Playing Children Learning Games We Forgot Existed

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[@shitisgreat5460]

*Game character:* breathes *Mac:* ShUT uP 😠😖

[@switcheddreams4338]

no u

[@braywright3220]

character: explaining something Mac: shut up don't talk so much *a second later* Mac: wait what am i supposed to do

[@Lyre206]

Bray Wright lmao😂💀

[@Lyre206]

Bray Wright me at school

[@Ulkavyn]

Me in every year of school I’ve ever been in

[@banshusband8095]

music: *plays* mac: *confused dancing*

[@scaryspagghetti9569]

\(°_°)> ^ | Mac

[@decomposedflesh]

No but why did the song hit different like i rewinded the video to listen to it so many times 😃🦶🏿

[@Kitsuvet]

*And to this day... They say Mac still can't figure out any of their names*

[@anybeess]

only keisha's

[@mrsmusicforlife]

Mac: *ignores characters when they give instructions* Also Mac: “I DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING”

[@ElNingyou]

Mac for Guest Grumps!

[@Geeky.rainbow.vampire]

Me as a kid

[@Geeky.rainbow.vampire]

@@ElNingyou ... and now, but with different games xD

[@pissapocalypse]

Honestly same

[@anidiot1470]

“If you pick me, you can play with my drum” Mac: ..... Me: Mac nO-

[@c.f.6048]

And he really went there too, lmao! 😅😔

[@karlajmontero]

999 like you going to heaven

[@cortlynnull2645]

“Advanced? Oooh no child, not me.” ^^^My only will to live^^^

[@mcarioto01]

I constantly appreciate your CC. I’m hard of hearing and it adds another level and your so much extra.

[@luvvv.solaya]

It is hilarious asf

[@karatecandy1211]

Didint even know he had cc! So I rewatched it with cc on, and oh my god it DOES add to his comedy😂

[@googoogaga7986]

@@onii_na4141 I think they add extra depth, like the ‘*mlem*’ noise that was added, it helps deaf and HOH people understand the comedy!

[@ethan_xoxo3117]

@@onii_na4141 I don't understand. What is the "Note" your talking about???

[@camillaclay5422]

YES SERIOUSLY THERE WAS ONE VIDEO WHERE HE JUST SAID IM DONE DOIN THE CC AND THERE WAS LITERALLY NO MORE-

[@rubinrotfan7616]

Mac: buys games meant for kids in kindergarten ~ gets bored while playing~ Mac: *suprised pikachu meme*

[@josephnarcia8114]

Do you remember coolmath

[@josephnarcia8114]

@Cutsiwootsi what games did you play

[@josephnarcia8114]

@Cutsiwootsi me too and fire boy and water girl games

[@josephnarcia8114]

@Cutsiwootsi I loved that game

[@captaines]

starfall was a triP

[@RosalineDaisy]

*intense silence* ... "Enter your name into the-" ShUt uP!!!!

[@llama_lesbian6534]

XD

[@taketheriddlepill4975]

Annie The Starbucks Genie 1.1k likes!

[@delaney2889]

No, *gay silence in feat of satan*

[@ellieb5284]

someone make a creepypasta with Mac and a possessed copy of Jumpstart

[@kymiazek2721]

on it

[@boredomismood221]

Eadin Miazek Did ya do it?

[@kymiazek2721]

@@boredomismood221 not yet, gimme a few weeks 😔😔

[@boredomismood221]

Eadin Miazek okay man i believe in u

[@kymiazek2721]

@@boredomismood221 thanks bro

[@squigg7107]

This game inadvertently has all the aesthetics and mechanisms of most modern horror games.

[@Renae5147]

*game glitches* *complete silence as Mac stares* "enter your name in the sign in!-" "SHUT UP"

[@kissfanatic2654]

That literally played when I was reading your comment 😂

[@fairyulz]

..yup that's what happened in the video-

[@laurenc.860]

"My name is Eleanor!" "Shut the ** up." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gooop]

Shut the up

[@truebornseeker9767]

*complete darkness* “I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU INSIDE” we looooovvvvveeee the shining...

[@queenlaila9160]

Just came by to say i love ur pfp

[@aprilharris7714]

The preschool one was like some Doki Doki Literature Club level shit

[@that_neon_princess937]

Damn stright!

[@nymphiaa9233]

Just Monika

[@ajraven5145]

"If you pick me, we'll play my drum."... has to be the best pickup line ever.

[@ayomad5373]

*The KZbin community is literally falling apart and Mac out here playing 1990's and 2000's games*

[@ettimire2418]

why is this the summary of everything on KZbin

[@MarijaGajic-dl7nl]

Yes thats all ima say

[@ohshitherewegoagain.4955]

What do you mean?

[@sindeciever4449]

Wtf are you trying to say??!!! Some people here on KZbin have childhood memories to remember

[@gerbinislife]

Me too.

[@palepurplesky]

Soon as I heard the name jumpstart I started having flashbacks.

[@wolfofnightmare2629]

Same- I remember playing Jumpstart pet rescue on my wii. I remember playing another one in school but I don't remember what it was

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

the dusty off white pc n i knew jumpstart well. it was like, the racing one? edit: lol it was def first grade lmaooooo

[@bobrosstheboss5001]

My second grade teacher was constantly drunk during class..... We never noticed

[@gwengwen3769]

Lemme guess, she showed a lot of videos? 😂

[@SahloFolina2161]

For real??!? That sounds..... interesting as heck.

[@panicoutbytheromancepilotb513]

@Bob ross the boss I love your profile name!

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Oof

[@youmakemehappy7]

How did you find out then?

[@TL-tu5pu]

So just to make sure Mac is: 1) A gamer channel 2) A makeup channel 3) A review channel 4) A reaction channel 5) An art channel

[@mayaaa7666]

TL3 and a comedy channel!!

[@charlotteknight7220]

It's getting impossible to describe mac's channel now

[@Kuniicou]

69

[@charlotteknight7220]

@@Kuniicou yes such insight

[@rinbloodywerewolf1012]

Yup

[@leemcgucken]

Pride month; no mac to be seen Mac: I'll post 6 days into pride Me: an icon, a rainbow, a fellow gay

[@youhaveveryprettyears]

That username is so me

[@Graysworld13]

hell yeah man

[@shototodoroki4838]

Yes my dude, or girl.....I'm not one to assume genders XD

[@rat8134]

I was convinced id never played these games until I saw the fucking car paint thing, it invoked so much nostalgia I felt like I time traveled I also remember a fever dream about a game where you played as a hermit crab or helped a hermit crab I don't remember well but I remember something about a fucking hermit crab and their shells EDIT: the game was jumpstart animal adventures

[@coldspaghetticoldspaghetti7114]

HEY LITTLE SISTER COME AND CATCH A RIDE JUST KEEP AN EYE ON THAT FLY FLY FLYYYY I remember all those songs still and it scares me 😂 symbiotic harmony was my fav

[@N4ttYY]

I was thinking you were talking about that weird Diego game where you'd have to pain the Hermit Crabs shells

[@peetachumellark483]

The fact that he keeps interrupting them but then missing the directions and ending up lost is ✨AMAZING✨😂

[@c.f.6048]

*Mac verbally assaults Jump Start for 10 minutes straight*

[@amber-sj5lh]

More like ten minutes gay

[@c.f.6048]

@@amber-sj5lh indeed...I stand corrected 😂

[@rksa6391]

Bro JumpStart was the shit ngl But not this one Not this one

[@McButtsTheCrimeDog]

That fr sounds like a porn title

[@forevershook2376]

Why are the games so on brand with Mac's crackhead energy 😭😭😭

[@afact0flife]

right?? 😂💀

[@jurieldiaz8447]

" did his Visa expire? Could y'all kick him out of the country." - Mac I love this man, he is my father

[@btscrack6456]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hardcoreproductions7867]

Honestly my entire conclusion is that he needs to post videos of him playing horror games

[@ddity5604]

Nobody: Mac: let's play early 2000s children games

[@erieriberri]

Nathaniel Mcentee 🙄

[@NikkiBudders]

never knew i needed this tho

[@masonbridges2296]

Mac: "Stop giving me money to spend on things" Me: "No, I don't think I will"

[@sammyyamada9245]

Lmao I clicked like then realized that it was at 69

[@captaines]

499 likes i’ve never felt like such a failure

[@univrsal_maniac]

969th like lmao

[@msfunnyzfan]

Jumpstart Kindergarten really was a fever dream, holy shit

[@crazyweirdo6947]

Do y'all remember Purble Place or are we not going to talk about that masterpiece of a game? Ok then

[@Plant_.Overlord]

YES. Purble place supremacy

[@MaddyThomas100]

YESSSS!!

[@legacydurham9792]

No One: Not even a Soul: Mac: godammit godammit godammit godammit godammit godammit godammit

[@shellyslices]

When everything went all glitchy you were just trying to summon the 90s right out of the screen 😂

[@rosypie4960]

Rainbowalientoss mac should play Timez Attack it’s free to download

[@palepurplesky]

I remember playing this really weird ass game called purble place or something at school.

[@iwanttopetacat5500]

Omg me too!! I thought it was a a weird fever dream I had

[@victorthevampire4129]

Holy shit that thing-

[@smallchezboi]

i think i have purble place on a really old dell laptop somewhere. that game is weird af

[@joneseythewolf378]

Oh crapppp was that the one that had that cake bakery and 2 other games in it maybe it only had only 2 games idk I just mostly remember the cake one lmao

[@smallchezboi]

@@joneseythewolf378 yeah its that one, i think the cake one was the only decent one though, the rest kinda sucked

[@Eko_Zeero]

Little Elephant Girl says, “My name is Elenor” in a sweet way Mac “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” I died laughing when he said that! 🤣😂 Anyone else???

[@maddiewilliams6836]

who wants to crowdfund Mac a Mac computer so he can play reader rabbit?

[@ibshane02]

Maddie Williams Mac's mac

[@reenwolf6066]

Omg I literally thought I was the only one who knew that game lol my fav was the monkey sorting part

[@BassicallyKiyash]

#getmacamac

[@psychadelaxy]

No one: Absolutely no one: Mac: brInG baCK PiERreE!

[@psychadelaxy]

@@animechrispratt263 SHUT UP I LOVE CHRISTMAS

[@reginad8927]

Not even 10 seconds in and I'm already getting hella crackhead vibes. It's gonna be a good video.

[@aestherien]

Nice pfp

[@Danielle-wu2hz]

My mouth DROPPED when they started saying 'pick me' I didn't even know I played this BUT I DID

[@jadenbejumpin]

mac: im bored of this game game: crashes mac: OOP... guess the game was bored of me too

[@anoja31]

*Mac subtly flexing that Shorty award ;-;*

[@spookyrosev6467]

Mac: All of y’all remember dis even if you’re lying Also Mac: I barely remember this

[@PlutosSpaces]

Jumpstart 1st grade Born to early to help Kesha and Pierre Born to late to hit way too close to home

[@soap-bubbles]

At my elementary school, it was mandatory to play this game during our weekly computer class

[@urmom-om2qg]

im sorry

[@soap-bubbles]

• Cinnamon • thank you I appreciate that. Playing Jumpstart just HAD to be mandatory at my Catholic school

[@hopehurley1151]

and reader rabbit

[@Lurking_under_ur_bed]

Same!

[@montzybrito1576]

samee

[@ddaeguqt]

It's official: Mac is now a gamer

[@casbeck3715]

*gaymer

[@wvan1174]

All these KZbin gamers out here for years trying to make a living and then Mac just comes up and ends all of their careers

[@huh5891]

Dream Daddy pt. 2

[@orangemctwistymctwist2261]

I was like "there's no way I'm gonna recognize these, he's older than me, I had a sad childhood that wasn't like other kid's childhoods" Mac: *Flashes pictures* Me: *flashbacks*

[@maddyying9385]

I’m 10/10 grateful to whoever does the captions they’re literally the best KZbin captions I’ve ever seen

[@charlottem8907]

Macs videos are getting exponentially longer and I’m here for it

[@shitisgreat5460]

*Game:* My nAmEs EleNoAr *Mac:* 😱🤢🤮

[@Psyhichesnt]

that was some serious doki doki shit right there ngl

[@cxffeinated_beans4187]

Mac: *does anything* My broken a** : *dies of laugher*

[@katie6145]

“Like you have such high expectations that just fall apart right from the get-go. Right from the start.” ... Right from the *Jump start* Missed opportunity Mac. 😂

[@goldenclown4435]

I like how Mac acts like a _top_ when in reality he's a *power bottom.*

[@franklinstein561]

@@oxithotten5861 yeeah,,,, that's been around for a while- they didn't create it

[@goldenclown4435]

@@oxithotten5861 bless yo soul but I didn't invent it 😄

[@hanjmcl]

I love how Mac keeps stating "I'm bored". It's a game for 5-9 year olds what did you expect.

[@Annabatz123]

Dear mac: I have an odd confession to make. Over the past few years my grandfather, who lives half a country away, has been slowly......showing his age more. It's made phone conversations emotionally difficult for me simply because this man practically was my father for most of my life and it's hard to see him deteriorate. ANYWAYS your videos not only lighten my mood DRASTICALLY after but also put me in the right energy before the phone calls and I can't thank you enough for it. I'm sure this will hide itself among the already 4k comments but I had to put it out there at least once. Thank you.

[@ultimatelytrash7937]

i played so much of the papa's pizzeria games when i was younger...

[@alanaanderson7023]

same, I grew up on papa's freezeria. it taught me about the economy, customer service, investment. I think i learned more playing that game in my mom's basement than in my entire elementary education

[@maiawong9703]

Yessss same

[@fatsanii]

SAME

[@Dakarai_Knight]

ultimatelytrash omg I did play this so much

[@deadchannel9105]

ultimatelytrash I still do

[@naricyno]

Me and my gay best friend had to leave our call for this.

[@Blueee51]

Who needs friends when you have mac

[@sw33ts0ur4]

Mac is enough gay. He is the pride parade.

[@no-nt7wo]

katie bliss was here get airtime and react to it together

[@meowrchl97]

"Our call" ??? And why does it have to be "gay best friend" ? Do you have a "black best friend" an "asian best friend" ?

[@brokely72]

Me

[@vampirez921]

I remember now playing Jumpstart 1st grade (not the advanced version) and I still to this day have this song stuck in my head when the dog "Frankie" entered the game when you first start. I'm also remembering other games like this science lab/typing game, and Reader Rabbit.

[@Polyphemus_Sage]

The subtitles on this are so good 😂 When he went silent at 1:01 it said **silence in gay**

[@alereyiahopkins9942]

Nobody: Not One Person: Not a Soul: Mac: Let’s Play Games From Our Childhood Me: Okay Cool

[@broseidon1658]

*_k. cOoL._*

[@bsvsjznsbsjc8758]

How is anyone actually meant to react to comments like these?

[@bsvsjznsbsjc8758]

OMGOSH YOUR SO FUNNY YOU SAID OKAY COOL TO MACS NEW VIDEO

[@Maveryik]

i was expecting furry jokes missed the opportunity mac

[@deanna04]

“I’m sorry and you’re welcome. Shut up...I’m amazing.” 😂

[@someenbyclown6450]

"We dont get to play with little Keisha, or Jeane, De'andre" Yo- Im deadass-my name is Jeane-I got so scared. 5:00

[@randomnessgod5310]

Austin Tiron Tasha Pablo Uniqua AND WERE YOUR BACKYARDAGANS

[@mikeylikesit525]

YOUR BACKYARD FRIENDS THE BACKYARDIGANS

[@fatsanii]

RANDOMNESS GOD Tyrone* lol

[@AnonymousAnonymous-yq4cu]

YAS

[@blubhi_true5397]

YEEES

[@rw8851]

YeaeeasesEssss

[@sahr-nh7bt]

Mac: playing children games Also Mac: wearing a shirt which says "pluto is a planet"

[@enimo9241]

13:08 He was thinking of Backyardigans lol

[@ineffable_ezra]

Sometimes he does nothing and I think my phone's buffering. 🤣🤣

[@gracerobertson6132]

I thought the title said *Paying Children We Forget Exist* for a second and I was worried 😂

[@Scoobydoobydumdum]

Mac: *gets mad about having his 1994 game not work on his high tech laptop* Me: But like... you could just buy a shitty 1994 computer and have the FULL experience.

[@religi6n]

@Leissa Jones Exactly

[@Seriouslykiera]

ahhh ahahha!

[@potatoofmixolydian5716]

nO, PleASe NOoO

[@Darkshock25]

You can just run them in compatibility mode on any PC.

[@sssworee]

7:48 Why is their roof a book? Well clearly someone never watched Super-Y

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Ok but why is the roof a book!?

[@Fcarpenter23]

The broken game in the beginning had me crying

[@weneedlivesproductions5329]

Casually flexing the Streamy award in the background

[@ayomad5373]

We stan

[@Jman64110]

For a moment, I couldn't tell what was the game crashing and Mac's editing.

[@plant54]

I remember jumpstart very vividly. My mom even bought me the premium and I swear I was on that game for hours every day

[@bigsbee7416]

I love how instead of pooting the headphones on his head he just holds them up to his ear 😂

[@nessmarsh7084]

Seeing jumpstart gave me flashbacks to playing it on library computers

[@cottage-core_]

The best days of my life

[@pastelhotmess9299]

Yes

[@maycarvana1673]

The early 2000s were technically a fever dream…🤔🤔 ⚠️ WARNING⚠️: 3:28 yeah that too

[@anastaziatillett5354]

I feel validated watching Mac's videos, because I, too, cannot go a minute without looking at myself in any video call.

[@loretheinexplicable6492]

Every time I watch one of Mac's videos, there's a specific moment of brilliance that reminds me to hit the like button. This video 14:22

[@ihadagrattimwheniwaschecrecet]

I remember fighting over who's gonna play JumpStart with my siblings.

[@greymoore7376]

Same

[@katie6145]

3:28 okay... so... are you sure this wasn’t ordered off the dark web.? 😂

[@emmanuel4873]

Oof

[@alxtruj2k]

😂😂😂

[@Feesgekkehuis]

if i tell you that i wheezed for the entire 15 minutes and 48 seconds you better believe me...

[@ericmabry1752]

ive had dreams like this after extensive research, i have discovered that michael jackson the dog person is raphael the turtle person from TMNT

[@eggcartonej1785]

You changed their names like 30 times sis 😂

[@brooklyngomez3709]

yo like no joke but when he first opened the game i was like "yuh no dont remember it" but then the motherfuckin weasel popped up and i got hit with so many flashbacks😂

[@trentt5310]

SAME

[@thetrashartist9054]

3:27 "And we-OOOooOoOOooH" "And i 0pP-" Coincidence? i ThInK n⁰T

[@Clementine-the-Goblin]

Mac: *thinks he's playing a old game* Game: you thought!!! *turns glitchy and turns into horror game*

[@claudiatorres5739]

**silence** *”ENTER YOUR NAME IN THE SIGN IN-“*

[@noellahill5007]

REACT👏TO👏MAGGIE👏AND👏THE👏FEROCIOUS 👏BEAST👏 (OR JUST 90S CARTOONS IN GENERAL)

[@harper1628]

Noella Hill when I was little I told my neighbors that I was Maggie and my sister was the ferocious beast and they thought that I was a very mean child because of it

[@biohazardwaste2398]

check out @biohazardwaste on ig for some ferocious beast inspired dyed hair

[@emberwolf4941]

OMG I GREW UP ON THAT😂😂

[@pastelhotmess9299]

YES NOELLA YES

[@leoellison6657]

I remember always having to play starfall and ticket-to-read 😂😂

[@vybinkvani120]

i literally have “jump start- pet rescue” for my wii- if you need me i’ll be reminiscing on old games

[@msc0tt]

Mac I literally demand that you play purble place immediately

[@agreenpar]

Radiating Sprinkles OMG PURBLE PLACE!!! I FORGOT THAT WAS A THING, BUT IT WAS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE!!

[@cordrobertson6864]

You can't access it anymore ):

[@majestichamsandwich]

Omg I played that game almost every day as I kid. The memmoorrriieeesss

[@youlovemei7778]

OMG YES THAT GAME WAS MY SHIT!!!

[@toasted._.bread._6689]

BROOOOOOOO PURBLE PLACE WAS EVERYTHING

[@receiveththybread5973]

Nobody: Mac: feel inferior to my *BEAUTY*

[@sabrinarahman7029]

Damn I already do

[@youdaguactomychips1666]

You actually HAVE to turn on subtitles it is the FUNNIEST!!!

[@Shakingmybootay]

4:55 Mac just had a LovelyPeaches moment deadass-

[@sheepincherubsclothing]

OOOOOOH SIS GOT A PROPER CHAIR NOW I remember when you have like less than 400k and you were sitting in blankets on your sofa or running around your lounge

[@sarahfoster4963]

OML I DO TO 😂

[@luneradee8088]

Even with a chair he still does XD,that's Mac for ya

[@arestf]

and when he sat on that box full of beanie babies lmao 😭😭🤣😂

[@avekatumba4794]

And the wig budget increased! 😁😁😁

[@liatheprincess1186]

Robin or sitting on his floor

[@greyscaleadaven]

Why is this actually just Baldi's Basics but real? Like no wonder y'all had fever dreams about this shit

[@morganfisher3881]

There were so many children’s learning games in the 90’s and early 2000’s that were like this. My sister and I just looked up some games we played as kids. We found Freddi Fish 4: The Case of the Hogfish Rustlers of Briny Gulch, Mickey Kindergarten, and Spongebob Squarepants: Employee of the Month. We played a lot more, but those were some weird games lol. My entire childhood feels like one big fever dream.

[@atadbitfrazzled4377]

The og baldis

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Adaven 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leem.5246]

Do y’all remember when jumpstart had the online world that was crazy interactive.

[@terrahreid6539]

"Can't keep this keish, keish on a leash, leash" biiiiiiiiiiiiih I haven't seen ghetto Sims in forever !!!