Mae Martin's Top 5 Turn Ons

Taken from their stand-up comedy special Us, Mae Martin (star of Channel 4's Feel Good) tells you their Top 5 Turn Ons. What makes your Top 5? Let us know in the comments.
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[@nspector]

How can you not love Mae Martin.

[@glorbnarg1650]

I love her

[@fajarsetiawan8665]

They're so adorable

[@AngelicusImmortus]

Adore her. If I was twenty years younger & single, i’d definitely get within an inch of attempting to try flirting with her and bail at the last second. Ending up with that vague smile you do when you accidentally lock eyes with someone you don’t know. Then spend the rest of the night kicking myself for bottling it. (Maybe attempt it a second time with the same result making her think I’m a complete freak show and me leaving the place as fast as possible)

[@philiplawton]

I love that the list of top FIVE turn-ons is called Mae's Top TEN Turn-Ons!

[@hjkayel9610]

Katie Anderson 😂

[@sympathetic_heart]

suddenly my name is kathy anderson and i can drive a diesel-powered speedboat

[@alessiogallerano7563]

so funny!!

[@kiryushataskete]

oh my it's charming! would much appreciate subtitles tho, sometimes Mae talk speed was almost supersonic

[@professorg7387]

💐🏆✨ we absolutely ADORE YOU! Thank you for existing! 🌈✨💛😉🍷

[@tarajafarlou3571]

Very cool🎉

[@davidjones6470]

Excellent upload 😊

[@JustAnEmptyCageGirl]

Ian Peach and Kathy Anderson.

[@missleeogilvieraygaal]

I remember when I used to Feel Good Mae Martin. I'm Hope.

[@DG-hw8it]

Nice 😁👍

[@DestinySanders827]

She is so amazing, and intriguing to look at 😍☺️

[@madeupname3008]

So true!! Friendly reminder mae uses they/them pronouns, though :)

[@DestinySanders827]

@@madeupname3008 thank you:)

[@madeupname3008]

@@DestinySanders827 no problem :)

[@MoodusOperandi]

She/they said both is ok.

[@rebeltvr6046]

'They' not 'she' -> fyi, I'm a straight guy, just saying...

[@SarandipityStudios]

Mae's voice reminds me of Emma Watson's American accent.

[@ostehaps9388]

i am so queer, holy shit

[@barneymetcalfe8896]

Hell yeah homie

[@wacawaka1802]

Homophobe

[@barneymetcalfe8896]

@@wacawaka1802 how?

[@wacawaka1802]

@@barneymetcalfe8896 using the slur queer.

[@barneymetcalfe8896]

@@wacawaka1802 my G, that ain’t a slur. It’s the Q in LGBTQIA+

[@tyrabohman4470]

So funny and wow I'm gay😂

[@missleeogilvieraygaal]

Dece

[@hannahprince3512]

Yeah these... These are definitely turn-ons.

[@ilikepeople1795]

are these jokes?

[@rileyhiga7952]

This was not funny :(

[@doreenchen1024]

True, but the comment section is.

[@donepearce]

Why are lesbian comedians limited in their material to being lesbian? Straight male comedians sample the whole world for their comedy.

[@mikylacoats1517]

They are not a lesbian

[@RB-tq4uu]

This is a short clip from one of their sets and it isn't about 'being lesbian'. The rest of the set includes very varied topics. Also plenty of straight male comedians focus their sets around one topic or another with some of these being relationships.

[@Cleromanticon]

Because this less than five minute clip of a non-lesbian is representative of all lesbian comedians. Congrats on defeating the child lock on your parents’ computer though.

[@donepearce]

@@Cleromanticon she uses a chest binder and has sex with women. This duck is most definitely quacking.

[@donepearce]

@@aud9851 Ask Zoe Lyons or Susan Cameron. Not a TV appearance from either of those can escape some wife reference.

[@shinykeys549]

Didn’t laugh once

[@jennamarsh6137]

That's funny

[@tattoodude8946]

I watch a ton of standup - this must fall into some awkward/funny thing that I have never seen or that is generally just a small part of a complete show/personality. Mike Birbiglia, Paula Poundstone or even Jim Gaffigan use that awkward silence technique sometimes. The problem is - this seems to be Mae's only joke. Yeah, sadly not really feeling this. I've watched 4 or 5 of Mae's 3-5 minute clips (which should be the best stuff I would assume) and I think I smiled twice...

[@ilikepeople1795]

yeah she definitely could not go on in front of a cold crowd. thanks openers

[@kidkique]

​@@tattoodude8946 do you always put this much attention into expressing how you feel about things you're not into?

[@tattoodude8946]

@@kidkique I am a writer so writing a few sentences is not any effort to me. Generally, I write between two and five thousand words a day - three sentences is a passing thought.