What's The Best "You Messed With The Wrong Person" Moment You've Seen ?

[@JAY31072010]

As a Black belt in martial arts myself, it takes grit and dedication to get to a black belt in jiu jitsu. Dan is a LEGEND.

[@echo_animates]

I agree! I train in taekwondo, and I’m currently at 2nd degree black belt. It’s no joke

[@mistermidwest]

I would be surprised if you aren't fused into your chair.

[@real_gay_bowser]

Dan: strike me down and i shall become more powerfull then you can possibly imagine

[@akman909]

@Sandman Kreuzritter I'm not really qualified to comment on this, but I would assume that, as long as you aren't already in a fight and are able to get the upper hand by catching your opponent by surprise, it would pack quite the punch.

[@yaboiglob7209]

it takes a long ass time for any belt in bjj let alone a black belt for perspective i've been practicing for ~8-9 months and don't even have a blue belt so mad respect for that dude

[@Arch3an]

"Dan received a warning not to break the legs of anymore classmates" What a boss.

[@Eddneton94]

i wouldnt want to punish Dan aswell, dude would just break my legs

[@ehe8692]

Chad school

[@ajayusspiritus6955]

Feels poetic for a athletics bully getting destroyed like that exactly on the limb it would use the most

[@Gamerboy_is_cool_deal_with_it]

Ye

[@goldengod5915]

The thing is that I initially thought “okay fake Reddit story is fake” but considering the victim was Autistic coupled with the fact that he was just sexually assaulted; I can see the school taking his side.

[@Cooldudecrafter]

Dan not getting in trouble is absolutely amazing, Nice to see there are some good teachers out there

[@artandanimation4119]

I agree! There’s so many times where the victim is blamed and punished for lashing out at the perpetrator and the perpetrator gets off Scott free :/

[@ritamillionyeara]

Nah, they were scared he would do the same to them. Lmao

[@mcgunboat8339]

Even if it was a bad school, the kid probably had an IEP or something similar. In the USA, at least, to suspend a kid with an IEP all the teachers of the kids courses, the dean, the nurse, the principal and vice principal, and the kid’s guidance counselor all have to agree on a suspension. Even one person disagreeing can mean no suspension. Basically, it’s hard for special needs kids to get expelled.

[@kevklub]

EXACTLY

[@HalfAnd_Half]

In this case Dan should have gotten in trouble. Yes its okay to defend yourself but you don't respond to a pantsing with breaking their legs

[@JCardo2502]

My best friend is what I call a gentle giant. He's a big guy and extremely muscular and strong, but he doesn't seem the type of guy who would hurt anyone considering he always has a smile on his face, but one time a guy at school got pissed at him for something I don't remember, he started trying to act tough to intimidate my best friend who was standing there completely unimpressed. The guy started pushing my friend and I was ready to back up my friend, but he told me not to with his hand. Then the guy made a terrible mistake, he punched my best friend in the face and my friend was completely unphazed, as if he didn't feel anything. My friend's face went from a neutral unimpressed face to a "I'm going to murder you now" type of face. All I could think in my head was "oh shit, this guy is f*kd". My best friend grabbed this guy and picked this guy up and threw him against the teacher's desk which broke on impact. I walked to the guy to check if the poor bastard was still alive and he was actually crying and in pain. My best friend was suspended for a few days until we all defended him telling him that the guy started it. Anyway, the guy (who I don't remember his name) ended up in the hospital because he had several broken bones. I still wonder what the hell did the guy thought he would accomplish. My best friend was a monster when it comes to strength and resistance, did he have a death wish? Idk, maybe he was just stupid.

[@nebula4551]

I am a gentle giant but I can’t do much lol. I mean I have beat up the school bullies before but honestly I think I got lucky. Any time someone throws an insult at me I just take it in and don’t care. Only time I will engage in a situation against bullies is when they harm or intend to harm innocent people. (I am know as the punching bag most of the time lol.)

[@DG_Toti]

@@nebula4551absorb enough vitriol from hateful losers and one day you’ll have the strength you fight off that one particular piece of crap who steps too far

[@Necrotic_Entity]

Fezzik? Is that you?

[@burnttoast6814]

Imagine getting a warning to not break your classmates legs

[@MainlyFact]

imagine 😂

[@TheSlaughter]

Lmao

[@jameshardig6096]

How

[@ItzLuuke]

What game is played in the background? Id appreciate it

[@angelitonavarro2747]

dan's black belt counter teacher's homework attack

[@ryntintynvin]

A guy in my small hometown was well-known for being a real tough guy at the local bar. He was short, maybe 5’5” at most, and would strut around with his chest out talking smack. His favorite line was, “You don’t want to mess with me man, I’m DYNAMITE!” One night he picked out this HUGE logger who was minding his own business at the bar. He would not leave this guy alone, “You think you’re tough just because you’re big? I can take you easy! I’m dynamite, you have no idea man, I’m DYNAMITE!” After putting up with 10-15 min of this the big guy silently stands up, picks the little guy up by the shoulders, holding him about a foot off the ground so they’re eye to eye, and he leans in so their noses are nearly touching and after a few seconds he quietly says, “Explode.”

[@Ocro555]

Straight outta some 1850's English duel lmaoo

[@H3xx99]

Ain't nobody looking badass when the other dude can literally just pick you up like they would a toddler...

[@bullgravy6906]

Saw a similar event when I was in college, except dude grabbed this drunk a-hole by what we thought was the front of his hoodie. Nope. Dude had the drunk guys entire pectoral in what we assumed was a steel vice grip, drunk gave a few good wails of what had to be immense pain then just blacked out. Big dude just let go and the guy crumpled to the ground and a few seconds later got up and just flatout cried. I’d bet he had some torn muscle or something

[@H3xx99]

@@bullgravy6906 Purple Nurple from hell...

[@jessphilipguevarra4743]

Story Time: When my parents were still young, they were much more fit than they currently are, they were walking away from a grocery store with one of my uncles. Out of nowhere a guy snatched my mother's' purse while my uncle and father started chasing him across the street. When they caught up to him they proceeded to bash his head into a pole and threw him into a metal fence, the police stopped them and arrested the dude after seeing them beat the living hell out of him.

[@noobythings]

Straight up Mortal Kombat fatility

[@OMGkawaii_.angelchan69]

**FATALITY**

[@Chaoseweebedits]

I have I classmate in the second year, pretty tall for my standard because in the Philippines so this guy is very quiet but have a lot of friends from different places and most of the time absent, but one day this dick of my classmate tried to be tough and tried push around the guy but I guess it was the trigger and that guy has been beaten to submission and the dick escape but still get jump and you know what happened.

[@gustavesoucy-breton6841]

if it was canada, the parents would've got arrested

[@QingChina1]

@@gustavesoucy-breton6841 or in Germany

[@mosin_boi]

Dude, during the BLM riots, I was in a gas station and from inside, me and 3 other men heard some screaming from outside. Some young guy was yelling at an old man yelling a little red cap. We rushed out to help and see what's going on. It was not needed. The kid took a swing and the old man dodged an than stepped foward and delivered a single punch. The impact sounded like a gunshot and the kid was out before he hit the ground. The little red hat had 4 letters: USMC

[@boywhohasl1vedhascometodie469]

That old man is 🅱️ased. Once a Marine, always a Marine!

[@georgesakellaropoulos8162]

They probably mistook it for a little red hat with 4 different letters, but had subpar reading skills.

[@HotSpringDemon]

Would've loved to have seen that

[@matts1166]

My freshman year of college my random roommate was a Korean immigrant, about 5'3" tall. He taught martial arts, and as a party trick could kick am 8 foot ceiling. He wore designer sweaters that hid his physique, but seeing him without a shirt his torso looked like an inverted triangle. Me, I'm 6'5" tall, big build, look tough, but never really learned how to fight. One night we were walking back from the Student Union. Coming the other way were three guys that looked skater punkish. As we got closer to each other one guy laughingly says "look out Ch**k". My roommate, pissed "What you say? What you say?" A Hole says " What are you gunna do, have your friend beat us up?" At that point I'm shitting my pants thinking I'm in for an ass beating. The next thing I know my roommate sucker punches one guy in the side of the head and kicks the second one in the gut so hard he's on the ground struggling to breathe. Third guy, looking stunned "Hey man, I didn't say shit."

[@NoName-it4uu]

@@matts1166 imagined it like it was in a movie

[@williammanana7841]

When my dad was in college, his roommate was being picked on by a bigger guy at a party. The bigger guy pulled his roommate up to the wall by his throat and was a bout to punch him in the face. My dad pulls him to the bathroom (mind you my dad is about 5”6 and did wrestling, judo, and some boxing) he throws the guy on the floor, and the guy stands up and socks my dad in the face. My dad picks up his glasses, looks at them, then calmly states “You just scratched my glasses,” He proceeds to hit the man so hard, that he lied on the floor until the party was almost over. That was just the beginning. My dad is about to leave when the bully yells “That’s him!” He and two other guys run to my dad. The two other men grab both of his arms and hold him against the wall. The bully runs up to him, fist cocked, and proceeds to be hit with a telephone pole-denting roundhouse in the ribs. The man falls over, my dad then throws the men on his left and right arms on the floor. He then gathers his things, and promptly leaves before the campus police find out.

[@wolkrieth2394]

I hate to break it to you but that sounds faker then the voice of most modern musicians in their oldest songs.

[@_evening_268]

@@wolkrieth2394 u never know

[@kelvinykj5386]

@@wolkrieth2394 his specific details in this stories makes me feel that its fake although it could be real your dad cant have that much muscle memory so strong that it beats einstein i just don’t feel your dad would remember that much if i were you i would’ve just said “my dad fucked them up and left before campus police arrived”

[@pikathemimikyu6655]

Your dad must have the best stories

[@SethAtSNK]

Hard to believe this damn

[@danieljohnson9917]

Summer after 8th grade I went to a camp with my youth group. About half the kids there had at least one parent in prison, it was supposed to be a break from it all for them or something like that. Met a girl there, let's call her R. At the time, I'm a 4'11" twig and she's nearly-6-foot and muscular enough to intimidate the adults. She told me later in the week her dad was a drug lord and i could guess why she worked out so heavily from there. Super nice girl, and despite my awkwardness, we got to be more or less friends for that week. Anyways, some of the kids there seemed to think having a parent in prison made them tough stuff, even though literally half the people there shared that situation. One picked on a friend of mine, a guy who was smaller than already-small me. I walked over and tried to talk him down. Was less than successful. As things seemed like they were about to escalate, R sees us, walks over, axe-kicks the guy into the dirt, and walks away to get one of the camp counselors, without a word said. She did have a very smug grin on her face though. Never saw her again after camp. If I ever do, I think I will immediately ask her out. Pretty sure she's why I'm attracted to tall girls.

[@xanqtive]

Why am I imagining R as Dora the destroyer

[@laplantamichay]

lshort king 🙏

[@StefanRBLX]

@@xanqtive Lmao

[@arandomboi6866]

legend.

[@OverHeed]

I got *REALLLLLYY* nervous when I saw "YOUTH GROUP" and "CAMP" in the same sentence. False alarm, thankfully. :D

[@Jhereckk]

Had a co-worker who was about 40 and hated by everyone in the kitchen. I worked as a dishwasher and so did he and he was hired about a month before and only in the one month, he had everyone turned against him. Anyway, he would always say how we kids (Me, 16, and the other teenage co-workers) weren't pulling our weight and how he has to always pick up our slack. To say the least, it was the polar opposite. He would also say how everything should go his way as he has over 16 years of dishwashing experience and that he was the best worker there. Literally three days later, I was promoted to lead dishwasher, now being his boss. He quit the next day.

[@adamb89]

Ahh I see the problem, he had 16 years of FISHwashing experience. Common mistake, I bet he was trying to load the halibut in the top rack.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@adamb89 Right? Everyone with any real experience knows that's where the bass goes, right above the mackerel.

[@Jax_Destro]

Nothing on dishwashers, but in my experience, the type of people who are satisfied with earning years of experience in the role are all the same. There is a dishwasher at my job that has a lot of years of experience, and he is a useless, ornery cunt. He does a subpar job and gets mad if you bring him more dishes, you know the thing he gets paid to wash. He has such a bad reputation that the girl who only works once a week knows it. Yet he is still there because management would rather keep bad workers and make stupid decisions that drive away the good.

[@McWanderer13]

My homeroom teacher is the scariest teacher ever. She won the “scariest teacher award” multiple times. One time, 4th grader boys were looking through our classroom door window during her lesson, and she saw them. They ran away but my teacher pushed the door open and ran after them. I can’t imagine how the boys felt. Never saw those boys ever again. I have more stories to tell about her.

[@randomstuff14688]

I want more stories!

[@moikicho]

very interested in hearing more stories!!

[@McWanderer13]

@@moikicho Sure ig. This other time a classmate came late to school and pulled the middle finger out on everybody during a practical test while my homeroom was gone and when she found out, she yelled at them to apologize to the class and nobody dared to say a word about the incident because she was angry.

[@moikicho]

@@McWanderer13 that sounds super scary but also awesome :D (nice wanderer pfp btw)

[@McWanderer13]

@@moikicho She’s someone you don’t want to anger.

[@v0ism]

My grandfather who is Danish Boxing Champion of 1969 got into a conflict when he offered a ride to a swedish man on a country road outside the main cities. The man pulled out a huge combat knife and told my grandfather to get out of the car. He had the window rolled down and left the vehicle, watched him swap to the drivers seat and then rocked him in the face from outside when he had switched seat. He dragged him out the car and left him on the ground like the scumbag he was.

[@littletom4928]

As the parent of a child with autism and cerebral palsy, that last story about comeuppance gave me life. 😂

[@FloofyChimken]

Story 2 be like: "Alright kiddo, Don't break other people's legs, you get it?" Normally you would take that as a joke.

[@deathstroke3140]

I messed with the wrong guy once. So I'm in basic training Fort Knox, hand to hand combat training in the rain. The drill sergeant said that your partner is the man standing next to you. I thought maybe I was going to fight the guy in front of me, but no I was fighting the old man behind me. This old man was the oldest recruit I had seen in the military so far. He was 35 to 40 maybe and at least one foot shorter than I was. We greeted each other with a hand shake as the old man said, "Go easy on me." I agreed, but I felt bad for this guy. He was going up against young men in their prime. I tried to switch partners with another person, hoping maybe I could find someone closer to the old man's size, but no luck. I was going to have to fight him myself. We step in the ring. The drill sergeant blows the whistle and... The fight was over. The old man rolled me. It wasn't even a close fight. He pinned me so fast even the drill sergeant was confused. After catching my breath the old man came over to thank me for going easy on him. He told me he was the former Thailand wrestling national champion four years in a row. Would have been nice if he had mentioned that sooner.

[@catchara1496]

Good thing he said to go easy, if you’d been fighting it you might have broken something

[@deathstroke3140]

@@catchara1496 this could be true. I thought maybe he was acting like he was inexperienced to throw me off

[@GrysonThe]

This was a story that I heard in my home town: once there was a bar fight and two pretty young guys walk out and starts to throw fists, then one of the guys go to his bag and pull out a swiss army knife. Little did he know that the other guy had just come home from the army where they trained to defend them self from swiss army knifes. Didn't end well for the guy with the knife

[@LocseryuOfficial]

did we need to know they were pretty?

[@GrysonThe]

No i ment pretty young like they were kinda young

[@GrysonThe]

@@LocseryuOfficial no i ment pretty young like that they were kinda young

[@LocseryuOfficial]

@@GrysonThe you missed the joke mate

[@subformeandillsubtoyou5338]

I was playing roblox and I troll a guy and his friend come and kill me in one second I was troll a girl and she friend was a hacker

[@werefoxhun3839]

My grandpa told me that when he was young, I believe around 17 years old, he was walking down a street with some "friends", and they managed to convince him to go up to a young couple, and tell the guy something like: "You leave, the chick stays", and then he absolutely got his ass kicked, and saw all his "friends" run away. The guy told him to ditch those told "friends", and so did he. My grandpa now is the best person I know.

[@Falney]

There was this kid in school. One of the "quiet ones" he was regularly bullied by a group of hard asses . When we were 15 his little sister started school with us. Well, I'm walking to chess club with him and we hear a screaming and crying and start ruuing towards it because it sounds like his sister. We get there and his sisters skirt is around her ankles and her shirt torn open,his bullies on top of her. I swear he entered rage mode. 3 out of 4 of them spent 5 weeks in hospital and it took 2 teachers to get him of them

[@jayidas8183]

I hope those bullies got jail time becoz this is straight up SA

[@Falney]

@@jayidas8183 nope. We were 15 and this was the mid 90s so "boys will be boys" was still the predominant mindset

[@jayidas8183]

Well thats just horrible

[@guizintheinsect5022]

Bruh

[@Tori_T_Artist]

I'm one of the "f'ed with the wrong person" people, 4'10 gal and people are too stupid to realize that small women know how to defend themselves better than anyone else, cuz we know we're targets. I defend on all fronts; verbally, emotionally, physically, or secretly. Whatever fits the situation best. Has helped me out more times than I can count throughout my life! Once, tiny 4'8ish 13 year old me absolutely verbally destroyed a guy who'd been picking on another small girl (calling her offensive names like midget) and then picked on a bigger girl (calling her fat 'n stuff). He never said another mean word around me ever again. This was on the bus, and every soul heard me. Bus driver didn't even stop the bus to break it up, since I never threw an actual punch, and he heard me say the word bully. One, of my good friends was on that bus before she befriended me, and she has always had a healthy respect for my words, tolerance and temper 😂)

[@Michael_De_Santa-Unofficial]

But people with guns are the people who defend themselves better than everyone else.

[@astro-ooz]

More power to you girl! 💪

[@dingdongdropdead]

My sister is selectively mute due to anxiety. All her teachers know this--well, are meant to, but administration had forgot to let a few newer teachers know. Her new chemistry teacher calls on her to answer a question verbally, she answers it in almost a whisper, and since he can't hear her or what he's saying, he assumes she's just not paying attention. Triumphantly, this asshat starts announcing how "The students that are sleeping, he wakes them up" (rough translation) and she gets pissed off, understandably, so after a bit of hesitation she yells the answer in his face. She was correct.

[@lordbowdencgp7792]

Back in secondary school, I had been bullied consistently for the better part of three years, until I finally decided to do something about it next time one of the group that were bullying tried anything. As it happened, one of them tried something during pe. He hit me on the ear and shouted at me. I put my bag down, turned around and threw him across the room. This happened in front of the rest of the group, who just looked at me dumbfounded, and didn't speak to me again for the rest of my time at school.

[@nathanknight2508]

17:05 this is messed up. A guy pulled a gun on a Vietnam veteran that was doing door to door sales. And since the military can mess you up when your fresh out of it what happened next was well deserved against the guy with the gun.

[@kingtigertheheavy2708]

I can understand why the guy pulled a gun on the vet. The US committed some horrible atrocities there. But that doesn't mean that his actions weren't wrong and the cocksucker got what was coming to him

[@ryanfridrich5864]

One time my dad was walking down a street near a sketchy alley way, and two guys appeared from the hallway with a gun in their jacket pocket trying to mug him. Little did they know my dad was previously a marine. So, he casually uppercuts one of the guys in the gut, and he falls to the floor. He beats the guy a little more before taking the gun out of his pocket. By then the other guy had run off somewhere. He still tells me that it was one of the greatest things he'd ever done.

[@colorqueen9281]

When i was little i had this babysitter who would often treat me like shit, (pull my hair, drag me violently off my chair, put me in the shower fully clothed with cold water to "punish me", etc) i was a quiet, skinny child, so i just put up with it until i was old enough to realize it was REALLY fucked up. The nanny stayed now takes care of my sister (8), she is totally different to what i was, she is strong, a bit on the plump side and she is not one to mess with. Now i mentioned these issues to my parents but they said it's "hard to find another person to take care of us", she's still there and my sister loves her (because she will let her do anything she wants, she doesn't really care much and just does nothing all day, but that's another story) . Anyways...I guess the babysitter thought she could do the same stuff that she did to me and physically abuse my sister. One day, while they were folding my sisters clothes, the nanny decides it's a funny idea to THROW a pair of socks in my sisters face, hard, she figured she wouldn't get in trouble because i never said anything so why would my sister? BIG MISTAKE. The sock hit my sister in the eyes and she starts bawling her ass off, immediately runs to my mom and tells her everything on the spot. Needless to say the nanny got to see my moms rage first hand, i think she got scared because i've never seen her do anything like that ever again. TLDR: Nanny who physically abused me tries to do the same with my sister and it backfires.

[@wubraxco4836]

Ok, so while I didn't break the leg of my bully, I do have a similar story to Dan. I'm a thin but well built young man, and on average since about the age of 15 I always weigh about 113 pounds or about 51.2 kilograms, so not that much, but everything I have is bone and muscle. Now I've always made it a point to tell people I'm around often to avoid messing with my head, no smacking the back of it, no jokingly bouncing stuff off of it etc. They all ask me why and I tell them that I tend to black out when my head gets hit too hard, and the more stressed I am the less it takes for a blackout to happen, and that normally when I come to, my hands hurt and people around me usually are as well. I was diagnosed with Berserker syndrome as a child, so my blackouts are me flying into a rage so intense my mind blanks and my body runs on autopilot with only one thing in mind. Fight until everyone is beaten, or keep fighting until I can't anymore. So I'm kinda feeling the pressure as I've been sick for a few days and we are about to have a test in one of my classes, and this test counts for a third of your grade. Now failing it would suck, but I wouldn't fail the class outright, but it would make it super tough to manage a passing grade later on, so I'm a bit tensed up and I'm a little wound up in my head trying to study even during lunch. Enter big bully that loves hitting people and getting away with it with the "We're only playing" excuse and because he was a good football player. Dude comes up behind me and smacks the back of my head hard enough I jerk forward and slammed my forehead into the table and everything goes black. I wake up with five fully grown adults trying and failing to pry me off of this a-hole because I had been strangling him and slamming his head into the floor. The rest of the year he flinched everytime he saw me and I was from that point on called "The small Hulk". That lasted for three years, and I still joke about it with my friends to this day about "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." Still, I do feel bad about that guy, but I also know I wasn't in control, and he brought it on himself, so hopefully it just scared him enough to turn his attitude around and made him a better person. Sorry Gabriel, I hope you have a better life after highschool.

[@sophykeosuncheng5952]

Hold up imma search up beserker syndrome

[@sophykeosuncheng5952]

I didn't find alot of things so it might not exist but i only did i minute of research

[@peteryeeterson5766]

@@sophykeosuncheng5952 where tf did you search? Use Google, you get a decent summary.

[@ImaDragon2398]

Ts did not happen💀🙏

[@whiteshadow3104]

@@sophykeosuncheng5952 It exists. The disorder, the Berkserker/Blind Rage Syndrome, is characterized by (1) violent overreaction to physical, verbal, or visual insult; (2) amnesia during the actual period of violence; (3) abnormally great strength; and (4) specifically target-oriented violence.

[@skie_e]

This is a story not experienced, but definitely heard of. My grandpa from my dad's side is a nam vet, being one of the top generals for south vietnam, and he also worked in the Iowa state capital. During the time the vietnam war was current, he was captured by the chinese. He was sent to a chinese war prison where you would have a very small chance of surviving. After a few weeks of being in the chinese war prison, he was released due to him being one of the top generals, and if the south and U.S found out it wouldve been bad. So the chinese guards released him, smiling at him and being kind to not poke the beast. It's not that interesting to tell but its definitely a good one.

[@JungéShikisanki]

Grandpa is a menace.

[@Onistuwa]

hmm

[@Ethereal_Amaryllis]

@dayRman how is it any of your business?

[@ohmeohmicah]

@@Ethereal_Amaryllis he wants to know if OP is lying, mr./ms. bitch of 15 year old anime schoolboy

[@Jerry-cg9ni]

@@Ethereal_Amaryllis he's a top general for South Vietnam.... i'd assume he's pretty known

[@BoxBoyLewis]

"Bully kid, you don't get in anymore trouble" "And Dan? Please don't break anymore legs"

[@subtlewhatssubtle]

Just want to share this one. My friend in high school was, for lack of better word, strange. Had a reputation for saying odd things, but was polite and amazingly quick witted, really knew how to get people with smart comebacks. What most people didn't know is that he's a tinkerer...and a pyro. I know for a fact this guy burned down at least one car. Anyway, in sophomore year of high school he got picked on for his eccentricities. That lasted two weeks, then abruptly stopped. Why? He had rigged a pipette to a squeeze bulb he'd hidden in his coat sleeve, and sprayed one of the bullies with lighter fluid... then proceeded to throw an old Zippo lighter at him. As it turns out, stop drop and roll really works. Since this didn't happen on school grounds, our school couldn't do anything about it. Moral of the story: don't pick on people, it's not worth it. You have no idea who's crazy enough to try something to get back at you.

[@The_Shadowskald]

I was the smallest kid in my class. Two girls, each at least a foot taller than me, attacked me because I accidentally ran into one of them. I got a bloody lip and a few bruises and ended up chasing them as they ran for their lives. One of them lost a tooth, both were unable to return to class for two days do to their injuries.

[@awesomeaiden53srandomstuff53]

“Dan had just received his black belt in jujitsu and was fully capable of absolutely fracking crap up” OOF LOL

[@jonaskeepauthor1935]

There was a bully in my high school who particularly liked initiating physical altercations. To compound this, he had started taking boxing lessons and the trainer had told him that he had talent after a couple months of training. The idiot bully one day decided that he would pick on a girl in my friend group because she was very overweight, she was an absolutely lovely girl whose we all adored and this douchebag punched her in the face from behind knocking her to the ground in tears. This resulted in me and a friend of mine standing up and very quickly stepping between them. Idiot stranded dancing around saying he could take two guys at once, once we stopped laughing we proceeded to very casually beat the ever-loving crap out of him. His big mistake was that he didn’t take into account that I was a second degree black belt in Kung Fu, my friend was a fourth degree black belt in Karate… we were both national free-fighting champions in our respective disciplines. We were both suspended for that but pretty much everyone agreed that the loser had it coming.

[@RagnarokMoki]

Back in 7th grade (before Covid-19 hit), there was this kid in my class who absolutely loved to harass many people, especially me and another quiet kid. One day, the kid decided to take the quiet kid's notebook and run away with it while we were outdoors. The other kid charged at the thieving classmate and tackled him in the bark. Needless to say, that kid bothered neither of us again

[@MountainMemelord]

Never mess with the quiet kid.

[@slackerofhell]

My dad told me a story about my grandparents from around 40+ years ago. Out at our family cabin the next door neighbours were getting a bit rowdy and stupid so my grandmother went over to talk to them to mellow out around the kids. This woman got in my grandmother's face and they started arguing. My gramps stood behind my grandma the whole time and was trying to calm things down. Suddenly this drunk dude from the neighbour cabin walks over behind this woman and says to my grandma, "Shit the fuck up, bitch." My gramps throws a hook from over my grandma's head and pops the guy in the nose. Buddy stumbled backwards and fell, holding his bloody nose. I always knew my gramps had a temper back in the day, but I had no idea just how protective of my grandma he was.

[@ReferenceVA]

I love the longer vids! Thanks for making it longer, it's really nice to listen to. Keep up the great work!

[@whywhy3289]

Love that the dude from the bar fight buddies laughed at him and didn’t try to take his side. Sometimes you have friends who you love but you know they can only learn the hard way.

[@nunyabidness674]

So I can add a story here. While still in the army I was attached to a training unit. Our job was to bounce around the country and run schools. Airborne, Air assault, and Pathfinder were the classes we mainly ran. One summer, headed through Georgia with not one, but two bus loads of soldiers and we paused at a truck stop for a latrine break. We're wrapping up our stop, getting students corralled and counted... we were short a body. I go to check the latrines to see if our missing soldier is still on the can when I come round the corner to see a group of 8 supremacist a-holes with my student (a black guy) pinned up against the wall. In the interest of not doing a metric ton of paperwork, I said to this group "I'll give you one chance to run. I STRONGLY suggest you take the offer." They turned round to see me standing there all alone and one pops off with "Why? You ain't gonna do nutthin!" It was at this time that I released the microphone button on the radio I had in my hand, followed up by a quick s.o.s. tapped out on the mic. Within 40 seconds there was a "roll of thunder" in the gravel of the parking lot coming in my direction. I speak up one more time, this time with the ol' Drill Sargent inflection in my tone. "You had your chance, now you WILL run. RUN BOY! RUUUUUN!" as I am shouting this the better part of 70 soldiers comes round the corner at full clip. In interest of not getting anyone truly thrown under a bus, I'll leave the specifics vague. Suffice it to say by the time these students were done, the 8 a-holes discovered that with the professional personnel packing skills inspired by the US Army, they could all fit in the cab of a square body Chevy with the windows up and the doors fully closed...

[@srbrant5391]

The one time the local flat earth guy decided to have me as the opponent of his next debate at the local bar. Me, a guy who's studied rocket science, engineering, celestial mechanics and planetary sciences so I can write a science fiction novel. That was the day he was officially banned from every bar in town. The barkeep was struggling to not burst out laughing that day. Also worth mentioning is that he had the _scariest_ vibe I've ever felt from a human being. Like a straight-up "I touch kids" vibe.

[@degekkies7277]

About a month ago I got in a fight with a guy in our tiny schoolbus. He was irritating me and I had enough of it. Threw a right punch, tought I missed. But I hit him right on the shoulder. Buslady came to separate us, we did our own story. The a-hole got sent to the front of the bus for the rest of the year. We're still beefing after 6 weeks. What happened beforehand was that he called my friends names and such. That was my experience, hope yall enjoyed. :)

[@SquishyTrym]

Me and my former friends (who were identical twins) were walking in the court yard at high school, when two girls (who often bullied the twins) stalked us and attempted to open up the twin's bags so all their stuff would fall out. Now I'm normally docile and wouldn't say 'boo' to a goose but when I saw one of the bully's hands near the twin's zipper, my vision went red and I pushed the bully into a wall. I yelled at her to leave us alone and not go anywhere near us. Both bullies walked away calling us names and I realised what I did once the red mist subsided. The parents of the girl I pushed tried to sue me and get me to pay compensation as well as serve a prison sentence but after a police investigation found me innocent, I was only given two days suspension from school. I was surprised my popularity increased since a lot of people were fed up of the two girls' BS but didn't expect me of all people to take them down several pegs. It wasn't enough to make new friends but it was enough to set an example of what happens when you mess with the wrong person.

[@BridgeWyvern]

I personally love how in story 2, he didn't even try to pull his stuff back up. He just calmly.. stepped out! And absolutely RKO'D that boy.

[@somedude4805]

I’ve been that guy two dudes claiming to be “gangstas” wished they hadn’t picked a fight with in a bar. The looks of sheer terror on their faces when they realized I’m not an easy mark are burned into my memory. Don’t harass women in bars after they tell you they’re not interested. You don’t know if their friend who just got off work is a Marine with a burning hatred for people who behave like thugs.

[@ThatOddChickenHippie]

My dad was a late bloomer. For the first 2 years of high school, this man looked and sounded like a little kid (I've seen the pics and had several of his old friends vouch for the voice). As you can imagine, this made him a target for bullies, but my dad wasn't one to take anyone's crap. One time, this kid in class wouldn't stop flicking the back of his head and he told him that if he (the annoying kid) didn't stop, then he (my dad) was going to make him stop. The kid laughed and kept doing it, so my dad grabbed the yard stick they all had for the assignment the class was working on and hit the guy so hard in the face with it that it broke. Dad got in trouble, but the guy left him alone after that.

[@Hope-kp3lb]

I saw this story once. Can't remember where but. Op grew up in a small county. There was this man who everyone knew he "Sold his kids out". Two young girl. I'm talking 14 to 16. One day op and her sister are out shopping with thier grandma. The ass whole comes up and made a comment on how "beautiful" op and her sister are. The grandma says something but the man walks away. Later on op grandma is talking to op grandpa and told him what happened. Her grandpa told his wife to "grab the phone". The grandma asked why and the man simple responds "I'm going to invite him to dinner". The grandma is furyes but gets the phone anyways. The grandpa calls the man tells him his wife makes good food and wants him to come over. "What you like to eat". "I love potatoes" "perfect that's what shes making be here by 6". The grandpa hangs up tells his wife to make some potatoes. Finally she asked him why? He simple responds"every man deserves a last meal. Later on the man shows up eat his food. The grandpa asked "how's the food". "Fucking good". The grampa says good. Then jumps over the table and proceeds to beat him throughout the house not stopping throws him out the door beats him so badly it made a long lasting blood stain. A truck pulls up full of this dudes friends they put the man in the back of the truck. Later he was found hog tied and dead in a corn field. The sheriff made a press conference about it. He finished the conference with saying "oh and by the way a long of garbage has been showing up in people's farms. Try to get rid of your garbage some other way". There was never a investigation. Op family never got in trouble.

[@CynicalButOptimistic]

There were these two kids in the special education program at my high school, Dimitri and David. David was nice, just often lost in his own world. He'd be zoning out, suddenly snap back to reality, compliment you on your shirt or something, then right back to zoning out. Dimitri was a jerk, and smart enough to know he could get away with whatever he wanted because of his disability. He'd randomly hit people just because, and if you tried to fight back, a teacher would step in, saying, "he doesn't know any better," when he definitely did. One time, Dimitri shoved David. David folded him like a chair. It was like that scene in Avengers where Hulk used Loki like a ragdoll. Some teachers broke it up, David instantly went back to zoning out, and Dimitri was a different person now. Also, they knew Dimitri started it, so they made him apologize. David very politely said, "It's cool!" then zoned back out.

[@sadbysnw7484]

My dad told me a story about how he took down a guy who was 6'11 and was about 330 pounds, my dad was 6'0 and he was 230 pounds and had a bit of a gut, but my dad was a fighter since elementary school and every school he went to he had a desk in the office specifically for him and after that in his when he was about 20 he was a hardened gangster that had started running with my uncles so he knew alot a shit about fighting My dad was at a bar with my mom and my dad was tipsy and he knew he was probably going to end up in a fight, and once my parents left the bar my dad seen the 6'11 man just yelling at some lady and hitting her, my dad wasn't go to do anything but my mom told him to do at least something so my dad says this "Hey Why don't you pick on someone your own size asshole" the giant turns around and says this "oh what are you gonna do hit me" my dad immediately went for his knee got him down then uppercut him and beat him down until he heard sirens and he ran since at that time he had a warrant out for him, but he now tells me if I'm in a fight with a guy shorter than me expect the unexpected, and he also reminds me that even though I'm tall than him he will still whoop my ass And my dad is now a hard working man who works by packing rebar and preparing fire fighter crews to be sent out to forest fires

[@zack-blf]

I had this kid in my class that would always have the highest ego. One day he hit me with a tray in my head, i said to him "You wanna fight or smth" he looks at me with the most daring look and proceeds to say "You fcked up with the wrong person" i decided to punch him as hard as i could and then he got knocked out. The End

[@MainlyFact]

for real ?

[@zack-blf]

@@MainlyFact not even joking

[@TheSlaughter]

Sensei teach me

[@zack-blf]

@@TheSlaughter use a punching bag everyday

[@TheSlaughter]

@@zack-blf Can I use my cousin?

[@dmgdgamer9759]

Middle school, 8th grade. Was in a "behavioral issues" program because I was a frustrated little turd. At this point had been in it for 3 years (started halfway through 6th grade) and was taught the same things for all 3 years since they couldn't be bothered to separate us into grades and have us learn what we should have been for each grade, but that's besides the point. Was near the end of the year, and the teachers and "therapists" were saying they wanted to keep me in the program into High School, refusing to listen to my mom (about 5'6") when she told them that it wouldn't be happening. Up until this point, the other kids in the program were always running their mouths about the "my dad will kick your dad's ass" thing, and I would always smile and say "Nah, mine wins." They never believed me. That is, until the day came for the meeting involving my future in that program, where my parents both finally had enough and it was his turn to come in and tell them what was going to happen. So, when that day comes, the classroom we're in happens to face the parking lot, and up walks my Mom and Dad. He's 6'5", 270-ish lbs of born-and-raised dairy farmer and Marine. They don't believe me when I said that's my dad until he came in and stopped by the classroom with my Mom. The whole rest of the class has their heads up staring at him like penguins watch airplanes go by, so I worm my way through the crowd, give him a hug, and say "Hey Dad!" For the last few months of school after that, they never again questioned that my Dad would, and could, kick theirs asses.

[@alikhan81]

I was hired as a sales rep by an HVAC company. I was the first rep to have that job without being a licensed HVAC Technician for 5-10 years. Since I made twice as much as the licensed techs, everyone was pissed off including their boss. In a company meeting, they were discussing air purification systems and the head tech tries to pick on me by saying, “So who remember VOC’s, how about you (my name)” Me: what about VOC’s Him: what do you know about them I proceeded with a fifteen minutes lecture on VOC’s, their importance in manufacturing and presence in the air and their effects on our body. Dude didn’t know I had a masters in Chem Engineering.. my senior seminar paper: Volatile Organic Compounds

[@_spt-warwolf_4575]

There was this one guy named Ken, who went to high school with my dad. Ken was the youngest of several siblings and he was the kind of person who didn't take shit from anyone. One day in gym class, they had a substitute teacher who everyone knew was an absolute jerk. He harassed kids left and right, even going as far as to make some of the girls cry. Ken was in that class and one day, Ken forgot to clean off the bench rack in the weight room. The sub called him a "dumbass" and the two got into a full-fledged screaming match, calling one another every curse in the book. Eventually, the sub ordered Ken to go to the office, and by then, he reached his boiling point. He stormed out of the weight room and the sub started lashing out at everyone else. Then the door swung open again and Ken came back in with a fire extinguisher. After walking up behind the sub, he hollered "Hey asshole!" and engulfed the sub in a cloud of fire extinguisher spray. The fumes siphoned the oxygen from the air and left the sub lying on the floor gasping. Ken threw the empty tank at him and screamed "Fuck you!" before storming out again. He ended up getting expelled, but he's now remembered as a legend by my dad and the whole school.

[@DuKiBrain]

When I was in eighth grade there was a huge bully who no one liked. In the very beginning of eighth grade he was picking on some kids. My friend was one of them. My friend spoke up and the bully kneed him twice in the stomach. The bully proceeded to try to snap his neck before being taken away by the teachers. Then he was escorted by a police officer.

[@IICheesePizzaII]

DAMN

[@agentmorph5829]

That kid has some issues

[@samsonoak9653]

Well fuck. I hope your friend is alright.

[@Asian_Kid]

When Big Smoke said to CJ, *"You picked the wrong house fool!"*

[@dradith921]

I was bullied for my conditions(adhd/ slight autism) and because of this I didn’t receive self defense training that my lil brother were giving. So one day someone in school that had a brown belt(don’t remember in what martial art) decided that I was on his radar and destroyed my laptop. Suffice to say. He got his ass handed to him in a silver plater by someone that wasn’t trained at all. He busted my lips and gave me a black eyed in return he received a gash to the head(10 stiches ) after I grab him and slam him face first into the side of the table. Was left alone after that and got a new laptop at his expense. I don’t care if you believe me or not, but it’s what happened and is the truth. People are assholes.(ps. I was a overweight tank in highschool so that helped too)

[@dianosuar]

My school used to have this bully that nobody messed with. One day a kid from the high school came down to help with one of the teachers. The bully, whom we are going to name Bob, had found his new target. Now. This high school kid looked like a baby, and was about 5' 3". Bob walks up to the high school kid in which we shall name Kate, with a bottle of water. Everyone sees him get up and walk towards her. He then proceeds to dump the water onto her head. Kate then gasps and slowly looks at him with a death glare. Turns out she was the superintendent's daughter. Bob got expelled because of his past pranks and was moved to a different school.

[@hihowareyou424]

When I was 9, this one girl two years older than me was bullying my younger (by two years) brother at this hotel we were at on holiday. I asked her nicely the first time for her to stop. She didn't listen, and kept bullying my little brother. I told her "if you don't leave my brother alone, I'll strangle you". She just laughs and keeps bullying my brother. Me, seething with rage, swam over to the girl. I quickly wrap my hands around her neck and quickly started shaking her. I was about to shove her under the water and wait for the last bubble to pop, but her mother started yelling at me. She quickly shouts my dad over and demands to tell me off, but he asks my what happened then refused to because he was so proud of me.

[@CrazyCircles1]

I'm not sure if this belongs here, but here it is. It was at our local street fair. Many drunk people. My friends and I casually walk to our destination as another guy across the street starts yelling at us something aggressively. I'm in a funny mood, so I provoke him. I don't really remember what exactly ticked him off, but he got really mad at me. His friends tried to stop him as he starts sprinting towards me from across the street. He was build like a tank. Short, wide and muscly. I, at that time, looked like I needed a couple more meals, very skinny. Before he got to me, he made a big jump and tried to hit me with a jump kick. I just sidestepped him, and he flew straight into a brick fence behind me. Long story short, we parted our ways on good terms. I apologized for provoking him, and he said that my provocations are not a reason to get physical. Also, never pick a fight when you're intoxicated. I was sober.

[@darkjedi261]

For the hand story, my best friend from high school is able to do the same thing. You do it by squeezing the hand and then moving the bones withing the palm of the hand back and forth. This takes the hand out of its natural position and thus, causing a sizable amount of pain. This also makes it virtually impossible to get out of unless you can pull your whole hand out.

[@georgesakellaropoulos8162]

The way to defend this is to squeeze your fingers together and make it difficult to destabilize the hand. It works against any but people with inhuman strength. You may not hurt them, but they won't be able to hurt you.

[@petsan97]

One of my favorite moments from high school. Me and the lads were walking to the cafeteria for lunch when a well-built "too cool for school" asian kid talking animatedly with his own gang didn't look where he was going and walked straight into one of my pals. Spins around already shouting abuse and picking a fight before he realizes his mistake. There were 4 of us, me being the shortest at 6ft and little over 200lbs, two others are tall athletic builds towering over his maybe 5 foot frame, and then there was the almost 7 foot, 300lb brick shithouse he walked into. He ran off without another word, and we spent the lunch break laughing our asses off.

[@ThatOddChickenHippie]

Another story from my dad's years as a tiny high school kid. He was in swimming class, and this bully kept dunking others under the water when the teacher wasn't looking. He kept trying to get my dad, but being the tiny guy he was, my dad was fast and hard to catch. This really pissed the bully off, so when he finally did manage to get him, he held him under the water instead of just dunking him and letting him go. So, dad punched him in the gut to get him to let go, then punched the bully square in the nose once he got his head above water and his eyes open. Bully got bloody nose, dad explained what happened to the teacher, teacher told them both to knock it off and told the bully to get out of the pool until the bleeding stopped. At the end of class, when the teacher wasn't looking, the bully pointed at my dad and said " you're dead, Jennings!" Now, dad being as small as he was, needed some extra protection in school because he couldn't always defend himself if things got real bad. Luckily, he was childhood friends with one of the biggest kids in school, who they called "Big Jim". Big Jim was a mountain of a teen who was taller and bulkier than any of the ADULTS In that school; and he took it upon himself to be my dad's personal body guard. Come lunch time, dad runs over to Big Jim and tells him what happened and the threat the bully made. Big Jim had dad point out the bully, and then told him to go stand near the bully alone to draw him into a confrontation. Dad did so, and sure enough, bully comes barreling over yelling "I told you you're dead, Jennings!" Bully pulled dad in by the front of his shirt and had his fist ready to pulverize him, but then suddenly, he was gone. Dad opened his eyes to see Big Jim holding the kid up by the front to his shirt and absolutely pummeling him while yelling at him about how he's not to even LOOK at my dad the wrong way, and if Big Jim even HEARS A RUMOR about him doing so, then he would track him down and make sure he can never look at anything ever again. The principal tries to break up the beating, but Big Jim ain't having it, so he just punches the principal. I can't remember how it finally got broken up, I think Big Jim just decided he had gotten his point across and let the bully go, but Big Jim did end up getting expelled that day. Even so, everyone heard what happened and were too afraid of Big Jim to bully my dad because being expelled wasn't going to stop Big Jim from protecting his little buddy and they knew it. Big Jim got his GED and became a mechanic or something, and him and my dad are still buds.

[@mantelumgamingloilol123]

Big Jim is a homie

[@justaperson9812]

Me picturing a grandpa with a metal bat with knees bent running like that 😂😂😂😂

[@Cee9119]

In 5th or 6th grade, a girl (let's call her loush) was tormenting my little sister so I obviously told loush to back off,she didn't.The same day she started tormenting me and making fun out of my insecurities so I ignored her,that was until she punched my little brother (he already is emotional because of how judged he Iis by other people) so as the oldest sibling therefore their protection I grabbed loush by her collar and dragged her across the concrete (she had a skirt on with trainer socks and the concrete had stones littered all over) she ended up losing quite a lot of her skin and got screamed at with these exact words !don't read if you don't like swearing! "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH,YOU AN ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT" after that though I didn't get in trouble and she hasn't fought me again (she still rolls her eyes but I don't really care) this is by far one of my best memories in primary and can still remember it vividly (Ive stopped fighting now since I don't get pissed very easily anymore and need a good record to get a good future).

[@himansurai4179]

Wow sick , gender equality

[@OR56]

Funny story In second grade, I was bullied by this kid named Jerek, and his little posse. One day they show up at my locker in the morning and defend my lunch money. I of course, had no lunch money because my mom made me a lunch at home. I told them as such, and they shoved me in my locker. A few seconds later, I hear pounding feet outside my locker, and then a series of loud clangs. Then the door opened and my best friend hauled me out of the locker. I saw Jerek’s posse running down the hall as fast as they could. Then I saw Jerek on the ground holding his face, he had his face beat off a locker about 5 times by my friend, then the teachers showed up, almost drug my friend down to the principal’s office, but then I said that Jerek had stuffed me in a locker and my friend had beat him up because of that. Jerek then got suspended for a week, and my friend got a metaphorical slap on the wrist and was told to “go get a teacher, we will deal with it”. Ha, like they ever did.

[@sinixcross6889]

I remember I went from the kid everyone made fun of to the kid no one wanted to f with after I put 4 people in the hospital. note it was them against me and security cameras caught everything, I did end up getting in juvenile detention because of excessive force

[@samsonoak9653]

Man, screw the juvenile time. I’d do time if I could do that.

[@rumbiez4528]

Did people clap

[@MoGumbo_]

@@rumbiez4528 💀💀

[@seanpelletier]

I was at the bar with a buddy, we saw a blind dude with a cane go into the bathroom, two sketchy dudes followed him in, we heard a scuffle but when we went to help the blind dude we walked in on him handing the second dude a real butt whooping with some sort of grapple game. Turns out when we asked him, he said he knew a fighting style he like to call the art of eight arms, where you grapple them close with your hand and feet, and beat them up with your elbows and knees, and always have a point of contact, and thats how he read where their body was, and he said he wasn't fully blind, he could see the outline of moving objects, but the minute things stop moving they just kind of blend together to where he can't tell the two apart.

[@0U0yay]

Story time: I do synchronized swimming and one day I overheard a story about how two boys taking lifeguarding courses were watching the synchronized swimmers do their routine and were talking loudly about how they thought that it was one of the easiest sports to do, and lifeguarding is much harder. Then their coach come up to them and tells them to hold their breath for as long as the swimmers did once they went underwater. The two tried, and could barely hold their breath for as long as the swimmers and were apparently out of breath by that time. (Would like to point out that I'm taking life guarding courses too and you don't have to hold your breath for nearly the amount of time that you do for synchronized swimming) Moral of the story is never talk bad about a sport you've never tried.

[@Justsomerandomguy372]

1:23 and Dan received a warning not to break the legs of any more classmates That killed me 😂😂

[@lilianageissler2963]

I was using my bow and arrow for target practice when one of my brother's friend comes up behind me and smacked my *ss. I turned around quickly and he had already gotten a head start because he booked it. I pulled back on the string of my bow and shot at him. He was wearing a really baggy shirt. So I knew it wouldn't be a direct hit. But, the arrow got caught in the back of his shirt. I didn't even apologize. I mean, I didn't even think I would be able to actually get him. That was the last time he tried anything like that with me.

[@Walnut-1]

7:02 the grandpa turned into kratos for a sec😭😭

[@Lightgirlification]

My middle brother had a problem with a girl who led him on to believe she liked him, only to laugh in his face and make him feel like absolute trash. He is very meek when it comes to confrontation, and has Autism, so he's a bit awkward and tends to have foot in mouth syndrome a bit. He is literally one of the sweetest people I know, and it broke my heart when I learned how horrible this person treated him. Well word reached our older brother, who told our cousin, who told her friends, and so on and so forth. All of these people including my brothers went to the same high school. I'll admit, I don't know the full story, but I do know they MURDERED that girl's reputation, and it might have made her change schools as not long after being dethroned she was not heard from again. Long story short, do not FUCK with my family.

[@Unclaimed_Username]

"Dan received a warning not to break the legs of any other students" Is probably the best part. No punishment, no saying how breaking legs is wrong. Just "Nice, but don't do it again."

[@Fenderbot2012]

Story time: My great uncle used to own a camera store, and a thief ran inside and stole a camera and ran across the street. My uncle calmly followed him, and he's a relatively tall and intimidating guy, went up to the thief and said: 'Sit.' And the thief did as he was told. Sa down right on the sidewalk and gave back the camera

[@Margoth195]

13:52 similar thing happened to me. I was the big guy saying you don't mess with my friend. Funny thing was i had been bullied my whole life but had reach my current height of 6 2 and hadn't noticed the bullying had stopped for a little while. these three kids ( sophomores in HS me Senior) who were throwing food at a friend of mine who then came to me to ask for help. the sudden look of fear on their face when i stood up was priceless! i had a word with them something like " mess with her again and its your problem". Also still remember how i was scared shitless doing it. Huge boost of confidence for me. TLDR finally realized I wasn't a small fish anymore when I defended a friend. lol

[@khajiitimanus7432]

I always chuckle when I hear about Dave. Absolute unit. Fortune be with him, wherever he is now.

[@Clownish.mp4]

0:28 as a trans guy, this was my worst fear. 24:57 the way that facts read it was perfect😭

[@GreenLink500]

So I was in a private Christian school, so everyone knows each other and we know who has grudges on other people. 2 bullies, both quite large and strong, kept a quiet, kinda short nerdy kid behind after school, turning off all the lights so he wouldn't know who it was. When the lights came back on, both bullies had bloody noses and I think one had a concussion. The bullies were suspended and the quiet kid was fine.

[@christopherjones8448]

Da fuck is this horror movie plot???

[@Youravgfloofer]

As the son of a marine, story 17 really is what my dad is like. He was a DI( Drill Instructor) you disrespected him, he beat your ass. Simple as that

[@gombodog]

Great stories! Several years ago I was waiting to cross a busy downtown street; across the intersection a man in tan dockers and a plaid shirt was walking down the sidewalk when a carload of teenagers pulled up next to him, the driver yelling insults at him, I'm not sure why. The man walked around to the driver's window, asking what their problem was, but the driver rolled up his window, continuing to yell insults, making faces and flipping the guy off. The man cocked his elbow back, and in one of those moments when time slows down to a crawl, I realized that his wrist was about as big around as his fist and that, while not very tall, he was generally built like a grizzly bear; he probably worked in demolition or as a hod-carrier, maybe a construction carpenter. His punch exploded the window into a shower of safety glass bits, and he cocked his fist back again. The snotty jerk driver had just enough time to open his eyes again, mouth gawping open, when the second punch arrived in his face. The man then walked away and continued back down the sidewalk while I and the other 4-5 people standing with me applauded. If the police asked, I didn't see a thing!

[@USMC6976]

When I was in high school (1968), i volunteered to work at a mission in downtown Denver on Lamar Street. I was on the sidewalk advertising free sandwiches when an old drunk was stumbling down the sidewalk. The drunk stumbled across in front of some idiot driving out of the ally. The driver, gets out of his car and starts hollering at the drunk, then took a swing at the drunk. The drunk swayed back, the punch missed, the drunk SLAPPED (and i mean open hand) the driver so hard it knocked the driver out. The drunk looks down at the guy, recognizing he's no longer a threat and continues on down the street. The guy laid there in front of his car and his girlfriend sat in the passenger seat not knowing what to do. I remember thinking how that driver expected to impress his date with his tough act and instead just proved what a wimp he was.

[@The_Skyfish]

His voice is so clean after non stop storytelling for 24 minutes straight.

[@autumnfaraday5649]

I got my first boyfriend in college. He was terrible and selfish, but I didn't care because I was finally getting attention from someone. He broke up with me a few months later and said, "you have to understand, you're just not important to me." That snapped me out of it. I told him to never text me, talk to me, or even look my way ever again. I was 5'0 with no muscle whatsoever, but I somehow scared him enough that he would stare at the ground when I walked past him. If we ever saw each other on the street, he would use a different route to get to his next class. I. Felt. Powerful.

[@petergriffin613]

There was this incident on the swim team when I was around 11-12. It was right before we got into the water and this kid, pretty tall, well-built, moves a girl's backpack around 3-4 inches to the right so he can take a seat on the bench next to one of his friends. The girl (about one year younger than him) sees this and goes apeshit, claws him several times on the back and chest, enough that there were deep scratches visible (she did this to him several times before for reasons just as trivial as this one). Guy decides he's had just about enough of that shit today and gives her a light slap on the wrist. She starts crying and tells everyone that he hit her with all his might and reports him to the coach. Both got away with little to no repercussions. I became moderately good friends with the guy afterwards and he told me that it was legitimately one of the most shameful things he ever did in his life.

[@nightfallen_6785]

Kid picked a fight with me on a bus, broke his face. Almost got suspended, he left me alone for the rest of the year. Worth it

[@jakestone8818]

My mom was in High School in the 80s and a guy in her class liked to flip up her skirt and laugh. Guy gets to Uni and learns that my uncle is a high up in the frat that he pledges (his dad was also a member of that same frat so he didn't have much choice in where he pledged). Guess who ended up wearing skirts for pretty much his entire pledge time, and everyone in the frat, even his fellow pledges, were encouraged to flip his skirt up as often as they could.

[@kzrmxmln]

Year 2002. Ninth grade. I was a skinny, quiet kid sitting alone on a bench, minding my own business when all of a sudden, this silly-looking dude in my class who I barely even knew approaches and insults me out of nowhere. I thought to myself: I have to set the tone or this guy's gonna keep punking me til graduation. So I got up, gave him a quick left on his right side maybe near the liver area and walked away as he grimaced in pain. I have no prior knowledge in boxing, back then. It's just that the area I was sitting at is just a few feet away from where the teachers sit during break so I had to hit him without anyone noticing. After that, he stopped messing with me and we ended up becoming friends. He died a few years after graduation due to hypokalemia. RIP, Dado.

[@samwitherington4386]

Here's a time when I was the wrong person. One time in high school, a friend of mine's brother was getting picked on by some kids in the same year. He had just started High School, while I had a year to go, so I was a few years older than them. For context, at the time I was around 6ft 2. I'm not a very physically capable person, but these kids (who were pretty much half my height, they were all pre-growth spurt) didn't see that. I walked up to the brother and cheerily asked how he was doing. The lead bully turned to tell me to go away, only to realise in the most cartoonish manner that his head went up to my waist, before slowly panning to reach my face. Needless to say, they stopped messing with him at that point.

[@FerretTwister]

8:01 is absolutely beyond wholesome and shoes even the scariest men respect old women. Peter Steele was a prime example of this too.

[@paradox3267]

This happened about 10 years ago what when I was in the 6th grade. Back then I had only been living in America for about 2 years and my English was pretty bad, throw in a stutter on top of that and you can imagine that a lot of people would make fun of me for it. I ignored most of them, couldn't really care less what they said about me. There was this one guy however, let's call him trey, who would always take it too far. While most people stopped at just calling me names and make fun of the way I couldn't pronounce many words correctly, Trey would often get physical and push me around. I was a very angry kid back then, got into more fights that i can count, but I did my best to ignore all of his BS because my mom was getting fed up with me getting into fights and said I'd be in deep shit if i got into another fight. He sat next to me in one of my classes so that gave him plenty of time to mess with me when the teacher wasn't looking. Then one day i was having a really bad day, can’t remember why, but it was getting harder and harder to control my anger. At some point during class that day Trey decided to say some unsavory things about my mother and that's what pushed me over the edge. I grabbed a pen from my desk and stabbed him in the face with it. Made a hole in his cheek. He stopped messing with me after that. I surprisingly didn't get in trouble for that one, aside from a call home that I had "scratched" a classmate. Also surprised they didn't press charges. I ended up going to a different school the following year, probably because of how many times i got in trouble at that school. Saw Trey again 4 years later sophomore year of high school. Still had the scar on his cheek and was now very afraid of me. I was also 6'1" 200lbs by then so that probably helped a bit too

[@isabella_draws]

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[@beccarchive]

Omg... I get to talk about Beast Mode...... I was in college leaving Target with my roommate, and we were behind a little red sedan waiting to turn into the street. It was like three lanes, all backed up at a red light, classic Florida traffic. Guy in front of us got Super Pissed at some van that I guess he thought should have let him in? Idk all I know is this guy gets Big Mad, gets out of his car (wearing a shirt that said Beast Mode Activated) and goes up to the van's passenger side window, punching it, gesturing towards it, trying to coax van guy out to fight him. Finally van guy does a kind of defeated "have it your way" gesture. He comes out and rounds the van - cowboy hat, a good two feet taller than Beast Mode, and just ABSOLUTELY beats Beast Mode into the pavement. He crawled back into his sedan and squealed away.

[@ShadowCatGaming26]

If you hit someone hard and they are still smiling, you have to be wary. If the same guy doesn’t do something and just leaves, be grateful that they didn’t break your bones or pray for them to not jump you later.

[@WarhavenSC]

4:59 -- Something similar happened to a friend of a friend at a party. He warned that the guy gets belligerent and hostile when he gets drunk because of his size (6'4, over 300 lbs), and sure enough, he did. He started mouthing off to a shorter, stockier, guy who kept calmly telling him to back down and cool off. The belligerent drunk then sucker punched the stocky guy right in the chops. The stocky guy, blood pouring out his nose, just calmly looked at him and exclaimed, "You hit like a _b***h!"_ The drunk knew he extra f'd up as the stocky guy then explained in not so kind words that he already had two strikes, was on parole, and if things went down, he'd straight up murder his stupid ass, since he'd get minimum life anyway as his third strike for breaking parole. [edit] oops. Wrong timestamp.

[@frontiervirtcharter]

Friend of mine had a state wrestling championship in high school, figured he could fight so he joined the local boxing gym where several pros trained. After he had been working out a few weeks, figured he was ready to be a sparring partner and got in the ring with one of the up-and-coming amateurs. "The guy was so fast it felt like he was hitting me with both hands at the same time" .. Same friend was hanging in the park, having a conversation with some guy. Random douchebag bully walks up to the guy and starts giving him a bunch of crap, calling him the 'F' word, and sucker-punches him with what looked like a pretty hard hit, but the guy took the hit without looking like it really affected him. Douchbag kept ranting, and my friend saved douchebag from his own stupidity by grabbing his arms and pointing out how 'you just sucker-punched him and he shook it off like he didn't even feel it. Do you really want to do this?'

[@TheSimpleMan454]

So, this one's a bit dark, but one of my sisters (not by blood) is actually set to be out of jail soon enough, this was a ways back. Her daughter was getting swim lessons, and the swim coach had been abusing both her daughter and one of the other girls. They found him in the pool, with the cover closed a bit over a week after the two girls came to my sister about what had happened. She'd gone out to meet the coach at the pool before closing time, come back alone around two in the morning. Can't say I feel too bad about it, but Jesus W. H. Christ...

[@clintelkins9630]

Story from my grandpa about his brother, both were in the army, so one time the brother is on guard duty at this high clearance area standing guard over the door, checking clearance. This hot shot lieutenant tries to enter without clearance, and after the brother and his guard-mate tried to reason with them, the ltnt tries to walk past and the other guard shot him in the foot. Ltnt tried to court marshal him and the judge said that he was lucky that my grandpa's brothers mate didn't kill him on the spot like he was supposed to.

[@bunny.boo531]

i dont really remeber a lot of it, but my grandfather told me a story about when he was in highschool. his best friend who wasnt all that big was getting picked on by a bully for no reason. he got him to the ground and held him in a choke hold until he said sorry.

[@arandomboi6866]

your grandpa is a freakin' legend 👌

[@jasonkelley8697]

My Dad was in the NAVY during the 70's and during that time a number of people in the military were there because they got in trouble with the law and during their court hearing depending on what they were arrested for the judge would offer them an option, either spend time in jail or join a branch of the military and consider that your jail time served. One guy from my dads ship took the second option but decided after a year he didn't like it and wanted to find a way to get out. (back then there was several ways you could get kicked out one of which was getting into enough fights with other service members, this was the navy remember) well this moron decided he was going to pick a fight with one of his fellow damage controlmen, worst mistake he could ever make. Well the guy he decided to pick a fight with (a nice quiet guy about 6'-5" and well over 200 pounds and had the nickname of Caveman, for a damn good reason). The moron came up behind caveman and hit him in the back of the head with a small hammer... Caveman jerked his head forward a bit then quietly and slowly turned around (as if he hadn't been hit at all) and eyed the moron and said to him "Boy, you just fucked up in more ways then you could ever imagine." Needless to say the moron was quickly flown off the ship 3 days later with more welts and bruises than an amateur MMA fighter on his first day. When higher ups asked around as to what had happened just about everyone said he fell down the stairs... Caveman never got in trouble for it.

[@Phoen1xChan]

My mom is bipolar and has some other things she takes medicine for, one time our landlord came by and had to check out the apartment, my mom wasn't home and my grandparents were there instead. My mom loves to put up pictures or some art or something and the landlord complained about the cost it fix the holes from the nails. After some time he said, quietly "she should just take her fucking medicine", my grandmother, is about 5'5, very sweet old lady, I love her to death and I have never seen her angry, that was the first time I saw her angry. She yelled at him saying "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT HER?! Don't talk about her like that" and was proper pissed off. I myself was about to just kick his fucking ass. When he left, my grandmother asked if she could sit down and if I could make some tea. I have never made tea faster in my life.

[@riley33333]

A bunch of girls decided to mess with my friend (Lets call him john) and bully his sister. Johns sister had been left with a broken leg, a black eye, and many bruises. Johns sister told John all about it. The girls came back from suspension after 2 weeks. Walking in their group of 8 As John gave them a greeting. all i could say is john left no mercy

[@mantelumgamingloilol123]

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[@saltinefromindiana]

I remember this one story my brother told me where he and a now ex-friend had an argument at a lunch table in middle school. The one guy gets mad and starts punching my brother in the side, but like tiny little punches, which my brother responds with a swift backhand to the guy's face so loud it sounded like gun fire. Dude had a bloody nose and just didn’t mess with him for the rest of that lunch period

[@youraveragerobloxplayer6831]

The teacher was like: Dan... try not to break anymore legs, alright? Thanks.

[@neptune_5016]

The little old lady who scolded the bodybuilder guys to stop fighting is priceless.