A String Of Really Bad Luck? American Monster Death Row Granny - Mystery & Makeup GRWM Bailey Sarian

[@yseulttravers955]

The fact that you bring both makeup and true crime together seamlessly makes you my favourite KZbinr! ICONIC.

[@marianalopez3132]

My two favorite things ever

[@taytay4570]

Definitely been my favourite KZbinr from ages now!!!

[@violeta8445]

Yesssss

[@diabla69honey]

Same!!

[@Jigglexphysics]

My husband and I just found her and spent an entire day binge watching her videos 😂She is the first KZbinr I've ever encountered that is 100% genuine.

[@uniquemystique8566]

“Record broke her leg” Me, immediately: SHE’S A BROKEN RECORD

[@nmariegrey]

Oh this needs to be pinned, I totally didnt catch this while watching the video. Round of applause.

[@kristentrep5038]

This is so dang funny! Thank you for this comment!

[@elizabethhayward570]

Love it could not stop laughing you really nailed it. Lol

[@victoriasauceda83]

⁰^⁰

[@HaHa_No47392]

I don't know, I want it to be funny, but I can't laugh at it, because usually when an elderly person breaks their leg, it's the begginning often end.

[@staciazarco7876]

me: bailey: that’s been heavy on my me & bailey: noggin 🤣

[@a.i.3609]

Anyone else ”click” or pop their tongue every time just before also? me: bailey: that's been heavy on my me: _-tongue click-_ noggin’

[@bre4145]

Glad I’m not the only one 😂

[@monique9260]

Yes ! Lol

[@thathumanheaven]

YAS

[@c4tf1sh]

Literally me

[@bluedingo1186]

Moral of the story: don't marry anyone who's first marriage ended because their spouse died under suspish circumstances.

[@charlleedodson]

And their second spouse

[@brandyreynolds183]

Word!

[@gentrykoda]

Another moral of the story: don't marry someone who's been married 5 or 6 times. The problem is with THEM, NOT their spouses. Ask my cousin. She's a pro at it. She's on her 8th husband now. I'm sorry, let me correct that: she's on her 8th future ex-husband. 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[@poisonmantis4191]

@@gentrykoda as soon as you get more than like. two? it's either you or you just have no sense of red flags.

[@terribongers2465]

@@gentrykoda 😂😂 I had a MIL like that!

[@rhiangroves9035]

bailey: aw her birthday just passed No one: Bailey: happy birthday 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@kimberlytuckermoss7187]

😂😂😂

[@jgentges]

Announcing her execution.... hmmmmp there’s a fly

[@brooked6810]

Rhian Groves I died 😂😭😂😭

[@punkypudgy480]

I found this hilarious and my boyfriend was like “did Bailey just wished her happy birthday?” I laughed even harder!

[@creepymoose5541]

I have the same birthday as her 😂😭

[@MarisDirection]

When will your theme song be available on Spotify?

[@gucuya]

Maris_Toledo I Second this.

[@SomeonesCutePrincess]

Would also be fun as a ring tone😁

[@ambitionroad]

Need

[@peachypeppa]

Her "theme song" isn't really hers. It's a bit from "The Simple Life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Look up "Sanasa Simple Life" and you'll see where it came from. She'd probably get sued if she really tried to make money off of it by putting it on spotify

[@april6461]

😂

[@hannaholson4999]

Velma (probably): You know some guys just can't hold their *arsenic*

[@hayliejasmine7231]

Cell block tango💕🤩

[@JeepWrangler2024]

😂

[@sammileigh6096]

Waiting for someone to say this!

[@nalgonabblbbg1370]

He had is comin all alooonnggg (only song wise)

[@brunettewithglasses]

HE HAD IT COMING!

[@emily-crawford-soprano9181]

Dear Bailey, I love how easily you just let us in on your not knowing stuff. You're very clear about what is a fact, and what is a personal theory. Thanks for being so real, love your channel!!

[@Pickarose1107]

She does seem like a very kind soul. And humble. Down to earth.

[@gnd333]

“She Was Born: Step 1” will be the title of the first chapter of my memoir

[@nicolecourtney8688]

I will buy it just for that line lol

[@tristenchunise8030]

Cool name!

[@vawkwardbat]

Looool

[@Elleoaqua]

It's been done

[@nobody8328]

I was born at a very early age

[@madelynharris5952]

nobody: bailey every video: "i'm laughing because...."

[@amandamusic80]

I come from a whole family of inappropriate laughers. It's comforting to know theres others out there 😆. Story time: ok so at my Aunt's funeral my other aunt was crying so hard when she leaned forward ..and when I tell you snot waterfall ..and the sheer panic on her face ..we both lost it, front row. It's honestly not so much the humor but the sheer anxiety and nervousness of the situation it comes out like a reflex, like a stress reaction it's wild though and I can't help it.

[@andykarlson1681]

This should be merch

[@amycross5341]

@@amandamusic80 my brother and I have it so badly too! Same thing happened to us at a funeral

[@bethlamb3286]

I'm not laughing cause its funny.. I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable. Same bailey. Same.

[@elainamishelle]

😂😂😂

[@neptunemeditation5874]

"Was it common back then? I don't know, I wasn't there" - accurate! Can't stand people acting like they know everything :D

[@camilaparedes6261]

Sonia Poseidon this was so funny

[@dezb8510]

My sentiments exactly!

[@anrenes3459]

Seems like her first husband dying might have just happened and she got addicted to the feeling of tragedy around her. An excuse to abuse the pain meds in her mind? Who knows.

[@Venvaneless]

Woah that never occurred to me, but seems very plausible. She was probably not only addicted to the meds but also the compassion and help she received because people thought she was mourning. I think it's even a real condition when I think about it now...

[@Himaryous]

Maybe a kind of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy. She enjoyed the sympathy she received.

[@missionquestthing]

I’m not sure she is responsible for any deaths before the poisoning started, it’s strange for killers to be that diverse and then suddenly just rely on one method.

[@laceye3485]

@@missionquestthingI came to say this. I think she’s only responsible for the poisonings. The fires were accidents and she liked the sympathy that came with losing someone close to you and then created tragedy after that.

[@orlafalconer2314]

“She was born step one” the circle of life by Bailey Sarian

[@kristinheath9723]

So funny 😂🤣

[@monicabuentello4480]

I love her way with words lol. Fave

[@londekaduma4533]

"he was 94 anything could take him out" 🤣

[@mamatekila]

That comment took me out 😂😂😂😂😂

[@natashacarter0214]

Same😩😂😂😂😭

[@asmrtpop2676]

How I’ve felt about Prince Phillip the last five years 😂

[@katsneed7623]

😅🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@1wingedangel597]

Thought I was the only one finding that funny lol

[@mccz572]

No one: Velma's house: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jennawheeler3828]

😂💀😂

[@rvbvtiv]

😂 😂 😂

[@twurtlemaster6920]

It’s not very funny that you’re making fun of her house being on fire

[@Meowgang123]

TwurtleMaster69 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@fishst6233]

@@twurtlemaster6920 🔥🔥🔥

[@katiemathews6501]

I just wanted to point out that because it was the 50s at the time, she kind of had to get a new husband quickly. Women didnt have the rights to have sole bank accounts or houses till the 70s. Its less of moving on and more of survival. But she totally killed those people and is a very bad person lol

[@chelseavaughn2758]

Not trying to be rude or argumentative but I'm not sure how accurate this statement is. I asked my mom (she was born in the 50s) and she said that yes, when you got married you lost your identity but she had a bank account before her marriage which her mother cosigned for since she was underage.

[@kellyann5587]

@@chelseavaughn2758 your mom was born in the 50s. I am sure by the time she had a chance to get a bank account it was the 60s

[@amethyst1826]

@@kellyann5587 She could have had it in the 50s, as a savings account. I guess it depends on where you were!

[@catbeara]

@@chelseavaughn2758 I'm guessing that maybe Velma's parents wouldn't cosign a bank account with her, given their apparent temperaments.

[@gracekeepsittogether4322]

Thanks for insight new vantage point. I usualy try to get insight from both sides, the location, time (era) race, gender and depending what politics are at the time. Sadly the latter could make serious factor even if nothing do w/ case. (Hope expressed overall thoughts

[@bjones2600]

*fifth person mysteriously dies around Velma* me, an intellectual: Jinkies.

[@karid.4371]

Haha

[@HeyitsBri_]

Zoinks

[@sheilaspaulding8812]

Oh yea! Velma - Scooby Doo haha

[@nomdeplume2213]

Bazinga

[@madeleinedunn3797]

Suspish

[@sherylblack2031]

Steps to survive: 1. Don’t move in with Velma 2. Don’t bicker with Velma

[@jessicajohnson5817]

3. Dont question Velma

[@HermunthrudaWaldheim]

Just be a mother, when you have given birth to Velma. Or just behave like a father, when you have impregnaned your wife with Velma.

[@verda_renee]

Don't be a living person existing in Velma's general vicinity.

[@MichelleCurtis2008]

dont even blink at velma

[@mhsbnsih2905]

Me getting really into the story Ad: DOVE SOPE IS GREAT FOR YOUR SKIN

[@shvntv]

“ she was born : step one ” 😂😂

[@StewardofAutumn]

Was a big step lol

[@kimberlytuckermoss7187]

😂😂😂🤜🤛

[@StewardofAutumn]

@Jocelyn Rabinowitz the big bang

[@oliviamiranda8496]

😂😂

[@aestheticallysyd7789]

Exactly what I was going to comment 😂 that got me!

[@LadyEowyn]

Bailey: Guess what'son the autopsy report. Me: Aqua Tofana Bailey: Arsenic Me: Or that

[@erinarmstrong7861]

Love this channels inside jokes

[@emilyburnett8683]

Bailey: “only the room her husband was in burns down...” Me: susPISH! 👀

[@alexiasaturn00]

"Stomach virus"

[@deltableu]

"... you know, some men just can't hold their arsenic..."

[@melvol6792]

HE HAD IT COMING

[@RadicxlRoses120]

HE HAD IT COMING ALL ALONG

[@JeSuisDeTexas]

pop six squish bish

[@livmccloskey2321]

I DIDNT DO IT, BUT IF ID DONE IT

[@aformentionedthesaurus]

YOU KNOW THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

[@kaylaorgon670]

and guess what .... bailey: he ends up .... bailey & me: DYING 👀

[@camilaparedes6261]

Kayla Orgon suspish

[@russiagoeshard]

Suspish

[@MamaBearwithASnaggletooth]

@@russiagoeshard very suspish. 🤔

[@gabbehj6486]

Lindsay Nash suspish ...

[@stqrsz]

i think she killed those people who argued or bickered with her because it might’ve reminded her of the abuse her father had with her

[@skairdykat]

Bailey: Guess what was on the autopsy report? Everybody: Aqua Tofanaaa

[@Metroid250]

I bursted out laughing 🤣

[@jahzaramarage8307]

literally I said it like 5 times

[@_TinyTitan]

Really though. 🙈😬

[@Tanya-xs7ql]

Yessss

[@sitaraamin1115]

😂😂😂

[@mrsp7481]

Bailey: what can we learn from this? Me: make your own fecking drink!

[@aestheticallysyd7789]

I can’t be the only one who automatically thinks “Aqua Tofana” every time someone’s poisoned here. 😅😅

[@BeeBadu]

Me too

[@pollyrg97]

Also "I don't know what she spent the money on." Aquatofana.

[@aestheticallysyd7789]

Polly RG yessssssss

[@AngelaCocuzzi]

MY FIRST THOUGHT

[@rykkikriner7711]

No i was thinking about that the whole time...😂

[@jociechavez]

“He was 94, anything could take him out” 😂😂😂

[@tasnimaahsan7926]

"he was sixteen years old--" me: 😦🤢 "--er than velma" me: oh okay

[@brandigabriel6921]

I had the same exact thought! I was like "What the -- ...oh, okay."

[@beyondmyfears]

i had the same thought 💀💀💀

[@Izabellaeats]

i was like disgusted but i said sugar daddy

[@CowboyHatsAndKuchen]

Same

[@brookewisnewski7732]

This comment killed me HAHAAHAH love it

[@kaelyn6128]

"Velma is just going through it" *laughs* "I'm laughing because; I'm not sure.. so, we move forward" BAAHHAHA

[@ChiefKeef1738]

Me: *has a bad day* Bailey: *uploads* Me: :-)

[@heaven4395]

Kinsey UwU ok but bailey is not about to help me pass this midterm- lemme do this hw

[@cakebatter0522]

Kinsey UwU sums up my day

[@brookemckinley9044]

Kinsey UwU SAME!!!

[@kay1364]

Honestly yes

[@dmak90]

Samesies 🥰🥰🥰

[@bethanybrookes666]

Doctors: we don’t know what killed them, what is going on? Me: Aqua Tofana

[@Pickarose1107]

I had the same reaction 🤣 even commented that b4 reading a few comments. U can totally tell us die hard fans of Bailey! 🥰

[@bethanybrookes666]

@@Pickarose1107 I only started watching her a few months ago but I’ve binge watched pretty much all of her crime videos 😅

[@xoxo2450]

"HE WAS 91 SO ANYTHING COULD TAKE HIM OUT" 💀😭

[@essiainsalo3342]

94 actually

[@eve8500]

He was 94 🥴💀💀

[@deveniethegreatest]

💀

[@RP-ez2jm]

Callie Smith because facts 😂 still funny though

[@AlaskaJules907]

😂🤣☠

[@ab-jf2re]

“This was in the ‘50s... was it uncommon then? I don’t know, I wasn’t there” 😂

[@cupcakesyary]

ab2016 🤣🤣

[@cupcakesyary]

I need this on a shirt 😂

[@meganmary92]

I laughed at that one too.

[@BaileyDir]

honestly kinda sad the Halloween series is over with🥺😂

[@zwitter_zwitter]

_did you mean:_ HIT LIKE IF BAILEY (SARIAN) IS BEAUTIFUL \/ \/ \/

[@isthatjackson]

Me too!

[@user-fh8no8pj1u]

Bailey dirt HIT LIKE IF BAILEY (SARIAN) IS GORG \/\/\/\/

[@stephanieaustin6950]

I love the costume looks!

[@adamtexhill2400]

So glad you covered this one. Velma Barfield was from my hometown. She got her poison from the local hardware store on main street. She's pretty infamous around here.

[@elanaLlama]

Yikes!!!😮

[@Highlands_]

she’s the only person I can find that makes the stories interesting and that doesn’t have a dull voice when talking about them. I love it🙌🏻

[@meggswaggs5965]

I also really like Eleanor Neale !

[@sarahgracie2536]

It feels like I'm listening to my best friend filling me in on the latest gossip! lol

[@anasegura2263]

try kendal rae!

[@yousocrazy90]

Buzzfeed unsolved 👏🤗

[@EdnaStMary]

Bella Fiori is also legit😊

[@lennyball3885]

I laughed so hard during this video... not due to the subject matter. But because Baileys antics. Shes the only one that can make these stories less dark. I love her personality!

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

you come for the cases but you stay for bailey UwU

[@savage_karma]

I know. Me too. I'm obsessed.

[@cassiefowler3835]

@@savage_karma me to!!

[@shelleycorum9977]

She reminds me of someone working in firefighting or law enforcement. They have to laugh about things others wouldn't. It's a coping mechanism that keeps you from losing your mind. ❤️

[@aminasobhi5697]

i love how much she knows about the stories , it shows how dedicated she is to these true crime stories

[@brandiwillert7216]

My fiance and I used to have documentary nights where we'd choose a true crime story to watch and we'd have their last supper as our dinner or snack

[@duaa378]

That’s dark. I love it

[@yoitsme5640]

that sounds awesome

[@krystaljarvis-squire9966]

Nice.

[@arielwesley1202]

That is a cool and weird date night. I love it.

[@anitahanchey7714]

The Velma Virus.

[@oshinaymayes6061]

Was waiting on your upload I was like uhm where tf is my boo bailey at 🤣

[@willowtree3644]

Same lol

[@verech9867]

Lol same use to be at 1pm my time now it's at 2, so there I was refreshing for a whole hour 😂😂

[@Tonnylove]

Oshinay Mayes literally thought the same thing lol

[@glossbones]

@@verech9867 It was 1 pm PST today :)

[@charnenemayne2896]

Bailey " Record broke her leg" My brain "oh no, a broken Record"

[@yokelbarries147]

😂🤣

[@sonyafardis5802]

🤣🤣

[@NaNa-bm7di]

Hahaha NICE

[@farvva_]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@erikawood6744]

Oh man, I was coming to comment this!! 🤣🤣

[@allysonrusso873]

Bailey: What can we learn from this? Me: Don't abuse your kids.

[@geminibaby47]

Allyson Russo Absolutely!! I feel like most of these cases wouldn’t exist if people were just better parents :(

[@traceymoulds9476]

my mind went to "make your own drinks" lol

[@kristinbagani2811]

Me (with Bailey’s voice in my head) : “Make better choices.”

[@ivantheterriblepart3]

I’m l

[@nickigregersen1826]

Moral of the story: interview anyone you’re going to potentially date and ask how many of their exes have died 🤦‍♀️

[@DaiLa727]

What if they say, "All of them." 🤭

[@margiestirk3593]

RIGHT! Now days you just need to do a complete interview and background check before even speaking to anyone

[@missionquestthing]

Or even just how many times have you been married?

[@krystaljarvis-squire9966]

How many deaths were suspish and untimely?

[@krystaljarvis-squire9966]

@@DaiLa727 run. Run in the opposite direction as fast as you can. Pack a bag, catch a flight, leave the country. Change your number.

[@ashleyinternet2035]

Please never stop this series I have so much stress in my life and I look forward to this every week your so likeable and personable and you makeup always look great

[@melaniepaquette3945]

"Was it uncommon then?" "I don't know I wasn't there" Am I the only one who finds this super funny???

[@jordannenichole]

Melanie Paquette this made me lol, I was looking for this comment

[@kayleyorebaugh7117]

I literally choked, from laughing 😂 her personality, timing and editing is just perfect

[@lovebtwnthelines]

That was SO funny to me! 😂😂

[@sonyafardis5802]

Absolutely hilarious 🤣

[@aprilt6537]

Hahaha I love Bailey she’s hilarious!!!

[@Justjulia.w]

“Happy November, we made it” Me from the future “Just wait Bailey.”

[@Uninvited72]

Truth

[@crystalmarie6670]

This the comment 😂❤️

[@crystalmarie6670]

Side note I love how Bailey supporters are seem so easily going you can comment to them without feeling nervous and bond over the love for bailey

[@charity7273]

Hahahahah, yes! Jussssssssttttt wait for it

[@brookeygirlzz]

This 😂

[@RosannaAn14]

Not related to this topic, but I'm so happy I can follow every videos of yours with subtitles due my hearing disability!

[@friendlydark]

my monday evening is sorted edit: velma is one of the most “hidden in plain sight” killers i’ve ever heard of

[@nomdeplume2213]

Where was Scooby and shaggy to pull off her mask when you need em lol

[@TayofPentacles]

The title tho “American monster death row granny” 😂

[@Jessa8891]

That’s what she is called! Google it. Lol 😂

[@julestheduck]

That moment when you Google “does arsenic have a taste” and realize after that your search history looks hella *suspish* 😂

[@emiv592]

Does it? Save my search history haha

[@3v3ry1]

Julia yea you already checked so... tell us??

[@kaileeruddy990]

Ferns gonna see it and be like ummmm suspish

[@emiv592]

@@3v3ry1 I ended up googling it myself in the 'how to find out if you have arsenic poisoning' way, appearantly it tastes sort off metallic and your breath ends up smelling like garlic(weirdly specific info..), plus your nails will change color. You'd be very confused as well, appearantly, so that can't help with figuring out that you have, in fact, been poisoned. I hope none of us will ever find out if this is truely the taste. So anyways, don't eat garlic around people you don't trust or are married to, appearantly, because knowing you have garlic breath may give you a clue to go to the hospital, I guess?

[@imsrryoisin]

We have incognito mode for a reason 😌

[@reynaaxx]

12:08 "Doctors were unable to diagnose what caused Lillians illness.. " Me: .... _Aqua Tofana_

[@theocanavan651]

“The fire only happened in the room Thomas was in” .....suspish 👀

[@rawanalowaini9526]

I think she did but she denied because he was the father of her kids and they will be upset if they know

[@amethyst1826]

That's because the fire brigade got there in time to save the rest of the house!

[@kaileyboo3150]

In the room where it happened the room where it happened the room where it happened -Hamilton 🤣

[@fcghonesty745]

@@kaileyboo3150 very unsettling 😱😅😂😂😝

[@chris-rq2le]

Someone around Velma: dies Velma: jinkies!

[@remiphoto4786]

as soon as you said “stomach pains” i knew she was poisoning them

[@JeSuisDeTexas]

aquatofanaaa

[@Morgan0216]

Unfortunately not finishing school was very common. My grandmother dropped out in the 8th grade, so that she could help take care of her family. She had to grow up too fast, and I feel like that’s why she resented her childhood. She always put herself down for not knowing things that I knew. I wish she would’ve known her true worth, whether she has finished school or not. I miss her so much 😔

[@JordanS-ww4eu]

I’m so sorry Morgan 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@saraee1234567]

I’m starting to notice nearly all these start with “grew up with father who was abusive towards him/her and their mother” makes you wonder if it all comes down to that? Nature vs nurture 🤔🤔🤔

[@mollygabrielle]

saraee1234567 I always think about that too. Got to be a combination ya know? It’s nuts how the mind works

[@nikiichan]

Sometimes i think they might use that to get a lighter sentence. I was abused as a kid by my father and like welma my mum did absolutely nothing. I haven't killed anyone and don't plan on it. I still dont have a great relationship with my parents nor like loads of super supportive loving friend groups or anything because the abuse messed with my ability to socialize normally.

[@ahmedbarakat2809]

@@BaileySarian it's a combination of nature and nurture. There are alot of people from abusive families and now are fine. I think u must have smth up there not working and nurture help it come out. I think if parents were loving some of these wouldn't happen for sure

[@lt.2992]

Unwanted/Unplanned & neglected children are dangerous to society

[@ahmedbarakat2809]

@@lt.2992 i really think that chinese laws about having only one child and if u have more u pay a fine is goob bc people really think before bringing children into this world

[@Aaronfigs]

Bailey: “who did we talk about last week ? ... oh we talked about joe “ Me : JOE MAMA

[@Honeydbunny]

Smooth

[@sgrace6813]

"What can we learn from this?" Don't poison people.

[@TheCountessBurlesque]

Fun fact: Velma's last meal was a pack of Cheez Doodles and a can of coke...

[@laureauvray7948]

ew

[@brandyreynolds183]

I can't say anything if I woulda been on death row right outta highschool it woulda been lime hot cheetos abd a vanilla coke 😂

[@lizmariequinn]

@@brandyreynolds183 facts😂

[@jamiekensington1155]

Two bottles of coke in fact lol

[@elenilove2125]

Honestly, same

[@lunacassieladventures]

Found Bailey through her Facebook Videos and immediately binge watched all of them! I love how she tells these stories without trying hard. I just love how she is just like talking to us as her friends.

[@sreenandana2382]

Same...true

[@cassandrarinehart9970]

Yes I wish she would do a podcast

[@DaiLa727]

Same

[@traciwilliams3900]

I agree. She’s a great story teller and that’s not easy.

[@lunacassieladventures]

@@cassandrarinehart9970 She has a podcast now in Spotify! ❤

[@MariaDiaz-ih7os]

“If you date Velma... you’re probably gonna die” I am beyond sent 🤣💀

[@urlocalmenace_.]

😂😂😂

[@kassidyking4633]

i showed my best friend one of your videos and she goes “HOW CAN SHE TELL SUCH A SPECIFIC STORY AND DO HER MAKEUP” me : girl idk skill

[@nickparedes5]

i’ve had these videos on shuffle in my airpod while working and it’s made work 20 times more bearable

[@gail6552]

No disrespect to the 94 year old but when she was like “anything can take him out” I snorted just a little bit

[@ashleylanthorn3732]

That one destroyed me 😂😂😂

[@janeseraeromero4276]

😝

[@krystaljarvis-squire9966]

🙀😂😂😂😂

[@SassyCasy]

I love the new background like the green, id love to see how u set up your background it’s always so well put together

[@rudyinparis1]

Yeessss

[@SweetDeath777]

*Bailey:* "he was left with really bad migrains and in order to cope with them he turned to alcohol *me who gets migrains from alcohol:* looks at the camera like I'm in the office

[@ryantaylormontanez]

Nephelim I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 💀👏🏻

[@SpecialBlanket]

seriously. alcohol causes migraines and opioids can cause rebound migraines. anyone in this comments section who is actually helped by those things??

[@mariamghaniii]

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

[@prisonmike4592]

You’d be da bell of da ball

[@lynnevetter]

@@prisonmike4592 hahahahaha

[@delightful23]

I really try to venture out and watch other true crime docs... but I always come back to you cuz no one else compares! Love your funny and brilliant, analytical mind!!! My only suggestion is longer videos! 😂❤️🥰👍🏻

[@BrieWhitfield1991]

Christina Randall is really great too!

[@Elietaisfairy]

I also recommend That chapter

[@Thebesties131]

I used to hate true crime stuff because it's depressing, however recently I've been listening to some, and it can hook ya in. I like Bailey, I also love Christina randall too. She has a cool back story that I appreciate. With Bailey, it's fun to be able to watch her do makeup while listening to the story. They're both awesome 😊

[@svnny05]

No one: Bailey: “it’s not funny.” Me: 😂❤️

[@victoriaz5216]

The only part of Monday’s that I enjoy ❤️

[@ericajames1974]

Victoria Z same here

[@nadiar.4638]

"Not many women have been sentenced the death penalty" Unless we count witches and Henry VIII's wives

[@lindamaemullins5151]

A few queens and “royals” also nuns I think- 🧐

[@Skinny4406]

😂🤣😂

[@solomeaquinn4708]

great point, actually ! i wish more people caught on

[@tracyhaynes8824]

Well said!

[@ashleasmith-garner6677]

Singing the intro whenever someone comes in the house is HILARIOUS. My husband thinks you and I are nuts now...its official you put a stamp in our house

[@ainehoyle7558]

bailey: he had arsenic in his body no one: me: AQUA TOFANAAAAA

[@precisediamondTV]

😄

[@boikanomodipa6153]

You know wassup!!😂

[@vampire20518]

Yes! Me too!

[@julianacreekmore7167]

Sidenote: My uncle was her lawyer 😂 even after her execution, his friends used to think it was funny to leave him post it notes saying that Velma called. She was notorious for calling him as often as she could.

[@honeyartstudios]

Lol

[@WhateverULike02]

Can you ask him if she ever admitted to a motive?

[@julianacreekmore7167]

WhateverULike02 unfortunately he passed in 2010 after a long bout of cancer. If only I knew enough to ask at the time I would have. Wish I could.

[@honeyartstudios]

juliana creekmore sorry ):

[@WhateverULike02]

I’m sorry for your loss😞

[@kaitdean7188]

I do think the green backgrounds looks tight with bailey’s eyes I think they are hazel? But super pretty regardless

[@sabrinagooch8190]

Y'all $80 was like $8,000 back then and yes dropping out to get married was super common in the 50s

[@aurorarieder6058]

"If you date velma your probably gonna die!" Perfect for Sam Winchester

[@zurielwilliams8008]

The fact that I understand this 🤯

[@krystalplyler5200]

That's awesome. Poor Sam.

[@tulip.tentacles3826]

A Death Paradox Either one burns on a ceiling or the other falls ill with a missing checkbook But which one goes first?? 👀

[@arianacampos1170]

Amy Steele no, its more about the fact that all of Sam’s girlfriends are dead

[@PhoenixMilk]

That is very true

[@aurorabella3533]

Bailey: ".. a mentor to what?" Me in my head: "GET. BETTER. IDOLS!"

[@9babyblu]

I thought for sure she was going to say that! Lol

[@cafulcher1968]

As soon as Bailey says:"And Velma started dating..." Me "Here comes yet another death!" You get Arsenic, he gets Arsenic... Everyone gets Arsenic!

[@kristina-ob9cz]

gotta love the arsenic 😂

[@bloodymetalangel287]

IM DYING 😂

[@rebeccat8482]

@@bloodymetalangel287 dying? Do you know, or are you dating Thelma? 🤔

[@amethyst1826]

@@kristina-ob9cz Does it taste nice?

[@kristina-ob9cz]

@@amethyst1826 Yes it hardly has any flavor :)

[@NicolesBookishNook]

Arsenic poisoning? Nay, nay, I say! It's… AQUA TOFANAAAAAAA!

[@Caeljharden]

Hmm, I guess you could say she did some Record-breaking things. . . Get it? Cuz Record broke her leg...? ...I’ll go home.

[@deserthoney]

I get it!!💀🤣😂

[@lilywxjzu]

“last week we talked about joe” me in my head : don’t say whose joe don’t say whose joe don’t say wh-

[@advantgardeboy2007]

lily. Who's joe?

[@paulinazaleska4917]

@@advantgardeboy2007 Joe mama

[@brunettewithglasses]

@@paulinazaleska4917 this guy gets it

[@advantgardeboy2007]

Paulina Zaleska thank you, I thought he was joe daddy

[@someonesomeone1998]

lily. My teacher has a child named joe and we were allowed to call her joe mama

[@Ohmygh0st]

me: bailey: sha- me: SHANA SHAAA SHANA SHAAA SHANA SHAHA SHANA SHAAAAAA bailey: 👁👄👁

[@crystaldobson6038]

This makeup look with your eye color and hair color and the green background.. *chefs kiss*

[@cheyennedevore8381]

I love how when Bailey "answers" phone calls, she holds up the first available thing as a "phone" lol

[@DogLover4Lyfe]

It cracks me up everytime!

[@keelywagner9953]

same lol

[@KStarr-nl2ok]

😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@kayleyorebaugh7117]

I have always done this too 😂 I love how wholesome she is, taking phone calls on any object like it’s a walkie talkie 🤣

[@emma4955]

Whenever I need to pull an all-nighter, I watch a couple of your videos and then my anxiety keeps me up. So thank you for helping me pass tests and finish essays.

[@britneyvestal6432]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ElizRued]

The stories gave me anxiety one night I couldnt sleep but her voice so calming. It's weird combo

[@antoniayallop4530]

Opposite for me. Suffer terribly with tinnitus so I need noise to sleep and I like her voice 😁

[@ghitanajid3893]

Im the total opposite, whenever I gotta sleep I just watch one or 2 short episodes and then iM GONE.

[@serenitystorie2554]

They help me fall asleep...

[@laurasolis9941]

Bailey: and guess what was on the autopsy report?? What could it be?? Me: Aqua tofanaaaaaa Bailey: arsenic. Me: oh ok

[@LUTfam4]

😂🤣😂

[@meggswaggs5965]

Basically aqua tofana though

[@Queengoddess_creations]

😂😂the best comment

[@mrsc896]

Keep seeing this on comments, what is aqua tofana???

[@vanityplates3125]

@@mrsc896 so did you watch the video??

[@slightlybluebubbles4528]

Is it bad that watching Bailey puts me in a better mood 😂

[@elizabethquintana2409]

“Was it uncommon? I don’t know? I wasn’t there.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@georgiabarone271]

Bailey: "So Velma met...." Me: "Welp that's them dead 🤷🏻‍♀️"

[@libbynguyen6180]

it’s my favorite day of the weeeeek for this upload and this upload only!

[@gointhruthagigz-recoverysp2482]

Same! ❤❤❤❤

[@lucytabar6889]

I totally agree! ;))

[@ericajames1974]

Same

[@Persephone_Personified]

Velma just should’ve stuck with her friends solving mysteries

[@marthasalter405]

I love how folks find Jesus in prison and then lose him as soon as they get out.

[@carbonblxck]

Maybe he lives there

[@marlonisaac1]

You are so right! It happens so much. I don't even believe in religion and I even started reading the Bible when I got in some trouble and put in jail, but like you said it didn't last long.

[@carolbaskin1857]

@@carbonblxck lol

[@RainbowAnimeCupcake]

Religion has always been picked up the strongest by people with little hope, and once things get better they often stop believing as vigorously because they don’t need the hope it provides anymore

[@karimecolettadominguez]

😂😂😂

[@stassiedwin6400]

It's 12:30 here in Kenya, Africa and Yessss I was waitinnnngggggg for my bedtime story🥴😌

[@nikitadikaya6594]

Nobody: Litterally not a single soul: Bailey: im laughing because

[@ellasoundy8508]

It would be funny if you spelt literally right

[@journeymoody3535]

Fishing with Ella fym - tell me what she spelled wrong ...

[@ObsidianNightFury]

Me: *sitting here eating peanut M&Ms while watching Bailey talk about people dying and some gross stuff*

[@christa4338]

Lesson learned: 1)google everyone, 2) make sure ex’s are still alive

[@jessihall4100]

3) make sure their name is not Velma

[@jhan1yah]

@@jessihall4100 step 4 make sure your house is fire proof..

[@pattycake8272]

Funny thing... my ex died months after we were divorced. He accused me (while married) that I was trying to poison him. I told him he wasn't worth prison time, he then said well maybe not then.

[@oxoxoxoxo1155]

@@pattycake8272 suspension 👀

[@pattycake8272]

@@oxoxoxoxo1155 arsenic, like I could even get a hold of it without being found out. I was mad because he said he took some scrambled eggs and some general tso chicken to the cops. I wanted to eat that chicken later and it was missing!

[@afriedpan]

“Some men just can’t hold their arsenic” Is all I can think of watching this

[@bigdumby7019]

I’m starting to think there are no men that can hold their arsenic anymore 😤

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

I knew someone would make that musical reference.

[@gentrykoda]

He had it coming...😉

[@Himaryous]

Did he have it coming all along?

[@cookinwithninarose336]

My fav movie He had it coming

[@jiji9873]

I like how you tell the story in a way that even though we figure it’s Velma, it could possibly be somebody else.(at least in the beginning) Makes the story intriguing to listen to👌🏾❣️