I made your stupid video ideas!

[@williamosman]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3/10 >:(

[@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku]

He means 3 out of 10

[@colonialfrenchdude2489]

I can’t think of an original idea so just like this reply

[@imnice9207]

Your idea was the beast.

[@donomiroftroy2043]

William eggsman

[@rainzy597]

Egss man

[@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603]

Michael is sending headhunting drones after you

[@spiritbx1337]

But we never seen his head, so he might not have one.

[@thefrenchguy6300]

@@spiritbx1337 he'll send a body hunting drone

[@thefrenchguy6300]

Equiped with lasers

[@tastymcmuffin8095]

He will send Apronhunting drones

[@ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603]

@Sam Hughes i grant you permission

[@jlebad2308]

I love how the Domino's guy was completely onboard with the pizza roller blades.

[@SirChris314]

he was nonchalantly on board as well. like "yeah literal pizza cutter roller blades would be better than the crap corporate gives us"

[@DragoonCenten]

Every time he calls Dominos it is the same guy on the phone. I think he is used to it.

[@Ididathing]

yeh what a guy

[@Ididathing]

@@DragoonCenten ahah this was a different store!

[@HienVu-ow7cy]

lol

[@garrand338]

"you should make a bullet proof apron" "I'm not gonna do this one" 3 years later: "How Many Shirts Will Stop a Bullet?"

[@littlemonztergaming8665]

"Then I realized I'm not in America, so I'm not going to do this one." He went to America, so he did it.

[@Apples765]

AND HE MAKES THE APRON

[@DENVERCOLORADO-if1es]

Just watched the shirt one today 😂

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@drangus8818]

@@Apples765 the bulletproof apron video stressed me out so much

[@vibezmsp6892]

You know he’s real when he actually posts a pregnancy site in his description. I’m impressed mate

[@catshark0076]

@@VaderMJ same hahaha

[@clementhui]

Same

[@ChthoniaTheInhuman]

@@stevethea5250 how is this related to the original comment?

[@jameswarf6456]

Steve Thea the hell?

[@thediamondstewyt8260]

Oh so you checked?

[@Ididathing]

Thanks for the ideas. You are all very smart people!

[@titanxsayed7498]

I did a thing hello

[@xvhelldragonxv]

Love you're videos

[@nathanielraeymarquez2102]

Yeh i agree lol

[@iLoveStKildaJadeGresham]

u fat

[@michaelkaren5028]

Lying is a bad thing

[@trippdavis2387]

I like how he actually put a Wikipedia for pregnancy in the description

[@yourakidnowyourasquidnowno9625]

Yeah that was the best part of this video

[@JonMcLaren]

My wife loves watching DIY woodworking and maker type stuff. I love sliding your videos into the queue just to keep her on her toes.

[@powerpuff4ever]

I’m always so fascinated how willing the Dominoes employees are to indulge you

[@Ididathing]

i think they are just bored

[@muddywaffles8276]

This is one of the most underrated comments ive seen in awhile

[@clitcrusader4897]

They don't wanna get fired for saying fuck off to a customer

[@ShaneClough]

The fact you didn't break your ankle during the spring shoes segment is actually a miracle

[@emanueleromanato7833]

THAT'S NOT THE POINT, THE BOY NEAR HIM DOES NOT WEAR SHOES, LIKE BRO WTF

[@nich2976]

@@emanueleromanato7833 ?

[@darrenflips7346]

He’s just built different

[@idontreallyknow3829]

There was someone holding him with rope

[@IceDevias]

@@emanueleromanato7833 rly....what? :D

[@MakeTestBattle]

You're like William Osman meets Binging with Babish narrated by Internet Historian. I am proud you're Australian.

[@somehoweverynameiwantistak5535]

Ooh MTB watches I did a thing?

[@IllMind3d]

William Eggsman *

[@HienVu-ow7cy]

I agree

[@mikaylag5237]

Let's be honest, where else would someone like this come from? It'd have to be down here

[@meroastisruined3039]

funny seeing you here

[@thyduck7542]

10:08 I can translate this from food service to English: "Shut the fuck up I'm just trying to clock out"

[@hehehaha6173]

everybody gangsta, *till the australian man makes spring shoes...*

[@walterwilkinson7847]

time to fight the roos at their own game

[@Kay_213_]

This comment right here ^

[@LordBummingtonThe3rd]

At least he put on his harness so he didn't fall off into the sun

[@zynifi]

@@LordBummingtonThe3rd ikr

[@b0t_345]

Walter Wilkinson that comment is one of the best

[@user-ul5gi9yw9t]

*uses shock absorbing springs* to try and propel self vertically

[@user-ul5gi9yw9t]

with ♥️ from across the tasman

[@BeHappyTo]

it's our ideas that are stupid.. ye right smh

[@jeremymcadam7400]

Shock absorbers are for absorbing shock. Springs are to hold the vehicle up

[@dark6.6E-34]

@@jeremymcadam7400 Shall I call you Mista obvious?

[@ilovecats828]

@@BeHappyTo nice username

[@Lovicide]

"these springs which came out of a ball point pen" Almost missed that one

[@bodoque_csm]

Giant*

[@thisisthelukas]

Being an ecologist who loves aquatic animals, your crayfish talk warmed my heart. :)

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Australian: *makes spring shoes* Kangaroos: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@kypdo1713]

He should cook kangaroo meat with the sun wearing spring shoes ! HAHA scr*w you kangaroo !

[@ryanred1180]

Rn you have 4269.... conicidence?

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

@@ryanred1180 I THINK NOT

[@BarrySmoother]

Kangaroo’s don’t fear danger, the fuckers will commit suicide by hopping in front of cars out of towns

[@cowchunks5120]

More like: Are you challenging me?

[@joellolgt6833]

if you don't team up with michael reeves i will cry

[@fuk-ya-chicken-stripsbitch9897]

Joellol GT frfr I loved the tickle me Elmo vid

[@VetusDea]

haha yes hawaii/australia teamup uwu

[@doofdrop]

I swear him monologuing about crayfish is more entertaining than it should be

[@myavacadoranawaybecauseiwa7865]

i agree so agree we are like hey wanna watch a documentry on crayfish to finish our project so we could graduate nahh!! i'll pass hey wanna watch i try a thing talk about crayfish standing in a stream with no crayfish on a cinema !!!!!!!

[@Kiwi-Bird.]

he would make a good voice over person!

[@Fiachrakelly2011]

So true

[@Jfandj]

True

[@MrDocSeus]

Weird he had shoes on in it.

[@vinie.-z.3565]

"Fight me Micheal Reeves". I mean...that could be a possibility

[@possiblynord]

i jus t saw that and i just yell he did the ting

[@kaarelkoppel9559]

"I respect a man that likes eggs" HE IS HOWTOBASIC

[@tuanhaniff2771]

No u

[@Volt64bolt]

Tuan Haniff what the f

[@cookiemonster-jy4bq]

Omg he's Australian too

[@zentify42]

Pedeeee

[@kaarelkoppel9559]

@@zentify42 ma olen Pansexual ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

[@sumbiggy7916]

I love how he actually put an article about pregnancy in the disciption

[@clloyd6139]

What does it say

[@feetlicks]

@@clloyd6139 Pregnancy, also known as gestation, is the time during which one or more offspring develops inside a woman.[4] A multiple pregnancy involves more than one offspring, such as with twins.[13] Pregnancy usually occurs by sexual intercourse, but can occur through assisted reproductive technology procedures.[6] A pregnancy may end in a live birth, a spontaneous miscarriage, an induced abortion, or a stillbirth. Childbirth typically occurs around 40 weeks from the start of the last menstrual period (LMP).[4][5] This is just over nine months (gestational age)-where each month averages 31 days.[4][5] When using fertilization age it is about 38 weeks.[5] An embryo is the developing offspring during the first eight weeks following fertilization, (ten weeks' gestational age) after which, the term fetus is used until birth.[5] Signs and symptoms of early pregnancy may include missed periods, tender breasts, morning sickness (nausea and vomiting), hunger, and frequent urination.[1] Pregnancy may be confirmed with a pregnancy test.[7] Pregnancy is divided into three trimesters, each lasting for approximately 3 months.[4] The first trimester includes conception, which is when the sperm fertilizes the egg.[4] The fertilized egg then travels down the Fallopian tube and attaches to the inside of the uterus, where it begins to form the embryo and placenta.[4] During the first trimester, the possibility of miscarriage (natural death of embryo or fetus) is at its highest.[2] Around the middle of the second trimester, movement of the fetus may be felt.[4] At 28 weeks, more than 90% of babies can survive outside of the uterus if provided with high-quality medical care, though babies born at this time will likely experience serious health complications such as heart and respiratory problems and long-term intellectual and developmental disabilities.[4][14] Prenatal care improves pregnancy outcomes.[9] Prenatal care may include taking extra folic acid, avoiding drugs, tobacco smoking, and alcohol, taking regular exercise, having blood tests, and regular physical examinations.[9] Complications of pregnancy may include disorders of high blood pressure, gestational diabetes, iron-deficiency anemia, and severe nausea and vomiting.[3] In the ideal childbirth labor begins on its own when a woman is "at term".[15] Babies born before 37 weeks are "preterm" and at higher risk of health problems such as cerebral palsy.[4] Babies born between weeks 37 and 39 are considered "early term" while those born between weeks 39 and 41 are considered "full term".[4] Babies born between weeks 41 and 42 weeks are considered "late term" while after 42 weeks they are considered "post term".[4] Delivery before 39 weeks by labor induction or caesarean section is not recommended unless required for other medical reasons.[16] About 213 million pregnancies occurred in 2012, of which, 190 million (89%) were in the developing world and 23 million (11%) were in the developed world.[11] The number of pregnancies in women aged between 15 and 44 is 133 per 1,000 women.[11] About 10% to 15% of recognized pregnancies end in miscarriage.[2] In 2016, complications of pregnancy resulted in 230,600 maternal deaths, down from 377,000 deaths in 1990.[12] Common causes include bleeding, infections, hypertensive diseases of pregnancy, obstructed labor, miscarriage, abortion, or ectopic pregnancy.[12] Globally, 44% of pregnancies are unplanned.[17] Over half (56%) of unplanned pregnancies are aborted.[17] Among unintended pregnancies in the United States, 60% of the women used birth control to some extent during the month pregnancy occurred.[18]

[@AnAverageNerd]

Description

[@colmlooney5843]

@@AnAverageNerd disciption*

[@AnAverageNerd]

@@colmlooney5843 de·scrip·tion

[@sawy3rxo]

aren't rollerblades with pizza cutter wheels basically ice skates

[@_leidybug]

:OOOOOO WE SHOULD MAKE A PIZZA SKATING RING! JUST A BIG ASS PIZZA, WHILE EVERYONE SKATES IN A PATTERN, SO IT'S CUT EVENLY! AND THEN THE AUDIENCE CAN ENJOY SOME PIZZA!

[@naomiwolf8944]

@@_leidybugomg your a genius lol

[@riftey98]

Yah lol

[@CC-fo7oh]

Nah, it's really hard to cut stuff with skates THEY JUST NEED TO BE MODIFIED THO

[@catshark0076]

@@_leidybug you are the chosen one.

[@Pallanamnjavelet]

Decent of you to release the crabsticks when you where done with them. Seeing them swim free at the end of the video really warmed my heart.

[@369-v2s]

He has gained over 70,000 subs in 2 days, That's insane.

[@sephinatorr]

Holy shit

[@A_Bag_of_Potatoes]

It's free real estate

[@sephinatorr]

@@A_Bag_of_Potatoes Yes

[@sopanut100]

Suspicious ayy

[@dimensionaleyeball4030]

I was here snice 200

[@sims2fun1]

I’m in love with your sense of humour

[@laust3998]

e

[@kalebg6523]

E

[@you_got]

Ê

[@obamasphere5758]

e

[@stonksagent9040]

É

[@daniellassander]

So i have this problem and its a huge one believe me, i often leave my home and since im really clever i often think about bringing food with me in case i get hungry so i have often just brought a fresh loaf of bread with me my girlfriend usually makes. Then this problem strikes me, i dont have a knife i cant cut the bread and i am forced to eat it like a neanderthal while the whole office stares at me like im some freak, maybe because i dont work there or because of the bread im not sure. Could you find some feasible solution to this problem?

[@Floris_VI]

God tier comment

[@NicholasAarons]

This is one of the most Epic Comments I’ve ever seen. LMFAO...! ‪Nick🧔🏽, KZbin🔐: Lock Pick Nick & Nicholas Aarons.

[@benbevan3120]

2:45 "I'm not going to make this one" only took him 2 years before he finally did lmao

[@quincy2376]

Use snowboarding boots for spring shoes cuz they support your ankles

[@galacticnarwhal9798]

Quincy Fenner or high tops

[@dylanmann3429]

@@galacticnarwhal9798 good idea, but I dont think hightops would give enough support

[@blacksmithbeta5337]

Oh, yeah.. they wont break your ankles.. theyll just break something a little higher up.. 😂

[@cheadlechamp8047]

Ah yes snow boots in Australia

[@dylanmann3429]

@@cheadlechamp8047 it's almost like Amazon exists

[@yummyherbicide7296]

The patrons should unionize and repossess the welder

[@sth5033]

it's possible that he actually had less than 100 patrons at this time, maybe even less than 50 so he still owned the majority of the welder. unfortunately, it's a great loophole to prevent worker ownership of the means of production.

[@Yurigamour855]

1k like

[@dayday3688]

What do u mean

[@robbob5258]

“Came out of a giant ballpoint pen.” That’s where it went...

[@robbob5258]

@Jusjurassic Master hi

[@radekchrabota]

@@robbob5258 hi?

[@sauced284]

The bulletproof apron guy now has a full blown video, congrats

[@sevenb4time601]

bro, why is " I didn't buy any pizza cutters, cause there would be no more for anyone else to cut a pizza with" such a valid point

[@somethingsomethingusername802]

What store only stocks 8 Pizza Cutters though

[@Cactus_fucker]

@@somethingsomethingusername802 my local Walmart

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@somethingsomethingusername802 you'd be surprised

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

Order them on amazon

[@TierZoo]

very excited for more crustacean videos

[@_spaghetti]

lmao the rise of underrated youtube channels working together.

[@YeezeQ.]

E

[@chungusisamemer8167]

You actually made the link to " making a human with a human" in the description And its a link to Wikipedia about pregnacy

[@MYSTRO0]

I was look in for this comment lol😂

[@jpw1812]

Same

[@IceeFish]

@Jacob Conder hey now

[@syb3n]

Jacob calm down bucko

[@Corasyn]

@Jacob Conder same

[@CJTerry.]

“Make a bullet proof apron” *and this thought sat in his head, for the next two years to come..*

[@lxilafr]

"also I'm keeping my apron on so you can't see my pp" I did a thing-2019 (6:50)

[@BobSmith-pl6sm]

*focuses on groin area*

[@niko2454]

*”My Head isn’t working properly and I have no idea why”* *Proceeds to self inflict brain damage*

[@RheeasDomain]

That was actually him recalling another of his previous videos...

[@nikkothegoblin]

Greetings shad

[@KainaX122]

What? No, that couldn't have anything to do with it

[@captainjerkov6150]

Thanks so much for explaining the joke, oh where ever would we be without your supreme intellect

[@shurkeys419]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the sacrifices he makes for all his videos.

[@Ididathing]

my ankles like this comment

[@vaarelsauce]

@@Ididathing thank you for your controbutipn to society

[@whateverppl1229]

@@Ididathing now do something more -dange- *ahem* i mean... you should try sky diving while talking about crayfish... spice things up a bit.

[@skateboardlover5586]

I know like when he had is computer over the creek That made my anxiety rise lmao

[@catshark0076]

I make human sacrifices, shinxy!

[@C08Y]

2:40 today he literally uploaded that video

[@Diablo77071]

Every body gangsta *Until pregnancy websites are entered in the chat*

[@night7078]

this comment is stolen

[@dreamwolf7302]

as someone who makes knives and daggers for a hobby, and thus has welded many many things. If you havent burned down an entire metal working shed, specially built to avoid burning down, then you are not all that bad.

[@owenburt1606]

You appear to be very skilled at welding for burning down a metal shed made not to burn down Sorry if I offended you just a joke

[@dreamwolf7302]

@@owenburt1606 nah, no offense taken. Seriously though, the guy teaching me was pissed that i managed to do it, but then decided 'its part of the learning process'.

[@luigimini2124]

@@dreamwolf7302 Even when you fail you still learn

[@dreamwolf7302]

@@luigimini2124 too many people give up after a failure or 500, imagine if Da Vinci had given up after his first few hundred failures? Or Edison, or Tesla, or Einstein...

[@worthlessfajita8816]

Well if you are using a gas welder and lets say a fire stars under the tank that you just noticed because the flame is touching the ceiling Its really not that hard

[@Jbrimbelibap]

I am disapointed that he did not put porn sites in the description. You broke my heart

[@MouseGoat]

Yeah me to, how wil i find sex on the internet now?

[@caecium695]

@@heinzguderian9980 Wait a Minute

[@buttonz7639]

Heinz Guderian pause

[@absterthedabster8628]

Heinz Guderian hol up

[@zabranjenopusenje6317]

@@heinzguderian9980 im scared to click on it can someone tell me what it is....

[@ProdGrip]

He made the bulletproof apron

[@memereport2481]

Damn, he called Michael out then collabed with his ex roommate

[@gbeminiyionyinyechukwu1157]

Meme Report who is micheals ex roommate

[@memereport2481]

Jashin Is god William Osman

[@mafiaradroachv.h3026]

Memento mori

[@Impulsive_TV]

eat shit

[@Impulsive_TV]

not really

[@bruh3997]

Now i can say that i started seeing this channel before it had even 100k subs

[@panconqueos]

Yeh

[@totallynotoffending3719]

same

[@wyrmmmm]

Yepp

[@sci_pain3409]

would you like a cookie?

[@wyrmmmm]

@@sci_pain3409 What kind of cookie tho

[@Romanticoutlaw]

thank you for the informative link on the "making humans with humans" industry

[@xynoxfl]

This man needs to win a price for actually putting "Make a human using a human" in the description 💀🔥

[@peytoncox8146]

Build a robot that prints Michael reeve's script when he releases a new video

[@maximgeldon]

you are at the wrong channel

[@themediocregatsby2034]

11:11 minutes long make a wish Also: you sitting on that branch over the water with your computer gave me such bad anxiety

[@cobenhart3241]

Dude you are getting big, keep going I love your stuff.👍

[@Ididathing]

thanks matey

[@cobenhart3241]

I did a thing no problem. Love from Samoa.

[@brady_6692]

Are you inciting that he was small at one point?

[@cobenhart3241]

Snuff Muffin everyone starts out small it just seems like not long ago he was a smaller channel that’s all

[@cmac1100]

Yeah, did you see three size comparison to Michael reeves?! I mean, I know Michael isn't big, but this guy is HUGE compared to him!

[@sugarcoatedslaughterhouse4937]

Now that they’ve both conquered at creator clash, I wonder how that “fight me, Michael” challenge would actually go. I know their size classes are different, but Michael was freakin terrifying in the ring

[@evanhollinshead6375]

i think you can guess how it would go

[@Apples765]

We need to see it now

[@davidbray5982]

@@evanhollinshead6375 Michael would be fucking dead that's how it would go. James Odd 1s Out was a bloody pulp after IDAT was done with him.

[@Lucky-xz4xq]

This man just roasted an entire country, I love this channel so much more

[@dodo-ux4po]

You should have used ski shoes instead. By this way you wouldn’t hurt your ankles. Also, it would be easier to jump since the shoes are more sturdy.

[@CommanderKrieg]

idk about you, but I was gritting my teeth when he was jumping on the spring shoes of deth

[@topkek996]

He could have taken a lesson from kangaroos that every australian rides to work every day and edded a third limb for balance. Kangaroos have a muscular tail but I think a metal beam stuck between you asscheeks should do the job. If you add a fist sized knob to it, you can grip on it way easier

[@marcotergicristiano3955]

I'm Italian and I would like to order a couple of those pizza-cutter rollerblades.

[@swervemente699]

Sorry but, arrivederci.

[@julianwulian6547]

A couple? One for the nonna and one for you?

[@marcotergicristiano3955]

@@julianwulian6547 It may surprise you, but here in Italy people have two feet.

[@Cry0tica]

@@swervemente699 konno giorno giovanni yume ga aru

[@Sleeqb7]

This video intro predicts their spar prior to the creator clash.

[@andiopp719]

6:40 “also i’m keeping my apron on so you can’t see my pp” omg i’m dead

[@isyriex4675]

if you're dead how are you talking 🙄

[@crowleycornix1569]

@@isyriex4675 oh imma whoosh you! r/whoosh

[@bpyrotroph3670]

@@crowleycornix1569 Or should I r/whoosh YOU? Idk

[@crowleycornix1569]

@@bpyrotroph3670 oh nooooooooooooooo!

[@Damond_Warrior]

@@crowleycornix1569 r/woosh (Joke lol)

[@meganshortland5055]

i like how you managed to cut that pizza better than most dominos employees

[@YeahTheDuckweed]

it almost feels like you actually made that employee's day lmao he just needed a little bit of a talk aye

[@Moth_block]

Sometimes all u need is a laugh and a friendly face

[@TheGameguy211]

HE MADE THE BULLET PROOF APRON LETS GOOOOO

[@inosesio2521]

How did he find out we watch him? -A Samoan

[@repliedreplied5552]

I didnt get that part It was funny But I didnt get it

[@whealler100]

@@repliedreplied5552 Well he can see who subs and from what areas and like if they are male or female so maybe he really does have like an incredible sub rate there?

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@whealler100 nah dude 200k samoans vs like probably like 80% americans is a lot more

[@whealler100]

@@actualgarbage8549 I'm not sure what your point is

[@retnuhretnuh]

Please make the bulletproof apron and send it to an American viewer. We need them desperately.

[@Gray13475]

Owning and manufacturing ballistic vests is highly illegal in Australia. Thank, Ned Kelly. I think that they are in Prohibited Weapons Category there, except for, LE/MIL/SEC Personnel.

[@SweetMoonSugar]

especially since my cooking is so offensive

[@scrubbywubby2694]

RickAlbert yea my school has gotten threats before and at one point someone actually showed up but without any gun just there to talk with the principal

[@thedrewberry]

I did a things building plus Michael Reeves knowledge of technology and programming could build something beautiful.

[@CopiHuman]

Michael Reeves, William Osman and I did a thing. Together these three have the power to create the universe itself

[@vortexosumania5404]

IAmAnotherHuman and don’t forget mark rober. We need those nasa skills

[@thedrewberry]

@@CopiHuman William Osman would be amazing too I agree with that

[@Cancer38]

If you fought Michael in creator class it would’ve aged so well 0:40

[@thecowknownaspablo735]

No one’s gonna point out how he can rip duct tape first try?

[@malevolentlight8777]

It's easy lol

[@MusicPigeon]

No it's not

[@malevolentlight8777]

@@MusicPigeon than you're a bitch. Duct tape is made to tear easily so if you can't hear it your be weaker than the average 7 year old

[@Kytti-not-kitty]

@@malevolentlight8777 no need to be rude!

[@AG-tv7jd]

Malevolent Light With that grammar, your brain is weaker than that of the average 7 year-old.

[@Fyice]

Can i get that 1/100 of the wielder back? Kinda need it

[@natanikriechbaum2152]

"Ive never welded in my life" *sets table on fire*

[@Dean.Hilleary]

@@natanikriechbaum2152 I weld a lot. Statistically I would have to say the table on fire rate is fairly consistent with what would be expected of a much more experienced operator. Kudos.

[@lucasmucas9072]

Allen Dee okaaaaay thank you mr. weld

[@Jabbajobba]

Yo he actually put the discription on how to make humans with humans (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

[@reapershadow2966]

but it wasn't what i wanted TwT

[@Jabbajobba]

@@reapershadow2966 lol | (• ◡•)|

[@intoxicatedprimate7992]

I'm honestly supprised

[@AllTheCloudsArePink]

Of course he did. How dare you doubt him for even a second 😤😤😤

[@Jabbajobba]

@@AllTheCloudsArePink i actualy thought he wouldnt tho

[@shylod9677]

The giant crayfish was actually fascinating, a biology teacher somewhere has that clip saved in his personal library i guarantee it. I feel like the sword fan is justification enough to make a bulletproof apron.

[@drangus8818]

I think about that sword fan frequently. So terrifyingly awesome. Would love to watch stuff get thrown at it more

[@nathaniello9733]

“I was thinking of what i would use to make it but then I realized I don’t live in America” YIKES

[@hanzen3810]

literally screamed when I heard this

[@markdream6813]

🤡

[@jono9041]

gottem

[@jono9041]

@Zach P you can still get guns, but you can't just waltz into a shop and grab one off the shelf.

[@bongwaterbaptist]

A Humble Weeb yourr right, you have to go through background checks

[@KainaX122]

"My head just isn't working and I don't know why" [random cut to IDAT throwing himself headfirst into a gong] Me: "Yea, I have no clue why that would be either"

[@you_got]

Honestly this is the type of humor that I can appreciate Along with that of Michael Reeves because he, too, is neat

[@Katsuhi50]

the Apron idea could be changed to a highly fire resistant / sharp object resistant apron, you know something quality to wear so you don't end up in the forever box from making something that might explode.

[@tau-5794]

Kevlar ironically isn't that great at protecting against sharp objects, since its made up of lots of individual fibers those fibers will just cut like any other fabric, even if they're sturdy enough to catch a bullet.

[@PrestonFrankel]

He made the bulletproof apron

[@joshhorton9752]

Can you make a bulletproof apron and send it to me i live in America and could really use a bulletproof apron

[@ferrin6326]

I have a great cursed comment for this, take a guess at what it is

[@jeremys8360]

Annalise Wedewer back to school jokes?

[@joshhorton9752]

Annalise Wedewer idk what

[@colenally3978]

Everyone laughing untill that shit happened in New Zealand

[@hyperfox0934]

Oh mood. ...Actually I really need one I'm thinking of running an art club at school and as everyone knows I always need to have some sort of excessive self defense item or weapon on me at all times. Not because I actually fear death, (why would I? this place fucking sucks!) But for the ~aesthetic(TM).

[@BarrySmoother]

Haha I died on the dominos joke, I was just thinking the same thing. The employees at dominos seem to cut their pizzas with a plastic spoons

[@jakob3d179]

Get an electronic auto darkening welding helmet there about $40 from Bunnings and there well worth it.

[@facelesshalo5174]

"Fight me Micheal" (Flash forward nearly 3 years) So close. So so close.

[@fakestory1753]

make a clock saying a 3-word long sentence, every second represent a noun, every minute represent a verb, every hour represent a subject

[@K.D.Meyers]

That is actually something I would buy

[@bmxscape]

that sounds fuckin awesome

[@lrrr9734]

This entire channel screams of the whole "We were too busy wondering whether we could, and didn't stop to think whether we should"

[@mphofficialbandchannel1316]

“The medusa of the tool world” you can’t look at it

[@tacocatt6808]

MPH Official band channel well done for explaining the joke. Dumbass

[@SpydersByte]

hah, I didn't catch that and I'm a welder :D was wondering wtf he meant

[@RickyWilder]

Thank you for the helpful video and link in the description. I successfully built a human.

[@jrshua44]

Worries about snapping his ankle then walks around blade roller skates

[@DerPijO]

Seems like thats the main aim of the subscribers, the bouncing shoes also :D super mean

[@grester5929]

I nearly made him break his ankle with my idea :D

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@grester5929 awesome :D

[@grester5929]

@@actualgarbage8549 yeah i was so excited when this video first came out

[@abelkallely8397]

How come this guy’s not famous?he’s a legend!

[@Bloodreign137]

I love waking up and doing a thing

[@awiseguythatsmorewise]

"Make a bulletproof apron" IDAT: "Nah." *2 years later..* IDAT: "Sure."

[@mr-nonsense]

"My head's not working and I have no idea why" *_bangs his head on a gong_*

[@DarkwearGT]

You r not getting 5000 subs no idea why Delete ur channel cus u suck

[@anaswaheed7315]

Darkwear GT he has 3.1k so that’s good enough

[@et6910]

@@DarkwearGT u don't even have the right to tell him to delete his/her channel when he/she can get 3.1k subscribers while u only have 100+ subscribers so fuck off 9 yr old

[@TheRealFallingFist]

@@et6910 you are very obviously not much older than 9

[@et6910]

@@TheRealFallingFist well it depends on what u think.. I'm 14, so if u think I'm not much older than 9yr old, that's just your perception..

[@paolospadaccini6819]

Make a video about a machine that carves pumpkins for Halloween

[@BlackTigersoul]

The moment he put on the shoes I already heard his ankles snapping and I was glad that it didn't happened

[@CJTerry.]

“Fight me Michael” *Bro suddenly gets an invite to the content creator ring event*

[@theluckypenguin6602]

You have a point Michael Reeves is much smaller than you as shown

[@shadowthenhedhog7900]

I like how he's not kidding about 10 minutes either

[@EmeraldEyesEsoteric]

I like how the video is 11 minutes long, your name is misspelled, and over 600 morons liked your comment. Care to explain? Anyone?

[@puddinsavage9428]

you make great vids keep it up your humor is amazing

[@Ididathing]

thanks buddy

[@Awselot]

"fight me michael" almost aged extremely well, but it ended up being TheOdd1sOut. 0:46

[@zenshiroimo7684]

“The only thing you grab when you reach down is Crab Stick.” 😂😂😂

[@ravioli_826]

As a welder myself, I must say that your description is perfect

[@sturmfrei5853]

The german guy who made the world record tried it on a TV show again by jumping over cars. I think he accidentally tripped and hurt his spine and is now paralyzed from the belly down.

[@southerngaming1142]

F

[@kxwo]

F

[@miricalman2515]

Absolutely real, the guy is called Samuel Koch and the Show was 'wetten dass..?'

[@Juliancasabigchungus]

F

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

uck

[@leoprzytuac3660]

I was astonished by the patience and politeness of the Domino's employee XD

[@HairyandFinanciallySolvent]

9:55 you should have asked for the number to the head office, or his manager, and just see how far up the corporate ladder you could get to push your pizza skates idea lmao. I could see them use that for a promotion of some sort.

[@4TheClover]

have you ever tried to look yourself in the mirror and say what am i doing with my life

[@Ididathing]

every day

[@WaltherP99Reviewer]

Feelsbadman

[@ysldraco6641]

@@Ididathing i hope u are just memeing lmfao i genuinly love your content its impressive and fun to see u make something out of an old item that you break down and dont use

[@lagonz327]

Lol

[@RKroese]

"What am I doing with your wife?"

[@frequenttrenuser]

I have a video idea for you. Making an egg catapult that gets rid of birds

[@ambrosewong139]

Smashing parents with the carcass of their unborn child. Brutal.

[@gangsteroldguy3965]

Yo i think there's a game called minecraft for that

[@chimerasofhafgufa]

@@gangsteroldguy3965 nah eggs don't deal damage in minecraft

[@andrejilic38]

Wtf

[@urielgonzalez900]

Nice and dab at the birds by throw their unborn fetus to them