Mad Cat | Worst Case of Matting I've Ever Seen!

[@GirlWithTheDogs]

Whisker cut was an accident guys. You shouldn't trim the whiskers on a cat. He moved unexpectedly 😥

[@S0fizzy]

I think that's what happened to my cat to when he went to the vet they had to shave his face because of a injury that was leaking so it wouldnt get stuck in his fur but I think they accidentally cut some of his whiskers because they do look cut it's ok accidents happen I'm sure my cat moved a bunch when they used a shaver so close to his ear the sound must have scared him 😓

[@lolimapotato]

Youre such a skilled, compassionate groomer! Accidents happen and animals can be difficult to work with

[@isamohamed931]

What happens when you cut whiskers? I know they’re really important but I never knew what would happen if they were cut

[@ikeohno]

@@isamohamed931 Whiskers are vital to a cats balance! If you cut them off it can knock them off-balance at the least

[@rosaliamoon4525]

It’s ok. Accidents happen. One of my cats has whiskers that don’t grow as far as the other side of her face. She gets on just fine :)

[@HalfDayHero]

What a lovely cat. He went from looking pissed off, to looking pissed off.

[@janhavibhatt6333]

Underrated 🤣🤣🤣

[@Omo21000]

🤣

[@mjrussell414]

Well, someone named him Mayonnaise...

[@kenishiagreen]

Lmfaooo

[@GenZ_Guitarist]

🤣🤣🤣

[@allthetunes5491]

"As you can see, he's really enjoying it." Mayonnaise: 😠

[@hagestad]

2:37 "after its done I'll bath in your blood""

[@arslan4945]

😡

[@brycealthoff8092]

That’s just a case of RBF.

[@JeremyFinch42]

But he did show much more restraint than I was expecting.

[@3m086]

Lmao!!!

[@lianneburwell4763]

My parents inherited a Persian from my sister (her husband is asthmatic around cats), and Coco was very lazy. My father started brushing her. First day, she only tolerated about 3 strokes. The next day 4. Eventually she got to the point where she not only loved being brushed, she got salty if you didn’t give her her morning beauty treatment by 8am every day.

[@angelasepi657]

You mean she got spicy.

[@kristenstacey5347]

We have one cat who learned this way and runs for her brushing, the other one no matter how many treats and daily attempts and "new techniques" he just won't allow it. We keep it up though since we can't bring him to a groomer since he's quite a rude boy in the first place.

[@stuff1784]

LMAO!

[@KevinRAAMAAAGE]

This guy seems old tho

[@Lioness006]

@@KevinRAAMAAAGE I thought she said Mayonnaise was 4 in the beginning.

[@GeeklingNo1]

'I'm very fortunate that Mayo is such a relaxed cat and that he's so tolerant' Mayo at his next visit: Peace was never an option

[@origamiandcats6873]

He was pretty good. That had to be very uncomfortable.

[@SmilyGirlLol]

I was looking for this type of comment. Blesss

[@gojira4life]

More like: "I gave you peace once... now I'm giving you dismemberment.".

[@TA-qm2jf]

I DON'T WANT PEACE I WANT PROBLEMS ALWAYS 😂😂😂

[@ashleywoedy9750]

Mayo is my spirit animal ❤

[@ufchighlights1]

Mayonnaise has to be the funniest cat name I’ve ever heard.

[@Extremefighters]

RIGHT? every time she said it I laughed a little..

[@jameswest4692]

I knew a neighbor's cat called Fido, i suppose it was amusing

[@queeniebee614]

I remember when I got my first cat the lady who had her had called her iceberg lettuce 😂🙄 so we called her letty lol

[@justthegiggle]

I had a cat named Poutine, I would call him Pou

[@s1mplicity]

My cat's name is midget, only because i had it since birth when it was small

[@mr.logicpants2835]

"After that .... and he fantasizes about my death". I have 4 cats and can tell you, that no truer words have been spoken. I think we all have met a cat assassin at some point in our lives.

[@saotul]

@Erratum u haven't met enough.

[@CT--tm2zm]

@Erratum yeah, you don’t have many cats do you? 😂

[@Paxmax]

this may not resonate with all, but that sounds legit like something GLaDOS would utter (from the game Portal).

[@Iiwii11]

I adore cats and have had many throughout my life. I would have said you were wrong until I got the cat I have now. He bites. I love him anyway, and fortunately I can usually tell when he’s going to do it, but some cats are just feistier than others.

[@mr.logicpants2835]

@@Iiwii11 my one female cat is in love with me (I'm a man). She gets into a purring frenzy and starts giving me these crazy love bites. If she hears my voice she will run from across the house to get to me. She is especially vocal and interrupting when I am talking to my wife. I love cats but some of them are nuts.

[@SairajRKamath]

Woah, it's like that sheep that got shaved after being lost in the woods for three years

[@shadesuthida7225]

I love how we all know exactly what you're talking about because we all probably have the same YT recommendations

[@bencarlin2468]

how does everyone know about this!

[@romankotas448]

Rest In Peace Shrek

[@TuberoseKisser]

@@bencarlin2468 because it was around the same time Peta put out a stupid propaganda poster about shearing sheep and then a sheep with 3 years worth of wool and skin infections popped up and recovered after getting sheared, so a lot of people knew about it cause it proved peta wrong Again.

[@bencarlin2468]

@@TuberoseKisser btw please change yourprofile picture i really freaking hate it

[@squeakatu1981]

Poor Mayo looks like he's wearing Ugg boots, he just needs a flannel shirt and a pumpkin spice latte lol.

[@KaruuxiOldAcc]

This is the best comment I've read 😭

[@canwetalk9992]

🤣

[@findmysoulgarden914]

😂😂😂😂

[@AmericanMetalhead100]

Underrated Comment

[@mandatory1561]

*cackles*

[@rev0568]

As someone who works at a vet, its true that cats have a time limit. When the tail starts swishing and the cats clearly getting more annoyed we begin to say that we are "running out of kitty timer."

[@thedeviouspanda]

My cat's time runs out in the lobby 😬 They seem to still like her though. She saves her real aggression for me.

[@Megfo2000]

I was a vet tech for several years in my younger days, and I still say that I’d pay money to work with an aggressive dog rather than a pissed off cat. You can reason with a dog, there ain’t no reasoning with an angry cat.🤣

[@wildog47]

For most cats ive groomed, 45 min or so is the usual limit for nice kitties

[@belmum1689]

Groom all the dogs you like but only a vet should groom a cat

[@wildog47]

@@belmum1689 that's high misinformation. Please do some research. Long term Sedation is worse for cats, and vet clinics can be just as, if not more stressful than a groomer. Many cats I groom cannot be sedated due to health issues or age. Get your facts straight

[@Timmybear]

"the scratches were nice, but I am still coming back later to burn this place down" Mayonnaise

[@rudestlittlesoundwave642]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tracycarmack9714]

LMAO

[@kanalkucker14]

Well, at the next appointment, she had a spicy mayo to deal with ;)

[@amorelleshemaiah]

😆😆😅🤣

[@nylotus]

@@kanalkucker14 LOL

[@georgiabentz9503]

"As he fantasizes about my death...." Yeah he got a little bit spicy 'Mayo' there. But I'm glad he didn't hurt you. He did seem really chill for the most part though.

[@stephanien6237]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sakispdsw]

@Anna This video is enlightening. Thanks.

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Mayo Lmao

[@KawiLover250]

On the street they call him Chipotle Mayonaise

[@gavart4509]

2:40

[@biologychic7292]

“Cats have a time limit.” A truer statement has never been uttered.

[@divergentdreamer]

I can only imagine if Mayonaisse were only able to get through half of his haircut before hitting his time limit then had to go home half shaved.

[@jubelivion182]

It also made me realise that I might possibly be a cat too.

[@LuciferTheDogKiller]

I would say all animals have a time limit, lol.

[@rexlapis6453]

"He's very tolerant, even though he didn't like it." Lmao me at family gatherings

[@JAKqkak]

XD same lol

[@kakashihatake9960]

Felt 😌

[@alisweid3810]

Appreciate family gatherings , some doesnt have one✌

[@rexlapis6453]

@@alisweid3810 My relatives aren't people who I can appreciate and I have my reasons.

[@juno2397]

@@rexlapis6453 based

[@Maialeen]

It's so weird to me how he won't groom himself, won't tolerate even a little brushing. But will allow all of his fur to be shaved off. Mayonnaise, buddy. You're working against yourself here.

[@TheFlowMind]

cats....

[@AxisCorpsRep]

i guess it sorta makes sense that if he groomed himself, doing so would pull on the hair and cause pain, same as the brush, but cutting the hair relieving that tension from the other hairs stuck in the matting would mean "oh, this is nice" and he would allow it

[@shandonlasley975]

Seriously 😂 My dog does this too though. Zero tolerance at home, but when it’s at the groomer or vet, out of her safe space and with a semi-strange human, she’s an angel. The absolute nerve

[@madcow009]

kid's are usually well behaved with grandma or a babysitter. It's probably the same phenomenon.

[@ArtemisFowldigger001]

Cats are weird. A family friend had a cat that did not tolerate any brushing at home, but loved going to the vet to be brushed out. Our theory is that she just loved the attention

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

"He's very tolerant of water, even though he doesn't like it". That's how cats feel about 90% of things

[@Omo21000]

Mayonnaise

[@leticiasieira9761]

Specially humans

[@chan5522]

precisely

[@Soken50]

Yeah my 2 cats would definitely relate to this philosophy, they always look like they tolerate existence but don't like it. Unless I'm petting or feeding them, cheeky bastards

[@Librocubicularist1]

Lol

[@sofarle]

It's really sweet you didn't antagonize him for running out of patience, it always makes me sad when people insult cats or make jokes like 'this is why dogs are better' when I think cats resemble humans in the sense that we all have a time limit on how much we can endure something we're not comfortable with. I also never knew they were itchy under the matting, that's very good to know! I'll be sure to give my cat extra pets after each grooming session :)

[@jenniferloftus2363]

Oh yeah, with dogs, too. It can be dangerous to have mats on any animal. They get wet underneath and the skin can start to ooze and attract bugs. Flies will lay eggs in the wounds. Then you'll have maggots which are eating the dying flesh. People don't realize this is possible and then some will put the animals down. The better option is to go to the vet, get antibiotics and fluids after cleaning off the maggots. The maggots will be doing you a favor until you get to the vet. Don't remove them at home. Someone I know did this and the dog nearly died of infection that the maggots kept at bay. Obviously don't let it get to that point, but it's easier to have happen than you think. Most people naturally think oh well the hair is matted and it's not pretty but they don't see what can really happen.

[@ashcruz904]

I agree! I think humans are more similar to cats. They have boundaries, a time limit, and need time to build a bond just like humans. I’m not saying dogs can’t have any of those but a lot of cats do!

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

I still think dogs are better because they don’t resemble humans, but sure

[@missreihtop]

Imagine, once I went to pick up my cat at the vet and the receptionist was like "Hahah, she's our mascot now as DEMON CAT" 🙈 My poor cat is actually soooo afraid of people, she pee/poop on herself at the vet and she growls because she's afraid but administrative staff thought it was funny to mess with her 🙈 I do have to admit that we did hear her scream from other side of the clinic and once in her transporter people were asking me if it was a cat or a dog growling. Anyway. Your comment made me think about this.

[@justjukka]

@@missreihtop one of mine was a demon cat, even though she was very affectionate at home 💜

[@Kittymouth]

I once shaved a cat like that. "Helmet fur" we called it, because it was like a solid SHELL. The cat wasn't able to fully stretch out or bend properly. Moving caused it to pull its fur out. The cat had been living in a barn before someone rescued it. Real sweet temperment, thankfully. You can imagine how happy that kitty was to get shaved naked!

[@155chipmunkz]

Ouch.

[@auroraourania7161]

For cats like that who aren't more tolerant, do you just have to sedate them? At that point it's got to be a pretty significant health hazard for them.

[@Ianayru]

@@auroraourania7161 I believe in the video it was mentioned that less tolerant cats tend to need sedation both for their sake and the sake of the groomer! Of course it always brings its own associated risks as u said but it's often better and more humane than just pushing through resultingnin a significantly stressed out upset cat and an injured groomer

[@kid10249595]

@@auroraourania7161 Yeah they have to be sedated, which is risky, although all sedation whether it be human or pet, is risky to begin with. In the case of mats though its necessary given if the mats don't come off. Then it turns into an issue of they can become infected or lose a lot of their mobility given the fur becomes so dense and tangled. The animal can't move anymore, and the fur will being to pull out of their skin. Along with leading to sores due to the trapped moisture within the mats. So at that point it either turns into euthanize the animal, or given them sedation that is mostly safe, and yeah bad reactions can occur, yet there are tests and so forth that can be done to reduce risk of injury. Yet the mats are a FAR worse health hazard than any sedation.

[@PataPtichou]

Oooh poor baby ! I'm happy he or she was rescued, and I hope he/she is well cared for today !

[@RussellTeapot]

"Cats have a time limit" As an owner of many different cats in several years, yes, I can confirm

[@HisameArtwork]

cute, cute, cute, DEATH! ........cute cute

[@Boredchinchilla]

And it’s always a surprise when that time limit is up….some days it’s 3 minutes and some it’s 8 1/2 seconds….it’s murder mitten roulette lol

[@RussellTeapot]

@@Boredchinchilla that's the beauty of cats!

[@PopADoseYo]

Several cats over the years? Jeez I'm 29 and have had my cat for 20 years. Still doing great. It'll be my only cat I ever have. How are all your cats dying?!?

[@ybfromoblock3381]

@@PopADoseYo cancer

[@StephBer1]

Everyone saying how the cat looks pissed off and angry. LOL. He's a Persian. They always look that way.

[@christopherweber9464]

My wife owns a Persian and yes I can confirm.

[@QDSGames]

That's the whole point people saying that. xD

[@kidbyg2629]

you got no humor, just like the cat.

[@itsGaleZ]

My wife is persian. I can confirm.

[@StephBer1]

@@itsGaleZ 🤣

[@denverdubois5835]

What a gentle cat. He kept giving you the sweetest looks and really, he was very well behaved overall. Cats aren't stupid. He knew you were helping him, he just got tired and stressed out. I had a Persian like Mayo once upon a time, back in the '90s. He was a stray who wandered into our yard one day. We never could find his owner and he did not have a collar or tag. We named him Fang, because he had one fang that stuck up over his lower lip, making him look rather like one of the "Wild Things" from Maurice Sendak's famous children's book. We had to take Fang for a quarterly shave and groom because he would NOT tolerate brushing or bathing (my ex still has scars on one arm from trying to remove some of Fang's dingleberries.) He was normally a very gentle and affectionate cat, though. His front paws had been declawed by his previous owner, which shocked and horrified us. I would never do such a thing myself. I have to admit though that I did benefit from it. This was because Fang loved to wake me up in the morning with really potent deep tissue back massages. He was a preternaturally strong cat, so the backrubs that felt so nice without claws would've been extremely painful had he still been in possession of his personal weaponry. One day we threw a summer barbecue and Fang came downstairs to sample the ribs. He'd just been to the groomer and smelled of fancy cologne. He strutted proudly across the deck towards the meat tray, and one of our guests called out--I will never forget this--"Hey, who's the little man in the lion suit?" RIP Fang, one of the best kitty friends I ever had.

[@Nativtexan2]

I can't believe that cat let's you do ALL that but he doesn't tolerate brushing at home??? You did a great job.

[@Emily-cl2jl]

I doubt the owners even try, judging by the state he's in. Pathetic excuse.

[@dcardigan13]

It probably hurt to try brushing his coat when it was already too late (and completely matted) tho.

[@Unknown_Ooh]

@@dcardigan13 I completely agree until I see another video of the same cat with the same problem again then I'll blame the owners

[@Ana.Garcia.]

I don't buy it. I think the owners never tried to brush him, it takes a bit long to get to this situation

[@kativ9368]

You all dont know the owner. My cat doesnt have fur that is able to mat but she HATES being brushed and the times where she does allow it, its only above her tail. And she wont sit still, and if you hold her to sit still, she gets aggressive. Maybe if the groomer here who is getting paid to do this isnt being judgmental then maybe you shouldnt be judgmental either

[@Paultimate7]

Your dry monotone voice that pretends its just giving you information about a serious bit of business saying "while he fantasizes about my death" with that catface looking at the camera is too hilarious

[@CK_Loves_Tea]

So very true! It’s the whole reason I subscribed 🙀

[@HisameArtwork]

@@CK_Loves_Tea yeah her voice is purrfect for this type of comedic timing. But subscribed to help the channel raise awareness about grooming.

[@sabin97]

dry. that's the adjective i was looking for to describe that sort of "matter-of-fact" voice

[@Mary1337]

That's the fun part of having a monotonous voice :) can relate...

[@twystedhumour]

GWTD, would you do a makeover in fake British accent? or even Irish! can't wait for more hilarity to ensue!

[@Dennhunt1]

“They are not like dogs and you cannot gain their trust back through positive reinforcements in the form of treats.” No kidding. Dogs have owners; cats have staff.

[@rudestlittlesoundwave642]

LMAO!!!✔

[@alexgrae8226]

😭😭

[@ED80s]

🤣🤣

[@darth-imperius]

😂😂😂 Dogs are the best. Don't wanna be someone's staff member for sure.

[@butteredcornfr]

Can confirm, my cat makes me do everything for him. Doesn’t even pay me.

[@ProjectPCHY]

"And he fantasizes about my death." - You made me choke on my water. Well done

[@pudletwoshoes5880]

Yes! This was hysterical lol

[@minimini550]

Pet owners do not realise how much joy their strange choices of pet names bring to people like me! I mean, an angry looking persian fur ball named Mayonnaise? Perfect ❤️ Edit: I LOVE your strange pet names in the comment so much. Thank you!

[@novembercherry4]

I agree. Obviously the meme doesn’t always match the animal, but it still tickles me. 💙

[@cutecats532]

He's a spicy mayo

[@freedemonhugs]

oh this is 100000% true, i work at a vet with a dog named Backpack

[@PlumbRandomNoob]

The vet and techs always laugh at my cat Bananas (he's a brown cat), Beans (he's a yellow cat), and my Bacon (he's a chonky boy)

[@minimini550]

@@PlumbRandomNoob When I get a pet again my goal is to name it something that will make the people at the vet laugh!

[@bg6b7bft]

Mayonnaise is an adorable name for such a mellow gentleman. You can call his evil twin Horseradish. It looks like Mayonnaise, but tastes like rage.

[@coffeesquirrel1]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mar-ft9xu]

Take my like, good sir

[@samg873]

Horseradish is gross

[@richardanyah2439]

I nominate this comment for the Nobel Peace Prize.

[@Sammydodger45]

😂

[@shughl1]

"As I blow dry him out, he fantasises about my death..." that was just so classic. The cat's eyes said it all!

[@kargaveceviz8000]

Best line ever!

[@mobetta3456]

That was the funniest part !!!

[@lilpia8183]

The way he keeps rubbing on you tells just how much he's enjoying being shaved. It must be such a relief for him. Poor baby.

[@sipi2009]

I wonder why the owners didn't take up brushing him if he's seemingly so tolerant? Or cam cats be trained to groom? You'd think there'd be some kind of solution so he doesn't need to get matted. I suppose intermittently shaving him would be the last option.

[@silverleopardcat]

@@sipi2009 cats are supposed to learn how to groom from their mothers, or from other cats. Humans can't do much if they don't figure it out, or if they're just lazy. Many pets are very tolerant at the groomer or vet, but not at home. Mayo probably turns into a spiky ball of rage at home. There's only so much you can do for a cat who resists intervention, especially with a difficult coat like the Persian.

[@aftersexhighfives]

​@@sipi2009cats can be tender skinned too, especially as they get older. There's only so many brushes on the market. But I'd wager he's a very tender skinned kitty and brushing feels like you're ripping his fur out. Also he's not lazy. He has a genetic disadvantage, he literally can't breathe in some positions he'd need to get into to clean himself fully and properly. He has the drive to groom himself, shown by his licking and creating hot spots. But he got a terrible draw in the genetic lottery. Wirey long thin but very dense fur and a flatter face with very wide cheeks. I don't think it's a breeding mishap, cats are significantly more sneaky than dogs when it comes to being in heat. It seems cat breeders are much more apt to have responsible breeding practices in terms of genetic pairing. Or perhaps there's just fewer of them to compare to when you have literal puppy mills going on. Coorelation isn't causation, of course. But seems logical without me googling anything. I think mayonnaise is the perfect storm of too old to care and not shaped for it to be an easy job. I think he looks a lot like the Cheshire cat. Especially when he's in his bath with those big yellow eyes and wider face. ❤

[@markkamote1757]

His "after" looks like him regretting everything he have ever done. 😂

[@ashookamanuela1901]

Well, he could've saved himself the trouble, but i doubt he learns anything from it. My Cat has the tendency to not curl his tail in the kitchen which is very narrow, so we stepped on it more than once by accident. Guess who still doesn't curl up his tail.

[@sed6657]

He said damn maybe I will start grooming myself huh

[@harnes64]

@@sed6657 Didn't you hear,it's been ten years??😂😂

[@LynaGalliara]

Thanks for the laugh! 🤣

[@nyohohoo]

Welp maybe he learn to groom himself in the future

[@tehdipstick]

"... So he decided to get a little spicy with me." Cue rage-filled Hannibal Lecter.

[@Pink_celeb420]

I guess he’s a spicy Mayo then

[@thecalicoheart7946]

@@Pink_celeb420 😂😂

[@irenedove2881]

Omg i read this before i saw it and absolutely lost my mind laughing when i saw that mask on him and the struggle

[@peepandstitch]

Chipotle Mayo

[@Duologue]

I laughed out loud at him in the muzzle

[@alexanderg1935]

Your understanding of a cat's psyche is spot on.

[@dietrevich]

Are you a cat?

[@karlee462]

cats make absolutely no sense to me. every cat ive ever met has attacked me, even if i'm just walking by. i guess they can smell i love dogs and despise cats🤦🏼‍♀️

[@meisterfluffbutt]

@@karlee462 I really do think you are approaching them wrong. Don't look them in the eyes (for an extended time). It's considered threatening. Don't approach them, if they want, they will come to you. If you see their tails going or ears going back, back off, they are pissed. Hopefully you can learn a way to communicate correctly with cats, as they are lovely animals, who are just *very* different to dogs :)

[@karlee462]

@@meisterfluffbutt i get that they like to be alone but what's the point of having a pet that you can't interact with without their permission? you're just wasting money caring for them at that point. i just don't understand why people like cats but whatever makes people happy i guess. i feel like a pet should bring you joy, and cats bring me no joy lol

[@BurberryBlue]

@@meisterfluffbutt The eye part I feel like depends on the cat. I volunteer at a shelter and 3 of the cats were new, every time I made eye contact they immediately started meowing like crazy wanting me to get them out their cage (but I couldn’t because they weren’t spayed yet), I love cats, just as much as I love dogs but I’ve been with the cats more there because the shelter is pretty small and is a no-kill shelter, so the puppy room stinks pretty bad.

[@J43RH]

I love how understanding she is of the animals. Like when they have a go at you they aren't horrible untrained creatures they just don't like what you're doing they're probably uncomfortable or scared and they can't just ask you to stop like another person can

[@tubingforever]

The owners left you with a cat and you returned a boiled ham.

[@vineetha6942]

What sort of boiled ham do you- Aah never mind 😅

[@tubingforever]

@@vineetha6942 lol :D

[@gingercashcat]

hahaaa

[@PlaidBoyPDX]

😂😂😂

[@I9s7lam5is-S3tu1pid]

Boiled ham of a cat 🤣🤣🤣

[@steviedoney3803]

When I saw the red bits/ wounds he gave himself by licking it broke my heart. Poor lil guy. He'll be feeling much better after this!

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

A close friend had a long haired cat that she had never brushed. He was so matted and looked so uncomfortable. I pressed her about it constantly, and she finally spent two hours getting all the mats out. Her cat is very beautiful and happy now☺️

[@hannahross4901]

no gonna lie, that kinda sounds like neglect on your friends behalf, the fact you had to pester her for her to finally say that she should probably de-mat the cat isn't the best look, I don't want to assume the situation though just perceived it through your comment, I'm happy the cat is happier now

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

@@hannahross4901 In her defense, she was 16 at the time. Waaaay more blame falls on the parents who decided to adopt the long-haired cat in the first place. I won't argue that the cat was neglected though.

[@hannahross4901]

@@eldritchteletubby9319 Ahh i understand, i agree, it's the parents responsibility mainly to look after the pet!

[@giovanna722]

Good for you for caring enough about her pet to bug her about it. And good for her for listening.

[@logans.7932]

When GWTD has a dog “This is Rover” “This is King” “This is Duke” When GWTD has a cat “This is Cheetos” “This is Mayonnaise” “This is Paperclip”

[@user-xu8gt4ob2o]

GWTD?

[@SamBiscuit-bn7jg]

@@user-xu8gt4ob2o Girl With The Dogs - GWTD

[@user-xu8gt4ob2o]

@@SamBiscuit-bn7jg ohh thanks. wouldnt it be GWTC for the cat one then?

[@SamBiscuit-bn7jg]

@@user-xu8gt4ob2o maybe? ^_^

[@aleshakant]

Paperclip 😂😂

[@melonmusk684]

cat's have time limit. Most accurate thing i've heard on this channel.

[@j_me]

such a great way to put it LMAO, much more accurate than "cats are evil"

[@ryuuthefrog3775]

@@j_me They have beds to go to and dreams to see, they don't need to spend an extra few minutes at a groomer.

[@karlee462]

nah every cat ive ever met has been a huge bully and a jerk. my mom's cat we raised from a baby and she will hide under the couch so she can attack, bite, and scratch our legs when we walk by. she hisses when we even look at her. she's horrible. i wish she'd just run away or get eaten.

[@justinhamilton8647]

@@karlee462 get professional help, your hate of cats is NOT normal. Wishing death upon a poor animal that your family is likely abusing is so immensely fucked up. Get that poor cat to a shelter if your family can’t handle her.

[@heathmescon4280]

@@justinhamilton8647 cats are very intelligent and independent animals. If a cat is 'bullying' and hurting them, then they probably did something horrible to it. Unlike dogs, cats don't forget easily.

[@keadonboze968]

“And he fantasizes about my death” That just hits different because of how calm the rest of the vid is

[@chalkandrubble5702]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sarvolkskaya]

RIGHT LMAOO

[@SilvaDelia]

I literally binge watch Mayo all the time, it's almost insane XD But poor Mayo, I know that pelt must've been super uncomfy and you can see the relief that he felt when you were buzzing it off. Hes actually a really well behaved cat! Almost like he was thanking you for helping him! I like being around or do it myself with my Chis when they need baths and medicine time, it's like bonding time. You and the pet develop a relationship! You can tell Mayo certainly didnt like it really but he knew, it will make him feel better and help him! Pets are so interesting!

[@monolithrose1945]

“Oh hey a cat video, let’s see” *”Meet mayonnaise”* “Pfft”

[@ADCFproductions]

he's the devil in disguise!

[@theodorewilliamson929]

@@ADCFproductions what are you talking about he was very tolerant lol

[@virtualmorgue]

Love the profile picture bro

[@MultiRastaman3]

A great philosopher once said. “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”

[@renamamiya5115]

No Patrick Mayonnaise is not an Instrument..

[@Sphynx823]

Anything can become an instrument given enough dedication. LMAO

[@imtired5401]

Patrick tho💀💀💀

[@lonebattledroid4474]

@@renamamiya5115 Horse Radish is not an instrument either

[@midnightcas9995]

This Mayonnaise is an instrument. Of destructionz

[@Guill0rtiz]

“You can see him really enjoying it” * cat’s murder face *

[@worst-casescenario6873]

🤣🤣

[@KenS1267]

The narrator is very sarcastic and I love it.

[@lovebirddraws8475]

@@KenS1267 ahaha he was actually enjoying some of it though, you can tell by his body language! His face may be grumpy but he was a happy boy (for the most part)

[@amentetbastet6746]

I bet Mayonnaise had the best sleep ever when he got home ❤

[@user-jg9rp5qf4g]

"Cats have a time limit." Truer words have never been said.

[@nevek20]

I've never seen someone effectively peel a cat before

[@jooj3699]

I hate that you made me read this with my face eyes

[@dahken417]

...And your other eyes are where...?

[@lizxu322]

...you wouldn't want to watch earthlings then.

[@nathanseybold6679]

Well, there's more than one way to -skin- peel a cat.

[@Orgun1213]

The fact you called it peel a cat made me spot my drink out 😂

[@SherLock55]

"Once a cat has had enough, they have had enough" No truer words have ever been spoken.

[@catejames6453]

Aww. Poor Lil dude. I love how considerate you are of him and his skin issues! It's reassuring to see there are good people out there too! I love your videos! I'm careful to make sure I leave a thumbs up on each one ☺️🌟

[@bucc8622]

"Cats have a time limit. Some of them are really well-behaved. But at some point, they just decide they've had enough and won't go back to being nice." Definitely my cat. 😭

[@morgielastname7364]

Such an excellent way to describe tolerance limits in cats!

[@lainaleenreader5464]

To be honest I felt as if I was being described...I feel attacked🤣

[@Freebird_67]

Yep

[@bankotsu2a]

Poor guy, has to deal with the outcome of his lazy self grooming and when he tries to improve after getting rid of the mats he hurts himself

[@id.rather.not_]

Hes probably too old to groom well that or his fur is too thick to groom

[@SupraJulie]

Persians have a hard time grooming themselves. Their fur is too long and thick. I have what is probably a Persian Maine Coon mix and whenever he tries to groom anywhere other than his paws or chest he gets his 'beard' fur stuck in his mouth. He thinks he is grooming himself, but really he is just licking his beard and chest fur. If we don't take him to the groomer he literally starts to smell.

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

@@id.rather.not_ video description says he is four.

[@CiaranMaxwell]

He's a Persian. It is literally impossible for a Persian cat to properly groom itself. Their fur goes deeper than the barbs on their tongues.

[@gaybatgosqueak]

My cat doesn't groom himself either, he's a manx. He also doesn't like brushing, so instead of fighting him a few times a week, I just shave(trim) him every now and then. It's not the tidiest cut, and I'd prefer not to shave but it keeps matts out and his butt fur cleaner.

[@usaexplore410]

I love the name Mayonnaise. It suits him so well lol

[@kovenniawilliams3213]

"I dry him with the blow dryer and he fantasizes about my death." Mayo: It is not just your death. Its the death of all.

[@newtonmenlo]

We rescued a cat named Satchell that had lived like this for most of his adult life, we got him when he was 14 years old, matted and crabby. He too was unenergetic and "lazy". When the day came that we shaved him, he was so patient and took it like the little man that he was. After we had shaved him, he began a regular routine of cleaning himself and running around after our other cat. I truly believe that he learned to groom himself by watching our other cat Midnight. After that we shaved him about once a year and he loved it. It really improved the quality of his life and I'm glad that Mayonnaise has this opportunity too.

[@tallard5911]

When I was in 2nd grade my best friend had a Persion cat that LOVED water. When my friend took a bath Tuffy would jump into the tub with her and swim around. It would take forever for him to dry. In 1962 there were no such thing as blow dryers. Crazy cat, but he never met a person he didn't like.

[@Dakotaandpacha]

Persian cats notoriously love water. I have tried giving my Persians a water fountain several times, but they always end up flooding the kitchen with their splashing and playing in the water. 🙄

[@FoxfireGreen]

My late Persian purred every time she had a bath, sometimes when she got dirty she'd even sit next to the tub and wait patiently for us to figure out she wanted a wash. I really miss her, she was a real queen. A truly winderful breed, but needs a lot of care and at least one daily brushing.

[@santana4899]

I just love the constant not impressed look of boredom Persian cats have, it's so funny and cute at the same time.

[@Foatizenknechtl]

it also got a bit of a mafia flavour

[@deffdefying4803]

@@Foatizenknechtl “Next time he crosses me, he’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes.” “Sir, you ate all the fish.” “Exactly.”

[@Hannahgs]

I love how patient you are with the kitties! Not a lot of people understand cat temperament and you are very kind in helping this little baby

[@gommy0415]

"And he fantasizes about my death" ahahah

[@elizabethkizzar5489]

I love the fact that some people like my brother think jobs like pet groomer or florist don't require strength or muscle. I think if you got her mad she could lay you out in about two seconds. Because it takes real muscle to handle a pissed off cat.

[@chrisharmon]

I think cats have more muscle per weight than any other animal

[@brianschuerch7059]

Grooming a cat doesn't require much strength, just high dexterity and intelligence to know when are were to strike

[@batturing]

not to mention she has to handle and sometimes lift large dogs, including cane corsos, burmese mountain dogs, mastiffs, etc.

[@ancientdig1068]

She's still female

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@ancientdig1068 And?

[@DT_Worlds_Strongest_Goth]

That's actually one of the most tolerant cats I've ever seen. My cat would try to eviscerate me if I dared to do even a tenth of this.

[@karlee462]

whats the point of having them as a pet if they just bully you? i'll never understand cat people. cat's are mean as hell.

[@justinhamilton8647]

@@karlee462 my cat is the cuddliest love bug ever. Cats are low maintenance, no need for walks, they don’t howl in the middle of the night or eat their own poop.

[@Hello-kx6tf]

@@karlee462 That's a bit of an overgeneralization. My cat is as sweet and affectionate as my two Belgian Malinois, if not more so, and very well-behaved. I love all of them dearly. Just because some cats are more short-tempered does not mean that all of them are, and just because you had some bad experiences with cats does not mean that the entire species is evil. I hope you give them a chance, because they can make great companions, and it's honestly just such a great experience to earn the trust and love of a cat :)

[@bunnysugar2254]

@@karlee462 I love this groomer but she very badly potrays cats in her videos. Cats all are very different from one another and alot of the time they can be super sweet.

[@Hello-kx6tf]

@@bunnysugar2254 I agree completely, although I do think that the groomer was not totally serious at some points was just exaggerating for comedic effect

[@Lasirenagirl]

Just recently lost my Persian boy Mr Bobo. Brought some tears to my eyes watching this thinking about Bo, but felt nice to see such a beautiful fluffy Persian. Thanks for these videos they go beyond what you even know ♥️

[@scot1brit214]

2:35, what a mood.

[@aris7233]

Okay, but is anyone gonna talk about how cute he looks in that ring? 😭😭😭

[@ndblanks]

@Anna stop it i keep seeing you everywhere

[@NameNotNeeded]

The most insane aspect is the literal _cloak of fur_ that peels off.

[@BillTheConquerer]

"I blown dry him with the high velocity dryer, and he fantasizes about my death." Best deadpan ever

[@BestCatEver97]

I came across your channel a few months ago and have watched several of the newer videos with Mayo. I think it's interesting how his "spicy" demeanor has evolved over the last three years of grooming.

[@Hello-pp3hl]

"He got a little bit spicy with me" Cuts to him screaming and flailing like a maniac 😂

[@constantreader4376]

I physically jumped when she cut to that point bc it had been so peaceful before that!

[@Disciple_82]

We’ve had two Persians and you gotta brush them every single day. It’s easy to miss days too. I sympathize with the owners and the cat.

[@KillerOrca]

Reminds me of my old Persian. He wasn’t lazy though, just really dumb. I miss you, buddy...

[@manasvipatel4474]

May he rest in peace 😞🙏

[@Smorgasbord.]

Yeah, persians are known to have mid-level to maybe not-so-bright intellects. They're very docile though and are often very loving. ❤

[@hideouslyugly]

@@Smorgasbord. my wife says I'm like a Persian cat...docile, and not very bright.....

[@ayeshastaging103]

@@hideouslyugly that's a L

[@vaporean_boylove.0w083]

May the ol derpy Persian be in peace

[@jenjen4091]

Poor thing 🐈, it’s nice to hear you being positive even though his matting so bad and you did a great job! 💕

[@skyguy1230]

He looks so angry 😂 he’s trying his hardest to look mean but it just makes him cuter lmao

[@Omo21000]

3:09 🤣

[@taraelizabethdensley9475]

Persian cats always look grumpy

[@spider0804]

When I helped with rescue there was a cat where the entire top of the coat was a solid brick of fur with dust and debris mixed in. The cat had been living for a few years in a small crawl space and rubbing its back on the wood beams above for that time. When we started to remove the mass of mat the cat just sat there for over an hour while we got it off, looked pretty happy after!

[@christophersmith8316]

I adopted a cat from the city shelter that had huge mats on her sides and legs, much like this one. The back was fine, so she had a thin strip along the spine left that flopped down on each side like bangs. The mat was pinning her legs together like hobbles, she was so happy to be loose even with the silly cut.

[@Duane_Grabert]

That is forever in cat time to be in 1 place.

[@vianca314]

everyone: talking about the cat me: *that dog in the crate is very patient*

[@jessicabowling5645]

I was thinking the same. We have always had outside barn cats

[@elysiasavary4293]

You guys here watching all the Mayonnaise videos because he's sick right now? Me too. Im really hoping spicy boy pulls through soon! 💕

[@leonardsmith6216]

3:31 my guy looking like a thanksgiving turkey lmao

[@no1caresss]

FUDNSKSNSKSJS

[@keirontt4848]

There’s three types of people when it comes to naming cats, the ones that name based on looks (e.g ginger, licorice, goldy,etc.) and the people who literally name it randomly (mayonnaise, velociraptor, bag) and then the people who name it ironically like a black cat unlucky or a white cat called ginger.

[@willothewisp2980]

Don't forget the people who give them actual human names like Benjamin or Louis :x

[@MrMindlessalien]

Yeh owners either name their cats something like: Tranquility Fluffy Dave Mittens And then we have my friend who called his cat Bong Water

[@glynnis11]

I have a Siberian/Maine Coone who is gray and black. His name...is Kitty. There is a black and white cat that decided he wanted to be ours (but he lives outside) that is part Sphynx and something else that causes him to have fur..we call him K2 (Kay-Two) for Kitty Two.

[@jazziered142]

I named my cat Fij, because when I got her she was really fidgety.

[@최지영-y6e]

@@jazziered142 lol that’s cute. I named my cat Froggie cause she sat like a frog 🤣

[@johnsnow8808]

So much respect for what you do, grooming a matted cat must be such an intense/scary task! Because of this channel I now call my work colleagues 'spicy' when they're having a grumpy day!

[@supportourmilitary4768]

Sending prayers to Mayo and his family.

[@DakotaCastro7]

i can’t even imagine how painful and itchy that pelt was, i paused on a frame in the bath where he stares at you and he looks so grateful for helping him 🥰what a handsome boy

[@RichardSmith-qw7kh]

Hi pretty lady. How are you doing today??

[@DakotaCastro7]

@@RichardSmith-qw7kh wtf i’m a dude

[@RichardSmith-qw7kh]

So where are you from???

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

"What's the cat's name?" "Mayonnaise. Don't spread it around."

[@gailasgreatdanesandmanes1042]

😅😂😂

[@kanck7909]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh🙄🤣💀👌👌

[@heidimichael1214]

Lmaooooooo

[@katrinawithak8387]

Poor thing! You must have made him feel a gazillion times better. My beloved angel cat Russia was a super fluffy cat, and her undercoat was so matted we had to take her in for a shaving but she resisted- so we took her to a vet where she STILL resisted, even through the sedation!!! She was always a fighter 🇷🇺💯. Miss you Rooski

[@alleosussquirt8041]

Poor tiny dog in the background is just reacting with a "OH GOD I'M GONNA BE MADE BALD NEXT!"

[@keobooks]

And you are next 😈

[@marshmallowmann20]

"Doesn't tolerate washing at home" lmao guess I'm lucky that my cat doesn't know that this is apparently an option for a pet.

[@IveBeenWithBruma]

You sometimes have to as fleas can be a huge pain to get rid of and are quite easy to transfer from outdoors.

[@Looserkid13]

brushing*

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

I have known a handful of persians and all of them loved being clipped during summer. Maybe not the process itself, but their mood and demeanor is like night and day. Once Mayonnaise grows back an inch or so of fur he can be brushed with a boar hair brush and that will feel sooooo good that he might actually decide that he likes being groomed.

[@koobifossils7495]

the way she calmly said “and he fantasises about my death” had me howling 😭😭

[@fungusmagoo]

Wow……… I’m really so impressed with your amazing technique and your connection with this beautiful beast. The world needs more people like you in it! Suzanne

[@gojira4life]

That "after" look of his is so fucking hilarious, it's almost like it came straight from a slapstick movie where some kids shave a cat XD

[@morganwiddison]

You made a good call rounding up his face. He's adorable.

[@lexsi80]

His face with his ears pushed back while he was getting blow-dried, is mesmerizing 😂

[@goose95722]

You can just FEEL through the screen how good those scratches felt.

[@linzmcd4485]

Poor mayonnaise. He does look murderous at the end. Would love to see him at his next grooming

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

Buddy, if we don't take care of your fur, it's gonna get really matted and uncomfortable. "I know" Ok, so are you gonna clean yourself? "No" Let me brush you, then "No"

[@77yggfe12ujn]

I have a suspicion that my daughter is a cat

[@JordanWheeler1999]

@@77yggfe12ujn lol

[@tealablu3759]

At that point I’d sit on them. I’m going to fix your fur, one way or another

[@Robert08010]

@@77yggfe12ujn Then just call her Mattie and be done with it.

[@bribnkr13]

This is exactly my cat. I have 2, both with long hair, one never gets matted, she’s constantly grooming, the other is lazy and will not let me touch him with a brush.

[@IMatchoNation]

Poor itchy baby! I Hope Mayonnaise makes a swift return to this channel so we can see him with his skin all healed, and his grooming finalized. Good job!

[@giggle_snort]

That poor cat. You take such good care of him, even when he's spicy and uncomfortable. So glad he got his much needed groom, & wishing him and his owners the best!

[@lexthebored8122]

The “while he fantasies about my death” part had me snorting and choking on my drink

[@tentacles8486]

K n?

[@tronclay]

his face says "you friggin jerk ill end you but god bless you dont stop scratching or ill mess you up and i love you, youre a saint but i hate you. Leave me alone but dont stop."

[@JAKqkak]

XDXDXDXD

[@JohnSmith-mk1rj]

Cats. Gotta love 'em.

[@jordanhasch2544]

Before: Badly-matted cat, no doubt in pain from the tight matting. After: furry-faced kitty from neck up and legs down; Thanksgiving turkey everywhere else (look at 3:33 and tell me that's not a turkey; I still can't help but laugh. Poor guy.) AND a major case of resting bitch face.

[@cyperron3497]

AWESOME job - that must have been difficult. So glad you were able to help him out. I can only imagine how much better he feels.

[@joemullaley6531]

plot twist: mayonnaise loved the grooming, he's just pissed about being named mayonnaise!

[@malayshamorgan3918]

“Meet mayonnaise” I’m guessing the owner has a kid

[@LonkFromATL]

He actually looks he COULD be the actual Mad Cat from Inspector Gadget LOL.

[@rainbowkiss7996]

2:20 THAT MUST BE THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE