Madame Web: The BEST Film of the Year

[@seanmillette4323]

It was nice of her to forgive her mother for being murdered, regardless of how selfish it was for her mom to do that.

[@brianmurphy6480]

This seems to be the most constant and enduring theme in movies written by women: resentment towards their mothers. Which is funny, because it's almost always the father that's absent. 🤦‍♂️

[@Valeriamtzp]

Of the many plot holes and stupid fast things this movie has you really chose to focus on one of the things they actually explained well. She is clearly angry her mother risked her baby by going to the amazons 8-9 months pregnant, as if she didn't care for or even wanted the baby, she thinks her mother hated her. Also she implies at the baby shower she doesn't know her mother was murdered because she mentions neonatal death

[@russianoverkill3715]

​@@brianmurphy6480fatherless behaviour💀

[@terryrocks2j]

@@brianmurphy6480 And the fathers in the film were all nowhere to be found. Mary's husband was away and she gave birth ahead of schedule so that can be excused. Cassandra's father is not even mentioned once.

[@MOMO-m0m0]

@@Valeriamtzpthe resentment still doesn’t make sense. She died of natural causes.

[@retroelectrical]

one of the "creatives" behind Madame web literally said they chose 2003 because they wanted to play "Toxic" in the soundtrack. Serious.

[@MikeTheD]

What's crazy is these people's identity is wrapped around "being a creative", yet they're stunningly uncreative. This generation seems to be just "playing at" their industry and very shallow. Especially if they check boxes and play woke ball, they can just sorta jump right in with zero experience or success, and then continually fail upward.

[@brianmurphy6480]

​@@MikeTheD"z0mg, I've been working here for 6 months! Seriously, when the hell do I get my executive suite?! 😢"

[@tekno647]

​@MikeTheD sooner or later, things will start to swing back, and these creatives that fail upward are going to have that harder of a fall down to rock bottom.

[@____uncompetative]

That was because Cassandra (nice reference to the Cassandra of Greek myth who was cursed to utter true prophesies that wouldn't be believed) warns the girls to stay in the forest and they ignore her, sees what will happen in the diner with the skateboarder Mattie being grabbed by evil Spider-Man who uses his toxic venom to poison her, which is why Cassandra later teaches them all CPR in the event their hearts go into arrest from this poison). This makes the choice of song very appropriate to the threat posed by the villain. He is toxic masculinity. He shot Cassandra's mother. His visions are a curse because he stole the magical spider whose properties were the subject of myth as the spider-people were believed to exist. This film was better than the mess that was _Spider-Man: No Way Home_ which undermined the stakes by having multiple Spider-Men so a couple could have died and you would still have one. It also killed the cat, a cardinal sin in screenwriting by having Aunt May die. They killed Marisa Tomei? Fuck them. _Madame Web_ is entertaining and doesn't overstay its welcome and I was able to clearly hear all of the dialogue without subtitles and didn't get boring like _DUNE._ I've seen Paul ride the sandworm. Meh, frankly. Quite nice to see Christopher Walken is in it, but Jason Momoa's character is dead (although he comes back in later books as a clone). So, _Madame Web_ was an 8/10 and _No Way Home_ only an 6/10. _DUNE_ is a 6/10 meh. _Infinity War_ gets a 3/10 and _Endgame_ only gets a 2/10. _Morbius_ gets an 7/10 and _The Marvels_ gets an 8/10. _Thor: Love & Thunder_ gets 2/10.

[@joejoejoej9763]

​@@____uncompetativeamazing comment. Subscribed. Now shut up and gimme a kiss

[@ActuallyAndrewYT]

This is Platoons attempt at making a KZbin Short.

[@peposo7]

Ouch....

[@LeoneLaTwerk2]

Its not even an insult honestly. This is how I picture his shorts are. His usual is lik 2-5 hours

[@gruthakhul100]

@@LeoneLaTwerk2 I could listen to him 24 hours straight x__X

[@MisterGames]

LOL 🤣

[@CarrionCrow993]

🤣

[@seanmillette4323]

She wasn't kidding about the script being AI generated, they just picked an AI that wants to see the world burn.

[@gj9157]

It's not about money, it's about sending a message.. everything burns 🔥

[@haroldb1856]

ScriptNet eventually evolves into SkyNet.

[@RealtaoNua]

I love democracy

[@redcarpetproductions3410]

Humans need not apply.

[@Chunk7PeanutButter]

Sum AI, just want to watch the world burn

[@kadourimdou43]

Bad movies use to be bad for good reasons. As in, the studios failed despite trying. Now we see failures because it looks like they sabotage themselves.

[@SamM-gl9zc]

The sad part is that they still think they're trying... What we're seeing is the *Inevitable* outcome of allowing your enemies to take over your higher education system - Educating people with ideas completely antithetical to their own society, and then those people go into positions of power throughout the entertainment industry, among other important sectors of society that help drive the direction of that society. In short, we're seeing constant crap because we live in an era of Goebbels-Vision, masquerading as progress and tolerance. With many, many unwitting accomplices, who think they're doing a good thing because they've been educated to think so.

[@axis8396]

I'm convinced they're tax write-offs

[@boobah5643]

@@axis8396 You have to make the money before you have to worry about them taxing the money, though...

[@peposo7]

Not even Reb Brown doing his signature BattleCry would save this movie.

[@yojnna2088]

In the director's cut Uncle Ben is bitten by a black widow and begins selling rice.

[@fightrudyfight5799]

😂😂😂😂 this already sounds way better lol

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

That sounds like a much more interesting story.

[@RiceDaddy07]

Racist.

[@Justmonika6969]

​@@RiceDaddy07 Based

[@BoleDaPole]

Selling rice is racist?

[@poissonsumac7922]

"Mom, can we have Spiderman?" "No, we have Spiderman at home." Spiderman at home:

[@adrianramirez8882]

It's just mom dressing up like Spider-Man.

[@olololo4807]

you mean spiderpeople

[@Kalashee]

Spider Man is Far From Home at this point… 👀

[@Sforschondetta]

Spiderman at home Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@f2p-setto508]

@@KalasheeThat’s kinda clever.

[@FourOf92000]

$15M: _Godzilla Minus One_ $80M:

[@I-speak-U-shut-it]

Sony Pictures: Just a small loan of a million of dollars 😅

[@Goldenspiderducck]

Honestly, this might be the only one that _could_ make that back. Eventually. Sony just has to stay out of the fucking way and let it organically progress. Let the art house and independent theaters run it at 11 o’clock or midnight. Start small. It’s got alllllll the earmarks of a cult film. But it cannot be forced.

[@MustertheBrohirrim]

2.2 million on its second day 26 projected through the holiday weekend. Bloody marvelous.

[@shan4680]

The Godzilla Minus One director said he *wished* he had $15 million for the budget. He had less.

[@pacoramon9468]

Both by japanese companies.

[@Schtoopot]

I would be happy for someone to give me 80 million clams if their expectation was that I simply make a big pile of shit

[@brianmurphy6480]

I'm lactose intolerant. Gimme $8 million and a bucket of ice cream; I'll put out the same result in 2 hours. 🤷‍♂️

[@ryanbarker5217]

put me in, coach, i'm ready

[@Ramsey276one]

$100 is enough to make that happen! Dairy and chocolate! XD

[@Ramsey276one]

​@@brianmurphy6480 THERE YOU GO! XD

[@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it]

"I hate my mother for going to the Amazon to find a cure that will help a lot of the people I treat on a daily basis! Oh, wait she went to cure me of a genetic disorder? Well since it was to benefit me directly, I love my mother!"

[@Ramsey276one]

BRILLIANT

[@RealtaoNua]

PURE CINEMA

[@mr.punisher5100]

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." is the number 1 thing I'll remember from this movie. Martin Scorsese was wrong. This is real cinema

[@lateam9786]

It sounds like a line a villain would say now

[@EyeOfMagnus4E201]

Hmm…maybe I was doing things wrong. Whenever I had take on responsibility for whatever thing, all I ended up with afterward was tiredness.

[@vertigo2894]

He made a racist comment without even realising it. So "diverse female character one and diverse female character 2"? The white ones are not diverse right? His subconscious sees white as the default for anything. That isn't fair. So to avoid being labeled as a diverse character, you must be white eh? I'm disappointed him. And before anyone strawmans me, I have no objection to the criticism of the movie or any other movie in general.

[@underthepale]

@@vertigo2894 You are correct. White is not diverse. "Pale and Male is Stale," as the new saying goes. And in order to avoid being labeled as a "diverse" character, you must first *be* a character. Which many forced diversity attempts are not. It's all really quite simple.

[@reviewbomb85]

Yeah, I laughed out loud on that part. Luckily I was the only one there, so it wasn't a problem.

[@thelaughingrouge]

One of the head writers said and I quote "we put it in 2003 so we could play Britney Spears Toxic in the movie." That's why.

[@KeytarArgonian]

I howled with laughter at that. ‘Why 2003??’ ‘Because Britney Spears Toxic that’s why!’ 😂😂😂

[@Mdautkreix]

These idiots probably got paid 6 figures for choices like that too 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@kaykutcher2103]

​@@Mdautkreix Which reminds me, I need to evacuate the moths from my wallet.

[@pussygangster5976]

What’s more hilarious is that Toxic was released January 12 2004…🤡

[@D.S.handle]

I thought it was because they needed to have Peter Parker parents in the story.

[@lmm334]

How a random spider grants a person godlike power is beyond me. You can literally replace the spider with an alien tech or a magic dodat, and the story doesnt change at all

[@hoTube.]

They have to reference Spiderman to attract as many people as possible (which didn't work at all)

[@TuberoseKisser]

​@@hoTube. I mean.... isn't Madame Web connected directly to Spiderman lore? I feel like they were gonna have to reference it at one point.

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

Madam Mcguffin

[@Insideoutcest]

@Imm334 dont tell spiderman fans this

[@matane2465]

Or a blood transfusion from an alien from the planet Spider.

[@TheHangarHobbit]

When the same writers that gave you Gods Of Egypt and Dracula Untold didn't get banned from ever writing anything again after losing the studios over a half a billion bucks? I seriously doubt a 100 million flop like Madame Web will hurt them any.

[@kamukameh]

Those writers got some plot armor I guess... 😂🤣😁

[@kri249]

Gods of Egypt was actually quite entertaining. The story was coherently written too which is lacking these days. The only problem was it tried to be a hollywood blockbuster film when it was perfectly suited a "straight to DVD" quality film. So the high expectations are what hurt the film.

The scathing reviews will continue until Holywood improves.

[@chasehedges6775]

Exactly but Modern Hollywood only knows how to go downward

[@gj9157]

It amazes me how they don't learn from every mistake they make.

[@MikeTheD]

And now, even with people who humored the clear devolvement the last decade, it will get worse with each failure that has this same woke stink. They just can't make entertainment, even if you agree with their word salads. Their defenders were hoping to just ride it out in hopes things would improve, but it's getting worse and worse they now see

[@SaithMasu12]

@@gj9157 They know exactly what they are doing. Do you think movies from the past are all made by a genius mastermind that you somehow cannot find anymore today? Its not about that, it was never about that. They could do great movies if they wanted. But they dont. Its about sending a message. Its about earning ESG points. Its about being as worse as possible while being woke as possible.

[@gj9157]

@SaithMasu12 Yet most people don't care about woke politics. You'd think they would've figured that one out a long time ago.

[@stitch3163]

“When you accept responsibility… great power will come.” Pretty much says it all. Thanks for providing more entertainment in a review than the actual movie, Ploots.

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

My favourite part of Madame Web was when she crossed the Rubicon to free Sparta from the rule of Jean-Baptiste Zorg.

[@jfh9219]

Or the Borg?

[@crazymcgee3604]

That's Jean-Baptiste. Emmanuelle. Zorg.

[@kamukameh]

I can't remember, was this before or after she built Stonehenge all by herself?

[@satisfied656]

Just another Marvel/Disney-brain-diarrhea! What?! This wasn´t their fault...it was #Sony?? OMG we are all lost!

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Her Multi-Pass didn't scan, that was a serious plot hole.

[@jonpato]

"she sees him coming before he actually comes" 50 shades of web right there

[@Ramsey276one]

Chuck Tingle, work your magic! XD

[@aceattorneygeneral3922]

Peruvian spider people sound just as awesome as the Chilean ninja turtles

[@johnmccarthy3111]

When Madame Web said "I don't like spiders. They're coarse, and rough, and irritating, and they get everywhere." I cried tears of joy.

[@frankowalker4662]

Next time I see a spider, I'm going to make it bite me. I could do with some strange super powers that only take effect under certain obsure situations.

[@TheNotoriousNemo]

Don't do that because the bite could get infected

[@genichiroashina6372]

​@@TheNotoriousNemothat just shows that it is working 👍🥂

[@frankowalker4662]

@@TheNotoriousNemo Knowing my luck the spider would get super powers. LOL.

[@someguy5977]

@@frankowalker4662 Nah, that's what would happen if the spider was bitten by Chuck Norris.

[@andrewhawking7893]

You gonna get the super power of muscular paralysis 😂

[@odnamsrazor2364]

"Great Art does not require authorial intent." . holy shit, what a burn.

[@YakouHikoichi]

Madame web asked Morbius "If I were to fight you In a webbing and morbing technique, who would win me or you?" Morbius then said "When it comes to sheer morbing, and webbing, I alone left an overwhelming intensity behind all of it, therefore my abilities are truly uncontested" Madame replied "Because with this treasure I summon, always bet on [it's madaming webbing time]" Morbius simply smirks and said "Nah I'd morb"

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

I cried, weeped, howled. Truly dialogue of all time.

[@hawttub_2265]

“Stand Proud Madame, you are Web.”

[@uvewott2243]

THE cinema moment of all time

[@stalk711]

Are you Madame because you're Web or are you Web because you're Madame?

[@CopaExMachina]

This film has to be Sony wanting to crash and burn the superhero movie market, I cannot be convinced it’s anything else.

[@namelesswon]

“When you get some power and it’s great then there’s also some responsibility which is equal to the power in its greatness. “

[@QwertiusMaximus]

5:20 looks like the mom flipped everyone off before dying.

[@awesomehpt8938]

I loved the bit where she says “it’s webbin time!” And then she webbed all over the place. One of the moments in movies of all time!

[@TaoScribble]

That sounds kinky AF. XD

[@ag-sz8oc]

If Sydney Sweeney wore what she did to the premiere for the entire movie, it would've made a lot more money.

[@seanmillette4323]

The other day, I was wondering if we were going to get a 4 hour review from The Little Platoon of this 2 hour, CW made-for-tv movie.

[@Extender911]

You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll kiss 15 bucks goodbye. It doesn’t get any better than this - so brave and stunning!

[@Wien1938]

I'm more amazed at the cost. It's £4.99 here.

[@panjakrejn2887]

Is it morbin' time?

[@YellowJeep]

I hope the Rifftrax guys get ahold of this one.

[@boobah5643]

Are they going to license it for an all-in-one movie-with-soundtrack? No. Are they going to make like their name and release a riff track? Almost certainly. It's not as if they need permission for that.

[@MisterTee]

I didn’t know Jeremy Jahns was in this film

[@blacknoircomicbook6495]

He saw that this movie was horrible and Turner back in time to kill the cast

[@HelloKolla]

1:43 Agitated Platoon gives me life.

[@serenitynow85]

5:17 I mean, what are you doing 8 months pregnant chasing spiders in the peruvian forest

[@milagrosmalpartida2127]

I really love the editing in your videos. Fun to watch!

[@samdirichlet7500]

“By accepting great responsibility comes great power,” is the perfect slogan for the moronic thinking that impels the creators of these movies.

[@KeytarArgonian]

It’s like a Chinese knockoff subtitle it’s so funny 😂

[@gicousinjoe6199]

This film is a masterclass in how not to make a superhero movie, leaving you wishing for a spider bite that grants the power to forget you ever saw it.

[@MarlonBrando414]

I'm convinced Sony just has a small pool of writers and directors they keep going back to because no one else will work with them

[@LordVodka313]

“A short review” for 17 minutes?!! I’m not even shocked I’m grateful. Imagine how long a full review would be!!

[@MrBonified66]

you must be new here :)

[@michaelschroeck2254]

Modern Hollywood reminds me of the Seinfeld tv series where George and Jerry are pitching their show to tv executives. George does a horrible job at pitching it prompting the president of the company to inquire “ why am I watching this?” George’s response is “ because it’s on tv!” I think new writers have that mentality that because it is a movie you are going to watch it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Unsalted667]

6:05 The three "teenage girls" being literally one dimensional characters made me think of Dorothy's companions in Oz.

[@peterchernev5991]

a) I am so looking forward to watching this on stream. b) I am so looking forward to the full review. c) The dry humor gets me, every time. :D

[@keithhahn4882]

This flick would be a great choice for Mystery Science Theater.

[@DianeCee57]

This morning I fired up It Happened One Night. What a pallet cleanser. Claudette Colbert and Clark Gable, classy performances, witty sharp script, will they won't they - Frank Capra's tight direction. After listening to FNT last night discussing the wreck that is Madam Web, I needed something good.

[@carlosdelfino3589]

looks like i m going to have to see this one in the original version, bc the synchronization-speakers in germany usually are better actors than the ones in the movies and dramatically improove them. I ve seen the likes go up from 14 to 159 while i watched your review,,, 163 now... im so looking forward to the full review...173 likes...

[@kamukameh]

Ein Hallo aus Österreich! 😁 Den Film gibt's bald bestimmt auf Tele 5. 😉

[@sunshinedesign]

My favorite part of the movie is when the group experienced something profoundly tomorrow.

[@Seuril]

I DESPERATELY need the LostChord's "How the f*ck did this get made?!" as an audiovisual reaction macro. Seriously though, outstanding work. I can't wait for the full review.

[@Waroth1]

If your character is comparable to Bran...you may be in trouble.

[@idawg7332]

And not just bran, season 7 and 8 bran specifically

[@j43b]

What a masterpiece. This movie is peak cinema. Goodfellas could never. After all, it makes you want to see it twice. Good job, Sony! Raise a glass to your accomplishment!

[@sparkypack]

Madam Webbster for +10 Oscar nominations.

[@Papamarmottin]

It's so good to hear you again, my dear Platoon. I'm awaiting for the full review with great impatience now!

[@RC-lw5lw]

I've heard that history often repeats itself. Considering this notion, and the laughable quality of recent cinema, I can't help but to wonder if we haven't returned to the "B Movie" era of yesteryear...the only difference being that the B movies of today somehow cost a quarter of a billion dollars to produce lol

[@archstanton9073]

The B-movie Era of the 50's and 60's existed so teens could go to a theater or drive-in and make out. That's why there's usually long stretches of film, usually in the middle of it where scientists and military men are just talking about stuff in the most bland way possible. That's when you're supposed to make your move.

[@robdielemans9189]

Damn it! With all of the great content surrounding this cinematic "experience" provided by the likes of you, drinker and nerdrotic to name a few, I think I might have to watch this atrocity to enjoy these kind of content more.

[@remy2968]

We want Spiderman. We don't want Madam Webb or The Woman Spider or any other forms of sentient spider-like beings. We want Spiderman. It's not hard.

[@peposo7]

But but but but but....I thought you liked the Spiderverse. Everyone loves teh Spiderverse!

[@MarvinPowell1]

One thing about the newspaper and diner scene... That all happens ON THE SAME DAY. It's like 12 or 1pm when the bad guy chases them and it's like 9pm when they get to the diner. And yet, a newspaper already has it on its front page. I mean, they had broadcast news in 2003; newspapers don't print stories that quickly. And even if this news somehow became a huge story within like, 12 hours (and it wouldn't, because it's New York City and crazier stuff happens in real life everyday that doesn't make the news,) wouldn't that mean there's enough eyewitnesses and surveillance footage to clear Cassie as not being the kidnapper? How is she able to even return home if she's on the run from the police, let alone leave and re-enter the country? She's supposedly a wanted kidnapper who's identity as an public servant is easy to identify, and yet she can move around so freely, she can steal several cars in the movie like a GTA protagonist. This movie brings up so many questions in its incompetence.

[@mxvega1097]

Spiders. Precognition. What. the. fk.? How does that work?

[@DerichndofCoomland]

It is well known that spiders can see the future

[@boobah5643]

@@DerichndofCoomland How else would they know where to build their webs?

[@janibeg3247]

wow - i can wait until it is the only fillm on an airplane to Europe.

[@lod689]

Thank you, that was the best short breakdown on the movie I've seen. It is so bad in certain ways that AI writing this movie seems very plausible.

[@HVLong1]

Thank you for this. I didn't know how much I needed this review.

[@endgameisbad2733]

when my friends and i saw this in theaters we laughed like hyenas every time the villain was onscreen. funniest movie i’ve seen in years by far

[@bastiangugu4083]

I'm already looking forward to the full review/breakdown. It will be great, as always.

[@aoihitori]

Watch this Movie If you want to broke-up with your partner.

[@cyndiyates9325]

My favorite part was when Madame Web said to the bad guy, " This might be none of my business but I'm making it Madamme business!" So powerful, so inspiring 💪

[@VicMonado]

6:49 Wait spider powers allow her to see the future? Soooo Jay Exci's theory about fortune telling spider's actually made it to the big screen....

[@Goldenspiderducck]

To be honest - this is the only superhero movie I have looked forward to in a *long* time. But I absolutely love Miami Connection and Samurai Cop, so.

[@zerohasnovalue1681]

Dude I love how you overpicture the video too actually show the things ❤️that’s that over convenient platoon’s ways 👍❤️

[@ArminUlbrich]

This contribution ranks now among the top three funniest movie reviews I have ever seen. I literally can’t wait to see the full breakdown. Chapeau LostChord.

[@nokne]

13:09 - This line literally killed me dead of laughter 😂🤣😭💀

[@TheKpa11]

Who is Sydney Sweeney exactly? Her last name just makes me think of Mr. Feeney from Boy meets world

[@archstanton9073]

I've never heard of her before this movie came out.

[@macethorns1168]

6:15 I appreciate your explanation here, especially when I'm given to understand that you're not especially interested in those types of assets.

[@FeeriiEekii]

I'm surprised noone's called 'Evil' 'Discount Sam Rockwell' yet.

[@thecornerkid402]

Has everyone forgotten the Nic Cage movie Next? Because I’m kind of surprised none of my reviewers have mentioned it yet.

[@Tevin-MK]

What movie?

[@peposo7]

That's what came to mind the 1st time I saw the trailer. I thought it could be interesting. And yes, it could be. But it was ruined. It seems that it tried to be also like Edge Of Tomorrow.

[@yomilover5371]

Finally a short review. I have been waiting for this day since last year.

[@zoefree3950]

Do they put the little jump with Dakota going ‘huh’ in everyone of her movies ??

[@daverobson3084]

Anyone else notice that, in the premonitions, or, in real time vs non main characters, not Spider-man's attacks are so powerful that they instantly incapacitate, or even kill, everyone, including full grown, body armor wearing police officers, but, in the real time encounters, against the four main characters, his attacks are so weak that they do no more than minorly convenience the teen girls he is trying to kill???? Also, did anyone notice that she was never able to use her powers to save anyone else? Not the several murdered sops, not her supervisor, nobody other than these three girls, and herself . Several times. Some would say she saved the guy her partner was taking away from the fireworks place fire by pointing out he had abdominal injuries, but, he would have almost surely found that out moments later, during a secondary assessment ( find a EMS book and look it up). In fact, since her future sight seems to work only a few moments into the future, she almost surely got a vision of just that. Another EMS member discovering the abdominal injuries moments later during said secondary assessment.

[@patrickshannon4854]

For an additional humor injection; try watching the shots of the girls in their Spidey suits, overlaid by the techno music BS from tv show Robyn Hood. Eh-eh, eh-eh-eh-o. Rad!

[@carterrobison3245]

Ngl after seeing the title of Drinkers and this KZbin video I bought tickets to go see Madame Web.

[@Jizzstop]

"Hey! Come on! Get your stuff! Let's go!" Me when I was leaving the theater.

[@ghostinthecraig]

So nice you’ll review it twice! 😁 that’s literally what I did with Wakanda Forever but Ikanda got respect for it now. I don’t think I can watch this movie in good conscious now 😂 can’t wait for the full bloody breakdown

[@rustine07rr3]

I love the part where Dakota Johnson uses her white web and connects them all by saying "My white sticky web connects them all" truly, a cinematic madame web experience.

[@kingston4313]

R u serious

[@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it]

"I'm being accused of kidnapping? I know I shall abduct the suspected witnesses and leave them in the woods. I am totally innocent"

[@rosmundsen]

The only thing missing in this movie is a dog named Big Chief Good Boy.

[@Kyle-sr6jm]

Dunno. Mike Hat could have a cameo, and would fit right in.

[@alliegamerbunny]

I didn't think Mobius was that bad. On my way to watch the 40th anniversary of Dune tonight.

[@_jasonbaroni]

Loving the trailer for the review.

[@samsmith9315]

I have a really shitty week at work on the cards, but the news that a Little Platoon video on this shitshow is coming makes me look forward to next week!

[@smoore6461]

Oh mate, you are actally going to do one of your long form works of art for this massive 🗑 🔥 lol you sir are either a total hero or a massochist 😊 good luck and God speed im looking forward to the long form review for sure!

[@batboy555]

I didnt know you had other channels. Subscribed.

[@Cylon1]

That is the funniest review of the film I have seen! You nailed it! 😂

[@samcar06c]

I feel like Madame Web will make an amazing Rifftrax/mst3k feature.

[@Valhallan]

why the hell am i just realizing this is a legit separate channel from Little Platoon??! 🤣😂 LOVED IT!

[@Qichar]

Thank you for this review. I feel certain this review was much more entertaining than the film itself.

[@LordNorth13]

I already can’t wait for the whole review.

[@3Overhaus]

Congratulations on being Platoon'd, ladies.

[@superfly9487]

This mini review along with EFAP’s coverage actually make me want to see this movie. We haven’t had a good comedy in theaters for a long time so this could be Hollywood’s answer.

[@MrHaustin1]

The intersplicing with past Marvel movies on this review *chef's kiss*

[@TheUchihaCub]

Oh boy new Little Platoon content. Time to pause everything else in my life.

[@Turd_Rocket]

The horrific inversion of the responsibility quote, mangled to the writers' twisted preferences is most telling. It is - to them - nothing at all to do with using the power you have responsibly. For them, it is all about using responsibility as a path to *gain* great power; the power is the end goal and its attainment the ultimate message. Very telling.

[@rpcarnell]

Imagine watching Batman and Robin, Catwoman, and Madame Web back to back.

[@wht-rabt-obj]

One of the creators ACTUALLY said they set the movie in 2003, so they could use"Toxic" by Britney Spears. No, I'm not kidding.

[@haitch2676]

Morbius - Doctor travels to jungle to find magic bat that cures all ills Madam Webb - doctor travels to jungle to find magic spider that cures all ills These movies are written by the same people

[@peposo7]

Serpent King - Dr travels to a jungle to find a mystical King Snake that can cure all ills if it bits you. Dr Pirahnna - doctah travels to a jungle to find a unique Queen Pirahnna that can cure all ills if it bits you. Iguana Boy - Traveled with Medical parents to a jungle to find a rare, ancient lizard that can cure all ills if it bits you. Queen Tigress - M.D. candidate travels to a jungle to find.......