I made a Shark Proof Wetsuit!

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I did a thing

I did a thing

Күн бұрын

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@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
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@denifnaf5874
@denifnaf5874 2 жыл бұрын
The best shark proof suit is staying on land. Sharks (hopefully) can't go on land
@testtest-je8xb
@testtest-je8xb 2 жыл бұрын
hm yes
@testtest-je8xb
@testtest-je8xb 2 жыл бұрын
landshark
@ZEN_Tonka
@ZEN_Tonka 2 жыл бұрын
I live in your backyard I come out at exactly at 4:02am for 3 milliseconds.
@whatarethat
@whatarethat 2 жыл бұрын
SURFSHARK
@havacomment
@havacomment 2 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that fish heads covered with tuna blood is the most effective shark repellant on Earth. I'm going to go give that a try one of these days.
@diobutcrack9754
@diobutcrack9754 2 жыл бұрын
Good luck if u succeed then it will be good if u don't then ⚰️
@brendanoneill6267
@brendanoneill6267 2 жыл бұрын
If only they made some sort of see through eye cover type thing 🤔
@phantomminer3293
@phantomminer3293 2 жыл бұрын
@@diobutcrack9754 I guess they'd be going into the forever box
@diobutcrack9754
@diobutcrack9754 2 жыл бұрын
@@phantomminer3293 yes they will
@robzilla8084
@robzilla8084 2 жыл бұрын
Hey wait what about the steak stuffed down your pants
@user-sl1wt1dv4y
@user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 жыл бұрын
🍕 > 🦈, let me elaborate. According to 'I did a thing', there are 355 pizza related deaths every year, with only 3 fatal shark attacks in australia He also used fabric impenetrable by shark teeth, which could only be cut by an industrial grade pizza cutter
@Hamox
@Hamox 2 жыл бұрын
Pizza proof vest soon
@paulosborne6517
@paulosborne6517 2 жыл бұрын
So, of you want to swim with sharks without all the DIY hassle... Just order a load of pizza and gaffer tape them to your wetsuit... The stats don't lie.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 жыл бұрын
You know, it's actually terrifying how many people die because of cows each year. They're gonna take over the world, just wait.
@kahonk269
@kahonk269 2 жыл бұрын
Genius
@y0wz4
@y0wz4 2 жыл бұрын
Scientifically, a pizza is much scarier than a shark.
@oggy2402
@oggy2402 Жыл бұрын
In case you missed the pear joke, There is a great Aussie tradition of scanning avocados through the self serve as pears to get a mad discount
@TSUNAMI-MAMI
@TSUNAMI-MAMI Жыл бұрын
Loooool amazing
@HakunaMatataAquatics
@HakunaMatataAquatics Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing that. It's even more funny now.
@theYoutubeHandle
@theYoutubeHandle Жыл бұрын
ok, that explains that wierd pear... But 'industrial pizza cutter' still makes no sense to me...
@antonh1159
@antonh1159 11 ай бұрын
@@theKZbinHandleWell it works in the same way a pizza cutter works however its made for sheet metal so its ”industrial”
@Vollification
@Vollification 11 ай бұрын
At first I was going to say "Isn't that just petty theft?" Then I remembered why your ancestors got transported for in the first place and realized... "Guess it is tradition then..."
@thechalupacabra3065
@thechalupacabra3065 2 жыл бұрын
I love that this man just casually disassembles parts of his home for his projects
@Nahan_Boker94
@Nahan_Boker94 2 жыл бұрын
Well hes secretly keep parts of his households last longer bcs the older ones keep being replaced by newer ones. The monetizations keeping those hinge, bolts and gears always new lol
@higoodbye7545
@higoodbye7545 Жыл бұрын
I love that he literally made a whole fucking bear trap when he was making the shark's mouth 😂😂💀
@crashtiansClips
@crashtiansClips 2 жыл бұрын
I like how this video idea basically fell apart and turned into "Does industrial stab proof fabric work?"
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
yeah and then i just made an elaborate way of stabbing it
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys
@MicheleDelGiudice-mykys 2 жыл бұрын
Idk, I think he proved his point, lol
@greenyevo5017
@greenyevo5017 2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree with this perpetuation on the new sport of steak swimming, finally a mainstream KZbinr to introduce this recreational sport to the public.
@jackiou9525
@jackiou9525 2 жыл бұрын
but only with steak right?
@dominicrice152
@dominicrice152 2 жыл бұрын
I would join the varsity steak swimming team
@greenyevo5017
@greenyevo5017 2 жыл бұрын
@@jackiou9525 depends on the division
@jackiou9525
@jackiou9525 2 жыл бұрын
@@greenyevo5017 I don't know what you've been seeing
@rxndomlyrix2260
@rxndomlyrix2260 2 жыл бұрын
Is it also possible to do this Sport as a vegan?
@frenchiestfries9259
@frenchiestfries9259 Жыл бұрын
i learned that if you put stab-proof fabric over a pear and stab it with shark teeth it turns into an avacado
@speedylady
@speedylady Жыл бұрын
Lol yaaa! 😆
@theroyalmudkip7443
@theroyalmudkip7443 10 ай бұрын
i thinks its an ausie joke correct me if im rasist
@simonockas
@simonockas 10 ай бұрын
Alchemy
@Infinus_
@Infinus_ Жыл бұрын
You forgot about one small part, the crush. It may protect you from the teeth but it can still crush your bones into powder. *(If its an actual bite)*
@TransfemMarta
@TransfemMarta Жыл бұрын
Should’ve combined it with titanium plating, that way he would sink to the bottom of the ocean, where no sharks live.
@Nah-ps7iy
@Nah-ps7iy Жыл бұрын
Amem
@notyourdamnbusiness8795
@notyourdamnbusiness8795 Жыл бұрын
just flex.
@Infinus_
@Infinus_ Жыл бұрын
@not your damn business but how exactly would flexing help you with a 18,000 Newtons (18,000kgm/s²) bite
@notyourdamnbusiness8795
@notyourdamnbusiness8795 Жыл бұрын
@@Infinus_ im just build different.
@Number16BusShelter
@Number16BusShelter 2 жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until the shark attacks you with a industrial grade pizza cutter
@WaterjetChannel
@WaterjetChannel 2 жыл бұрын
good to see idat making a judicious use of the safety squints. safety is no joke!
@KoiMan_
@KoiMan_ 2 жыл бұрын
Sheeeesh, it’s the resin channel!!
@red__guy
@red__guy 2 жыл бұрын
Sheeeesh it's the abusing interns chunnel
@W0ElSME
@W0ElSME 2 жыл бұрын
Sheeeesh, it's the Pressure Cannon Channel!
@knightlyshade98
@knightlyshade98 2 жыл бұрын
Could somebody explain what's happening?
@kasioedits
@kasioedits 2 жыл бұрын
@@knightlyshade98 sheeesh it's the guy who doesnt know the reference channel!
@SoulFoxie
@SoulFoxie Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of the cut-proof fabric just grabbing the needle and being like "Shh shh we don't do that here" before snapping it in half
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol Ай бұрын
Some fabric actually snaps needles. Especially in machines. My mom sews. I hate hand stitching leather with an awl. Well it's not bad but takes too long
@russianbigbird4161
@russianbigbird4161 Жыл бұрын
7:23 yeah sharks aren't really interested in dead things and they tend to prefer when things splash around and move a bunch because that indicates to them that there's something alive and worth looking into around
@DarioVarasG
@DarioVarasG 2 жыл бұрын
Medicine student here: those fabrics are designed to protect you from only one of the two main mechanisms of trauma: the penetration, which causes a lot of damage. In a shark bite though, the blunt force trauma would still leave you bleeding internally, which is a lot of fun. Great vid as always!
@banann_ducc
@banann_ducc 2 жыл бұрын
High school student hoping to become a medicine student here:Easier to swim to shore with internal bleeding than a chunk of you missing i reckon.
@Jaydenwhip
@Jaydenwhip 2 жыл бұрын
Internal bleeding just means extra tissue fluid
@krlosz1996
@krlosz1996 2 жыл бұрын
Biology enthusiast here, although what you say is true, sharks regularly don't rely on bite force as much as they rely on the slicing action of sideways bite movement, they have big jaw muscles but they rarely use the full capacity of them simply because they don't need to, their teeth are sharp enough to do most of the work without that much force applied behind them
@olivierallaire6302
@olivierallaire6302 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was what bugged me in this otherwise awesome video. Simpler said, even if the teeth will not PIERCE through the suit, the shark bite's power alone is enough to damage your body through the fabric since it's not rigid, pressing on your body. To be fully protected from a shark bite, you'd have to find a way of making a rigid suit able to both resist being pierced and resist a 4000 psi bite. Good luck!
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
So i didnt put this info in the video for some reason but apparently 90% of shark bite deaths are from blood loss. So yeah obviously if i 5 meter great white grabs you it will still squeez you to death but otherwise this would help reduce the depth of cuts a lot.
@squawmous
@squawmous 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this channel is that even when one invention is a failure, there's always another invention that is much more extravagant than the original idea for the video. He didn't have to put so much aesthetic into the Shark bite machine but ended up making a much crazier looking machine than the Shark proof suit
@Oscar4u69
@Oscar4u69 2 жыл бұрын
camping tent suit 😳👉👈
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear aq
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@Oscar4u69 Funnily enough some company made a small tent hammock thing that can also be converted into a raincoat... somehow this absurd and niche idea has actually been made before. Humans are weird.
@BiFurDoggy
@BiFurDoggy 2 жыл бұрын
@@StuffandThings_ As weird as a combination as that sounds that seems pretty reasonable. I could see that being pretty handy for people who go camping a lot.
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol Ай бұрын
. All we need is a wearable sleeping bag that is waterproof ​
@squeegel3904
@squeegel3904 Жыл бұрын
At 8:10 I saw the rebar sticking from the sides of the door and thought, "wouldn't somsone be able to just hold the side of the door, and swing around the rebar?" *8 seconds later* "welp, that answers that."
@kathulhurises
@kathulhurises Жыл бұрын
this man is the definition of "never let them know your next move" and I LOVE IT
@NorthoftheBorder
@NorthoftheBorder 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like you've missed a trick here. You've made steel-toed crocs that are probably definitely shark proof, and you had all that 5mm sheet metal, so why not just attach the steel to the wetsuit?
@_No_Time_
@_No_Time_ 2 жыл бұрын
People would think you are the shark !
@jakeharris2344
@jakeharris2344 2 жыл бұрын
Try swimming covered in sheet metal
@williamrobinson6055
@williamrobinson6055 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakeharris2344 breathing is a myth
@jakeharris2344
@jakeharris2344 2 жыл бұрын
@@williamrobinson6055 true if it wa real you would have to learn how
@kenkvistadori6953
@kenkvistadori6953 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakeharris2344 Ever heard of ships and submarines?
@RedoOkay
@RedoOkay 2 жыл бұрын
This man has no limits. He can do anything. And his jokes are always on point
@wolflover1256
@wolflover1256 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@bappojujubes981
@bappojujubes981 2 жыл бұрын
Like a shark's teeth.
@Funny-Cobra
@Funny-Cobra 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@FussyPickles
@FussyPickles 2 жыл бұрын
he can't beat youtube trolls
@elm5424
@elm5424 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q36oYWyGrc2bsLs finally it's here.
@Headywon
@Headywon 2 жыл бұрын
This man actually made a Street Sharks reference; on behalf of the 8 other people who watched that show, I commend you, good sir
@Oroberus
@Oroberus Жыл бұрын
But he missed to make a Landshark reference though!
@roidroid
@roidroid 11 ай бұрын
@@Oroberus Get outof hear lAnDsHaRk. STREETSHARKS RULE THE STREETS
@SwissCheeze5567
@SwissCheeze5567 Жыл бұрын
I love the re-occurring theme of him eating rubber.
@keaghan914
@keaghan914 8 ай бұрын
in the part with him watching youtube you can see the video where the joke started
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol Ай бұрын
I like to chew on rubber but not eat it
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol Ай бұрын
It's been a long time though
@westie430
@westie430 2 жыл бұрын
"I probably shouldn't be teaching sharks that people shaped objects are filled with delicious fish" I was wheezing🤣🤣 Love your sense of humor Alex😆
@mason2307
@mason2307 2 жыл бұрын
7:15 to 7:45
@WarioOf1812
@WarioOf1812 2 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to thank you so much for this amazing idea. Living in Oklahoma U.S. I often feel overwhelming anxiety about shark attacks. It often makes it difficult to do laundry or even do the dishes. My wife doesnt seem to understand. I had lost all hope but now know that that someday I could rest easy knowing the risk of a shark attack would be mitigated to a rough gummer.
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
no worries mate
@zackd519
@zackd519 2 жыл бұрын
Those Oklahoma dishwasher sharks are no joke. Be safe out there!
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 2 жыл бұрын
I could have gone my whole life without the phrase "rough gummer," thanks
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@zackd519 I know right, now just imagine the danger of tornadoes in Sydney!
@mrhype502
@mrhype502 2 жыл бұрын
I completely agree Jason except I live the state above you in Kansas and here it isnt sharks in our dish water but Sharknado's as it had just came into season for them and I have been deeply traumatized by them ever since 2009 when we had a tree fall on our house from one
@taylor943
@taylor943 Жыл бұрын
Originally I was just searching for 3-D printer content but luckily the algorithm brought me here. Now this is quickly becoming my favorite KZbin channel by far. I can’t decide if it’s the low-key dark humor or the fascinating scientific and engineering aspects of the content but either way I’m hooked. 😂
@javimakesamvs844
@javimakesamvs844 Жыл бұрын
lowkey? brudda said he's jealous of a man getting mauled to death by a shark lmaooo he doesn't give a single fuck😂😂
@Samuelviruet-zp2fj
@Samuelviruet-zp2fj 8 ай бұрын
Its probably the dark humour
@MikeyDL69
@MikeyDL69 Жыл бұрын
The fact that making human-shaped shark bait is a genuine concern in his line of work is absolutely astounding 😂
@desertsmeagol7073
@desertsmeagol7073 2 жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely convinced this man can make anything
@owenrawlins9251
@owenrawlins9251 2 жыл бұрын
So true
@PumpkinEater-gh6ok
@PumpkinEater-gh6ok 2 жыл бұрын
🦍
@allenhumphrey9031
@allenhumphrey9031 2 жыл бұрын
To a low standard of course
@luiz3r0
@luiz3r0 2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo ok
@RMI638
@RMI638 2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo ok
@DarcyAhrns
@DarcyAhrns 2 жыл бұрын
wow those kevlar scissors really came out at the perfect time
@pastynick
@pastynick 2 жыл бұрын
Loved your acting as the shark bud
@Mynameischef
@Mynameischef 2 жыл бұрын
incredible work as the water in this one
@peashootercat
@peashootercat 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome acting as the wetsuit
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
@daemonburns-waight2421
@daemonburns-waight2421 2 жыл бұрын
We need a new video my man! Don't tell the Fairbairns, but I'm more eager for your content now.. Get on it mate!
@alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362
@alphakakcmeddlakadoofahkii3362 2 жыл бұрын
14:30 Don't sharks go for a test bite to see if what they are attacking is edible and usually don't attack humans further upon realising that they taste weird? Surely that would deter them after the first bite
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk Жыл бұрын
You know, I can't explain why, but you and your face expressions, as you feed a metal shark raw meats, are now core memories for me.
@toast3591
@toast3591 2 жыл бұрын
The amount of stress that I feel each and every time I watch IDAT is immeasurable
@rootintootin6492
@rootintootin6492 2 жыл бұрын
Professional grade tomfoolery
@tankkiller3386
@tankkiller3386 2 жыл бұрын
nah, eating rubber glue and getting dangerously close to deadly objects is normal behaviour
@higoodbye7545
@higoodbye7545 Жыл бұрын
The plasma cutter with no shoes sent me 💀
@dr.shadox4927
@dr.shadox4927 Жыл бұрын
8:32 let cut some toe with a guillotine
@slyderace
@slyderace Жыл бұрын
The fact that he uses power tools w/o shoes is making me too stressed out to keep watching!
@Finchyboi14470
@Finchyboi14470 2 жыл бұрын
I just watched a man put a pear under a tarp and then pull out an avocado. He’s a magician
@laheylovesliquor4331
@laheylovesliquor4331 2 жыл бұрын
So I’m not the only one who saw that
@13KillerShadows
@13KillerShadows 2 жыл бұрын
@@laheylovesliquor4331 I don't know man, he said it was a pear, I think you're just seeing things...
@alexia7063
@alexia7063 2 жыл бұрын
they are also referred to as alligator pears so in a way… kinda not fully wrong
@GrowingDownUnder
@GrowingDownUnder 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexia7063 neil degrasse tyson said the earth was pear shaped, and he's right it look exactly like the earth so it must be a pear
@sgt79
@sgt79 Жыл бұрын
Little known fact Vin diesel did a street sharks commercial as his first acting gig
@Pure_Ent253
@Pure_Ent253 Жыл бұрын
I subbed for the reason of how incredibly creative with your editing you are. Absolutely amazing work man
@Nyghtmareish
@Nyghtmareish 2 жыл бұрын
*"if I slip I'll fall face first into it"* This man makes my heart race.
@chefgreasypaw7816
@chefgreasypaw7816 Жыл бұрын
How so? 😏
@levanesco5544
@levanesco5544 Жыл бұрын
not in a good way lmaoo
@Shroomish_Art
@Shroomish_Art Жыл бұрын
Ayo? 😳
@ultimate1769
@ultimate1769 6 ай бұрын
I do think he does all this dangerous looking stuff, then only relises it was so dangerous during the editing, then pretty much saying "yeah I'm an idiot". I do love some needless danger though.
@alainvosselman9960
@alainvosselman9960 6 ай бұрын
He's an accident waiting to happen... 😂
@bruv7521
@bruv7521 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, I can swim in my pool in australia without worrying about sharks
@puellanivis
@puellanivis 2 жыл бұрын
Frickin’ sharks always jumping fences getting into people’s pools. :(
@FussyPickles
@FussyPickles 2 жыл бұрын
it's a good thing they don't bite heads
@elm5424
@elm5424 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/q36oYWyGrc2bsLs finally it's here.
@linkedwinters
@linkedwinters 2 жыл бұрын
@@puellanivis Is that how they get in?? I always thought they came through my drain.
@puellanivis
@puellanivis 2 жыл бұрын
@@linkedwinters WTF? You’re not using shark filters in your pool drains?!
@Kiyoone
@Kiyoone Жыл бұрын
08:56 🤣😂 Dude is gonna use plasma cutter in bare feet, jeez this gives people anxiety
@bere4202
@bere4202 Жыл бұрын
The humor, the editing, the invention 😂 I could never get tired of seeing this human
@josalbatross321
@josalbatross321 2 жыл бұрын
Swimmer: *dies from shark Alex: “oh no… ANYWAYS”
@joffles6516
@joffles6516 2 жыл бұрын
There wasn’t even any oh no it was just “YES!”
@nathangee7075
@nathangee7075 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m surprised our sad excuses for current affairs shows didn’t go after him for that.
@squirtlelicious1055
@squirtlelicious1055 Жыл бұрын
nah he said "why him and not me?"
@thefriendlyallay
@thefriendlyallay Жыл бұрын
That happens about 5 times a year, even without Alex
@JemaKnight
@JemaKnight 2 жыл бұрын
The circular saw was amazing because your reaction makes it immediately clear that this was obviously a terrible idea, but a rare instance of you not knowing that ahead of time.
@benthiccbiomancer2760
@benthiccbiomancer2760 Жыл бұрын
Lol, I work on a drop saw and tensed up the second he cut to the shot of fabric sitting unsecured under the blade... Being there in first person as one of those things suddenly grabs whatever you're cutting is no joke!
@Henrix1998
@Henrix1998 Жыл бұрын
He 100% knew. There was nothing holding the fabric. No matter what he was cut it would have flew off
@Casta2
@Casta2 2 жыл бұрын
9:19 if you look closely you can see he finally protecting those feet of his
@MrKrimson
@MrKrimson Жыл бұрын
the scene at 11:00 is insane - you genuinely can just make anything if you put your mind to it and apparently that also applies to crazy people
@Notpoop906
@Notpoop906 2 жыл бұрын
the integrated shark fin on the front of the wet suit was a really cool design choice!
@Lisa-el7zo
@Lisa-el7zo 2 жыл бұрын
Shark fin?? That's obviously the mountain from the nord vpn logo. You even get the blue background, when you take it for a swim...
@gergleshmerf3544
@gergleshmerf3544 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lisa-el7zo nah it was the pocket for his steak when he goes steak swimming
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks its hydrodynamic as well
@lucaloaiza2957
@lucaloaiza2957 2 жыл бұрын
seriously
@Mountain.Frost.
@Mountain.Frost. 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what he used for that bulge😳
@alberthorn180
@alberthorn180 2 жыл бұрын
6:16 I think.... it gives you the best spots to NOT get attacked by a shark.
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
yeah maybe
@Xeridanus
@Xeridanus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing Yeah, sharks are like lightning, they never strike the same place twice.
@Dominick874
@Dominick874 Жыл бұрын
Lightning does strike at the same place twice eventually maybe probably already did because trees don’t make sound if not heard because loneliness is key.
@Okarabouzouklis
@Okarabouzouklis Жыл бұрын
lighting strikes the same place more than twice
@kthuludev
@kthuludev Жыл бұрын
@@Dominick874 So true
@Isloff
@Isloff Жыл бұрын
pretty sure he coulda bought a bear trap. but making one is more fun
@WacMilk
@WacMilk Жыл бұрын
The hinge part got me in tears, that was so unexpected. Great work.
@CocoBlox
@CocoBlox 2 жыл бұрын
i need to make a "i did a thing" proof suit
@The74th
@The74th 2 жыл бұрын
An good sir Not a
@waddledeeunmasked3443
@waddledeeunmasked3443 2 жыл бұрын
Found the shark
@StuffandThings_
@StuffandThings_ 2 жыл бұрын
Easy, just wear some shoes. Perfect I did a thing repellent.
@dcr645
@dcr645 2 жыл бұрын
drew gooden pinned comment type comment
@daneilgame123
@daneilgame123 2 жыл бұрын
Literally translates as "i need to make a "i did something" lawsuit" KZbin translate is obviously better than google one
@Julius-qt2th
@Julius-qt2th 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine going by his garage and just seeing this terrifing machine breaking bones
@NoSubsWithContent
@NoSubsWithContent 2 жыл бұрын
Cow bones no less, things which have to be something like 10 times stronger than a normal human femur
@DarkTimesSeven
@DarkTimesSeven Жыл бұрын
The ammount of effort and time you put on to these videos is surreal and all are entertaining to watch, they show how much creativity and sense of humour you have.
@patricktucci2818
@patricktucci2818 Жыл бұрын
Your videos are treasures. They're this weird, wonderful mix of how-to, Jackass, education and standup comedy all rolled into one.
@MakersMuse
@MakersMuse 2 жыл бұрын
Those pesky sharks, always hanging about but SOMEHOW no where to be seen when you need them!
@cammycool
@cammycool 2 жыл бұрын
He made a whole fake shark jaw when he could have bought a bear trap. Genius.
@julianrosas9134
@julianrosas9134 Жыл бұрын
Where you even buy a bear trap?
@tangentfox4677
@tangentfox4677 Жыл бұрын
@@julianrosas9134Bear trap store.
@SprinkCalSA
@SprinkCalSA Жыл бұрын
@@julianrosas9134 Bear Trapz R Us
@Ps3luvr260
@Ps3luvr260 Жыл бұрын
@@julianrosas9134 Amazon
@deevanhorne1983
@deevanhorne1983 Жыл бұрын
@@julianrosas9134 Bears n' Traps
@nicholasadams2374
@nicholasadams2374 11 ай бұрын
Great Whites are my favorite!! It's been a lifelong dream of mine, to see them in person, and swim with (near) them. But, they also terrify me. Everything about them strikes fear in my heart.
@eestaashottentotti2242
@eestaashottentotti2242 Жыл бұрын
It is always wonderful to see a person use his substantial technical abilities for the best possible benefit for humankind.
@2Tibrok1
@2Tibrok1 2 жыл бұрын
I lost it for over two minutes. I went from laughing hysterically, to realizing I haven't genuinely laughed this hard since my fiancée left me so I started to genuinely cry, back to a healthier mentality of letting go of the past and crying again from just.. ya know, the whole reason why I'm writing this post, all without pause. Not concerned with what happens with this comment. Just, Thank you for that moment.
@ninjacat8659
@ninjacat8659 2 жыл бұрын
Dam...
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
glad to hear mate!
@obama9301
@obama9301 2 жыл бұрын
0 relevance
@neveraboringday-yt
@neveraboringday-yt 2 жыл бұрын
@@obama9301 ratio
@thefunnywatermelon2983
@thefunnywatermelon2983 2 жыл бұрын
@@obama9301 L Bozo
@darkranger116
@darkranger116 2 жыл бұрын
we can finally "sword fight" with sharks without concern. you have saved this timeline.
@weewoogee
@weewoogee 2 жыл бұрын
🤨
@BearishGames
@BearishGames Жыл бұрын
14:23 Was he thrusting? 💀
@Bbfishman
@Bbfishman Жыл бұрын
13:40 bro!! what are those welds man! you make some cool stuff so im surprised those are sloppy like that! you're better than that
@Jajen1945
@Jajen1945 2 жыл бұрын
man made himself a hammerhead shark without even realizing it at 1:52
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
i didnt even realise
@N22I
@N22I 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this DYI video! i will surely try this myself, altho the biggest fish in my area is a pike. Could you next make "i made a bullet/blast/radiation/heat/cold/air/laser/meteorite-proof suit out of trift shop materials under 15 AUD" ? NordVPN sure protects me on internet, but i need protection IRL too.
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
Let me know if the pike can get through
@creatureswithcalvin3084
@creatureswithcalvin3084 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing 🤣🤣
@basiI
@basiI 2 жыл бұрын
try a condom for some irl protection
@gryzak5127
@gryzak5127 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ididathing Order some uranium 238 from Amazon
@klikklak6099
@klikklak6099 2 жыл бұрын
You always have Atleast one joke that kills me lol that fatal shark attack I actually thought you felt remorse for your actions but when it said it gave you hope I laughed so loud
@marko9463
@marko9463 Жыл бұрын
The im not racist one is hillarious
@Dappersworth
@Dappersworth 2 жыл бұрын
4:37 I love how he glosses over the fact that he already had scissors that can cut the stuff no problem lolllll, which would have completely negated 2 minutes of the video.
@TASK360
@TASK360 2 жыл бұрын
I like how you present pizza to be more dangerous than sharks than show yourself helping people partake in that dangerous activity 2:59
@MrRedpanda2442
@MrRedpanda2442 2 жыл бұрын
he wants that life insurance money
@jaydox3836
@jaydox3836 2 жыл бұрын
3:38 "this stuff snaps needles like crazy." The Fabrick: * *steals his needle and snaps it with alien-like appendages* * xD
@Intimatycal
@Intimatycal 2 жыл бұрын
just stumble across your channel, this is the second video I watched in a row. You have a great sense for humor. Really made my day
@kitchkitch-my7uo
@kitchkitch-my7uo 2 жыл бұрын
what a breath of fresh air. your edgy funny and not scared to say things that other tubers would touch with a 10 foot pole. you have gained a follower. love the videos
@Firota117
@Firota117 2 жыл бұрын
Since it's been well established at this point that even though you're protected from the puncture you're not protected from the crush, perhaps you should also fill the suit with oobleck (or however it's spelled, ya know that weird jello stuff thats normally fluid but hardens the more kinetic energy that's applied to it. All the KZbinrs were obsessed with it for a while). That might actually be a super cool suit if it was done right. A bit heavy but I mean comon it's fluid when youre moving and hard when you're hit. That's dank as hell!
@ThaGr1m
@ThaGr1m 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't really work in this case, the pressure is applied slowly so tmit would still sink in
@menziemedia
@menziemedia 2 жыл бұрын
“Dank” 💀
@manuelredgrave8348
@manuelredgrave8348 2 жыл бұрын
You've spelled it right
@nara6540
@nara6540 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't work that well since the kinetic energy would still be transferred to the wearer
@BigShrimpin_
@BigShrimpin_ Жыл бұрын
Among other reasons listed, you wouldn't be able to move. While oobleck does remain a liquid when not under a shear force, the speed at which you need to move your arms, legs and just body in general to walk/swim would mean it would remain solid the whole time.
@stuser-fb4te
@stuser-fb4te 2 жыл бұрын
7:00 that shot is kinda fire ngl
@RestoreTechnique
@RestoreTechnique 2 жыл бұрын
I'm curious as to the difference in force between a real shark bite and that hydraulic shark. Great video, super funny 😆
@obsidianfrost9514
@obsidianfrost9514 Жыл бұрын
Sharks like the great white do something like a test bite. It would be similar if not stronger than that but weaker than a full on shark bite.
@guts60
@guts60 Жыл бұрын
I’m sure the suit is more effective at stopping the shark from turning your arms to ribbons than anything. It’s better at stopping them from tearing up your body than just biting
@matthewcrist1012
@matthewcrist1012 2 жыл бұрын
"Let me take the hinges off my door, so I can go outside and buy this..." That had me in stitches!
@ToreHuschbeck
@ToreHuschbeck 2 жыл бұрын
4:05 „Glue a bit down, Go wa chu chu“
@sftf557
@sftf557 Жыл бұрын
The wetsuit with the god damn knight’s armour would definitely help, but I have no doubt that it would crush your bones under it, cause maybe I’m just dumb, but I’m sure that sharks are way stronger than the machine you made (maybe) and with crushed bones, good luck swimming
@ThisNameWasTooLon
@ThisNameWasTooLon Жыл бұрын
Dude, your commentary is sooo good. Underrated comedy genius.
@chrisalan5610
@chrisalan5610 2 жыл бұрын
@12:07 holy shit someone else remembers Street Sharks? Jawsome
@socialgutbrain7774
@socialgutbrain7774 2 жыл бұрын
It really pisses me off when people talk about "shark-infested waters". Oooooh, look at me, I'm in a human-infested house!
@9SooS9
@9SooS9 2 жыл бұрын
Shame on you then
@socialgutbrain7774
@socialgutbrain7774 2 жыл бұрын
@@9SooS9 damn you're right
@9SooS9
@9SooS9 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you agree. We should stop eating sharks and start eating people
@JPGjack
@JPGjack 2 жыл бұрын
this man puts so much time and effort into every one of these incredible and pointless videos, we appreciate you sir
@imkossie1199
@imkossie1199 Жыл бұрын
Kangaroo Proof Suit when?? We need those more that shark proof ones in Australia
@eppzn4179
@eppzn4179 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this video currently healing from a pretty bad saw injury (still have all 10 digits thankfully) gave me the absolute chills.
@Xeridanus
@Xeridanus 2 жыл бұрын
Unless you're new here, you should know how he is around power tools.
@nennalewis9286
@nennalewis9286 Жыл бұрын
@@Xeridanus ur rude
@shanekirkland1935
@shanekirkland1935 10 ай бұрын
I'm missing a finger from absentmindedly cleaning off my lawnmower while it was running, and on almost every one of these videos I find myself asking how he still isn't missing any digits.
@oleeeee7807
@oleeeee7807 2 жыл бұрын
7:41 omg 💀💀😂😂😂
@3eezie483
@3eezie483 Жыл бұрын
try a hot wire cutter used for cutting foam. its just a wire that is shorted until its glowing red and used to burn/cut straight lines.
@bigshot_harold
@bigshot_harold Жыл бұрын
14:41 funny how the shark can break a femur with more power than an porch *I broke my femur from a porch*
@markgallagher1790
@markgallagher1790 2 жыл бұрын
This man is a DIY God
@lukearts2954
@lukearts2954 2 жыл бұрын
Actually more a SUC god... X"D
@biggiecheeseofficial100
@biggiecheeseofficial100 2 жыл бұрын
man used this video as an excuse to make a super hero suit
@C-Tag
@C-Tag 2 жыл бұрын
Random dude: **fckn’ dies** I did a thing: *evil laugh*
@alyoooh
@alyoooh 2 жыл бұрын
8:17 lol that gate has spikes around it to prevent people from getting on but Alex easily showed that you can still go around it.
@Insanity_Wolf
@Insanity_Wolf 2 жыл бұрын
8:33 Was really expecting to see him holding a jar of toes after this part.
@SomeOneOneOne
@SomeOneOneOne 2 жыл бұрын
Dude never fails to get a good laugh out of me 😂 thank you
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
thanks mate
@mikeock2087
@mikeock2087 2 жыл бұрын
7:36 that's why I love this channel, this kind of humor is rare in 2022
@eden1588
@eden1588 Жыл бұрын
You got my sub for this. Not only was it funny, it as actually useful!
@mattkemp1902
@mattkemp1902 11 ай бұрын
as soon as I heard "I tried a circular saw" I shouted "NO!" really loud and my colleague thinks i'm having a mental breakdown. But I am glad you weren't injured, as I am most videos (but not the ones where you get injured)
@masterSFR
@masterSFR 2 жыл бұрын
Love how this went from making a wetsuit to making a hydraulic steel shark in his garage
@HandToolRescue
@HandToolRescue 2 жыл бұрын
Easy way to add holes for cloves of garlic.
@Ididathing
@Ididathing 2 жыл бұрын
i did exactly this
@sergykid
@sergykid Жыл бұрын
wow, impressive, what an artisan. What a master of both humor and craft.
@Ccody47
@Ccody47 Жыл бұрын
I haven't seen Street Sharks referenced in anything since it was new, props.
@upsidonkey9570
@upsidonkey9570 2 жыл бұрын
10:30 so that is JUST a bear trap
@noah3
@noah3 2 жыл бұрын
10:36 was that the bite of 87???
@syntheticvocalist-p472
@syntheticvocalist-p472 2 жыл бұрын
Alright, that was funny.
@droptopdoozy7255
@droptopdoozy7255 29 күн бұрын
Bro i love your vids! You got the comedy, cool shit that you make, and you obviously put a lot of work into the things you do to make the video or whatever your making, and you never have shoes on either which i feel like is iconic to your videos at this point lmaoo
@_KERP
@_KERP 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! This video helped me to make a cool DIY automatic Shark Meat Cutter!!! Great for BBQ with the fam.
@elilivezey7884
@elilivezey7884 2 жыл бұрын
1:18 should have been "and they cost an arm and a leg! Those are the things I am trying to protect from the sharks, so that seemed like a bad deal"
@guxtavo8838
@guxtavo8838 2 жыл бұрын
I really love how you manage to do *absolutely everything* in the most *_abnormal, bizarre, painful and dangerous_* way possible and somehow, you are still alive and healthy, sorta of.
@dumdem-me4mb
@dumdem-me4mb 9 ай бұрын
“For the first time in 60 years, horrifically a swimmer was killed by a 5 meter great white off Sydney, which filled me full of hope that I can get a shark to attack my wetsuit” Mental 💀
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