People Suffering From "I'm an influencer" Mental Illness (insufferable)

[@russbennett5470]

“It looks like a rotisserie chicken!” I almost died laughing! Thank you Mrs. Lush.

[@kevincurr4641]

Perfect description, that was absolutely spot on Mrs Lush 😂

[@AliceNsWonderland]

I had that part in 2x speed... pretty perfect timing! 😂

[@peterarrivey6320]

Outstanding!

[@kriscollinstunes]

Sensational! 😂😂😂

[@Acorns4Bullets]

Me too bro me too

[@betsybabf748]

As a widow, we call the grief clout people "Grief groupies". It doesn't just happen with celebrities. When my husband died suddenly, I saw people I only met once or twice, or hadn't seen since high school, who had never met my husband in their lives posting about his death, in tears, saying "Thank you" to people sending them condolences. It was then that I realized I don't like most people.

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

I didn't know your husband. I will say to YOU sorry for your loss. And don't worry... Most sane people.... Also don't like most people.. 😅 because the world is too full with attention seeking fools now.

[@MrDeath1988]

People suck

[@MrsWellner]

I cannot believe people were so cold to you. My condolences. If this happens when my husband moves on to the next life, there will be HELL TO PAY.

[@ktor1208]

well said ma'am

[@Nefville]

I feel embarrassed for these people, which is why I could never be an influencer. I am susceptible to shame and it keeps me in check.

[@Jennifer-my5dm]

You're probably not self-absorbed and vapid like these influencers.

[@helgashouseofpain]

The idea of the "Selfie" might be one of the worst things that has happened to our culture. It's the perfect analogy for the shift in morality, life purpose, and narcissism.

[@ashleyovbrown]

Absolutely

[@deltasixgaming]

When I'm actually Grieving I'm not taking Pictures of myself and posting on Social Media and I'm sure that's a Universal response to Grief

[@centarisky2185]

The best ROAST on this channel I have EVER heard.... "Is that a rotisserie chicken?"

[@danf1862]

Mrs Lush made me spit coffee out of my nose with that “rotisserie chicken” joke!

[@FlowerOfSloth]

Ya it got me too. Not typically her lane to be so savage. It hit hard lol.

[@ldy_c8423]

😂😂😂Same here 😂😂I chocked on my coffee too!!

[@velvetaeon2774]

Same but taquitos out mine 😂

[@ZRAGE6]

Rude customers need to shut their mouth and stop treating employees like shit. I worked at a car wash for 10 years and I didn’t take anyone’s rude comments. I never got fired, but when the customer is being belligerent and rude and disrespectful, the employee should have the right to tell them to leave and be banned from that location for life. Thanks for playing. 😂

[@thatonechick6747]

Never understood being RUDE to customer service anywhere. Im worried that by not wanting small talk n just wanting the transaction to be over that it comes off as rude to some it does but some are just happy im quiet as opposed to dick riding them for the smallest thing. If i worked any human interaction based job i would never be paid enough to deal w humanity as a whole.

[@Jennifer-my5dm]

I managed and did some of the buying for a gift store back in the 90s. Customers could be quite rude, but I think influencers would have sent me off the rails.

[@Naptosis]

I've had to squeeze passed 2 dancing young women in seperate events, to get home so far. I live in a very normal English terraced house that just so happens to have a large plain white wall on one side. When I asked the 2nd lass to "excuse me", she replied "I have a boyfriend" - 🤷🏻 I had to pick up my crutch and pretend to poke her with the floor-end before she would move from the gateway of my house, _so I could go in._ 🤦🏻 If this sort of thing is happening to my boring behind, it has to be completely out of hand in actually interesting places.

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

🤣now that's a video I would have enjoyed seeing.

[@bigmig808]

OMG. A rotisserie chicken has got to be the funniest thing Mrs Lush has ever said. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Kiefsti]

17:16 "Why does it look like a rotisserie chicken" I love you Mrs.Lush 🤣🤣

[@justsher123]

Wow. That’s was great. So funny. So true .

[@katiesandoval4412]

I can’t unsee the rotisserie chicken 🍗 mrs. lush for the damn win.

[@maliamichelle2059]

The Home Depot girls voice is so annoying. Once you are told to leave you are trespassing.

[@C.L.190]

I know, you could offer me a million dollars to make my voice more irritating than hers and I wouldn't even come close, nor would anyone else I know.

[@CanadianFedUpEh]

Agreed. I’ve taken on here at home to annoy my husband. I think I do it well lol

[@SapiophileGoddess]

I was actively imitating her annoying, high-pitched voice aloud just as I saw this comment - and then Mrs Lush did the same thing lol

[@Kathy-e7c]

If she wants her thousands of dollars back she needs to bring the merchandise back with the receipt proving legitimate purchases

[@hiredgoon242]

you find something new every day. today it was punchable voices.

[@MrsWellner]

Mrs. Lush is officially the best KZbinr ever. She had me ROLLING at rotisserie chicken.

[@katievarnum]

You know so times it’s ok to be a Karen, when a way too old woman is trying for a selfie against me while I eat a burger, it is ok to pull a whole Karen.

[@breezyncj]

Re: videos of fireworks - me and my 3 younger kiddos saw fireworks close up for the first time ever together and the two younger ones had to be taken back to the house by their dad because they were scared. So I took videos while watching them with my eyes. I also took videos of my son enjoying them and screaming at their beauty and wanted to capture that moment of him forever, and then to show the two younger ones later since they couldn't handle it. It was just a couple minutes out of about half an hour, and it was worth it. 😊

[@kelst75]

This is how I know I'm old and grumpy. I have no patience for these folks. These people think they are the main character in everyone else's story.

[@spiegeltn]

There's a villain for every main character in a story to keep the balance. If you are actually a main character this is the answer to all your curiosity. Careful what you wish for.

[@randomsimpson]

When the "Call to adventure" means bashing influencer faces: 😲🥹😁

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

I'm thirty-two and often already find myself sounding like an 80 year old.... "Back in my day..." "Remember when...." "My goodness, what is WRONG with that generation?" Etc..... 😳😅

[@LordRahl11]

It's a hard thing now a days. Like firework videos. I have recorded fireworks, it was with my son and I didn't post them. So now, you have people who are making these shots just to post them. But you still have some people who just want the reminder of the memory. The sad thing is that it's mostly for people posting something now. I just hate when it's people interrupting other people's lives to record something, especially if they have to do it several times at the same place to get what they are doing.

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

Agreed!! When I take a photo with someone or have one taken.... I literally get the photo PRETEND to look.. and say good enough... Many times I'm disappointed in how I look... Haha! But I still love it because it's more real and it's not about how I look! Also... This year my boyfriend and I where we love and where they do fireworks.for Canada day we unfortunately knew it wasn't worth going.... Other than missing out on the smell.... I just made the room pitch black and watched KZbin videos of fireworks! 😳😅 Lame... But I really enjoyed it! Haha

[@MultiCollardGreens]

Man that Home Depot customer has the most obnoxious voice I've ever heard and totally doesn't sound like she starts stuff.... >.>

[@kevincurr4641]

Watch Leon's video about her, she's intensely insufferable, she gaslights and totally annoys people for reaction clicks and clout videos.

[@randomsimpson]

Yeah I'm sure she was doing NOTHING WRONG and they just targeted her for no reason and told her to get out. BULLSHIT!

[@kevincurr4641]

@@randomsimpson She's a very divisive looney toon, she makes these confrontational videos for clicks and clout, her role is always as the heroine fighting some fictional injustice being done to her. She's totally a weirdo with to much time on her hands.

[@shanethrelfall416]

If you have to spend thousands of dollars every day at Home Depot to maintain your property Then it’s probably time to move to a a property that ain’t so messed up

[@Ms_eLLE]

She was literally living in a van and fixing it up. Lol

[@shanethrelfall416]

@@Ms_eLLE Wouldn’t surprise me 😂😂👌🏼

[@Popcorn-oz3hl]

17:26 Mrs. Lush coming in with the zinger!!!! I probably woke my whole house up laughing so hard!!! 😂😂😂😂 🐓

[@grantgolden2477]

Thanks for being an OG Leon, when a lot of other creators can’t be trusted

[@Stop_Gooning]

It doesn't matter what happened before you get told to leave, you have to leave once you get told.

[@mhopkins7954]

Facts ✨

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Sad that people need to be told this 😂

[@epjetta]

Unless it's a government building. Then you have to break the law before you can be trespassed.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

@@epjetta not true

[@S.1-I-I-1-1]

@@epjetta Wrong, you nitwit.

[@rblfrmthewstdwn]

I would feel like such a goober calling myself an “influencer”

[@Sarahopal]

Agreed. I wouldn't be able to even say it without laughing. I'm so thankful I grew up before the internet ruined everything

[@luckyx16]

I hear the word "influencer" and think BB gun, and bear spray. Then I wonder why no one ever goes after the person holding the camera with a BB gun and or bear spray. With out the camera the influencer would never be there.

[@Simply_surviving]

I’m not even a minute in and I have to say MAJOR missed opportunity lolololol. When you said “RAT PLATFORMS?!!!!!” All I could think was RATFORMS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@ZatziHasi]

I hate Smartphones so much right now, I wish I could get rid of mine... Everybody, not Influencers alone but very often "inspired" by them, is taking pictures and videos of everything. Pictures and videos we all know nobody will ever review. What a waste of time. Mostly the time of people who just want to mind their own business.

[@letsdothis9063]

Yeah. My wife left me while I was in a wheelchair about two years ago. I ended up moving out to the country to take care of my elderly grandmother. My grandma had a smartphone, but couldn't figure out how to use it, so we got her a flip phone. She doesn't leave the house without me, so it kinda became my phone. I let my contract on my smartphone lapse. I have been so much happier. I still watch to much KZbin (at home), but I have stopped all other social media. I even take breaks from KZbin, but if I log on to anything else, I get depressed. Seeing the state of society is just saddening. I am so much happier going places without my smartphone. It's like time travel back to the early 2000s. You are actually aware of your surroundings, and have more meaningful interactions with other people.

[@JustForfun-zw2jg]

Floating on a rock without control through our solar system, which spins through our galaxy, that shoots through the universe. Yes mate, you’re the center of it all… The inflation of self-awareness is mind boggling.

[@ParsnipCelery]

I had a friend fall to his death taking a selfie on a cliff. The girl he was with is still messed up from it.

[@Demonlord4546]

Sorry for y'all's loss. I hope you guys heal from it and live happy lives. It'll never fully go away, but, remember the good times you had, they're the important bits

[@stuckinDetroit65]

So you know/knew a Darwin Awards winner? Congrats! Maybe YOU learned something from this?

[@ruckerbrady8342]

​@stuckinDetroit65 sometimes it's best to not say the thing you're thinking outloud, even though we're all thinking it ;-)

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

Mrs. Lush nearly killed me when she asked why that one lady looked like a rotisserie chicken. I laughed so hard the room started to spin. OMG!! Priceless!!

[@Hellswarmglow]

I was there for the "sunset", it was a solar eclipse and a rare opportunity to leave my desk without being noticed 😅

[@laurelshade]

Nah it's when the sun lines up e/w 2x a year

[@markb4168]

Calm down....your dancing was That cringe. Lol.

[@rebeccaleegabbard]

I just got home from a cruise last week. I can 100% confirm people will come and stand right in front of you to take photos when you're at a table like that. I was also up on top sitting in a clamshell that was looking outward. The hand rail is right there, so it's not really some place you'd walk. I'm taking a video of sailing away and he walks right in front of me and says "Hope you didn't mind" and stands there. I said "Yeah I do mind bro".

[@BenBallard13]

"Hope you don't mind?" "Hope you can swim?"

[@Farce13]

Oh no, someone walked in frame in a public space. First world problems. You're on a fuckin cruise ship, put your phone away and live. I'll never be able to afford going on a cruise and you're whining that someone is in your video. Grow up

[@Farce13]

You are the Karen

[@frankd1286]

Omg.... I remember Leon's vid of the Home Depot chick. Had nightmares for days after hearing that ... Thing. I'm afraid they are going to come back now.

[@MelanaC]

Oh yeah that chick was insane! She was horrendous She went down hill really fast!

[@koobs4549]

The NYC sunset is an event called Manhattanhenge that happens 4 times a year when the sunset perfectly aligns between the buildings. That’s why everyone was taking pics, it had nothing to do with the lady filming

[@ericford8704]

This

[@nodataexists]

And how many photos of this event already exist online? Why do people need one themselves? Answer: Narcissism. Selfish narcissistic behavior, thinking their photo is more important that the people driving on the road.

[@joywagner979]

​@@nodataexists ... not if it isn't a selfie and you don't share the picture. Then it's just a picture, taken for the same reasons people have taken pictures of things throughout time. (Not necessarily narcissism. Although narcissists do like to take pictures ... mostly of themselves, though.)

[@nodataexists]

@@joywagner979 If it's not a selfie and you don't share it why not just look at one of the other photos of it already in existence online? Why do they need their own so bad that they stand in the middle of the road and block traffic? At that point they think they are more important than the people using the road as intended, thus making them a narcissist.

[@randomsimpson]

I don't care what it is. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE STREET!

[@TheFloMachine]

My sister in law is an influencer and trust me when I say that knowing these people in real life makes it 100x worse and more cringy to witness

[@BigBass-xf5yi]

These “influencers” are literally proof of how bad humanity is failing

[@mattie_cakes]

First off, that rotisserie chicken comment was wild and sent me to another realm 😂 second, leave us firework posters alone

[@Brandon84J]

Ok, so the lady taking pics right next to the lady trying to eat... I have long hair. I know everyone knows, hair gets EVERYWHERE. When you see her trying to fix her hair, I quarantee it was blowing around everywhere

[@Naptosis]

Imagine hair and dandruff falling into your food. 😬🔫

[@Brandon84J]

@@Naptosis Dude... the way you put that just grosses me out even more lol. Yes, hair and dandruff definitely blows around. I would have absolutely said "excuse me!" in THAT tone

[@Naptosis]

@@Brandon84J I'm so sorry, I'm British, so that whole situation is totally alien to me and grossed me out.

[@Southern_Made]

Every time I hear the word “influencer” I feel the cringe in my spine. Usually they aren’t influencing u to do anything but harass people or other bullshit. Cody Co’s the new asshole on the list…

[@CanadianFedUpEh]

You said it exactly!!

[@FlowerOfSloth]

I feel like it was a name they gave themselves to feel important. Very Cringe in my eyes. Same with the word Cringe. Can we get a new word for that?

[@habib6863]

Yeah I also dislike when people call their average life/photos/experiences "content".

[@deekaykaydee9590]

It’s replaced used car salesman as the most disreputable ‘profession’

[@TheAttendee]

Social media "stars" only got the name "influencer" cause it was obvious they were disingenuous and only trying to get you to buy something. Wanting to "become an influencer" basically meant "I want to get paid to shill products online". Somewhere along the way it was co-opted by Gen Z to mean pretty much anyone with a large enough following to warrant receiving ad revenue.

[@Kyleofthesouth]

The one where they’re taking pictures of the sunset in New York is a rare time once in a long while where the sun sets perfectly in the middle of the road in between buildings or something.

[@pfsmith007]

The sunset photo is a once a year event, when the sun sets between the buildings. The alignment happens every year, as does the crowd photographing it.

[@tombrook32]

Man you guys are killing it with the uploads. I just got back from 11 days camping and you’ve uploaded almost every single day! Great wind down for me.

[@doclewis8927]

16:10 is the Manhattanhenge (New York's Stonehenge). That particular sunset happens twice a year on the Summer and Winter Soltices. That's why so many are taking pictures.

[@Anthony-qg3qo]

Lately in NY around a certain time of year, NY has it's own Stonehenge. Twice a year - around May 28, 29 or 30, and again around July 11, 12 or 13 - people in New York City look for Manhattanhenge. It's a phenomenon where the sunset aligns perfectly on east-west oriented streets and avenues of Manhattan

[@niceguyniko]

I bet home Depot girl has never had a second date.

[@markb4168]

I'm willing to bet that She used to be a loyal Manscaped customer. ..... Accidents happen 🤷‍♂️

[@Reuben-ey5di]

Everywhere needs security now because of people who think public domain is there possession

[@markb4168]

The Mrs with the rotisserie chicken line!!! Hahahaha! Perfect

[@twistedara]

Mrs. lush looking snatched as hell! Girl what is your regimen?! You look great.

[@valbankz292]

Lmao @ the Rotisserie chicken... I was thinking it & she said it 😂

[@Dr_Larken]

8:40 imagine being the person that lives in flat 41, having your kids run up to you showing you what he posted! Bro, we lived there not you poser! But honestly isn’t that why social media is? I was fortunate enough to realize that almost 10 years ago, after sitting for four hours manually deleting everything off of Facebook! Oh man, the longer you Facebook the longer going to take her to delete everything , if you’re deactivate your account, they’ll reactivate it!

[@pineapplebell5038]

At 17:39 most J.Jonah laugh ive ever seen i feel like leon about to ask for some spiderman pics 😂

[@LoveChester4Ever]

Sometimes I get bummed out because I'm old af...then I see things like this and the relief at the realization that my time is short is immeasurable...

[@FunnyHaHa420]

Yeah, Fly Guy's Goldfish Boots would never pass with PETA these days. It truly is hard out there for a pimp.

[@ArinSauls]

17:17 “why’s it look like a rotisserie chicken?” 😂😂😂😂 that had me dying!!!

[@Corey-gu3nn]

Your channels are like my comfort channels. No clickbait(minus thumbnails of Mrs. Lush 😉) and just great, real content from real people. So I thank you both for the comic relief my life needs. I miss Massachusetts and my like minded folks.

[@BuddhaBeanie]

I am really loving the Mrs. Lush. Her piercing, blank stares at some of your comments make me laugh! She looks like she is one of those ‘still waters run deep’ kinda people. Like she will be calm and cool- until the second you cross her- and then she will tear out your still beating heart!

[@vickiestelzner6252]

she's right about the chicken!LOL luv ya!

[@SickBoiRENegade]

Not the🍗 rotisserie 🐔!😂 guuuurl...i choked on my drink!

[@Madmoe]

Mr. & Mrs. Lush, you are incomparable! You make a great team and I mean that in a good way!😊

[@robingear7819]

Mrs. Lush you did that fired impression really good. I wasn’t expecting the rotisserie chicken comment, I think I laughed as hard as Leon did. Question.. Leon are you eating edibles before watching these videos? Thanks for the laughs especially the rotisserie chicken 🐓 remark, you got me giggling again Mrs. Lush ❤ ✌️ 😂

[@jamesrowe3606]

I can't decide if more people now suffer from narcissistic personality disorder, or if social media just gives them more opportunity to make us all suffer with them.

[@nokturn_gaming]

Ok I have watched a few videos, but Mrs Lush earned my sub with the rotisserie chicken comment, priceless.

[@TessFowles]

Thanks Mrs Lush, desperately needed a good laugh😂

[@The_Joy_Finder]

They are more put off-ers than influencers for. 😂

[@Naptosis]

More like influenzas, am I right! 😶‍🌫️

[@poppysiddal5860]

Mrs. Lush, you are a gem! So beautiful, so kind, so caring, so brutal! ❤

[@ReiRidingSolo]

I'm shocked at how little equipped these influencers are. There are so many cool gadgets for attaching your phone to things

[@hollyhammie198]

Mrs. Lush! Comin in with the rotisserie chicken gag! That wrecked me. I’m freakin dead!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cchytka17]

Thank you Mrs Lush, I just got talked to at work for a very audible laugh when "rotisserie chicken" was said. Worth the 5 minute lecture about being productive at work.

[@DANIELPAHNTOM]

love your vids Leon:) always going back through the Leon lush channel to binge the videos

[@jamiecrucial]

Typically I have videos play in the background on my TV while I work so I RARELY comment. There is no way that I could pass up on the absolute banger rotisserie chicken comment. Love you guys!

[@mariatart-vanblaricum2752]

Rotisserie Chicken!! Nice one!! Michael Scott says, "ROASTED!" 😂

[@hollymarshall7510]

Love a double down In so many ways, lol You guys are awesom, love watching these videos on break when you need it the most

[@hollyhammie198]

…..not to mention Leon’s reaction. Dynamite content, guys. Just nailed it.

[@sarahcaitlyn88]

Mrs. Lush reacting to videos calmly and by simply saying "what the?" At the exact moment EVERYONE else watching says (or thinks) it also... 🤣😍 I agree with MANY other comments though... The rotisserie chicken comment.... Omfg...... You can't unsee that now!! 😅 Also that woman in the street had NO CLUE how to actually change... You pull the dress up UNDER the shirt and use the shirt like a cover... 🙄😑 Haha! I don't do it for influencing... I've just always been shy so change rooms and such... Lol

[@mogadeet6857]

Nailed it! Thanks Leon.

[@iczero1224]

I don’t often post on KZbin videos but god damn the rotisserie chicken 😂 caused me to choke on my coffee , brutal and priceless at the same time

[@matthewbaker5860]

For the pumpkin on the bowling ally it's not even the lane that they would be worried about but the machine that catches the pins, catches, the ball, and through a lot of different precision movements sets the pins back up and returns the ball. A pumpkin getting smashed into all those gears empty spaces could cause a lot of damage or require a massive amount of work to disassemble and clean the pumpkin guts out.

[@laurabaker-j9n]

Oh my God I laughed so loud at, "why does that look like a rotisserie chicken?" 😂😂😂😂

[@Daremo6969]

I love the "respect is earned not given" people never considered starting that first...ie, what did YOU do to earn any respect...

[@lorenajaramillo3131]

Rotisserie chicken... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 Thank you. Haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@antcramp]

KZbin recommended this influencer channel, that laughs at influencers on other platforms. Brilliant.

[@Myla_Dani]

“Rotisserie chicken”.. Holy wow I almost choked laughing. That was perfect ❤️

[@NikkoAce]

That's the funniest thing I have ever heard Mrs. Lush say, "why does it look like a rotisserie chicken?" I died 🤣🤣🤣 💀💀

[@cdgrantfilms9424]

I do senior pics as a side gig for extra cash, and at least once per photo session someone will throw a comment about "influencers" at the kid I'm taking pics of. Only in Urban settings, though. Never happens when we're at a park or a natural setting.

[@Dumptheclutchevo]

Mrs Lush being SAVAGE with the chicken... Leon, Les Stroud (Survivorman) was amazing at the filming himself thing, and this was probably twenty years ago, except he was in the middle of nowhere, literally 'surviving', yet still made a tv show on his own.

[@thekvehchannel5007]

Mrs. Lush 😂 That rotisserie chicken joke broke my funny bone

[@deliriouswhome1]

"Why does it look like a rotisserie chicken".. I was not expecting that at all 🤣

[@AmberFerrariGirl]

"why does it look like a rotisserie chicken?" Mrs Lush saying what many of us were thinking but it still hit hard 😂🤣😂

[@Heybudwatsurproblem]

I love Mrs Lush lmao that first reaction was priceless

[@MichaelG5500]

Mrs. Lush you owe me a tea. I just spit mine all over the table. "Rotisserie chicken" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Just4Gordon]

On the bridge: you can get a ticket/arrested for “Peding Traffic “ ( purposefully slowing down or stopping traffic for a non-emergency reason)

[@badass6712]

Impeding traffic but close!

[@MarashcinoLarry]

Mrs. Lush’s face during Leon’s rat/labia thing… hilarious.

[@Gdub33]

Rotisserie chicken oh man 😅. Dang Mrs Lush coming at us with a straight zinger. Best part of the video.

[@cokfordollie]

survivorman with les stroud was solo shot and it made the show great not just the solo art style but the fact he was actually alone unlike every other survivor show

[@kathrynmerrill3184]

I had to pause for 5 minutes after Mrs. Lush's rotisserie chicken comment so I could stop laughing. 🤣

[@ShayyButter]

"why does it look like a rotisserie chicken?" SHE COOKED🤣🤣🤣

[@ushuturface]

How much dynamite could a Mrs. Lush dynamite If a Mrs. Lush could dynamite dynamite. That's all I got, you two are amazing.

[@kidd7583]

The Mrs.Lush rotisserie Chicken roast was so epic and had me laughing so hard I was crying

[@alicialawhun91]

I died when Mrs. Lush said that girl looked like a rotisserie chicken. The red added to the look. 😂

[@chrisward9218]

Oh my goodness the mobile floors in the airports. I was waiting for a heavily delayed flight and around about 11 o'clock at night I see a bunch of girls in their early teens acting like absolute fools on those mobile floors. They were doing handstands and even using the hand rails to do the splits, all the while shrieking with laughter. Now, I am not completely dead inside and can recall the feeling of youthful joy, but I did decide to find the person who was supposed to be looking after them. I found her at the far end of the mobile floor filming the girls. They were a gymnastics team going to a competition and their coach thought it would be a good idea to film them risk injury while waiting for their flight. This story doesn't really have a satisfying ending and just sort of trails off so...