]

Would you marry a pokemon? Me: yes, absolutely. If you can communicate effectively and form bonds with them your bound to have some kind of relationship.

[@anubis5279]

Yes even children can be possible. only problem is it half human and pokemon

[@AlbinoHarambe1]

@@anubis5279 This comment right here officer

[@anubis5279]

@@AlbinoHarambe1 you know I right

[@redacted606]

@@anubis5279 Edit: my science was off both pairing types would have children, I'm keeping that fail rate though, in leaving the original as proof of my idiocy. I mean sure? It could theoretically be possible but... Its gotta be next to impossible if ifs a male Pokemon on female human... The sperm has to find an egg cell to work and if I'm correct in my assumption then women can produce the correct environment for Pokemon eggs to form sense our children are born alive and in 1 piece, with a female Pokemon on male human probably, but we get a different problem entirely. So its gotta be at least a 80% fail rate.

[@daisyjoy242]

@@redacted606never mind

[@kangaskhan7164]

Everyone talks about marrying gardevoir or machamp, Nobody talks about the amount of people marrying vaporeon

[@Primarch_Sanguinius]

I mean they WOULD be pretty compatible

[@RoyalGriffin.]

@@Primarch_Sanguinius N O.

[@Primarch_Sanguinius]

@@RoyalGriffin. gonna be honest, I'm too lazy to look for the copypasta, so it ain't happening

[@RoyalGriffin.]

@@Primarch_Sanguinius thank god.

[@Ashkihyena]

0:03 Moshing Vees. Can’t wait for the game honestly, and oh dear, that Bubbles looks like what the CW intended to do with their awful live action show…

[@RomaniFenix]

Noble: People are hungry to eat some Pokemon Those who look at Pokemon Offbrand: Yes...eat...

[@DaviNoob11]

Yeah...

[@JoseRivera-ym3wj]

Oh, the corruption of minds.

[@althelor]

Just depends on your definition of the word eat.

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Let's all be honest with ourselves, Humans marrying Pokemon is a cannon thing and we all want it!

[@catman9222]

Its all fun and memes until your GF elopes with your Machamp.

[@RedJuiceFishBowlMan]

Remember you will have give bathes, walk, and feed your pokemon spouse.

[@Glaceonchan777]

@@RedJuiceFishBowlMan honestly alot of people wouldn't mind that

[@crawlingboy]

@@RedJuiceFishBowlMan is that not what normal couples do anyway you just get money so that you both can bathe and feed and you walk together on walks

[@RedJuiceFishBowlMan]

@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] Cat Dog, if the year was 2022.

[@theomnihero8221]

Marrying a Gardevoir shows a better relationship than what humans in the real world are able to do these days. Especially if the Gardevoir has been hypnotizing you the whole time.

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

I will never forget the day when i found out that Gardevoir's could be male as i have seen a Gallade before and i thought that as the natural evolution for males the evolutionary line still don't make sense

[@cheems8613]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena SAME!

[@TechnoArpan]

@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Male Gardevoirs have gender dysphoria, probably

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

@@TechnoArpan dude i have no fucking idea what that is

[@Maxor369]

To be fair, we the trainers never try to face other trainers. If they are gonna pick a fight with you, then you had better pay up for taking away time that was meant to grind.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

3:12 There's GOT to be some delicious prime steak on a taurus, and you can't tell me moomoo milk wouldn't make some good cheese.

[@censoredquotes]

Honestly many people seriously underestimate how powerful Gardevoir truly is. Not only does she have the ability to read you’re mind but it is also cannon that she has the ability to see into the future. This being can see you’re every move before you can even think it. She can read you’re future and you’re thoughts, that’s a deadly overpowered combination. She will know if you’re abusive or not before you even set eyes upon her. We’re talking about a creature that knows you’re every move and every thought before you can even think it. How the hell can you even abuse someone like that. Lucky it’s nature appears to be gentle otherwise humanity would be screwed. This being with human like intelligence literally knows you better than you know yourself. And that brings me to my second point, gardevoir is far more human than animal, most Pokémon represent some animal but what does gardevoir represent? Ralts represents a toddler while kirlia represents a human ballet dancer. A Gardevoir most likely represents a female noble. This is why gardevoir is my only exception when it comes to these types of things.

[@rjfrost7090]

Cyrus's Ancestor: Captain Hikari, not only has your mission to capture the Legendary Pokémon, Regigas ended in Snowpoint Village being destroyed, but the Regigas in question has sealed itself inside Snowpoint Temple where we can neither capture nor study it rendering this whole endeavor pointless. What do you have to say for yourself? Captain Hikari: Just another day for the Survey Corps! :) Everyone except Cyrus's ancestor: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Producer* *Cyrus's Basement*

[@darkanayer5867]

I miss SoT

[@LITTLE1994]

Marrying a Pokémon actually sounds very fun. I would to try that on a female Eeveelution, especially Glaceon, Sylveon or Vaporeon. But people doing that is probably official, because according to a Japanese text in one game, it did happened in the past.

[@arctohru]

Finally, a like-minded individual

[@isquack4592]

I have a sylveon named Sylvester

[@darklugiaex3674]

That game was probably a Sinnoh game. In Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, in the Canalave library, one of the books has the text iirc.

[@milkuetea]

Vaporeon?! Don't tell me it's because of... That copypasta

[@arctohru]

@@milkuetea We will do what we shall, despite external influences or the lack of said influences

[@Elbon-the-Lolinator]

2:30 Technically Zorua went from sad to happy because the new variant is from the past. Gardevoir my spouse and Lucario my best man, Aggron being the muscle.

[@genesisreach4442]

3:30 this has some Monty Python and the Holy Grail vibes. "A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut!"

[@Zakanuva]

8:34 *Other starters:* "You all act like you're better than us!" *The Kanto trinity:* "You think _we're_ bad for being mascots? Just wait 'till you see Pikachu and Eevee!"

[@martinxy1291]

"Its human enough" A more universal version of "A cat is fine too"

[@thomasboland540]

Shut it, shane dawson

[@AutumnWoodham]

"Just do something a little bit different" Pokemon: *been doing things a little bit different for 25 fucking years*

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Yeah but when they try new things they get crapped on, look at SM/Ultras or SS. Not all new things, little things here and there people love like season changes or difficulty, but people really hated on the SM, like 1/2 the fans didn't like megas initially either. Heck trials weren't even new, they've existed in the franchise before, look no further than the orange island season of the anime, they're called gyms but function exactly like Alola's trials, had regional variants, a new type with the crystal Onix being weak to fire immune to water. Also I don't find anything wrong with doing a little bit, if people don't like them anymore nothing stopping them from leaving the franchise. It's an RPG, action adventure, collecting game, inspired by the creator adventuring in his backyard, forests, mountains, and bug collecting. RPG elements from Earthbound, the monster and catching mechanic from Kaiju and super hero tv shows as a kid. Not saying mixing things up a little bit is bad, but if they completely change then it isn't Pokemon anymore it's something new, at that point just tear down Pokemon and build up a new franchise, or quit altogether.

[@Smeik2901]

i feel like "a little bit different" is an exaggeration. It's essentially always the same game, with some very minor changes and some new things to collect.

[@AutumnWoodham]

@@Smeik2901 "minor changes" New Types, evolutions, abilities, physical/special split, new items, mega evolutions, z-moves, double battles, triple battles, and countless other things that have constantly reworked the meta game are not minor changes.

[@Smeik2901]

@@AutumnWoodham It's just some additions o the already exising game. The game itself never changed. Pokemon hasn't evolved like most other video game series. Zelda fo example has always had the same concept, but always executed very differently. Every Pokemon game could be a reskin of the previous one with some update visual style.

[@AutumnWoodham]

@@Smeik2901 Literally everything I just stated proves your "reskin" statement wrong.

[@sayorinya5435]

Wow we get to marry pokemons? Sounds familiar..

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Its the Sinnoh Region. In the library, there are a few books talking about how humans and pokemon lived side by side, even having families

[@JoseRivera-ym3wj]

It was stated in the Japanese version, but was changed on international releases. You know. Because kids are the target audience.

[@ahardworker2154]

@@DirectorOfChaos9292 that explains the talking types

[@VANhasVOICE]

Fennekin master starter-race. I always wanted fire-psychic combo xD + em cute n fluffy!

[@jmiyabi]

If I married a pokemon it would definitely be Gardevoir, like the one in the thumbnail.

[@justzillathekingofgames6867]

@@-zerxvil-5208 Greetings fellow cultured individual.

[@THEETHEREALTOBLERONE]

I mean idk, that klink lookin kinda good nfl

[@a_friendly_idiot]

Ditto might be the way to go. You know, can morph into anything, so that Gardevior wouldn't be a dream. Yet again, marrying an actual Gardevior would be better 👌

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

Yeah, though the artist got one detail wrong. Guardevoir only has one eye.

[@arctohru]

I must agree

[@BionicleGio22210]

LET THE MEMES BEGIN!!!!!!!

[@salvadortoscano2534]

9:37 That NPC knew what's up xD

[@Raph___A]

Pokémon fans: So when will you guys make a good Pokémon game for the Switch? Game Freak: That's the neat part; we won't.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

What's wrong with Legends: Arceus

[@Smeik2901]

@@DirectorOfChaos9292 It's easier to ask what they've done right with Legends Arceus. That would be shorter to answer.

[@deep_sea_creature99999]

Arceus: Fine, I’ll do it myself.

[@CG-_-]

Pokemon dungeon and dragons just sounds like Pokemon conquest with extra steps

[@bigman4508]

All I needed to see was the thumbnail to know it was going to be very interesting

[@arctohru]

I saw the thumbnail and was like "god I wish that was me"

[@Flandre-Scarlet]

That was actually a really REALLY good old lady voice

[@TheHedgehogpower182]

I don’t how I feel about that Celebi meme. If you’ve seen the movie then you won’t be laughing

[@nighrbird]

Ive seen it, I laughed, its a joke dont get butthurt over it

[@shelbybayer200]

@@nighrbird The scene in the movie ain't no joke That Celabi actually DIED on screen and technically that Timeline version is STILL dead

[@jzpowell2108]

@@shelbybayer200 jokes on you… I enjoy dark humor XD

[@Smeik2901]

Bro it's a cartoon. It's not that serious.

[@nighrbird]

@@shelbybayer200 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO KEKEKEKEKEK WKWKWKWKWKKWK Lol dont care, shits still funny, crucify me

[@calebtsm]

Pokédex entry for Magikarp his skin is basically Almost imposibal to get through

[@ferrdagwin]

I don't care what type Arcanine is, my boi finally got a regional variant, I'll still use him.

[@aureliodeprimus8018]

Growlithe. And i am pretty sure, the Hisuian variant has a completely unique evolution, cause otherwise Hisuian Arcanine would be shown alongside Growlithe.

[@dsanchack332]

6:12 It's not just quad weak to water. It's also quad weak to ground. A mudkip would curb-stomp it into next week.

[@Guuuun_]

Lol now I just have the image of a giant 11'3 buff ass mudkip kneeing it in the throat, breaking it's spine and spinal cord, Before slamming it into the fucking ground and repeatitly stomping on it before saying to the trainer: "if you try that shit again...I'll do this to you and everyone you love... understand?...stop this stupid shit"

[@jzpowell2108]

Gardevoir passes the Harkness test sooo…. 🔔

[@foxtrap86flame]

5:25 I'm going to find this image and send it to my friend because his partner Pokémon is a Gardevoir.

[@profoundspark6318]

If u find it tell me who made plz

[@jorgealvarado3384]

Can you tell me too

[@jorgealvarado3384]

Thanks

[@borisdima6015]

Bruh same

[@Anonymous-hq7xu]

I found the picture on pixie posted by mystical

[@kevinquinonez838]

10:00 Apparently all mammals in pokemon are monotremes

[@dalebreaux8581]

9:01 On a very special episode of The Powerpuff Girls Bubbles tries steroids.

[@DrippedOutPigeon]

Pokemon was fun but I never won against my friends, cause I loved grass/poison/bug types, with rock/ground/steel on the side. Also didn't help that I didn't care for synergy I just used my favorites cause I didn't want to be the best I just wanted to catch all the ones I cared about.

[@Fusiondax1]

6:27 Now, that's just Five Nights at Freddy's, straight up.

[@zenfirebird5360]

How to eat blaziken Step 1: Spread it leg. Step 2: Put face between legs. step 3: lero lero lero lero.

[@thatstockin]

Wha? Not even buffalo sauce or ranch, ya wimp?

[@althelor]

@@thatstockin blaziken makes its own Buffalo sauce if you do it right.

[@vianneyb.8776]

8:54: This comic reminds me so much of JoshDub and his VRChat highlights (in "I'm her little pogchamp"). "Hah, can you hear her Charizard? She thinks she can beat us with a Togepi! That's gonna be easy! That's-" Buff Togepi appears, Pokémon music stops playing "Wtf, I thought there was a level cap of 99 in Pokémon!" "Yeah, my Togepi doesn't really believe in consent. Togepi! Break his legs!" Togepi cracks its knuckles

[@HelenaSan425]

Gardevoir the greatest Pokemon waifu

[@thatstockin]

Agreed, I want gardevoir to hug me. 🥰

[@silverdialga0358]

Don’t forget that Appletun will let kids bite out of it. Also, it’s apparently very tasty and sweet…

[@trecsyuh729]

I remember hearing in the anime that magicarps are just scales and bones.

[@JoseRivera-ym3wj]

Farming Magikarp to fatten them up.

[@blakebatpony7416]

"Charizard finally got a mega evolution where it's dragon type" Pokémon x and y came out in 2013 noble

[@oddxstiches7940]

I feel like a lot of what Legends of Arceus is doing, Digimon has already done

[@nullpoint3346]

About damn time.

[@arykaas]

almost as if the "Original" was straight up copying concepts from the "Copy" since a couple of generations (since X and Y, with the mega evolutions to be exact). The "Digimon is just a copy of pokemon but worse" crowd has been on copium for years

[@EmiyaCG]

Who said I'm not hungry for some Gardevoir?

[@lasarith2]

He could just buy either a cat or dog basket, and just place the Eevee’s in that , which would make them easier to move .

[@dalebreaux8581]

You’ll never see a French Pokémon trainer with a Ponyta because they consider them French cuisine.

[@olerisager1976]

…. Did someone say Sauce for the Gardevoir picture? Plantpenetrator.

[@kalebriss]

Thank you my hero

[@greenmean_machean8517]

What are the most delicious looking pokemon That one guy: uh ......... you don't want to know .....

[@bryanmerel]

5:43 i see either noble or killer is also a fan of a certain "Ham that Cummin's" work, huh?

[@Zekken_The_Lodestar]

Lucario requires friendship to evolve so it'd be my first choice.

[@dreammaster1018]

I can't wait to see more Legends Arceus memes when this game comes out I'm pretty sure there's going to be more Pokemon wedding arrangements of otaku fan art coming out in a couple weeks of new Pokemon LOL

[@E.L.Tigre32]

Noooo I had a starly plushie when I was little, I lost it when our house got ruined

[@greenshadow2104]

5:04 what the duck is that voice *lmao*

[@dominicrobinson7403]

The sequels to sword and shield could be pokemon ballistic shield and RPG

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

1:11 The dragons here are: Duraludon, Alolan Exeggutor, Applin, Sliggoo. I had to look up a Pokémon dragon list to find that. 1:29 They look so much better in the old style. 2:13 That Apricorn Voltorb looks awesome. I thought that was fan art. I want to catch one. 2:58 Isn't Tepig resistant to fire? 5:25 I really hope that's a feature in Arceus ;3. 6:21 KAZUMA DO SOMETHING! 9:57 Maybe it's a Monotreme. 10:37 Are Pidgey around the same size?

[@althegamer6606]

akari '' COULD BE '' rei's great great great great grandmother

[@srlopez875]

I'm just here for talking about the thumbnail. Clearly whoever made that entry when they were making the 4th gen anyone ever thought of the possibilities.

[@iandespars4539]

Haha gotta love some good ole pokemon memes XD. Where is the anime Girl that he has a cutout of come from?

[@soelo592]

If I lose a Pokémon battle I’ll go back to the tall grass and grind that Pokémon till it’s over my opponent’s. (Hey, no dirty thoughts)

[@jzpowell2108]

Someone’s self projecting… hard might I add

[@deadlydingus1138]

You’ve heard of all dragons, now get ready for all ghosts.

[@Glaceonchan777]

i wonder if pokemon will add a marry or oath feature to future games (similar to the azur lane oath concept, oath to increase their stats)

[@mmmmmmmm7620]

Considering the protag of most Pokémon games is a kid that would be weird

[@venombug7476]

5:45 Should I be more embarrassed that I recognize that or that it's in this video?

[@joby-wankenobinolan3428]

Yeah that whole children mugging other children over pokemon battles thing made this DM of a Pokemon Tabletop game come up with a genius idea to make money without doing that. He created a brilliant sponsorship mechanic that got the party paid money every month, the amount of money they got was dependent on the size of business and how famous the party was (fame points).

[@jamesmalinowski4033]

Huh. Never expected a Nerf Now comic to show up in one of these episodes.

[@frostinite]

I'm gonna be honest, if marrying a pokemon isn't an option I'll be sad. At the very least I'll make memes about it.

[@kojo354]

In regards to ppl eating Pokémon: I remember the first Pokémon handbook saying that farfetch'd was rare because it's tongue was considered a delicacy.

[@JoseRivera-ym3wj]

Not the tongue, but all of it. The fact that it carried a leek around meant that it had the perfect vegetable to cook it with. It's a popular combination in cuisine. I can't recall which one exactly.

[@JoseRivera-ym3wj]

5:25 I know that many artists have given the human female figure treatment, but seeing them extra thicc leaves me with "confused arousal". Also, Cynthia is a snack. She will crush your Pokémon and step on you, but I like that she has that quirky personality when she's not in "champion mode". Speaking of Pokémon Masters, I want Melony to appear. I want to know what kind of figure is hidden under her coat.

[@arctohru]

Understandable, have a great day

[@pcalix17]

I came for the video and found DND Pokemon. You, sir, are a genius.

[@uninconnu5844]

To be honest, now that I think of it, I'm not really sure anymore that I want to marry Gardevoir. I mean, yeah, she's great, but it has become such a common meme that she's overrated now

[@randomperson5579]

The original starters yeah sure they're iconic but, obviously the best of the 3 is Squirtle, because of the Squirtle Squad.

[@collaborisgaming2190]

10:11 live birth be more of a mess to censor. biologically it's simple to fertilize an egg since it's outside the body. going back to the eating pokemon theme, unfertilized eggs may likely be a delicacy based on species.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Ohhh... There was an animated short about that. The trainer didn't want the egg, so the daycare owner makes scrambled(or fried) eggs with it...

[@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108]

8:49 Eyyyy, it's our boi sskaitcomics!

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Gonna need the thumbnail sauce.

[@PHANTOMxGHOSTS]

Artist is Plantpenetrator

[@Butter_Warrior99]

@@PHANTOMxGHOSTS, Much appreciated

[@Rook_BT]

If you need help with those Eevee, I'll give you my location

[@Drakerai]

OK but. Did Staraptor evade aura sphere? Does anyone else seem bothered by that? Anyone?

[@scaredengineer]

well i did not expect this in my home page

[@ahyeslol6154]

Marrying a Gardevoir seems to be better than marrying someone who is thirstier than you

[@elYIiLy]

even the pokemon company can't decide how to pronounce arceus, so i just call it llama god

[@elYIiLy]

(they've officially pronounced it as both "ar-see-us" and "ar-key-us"

[@vjbd2757]

Anyone cautiously excited for the new game?

[@personamaster1573]

Most of us have seen the trailers, it does not look promising at all sadly.

[@gallantblade1825]

I’m pretty excited for it. I think it’ll be good.

[@Klonoahedgehog]

You have to have expectations to be cautiously optimistic

[@themonsterunderyourbed.7620]

Unfortunately, I'm a ghost type user So cursola has given me... *...ideas.*

[@DracoKazenare]

You will never convince me that Gen 2 wasn't the best gen. Typhlosion is and always will be best fire type

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

typhlosion is meh tier sp attack and speed it's only real saving grace is being a moderately fast eruption user (doesn't even have good type coverage without support mons like ninetales for solarbeam)

[@yarc9]

@@whimsicalchronicles8798 typhlosion is better than Charizard

[@FirestoneX]

Gen 1 is the best

[@yarc9]

@@whimsicalchronicles8798 can do solar beam and focus blast and flash fire

[@kingphantom7666]

Gen 3 blows gen 2 out the water lol