@@kendrakirai Canada stop calling it the Geneva Checklist. Sorry channeling MandatoryFunDay
@kendrakirai6 ай бұрын
@niyablake I got it more or less from habitual linecrosser myself~
@brendanmoore81596 ай бұрын
It's never a war grin when civilians do it. The convention doesn't apply to us. We have no rules of engagement.
@OldScout456 ай бұрын
I remember Jeff, nice guy.
@wildwikedwanderer12086 ай бұрын
Yea war crimes are committed by soldiers and governments. What the civilians do is called self defense. Can it go to far? I mean they didn’t go full jigsaw on the xenos so in this case nah.
@tobiasmoller38376 ай бұрын
I don't care. THEY KILLED PLUTO!!!!!
@thomasnaas28136 ай бұрын
Warfare is simply the state sanctioned version of murder. It may be justified or,(more likely), not.
@alganhar14 ай бұрын
Actually Civilians CAN be convicted of war crimes. It is not limited to soldiers and Government.
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
Story one: Humans, "Hey never let a screwed up science experiment go to waste." Story two: *banjo music starts playing*
@sergioandrade87356 ай бұрын
This is why Heins Doffenschmirtz always puts a self-destruct switch in his inators.
@arbusfighter13366 ай бұрын
And his underpants, don't forget his self-destruct underwear
@user-iw6bu4iq4r6 ай бұрын
Sounds to me that an engineer got bored and finished his pet project. Then turned it into a tourist trap.
@Doggo2266 ай бұрын
You know that story too?
@ryanstewart22896 ай бұрын
It was clearly a competition between the physics majors and the engineering majors at the local university.
@portmoneul6 ай бұрын
1st story: where is the popcorn? Mmm volcano popcorn. Second story: get the fluff out of my yard, go and play with yourself, but do it somewhere else.
@Marcus_Postma6 ай бұрын
Remember to tip your singularity, he's a great guy.
@silas63286 ай бұрын
The "sentient singularity called Jeff" is what did me in.
@robertfraser79436 ай бұрын
Aliens have learned the phrase "paddle faster I hear banjos"
@Matthew-zu6tm6 ай бұрын
😅☠️
@wrigthtalekenavi20666 ай бұрын
you run away when: -the trees speak vietnamese. -the snow speaks finnish -the space starts singing redneck.
@carsonrush33526 ай бұрын
When I heard him talk about destroying a small dwarf planet on the outskirts of the system, I covered my mouth in shock and said, "Oh no, you didn't just blow up Pluto, did you?" We spent a whole DECADE arguing to reinstate its classification as some kind planet for sentimental reasons, and you BLEW IT UP?! Yeah, those guys had it coming.
@philosophia_melancholia66146 ай бұрын
god i missed you, those Ai narrations are so extreme lifeless.
@JRMshadow260a6 ай бұрын
I remember Jeff... Is he still tending bar??? LOL, Ya making farmers mad isn't always a good idea... LOL
@kashkara_89436 ай бұрын
Good guy and the universe's best bartender
@andrewerickson66906 ай бұрын
Definitely tip your bartender
@nrschicago6 ай бұрын
Off switch? Off Switch!? We don't need NO stinking OFF SWITCH!
@davidragan92336 ай бұрын
Off switch? NO!!! We need more power!!! [Insert Mad scientist laugh #5 and Que "Weird Science" by Oingo Boingo]
@wrathshorts28946 ай бұрын
INFINITE POPCORN! PHYSICS BE DAMNED!
@mikegammill24556 ай бұрын
From Peter's Rules for Evil Overlords: Rule Number: 1 Oh Something or the other: Always, I say again ALWAYS place the Off Switch on Your side of the force shielding.
@willgallatin28026 ай бұрын
Yea, don't mess with the dwarf planet. We're kinda partial to it. Plus you never know what else is in the barn.
@darnelljohnson53136 ай бұрын
JEFF!!!!!! YEAH JEFF 😂 I REMEMBER JEFF!!!! Aaaahhhh Jeff😂
@OldF10006 ай бұрын
Nice guy that Jeff
@Adir-Yosef4 ай бұрын
*his name is Jeff*
@jeffhall42286 ай бұрын
Oh, the voice is sounding incredible. 😊
@t.j.cornett74956 ай бұрын
I thought magma was under the crust and lava was above the crust... FOR THE HEALED SQUIRREL!!! Lucian and Raven, y'all make valid points there...
@riverraven73596 ай бұрын
Only when you have a definable crust. Turning the entire planet into mineral fondue means everything is magma because it's indistinguishable from anything else until it cools and solidifies.
@Lucian003116 ай бұрын
It's not a problem if the inside is outside.
@BeeKisses6 ай бұрын
Cheers Jeff, damn good barkeep
@Norbrookc6 ай бұрын
Humans: Construct planet-sized popcorn maker. "Oops! Did not mean to pop the planet." I'm waiting to see what they planned to make enough butter for the popcorn... No, probably better if we don't know.
@Redfern426 ай бұрын
The thought of that makes every cow living at the time of the "accident" clutch their udders and wince!
@mattbrown55116 ай бұрын
Ahhh, where is your sense of adventure?
@darnelljohnson53136 ай бұрын
This may be trouble,,,, but I WANT butter
@mattparker10786 ай бұрын
Imagine that Magma surf 😂😂
@kurtismiller95446 ай бұрын
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
@davidragan92336 ай бұрын
We need "Jeff" T-shirts! Probably chemical with Moonshine made from corn exposed to Warp-Space.
@bendydevil88626 ай бұрын
Did I hear a Rock and stone? ⛏⛏
@Mad_Overseer6 ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE!
@BeeKisses6 ай бұрын
You did you did!!
@inventiveowl3956 ай бұрын
Oh you must be mistaken, it was: "Wind and lava", this time around.
@Maddog30605 ай бұрын
Rock and stone and you'll make it home!
@Shadow.Dragon6 ай бұрын
Great stories; Excellent narration! Never underestimate the ingenuity of humans, whether they are scientists, engineers, or farmers! You do so at your own risk! ROFL!!!
@jeanannd6 ай бұрын
Well taking a boo boo and making it into a plus - namely a tourist attraction. If you have lemons make lemon aid. If you have massive magma hurricanes, make it a tourist attraction and invent new heat resistant materials. A black hole named Jeff - a nice guy though.
@nightrunnerxm3936 ай бұрын
But he's always asking for snacks. Guy's appetite is insatiable, I tell ya.
@rysarth63486 ай бұрын
I remember Jeff and he is a really nice guy.
@MrGoesBoom6 ай бұрын
Yeah, could see this happening EDIT: Also, pretty sure I recall a story you covered earlier a year or so ago that had Jeff in it
@BazilRat6 ай бұрын
`Story 1: Why the Vulcan Science Academy just lets humans the fuck alone.
@jamesappling12126 ай бұрын
Sounds like something some Good Ole Boys around here descendents would pull. Much less the Aussies and Company. 😂😂😂
@Tiewaz6 ай бұрын
Friendly competition between the Rednecks and Aussies until the interlopers got in the way, and then they competitively worked together to see who could out-stomp the interlopers.
@Wastelandman70006 ай бұрын
Yes sir, all I'll say is I've seen lots of stuff stuffed with tannerite. LOL
@noneofyourbuisness16796 ай бұрын
You done messed with Pluto. You done “yeed” your last “haw”.
@lieutenantdiamond56013 ай бұрын
IIRC this phrase was stuck in my head when I was writing that lol
@dragonwarrior10136 ай бұрын
Why would you pissed off one of the nicest humans the Red nack
@icarus7456 ай бұрын
Jeff is great.
@deussalt44796 ай бұрын
FarmWhich with another perfectly silly story as usual 😂❤ For the Agro-rythm!
@raptor22o906 ай бұрын
Cooking with Terra
@Maddog30605 ай бұрын
I remember Jeff. Nice guy. Make sure to leave him a tip.
@plewarysiu6 ай бұрын
Did i hear ROCK AND STONE!?
@merlinathrawes7466 ай бұрын
Popcorn? Nah, who brought the 'smores? That wasn't a nova bomb. That was a simple IED. You haven't met our actual military forces yet.
@Dilligaf-m7s6 ай бұрын
Story 1 nah I can picture a bored engineer somewhere when they activated it saying to his mates I tweaked it a bit this is going to be so cool 😂😂😂😂
@MidnightSmoke6 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the storied, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@FuryHawk40406 ай бұрын
Mining Mexallon is pretty good, but I found that mining Tritanium was a better use of my time. 😆
@mikecoatsworth60486 ай бұрын
Been a bit between comments, still imo best voice out there
@PsycoDwarf95 ай бұрын
AHHH...The Geneva Checklist.
@Alex.H.B.1970something6 ай бұрын
Bravo Sir Encore!
@Pitraptor6 ай бұрын
I fail to see the problem, more popcorn is always good, especially while watching a super sweet flame tornado light show.
@Sevalen6 ай бұрын
How has SyFy not made a movie about magma tornados
@anathardayaldar6 ай бұрын
Human Admiral: So we created this microwave field arround them... and then threw in a fork. Xeno Diplomat: You monsters!
@davarrashayde5 ай бұрын
This is one of those where the humans say "Oopse." ...you never want to hear a human say Oopse...especially when they've been experamenting, it's most likely that they have done something horribly horribly wrong that they have no way of fixing, so instead at best they'll figure out how to use it anyway... So yeah after the "Oopse." I can see them making the now molten planet into a tourist attraction...
@RealArcalian6 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are Mad Scientists Story 2: Shouldn't have destroyed pluto
@BattleshipOrion4 ай бұрын
When space begins to start playing country music....
@terrieterblans70276 ай бұрын
Second time I came across Jeff lol. Binging on Agro Squirrel atm.
@amberpelton56796 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤ For the algorithm and the beard!!
@dragonwarrior10136 ай бұрын
For the beard
@k9builder6 ай бұрын
In all fairness, civilians aren't necessarily subject to the Geneva convention. Militaries are.
@patriograysmark63286 ай бұрын
Story 1; hrm. Just like the time I tried to microwave chocolate. One molten plastic bowl later.... Whoops.
@shishoka6 ай бұрын
Goofed and microwaved a planet... yes... goofed. Definitely not intentional.
@ufoe200116 ай бұрын
For the skwerl For the rythm that is algo For the attack catapilliars
@bdavis12806 ай бұрын
Acorn for you.
@alna25306 ай бұрын
"Space canadians"😂
@bf-6966 ай бұрын
Yeah, I will watch the video from that space elevator.
@SLEPhoto6 ай бұрын
Redneck engineering is undefeated
@OGSontar6 ай бұрын
Story 1: Finally! A good reason to build something non-humans would call insane! Now, we just need to get the ginormous screen in place and the projector running...
@theguyonthecouch61096 ай бұрын
I tried to microwave a planet. All I got was popcorn.
@firedirewolf6 ай бұрын
Isn't Jeff another story about a wild combination of events that got someone's mind trapped in a matroska brain and it became a black hole able to rapidly produce a lot of stuff? Lol
@carminedesanto67466 ай бұрын
Hail Jeff!😊
@theshadyprotector84126 ай бұрын
So, you have finished your popcorn maker. Mind helping me with my egg boiler?
@davidvincent57016 ай бұрын
Heard the key words, magma hurricane and human test. Sounds like a Genesis project gone wrong again.
@Ryu_D6 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@suzettewilliams17586 ай бұрын
I want to hear more about Jeff.
@allenmorgan10076 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@jamier42516 ай бұрын
for the squirrel
@WOLF-KING1076 ай бұрын
I did realize this was connected to jeff i remember him.
@CaptainShield6 ай бұрын
We love JEFF!
@Kualinar6 ай бұрын
Story 1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Why just do it when you can overdo it ? Then, why stop there when you can super-overdo it ? Story 2. That was not a nova bomb. It was a manure bomb. That's worst. MUCH worst and more destructive.
@gameoverinsertcointocontin81026 ай бұрын
A magma hurricane would have to be underground. Lava is molten rock above ground.
@Runedragonx6 ай бұрын
I'd quite like to meet this Jeff
@wickeddelight6 ай бұрын
Thank goodness cyclonic storms do not actually generate heat.
@Ryvaken6 ай бұрын
But wait, did they corner the popcorn market?
@thomasnaas28136 ай бұрын
There is an exoplanet that's been detected where scientists think it is so hot that it rains molten iron!
@YEAHKINDA6 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD I FORGOT YOUR NAME AND KZbin STOPPED RECOMMENDING ME YOUR STUFF AND I NEVER GOT TO LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!!! Now I can listen to your very crisp and soothing voice reading out the detailed explanation on how humans microwaved a planet.
@infertilepiggy56676 ай бұрын
need a live action series tying all these stories together, it would work with the orange gas universe that ended up becoming the humans fountain of youth, we just go out essentially larping in all the other universes lol
@michaelroy77546 ай бұрын
There are planets where rock melts and vaporizes into a gas and then on the night side of the planet rains as rock... magma hurricanes isn't very far fetched
@918guy6 ай бұрын
All hail Jeff!
@tatianapellegrinelli28486 ай бұрын
We need sub stories for all those other screw ups lol
@Fornaxfornax12 ай бұрын
I like how the stories are real and well chosen, not AI generated. You can tell it's AI drops.
@t.p.34566 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@janet64216 ай бұрын
How can you have magma hurricanes? Once it gets exposed to air, isn't it lava?
@selador116 ай бұрын
The air itself is hot enough to melt rock.
@FurzkampfbomberАй бұрын
Ah yes, the famous Geneva -checklist- suggestions regarding filthy xenos invading the Sol system.
@jrsydvl72186 ай бұрын
Do space ranchers mount bull horns on their ships?
@kashkara_89436 ай бұрын
Everything burns
@barmutah3 ай бұрын
Noo, i want to know jeff
@GR3YD3ATH6 ай бұрын
Jeff!!!!!
@NoRan-s1g3 ай бұрын
So Jeff shows up again?
@690Lighthouse5 ай бұрын
Where is the thumbs up button?
@eleklovatka76666 ай бұрын
JEFF!!! :D
@beingsneaky6 ай бұрын
Oops.
@acefire40506 ай бұрын
Now I tell you a story that actually happened. The navy invented a laser gun. And it should have 350 target every 3 millisecond. Actually, but it takes up to another 2 milliseconds or a one and a 1/2. Minute seconds to cool down again before connection. Shoot again so I could shoot many different times in every second at 3:50. Target each time while they put this thing in space and they shot at the ground of Earth. In one millisecond, they made it about a 20 foot deep hole 50 feet wide in the ground instantaneously burn it out. Oh I should also tell you. This laser gun shoots at the heat of the surface of the sun actually hotter. Thanks to United States of America, we now have laser guns.What should be used in the next war?If united states gets caught up in another war.
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24566 ай бұрын
Morg
@illesizs6 ай бұрын
Uhm, actually... If it is above the ground, would be called a *lava* hurricane, not _magma_