Ridiculous Things We Believed as Kids | THE BRO SHOW PODCAST

[@amandagrasmane9479]

This pod(and simplypodlogical) is all I look forward to every week. Idk what I’d do without y’all pls don’t ever quit this

[@juliannecoloma9485]

My whole family knows I watch both y’all almost everyday. So basically we’re close friends now. See y’all at my bday party 💅

[@laurenj7468]

i've had sepsis (i think septic shock is the same thing or similar?) it's basically when an untreated infection gets into your blood stream. it usually gives you flu-like symptoms and if untreated can be fatal, it can come on quite quickly too

[@lindsaybayless1861]

Yes it’s scared me to get it since I worked in a nursing home and someone I knew went there because they had it and unfortunately he died from it. He was older. You can get it from getting a UTI which you can get from not going to the bathroom when you need to. Dr. Mike says not to wait longer than 2 hours once you feel like you have to go

[@amandagrasmane9479]

The part in You and I by Lady haha where she goes “something about my cool Nebraska guyyy” makes me think of u two

[@Lyd11S]

I love lady haha

[@morgank7560]

😂

[@nemiamz]

Just made it official with the person I'm dating, but the podcast is still the highlight of my day

[@jessicapirnat]

happy for you!

[@beingzombievstheworld]

Congrats 🎉

[@sicklycynical]

Congrats!!

[@thoughtsoflasiaalu]

Lol this is actually suchhhhh a mood 😩😂💕

[@MeeblesSporella]

I always thought #bloodymary would pop out of the #mirror so I covered my mirror in my room for years.

[@MeeblesSporella]

Santa and elves are real silly!

[@beckstyles3467]

Literally in "Struggles of Quarantine" podcast with Ally, Jacob asks "Do I talk about POOP TOO MUCH GUYS????" in the exact same shirt and everything

[@maddynye]

2 minutes ago? sis i have impressed myself this week

[@takenbyme100]

Same

[@melissafonseca4193]

Jacob giggling when he was talking about balls and butt was so funny

[@me123_.]

Jacob, I'm sorry to say this but you do talk about poop more than the average person

[@MargauxNeedler]

I listen to your podcasts to help me fall asleep sometimes, because there is such a calm vibe

[@ele-nah]

i have weird dreams every time I fall asleep with the podcast on haha but yeah they're super chill

[@jacquelineduvall1814]

Nurse Jackie here! Lol Septic Shock is a localized or wide spread infection (in the bloodstream) in the body that starts shutting down your organs. Love you guys!

[@j_8O]

This isn't something I thought but my Aunt told me once that when she was little she thought people on tv were actually just tiny people inside acting everything out

[@notyayo]

Haha! You're not the only ones, my parents always made a big deal of pumping gas when they first taught me🤣

[@jeremiahbrown2339]

When I was a kid I used to think people in different far away states lived, thought and acted differently and I thought people in foreign countries were basically aliens not literally but just that different from us and I moved from Cali to Texas as a kid but still thought that! Lmao as an adult I understand people are people 😂😂

[@superninjuhful]

When I was younger my parents told me that if I pointed at people I would get pimples on my fingers and I believed tf out of that.

[@svetlanakalinkov7586]

Lucas is my favorite Tween KZbinr. You should listen to Isaac Dunbar, some of his music are Bops and he's also a Tweeny-Bopper like us. I like: woman on the hills and Makeup Drawer is just a fun bop.

[@lalalahahaha6133]

i know, its fantastic that he has such a strong identity and image at 17. Im still searching for myself at 24 😅

[@chirara1071]

17 4eva

[@sayonarasami]

Me: 🥺 when Lucas and Jacob called me a genius to my assumption as a kid.

[@KaitlynBelle225]

"You won't be a celebrity if you're a bad kid" is diabolical😂😂😂😂

[@annax9147]

I'm wearing a thong rn and you have me questioning whether I can feel it or not 😂 I mean kinda? But it's not uncomfortable

[@quickchris10]

Yeah, I wonder what kinda underwear emailer of the tight jeans was wearing. Maybe that was the prob. Or she failed to wear underwear, and the big seam chaffed her.

[@jacquelineduvall1814]

You guys should do a video on different ways of upgrading different comfort foods, taking them to the next level. For example Mac and cheese

[@beingzombievstheworld]

I just became an uncle recently I'm gonna tell weird harmless stuff to the baby when it grows up just for fun.

[@lolabunny1157]

“A lot of the stuff me and Lucas do are for celebrities” 😂😂

[@emilypapurello9720]

everytime i see that little sign that says "ugly is ok" i feel so validated

[@EvWuzhere]

When i was a kid i straight up thought that left and right blinker signs that light up in the car arent caused by the driver hitting the blinker but was somehow the car telling you which way to go bc it knew where you wanted to go even though there literally wasnt even gps back then

[@emilym3013]

As a child I believed that when I was watching a TV show of any sorts, I believed that they were filming it as I was watching it.

[@maryc44]

Luis D. Ortiz has a new show on Netflix! It’s called the worlds most amazing vacation rentals and it’s so good !!

[@sagem9224]

i saw luis at coachella in 2017 and he had a big napoleon complex. he was pushing people out of his way and yelling lmaooo

[@lindsaybayless1861]

Lucas dressed like John Cena again lol

[@scxmfuxk5541]

me listening to the betterhelp ad while drunk and overeating yyyyaaaaasss

[@hazellegaleas]

Every week I look up for your podcast , it makes me laugh so fckng much and feel less lonely 🙃 no pressure tho . Ly guys

[@Marina_DU]

Hey, I came from Google Podcast to KZbin just to comment this. WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT DOWN THE LID BEFORE FLUSHING THE TOILET!?!?!? Every one should do that, and just putting down the lid in general. I don't wanna enter a toilet and the first thing I see is a poop hole, the lid should always be put unless you are actually using the toilet. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[@gabbyd14]

week 25 of me asking for an asmr episode of the podcast🤞💕

[@berrekarakus7208]

i thought Hannah Montana was based on true story lol. I assumed Miley actually lived all that and when her secret was out she made a show about it. And i would fight my mom about this (she'd say it didn not happen) even though i had no reason to believe it was the truth.

[@taureanbabe8415]

For Lucas *you always talk about soggy French fries and how you love them more that’s your go to thing*

[@beztroska]

I’m reading My Policeman now too! For the same reason, lol

[@jeremiahbrown2339]

The expiration date thing was funny af. Capri suns are just gross now in days but they used to hit in the early 2000’s.

[@koasterlover1045]

Pacific Cooler still hits

[@jeremiahbrown2339]

@@koasterlover1045 you think so? That used to be fav but it tastes gross to me now

[@99centlips]

i agree that shit tastes like throw up now 🤣

[@moby325]

as a thong user, yes u become desensitized u dont notice it after a while, now full underwear that cover the cheeks are uncomfy 🤧

[@mstone4677]

When we were little my grandpa told me and my cousins that stop lights had a switch that little mice and rats would flip to change the light from red to green and vice versa

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

The thing about dying in dreams is not true lol, I had a dream once that I died in a car crash. I just viewed the following events as a ghost or something for the rest of the dream.

[@marqueen9462]

bros, were legit at 0% thumbs down....iconic

[@BigAlexgator]

Lol but now you’re the “Barely but Basically Beautifully Baldy Bald Bois”

[@floral-smoke]

I used to think the people who were on the TV were behind the TV. I remember checking behind the TV to see them. Don't know how I explained to myself they weren't behind there, but ahahah

[@HB-tk7xc]

51:00 I live in Oregon where we don’t pump our own gas, so that’s not part of learning how to drive 😂. First time I tried pumping my own gas I was in my early 20s on a trip to Canada.

[@elizabeth8093]

I used to think if you ordered something on the internet it would instantly come out of the printer

[@alyssasweeney1536]

The gas rounding up is from back in the day when parents actually had to balance their check book (before the internet existed and you could look at your account balance online). It was much easier to do your own subtraction from your account with whole dollars 😃

[@sneeze4254]

YOU BLEW MY MIND WITH THE KESHA FACT. WHAT hahahaha I would’ve never known

[@lilykempenich8669]

i thought that the voice in our navigation system was my mom because she told me she recorded it before i was born so i literally thought everyone’s GPS had my moms voice

[@SourceAdversary]

I Love You, Lucas & Jacob!

[@ellenbronson4067]

Damn I want the podcast back soooo bad

[@catbrinson2999]

About the thong thing. I only wear them. Regular underwear is uncomfortable to me. Ig i just got use to it lol been wearing them for almost 8 years.

[@natalief3145]

Yup!

[@catbrinson2999]

@@natalief3145 I’ve had friends & exs hatting on it but I literally can NOT do reg undies. I feel like they’re always slipping off 😭😂 I was just talking to a friend about it the other day and she thought I was crazy. I’m soooo glad I’m not the only one!!

[@cz180p]

I swear all american kids had the same childhood in some aspects. being told the lights on in the car is illegal one of them. I thought i was the only one lmao. I'd turn that light on so quick and my dad would always be like "you cant do that its against the law" smh

[@FeverFo]

I'm late but I want to say as someone who lives in LA, two acting scouts have come up to my mom (for my brother and i) at our local target when were about 10-12 yrs old.

[@jenrogers572]

I'm so old that I only had this weird booster that folded in front of me. I could easily get out of it. The 80s were wild.

[@zzzzzz-ti2rv]

I knew y'all would talk about the born pregnant one that was my favorite lol, and in another dimension maybe that's the truth

[@erinunderwood3103]

Im blonde and have been put into categories my whole life 😭

[@kerryc1241]

SHAMPOO FROM CVS LMAAOO

[@chloec222]

update on the Megan trainor thing. she posted her double toilets on tiktok

[@dylpickled]

Lmao better help isn’t recruiting, they’re laying off in mass

[@oksoheresthething]

1:16:00 i’m laughing imagining jacob having a child who calls them “father”

[@oksoheresthething]

imagining the kid being a teen and still doing it

[@stevenousleyII]

Trisha was literally just talking about Twilight and then you guys did!

[@Finn_River]

The movies were just put on netflix at the time so a lot of people started talking about it

[@Candywalli]

You guys should watch booktubers because you guys are reading mainstream booktube books

[@sarahbright8574]

I used to think gay men married gay women. Now I'm gay lol

[@sneeze4254]

I think kids are more superstitious not necessarily OCD bc I lot of people develop it in their 20s. And it’s way more debilitating. But kids are just learning things and so they’re quick to believe anything they hear. That’s my best guess anyway haha

[@sarahforkas2747]

Goodmorning bros

[@quickchris10]

Jacob talks about peeing a lot, it seems to me. I mean, it's TMI too me. I mean, ``here I am at the store; I have to pee.'' Or, ``I bought a pee test.' Or, ``is it wrong to take a pee test on the podcast,'' and ``look how clear my pee is!'' Aannywaays, I could see getting a yeast infection from tight jeans; IDK; or toxic shock syndrome, like you can get from a tampon. (tampons have that warning on the pkg.) (Why I am answering the questions your mom should answer is because I'm her age, I'm guessing.)

[@natalief3145]

Yes definitely desensitized to the thong and after a while start to not be able to wear anything else

[@kahanaslabaugh]

I NEED you guys to talk about squid game

[@jessicarobison4263]

does anyone know which podcast they talk about how they ran away from a car late at night and one of them like peed their pants and another threw up? i wanna relisten lol

[@me123_.]

I think it's 'Sh*t We're Scared Of'

[@sthefcastro5827]

I used to think kissing would get me pregnant too! lol I remember I kissed a boy at 6 years old during a going away party that my mom had during my parent's divorce and I was crying under my sister's crib cuz I thought that I was gonna have to raise the kid alone lmao

[@dianagonzalez8992]

Ya habían subido este podcast o por qué ya había escuchado esto??😳

[@lindsaybayless1861]

No sé

[@IAMROME]

i have a gecko

[@IAMROME]

i got him in 4th grade. im 25 now... he wont die

[@Js2Jo]

Hey Lucas and Jacobs, I know you're both gay!!

[@nemiamz]

What??????????

[@MargauxNeedler]

Lol Lucas always has some white stuff or something on his nose. This isn't the first time on a podcast anyway 🤣

[@impaigeriggs6079]

Purrrr

[@dylpickled]

Not my policeman

[@loompy1440]

Buffalo are totally real. What about all the people who go to Yellowstone and take tons o’ pictures of them looking all majesticly furry and mold covered. They’re just fuzzy big aggressive roaming cow things. it’s not far fetched by any stretch of the imagination. Also saying that is Native American PHOBIC (cancelled) lol

[@beckstyles3467]

no

[@lindsaybayless1861]

Huh?

[@kayla5834]

Oh I’m here early early hey yallll

[@totaldrama77]

Oh I’m early EARLY😍

[@adrianibarra8758]

WHEN I WAS LITTLE I BELIEVED I WOULD BE THICC AND BHAD AF. Turned out to be true SIS. Purr.

[@lillysmith424]

Nah I was literally watching Fred, Trisha paytas and Shane Dawson as a kid and still follow y’all lmfao

[@beckstyles3467]

thongs are cringe and gross

[@lillysmith424]

Swag

[@ursulamarisol]

I absolutely love Lucas and Jacob but better help? Seriously???? Hell no!

[@stephaniem5188]

Yeesh, the enjoying being kidnapped joke, not cool. Love you guys but try and be more sensitive

[@lindsaybayless1861]

Omg if something offends you just leave instead of crying about it. And have you ever heard of Stockholm syndrome? It’s real