GAY, STRAIGHT, OR TAKEN: The Cringey Dating Show

[@amandahagglund4652]

”Obama might be gay” two seconds later *instant regret*

[@sanogoadamagyram8166]

I think he remembered all the conspiracy theories and the disgusting body shaming Michelle Obama had to endure. I blame the internet for ruining that joke.

[@anequamckinless9080]

Apparently he was dating Harry Styles ages ago😂

[@say0nlavigne440]

@@anequamckinless9080 lmao what

[@happlly1349]

Anequa Mckinless hobama was the best fucking ship 😌✨

[@xxivy_lyxxmoore5717]

I read this while he said it 🤭 oop- 💝

[@asherlewis5974]

I love how it implies that "taken" is a sexuality of it's own

[@bluedidntwork3196]

It obviously is

[@FPwLola]

From hence forth I shall be Takensexual. 😂

[@iandoesthings420]

Technically it is cause you would only be sexually attracted to only the person you want. Not just based on gender or anything so it can basically be a nice umbrella term

[@mollykircher3104]

It very much is it's own sexuality.

[@lcpiduts242]

"I'm into woMAN" "see? my arm around this woMAN" the way he emphasizes the *MAN* has me cackling

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

how did I not catch this lmao I'm dumb asl

[@lcpiduts242]

@@OnlyMichaelJackson it's at 5:27

[@ozgeakpolat1798]

literally the comment that i've been looking for

[@kpopsucker3021]

@@ozgeakpolat1798 I know right 😂😂

[@noemistephanie93]

lol same

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

The gay guy has a boyfriend though, so it’s literally just “taken, taken, straight”

[@lucerix6033]

1 truth 2 lies

[@dnvh877]

no, it's "taken taken single" 😂😂

[@majorh172]

That’s exactly what I was thinking

[@ssnowypug]

thats what i was thinkin lol

[@fangirlingmess9139]

"he's straight, but would reply to a James Charles DM" sksjsjsjsj

[@Jenna-zl9su]

Queen Moriarty the shade 😂

[@latoyasmith2183]

Hi sister

[@walkerassasin277]

But that wouldn’t make him bi

[@stopbeingana-hole4151]

I'm deceased 😂😂

[@honey78665]

@@walkerassasin277 why are you replying to every James Charles comment with the same thing? I don't mind if you're his fan and offended, I'm just curious lol.

[@heather_doestruecrime]

"Straight but would reply to a James Charles DM" is a whole new sexuality

[@shortangel333]

So... Hetero-James-Charles-Flexible?

[@lashtonhemwin2238]

Heather J that’s a new religion

[@redhood8141]

Lol ikr, I swear James is trying to make that a thing

[@deviplaysstuff]

Red Hood ewwww your picture!

[@cottonballskies]

Heather J jamessexual

[@johannabanks4608]

“OH NO HE DID A GAY” -Lucas 2019

[@elesunadehegemonico]

“The gay sugar daddy and The girlfriend” sounds like a Lifetime movie

[@sams_not_here]

Id watch it

[@campbellmoon4749]

“I think grandpas gay” “I don’t think he is” I wheezed😂

[@heather_doestruecrime]

That killed me lmao

[@jpbyrne246]

Lucas can't figure out which one is the gay but I'm out here not even able to tell who's who 😂

[@redhood8141]

Lol so relatable, been there

[@kaylateplica821]

Same 😂

[@ghostthelizard]

I am both

[@ppeapie]

yOu should watch ‘love island’ because we know you love the British accent and it is a dating show

[@fandomlover831]

Ehhh Love island likes to harass creators who like to make commentary

[@kriistaa7]

OMG YES ID SO BE HERE FOR IT!!! the season with Olivia buckland or the one with kem and amber as there was so much draaammaa!!!

[@emmapetrus127]

YES OMG OMG WATCH THE FIRST SEASON

[@user-qx2xi7xv8u]

I think he said he already watched the 2018 season on the podcast

[@abbey872]

M Yesss only true fans know 👏🏻✨

[@liamdude5722]

The one acting straight is gay. The one acting gay is straight. The one who likes girls for their personalities is taken.

[@ElDesvanDeDan]

Isn't that what life is like?

[@thibomeurkens2296]

How do you “act” gay or straight tho? I mean to can’t act back or white either..

[@laura-gr8qu]

@@thibomeurkens2296 I know I'm late, and yeah you're right, you cant act gay or straight, BUT you can act stereotypes of gay and straight.

[@thibomeurkens2296]

@@laura-gr8qu yeah that’s true..

[@akwkoskqlleld6391]

"He is straight but the type to replie to a James Charles dm, yuh feel" lmaoo😂😂😂 Edit: thanks for 1.1k likes never had more than 3 and it was all for quoting the video so I appreciate it

[@walkerassasin277]

I'm Tall maybe he is bi

[@afgzee2011]

@@walkerassasin277 calm down. Replying to every comment about James Charles

[@ericcartman1012]

Ur wc for 1k

[@willow7878]

The real question is.. What does Lucas smell like? Peppermint or money?

[@rosemarybailey8364]

*B O T H*

[@lindsayjk]

dew drop I genuinely can’t tell if you are joking or not-

[@sams_not_here]

dew drop Lucas is as straight as a dick

[@selenahairston9802]

Peppa Puff soft?

[@danieldonovan106]

Peppa Puff Brandon Rogers reference?

[@MCRgirlforever1]

"I have never had sex and not pictured Wendy Williams" *Wait, that's straight*

[@junodovah2323]

Debatable

[@moonshune]

Juno Dovah OMFG lol

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

"I moved from a small town to a big city. I'm a nanny." IT FEELS LIKE A PARTY EVERYDAY, HEY JESSIE HEY JESSIE

[@marycarmenbtw3978]

??

[@taishadolla8970]

@@marycarmenbtw3978 r/whoosh

[@burgundychipmunk2590]

It's a Disney show about a nanny

[@lcpiduts242]

"what I'm saying is there is a 90% chance your dad's gay" okay Lucas, come for my dad like that, okay... 😂

[@rachelmartin4784]

gay, straight, or taken: also known as me getting a new crush in theatre and trying to figure out the situation

[@arisymphony]

"what kind of guy shaves his chest" He's literally a model tho???

[@junodovah2323]

Lol exactly

[@shortangel333]

Only gay people shave their chests so they can blind the homophobes with it if the sun is shining. Duh.

[@celiaharker3994]

Ari! Oh no I was your 666th like, THE DEVIL!

[@yassine8935]

Ari! Exactly 💀

[@aleleeramos]

speaking as a retired model. you are 100 percent correct!

[@walkingtravesty6884]

“Obama might be gay” -jk Rowling

[@RockiAnimations]

Ron: Come on, don't want to miss the train-- Harry Potter: Obama is gay

[@gl00myharvester]

The three sexualities: gay, straight and taken

[@oli5472]

Ok Emi

[@junodovah2323]

makes more sense than- nvm 👀

[@Clemingtime]

*shrieks in bisexual*

[@gl00myharvester]

@@Clemingtime *shreeks back in panromantic asexual*

[@itskk731]

😂😂

[@Eyeball44]

I loved how that ending defied the stereotypes- the most "masculine" one, who had the least "gay" stuff and seemed really straight was gay, I love it

[@pijusmaciulis2154]

plot twist: they all straight *but shes gay and taken*

[@claire28638]

lack toes and taller ants this comment is gonna blow up lmfao

[@anabrito4323]

justice_for_Alexei I LMAO

[@lilly-iy8cs]

@@claire28638 JUSTICE FOR ALEXEIIIII

[@MrMysteryy]

Yasssss

[@butternutyeeetsbanana.-.5389]

lack toes and taller ants yas

[@AlsoKnownAsTheOracle]

Cuz if you pick him We'll be going on your vacation *ň Ø ţ Ý ö Ų*

[@waterbasednutrients]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xaeina]

The number of likes is how many dating shows Lucas reacted to....

[@sourwitch2340]

You mean how many he should react to still.

[@sia.offline]

@@sourwitch2340 yessss

[@m3atbawl]

cough cough LIKE BEGGAR cough cough

[@xaeina]

@@m3atbawl Not really a like beggar, it's a simple joke but feel however you want to :)

[@welp5627]

sometimes i forget that this is the same person that played fred.

[@Sendboi]

That's how I feel haha. He used to be my neighbor back when he was in high school in Nebraska

[@deborahhill3130]

@@Sendboi FR?

[@a3terinn_]

sameee bestie, I looked up Fred and his channel popped up, now I do this all the time 😂😂😂

[@venustoocool6518]

“my gaydar is broken” me whenever im trying to figure out if a girl is gay

[@kellyjellybeaan]

ME

[@nearell4978]

mood

[@annaalister8915]

Tina Idibouo ME!!!!!!!!!!

[@annaalister8915]

Tina Idibouo I felt that in my heart it stabbed me 😂

[@nicoleslater1896]

Yesssss a mood lol

[@faith9196]

*911 what’s your emergency??* “Yeah so my gaydar stopped working. Please hurry.”

[@chloeyarbrough2759]

“listen mom, the world isn’t just one big gay playground” -Lucas C. 2019

[@ilovecats8307]

sadly..

[@a_potat]

@@ilovecats8307 ikr

[@riverdaisy4215]

YOUR world may not be some big gay playground and mines isn’t either just in my daydreams sadly 😔

[@kaleidoscope5054]

not yet it isnt

[@yesbutactuallyno1521]

I'd randomly kiss each one and see their reactions, if he's into the kiss and continues making out with you then he's probably not gay or has a girlfriend

[@sarahcooper8464]

lucas should join the Area 51 raid to save Marvin Marvin

[@bumblebeebrass164]

Sarah Cooper I’m-

[@clairpods8496]

Grace B she’s-

[@mariyahmonet3979]

Clairpods we-

[@Taedybear]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS LMFAOOOO

[@itscinna5540]

And I oop-

[@_phong.huynh_]

Just imagining thousands of straight men walking into that show saying "slay queen" "spill it, sis" and "yassss" would confuse many people, causing them to lose entirely.

[@fangirlingmess9139]

if she wants a man who shoots a gun she should pick the serial killer on the phone lmfao💀

[@ArturGlass.C]

But he's taken :(

[@Lilliz91]

Uuuh factually speaking most gun owners aren’t serial killers.

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@Lilliz91 Yep most serial killers have and use guns. Which is what the op was saying.

[@heyitsnoreen]

@@ArturGlass.C and gay.

[@sarahcahill954]

😂 underrated comment

[@katherinehavens6227]

“What kind of man shaved his chest” Um the kind I’m gonna marry

[@drmnstr]

"You have just received a homosexual point" is officially my favourite quote ever

[@bmays94]

i read this exactly when he said that lol

[@cerestrial8591]

“I like a guy who’s not afraid to pick up a gun and shoot it” *proceeds to give them a crossbow*

[@thewinterofourdiscounttent3889]

If the gay guy has a boyfriend, why isn't the show called Taken, Taken, or Straight lmao

[@RONANAWAY]

fr i thought the gay man would be single but he wasnt

[@evelynwireman1303]

because it was the 2000s and gay was better clickbait than taken that's my guess at least lmao

[@junodovah2323]

Probably because they’re both taken but only one is gay...

[@Oliver-ub4gc]

@@junodovah2323 Lol exactly

[@witchywoman2008]

Straight, Taken, or Gayken.

[@khushibypan666]

Lucas you NEED to watch this Noah Centineo move called SWIPED. It’s to put it in two words: Really Bad. I know it would be hilarious to see you react to it because there are just so many things wrong with it: the acting, the awkward camera angles, the bad background music, and the script. PLEASE WATCH IT!! Lots of love ❤️❤️

[@turkkayla]

"What I'm saying is there's a 90 percent chance your dad's gay." -Lucas Cruikshank

[@teijatube6899]

“my gaydar is malfunctioning, i’ll call 911” 😂😂lol

[@hunterrednight9688]

"he's straight, but WOULD reply to a james charles DM... ya feel?" I FEEL SISTER LOL

[@sammymoeyy0707]

*"I'm into woMEN see my arm around this woMAN I like woMAn I'm into this woMAN"*

[@samanthashowers8677]

James Charles would find out who the gay one is and go for everyone but him

[@latoyasmith2183]

Yesss we need to get him on the show

[@El.Chico_Hector]

This comment had me cackling

[@walkerassasin277]

Or the person can be bi

[@freezedriedfruits]

walker assasin bro you are replying to every comment like this. U good lol?

[@walkerassasin277]

Nora Hughes yeah I got nothing else to do

[@Migrane0]

"Why does the person on the phone sound like a sereal killer?" It sounds exactly like Keifer Sutherland in Phonebooth

[@brandonktemple]

“He is so straight that I’m starting to think he might be gay.” Literally my train of thought whenever I like a straight guy!

[@elijah6496]

“someone owns my soul because of something i’ve signed” me: it’s brendon urie and it’s happened to all of us.

[@ilovesleep33]

the boyfriend on the phone sounded like ghostface from scream LMAOOOOO

[@selenahairston9802]

Elizabeth granger THATS WHERE I RECOGNIZED THE VOICE FROM

[@RockiAnimations]

Or the guy who said ''I dont know what you want, or who you are. But I will find you, and I will kill you." Unless that's also from Scream idk

[@user.7710]

@@RockiAnimations that’s from Taken but yeah i hear it too

[@RockiAnimations]

@@user.7710 I see, must have been mixed up. Haven’t watched Taken yet

[@elmin82]

yes right

[@Gingergent07]

"He's straight but he would reply to a James Charles dm, ya feel? OHHH Lucas coming in hot with that eclipse XD

[@Virtual-Hugs]

Is it just me or does the boyfriend on the phone sound totally different from when he showed up at the end??

[@meganblue9742]

I can imagine that 💭... A husband tells his wife that he’s going on this she responded ok ur the taken guy he says no the gay one

[@aliciajodi]

Lucas: "omg another mysterious phone call is happening" KZbin: *plays ad*

[@zofiarosehopecsikszentmiha2877]

This is my favorite channel. Please never stop making videos.

[@CRE8LSM]

its odd that this whole game show kind of revolves around the men doing things to "prove" some toxic masculinity BUT not once did she try to figure out which one is dating the woman on the phone.

[@adeliepeng.1046]

well obvs, looking for the gay dude was more “entertaining” than looking for the taken dude

[@declaracionespolemicas]

Toxic masculinity, what? Where's the toxic part of it? It's all masculinity toxic, and is it toxic if women do it?

[@meyu1468]

C W its toxic because they try to prove their masculinity to show that they’re not gay. And yes it would be toxic if women were to prove their femininity to show that they’re not gay.

[@JLynnEchelon]

I thought it was super weird that it did seem overly concerned with trying to find the gay guy. Also weird that it's "gay, straight and taken" like it's not 2 taken and 1 single.

[@Eyeball44]

Ikr

[@moonshune]

My dads better be gay, they already married eachother

[@ItsChloeLin]

Lucas's Gaydard was lowkey spot on tho. When he said the gay guy was so straight he's prob gay. And " He's straight but would reply to a James charles Dm" lolol

[@chickennuggies862]

“Who shaves their chest” Lucas: uh Zac Efron, Channing Tanum, Obama,Liam Hemsworth My bran: ....... Me: no please no My brain: imagines them shirtless Me: DAMMIT

[@samanthaday6759]

Happy Cupcake 😋😋

[@confetti_kisses427]

We all know u wanted to see shirtless Obama, no judgement here tho sis 💅🏻

[@hamianagrande]

Your Bran 💀

[@jocelyn6344]

love the dating show videos again. love you lucas

[@dr.openheartsurgery8548]

So the gay one has a boyfriend to! So this show is really just “taken, taken, single”

[@yaszey5]

Wait, the gay guy is taken...so should this be called 2 takens and a single

[@DaveTugwell]

no

[@noneyabusinessduh2039]

Jasmine McCoy he’s gayken

[@oliviavance7684]

None ya business Duh I laughed way to hard 😂

[@starprincessjolie]

Well there's also two straight dudes...

[@jcolburn2820]

As a woman who is dating another woman, and is currently the owner of two cats, I am literally drowning in **** and I couldn't be happier

[@cj222100]

The mid 2000s were the absolute best as far as terrible yet entertaining reality shows, dating shows, etc. Your commentary had me dying😂😂😂

[@tjoffe4247]

“I just moved out from a small town to a big city. Im a nanny” that sounds like someone we all know too well....lol

[@meganzakeri9621]

what if you’re gay, straight, AND taken 😰😤

[@gabibalbino150]

bisexual culture is shook

[@Endwardluver]

Its a problem

[@eggs7594]

I mean saaaame

[@junodovah2323]

Then you’re gonna have a lot of explaining to do to a lot of people

[@FuqThatOn]

It's called a bisexual dating a transgender

[@beachbat]

“gays smell like money ...and/or peppermint” me who has mint lotion, candles and wears peppermint essential oils: 👀✨

[@nivmessinger9325]

omfg it’s fake because Kara was my acting coach. 😂

[@nobody1748]

No way 😂😂😂

[@lillykhange6300]

Seriously

[@Stella-y7x]

omg When? In the 2000's?

[@Karaetify]

She’s coaching people? Like no ofense but she herself isn’t really like a good actress 😂

[@beckieross9122]

Get your money back

[@deld0916]

Yes Lucas slay with these videos I am loving at this content that you’re pumping out keep up the great work sis

[@AnymousScreams]

I've dated bisexual men who shave their chests, arms, etc. That's not remotely gay. I'd say it's a personal choice.

[@sofianikitina5261]

How can I like a video twice? Lol this vid made me laugh sm!😂

[@linabam5064]

"They're drowning in the puss" I DIEHEISBOSJSKS I CAN'T BREATHE LUCAS

[@microwavedsalad3200]

I READ THAT EXACTLY WHEN HE SAID IT!!

[@montagewolf2709]

Just saw your old swimming pool video with your high pitched voice, brought back amazing memories, awesome to see you still making vids

[@CorinaBriggs1209]

I love that you mentioned asexuals, even for just a moment. I feel happiness

[@catiaVanPT]

I've been bing watching your videos for the past few days, and you need more subs !!! This is one of the funniest channels out there, you are literally making great content out of anything xD

[@thebeatsieboys]

I want Lucas to name more straight people that are "gay". Just to see that face of instant regret two seconds later.

[@leahelizabeth7800]

“ I’m into this woMAN” “ I like woMEN” 😂😭😂😂

[@rottenradish5459]

Not gonna lie, the concept of this show is actually pretty good

[@Caydenissohot]

They should make a now/updated show of this

[@daliaruiz7276]

3 years ago and im just now finding out about this.... Lucas you are queen i remember the good old fred videos but im happy that your slaying at this. im lovin' the vibe

[@_sch_eme_]

Okay but this show was like high key braking stereotypes! Loved it! Where do i sign to bring it back?? Waay too many toxic stereotypes going on right now.

[@satyawhitby7777]

mari_who_ana are you d u m b

[@_sch_eme_]

@@satyawhitby7777 what? Whyy??

[@confetti_kisses427]

Nah, it was chock full of stereotypes

[@shawneeeeeeeeeee]

Omg. Lucas’ commentary has me wheeze-laughing. 😂 I love it.

[@ThatAwkwardGirl7]

"One time she called me and said 'i think grandpa's gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aperson9663]

My gaydar went off on “TOuChy FEelY” guy. I wonder if I’m right. CALLED IT HAHHAHAH

[@malloryheckart3726]

I hate being early. There are no good comments 😕

[@zero-vd8jh]

Mallory Heckart wow I’m offended

[@angelnotsh9481]

Be the good comment

[@alliraallen6433]

Be what you wanna see

[@jasmine5802]

Your profile pic is everything.

[@malloryheckart3726]

Jasmine Brown thanks 😂

[@jeremyud]

Lucas is wearing what looks like a Bugle Boy t-shirt from 1994 and I'm here for it.

[@morganedegagne889]

Lucassss I was a fan of yours when u were Fred (I made my mom buy your merch) and I'm still a fan 10 years later :') So happy to see you evolve!!

[@briannaschumacher1960]

Bro that’s like the true definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover” omg

[@stevelikescheese3]

My husband does his eyebrows, shaves his arms, does it hair/has hair products, AND ALWAYS HAS TO LOOK GOOD. I told him I thought he was gay when we first met but we're married now. I still get that vibe from him though lol

[@LuvFearlessly]

No one Important we stan a man who cares about hygiene

[@rachaeldbmiller]

That’s some teaaaaa

[@bmays94]

i felt that way about my ex boyfriend lol

[@emijay2991]

“iM nOt gAy” sorry i have to laugh-

[@thatscool5538]

Lucas: don't cancel me Me: *sips tea* sorry lucas that ship has sailed

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

I nailed it. Guessed each one correct. Not because of the men themselves, but based off of how I thought the show would handle it, and try and trick her and the viewers. You are hilarious Lucas. Want to see more vids like this. :)

[@k_mialove4495]

6:19 Lucas: "I have never did it and not think of wendy williams." Homophobic: Is he was gay¿" 《Jp😅

[@daniellek1191]

“Obama might be gay”lol! I love all your videos, but this is one of best the videos you’ve made in a while.

[@elliahclark5297]

Why have I not noticed you have a bush in a cup in the back😂

[@abslol1]

I often remember this show existing and am always confused

[@sydneyxblake]

According to this show, my boyfriend is gay as hell. He owns more skincare products than I do 😂 he may be a gay

[@mackie5380]

NO WAY

[@mackie5380]

(I’m kidding 😂

[@beachbomb]

All men own alot of skincare💀they get acne and pimples too. Some even worse

[@itskayla9735]

When she said “WHATTTTT!!!!” I died

[@dalia8768]

No one: Lucas:Calling straight ppl gay😂

[@hanny8687]

I honestly love watching Lucas, he never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@ej6975]

My day just got 10x better now that I have been welcomed to the Chan Chan 😌 Edit: Also I'm early for once in my life!

[@EM-qz1ed]

My account used to be called that

[@mackenziekabrich2057]

I started watching this channel yesterday and I'm dying of laughter

[@krabhadie9986]

No one: Girls walking into clubs after watching Lucas: “okay so who here shaves from the chest down!?!”

[@bellaamie814]

“Is he gay Lucas” “no he’s married” lmao