Making a Centrifugal TURKEY Cooking Machine

[@ExplosiveKaboom]

I love how Colin just casually says "I've smashed a washing machine" like its something everyone has done.

[@lostsoulfy658]

I've done it for fun, 3 times, I dunno why but nothing last where I live lol

[@AS-lu7gm]

Have you not?

[@zezeromender6920]

I tore apart a washing machine with my uncle once

[@scrammusic2618]

When did he say that

[@CraftnBuild223]

no put the washing machine on full speed and throw and brick in a RUN

[@2012spacetraveler]

Holy Cow!!!!! No safety Tie, Taking danger to the next level

[@Starlotte]

Best comment

[@ZLDSmogless]

It's a Furze invention, it's never safe!

[@VeraTheTabbynx]

"We need a motor, so I've smashed a washing machine" I love this man's mind.

[@mr.darlek9352]

I think he is The Doctor from Doctor Who

[@mr.darlek9352]

And I like how he can explain stuff to us without being confusing

[@MajorTrashPanda]

Canadian bacon is good👌

[@soarin226]

Mr. darlek matt smith or david tennant? Actually that seems like a very matt Smith thing to do

[@gibus_4043]

UGU Zach he’s British

[@avremi_raps]

I cant stress enough how amazing his "childlike- enthusiasm" is. Its amazing

[@poppingpro40]

its mind blowing how smart you are with just a plumbing background. I could swear you were an engineer

[@JediSentinal]

wait he's not? im a newer sub so dont know

[@tyranisoar7401]

“Plumbing background”. Also, even if you are a newer sub, watch more of his older vids. SO gold

[@ashginsberg7472]

If he gets an engineering degree he'll actually take over the world

[@chriswyatt9869]

Doctor Eww he is watching his older vids lol

[@TheRussell747]

Technically he is an engineer because of what he does, but he just doesnt have a degree in engineering. He'd qualify for most mechanical engineering positions especially, but due to not having a degree he would probably get overlooked. (Assuming we forget his KZbin exists, since it is clear evidence of his skill and capabilities as an engineer)

[@chrisfix]

This is awesome man! You know how to have fun and get 'er done!

[@alainoramas4208]

ChrisFix I didn't know you like him lmao

[@jasonmurawski126]

I’m late to the party but you should make a Christmas car and have one of these in it

[@FARMERHARDY]

Now I know all my favorite KZbinrs all watch each other

[@silentgaming5933]

XD

[@DaNnY12301]

Jason Murawski hcchhh

[@DrynGaming]

7 years to the day that this was posted, and it was recommended to me. Good job KZbin you did something good for once

[@stueypooy22]

How about installing a bit of plexiglass in the lid so you can see how the turkey is going?

[@ian-c.01]

+Holty Where's the fun in that ?

[@drumintercourse]

+Holty other than melting from the heat itd probably fog up

[@stueypooy22]

Fuck, I'm being roasted harder than that turkey

[@adamhensall2099]

+drumintercourse you could just put s tiny hole with a metal ringlet like your everyday pan Lid

[@ian-c.01]

You could just open the lid and if you didn't want hot turkey soup in your face, turn off the motor.

[@Blackmist64]

This man has to be on several government lists

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Ganelon I think he's on all of them

[@Kari-tu3fs]

I think that had to create new lists because of him

[@Mark_87]

I hope so Giant asteroid headed our way I want him on the "how to smash it" team

[@thatguyoverthere531]

But it's all the good ones.

[@TheRussell747]

Hes on the list of "people we want on our side during a civil war"

[@screew708]

"There is some method behind this madness" - pretty much sums up colins projects.

[@MrLetsfifa12]

I swear to god Colin is the one person that desserves so many more subs and views , fucking amazing lad , love him!

[@CJODell12]

More and more people are discovering him every day.

[@rasheedjello]

I literally watch this every thanksgiving and eat while watching (:

[@MeLikeBigBoom]

5:30 hahaha

[@Duarte_GB]

your unturned vida really help dude.

[@Duarte_GB]

your unturned vids really help dude.

[@Dalaxsis36]

+MeLikeBigBoom I saw it too xDD

[@usop382]

+MeLikeBigBoom "interesting"

[@Daniel-fc5ok]

hey I didn't know you watch colinfurze

[@electronicsNmore]

That is some collection of cordless drills. :-) You do beautiful work. I'm having visions of that entire unit shaking like crazy/vibrating when the turkey is on that shaft spinning at high speeds. It will be interesting to see the next video!

[@Kooooooosh]

Colin you are genuinely such a huge inspiration, and I was quite astounded when you said you have had no engineering training and only have a background in plumbing. You are seriously an incredibly intelligent person to not only come up with these ideas, but to have the mechanical knowledge to built all of these systems. Massive respect!

[@TheGardenSnake]

Replace water with cooking oil and throw bacon it there somewhere = merica

[@ckop90]

Yes jake!! merica!

[@BraveFart69]

Pfft ha yes

[@xanthopoulos1825]

Jake? Since when are you here??

[@pug3706]

+Jake TheGardenSnake JAKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Desklamp1234]

+Mata Dukic and forgot the YEEEEHAWWW

[@montey2]

This stuff definately deserves more exposure, brilliant :D

[@CMDR_John_Crichton]

This man is the living embodiment of the concept of "Because I fucking can."

[@CJODell12]

That makes perfect sense.

[@ascasc9957]

agreed

[@The_Foible]

“Interesting” took me a minute lol.

[@JackClayton123]

I’m an engineer and have worked with a (very) few people like him. Come up with an engineered solution, and they will present a simpler, better solution. The engineers would listen to them as an equal because they were just that good.

[@truckstreestoys]

add a heating element in the lid for roasting the skin. right now it just makes...boiled turkey???

[@Noxidsignorantia]

+Alex Mas yea I agree. I am a massive hater of boiled fowl it just make it sloppy with no flavor.

[@ian-c.01]

+Alex Mas That's assuming it stays in one piece !

[@queenofyeay]

+Alex Mas Yeah, sounds like boiling turkey from the inside out to me... I dunno, but if Colin thinks turkey is dry he sure as hell has been cooking it wrong! At the very least I thought he'd pump some sort of marinade through the bird... not just water. If, instead of a massive flow of water and spinning the bird like crazy , he used a gravity fed drip system with a watered down and heated marinade going into the copper pipe then slowly turn the bird over an open flame he'd probably have a nice juicy turkey that looks awesome... rather than a straight up boiled bird!

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

+Alex Mas Try a pulse jet to crisp up the skin!

[@Dragongaga]

+MISTERComaToes But that's the point of a furze machine, to go FAST. Instead of the electric engine, he should use a pulse jet and a heat exchanger to roast the turkey from the outside, while it's being cooked from the inside (a heat exchanger and not the direct heat from the jet engine, so he doesn't get any nasty fuel taste in the bird)

[@TrapMusicNow]

*SPIN GOD DAMN YOU!*

[@doglo4080]

when Colin is in a playful mood EVERYONE GET DOWN

[@imtrying3896]

Colin's best video.

[@Slowboi335xi]

colin you are seriously my idol, like your personality is so happy and awesome, thank you for uploading videos they get me through allot of sad times, whenever im sad just throw on a colin furze video and i no joke get pretty dang happy thank you for your amazing work

[@alexmarklew5962]

I can't believe I watched this 5 years ago when it came out

[@mraider94]

Two things that worry me about this. 1. Bearing lube flavored turkey doesn't sound that great. 2.Spinning it very fast i think as it cooks will fling it apart unless you have a netted turkey.

[@brendanhillz187]

Can you fill that thing with oil and deep fry your turkey?

[@MrShanrai]

+B Hillz That would be awesome!

[@firegraff]

+B Hillz just saying.....that might be more a weapon than anything....scolding hot oil spraying around?....wait,what am i saying,BRING IT ON!!!

[@MennolAbeesports]

+B Hillz Awesome!!!!

[@krisztianszirtes5414]

+B Hillz I thought at first, that will happen, not water

[@brendanhillz187]

+Krisztián Szirtes ya I'm confused about boiling a turkey with water.

[@zennvirus7980]

0:31 "Now, there is some method beyond this madness..." that line made my day.

[@Cyeban]

I find it pretty weird how I got recommended this on the exact day it was made, 6 years later

[@randyheinz1007]

im loving the more frequent videos! keep it up pleeeease :)

[@benbuender]

This channel is getting weirder with every video. I am enjoying it

[@xbox360controlerzzzz]

“It’s a metal minion with a stonk on” 😂 I can’t stop binge watching this Channel

[@johnjoeba]

colin, been a sub for along time now and im loving all the exposure you're finally getting and well deserve.

[@mandiandsean2003]

Thanks for turning me onto that band The Hops! Going to buy that album!

[@mupetmassyker]

colin, how's it feel getting the same number of view as your older videos in a fraction of the time?

[@colinfurze]

+Hell Monkey its crazy, you have to remind yourself that its a great achievement and to not take it for granted

[@DomWPC]

+colinfurze what did your wife say when you said you were going to build the bunker?

[@henrywindsor7037]

+colinfurze Does Ryobi sponser your videos? You sure seem to have a lot of Ryobi tools!!! I've noticed other channels too (Mighty Car Mods), that while they never specifically mention Ryobi as a sponsor, they almost exclusively use Ryobi tools on camera.

[@axelstoner]

+colinfurze yur awesome

[@DomWPC]

+Henry Windsor yea me too but rhobi is American and Colin was born in England

[@bartolj.4502]

imagine what's his son getting for christmas

[@ozzy3767]

Haha

[@tonynyquist8258]

a upgraded drift bike with a turbo jet engine

[@tommywatson2175]

lol

[@mattforbes7833]

Can we get part 2 now please? I'm dying to see this thing shred a turkey.

[@numscull12345]

Mr. Furze your TIG welding is on point dear sir! could you do a vid on how you do it, just as a short thing on fabrication??

[@gusgould4420]

this is still one of my favourte colin furze videos to date

[@SafaAlkan]

I m from turkey i like this channel

[@SafaAlkan]

:)

[@erayavc9609]

+Halil İbrahim Altıntaş 😂

[@pannikin5993]

5:32 "interesting" hahaha

[@thefrostyone4851]

Damn good bead on ya weld there, bud! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!

[@samarchist74]

This is actually a brilliant idea, regardless of some iffy choices in materials. All it needs is a broiler element in the lid to finish off the bird. The thing he doesn't mention is just how much this method would speed up the cooking. Forcing hot broth through the flesh, while heating from the outside at the same time would cut cooking time by half, if not 2/3. Which isn't much of a big deal for home cooking, but for a professional kitchen, its a game changer.

[@me323me]

Like always, your methods of doing things are over complicated and crazy. But *really badass!* Can't wait to see it in action!

[@EchoBuildsThings]

US Cardiologist: It's like a pressure wash for your insides Turkey: Pah, clickbaiter. US Cardiologist: Nah this time I'm not messing with ya

[@yaboibluddfang9795]

AAAAANNNNND THE AWARD FOR ORKIEST 'UMIE GOES TO... COLIN FURZE

[@lewisc1449]

My life goals to be able to weld stainless as nice as that

[@magnumram938]

That motor is absolutely colossal compared to the ones that I tear out of my old motorized toys!..

[@TaigaXZ]

Colin please never stop making videos!!

[@samcraton3450]

Colin you should use oil instead of water to kind of deep fry it from the inside!

[@MrTuffarts]

Machine for fixing Turkey, you should show that of to some world leaders

[@3at5h1t]

After this build his electric bill is just going to be shocking 😂

[@thomascorley8232]

Colin, your a bloody legend. Thanks for uploading nuggets of youtube gold.

[@jao2312]

If fred weasley decided to become an engineer instead of a wizard

[@robertj1679]

"Spin god damn you!!" Haha got another sub!

[@DanteYewToob]

"... Interesting ..." Ahahahaha! Love it.

[@twmax4137]

he just made a dishwasher for a turkey

[@IsaqueFontinele]

This guy is on fire on the past months! Well done Colin!

[@asher.freeman]

Dude, your awesome! Its inspiring watching your videos and I really dont know how people can hate on you. Keep doing what youre doing, its a joy to my day!

[@102819921]

thats one hell of a hole saw you got there to cut through that plate... what brand was it?

[@colinfurze]

+max margherio think there just irwin ones, make sure there BiMetal as other won't do anything

[@102819921]

thanks dude! youre an inspiration to us all!

[@Desklamp1234]

+colinfurze next christmas themed video should be a SUPER GRIT LAUNCHER!!!! so you can help grit the roads, but it has to be massive and loud :)

[@zzedstrike]

+colinfurze #ColinForPrez2016

[@boneyard_1]

max its cool

[@jefferyshaw3990]

No one tell him what a rotisserie is

[@KennethScharf]

Heavy Metal R&R, plus Welding! nice! The lid should have been see through plastic so you could tell when the turkey looks done.

[@garethwilliams3602]

I love your videos, they're so brilliant and silly at the same time it's genius. Every video you have done I have found completely entertaining and funny. Thank you :-) and merry Christmas to you.

[@kaiwood414]

i love the music, i feel like its 30-40% why im here still

[@christophergeek]

His workshop is a graveyard for electric drills...

[@miracozdogan8927]

Turkiyeden izliyorum sa

[@nurcanagar7593]

Lol

[@alivatansever4154]

Aynen

[@canylmzx]

yanlız değilsin

[@ValorousDefined]

You just made a dishwasher to cook a turkey. Can I just skip the building part and use my dishwasher?

[@jeffffro7674]

I KNEW I couldn't be the only person on Earth who wonders what the hell "mechanically separated chicken/turkey" is!!!!! This man gets it. That's important.

[@NinhNguyen]

I have a simple wish! That one day I'll have a garage full of toys like this guy.

[@TheColasaufer]

Could you make a properly working V8 blender one day? :D

[@zlloke6]

Where can i watch the second when the turkey in action. Im watching on ipad and i cant click the link

[@colinfurze]

+Jacky Loke its out on sunday

[@zlloke6]

+colinfurze hey colin! Love your ideas and uploads! Btw, you should really invite jamie oliver to test it out! And what record will you hold next? World smallest steam boiler engine? XD

[@PabloPurpo]

+colinfurze just want to say love your vids your a true inspiration

[@BlueBeamProductions]

+colinfurze im amazed by the clear madness you are building, I LOVE IT!

[@tarkansmoke8273]

+colinfurze is there anything you CANT make??

[@etielaga]

so its basicaly a dishwasher

[@rasmis]

+etielaga I remember that fad from the 90's! Putting food in sealed bags and cooking in a dishwasher.

[@ian-c.01]

+etielaga Correction, a turkey internal washer

[@Tuxfanturnip]

+rasmis Sous vide is cool, but this isn't it at all.

[@thermmaloverload]

nope - its a Turkey enema machine.

[@ian-c.01]

thermmaloverload That bird needs an enema !

[@andrewhdemarest]

you are freakishly smart. I admire your skill and creativity.

[@metinakyolcu]

This video is awesome

[@danielbailey1747]

5:33 Colin says "Interesting" we all know why😂😂

[@kiwillie3042]

Make an induction coil gun! theres such thing as an induction coil. COMBINE THEM! and theres such thing and a coil gun.

[@brodyhillman7371]

7:20 made me laugh

[@berownik1246]

Same

[@Dishdog2]

I work at a Rendering plant, and this is basically exactly what we do with our turkey waste and the like. There's giant centrifuge with boiling oil that cooks it, then it runs through a hydraulic press machine that crushes the fat out and dries it. Most turn it to dog food

[@waltiandkeags5630]

I love how Colin pulls some metal out as if it were paper

[@sanshou2]

Isn't' it dangerous to weld stainless steel without a respirator?

[@nivlac4150]

It's dangerous yes but don't wear one either and I use a gas welder so yeah some nasty fumes

[@allhailzoidberg8182]

+sanshou2, Thank god someone else was thinking the same thing! Welding Stainless steel releases Hexavalent Chromium, which can cause lung cancer.

[@williamthebutcherssonprodu227]

sanshou2 it’s colinfurze, he gives 0 fucks about health safety

[@jeblottes7838]

It's also dangerous to weld stainless steel without a safety tie.

[@Broockle]

You mean Ziptie?

[@emre2na]

I'm Turkish. I Live in Istanbul

[@ulascetin4748]

So?

[@Guru_1092]

I love how he has no engineering training or anything.

[@demgoamv6032]

I from Turkey.I love watching you

[@myopiniondoesntmatter8958]

love your channel Colin but if you want to keep your turkey from drying out then you gotta deep fry it. 1. buy a turkey frier. (amazon, eBay) 2. let turkey get to room temperature (DO NOT FRY WHILE FROZEN). 3. rub turkey down with seasonings of your choice. 4. heat canola oil to temp specified. 5. dunk turkey in hot oil and let fry until internal temp specified is reached. 6. enjoy best turkey you've ever eaten. It takes minutes instead of hours and is so tender and juicy.

[@legopirate3000]

are you going to just use water? Because if you do then the tyrkey will be very tasteless.

[@ian-c.01]

+Isak den vise It will be very clean though !

[@pyr0b1rd]

+Isak den vise When's that different from normal?

[@Tuxfanturnip]

Mmm, boiled turkey.

[@J-Post86]

+Isak den vise Or simply not eat turkey. The turkey doesn't want to be eaten by you man.

[@nivlac4150]

+Green Black don't bring you're vegan stuff into this we are meat eaters it's in our DNA I'm not judging you're life choices you can do whatever you want just don't try to tell people what is right to eat

[@bobbofly]

"I've got a bit of wood!" ...Indeed.

[@ryanolsen294]

bobbofly lol

[@chrismuntean]

2019? Of nvm this was posted 3 years ago

[@red00dragon42]

These videos are timeless.

[@crashk6]

Nothing says Christmas like Colin Furze showing his shaft and giving the bird.

[@adamxue6096]

Best part is just before the video started I got an ad for Master class cooking XD

[@rajaandrathi1645]

at 0:43 did u see how much drills Colin had he has like 11

[@lordajf291]

Redigit Plays yeees.... i was looking for a comment that says this exact point

[@vinceking7878]

Ryobi is suitable for his light ish use I am sure the load gets shared well between them

[@ИльяСульдин-ы2ю]

Кто с России ставьте лайк)

[@tacticalultimatum]

Why don't you boil the damn thing

[@HentaiNat]

because this is a Colin vid.

[@nestrac]

that's not the way of the Furze

[@will_tabor]

+Tactical Ultimatum Centrifugal forces would theoretically cook the turkey much faster, that is if the water temperatures were consistent

[@jonahcottrell2879]

+Tactical Ultimatum because that's like 4/10 and colin turns the internet up to 11 since 2006

[@someusername121]

+Tactical Ultimatum If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

[@SteelSkin667]

That thing would make an amazing dishwasher too.

[@happyshots2011]

I love you Colin and I'm no engineer but my ex-chef and now boiler engineer father said the bearing should be on the outside because of the grease and when you need to re grease them... I tried to explain to him this is one of your use one of twice machines but he really want a commercial version

[@doublebubleguy12]

Don't you mean centripetal not centrifugal?

[@iaincampbell5453]

Nope, he means centrifugal. Centripetal force is what makes the turkey spin, centrifugal force is what makes the water pass through the turkey. Centrifugal force is the imaginary force that centripetal force overcomes to create angular motion

[@blade8147]

5:29 =D omg =)

[@Novayyyy]

2018 anyone

[@Onio_Saiyan]

Yep.

[@ardacamur422]

2019?

[@ironvoek7889]

i like this guy, he just make whatever he likes

[@dreamcrusher3413]

He must be very strong to lift all the stuff. I love your videos.