Made A Podcast To Complain About My Marriage - Ep. 1

[@ctrouble2309]

This was basically just a stand up act without the audience...and you weren't standing

[@justinandrew7310]

he never stands

[@barodrinksbeer7484]

He only stands to retrieve his disability check.

[@octaviusnorvelantis8934]

This should be called the morbid podcast because all the topics were edgy as hell😂

[@ctrouble2309]

@@justinandrew7310 nibba I said that

[@coolboyslim1847]

Sam standing.. Now thats a joke

[@morethanjustasloth5528]

Sam talking about a woman murdered: Okay, first of all, *wheezing laughter.* God this is going to be a great podcast.

[@chocolatephil4576]

Indeed

[@raprot7829]

@@chocolatephil4576 Nice profile pic.

[@rhett5058]

It is

[@tyinplop6356]

sam: "we dont have any sponsors yet" also sam: *insults like 5 sponsors in his first episode*

[@juansandoval9235]

Like a real man would

[@nothanks9503]

They need to know who the general is

[@tomawesomeface5552]

This is the most Brian spoke in any episode

[@SonofKiernan]

“General Sam Laughs About Brutal Murders for 40 Minutes”

[@wiggidywakwak]

Abby can't poison you if you continue to live on fast food.

[@TheWise1Knows]

You're right! Willfully poisoning himself, smart move. Abby: 0 Sam: 1

[@ethanhutchinson7409]

It’ll probably just make him shit right out the poison

[@MrTypicalPlayer]

I mean, he's gotten pretty skinny. So

[@papanasty6754]

Live is a strong word

[@clawzx1195]

@@papanasty6754 more like lay on

[@uncledev69]

yes. finally we have sam bullshitting for 30+ minutes

[@dontrll947]

Never saw his streams hu

[@uncledev69]

Doob without his shitty ass gameplay

[@ArKyt3k]

Your not a gamer...... your just a hater

[@iToxicTritton]

hes been bullshitting his whole life wym

[@mrpope4304]

Yep

[@ian-op5fv]

Just what the world needed; _another_ podcast.

[@benjamingoodnight1025]

This isn't no ordinary podcast. It's the ChadCast

[@accelerator8929]

this is just a man rambling about the most inane topics for 30 minutes and its better than any podcast ive seen

[@Flesjemetwater]

@@jamesgonzalez2973 what's his endgame?

[@DeadLightAdrift]

"Flordia man and famous youtuber General Sam charged with murder through ancestory DNA"

[@fedorafinder]

"Famous" fuck off sam we all know this is your alt account

[@xmm-cf5eg]

oy vey

[@ilocosmetro]

I dont even remember subscribing to this channel.

[@mystery9243]

it was general sam's alt seneral gam

[@ilocosmetro]

@@mystery9243 I completely forgot he had a second channel. It's been a while

[@mienski0]

legit thought that he changed his main channel name just for the sake of this podcast

[@ilocosmetro]

@PaleDale So did I

[@sandofftherust]

@@mystery9243 ohh

[@metitfour131]

This is just the podcast version of your 70 year-old grandpa rambling to you for a half-hour straight.

[@R3W1NDXD]

Ur pfp makes ur comment better

[@requiemuk2351]

HEY! my grandpa rambling is pretty entertaining :)

[@Buford-kz7ky]

Metit Four I like his war stories

[@troyklemm5453]

Sleepy Joe be like

[@killgrip]

I've never seen such a lonely man just do a podcast by himself truly powerful

[@GeneralSam]

i cried as soon as i turned obs off

[@oksam1997]

Hows that credit card bill my guy

[@Jester8492]

Then you've never seen Apandah's podcast. Dude straight talks to himself for ten min straight

[@spletski8057]

Except it’s less funny

[@commanderchris4083]

That was lowkey actually super amazing. Legit listened while playing minecraft, and I was laughing the whole time. Usually podcasts don't make me laugh, good fucking work sam

[@BeauIsLoomfraid]

i'm playing minecraft while listening to this too holy heck

[@hermanskledar200]

@@BeauIsLoomfraid same

[@theadaar6441]

now this is epic

[@LiterallyJumble]

Oh my fuck I'm listening while playing minecraft too-

[@nickher8914]

Wtf I am too

[@justanaverageguy912]

We need to autism up and find starbucks-guy from target, so they can be reunited.

[@logicandfact4146]

First guest should be Starbucks guy

[@savannahfaber5613]

@@logicandfact4146 absolutely

[@ryanblack3686]

I remember when you were supporting Charlie on the Official podcast from the very begginning... on episode 119.. what a guy!

[@kaic-m2865]

only sam would make a podcast, and his first episode, the one that's meant to attract his listeners big time, would be 38 minutes of him talking to himself.

[@chrisrench7773]

Kai C-M most real comment

[@saintpoli6800]

I actually like this far more than two or more people talking. It’s actually really nice just to have one guy, talking to us about whatever.

[@tehcreaturesifyHD]

I haven't laughed this much since my brother fell head first into a bonfire. This was absolutely amazing, Sam. Please, sir, could we have some more?

[@caliscearleon9540]

Head First?

[@UnequivocalNature]

Gregor Clegane? Is that you?

[@tehcreaturesifyHD]

@@UnequivocalNature do not blow my cover, you fool!

[@deruntoten6163]

''that guy Carson is a popping dude''

[@terminalfilms8074]

"cracked me up " it's this podcasts "fascinating" H3 podcast or "A buddy of mine" JRE

[@user-hr3jy5zs4r]

it's entirely possible

[@tezmard3003]

Terminal Films how are you so right?

[@tezmard3003]

Nibbler Sam says “cracks me up” a lot in the podcast, kind of like a catchphrase. Similarly Ethan klein on the h3 podcast says “interesting” a lot which is similar to “cracks me up” on general sams podcast

[@mattboyd4857]

Me and my girlfriend broke up yesterday because I'm going to college out of state, Sam you've helped me through a tough night. I'm proud to be a member of your covenant

[@yapyap544]

Matt Gerald best wishes

[@thekittehawk6993]

It gets better bro

[@purplerhino898]

thats rough man im sorry i just broke up with my girl too i feel you

[@MuskratVR]

@@purplerhino898 i took his comment down lol

[@purplerhino898]

@@MuskratVR lol good we dont need toxic comments like that

[@liamfoss294]

Sam jewing out and doing a podcast? You suprise me daddy.

[@ziv576]

I wouldn't say he's jewing out, podcasts aren't that big unless you're H3H3 or Joe Rogan.

[@SquadJuiced]

I live to surprise, what can I say?

[@xxskyrimrocksxx262]

Your whole opening speech sounds like the LGBT description of some one coming out. "Never done it, pushing boundries"

[@yazi7790]

My uncle used to say that a lot .

[@krunkinheimer]

THANK YOU, YOU LARGE HEADED MAN, FOR PUTTING THIS WONDERFUL AUDIAL PRESENTATION ON SPOTIFY, GOD BLESS YOU

[@JackFRipper]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a podcast ever, please keep doing these Sam

[@yourpaljosh9985]

Sam I think you are the only person I could sit down and listen to for 38 minutes

[@FlR3WVLKWM3]

The Misfits are pretty good aswell

[@thbestbananagaming]

I'm just commenting to help you out with the KZbin algorithm.

[@FlacidRob]

Either your face is slowly sliding down your head, or your forehead just won’t stop growing. 10/10 for the name btw

[@PerturaboIW]

Did Sam just confess to meeting the real Florida man?

[@manictiger]

Was there ever any doubt?

[@Starlingg]

Skipping through to find where I was. "Wiped out by a whip cream can *wheeze*" "Vending machine *wheeze*"

[@scottieray]

Sam needs to have his brother as the next guest. He also needs his wonderful wife as a guest. Seeing Sam get WRECKED on a podcast by his own wife....priceless. Funnier would just be her green screen picture and he'd STILL get demolished.

[@thatgermanguy7026]

Sam you realize if this podcast fails you'll still be the first guest on someone's failed podcast

[@schallerMCDLXXXVIII]

He should go on Cold Ones lol

[@seff6533]

He literally said that

[@quietrabbit9376]

Any excuse to hear daddy Sam's voice for 40 minutes is good enough for me.

[@pistolpeet5325]

Sam, you need to get a zany soundboard like you are one of those shock jock radio DJs for your transitions

[@mr.t1794]

General sam is better looking version of callmecarson

[@Kai-ez1gf]

Hes older Carson, and instead of big neck he has big forehead

[@glockfowtay]

Debatable

[@haramboy6932]

Funnier *

[@TNPK_]

@@haramboy6932 a lot funnier

[@Бобек-д3о]

@@TNPK_ a LOT funnier

[@wilsonwy7151]

I loved this, guests might be cool but I love this alone time with daddy Sam.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Next Sam needs a radio station. Move over, Mr. New Vegas, Rabbi DJ Sam is where it's at.

[@yeomra]

We need a petition for Sam to be the new radio announcer in Fallout 76. Liven the wastes with his fuckery

[@JAGE1003]

Head look like a can of beans with skin over it. Love your vids man.

[@angolz5208]

You making a podcast is not something i thought I needed until now. Great show!

[@connorfrancis6022]

3 minutes in and he's already talking about desks. Looking forward to what comes next! On the edge of my seat!

[@C_Train74]

Connor Francis Don’t ruin the next episode’s intro.

[@mikeskrotamich3797]

Chris Carbaugh Watch the video before surfing the comments

[@Danof]

Sam is not saying this is the first podcast ever. Just simply the first one with a sexy host

[@kaisanmorris5040]

I'm very happy I was able to find a KZbinr all those years ago, with a 13 pound bowling ball for a head.

[@scottieray]

That's actually what a grown human head weighs.

[@kaisanmorris5040]

@@scottieray oh woops

[@seankeogh6422]

have you heard of DMT ;)

[@snakeeatta]

Hey man I'm sure I'm too late, but if you happen to see this, I want you to know I really enjoyed this podcast. I've NEVER found one I could listen to without being extremely bored. All my friends are hype about them but I couldn't stand them. I really hope you keep making this because I'm really enjoying this video so far. Keep up the great work, brother.

[@realyogurtmale]

Most podcasts are boring, but yet somehow Sam you have made the first ever podcast that i truly find to be fun to watch and listen. Please keep this up!

[@joepalmer9955]

Make a SFW Christian episode that I can share with my history teacher in case if she pulls through with her weekly podcast idea. Thanks.

[@RileyMarrVideo]

Just use this one

[@sk3l3tor416]

fuck you and your hot teacher too

[@cain_i_guess2541]

Why the fuck do you have history in July? Your fucking school sucks

[@ajeje1996]

@@scottieray Wincest

[@Dutchman-2002]

@@scottieray Wincest

[@Ben-fm3wg]

Sam what is this we want Minecraft part 2

[@owl-1314]

Got a 55 gallon drum right here, Oh look your names on it...

[@urdad6731]

@The uggster sick pfp bro

[@morgue1484]

we want block game

[@potatosalad2269]

Elijah Johnson he made like gajillion of them back in like 2013 or some shit

[@Grethemsky]

Clearly you're all new here...we want minecraft part 6, haven't you seen his OG MC vids?

[@capitalthunder9778]

Holy shit dude, where did the rest of you go?! Lost hella weight son! Whats your secret?! Us mid 30 guys struggle with the weight!

[@devina7819]

Losing weight isn’t hard eat at a calorie deficit eat only clean food and TRAIN HARD don’t make excuses saying u don’t have the time all u need is 30 min a day I recommend watching athlean x

[@carlosortiz8764]

That weight is gone like his hairline

[@trashman4247]

Capital Thunder it’s all the soylent he guzzles

[@Cputt50]

@@devina7819 I recommend doing face pulls for 16 hours a day

[@devina7819]

C P this guy understands

[@chingezkhagan4400]

Rewatching this after watching all of the catalog and halfway through the Patreon exclusives. Sam doing this soft spoken voice is fucking hilarious.

[@zacharyzabierek3234]

Sam I fucking loved this. It's like a comedy story time and I'm sure every one else would too, this is halarious. Plz do more. I fully support this podcast

[@Vesku124]

Sam this is the best first episode of any podcast I have seen

[@thedreamteam2727]

This is seriously already my favorite podcast Sam. Good on ya mate

[@matt6223]

This was surprisingly good, Nice true crime podcast

[@BirthDateUnknown]

I'd straight up listen to an hour and a half of you rambling about random shit. Literally one of the funniest KZbinrs making content rn. Keep it up.

[@savannahfaber5613]

i wholeheartedly agree, im not one for gaming channels but ive consistently watched him since my bf found him

[@Kalron9]

Three years later, this podcast still has no sponsors

[@notcallmecarson7530]

This is the only podcast that I have watched so far that kept me thoroughly entertained throughout the entire episode

[@justinjester162]

That’s weird how you talk about the golden state killer because one of my coworkers brother got killed by him and we just talked about it like 3 months ago

[@savannahfaber5613]

badass

[@tangokilo1453]

this is good don't cancel it after 2 more episodes

[@damientalrose553]

A podcast where Sam supposedly complains about his marriage, only to talk about true crime stories. I ain't tricked, he did this so his audience would help him plan his wife's murder. Nice.

[@michaelwheat4594]

I live near the gulf of Mexico, I'll keep an eye out for you

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

Did you REALLY change your second channel name, lmfao.

[@jonathanbell4087]

The only podcasts I'll ever listen to right here

[@seff6533]

12/10 Sam's a confirmed serial killer

[@nautilus8065]

Miss vexxx was there supporting him from the start!

[@not-even-a-real-blacksmith]

The next one better be a full hour, and while I personally prefer just listening to your stories n shit having a guest once in a while would be cool too.

[@valthorix7347]

I've missed Sam's story time so much, thank you Papa Rabbi for this gift.

[@chubbibear5594]

Hope this actually gets past two episodes.

[@evanjoos22]

Sad that my name suggestion of the manlet experience didn't win but in hindsight Forehead Fables is a much better name. Awesome to see the podcast come to light!

[@FlacidRob]

incel inquires would’ve been a good one too

[@TokenChineseGuy]

I remember listening to this at work. Holy fuck I was barely able to contain my laughter when he compared the witness sketch to "a bad guy from Lupin III."

[@randydandy3654]

Sam is one of the few to hold my attention for any 38 minutes and talk about off the wall shit. PLEASE, do more.

[@spungoidd]

when i clicked this video i thought i'd watch like 5 minutes of it and get bored but i actually watched the whole thing. good job sammy

[@Julian-uk6mj]

jeez you really do look like a lesbian this is not an insult i also look like a lesbian

[@skylerdeboer8875]

Ok lesbian

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

@@skylerdeboer8875 whatever lesbian

[@ajhiep4447]

Me to

[@skylerdeboer8875]

Wise Dirt WANNA FUCKING THROW HANDS LOSER

[@Duenschissdoktor]

stop hating I think she's cute

[@GusHumongous]

Really liked the podcast, Sam. Would love to see more.

[@sibaoner]

Seamless transition from self deprecating introduction to meaty podcast material. Good stuff samwise

[@daltonwettlaufer3425]

I started watching this after seeing a later episode with Poob, and I just want to say this is much more enjoyable lol. Loving the podcast Sam.

[@mennyama]

I really enjoyed this style of podcast, I hope you continue doing this solo since on this format I think you’re a lot more genuine and all around funnier, thank you!

[@M5TT82]

Papa Sam has blessed us with the finest of wines🙏

[@suicidalanderson2500]

This made me laugh my ass off, I wish I could banter with this man

[@blacksuitnotie]

I went down to subscribe to your podcast and I realized I was already subscribed. I was like "WTF? Did I get hacked? I'm not even important". Turns out that this is just Sam's second channel, which I was already subscribed to.

[@jarudalimami]

I've never been one to like podcasts, but I absolutely loved this one. Prolly has to do with the fact that it's my favourite KZbinr, but it was legitimately entertaining. I would personally prefer a solo podcast, but you do whatever.

[@thesingularity5302]

I absolutely love this. Just don’t quit after 3 episodes (like those other podcasts) because I’ll keep watching.

[@Xavanux]

The one thing about Sam's house is that it is absolutely beautiful. The decorations are on point.

[@marknaylor8674]

This is probably the only podcast I would watch regularly. Perfect length and just good. Keep it up papa rabi

[@jamez6300]

I love the Forehead Pocast. and your idea with a picture fram with a green screen. just have a lil family photo sizes boi talking on your desk, or even your wall

[@SOBEAST]

Great first episode,I could listen to you talk about dead people all day.

[@SketchyChicken281]

Watched and liked. Wished it went for longer though. Gonna hit up the patreon as well

[@videoreviewer4209]

nice first episode. hot shelves and cool stories. microphone sounds like shitty asmr, i can hear chick fil a swishing around in there 3/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@InSpades0]

3rd comment: yeah usually podcasts are like an hr long but I'd definitely tune in for more of this. Nothing puts a smile on my face like laughing at dead people

[@Frontline_view_kaiser]

1:59 That origin story was so sad it made Batmans father cry

[@trashcompactorYT]

I was browsing the Battlestations subreddit and noticed that it was all modular IKEA designs literally as you were saying it lol

[@edlastname9941]

Sam can you get some of your fat gamer background music for this only your voice playing gets slightly worrying hearing only you talk. And thanks for the new best podcast only you could sit down and talk for 30 minutes about dumb deaths and memes

[@titushickman9230]

Yeah, get some of that sweet ass Shiro music in the background.

[@mini_pypermaru]

Kelpy G

[@synwei13]

hell yee

[@TheAwillz]

First time I’ve seen this channel. Turns out I’m already subscribed...

[@cantmatchthethatch1472]

Was seneral gam.

[@ziv576]

Still mad you didn't go for "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Podcast."

[@whodunit6939]

I loved this. I would definitely watch more of these. Continue making them boyo.

[@myTrainline]

Honestly Sam the podcast is really nice! Was listening at work and a coworker told me i looked like i was gonna cry bc i was holding off a laugh.

[@jonpruitt8376]

This is some good stuff my friend. I encourage you to keep making these. It’s good to have a time to express the thoughts on your mind.

[@claytontrevino7614]

I enjoyed the podcast bro, It was a good chuckle.

[@Neo-ly2kj]

Sam, i don't like podcasts but i liked this. I personally like just you but having one other gest like bumbo or something mite be nice too.

[@SensitiveHomie310]

This was more of a standup routine than a podcast and I fucken loved it.

[@nuggetbiscuit6988]

This was the most abrasive podcast I've ever heard..... ...I heckin love it

[@wingp.7127]

I really hope you continue this podcast. I mainly just watch your videos to listen to you so this is pretty dope.