LUDWIG KISSES SLIME ON CAMERA | The Yard

Oh you thought this was a boys club? Well now all the boys are kissing. Take that, liberal. This episode the boys cover Aiden's trip to Sweden, Nick's adventures in the shower, and Ludwig's call from Mr. Beast. (Episode 10)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:01:04 - welcome to the yard
00:01:36 - coinbase
00:02:00 - jimmy & james
00:02:54 - the boys do some bonding
00:03:46 - mr beast & ludwig collab
00:06:32 - your weekly reminder to dm aiden
00:07:32 - ...but don't be this guy
00:09:02 - the yard x mr beast
00:11:07 - aiden's crazy first day in sweden
00:14:30 - zlatan interlude
00:15:30 - aiden's crazy first day in sweden (cont)
00:31:27 - ludwig & aiden HATE sweden
00:33:56 - ludwig crop top debate
00:37:56 - the boys go to the zoo (without aiden)
00:40:48 - the boys are going to Italy
00:43:52 - travelling is wack
00:47:12 - sorry not sorry european viewers
00:48:20 - 'i didn't vote for him'
00:50:09 - alt accounts
00:52:36 - yung lean vs leffen
00:53:07 - coinbase
00:54:00 - mr beast's newest video
00:55:11 - ludlocke
00:57:37 - LUDWIG MOMENT OF THE WEEK
01:00:15 - NFT's
01:03:00 - Noel Miller commerical
01:03:32 - targeted ads
01:05:31 - The Shampoo Incident
01:06:49 - slime buys a cool toy
01:10:44 - nick's most painful moment ever
01:15:46 - hospital nightmare
01:24:52 - ludwig never reads messages
01:26:58 - mr beast has a whole team of slime's
01:28:18 - patreon gets to pick nick's tattoo
01:30:01 - we are going to farm as much drama as possible
01:32:10 - WOW THIS SECTION HAS SO MUCH DRAMA & NEWS
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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[@emo6577]

It is hilarious that they manage to dunk on Aimen for having good social skills

[@720logan2]

how do they do it

[@emo6577]

@@720logan2 oh I mostly mean when they jokingly make fun of him for things like staying friends with people he turns down on dates, being nice to people in dms, having good game, that kinda thing

[@geckogeico2212]

I think you should DM him and compliment him on his social skills

[@emo6577]

@@geckogeico2212 maybe I will… jk but I do love Aimen

[@rodneyzirpolo]

He's the only one that isn't insane I swear

[@haqon8310]

These guys are so extremeley american. Ludwig is about as french as a croissant from wallmart

[@aaroncordwell3102]

Aimen is slowly being sapped of his Canadianism by the other guys

[@turtle7459]

@@aaroncordwell3102 Canadians are just cold Americans.

[@patrickhare_]

Wallart

[@PicassosCat]

@@turtle7459 so the reason Americans are crazy is that they're thawed?

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

Can't wait to DM Aiden how much I enjoy this episode!

[@UnderfundedScientist]

Not the hero we needed but the hero we deserve

[@faiz486]

Cant wait to comment this on every episode ever

[@Ihavealeftbrain]

What's his handle? Just for research.

[@paltysork2412]

@@Ihavealeftbrain its in the description, send your thanks to him instead of me

[@skeletonizer7512]

This bit was funny last time, and its STILL funny now

[@AlexH089]

slime's posture is just too impeccable, im not sold on him being a decrepit ancient being without functioning bones

[@joshavery]

Haven't watched yet, but I'm excited for "The Shampoo Incident" immediately followed up by "slime buys a cool toy"

[@m1LKbagzz]

its funny because its exactly what you thought

[@cyberspace_bear]

was it everything you hoped for

[@tuckerberns6523]

59:36 crazy to rewatch this part now, knowing that aiden literally just did the opposite (sold car to buy knife)

[@markkelso871]

Aiden has "secretly in the 4 digits body count" energy and somehow he's the one everyone teases. He's the real sigma male.

[@samjasek1755]

The only man who can rival hasan

[@PuzzleBox83]

I dunno, in some ways I think Sigmas would have the least amount of sex. They are independent self reliant individuals. They can just take care of their sexual needs themselves.

[@pedrogb512]

he has the highest body count in the yard. either him or slime. i dont remember exactly but it was on a former episode

[@cocozimme]

I respect Aiden because he definitely fucks a lot

[@allright29456]

@@PuzzleBox83 So basically they are just narcissist?

[@maxwellwandschneider4038]

“There’s nothing more gay than a room of straight men” - Probably Sun Tzu

[@alvarezchris2552]

Can confirm he did say this

[@VixeyTeh]

...they aren't all straight...

[@zaharacooper1630]

bars

[@slatlak392]

​@@VixeyTeh huh

[@TheArtisanGeek]

This has honestly become my fav podcast :) Also Aiden is like an undercover chad -- speed ran getting laid in a foreign country lmao

[@BREADSWORD]

this episode is just like The Sopranos

[@zaxxattax8725]

and i loved it

[@Billkeys123]

They all looked like they never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@meatsandwitch3141]

Better even

[@daveysweigard]

It reminded me of that one time on family guy

[@z3totthefrist747]

Your videos are sick man

[@Bluehairgamerr]

the dynamic of these roommates is insane. Y’all are insanely entertaining and i loved every moment of this podcast.

[@mac_sour]

After seeing the roommates in so many ludwig videos, it’s finally such a breath of fresh air getting to know them and their comedy a bit better with The Yard. I’ve become such huge fans of Aiden and Nick after watching the yard, and watching these episodes reaaaally entices me to see their patreon bonus episodes, especially after the omega obvious clickbait at the end of this one lmao. Proud to be a yardigan.

[@feelinghypothermic]

Did you know you can dm Aimen gamin'? He would probably take you to get some lunch

[@ab_d2429]

@@feelinghypothermic Only if hes drunk enough

[@monroekingston5789]

i love the exclusion of slime lol

[@piggyman527]

@@monroekingston5789 that’s because u see him a lot if ur just a Ludwig fan

[@byrontheusurper6505]

This is definitely my new favourite Podcast and I hate te fact that it is

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@vova goby yeah. All the podcasts I've seen before had 2 ppl, except chuckle sandwich wich had 3. But 4 ppl with years of synergy is insane! They play off each other so well! Same for Just roll with it. Oh and also the yardworks so well for me because, even tho I'm not into smash anymore I still love to hear tales from the smash scene

[@GustoFormula]

the boys go to the zoo without aiden really reminds me of how my old roommates would consistently have "the best dinner of the week" every sunday because that's the day I used to go to the local smash tournament and eat frozen pizza. and even though it sucked for me I gotta admit it was pretty funny

[@johns3713]

I love how much slime hates the culture he’s immersed in. This is the cynical, neurotic representation I CRAVE

[@nickbabin1560]

I'm liking the upward trend of physical intimacy in the show! Keep it up, gentlemen!

[@sillytbe8765]

👀

[@GoOnRaaj]

AHAHAHAHAH

[@RavenLovesArt]

Episode 50: "LUDWIG AND NICK SWORDFIGHT ON CAMERA"

[@envisionpaladins7078]

By far my favorite ep, the Sweden intro was fucking hilarious

[@foolsremedy832]

This is going to be another “Hasan on screen” situation where there’s a huge view spike lol

[@christophersmith8328]

Hey mediocre sidearm

[@chosenundead3174]

Destiny won't leave me alone even watching the Yard damn

[@foshed_tv]

Hey you’re my favorite sidearm, 400 PvP kills and counting :)

[@apfelstrudeldk5130]

Hasan with one s :)

[@hugonamenlos7218]

@@chosenundead3174 DGG 4 LYFE 🤙😎

[@skikes3033]

Blue Gender is such a deep cut anime reference. I watched that 20 years ago and never heard anyone mention it since,

[@hawkmanz1620]

Same. I was not expecting that.

[@chrishughes1234]

Hey, what are the odds you met some American kid in a bar in Sweden recently?

[@chaseholland3392]

Are we just ignoring the modern medicine conversation and the GIANT RED SPOT on nicks head as a baby that was removed?

[@TheQats]

"i would never homewreck" and everyone else at once goes wellll lmaooo

[@iamawsome418]

I agree with Ludwig on croptops, I saw him wear one on stream once and I thought that's fire, I could probably rock one. Just waiting on the mogul moves crop top

[@PuzzleBox83]

They are Hot on Men and they are coming back in Style. Most people here are too young, but they were very popular for Men in the 80's.

[@bigt1913]

@@PuzzleBox83 how are you gonna be 40+ watching Ludwig? Big T disappointed

[@limerumpus3589]

@@bigt1913 you don’t have to be 40 to know of past trends lol

[@toesnt]

ludwig really caught on to directing the flow of the podcast, like it took him a couple eps to catch on but i didnt think he'd be so good at that so soon!

[@mankindisgreedy]

I mean its obvious Ludwig doesn't like sweden since he cant really pronounce his own swedish middle and last name correctly

[@beegyoshi5301]

He say it «Aaandersss» lmao

[@thatkarairamen]

Så sant. Han lever ett extremt högkostnadsliv, intressant hur han inte verkar kunna hitta en wow känsla i Stockholm eller Gbg. Sen förstår jag att storstads folk tycker det är lungt/tyst i våra storstäder

[@timthetallman5272]

Aidens story time was fucking incredible, I laughed my ass off

[@the_sad_wallet1553]

40:39 Nick looks so damn proud and content with his hat, it’s kinda wholesome

[@evschib]

I love how long they talked about Ludwig's style of dress while the man's sitting there literally dripped out of his mind

[@ryanfinn9122]

Nick is insanely funny, stood out in the Stavros EP. continually cracks me up audibly whenever I listen.

[@SergantSlime]

slime insisting traveling is wack while nick and ludwig are extremely confused and aiden dies of laughter is my new favorite moment of the podcast. i was fucking dying, 10/10 ep

[@krysle3337]

I should be used to it by now but shit, every episode I always go "Damn, Aiden FUCKS"

[@Ayeverre]

I'm running TheYard NG+ and having a larger timeline context makes some of these episodes so much more funny.

[@nullspectre]

Yooo someone like me. It's a great run

[@peaceroolz]

Slime has the same take on traveling as my cynical, close minded, slightly racist grandfather. He always used to say “why would I vacation in a different country when we live in the best country?” 😒

[@steegen101]

is the csgo knife story the inverse of the most recent ep?

[@Noah-sm1ze]

26:02 Ludwig casually (maybe accidentally) quoting Key and Peele sketch with Obama handshaking and hugging people

[@alexgutz]

As someone who also worked hotel night audit, I now understand slime on a fundamental level.

[@ohhaiimlaura]

Seeing aidens shaking foot in every camera angle 👌

[@ReallyRealGuy]

33:10 Saying that you can't have a big house in Sweden after going to Stockholm is like saying you can't have a big house in the US after going to New York City.

[@bingbongjoel6581]

Yeah. Like, Sweden’s got mansions. Even just big houses. They just look different from American houses. But don’t expect research from some very American 20-something-year-old American dudes.

[@Fluffyblowfish]

Lud practically pitching crypto zoo, should have gotten on that.

[@Charlie-Wilkinson]

Slime tryna figure out another example of the Jimmy/James scenario when he could have just used his own name, Tony/Anthony.

[@melissafonseca4193]

Okay but jimmy is nowhere in James but Tony is in Anthony so is it the same

[@AbyssalArchive]

Aiden is goated on every podcast.

[@flixytwix8978]

lmao the way Lud went "i got it sweetheart" to Aimen and the flustered sounding chuckle from him is everything XD

[@tylermanley5601]

We should do The Yard goes to therapy to grow our parasocial relationship and so we can know how everyone is doing in their personal struggles. Love you friends! Your Yardigan, Tyler

[@Doopliss666]

Gay. Pretty pog

[@meneslayus]

Ludwig doing the Jim Halpert while the boys berate him killed me

[@layla_solomon]

ludwig mugging for the camera while everyone else shits on him is so funny

[@ericallen1418]

Why is it that every time Aiden goes to tell a story he starts to wind up while everyone just stares at him waiting for him to actually tell it

[@Snapple_apple]

can't believe aiden bought the exact same knife that noel sold for a car 😭😭

[@tiz7244]

How does Aiden find himself in these situations of inviting people to dm him and airing that he is easy when drunk.

[@duccw]

it's so funny how you guys say "midsommar"

[@1wakuralain]

4:20 Jimmy has become Prince asking for llamas at 2am for a music video that he'll never release.

[@Cyjanke]

Cant't dm Aiden about how much I enjoyed this episode, I'm presumed dead

[@charboo2]

i really like that they said 10 episodes of coinbase sponsorship even though they didnt get the sponsor until week 3

[@MrVentusaqua]

two things are guaranteed when watching this podcast midsommar and aimen being bullied

[@seana3918]

I can't understand how Aiden just goes to places and does things. Also, that bar story sounds exhausting.

[@the404tavern]

I just need yall to know. This podcast is what keeps me going. I look forward to these each week. its getting me through some tough times right now.

[@over7532]

Hope things got better for you!

[@Subpar1224]

Genuinely i forget what day of the week it is and suddenly remember when I see another podcast is up

[@TheGen01714]

First time I’ve ever re-listened to a podcast, very humorous

[@gtk7297]

17:52 all three of them going "ooooh" at the same time made me fucking loose it

[@zwingli8904]

This is the best ep so far. Sweden story already a classic

[@ianwells2025]

This week on the yard: how many ways can we say Mr. Beast’s name

[@blazikenblast0520]

OK THE DARK SOULS HOSPITAL STORY WAS FUCKING HYSTERICAL LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@GoGoRadishRangers]

shoutout to slime for being open about taking Zoloft. i guess it counts as “representation” in a way. also algorithm.

[@Urfatandihateu]

My favorite podcast to listen to while I work a 8 hour shift making marginally less money. very poggers

[@imaginenation5158]

I love how when Ludwig says he thinks it looks badass at 37:23 it goes to the camera to show all of them

[@superflame1130]

3:02 for those who want to skip straight to it

[@PuzzleBox83]

Favorite Episode yet. Also, anyone questioning Crop-Tops for Men need to go watch an 80's film. Tell me Johnny Depp wasn't Hot AF in Nightmare on Elmstreet with his Crop-Top. They didn't become gendered until the late 90's. I am personally glad to see the Fashion come back for Men.

[@kittyjuicer]

God damn this podcast is so good. Keep up the great work gentlemen.

[@chrischan8916]

aiden is so wholesome

[@kelseysigh]

Top 10 The Yard Thumbnails of all time

[@The_Google_User]

"I don't need to be better. Look, I'm struggling out here." lol that's too relatable

[@arghyab]

Aiden is the real sigma in this group and he chooses to hide it

[@limesovalemons1483]

Aiden scoring with Ladies, when he doesn’t even want too. Absolute chad

[@RollMeAFat1]

Damn Ludwig just went for it, true brotherhood

[@nelsondernaam1776]

instagram listens to your conversations to decide what ads to put up and this is not even cap

[@CadPlaysMC]

The fly caught my eye behind slime and nick killing it was so satisfying.

[@noetable]

I love the episode where aiden talks more

[@kylokage]

Nick is the heart and soul of this group

[@Raiden_101]

Nick looks like Chris from master chef season 1

[@mvs69000]

Love how Nick had a nightmare😂😂😂 6:29

[@teddymoody9347]

honestly this is the only podcast i can listen to and laugh constantly

[@loresdallagamer]

Revisiting these early episodes? Good choice

[@RamzaBeoulves]

3:04 Lud is so proud lmfao

[@captainskipper5082]

This episode is a little more chaotic than most

[@TCybear]

Love to see it always happy to see the Yard.

[@tomasflatharta]

Obviously never heard 'Nobody likes you when you're 23'

[@Buterytissuflap]

The yard hits every time

[@ET-xp3tl]

Slime yelling at Luds news made my day

[@Boopus10]

aimen is like a socially awkward Chad

[@sagehoge]

already off to a great start of the 9th Episode.

[@snrken_3933]

You could definetly pull off croptop and crocs in sweden

[@Holthis]

without modern medicine Nick would have his forehead birthmark

[@kaiser5573]

Everyone getting mad at Lud for never answering is just the funniest shit to me

[@neoncow8179]

Hype for the 5 second shot of the lantern

[@CrimsonScrewdriver]

Gotta love a stomach churning episode with detailed hospital goings-on

[@BethePandaGames]

This is the only podcast I listen to... This is pog af

[@eterrestrial9527]

yoooo Aidens identical to Rone that white battle rapper

[@hunterday4072]

Can we get a nick tattoo tour please?

[@ginopaty]

Mr.Beast is definitely his own slime when it comes to the money, I think he knows his bank password 😂

[@TheRealCarlosSlim]

This is sort of embarrassing but I didn't think of an outtro, so bear with me as I make one up on the go so here go...deep breath It's been TheZanySidekick here in action bringing you Call of Duty gameplay and now I gotta go to do things so you Heroes get back to what you do...you get-you get em tiger...go get em tiger...rawwwwwrrr

[@mrray477]

This is sort of embarrassing but I didn't think of an outtro, so bear with me as I make one up on the go so here go...deep breath It's been TheZanySidekick here in action bringing you Call of Duty gameplay and now I gotta go to do things so you Heroes get back to what you do...you get-you get em tiger...go get em tiger...rawwwwwrrr

[@voltfatal3741]

LOVE YOU GUYS

[@jebbeafk9523]

Love you guys