Making a Knife from a Milk Bottle

[@JoelCreates]

Great, now you'll need ID to buy milk unless you can prove you don't own a sandwich press...

[@Ididathing]

you already need ID to buy milk in australia

[@nohbudy]

Why do you still have all your fingers?

[@Shadow-gc6le]

@@Ididathing wait really? why?

[@mangledsav]

Shadow because Australia doesn’t actually exist, neither does Finland.

[@zenshy2139]

@@mangledsav As Finnish, I approve your comment

[@emeraldmanguy6652]

I swear his hands have PTSD every time he makes a video

[@boomtroomroomyaya]

emerald man guy what’d that

[@user-db8lj6wt7z]

SWEET Sheryiah PTSD Is trauma someone can get from experiences such as rape or war etc. It used to be called shell shock back in WW1

[@boomtroomroomyaya]

xXLil ObamaXx omg thanks you just taught me

[@serairesana6600]

The Australian version of Kiwami Japan

[@mercedes_nuts]

Perhaps you don't know what PTSD is but I'd say the hands mostly only suffer from the "trauma" part

[@chopstycks9089]

i did a thing: makes knife out of milk bottle kiwami japan: makes knife out of milk me: time to make milk with a knife

[@dimiquewhyte5598]

well if you do your gonna have to find a way to separate the blood from milk

[@GorNaKat]

I think I even know HOW to make a milk with a knife........................... Well, at least i don't know how to make milk OUT OF knife, right? ... ... ... Now that i think about it - I wish i didn't know...... Or think...

[@chalkeater1427]

Time to make bottle out of knife milk.

[@Owbe1]

Time to milk a knife

[@GorNaKat]

@@Owbe1 and then knife that milk

[@chadd990]

This video actually saved my life. When I was in Vietnam fighting the war, we ran out of knives and bowls. Good thing I remembered this video and was able to make a glass knife (milk still came in glass bottles back then) and we were able to win the war, freeing Americans from the jungle. Thanks.

[@gs425]

You won? You must be Vietnamese

[@LucyTheBox]

@@gs425 In war, everyone loses

[@gs425]

@bobthebox2993 I bow to your wisdom my friend.

[@SuperMrHiggins]

*sigh* why do some people have to ruin jokes with literalism. Literalists literally ruin everything. Props to the op, thos. Made me laugh.

[@TardSoftQB]

@@SuperMrHigginsfr

[@connorhearts4776]

"A man who needs no introduction" *shows the guy* Me: who tf is this dude

[@ceciliameyerlovell2465]

Cade Micheal I feel the same way mate

[@matt-tb6gt]

ChewyMaster 122 his channel is called “Joel Creates”

[@Samael-the-forgotten]

Cade Micheal same

[@plus-9]

Same

[@Pushpopz]

Willirex

[@DangernoodleDave]

I don’t know how Joel’s gonna compete with that pumpkin you have

[@audreydelaughter4320]

Day ??? Of quarantine: the pumpkin starting to look kinda thicc.

[@DangernoodleDave]

@@audreydelaughter4320 dear God I predicted this whole pandemic 🤯

[@Zyodl]

1k likes, 4 years ago, a heart, but only two comments? i mean three comments? hmm

[@Zyodl]

i meant to say 4 comments

[@Zyodl]

wait that doesnt make sense

[@Druhmher]

I’m honestly really genuinely happy that I stumbled upon your channel. Everything is so original and fresh. This channel deserves more recognition!

[@Ididathing]

thanks mate

[@fishfrfr]

Hehe 69 likes TOO LATE NOW 70 LOL

[@cato6389]

@@fishfrfr 88 now oh oh :/

[@hellosweetheart3350]

@@Ididathing agree 💯, I just subbed. Very interesting stuff. And well edited!

[@fishfrfr]

Oh wow it’s now like 171 uhhhh

[@mightysmiley467]

Ya know when you have a hot bowl of soup or chili, that plastic bowl holder actually might help because it would keep your hands from burning but also probably keep the heat in the bowl meaning your food would get cold slower. This is a great invention and nobody is talking about it

[@DaywordRacing]

Until it melts from the heat of the bowl and burns you

[@lordjaec]

"i was not expecting so much strength from milk" Calcium: *am i a joke to you?*

[@ThefatheroftheFog]

MY BONES ARE MILK CRUSTYS AND I CAN STILL STAND

[@xdarin_]

**Drinking 50 bottles of milk** AEEEEUUUUGHHH! MY BONES! I FEEL... STRENGTH!

[@eli888..]

ive broken my arm twice in one year dont know why tho

[@chardeplays1677]

@@eli888.. JIMMY

[@roadymiracle1340]

@@xdarin_ boxes of milk relly

[@itsyaboinginda5841]

“I made brownies, but I don’t really talk about that” boi I knew what you meant when you said brownies

[@itsyaboinginda5841]

;)

[@Nickthebrick8]

ITSyABoiNginda ;;;;;;;;;)

[@Drip-Soup373]

(꒪ȏ꒪)？

[@oj3738]

What??? I’m confused please explain

[@strikinstars]

@@oj3738 Pot Brownies

[@Ramash440]

5:38 - GLORIOUS AUSSIE PLASTIC, FOLDED OVER 1000 TIMES

[@sniffersmc2827]

how tf you manage to make a grinding wheel look sad without editing it

[@_peeblar_]

angles

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

angels

[@_peeblar_]

@@ineedabetterpfp2485 yo why u copy me bro :(((

[@kleckson5489]

@@_peeblar_ He did, in fact, not.

[@jasrizza007]

@@_peeblar_ he didn’t

[@r1thy4]

"i made brownies once but i don't really talk about it" i love this guy lmao

[@bmil7789]

Hes talking about pot

[@vortexxyz5046]

@@bmil7789 Yes, we know.

[@squintyhorse2191]

I heard the same thing about caddicarus crash vid where it was nobody can clink the clink as well as crash badinkydonk

[@bmil7789]

@@vortexxyz5046 pot brownies

[@vortexxyz5046]

@@bmil7789 Yes, we know

[@mjbailey491]

Y'know what they say, beauty is in the eye of the bowlholder

[@Ididathing]

clap...clap....clap. This guy everybody!

[@Ididathing]

Can you write jokes for me?

[@I3lueberry]

Ba dum tssss

[@pietpetrus2343]

lmaoo

[@asherb938]

@@Ididathing me

[@Bannded112]

I feel like I'm watching Interdimensional cable...

[@Bannded112]

And this is how you make a plumbus

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

That's what KZbin is

[@mattmartin4764]

An two brothers battle an galactic non binary sausage dogs an loses a finger with a bowl holder

[@aidanpratt]

Ah yes

[@Hero-oz9gx]

ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON HERE

[@SlipSpace2]

He's over here making fun of the bowl holder but if you've ever microwaved stew, then that's a straight gift from god.

[@Gabroll]

I declare a tie. Because I need a tie. For a job interview. They said wear 'business professional attire' and I think a tie will distract them from the fact that I don't own any pants. Also, I scrubscreebed.

[@Ididathing]

I would lend you mine but the last guy didnt return them

[@Malazar77]

Water*

[@chokalocpurple9243]

@@Malazar77 what?

[@juljac5204]

@@Ididathing sorry i didn't return it, the tie is lost somewhere else SORRY

[@Lawn..Clippings]

Oh, so this is what my dad was doing all these years after he left to buy milk.

[@christopher2935]

Wait your dad actually left to do something?... Mine just straight up left

[@charliecat2948]

Mjhops760 are you flower boy...oh he died

[@GoldenPotat0]

My dad went to the toilet he never returned it swolled him

[@KasunaInsanity]

TheGoldenPotato *Swallowed

[@christopher2935]

@@KasunaInsanity Nice

[@mmushypushy]

“...maybe cut off a foot or a finger...” literally me competing with anyone

[@myguy2574]

Mashed Illustration your just copying what he said

[@mmushypushy]

My Guy that’s usually how quoting works 😂

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

No I'm pretty sure the only thing that seems to be working is the like button besides that guys common sense

[@goodtoad5233]

wow, I'm so used to internet vernacular that I forgot that people might get uncomfortable if you ask them to cut their finger off

[@Huntr-vf4uy]

Been here since 100k... so two days ago.

[@ro_yo_mi]

5 days into your visit and you've already have racked up 62 likes. Well done mate!

[@hugono3938]

Is that a terraria tree? If so I haven’t seen any terraria related profile pictures in so long

[@Huntr-vf4uy]

@@hugono3938 Yeah, it is lol (also 69 likes nice)

[@Cube777]

@@Huntr-vf4uy nice

[@ruben-wb7bt]

5 days ago and he goes from 100k to 350k ?

[@kevincupotto2340]

I can't tell if this is a comody or a drama channel

[@regularxavier476]

Both at the same time

[@tobiasgreen1970]

I used to think this channel was a tragedy, and now I realize... it's a comedy... 🃏🃏🃏

[@love.wildly.live.fearlessly]

It’s an educational channel Duh.

[@ihavediarrhea4021]

What's a comody

[@yellowmelon5238]

TLC, THE LEARNING CHANNEL

[@a_pufferfish2936]

I love how he zooms in on the 'burning plastic harmful to humans' like its surprising, like i've seen this man sit in warm-water full of bird shit and make a wood spoon out of a metal spoon, honestly i'm just surprised he didn't find a way to harvest the harmful fumes to make a god damn candle at this point. Loved the video.

[@captain_improbability5690]

He is a true master of engineering.

[@kjghost101lolallen7]

Don’t give him any fucking ideas

[@StonedtotheBones13]

Tbh he explained he got concussed a lot while boxing training and like he's fine, but does explain a lot

[@Nothing-zw8hy]

kill humanity with trash : Nope kill humanity with a weapon made out of trash : Y E S

[@justintime112]

This is like if HowToBasic was fused with an adult, Australian version of RaccoonEggs.

[@XalconKugelBlitz]

Howtobasic is actually Australian....

[@justintime112]

@@XalconKugelBlitz im saying that raccoon eggs would also be an adult Australian ALONG with HowToBasic. if only one was an adult Australian then it wouldnt end up with a adult Australian. youd end up with... a teenage americausralian. and thats a big no no.

[@danielmourad3168]

I swear i was thinking the same thing lmao

[@neuratlas]

Micheal Reeves + Upisnotjump

[@topfrag612]

Mom: where's the milk Me: um I did a little thing

[@Giga_Joltvee]

I did a thing:*looks at empty milk jug* I did a thing: this looks like a knife to me

[@asmotopheles7603]

I am so glad Anthony Padilla and I Did A Thing finally teamed up, was not expecting this for a million years

[@NyxiousLad]

When did this happen

[@asmotopheles7603]

@@NyxiousLad basically I'm calling the guy in the trash and who makes an appearance in the video Anthony Padilla

[@HedgehogJack]

@@asmotopheles7603 🤼‍♀️

[@justclover6123]

“I am not cutting off my-“ So anyways, after I convinced joe to cut off his finger.

[@CorbCob]

Bruda

[@samplaysminecraft7021]

Joel

[@seeltf]

whos joe

[@nathanmccoy7345]

@@seeltf joe mama

[@darrendavies5704]

@@nathanmccoy7345 OOOOOOOOOOOOOH 😂👌💯🔥

[@xheroxl985]

*I did a thing* : Makes a knife out of a bottle *Prisoners* : 👀 Edit: Didn't expect the likes😧

[@randy5633]

I’m weak😂😂

[@proteinballs3262]

@@randy5633 I know you are

[@alec2191]

They're busy making the razor whip

[@MorgMorgW]

Check out kiwami Japan. They've made kitchen knives out of so many different things that they would need to be placed in a supermax prison if they ever got jailed.

[@GreenMagicMachine]

**Kiwami Japan would like to know your location** Like this dude makes knifes from Underwear to Human Nails to whatever you can name

[@mischa9236]

I'm addicted to watching your videos, how tf don't you have 2M subs

[@Ididathing]

Thanks mate

[@mohidh1954]

Same

[@Jack-pp2ng]

Hes growing alot in popularity recently

[@c0ldesteeny]

you got your wish

[@chopperhead2012]

He does now 😀

[@doodoo2065]

I visited this channel again after a while and i was like... Wait... This dude had millions of subs? I dont remember it being that way Turns out that at some point this channel got hundreds of thousands, literal millions of subs. Im not complaning, it is really good content.

[@cster9261]

As a fellow craftsman this KZbin channel is made me forget every single thing about safety I’ve learned over the years

[@GadgetAddict]

I've always wondered why they don't sell bowl holders. I might try make one myself!

[@Ididathing]

There useful

[@sword0115]

@Jim shut up

[@dracula2749]

@Jim Noone likes you

[@ScathDe]

@Jim I care about you Jim

[@bigmancharles4431]

@Jim i care about you as well jim :3

[@sillyawsomeface]

I did a thing:*Makes this video* Troom Troom:"I THINK I'M BOUT TO STEAL"

[@Xhrona]

"Everything I make kinda looks like garbage" The .50 cal hammer would say otherwise

[@Pa7na]

Milk jugs: *exist* your bro and his lactase presistence: „I‘m about to end this man‘s whole career.“ my stomache: *aching in pain*

[@Ko_Zilek]

Kiwami Japan would like a word.

[@luther7541]

i could see his hands shaking

[@blackironwalterkus3851]

*the dog fell*

[@lemonytrash584]

Kiwami finally has a good use for all those knives

[@naxzed_it]

And Riku

[@jonathanmaldonado2887]

“Gimme another one, I’m on a roll.”

[@Jadez1207]

5:10 that transition was SMOOOTH

[@notabot1498]

This is actualy an amazing way to not waist plastic

[@ethanshipley4800]

Waste

[@br0ken342]

Well ya you don’t normally put plastic on your waist

[@Venomousnack]

Waste

[@_Tesseract]

​@@br0ken342well I do

[@BIOHAZARD_V2]

This channel is going to get insanely popular, i can already tell. I'm along for the ride!

[@Ididathing]

i hope so.... john doe

[@bebo4809]

Why do you have the Lego mindstorm logo thing in you profile picture

[@BIOHAZARD_V2]

@@bebo4809 why not?

[@ohwellhey6221]

agree

[@BIOHAZARD_V2]

@@Ididathing am I right yet?

[@Electronic4081]

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels! The production quality is amazing and there’s all the stupid jokes that are so funny! I don’t know how you think of it! Keep up the amazing content!

[@Ididathing]

thanks mate, means a lot :)

[@milk_bottle12]

sorry, did someone say my name?

[@2013FordFiesta]

I think so

[@777idkineedausername]

Great, now he has to make something out of a Ford fiesta.

[@Aiko-xn1do]

I did a thing is like the kid in class that is sort of a psychopath but isn't at the same time

[@Ididathing]

thankyou. that was a very nice compliment

[@eljedimexicano6737]

That kid is my friend usually

[@sonnyminchey1811]

Ooooooh so that’s why my dad went to get milk and never came back it took him so long

[@DuckMaster37]

He was following underage schoolchildren and got lost

[@AndGoatz04]

You call that a knife? *This is a knife!* [Holds up butter knife made of butter]

[@ThefatheroftheFog]

No no no no that's not a knife this is a knife Pulls out a sharp stick

[@Poptomist]

@@ThefatheroftheFog NO. NATURES KNIFE IS A BARRACUDA TOOTH. BE LIKE ME, A REAL MAN, AND DONT FORGOT TO SCREAM EVERY WORD IN EVERY SENTENCE TO SOUND THREATENING TO ASSERT DOMINANCE

[@kingkidtmgaming]

Did laser beam make that joke in one of hiss videos

[@bmil7789]

@@kingkidtmgaming no it was the Simpsons you uncultured swine

[@thebluedog1798]

@@kingkidtmgaming what why lazar

[@michaelcarey]

Glad to see someone else's oven door opaque with burnt on fats and oils from cooking roast chicken and lamb. I find when it gets to that stage it's easier to buy a new oven :-)

[@rowanhall2553]

Your bandsaw kinda reminds me of myself. Especially the part about it wanting to die. But mostly not the other parts.... Edit: it was a wierd phase

[@shipofbats9134]

How about when it cut that thing that one time 🌚

[@hudson2969]

The bowl is for when you take out a hot bowl of soup from the microwave and it's to hot to hold so you put it in the plastic bowl.

[@A_Shadow87]

*Invest*

[@rage_man8112]

Actually

[@gri5in862]

Genius wow

[@benb5124]

Ah yes cancer

[@gileee]

Yes that is one of the jokes he made in the video

[@ja-qob]

Thought this was the Japanese Knife Man for a quarter-second

[@fonhaflango5503]

Lol me too

[@sleepingturtle32]

Same lol

[@anti-spiral159]

We are cultured man, I see

[@Urahara451]

I think you won this contest! Joel’s AC was literally really cool, but I think having to attach a car to his creation to function as more than a water bucket kinda violates the spirt of the rules.

[@rustygolfer3475]

I think the viewers are the real winners. JK. We are all losers.

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

I guess you can say he was charged with: Assault With A *Dairy* Weapon.

[@Ididathing]

this guy!

[@theorangemaster6807]

Nice... Just.... Nice

[@huntercollins1231]

Ba dom ch

[@noteansylvan6051]

Can't like. It's at 69

[@Pav]

He attacked me with it. How *dairy*

[@GoldnMikeYT]

You're like a better, talking, and more creative How to Basic...I LOVE IT!

[@boogur9850]

You channel is one of the few that don't piss me off, good job

[@sorinmarkovi]

I feel like I'm in the most awkward timeline cross where the world's most popular channel in some other dimension is now crossed into our timeline. Keep up the FANTASTIC work.

[@Ididathing]

ahaha thanks mate

[@GreenScalll]

​@@Ididathingthanks mate

[@lionarmy12]

Just found you today and can’t stop watching! This channel is so underrated. One video on the recommended and I’m pretty sure your channel will explode

[@Ididathing]

Thanks heaps mate! glad your here!

[@ubervaag7150]

Great production value. Very possibly your best video so far imo! Really entertaining.

[@Ididathing]

Wow thanks mate!

[@ctklubek]

@Ididathing I'm a huge fan, thanks for what you do mate. I've been binge re-watching your videos all week. You guys should do another collaboration where you both make the same thing and compete. Could be another plastic knife, paper shurikens, glass knives?

[@mihaipalada]

His channel blew up In 2 weeks he'll be at 1 million Mark my words

[@joshhocking3244]

This aged well

[@Pekoe.]

Pootato this aged well

[@dae238]

This aged well

[@gwilikers343]

This aged well

[@anthony-zn8kn]

@@joshhocking3244 this aged well

[@AirRumbel]

I feel like this channel is the definition of DIWHY edit: Correction

[@ethos6950]

Are we just gonna skip over the fact that the editing on the normal pencil to the tiny one was phenomenal?

[@borisverhaar190]

editing? his hands are just big

[@Jimbobnutzon]

0:32 I have never seen this man in my life, and now I wonder

[@waffle119]

2:33 lmao I’m eating this ramen while watching him pull it out of the trash

[@ArenDsiire]

I just found your channel yesterday and I think I've almost watched every one of your videos. Guess I'm joining the flood of new subscribers to your channel! Congrats on the awesome production quality and humour; keep it up mate! :P

[@green.beanss]

I feel spiritually connected to this guy, we have the same sandwich press and the same cups. Wow. I feel so.... validated.

[@acuiesce]

The fact that he put the sound of his own bandsaw on repeat in the bg while he was talking about its feats is phenomenal

[@Xscapeplan01]

*THIS IS HOW TO BASIC ON ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATION*

[@WeirdScooterKid]

i watched this while drinking from a jug of milk

[@kristinagalaj8000]

Your family has to have the strongest bones, dude

[@Quality-Shorts00]

Henry Schnelle shut up lol

[@avo143]

Henry Schnelle weird flex but ok

[@hazeltree7738]

*Dani would be impressed*

[@teaguel001]

2:34 the fact you eat the 2x nuclear noodles as well brings joy to my heart

[@timinfinite]

Bruh woolies milk gives me the runs imagine drinking more than 1 cup

[@pneudles3689]

Kiwami Japan has you beat by making a knife out of milk, still great video! Loved it to bits

[@happyone234]

Your videos are quite epic, I can tell you put a lot of effort into them. You for sure need more subs.

[@Ididathing]

Thanks heaps man

[@dillonheath5002]

That would be an awesome invention "The Bowl Coosie" when you have a hot soup bowl just put it inside the bowl coosie and no more burns lol

[@TheWrongNeighborhood-q2g]

You seem to have some strange obsession with sharp objects in your videos

[@Ididathing]

yeh just a little

[@trashedeggnog3858]

Mood

[@specsamhain_909]

@@Ididathing lol he repied

[@Krackalacking69]

The Wrong Neighborhood oh I seen you on other videos of his

[@Aphid121]

I just discovered your channel and have realized I was saying I did a thing before this channel even existed

[@Ididathing]

yeh it has been a phrase for a while

[@robbob5258]

“I Did A Thing” cannot describe what you have done.

[@dylanlines41]

Someday this channel is gonna really blow up

[@theshooster420]

when the words "melt them down" left his mouth, the only thing I felt was fear

[@ActuallyAFungus]

can relate to the amount of milk consumed. that stuff saves my life when I have acid reflux

[@don_pavlov]

You win. Gotta say it was not perfect. But it is much more usable.

[@fuhksdads7682]

very interesting scientific findings on the use of plastic gloves and heat. your use of the scientific method is impeccable.

[@voltren515]

Stay tuned for the next installment, where he makes a milk knife the canadian way, bagged milk knife

[@Gary_a_normal_human_being]

Or German way: Carton

[@tyjfdghnddyjn]

title should have been "keeping up with the power tools"

[@ductuslupus87]

Just saw the video and, I've got to say, Joel's idea was really cool. Get it? It's due to him making an air conditioner.

[@CaptainSharkbait]

HDPE or basically any other plastic of the Polyolefine group is actually nontoxic, its actually chemically inert (which is why the put milk in it in the first place). When its burned then the fumes are no more harmfull than inhaling gasoline smoke but i wouldnt recomend inhaling that either

[@rookieman329]

4:23 "man solves trash and world hunger problems in one go! makes food from garbage!"

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

It's not 'solve' when there's plastic burning.

[@gronkus4443]

I know the "bowl holder" thing was a joke but that could actually be really useful if the bowl is to hot to set down/touch

[@YouzACoopa]

i use a bowl bag

[@kayagorzan]

5:32 "I made brownies once but I don't really talk about that" I suppose it involved kitchenwares

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

That's an Aussie weed brownies joke :) The joke is that he had a bad trip so he'd rather not remember the experience.

[@rohananil1266]

If every KZbin channel to ever exist were to suddenly get wiped out in the global warming apocalypse, I will sacrifice almost anything to keep your channel. And if that doesn't work, well, I'm re-watching every video you ever made to etch every second of these sarcastic videos so I can play any of them in my brain at any given time.

[@chrisrosenkreuz23]

that guy's stingy, he has like 20 of the darn things (fingers i mean)

[@PlayLyss]

Hey man, I just discovered your channel today and I've been binging all your videos for hours now. It's pretty hard to make me laugh, and I've been extremely depressed and down recently, but I want you to know that your videos have made me laugh out loud for hours now, and I seriously appreciate your humor. I nearly died at the "blue dinosaurs" comment. You have definitely earned my subscribe and I hit the bell for you too! Never stop making your jokes. They are absolutely hilarious!

[@PlayLyss]

PS: I screenshotted your subscriber count so I can tell people I was subscribed to you only one year after you started KZbin and when you didn't have over 10 mil subscribers. :)

[@Ididathing]

ahaha glad to hear you like my stuff. I dont think anyone else picked up on the dinosaur joke yet, so great work! Thanks again :)

[@PlayLyss]

@@Ididathing It was so funny!!! :) Thanks for what you do!

[@twr412]

Somebody buy this man a pair of gloves.

[@saramatterazzo9413]

And where's the fun in that?

[@omarabazid5625]

he should’ve used the bread gloves

[@Megazofroad21]

The bowl holder joke was suprisingly wholesome, I watched that part it several times

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

'Thank you so much, cows' Everybody liked that.

[@martinvargas1103]

Honestly the part where your knuckle touches the jug should be the sharpest part

[@Ogewaa]

Definitely top 3 headless youtubers

[@Ididathing]

im honored

[@EKL_YX78]

Thanks for the tutorial! I will have this in mind if I somehow get into prision